Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
THE BITS…
In Pakistan, the Abbottabad Commission has issued its 336-page report on Osama
bin Laden and it said he would travel as far as 93 miles away to make phone calls.
Apparently bin Laden also had Verizon.
In Pakistan, the Abbottabad Commission has issued its 336-page report on Osama
bin Laden and it said he was once stopped for speeding. Apparently they cited bin
Laden for not having car bomb insurance.
Yesterday was Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s last day on The View. The View’s makeup
artists are hoping that before today’s show they’ll be able to wipe the smile off Joy
Behar’s face.
Yesterday was Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s last day on The View. At last report Whoopi
Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd were icing down their swollen feet from all of their
jumping for joy.
A video has surfaced showing Justin Bieber taking a whiz in a restaurant’s mop
bucket. In fact, it was such a major leak that Bieber is now seeking asylum in
Venezuela.
Adam Lambert will be appearing on the TV series Glee this coming season. They
say this is the biggest news for the gay community since the Supreme Court ruling
on same sex marriage.
Octomom Nadya Suleman is 38 years old today. The Octomom is planning to have
a huge party…it’ll be just her and the kids.
Octomom Nadya Suleman is 38 years old today. Researchers were able to
determine her age by counting her stretch marks.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
SON OF THE BITS…
A clothing line inspired by the TV series The Walking Dead will soon go on sale.
It makes sense since we all know what snappy dressers those zombies are.
A clothing line inspired by the TV series The Walking Dead will soon go on sale.
It may seem ridiculous, but the zombies are still better dressed than Justin Bieber.
Rumor has it that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have split up after she found
out he was cheating. First the Lakers lose Dwight Howard and now this.
Rumor has it that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have split up after she found
out he was cheating. However, ESPN reports that Khloe and Kim are working on a
trade for Kris Humphries.
LeBron James is reportedly working on a rap album. The bad news is they say
he’s almost as good a rapper as Shaquille O’Neal.
During the Tour de France yesterday, British rider Mark Cavendish was pelted
with a bottle of urine. Authorities believe it was the work of Justin Bieber.
During the Tour de France yesterday, British rider Mark Cavendish was pelted
with a bottle of urine. Amazingly, the urine didn’t test positive for drugs.
According to a new report, Mexico has overtaken the United States as the fattest
country in the hemisphere. However, America is expected to retake the lead when
Twinkies return to stores.
According to a new report, Mexico has overtaken the United States as the fattest
country in the hemisphere. There’s one more thing America has been surpassed in.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
TODAY’S AUDIO…
Today on the Bitman audio feed we have loads of reality with Master
Chef, Big Brother, America’s Got Talent and Only in America with
Larry the Cable Guy, plus late night fun with Conan.
Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at
BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area
Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at
BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne
Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or
amunos@unitedstations.com
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
Jul 11th, 2013
TINSELTOWN TATTLER…
A video has surfaced from earlier this year showing an apparently drunken
JUSTIN BIEBER taking a whiz in a restaurant’s mop bucket. The video was
apparently shot by one of his punk friends as the group laughs about it and jokes
that the restaurant should be honored that Bieber had chosen to pee there. After
he’s done, the gang proclaims they are “wild kids” and Bieber grabs a cleaning
liquid bottle and sprays a photo of Bill Clinton on the wall while saying “F*** Bill
Clinton!” Perhaps the weirdest thing is that after the story broke, Bieber called the
president to apologize and Clinton actually took the call! Clinton told him there
were no hard feelings and to focus on the good that he can do for the world and to
keep an eye on his friends, especially the one that leaked the video. (See here)
LAMAR ODOM delivered a smackdown on two photographers in Hollywood
yesterday. TMZ has video showing him smashing their car and tossing camera gear
into the street before fleeing with some of the destroyed equipment. No word on
what triggered the beef. (See here)
Star magazine says that LAMAR ODOM and KHLOE KARDASHIAN have split
after he was caught cheating! They say Lamar has been cheating with a 29-yearold woman named Jennifer Richardson, whom he met at a strip club in
Washington, D.C. in January 2012. That night, Lamar supposedly invited her back
to his hotel room and then took her phone apart so she couldn’t take photos or
record him. A friend says they only went to third base that night and didn’t reconnect until 11 months later. She says that night they had sex and “Lamar
couldn’t get enough. He was insatiable!” The friend also says Lamar told Jennifer
that he wanted to have a threesome, so she got a friend to join them last Christmas
Eve in Phoenix. She says whenever Lamar would leave to go to Khloe he would
say ‘I have to go be a Kardashian now.’ Khloe’s rep denies the story while a source
tells Star, “Khloe is freaking out, begging him to come back.” They say the alleged
mistress she has plenty of evidence to back up her story.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2…
The married for 30 years DENZEL WASHINGTON is caught up in a cheating
scandal as Radar Online says someone is shopping around photos that appear to
show Denzel kissing another woman on the lips, in what appears to be a passionate
moment. Back in 2003 rumors went around that Denzel was having an affair with
his Out of Time co-star, Sanaa Latham, but she denied it.
