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Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

THE BITS…

Duchess Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. The media went into a frenzy when Kate went into labor because it was the first time anyone remembered a member of the royal family doing any labor.

Duchess Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. He was the first prince to be spanked while naked since Prince Harry in that Las Vegas hotel room.

Prince William and Duchess Kate welcomed a baby boy yesterday. Their son is third in line to the British throne, right behind Prince Charles and Kim

Kardashian’s baby.

Prince William and Duchess Kate welcomed a baby boy yesterday. Doctors report the baby really was born with a silver spoon in its mouth.

Prince William and Duchess Kate had a baby boy yesterday, making Prince

Charles a grandfather for the first time. Charles was said to be so happy that he was grinning from enormous ear to enormous ear.

Today is National Hot Dog Day. Americans are urged to celebrate by relishing someone’s buns.

Today is National Hot Dog Day and it’s also the birthday of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. One event will be celebrated by wolfing down a wiener and the other by eating a hot dog.

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is 40 today. Unfortunately, Monica only plans on blowing candles today.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

SON OF THE BITS…

George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in the Trayvon Martin case, reportedly helped to rescue a family that was trapped in an overturned SUV in Florida.

However, the family is claiming Zimmerman aggressively pursued them.

The nose landing gear of a Southwest Airlines plane collapsed on landing at

LaGuardia Airport in New York last night. San Francisco’s Fox TV affiliate identified the pilot as I.C. Sparks.

Lady Gaga tops Forbes magazine’s list of Top-Earning Celebrities Under 30.

Meanwhile, Katy Perry tops Forbes magazine’s list of Top-Earning Celebrities

Under John Mayer.

The FX channel is denying reports that O.J. Simpson was going to appear on

Charlie Sheen’s TV show Anger Management. Apparently they were worried what

O.J. might do when the director yelled ‘cut.’

Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers has been suspended without pay for the rest of the season for using performance enhancing drugs. Not only that, Braun has been stripped of his Tour de France titles.

The Milwaukee Brewers’ Ryan Braun has been suspended for the season for using performance enhancing drugs. Even worse for the Brewers, the kielbasa from their sausage races tested positive for performance enhancing mustard.

According to a new report, falling TV’s injure thousands of kids every year. They warned us that too much TV is bad for kids.

According to a new report, falling TV’s injure thousands of kids every year. The bad news is it’s almost time for the new fall TV season.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO…

Today on the Bitman audio feed we have reality fun with The

Bachelorette and Real Housewives, plus late night fun with Conan,

Chelsea and Watch What Happens Live

Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at

BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area

Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at

BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne

Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or amunos@unitedstations.com

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TINSELTOWN TATTLER…

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, PRINCE WILLIAM and DUCHESS KATE'S had a baby boy yesterday. He was born at 4:24 pm London time and weighed 8 pounds, 6 ounces. William was present for the birth and the queen was said to be

‘delighted,’ while Prince Charles issued a statement saying he and Camilla are

"overjoyed" and "thrilled" for the couple. "Grandparenthood is a unique moment in anyone's life, as countless kind people have told me in recent months, so I am enormously proud and happy to be a grandfather for the first time." The baby’s name wasn’t announced and may not be known for up to a week, but he is now the third in line to the throne, behind father William and grandfather Charles. (See royal crier announcement here )

He may be only 19, but JUSTIN BIEBER managed to get into another nightclub on Friday. This time it was the Rumor nightclub in Boston, where he hopped up on the bar and started dancing. An eyewitness tells Radar Online, “Mostly it looked like he was trying to hold his pants up though.” The source went on to say that Justin whipped off his shirt once he got down and that “It’s not the kind of place where you’d do that…He looked ridiculous.” Bieber was also spotted

“grinding up on” several females, including one who looked a lot like his supposed girlfriend, Selena Gomez.

