Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 THE BITS… Some 3.9 million viewers tuned in to the Syfy channel to see the Sharknado movie the other night. I didn’t watch the Sharknado movie on Syfy, but I did watch the live coverage of the Sharknado on the Weather Channel. Some 3.9 million viewers tuned in to the Syfy channel to see the Sharknado movie the other night. My favorite part was where Matt Lauer killed a shark on the Today Show set. I hadn’t seen Matt stab anything in the back like that since Ann Curry. Jay Leno was the guest mentor last night on Last Comic Standing. Jay gave the comics pointers on timing, delivery and stealing back talk shows. The biopic “Get on Up” opens tonight. It’s all about legendary soul singer James Brown, who was the hardest working man in show business. Of course, nowadays the hardest working man in show business is Orlando Bloom’s boxing coach. Russell Brand has gotten into a feud with Fox News host Sean Hannity over his reporting on the war in the Middle East. Of course, one is a trusted, reliable authoritative source and the other is Sean Hannity. Violet Palmer, the NBA’s first female referee, has announced she’s marrying her longtime partner. In a touching gesture, former player Dennis Rodman is giving her one of his old wedding dresses. Donald Trump has reportedly been chosen to advance to the next round of bidding for the Buffalo Bills. If he buys the team, Trump says he wants to build a dome over the stadium just like the one on top of his head. The Amway pre-season college football poll has been released. It’s the only college football poll that’s sold door-to-door. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 SON OF THE BITS… A golfer at Congressional Country Club near Washington found one of President Obama’s golf balls in the woods. However, he still hasn’t been able to find Obama’s birth certificate. Israel and Hamas have agreed to a 72-hour cease-fire. Unfortunately, no cease fire has been agreed to between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. The Dow Jones dropped 317 points yesterday for its worst decline in six months. It’s the biggest beating Wall Street has seen since the 50 Shades of Grey trailer. The Dow Jones dropped 317 points yesterday for its worst decline in six months. They blamed it on the European economy, financial sector jitters and the Beyonce divorce rumors. NBC News correspondent Kerry Sanders received hundreds of mosquito bites during an experiment gone wrong yesterday on the Today Show. It could’ve been worse. Sanders could’ve been on the Today Show the day of the Sharknado. This weekend’s Maine berry festival will feature huge human organs on display. It should be fun for them to see Mad Men star Jon Hamm. This weekend’s Maine berry festival will feature huge human organs on display. They’re promising to have the biggest set of lungs ever on display, not counting Kate Upton. A man in Spain has created ice cream that changes color when you lick it. Coincidentally, the same thing happens when Ben licks Jerry. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 TODAY’S AUDIO… Today on the Bitman audio feed we have reality clips from Big Brother, Last Comic Standing with guest mentor Jay Leno, and the new reality competition show called The Quest from the producers of "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Amazing Race"; plus a late night round up with Dave, Craig, Seth, Conan and the Jimmys. Plus more from Pamela Furr and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at www.BitmanComedy.com Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or amunos@unitedstations.com Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 TINSELTOWN TATTLER… Former "Scandal" star COLUMBUS SHORT was due in court on Wednesday to appear before a judge in his domestic violence case. However, Short was a no show and there could be jail time in his future as the judge issued an arrest warrant. It turns out that Short was living large in the Caribbean at a festival called Fantasy Barbados and photos of him partying have surfaced online, along with a poster promoting his appearance at an event there, which will no doubt be brought to the judge’s attention. Former Partridge Family star DAVID CASSIDY’S DUI case in upstate New York has been adjourned until September as his lawyer and prosecutors continue to try and hammer out a plea deal. Cassidy was busted last summer and was supposed to be in court this week, but the court was told that he was home in Florida. However, it was revealed that he