It’s now reported that GEORGE CLOONEY and STACY KEIBLER broke up
over the phone! It’s not clear who called who, but Clooney is stuck in Europe
filming a movie until the end of the year while Stacy is in L.A. taping her new TV
show. They talked it over and decided five months was too long to be apart and
that it was best to call it quits. However, it’s said there was no drama and
everything is otherwise good between them.
HALLE BERRY and fiancé OLIVIER MARTINEZ are reportedly getting married
this weekend. No word yet on where the wedding will take place, but they were
spotted leaving LAX with Halle’s daughter Nahla. This will be the third marriage
for Halle, who was previously married to baseball player David Justice and singer
Eric Benét.
WHITNEY HOUSTON'S daughter BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN has officially
gotten re-engaged to boyfriend Nick Gordon. This comes eight months after she
sent out a series of cryptic tweets saying they’d broken off their first engagement.
Bobbi wrote on her Facebook page: "YES, we me nick are engaged. I'm tired of
hearing people say 'eww your engaged to your brother or if Whitney was still alive
would we be together or would she approve of this.'" She added that Nick wasn’t
even her adoptive brother because her mom never officially adopted him.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 3…
KATE MIDDLETON is due to give birth to the royal baby any day now and it
turns out that she’ll be related to another royal baby of sorts – JAY Z and
BEYONCE’S daughter Blue Ivy! They’ll be 23rd cousins, twice-removed. The
real royal baby will also be distantly related to the children of Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie, and Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.
BEYONCÉ posed naked, aside from a heavy dose of glitter, for Flaunt magazine.
The photos were actually taken in 2011, but for some reason are just surfacing
now. Inside there’s a pretty fluffy interview in which she talks about her status as a
gay icon, shares tidbits about her likes and dislikes, and her controversial deal with
Pepsi. The magazine will be out next week.
Former Baseball Wives star ANNA BENSON has been stripped of custody and
had visitation rights with her children. This comes after she stormed into estranged
husband Kris Jensen’s house and allegedly threatened to kill him. The former New
York Mets pitcher will get full custody of the kids, at least for the time being.
Apparently, Anna had been behaving strangely lately, claiming the FBI was
following her and Kris had feared she might be using drugs. The 911 call made by
Kris during the home invasion has also surfaced online. (Hear here)
The treatment team at Cliffside Malibu has advised LINDSAY LOHAN to stay in
rehab for at least another 30 days beyond her 90 day sentence. Since Lindsay
began her treatment at another facility, Cliffside wants her to stay longer so she can
complete their entire 90-day program. As you might guess, once the clock strikes
12, Lindsay plans to hit the bricks.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 4…
CHARLIE SHEEN may be back to his old ways as he reportedly flew to Scotland
last week on a whim to look for the Loch Ness Monster. Charlie took his pals
Brian Pekk and ex-baseball star Todd Zeile along and they rented a boat and
headed out to search for Nessie with only a bottle of scotch. There were no
sightings and the guys returned to L.A. the next day.
It was a teary goodbye for ELISABETH HASSELBECK on THE VIEW
yesterday. Despite butting heads on political and social issues over the years,
everyone only had nice things to say about one another and the love and tears
flowed. In what was perhaps a Freudian slip, BARBARA WALTERS told
Elizabeth, "I'm happy that you're going." Walters also announced that they
wouldn’t be filling Hasselbeck's seat very soon and that there would be plenty of
guest co-hosts and advised hopefuls, "Don't send us any tapes or résumés, please."