was actually in the area at a horse-racing event at Saratoga. No word on whether his horse naturally won, but one prosecutor admitted they were “disturbed” by the news. Apparently ORLANDO BLOOM and JUSTIN BIEBER put on quite the floor show at the Ibiza restaurant where they had their little spat. Leonardo DiCaprio was having dinner with Bloom and apparently swatted Bieber away when he approached their table. That was apparently when Bieber baited Bloom by bringing up his ex-wife Miranda Kerr. Just about everyone in the place stood up to see what was going on and when Orlando threw a punch at Bieber, DiCaprio cheered and everyone else started clapping before the two were separated. As for Miranda, she’s said to be embarrassed by the whole thing, but denies that she ever got intimate with Bieber; although it’s rumored he pursued her pretty hard after that Victoria’s Secret Fashion show after party a couple years back. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2… MICHAEL DOUGLAS has co-starred with a lot of leading ladies and says his latest onscreen love interest, Diane Keaton, is “Like a muse. She’s so bright, yet not threatening. She’s got that wonderful laugh and laughs at my jokes, which is always flattering. She’s very, very charming and attractive.” Douglas adds, “I’ve been very fortunate with all except for one of all the leading ladies that I’ve worked with.” However, he wouldn’t say who that one leading lady was. KATY PERRY is featured on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine and she tells them she isn't afraid to be a single mom saying, "I don't need a dude. We are living in the future; we don't need anything. I don't think I'll have to, but we'll see." Katy went on to say, "I'm not anti-men. I love men. But there is an option if someone doesn't present himself." However, Katy says that with or without a dude, kids aren’t in her immediate future as she added, "I want to be doing that in the right time. And that's not in the next two years, you know? Maybe it's in a five-year plan, but I need to really be able to focus 100 percent of my attention on it." Meanwhile, a video of Katy performing on a religious TV network back in 2002 has surfaced. She was still using her given name of Katy Hudson and performing a song called "Search Me" from her Christian album. (See here) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 DATELINE HOLLYWOOD… New Movies in Theatres… Get On Up - James Brown biopic starring Chadwick Boseman, Viola Davis and Dan Aykroyd. (PG-13) Guardians of the Galaxy - A spaceship pilot is pursued by bad guys after stealing an orb. Stars Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, and Zoe Saldana. (PG-13) SHARKNADO 2: THE NEXT ONE was an even bigger hit than the original as some 3.9 million viewers tuned, up from the 1.4 million that watched the original last July. It was the SyFy channel’s most-watched original movie and its 531,000 tweets were up from 318,000 for last summer's first Sharknado flick. A third Sharknado movie has already been announced, which is presumably sub-titled The One After That. ANDREW LINCOLN, who plays Rick Grimes on WALKING DEAD, has hinted that there’ll be some major deaths coming in Season 5. Lincoln said, “It’s one of the great things…that you have real jeopardy for favorite characters. It won’t be without its share of death this season.” But, no, he didn’t say who might be going. JAMIE FOXX is attached to play MIKE TYSON in a big screen biopic. The asyet-untitled film is currently in the scriptwriting stage and no release date has been announced. VIN DIESEL was doing an interview for his new movie "Guardians of the Galaxy" on a British radio station when they asked him to sing a few verses of Sam Smith's "Stay with Me"...and it was pretty good! (See here) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 MUSIC NOTES… THE FOO FIGHTERS have wrapped up work on their next album and producer Butch Vig tweeted: “We are officially done with the new Foo Fighters album. 23 straight days mixing! IT'S EPIC!!!” Vig and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl go back a long way as Butch also produced Nirvana’s 1991 album “Nevermind.” The new Foo Fighters album is expected out this fall. FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS will be one of the headlining acts for the opening ceremony at the U.S. Open tennis tournament. They’ll perform three songs in Arthur Ashe Stadium on August 25th. The final song written and recorded by ROBIN GIBB before he died in May 2012 will be released in September. The song is called Sydney and will be the final track on a new album called 50 St Catherine's Drive. The album was compiled by Gibb's widow Dwina and his son RJ, and named after the street Gibb was born on in the Isle of Man. KATY PERRY performed last night at a White House dinner honoring the 46th anniversary of the Special Olympics and its founder, Eunice Shriver. This time Katy brought her mom to watch her sing, after she wouldn't let her conservative parents see her perform at Obama's 2012 inauguration. LADY GAGA is featured on the cover of Harper's Bazaar's September issue wearing a pink Chanel suit and holding her French bulldog, Asia. JENNY LEWIS not only has a new album called The Voyager, she has a new wine to go with it. The wine is a blend of reds from Solano County, California. It sells for $29.99 a bottle, but it comes with a download code for the album. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 MUSIC NOTES 2… DIONNE WARWICK does know the way to San Jose and she’ll be there today to be named the city’s Global Ambassador of Goodwill. However, Dionne had never been to San Jose when she recorded the song in 1968, but visited soon thereafter when it was still a farming community. ALICIA KEYS and her husband SWIZZ BEATZ are expecting their second child. The couple announced the news via Instagram, with Keys writing, "Happy Anniversary to the love of my life…And to make it even sweeter we've been blessed with another angel on the way!! You make me happier than I have ever known! Here's to many, many more years of the best parts of life!" Some more video has surfaced of TIM MCGRAW’S encounter with the woman he slapped during a recent Atlanta concert. The new video shows the woman repeatedly whacking him on the butt several times before she tore his jeans. The woman has hired a lawyer and is seeking money and/or an apology. (See here) JASON ALDEAN'S 'Burnin' It Down' jumped from number 42-1 on Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart. It’s Aldean’s ninth No. 1 and it set a record for the biggest leap to number-one in the chart’s history. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 TUBULAR… Daytime: GMA: Enrique Iglesias performs CBS This Morning: Musician Mick Jagger and producer Brian Grazer Today: Aloe Blacc performs Kelly & Michael: Vin Diesel; actress Maggie Gyllenhaal The View: Actress Annette Bening The Talk: Actress Liv Tyler Queen Latifah: William Shatner Performs Queen's Hit Single Ladies First (R) Ellen: Meryl Streep; Vanessa Hudgens (R) Primetime: CW: The new magic series Masters of Illusion premieres NBC Sports: MLS soccer Philadelphia Union at Sporting Kansas City Showtime: The David Bowie documentary Five Years Late Night: Jimmy Kimmel: John Stamos; OK Go performs (R) David Letterman: Emma Stone; American Authors performs (R) Jimmy Fallon: Martin Lawrence; Aloe Blacc performs Craig Ferguson: TV personality Cat Deeley Seth Meyers: Actress Keri Russell (R) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 TUBULAR WEEKEND… Saturday: NBC: The network burns off the final two episodes of Crossbones ESPN: NASCAR Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250 From Iowa Speedway ESPN2: 2014 NFL Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement ceremony NBC Sports: MLS soccer Seattle Sounders FC at San Jose Earthquakes Saturday Night Live: Summer reruns Sunday: ABC: Rising Star’s top 13 singers compete, with eight moving on to the next stage CBS: Big Brother heads of households move into their rooms and nominate two house guests for elimination NBC: NFL Hall of Fame Game: Buffalo Bills vs. New York Giants; plus the Wrestlemania 30 special ESPN: Sunday Night Baseball Yankees at Red Sox Bitman Bitman By David By David Evjen Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Bitman1@aol.com Friday, Friday, May 29th, August 1st,2009 2014 THE WATERCOOLER… Colombian grad student Diego Gomez wanted to help other researchers and the endangered amphibians they study by sharing a research paper he found online. Gomez posted the paper on a file-sharing site and now the amphibians may have to save Diego as he’s facing up to eight years in prison for copyright infringement. Tough copyright laws were introduced as part of Colombia's 2006 free trade agreement with the US, and even though the author was credited and the work was already online, the author filed a complaint for violation of economic rights and related rights. A father took his 3-and-11-year-old sons to a zoo in Cascavel, Brazil and for some reason let them climb over