Everyone’s favorite televangelist, PAT ROBERTSON, is at it again. During his
700 Club show, Pat was answering a question about whether "liking" photos of gay
couples on Facebook was a sin and a sign of condoning the behavior. In his
response, Pat said, “To me, I would punch 'vomit,' not 'like,' but they don't give
you that option on Facebook.” (See here)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
DATELINE HOLLYWOOD…
ADAM LAMBERT will be on GLEE this coming season. The show’s co-creator,
Ryan Murphy, tweeted the news yesterday, but didn’t say whether Lambert would
be a guest star or have a recurring or regular role.
This coming season on TWO AND A HALF MEN we’ll meet Charlie Harper's
long-lost, 21-year-old illegitimate daughter. It turns out that she and Charlie will
have something in common – they both like women! The role hasn’t been cast yet,
but she’ll make her debut in the season premiere.
COTE DE PABLO is leaving her role as special agent Ziva David on NCIS. Cote
has decided not to renew her contract, but will return for the season premiere to
wrap up her story line. It’s probably not a major surprise as last season’s finale
had Ziva resigning from the team.
Fox is developing a new TV series based on THE LEAGUE OF
EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN. Casting hasn’t been announced and there’s
no word on when it might debut.
Comedy Central has announced that JAMES FRANCO will get the celebrity roast
treatment. Franco's roasting will be taped in Los Angeles in August and will air on
Labor Day.
If you like the zombie look, a line of women’s apparel inspired by the TV series
THE WALKING DEAD is on the way. Tank tops, shirts, hoodies, and dresses
featuring characters from the show will sell for $25-$60 online at
HerUniverse.com and in select stores this summer.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
MUSIC NOTES…
Here are last week’s top 10 albums (with sales figures) according to Billboard
magazine…
1. J. Cole - Born Sinner - 58,000
2. Wale - The Gifted - 50,000
3. Kanye West - Yeezus - 39,000
4. Imagine Dragons - Night Visions - 36,000
5. Florida Georgia Line - Here's to the Good Times - 32,000
6. Joe - Doubleback: Evolution of R&B. - 31,000
7. Daft Punk - Random Access Memories - 28,000
8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The Heist - 24,000
9. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox - 22,000
10. Blake Shelton - Based On a True Story - 21,000
KORN will release their next album, on October 1st. It’ll be called "The Paradigm
Shift" and it’ll mark the return of guitarist Brian "Head" Welch, who took an eightyear hiatus to get clean from drugs and find religion.
SLIPKNOT frontman Corey Taylor reports that he had $36,000 worth of musical
equipment stolen from his home and storage units in Iowa. The items included two
guitars that had belonged to late Slipknot bassist Paul Gray. Taylor told police he
suspects a friend stole the gear while he and his wife were touring Europe.
STEVEN TYLER surprised a pair of newlyweds when he accidentally walked into
their wedding reception at The Four Seasons hotel in Washington, D.C. on
Saturday. Tyler hung around and posed for photos with the bride and groom and
their guests.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
MUSIC NOTES 2…
CHEAP TRICK is suing the Ottawa Bluesfest for $1 million over that 2011 stage
collapse that nearly killed the band. The stage buckled during a storm, and the
band accuses organizers of "putting economic considerations over safety."
Perhaps inspired by their 6-inch figurines, DAFT PUNK and Durex are teaming up
on an exclusive "Get Lucky" line of condoms. The packaging will feature the Daft
Punk logo and their images. So far, only industry insiders have had a chance to test
the product.
DAFT PUNK will again team with NILE RODGERS to finish a previously
unreleased CHIC song.
BARRY GIBB says he’s writing a song inspired by the Jodi Arias murder trial.
Gibb is apparently working on a new album and says there’ll be at least one track
about the crime.
BONNIE TYLER received an honorary doctorate from Swansea University in
Wales yesterday. Bonnie is from Wales and was discovered in Swansea and now
has a home in nearby Mumbles.
ROBIN THICKE is being criticized by some that say his song "Blurred Lines" is
about rape. Thicke calls the claims "ridiculous," saying the lyrics are about both
"blurring the lines between men and women and how much we're the same" and
"blurred lines between a good girl and a bad girl."
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has released a teaser clip for his upcoming single 'Take
Back the Night'. It’ll presumably be on the follow-up to his 20/20 Experience
album. (See here)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
MUSIC NOTES 3…
BRITNEY SPEARS’ video for Ooh La La from the Smurfs 2 soundtrack will
premiere on VEVO at noon Eastern today. The video also features her two sons.