a barrier to pet the tigers. The 11-year-old was reaching in the cage and stroking the animal and apparently giving the tiger pieces of food when the predictable happened and it tore off his hand. Witnesses say the boy cried after he was mauled and said that he was going to die and he couldn’t feel his arm. His three-year-old brother is believed to have witnessed the attack and while the boy survived, doctors had to partially amputate his arm. Zookeepers say the tiger, named Hu, is 'one of the sweetest' at the zoo. (See here) Conroe, Texas’ 20-year-old Jacob Schreiner was pulled over for speeding last month in his 2006 Mustang GT. While waiting on the deputy to write him up, the police cruiser’s dash cam video shows a proud Jacob dusting off the rear spoiler of his car. Unfortunately, Jacob needn’t have bothered as a truck is soon seen on the video sideswiping his car. The driver of the truck was given two citations for the accident and said he’d gotten distracted when he spilled a drink in his lap. When a reporter asked Jacob if he wanted to cry, he said: "Oh, I did…I ain't gonna lie. I sure did." The one bright spot for Jacob was that the deputy felt so bad for him that he didn’t write him up. (See dash cam video here – crash is at 3:48) Bitman Bitman By David By David Evjen Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Bitman1@aol.com Friday, Friday, May 29th, August 1st,2009 2014 THE WATERCOOLER 2… Four rare Dr. Seuss stories are being released on September 9th in a new book called Horton and the Kwuggerbug and More Lost Stories. The stories haven't been seen since they appeared in Redbook magazine in the 1950’s. Characters will include the familiar Horton; Marco, who was the subject of Seuss' first children's book, and a slightly different Grinch than we’re familiar with. The gas vs. charcoal crowd can argue all they want, but British chef Sam Bompas has just won the argument. Sam recently travelled to Syracuse University where Professor Robert Wysocki and his team customized a bronze furnace to melt rocks and create an artificial volcano. The furnace produces a 2,700-degree Fahrenheit lava flow, which lasts 7-9 minutes. That’s more than enough time to cook steaks on a grill placed above the flow. Chef Bompas says, “I've always been obsessed with volcanoes and had a dream of being able to cook with lava.” He said the resulting steak and corn was the best he'd ever eaten. (See here) Spanish physicist and electrical engineer Manuel Linares has created ice cream that changes color when you lick it. He calls it Xamaleón and so far he’s keeping the science behind it a secret until he’s granted a patent. The ice cream starts out blue and only begins to change color after it has been sprayed with something Linares calls a "love elixir." Yes, some reports do claim that it has aphrodisiac qualities. Linares is working on other types of color-changing treats, such as one that changes from white to pink and another that changes color under the ultraviolet lights of nightclubs. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 SPORTS SHIRT… In a stunning move that gives them three former Cy Young Award winners, The Detroit Tigers pulled off a three-way deal with the Seattle Mariners and Tampa Bay Rays yesterday. The Tigers got David Price from the Rays, while the Mariners get center fielder Austin Jackson from the Tigers and sent infielder Nick Franklin to the Rays, who also receive lefty Drew Smyly and a Class A shortstop. The Oakland Athletics picked up Jon Lester and Jonny Gomes from the Red Sox in a deal that sends Yoenis Cespedes and a competitive balance draft pick in 2015 to Boston. No word on if the A’s will go ahead with the planned Cespedes “La Potencia” T-shirt giveaway that had been scheduled for tomorrow. Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch ended his holdout and reported to training camp yesterday, possibly a little lighter in the wallet. The eight-day holdout cost Lynch nearly $500,000 in team fines, although it’s unclear if the Seahawks will make him pay up. Donald Trump has reportedly been chosen to advance to the next round of bidding for the Buffalo Bills. No word on which other bidders were chosen to advance. Keyshawn Johnson just sent out wedding invitations in the form of iPad 4s. The tablets are pre-programmed with all of the information for the guests. They also include a photo gallery, guestbook, registry and countdown to the big day. The Milwaukee Bucks have signed free agent guard Jerryd Bayless to a contract. Bayless played for Memphis and Boston last season, averaging 9.3 points in 72 games. Terms were not disclosed. Dustin Johnson has announced that he’ll take a leave of absence from golf to seek help for "personal challenges." No word on how long he’ll be out, but he will miss the Ryder Cup. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 Scoreboard MLB: American League Chi. White Sox 7 Detroit 4 Final L.A. Angels 1 Baltimore 0 Final 13 Seattle 6 Cleveland 5 Final Kansas City 6 Minnesota 3 Final Toronto 6 Houston 5 Final National League Chi. Cubs 3 Colorado 1 Final St. Louis 6 San Diego 2 Final Philadelphia 10 Washington 4 Final Cincinnati 3 Miami 1 Final Arizona 7 Pittsburgh 4 Final L.A. Dodgers 2 Atlanta 1 Final Today’s Games MLB: American League Seattle at Baltimore (7:05 PM) Texas at Cleveland (7:05 PM) N.Y. Yankees at Boston (7:10 PM) L.A. Angels at Tampa Bay (7:10 PM) Minnesota at Chi. White Sox (8:10 PM) Toronto at Houston (8:10 PM) Kansas City at Oakland (9:35 PM) National League Philadelphia at Washington (7:05 PM) San Francisco at N.Y. Mets (7:10 PM) Cincinnati at Miami (7:10 PM) Milwaukee at St. Louis (8:15 PM) Pittsburgh at Arizona (9:40 PM) Chi. Cubs at L.A. Dodgers (10:10 PM) Atlanta at San Diego (10:10 PM) Interleague Colorado at Detroit (7:08 PM) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 DUH… Demonstrating the importance of maintaining physical fitness was Omaha’s 23year-old Shantoria Valentine. Shantoria was in good enough shape to walk into a Wells Fargo Bank branch and hand the teller a note claiming she had a bomb. While Shantoria was able to lift the $1,200 dollars that was handed to her and run away on foot, her run quickly turned to a shuffle, then a walk, before she collapsed from exhaustion just a few blocks away. Police quickly caught up with Shantoria and it’s doubtful she’ll have enough strength to break out of her jail cell. Skagway, Alaska’s 50-year-old Carl Timothy Forester has been sentenced to seven years in jail following a suicide attempt. While that’s usually not a crime, after Carl placed a shotgun in his mouth, his girlfriend attempted to prevent the suicide. However, instead of reasoning with him or even using her feminine wiles, she hit him in the head with the butt of another gun, causing him to involuntarily squeeze the trigger. Carl somehow lived, but shot his girlfriend in the upper chest, permanently disfiguring her. Despite her pleas for leniency, Carl was sent away. Colusa, California’s Rebecca and Jose Molina allegedly kidnapped a 13-year-old boy. However, it wasn’t a ransom they were after, but an apology. The teenager was apparently playing in a park when he ran into the Molina’s 6-year-old son and made him cry. Rebecca allegedly assaulted the teen and then went home and got her husband and kidnapped the kid. Authorities say the Molinas assaulted the teenager and forced him to get on his knees and apologize to their son. That’s when police arrived and took Rebecca and Jose and hauled them off to jail. Northampton, Massachusetts police went to the home of an unnamed 53-year-old man to investigate a call about a firearm on the premises. When a man came to the door, he informed officers that the only "guns" in the house were his biceps and proceeded to flex, Police did find a water gun at the home and noted the man appeared to be drunk. Det. Lt. Alan Borowski added, "For 53, he's all right, but he was probably bigger back in the day." Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 MO’ DUH… A Lincoln, Nebraska dentist, ironically named Dr. Randall Toothaker, has pleaded not guilty to stealing nearly $17,000 worth of precious metals from the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Omaha. Dr. Toothaker pleaded not guilty despite a lab technician seeing him open a locked cabinet where precious metals used in dental procedures were kept and police officers pulling him over and finding the missing metals in a bag in his vehicle. Dr. Toothaker’s story, and he’s sticking to it, is that he didn't know how the metals got into his bag. Albuquerque’s 30-year-old Freddy Shelby went home, grabbed a Sprite from the refrigerator, took off his clothes and went to bed. Unfortunately, Freddy didn’t do this in his own home. When the homeowners returned to find Freddy in their bed, they called police and he’s now sleeping in jail. After finishing a 14-hour shift at work, Britain’s Michelle Auty went to a pub with friends for a few beers. Luckily, Michelle had the common sense to take a taxi home where, apparently still thirsty, she drank three-quarters of a bottle of