Despite denials from his management, apparently it really is JUSTIN BIEBER on
that voicemail message on SELENA GOMEZ’S new single, "Love Will
Remember." Word is that she gave him a heads-up back in February that she was
going to use it on the track and he apparently didn’t have a problem with it.
It turns out that MARIAH CAREY not only dislocated her shoulder while filming
her new music video, she also cracked a rib and chipped her shoulder bone! Mariah
continues to rest up.
RIHANNA was late for another concert. This time it was in Monte Carlo, where
Rihanna made fans wait more than three hours! Tickets to the intimate show went
for at least $782 and tweets from the waiting crowd included: “We’re waiting. …
Frankly, this delay is abuse” and “It’s a record delay…But we love her anyway.”
Rihanna did send a $5,000 check to a suburban Chicago high school to offset
security expenses for a visit back in March when she was over four hours late!
If you’re house hunting in Toronto, you might want to talk to DRAKE. He’s
selling his condo there for $4.2 million. The 3,000 square-foot pad has 3-bedrooms
and 3-bathrooms and is on the 22nd floor. Even if you have that kind of dough to
blow, keep in mind that the monthly HOA dues are $3,361.51!
JAY-Z will release his song "Open Letter" on vinyl through Jack White's Third
Man Records. The song was recorded for Magna Carta Holy Grail, but didn’t make
the final cut. Meanwhile, Jay-Z was at the Pace Gallery in New York yesterday
where he rapped his track "Picasso Baby" non-stop for six hours!
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
MUSIC NOTES 4…
TAYLOR SWIFT’S concert in Pittsburgh went off smoothly last Saturday despite
police arresting a man who allegedly posted threatening online messages saying,
"Taylor Swift must perish and die" and then showed up at the show with signs
reading, "Taylor Is With Satan, Repent."
Doctors say RANDY TRAVIS has congestive heart failure because of a viral
respiratory illness he recently contracted. Yesterday he suffered a stroke and
underwent surgery to relieve pressure on his brain. Earlier in the day, doctors had
said his condition stabilized and he was showing signs of improvement.
CLINT BLACK will release a new album, called When I Said I Do, exclusively at
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store on August 5th. The album features 11 of Clint’s
favorites plus three new songs.
THE COURT YARD HOUNDS will release their second album on July 16th. It’s
called Amelita and the first single, called Sunshine, has been posted online at
Soundcloud.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
TUBULAR…
Daytime:
GMA: Talk, News
CBS This Morning: Champion snowboarder Kevin Pearce
Today: Actress Jane Lynch; Darius Rucker performs
Kelly & Michael: Actress Salma Hayek Pinault
The View: Actor Jason Biggs; TV host John Quinones
The Talk: Guest co-host Regis Philbin; actress Brooke Shields; cooking with chef
Jessica Collins
Ellen: Jennifer Lopez; actor Kyle Chandler; Phillip Phillips performs
Primetime:
ABC: Wipe Out and Rookie Blue are new, Motive is a rerun
CBS: Big Bang Theory, 2.5 Men, and Elementary reruns, plus a new Big Brother
Fox: New and old Hell’s Kitchens
NBC: New and old And the Winner Is, plus Jane Lynch hosts Hollywood Game
Night where celebrities play party games with contestants
CW: Vampire Diaries and Beauty and the Beast reruns
Late Night:
Jay Leno: Helen Mirren; actor Ben Schwartz; The Olms perform
David Letterman: Kevin James; snowboarder Shaun White; Darius Rucker
Jimmy Kimmel: Jeff Bridges; designer Jeff Lewis; Capital Cities perform
Conan: Mel Brooks Jibber Jabber; John Malkovich; Derek Waters; Skillet
Jimmy Fallon: Salma Hayek Pinault; actor Charlie Day; chef April Bloomfield
Craig Ferguson: Maria Bello; actor Scott Adsit
Carson Daly: California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom; artist Phil Hansen; Purity Ring
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Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
Thursday,
May
July 29th,
11th, 2009
2013
THE WATERCOOLER…
What would you do with your allegedly murdered granddaughter’s belongings?
Casey Anthony’s parents, Cindy and George, recently held a yard sale at their
home in which they sold off Caylee’s toys and clothes. One person that recognized
the Anthony’s bought a bunch of her stuff and videotaped the sale.
From the downfall of society…Kissimmee, Florida Police have charged a 15-yearold boy and a 20-year-old man with murder in connection with two killings and
several other shootings in the area. Police said the 15-year-old boy told them he
was looking for random targets and "thought it would be fun to shoot a person."
Here’s some trick riding! A YouTube video is going viral that shows a motorcycle
rider retrieving a cup of coffee that a woman had inadvertently left on the back
bumper of her SUV. Not only that, the rider catches her attention so he can return
the full coffee mug on the run. (See here)
It turns out there’s another reason for you and your partner to have sex!
Researchers in England have found that men and women that have an active sex
life look five to seven years younger than other people their age. Scientists say the
endorphins released during sex are crucial to preserving your youth. Releasing the
endorphins helps to keep the skin elastic and consequently less likely to wrinkle. It
can also help burn fat and release a chemical that helps boost the immune system.
It’s reported that more women are choosing to keep their own last names after they
get married. Facebook took the names of women whose relationship statuses were
set as “Married” and compared the names with their husband’s. They found that
about 38 percent of women in their 20s kept their name, while 26 percent of
women in their 30s did. Only 12 percent of women in their 60s kept their name.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
SPORTS SHIRT…
David Ortiz homered in the second inning of last night’s Mariners – Red Sox game
for his 1,689th hit as a designated hitter, passing Harold Baines for the all-time
record. Ortiz already holds the record for most runs, doubles, home runs, extrabase hits and RBIs by a DH.
The Texas Rangers will place Yu Darvish on the 15-day disabled list today with a
mild strain in his right upper back. With the All-Star break, Darvish will only miss
one start.
Oakland Raiders linebacker Kaluka Maiava and his brother have been charged
with assaulting two men at a Maui bar. The alleged incident occurred on March
17th, four days after the Raiders signed Maiava.
Andrew Bynum has reportedly decided to join the Cleveland Cavaliers. ESPN says
the two sides have agreed to an incentive-laden, two-year contract that could be
worth up to $24 million.
The Boston Bruins have signed goalie Tuukka Rask to an eight-year contract worth
$56 million. Rask was a restricted free agent.
The NHL has announced the final in their series of outdoor games to take place
next season. The Ottawa Senators will visit the Vancouver Canucks on March 2nd.
In all, five outdoor games will be played next season.
Mississippi has suspended basketball player Marshall Henderson indefinitely for a
violation of team rules. They didn’t say what incident triggered the suspension, but
it may have been giving the middle finger to a fan during the NCAA tournament.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
Scoreboard
MLB
Miami 6 Atlanta 2 (Final)
Cincinnati 6 Milwaukee 2 (Final)
N.Y. Mets 7 San Francisco 2 (Final)
Baltimore 6 Texas 1 (Final)
N.Y. Yankees 8 Kansas City 1 (Final)
Washington 5 Philadelphia 1 (Final)
Toronto 5 Cleveland 4 (Final)
Pittsburgh 5 Oakland 0 (Final)
Detroit 8 Chi. White Sox 5 (Final)
Tampa Bay 4 Minnesota 3 (Final 13)
L.A. Angels 13 Chi. Cubs 2 (Final)
St. Louis 5 Houston 4 (Final)
Los Angeles 5 Arizona 5 (13th)
Boston 11 Seattle 4 (Final)
Colorado 5 San Diego 4 (Final)
Today’s Games
MLB
Toronto at Cleveland (12:05 PM)
Minnesota at Tampa Bay (12:10 PM)
Kansas City at N.Y. Yankees (1:05 PM)
Chi. White Sox at Detroit (1:08 PM)
Boston at Seattle (3:40 PM)
Texas at Baltimore (7:05 PM)
Washington at Philadelphia (7:05 PM)
Cincinnati at Atlanta (7:10 PM)
St. Louis at Chi. Cubs (8:05 PM)
Milwaukee at Arizona (9:40 PM)
Colorado at Los Angeles (10:10 PM)
San Francisco at San Diego (10:10 PM)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
DUH…
Seattle’s Eliza Webb went to her car and noticed some belongings were missing.