gin. That’s when common sense and Michelle went out the door as she then drove to a store to by soda. Michelle was spotted in a supermarket parking lot walking backwards, swaying from side to side and barely able to stand up. Tests found Michelle to be nearly five times the legal limit and judges said they had no choice but to send her to prison for 18 weeks due to her “off the Richter Scale” reading. Ohio County, West Virginia’s 53-year-old Barbara Jean “B.J.” Geardello grabbed a leash and went for a walk. Unfortunately, B.J. wasn’t walking her dog. Instead, the purple nightgown-clad B.J. was walking her 56-year-old boyfriend, Robert Deyell, who was naked and on all fours with his ankles bound and hood over his head. Of course, this prompted calls to police, who eventually tracked them down at their apartment. The couple faces possible charges and Lt. Nelson Croft said they were offended that people were stopping and calling them freaks. Lt. Croft added, “That was the weirdest day ever. Yep, I hope it the weirdest day ever.” Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, August 1st, 2014 HISTORY LESSON… 1790: The first United States census was completed, counting nearly 4 million people 1873: A cable car completed its first test run in San Francisco 1894: Shredded Wheat was patented. 1933: Skippy peanut butter was introduced 1936: Adolph Hitler presided over the opening of the Olympic Games in Berlin 1977: The book Elvis: What Happened, written by ex-bodyguards Red & Sonny West and Dave Hebler, was published. Elvis died 15 days later. 1981: MTV premiered with the Buggles' "Video Killed the Radio Star" 1994: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley confirmed they had been secretly married 11 weeks earlier 2007: A bridge over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis collapsed, sending rush hour traffic plunging into the water. Birthday Partiers: rapper Chuck D 54 rapper Coolio 51 musician Adam Duritz (Counting Crows) 50 director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Jarhead, Revolutionary Road) 49 actress Tempestt Bledsoe (Cosby Show’s Vanessa Huxtable) 41 Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Saturday, August 2nd, 2014 SATURDAY IN HISTORY… 1876: Wild Bill Hickok was shot and killed while playing poker in Deadwood, South Dakota 1887: Rowell Hodge patented barbed wire 1892: Charles A. Wheeler patented the first escalator 1921: A jury in Chicago acquitted several former White Sox players in the Black Sox scandal 1923: President Warren G. Harding died in San Francisco 1934: With the death of German President Paul von Hindenburg, Chancellor Adolf Hitler became dictator 1943: John F. Kennedy's PT-109 sank after being sheared in two by a Japanese destroyer off the Solomon Islands 1962: Robert Zimmerman legally changed his name to Bob Dylan. 1962: Aretha Franklin made her network TV debut on American Bandstand 1984: Peanuts became the first comic strip to appear in 2,000 newspapers 1990: Iraq invaded Kuwait Birthday Partiers: director Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Red Eye) 75 actor Max Wright (ALF, Buffalo Bill, The Norm Show) 71 actress Mary-Louise Parker (Red, Weeds, The West Wing) 50 filmmaker Kevin Smith (Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) 44 actor Sam Worthington (Avatar, Clash of the Titans, Terminator Salvation) 38 Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Sunday, August 3rd, 2014 SUNDAY IN HISTORY… 1492: Christopher Columbus set sail on a voyage that would take him to the Americas 1933: The first Mickey Mouse watches went on sale with a price tag of $2.75 1949: The National Basketball Association was formed 1958: The submarine Nautilus became the first vessel to cross the North Pole underwater. 1963: The Beatles played their last gig at Liverpool's Cavern Club 1966: Comedian Lenny Bruce died of a morphine overdose 1981: Air traffic controllers went on strike, despite a warning from President Reagan that they would be fired 1983: Baseball Commissioner Bowie Kuhn resigned 2004: The Statue of Liberty re-opened to the public for the first time since the September 11th attacks Birthday Partiers: singer Tony Bennett 88 actor Martin Sheen (The West Wing, Wall Street, Apocalypse Now) 74 lifestyle guru Martha Stewart 73 director John Landis (The Blues Brothers, Spies Like Us, Trading Places) 64 musician James Hetfield (Metallica) 51 reality TV contractor Mike Holmes 51 quarterback Tom Brady 37 actress Evangeline Lilly (Lost, Kingdom Hospital, The Hurt Locker) 35 swimmer Ryan Lochte 30