She also noticed a strange cell phone on the front seat. Realizing she’d been robbed
and the crook left his phone behind, Eliza bypassed police and called the robber’s
mom instead and explained what happened. Eliza was invited to their house to
retrieve her stuff and was greeted by the 19-year-old thief, who appeared to have
been crying. The kid explained that he was drunk and bored when he and some
friend broke into several cars. Eliza convinced the kids to do an apology tour of the
neighborhood and they went door-to-door and returned the stolen goods.
Apparently Spider-Man has turned to a life of crime. Cincinnati police say Thomas
Williams broke several windows at Moeller High School with rocks and
sprayed fire extinguishers, causing damage to the school. Williams was charged
with felony vandalism and police noted that when he was arrested he told them he
was looking for the football coach and was wearing only Spider-Man underwear.
Tigress Sydney Acute McDaniel is running for a city council seat in Greensboro,
North Carolina. Her candidacy would seem to be a long shot at best. First, by law,
Tigress had to disclose that she was convicted of felony identity theft. Second, she
insisted upon being listed on the ballot as Tigress “Queengeterdone” McDaniel.
Last March, the New York Mets approached the American Indian Community
House about organizing a Native American Heritage Day at the team’s Citi Field.
All agreed it would be a wonderful idea and pre-game festivities such as traditional
dancing and singing were planned for July 25th. Unfortunately, Native American
Heritage Day has been canceled after someone finally discovered that the Mets
would be hosting the Atlanta Braves that day. Yes, the same Atlanta Braves that
have been criticized for their use of American Indian imagery, particularly the
team’s Tomahawk Chop chant.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
MO’ DUH…
Darrell Reynolds went into a Bryan, Texas movie theater recently to see “World
War Z.” Unfortunately, Reynolds didn’t get to see the movie. As the theater
darkened, he pointed his finger in the shape of a gun and made shooting noises.
Fellow moviegoer Caroline Morales said, “The rumor quickly spread that it was a
gun and everyone is rushing to the exit quickly. We couldn't have got out if we
wanted to." Reynolds did get out with the assistance of police, who charged him
with disorderly conduct, which could carry a fine of up to $350.
Buffalo police responded to call about a drunk, naked man knocking on doors.
That man was Terry Wayne Smith Sr. and after getting into an altercation with a
woman, he got into a car driven by another man and fled the scene. Cops soon
stopped the car in question and found a naked Terry in the passenger seat. Officers
deduced that he was heavily under the influence of alcohol, since he couldn’t walk
without stumbling and they had a hard time understanding what he was saying. It
turned out the woman Smith struggled with was his wife, who was trying to stop
him from causing trouble. She was unsuccessful as Smith was arrested.
A woman approached an unnamed Crossville, Tennessee homeowner and asked if
she could take a swim in his pool. The homeowner agreed and she then sent her
husband to fetch her cigarettes. When the woman asked the homeowner if she
could swim in the nude, he was happy to oblige and after ogling her for about 20
minutes, the woman dried off, dressed and left. The homeowner then went inside
to discover that the husband had robbed him of a handgun, jewelry and medication.
Unlike many, Skeeter Levi Judd and Andrea Rose Mazzocchi got a room. That
room was at the Holiday Sands Motel in Myrtle Beach but, unfortunately, it was on
the ground floor and they left the curtains open. After several people walked by
and saw the couple coupling, police were notified and they were arrested for
engaging in a lewd, obscene act and, yes, public intoxication.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Thursday,
July 11th, 2013
HISTORY LESSON…
Slurpee Day
1798: The U.S. Marine Corps was created by an act of Congress.
1804: Vice President Aaron Burr killed former Treasury Secretary Alexander
Hamilton during a duel
1914: Babe Ruth made his Major League Baseball debut with the Boston Red Sox
1966: The Newlywed Game premiered
1977: The Medal of Freedom was awarded posthumously to the Rev. Martin
Luther King Jr. in a White House ceremony
1979: The U.S. space station Skylab crashed to Earth over Australia
1985: Nolan Ryan of the Houston Astros became the first pitcher in Major League
Baseball to strike out 4,000 batters.
1987: The world's population reached five billion
1995: Full diplomatic relations were established between the U.S. and Vietnam.
Birthday Partiers:
singer Debbie Harry 68
actor Stephen Lang (Avatar, Tombstone, Terra Nova) 61
musician Richie Sambora (Bon Jovi) 53
actress Lisa Rinna (Melrose Place, Days of Our Lives) 50
TV's John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) 46
rapper Lil' Kim 38
Octomom Nadya Suleman 38