MILEY CYRUS recently advised JUSTIN BIEBER to step away from the spotlight because "When you're a worldwide star, everyone sees everything. Lots of people make a video and put it on Instagram, some people might think it's funny but because it's Justin Bieber, it's like really bad. I always tell him just to be cool and not talk about it because when you talk it fuels the fire. He's still stupid though.

But everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up."

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2…

AMANDA BYNES reportedly ripped off her pot dealer! The guy supposedly made a delivery and while he used the bathroom, Amanda swapped out his full jars with her empties. The guy didn’t notice it until his next stop when he went in his bag and discovered the pot was missing. A source says that not only has Amanda lost her marijuana delivery service, she’d better watch her back because you don’t steal from drug dealers!

Word from rehab is that LINDSAY LOHAN has made significant progress and that she plans to dump her bad news friends once she gets out. Lindsay will be sprung from rehab July 31st and is vowing to make changes in her life so she doesn’t have to go back. However, if Lindsay really wants to stay clean, one of the people she may have to cut out from her life is her own mother, Dina Lohan!

Word has it that Dina drunk dialed the clinic a couple weeks ago and asked to speak to Lindsay. The person who answered the phone could tell she was tipsy and refused to put her through to Lindsay.

GERALDO RIVERA now says it was tequila that made his clothes fall off and tweet that semi-naked selfie! Geraldo also said it was his bosses at Fox News that made him take the photo down, albeit too late.

Former Partridge Family mom SHIRLEY JONES has written her tell-all autobiography called Shirley Jones: A Memoir, and tell all she does! The now 79year-old Jones writes about how she and her very well endowed then-husband Jack

Cassidy once had a threesome with another woman, that she was ‘highly sexed,’ that Cassidy was repeatedly unfaithful and he also had a sexual encounter with famed songwriter Cole Porter before they were married!

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TINSELTOWN TATTLER 3…

Retired volleyball champion and model GABRIELLE REECE has written her memoirs, called My Foot is Too Big for the Glass Slipper.” Inside, she reveals that she and her surfing legend husband Laird Hamilton have a 48-hour sex rule, adding: “A man’s language is food and sex…You could be like, ‘Honey, I made a million dollars and I’m so smart,’ and they do respect you, but I really think when it comes to a male dynamic, if he’s not treating you like his sister or his daughter, there has to be intimacy…They don’t care if you have cellulite or a jiggle; they just want you naked and smiling.”

It turns out that the mystery man JULIANNE HOUGH was seen making out with is Oscar-winning director Ari Sandel. He was caught doing the walk of shame from her place early Saturday morning, which happened to be her 25th birthday.

He was seen later seen at a flower shop and a fresh bouquet of red roses soon arrived at Julianne’s door.

Former Charmed star ROSE MCGOWAN is "happily engaged" to artist Davey

Detail. They started dating last year and engagement rumors recently started when photos of McGowan wearing a ring surfaced last week. McGowan was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson, whom she broke up with in 2001 due to an unsurprising "lifestyle difference," and Robert Rodriguez, who directed her in the movie Grindhouse.

Pawn Star RICK HARRISON married longtime girlfriend DeAnna Burditt in

California over the weekend. Pawn Stars cast members Chumlee, Big Hoss and the

Old Man were all on hand and Counting Cars star Danny Koker performed the ceremony. It was the third marriage for both and guests went home with bobblehead dolls of the newlyweds dressed in their wedding attire.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TINSELTOWN TATTLER 4…

CHRIS BROWN and DRAKE are off the hook on one lawsuit stemming from their bottle-throwing nightclub brawl last summer. A New York judge has tossed a

$16 million lawsuit filed by the owners of the Greenhouse nightclub. That wasn’t even the nightclub they brawled in, but the one next door. The club had claimed that just being next to the nightclub where the fight took place had damaged their reputation and hurt their business, but the judge wasn’t buying it.

LADY GAGA tops Forbes magazine’s list of Top-Earning Celebrities Under 30.

In the last 12 months Lady Gaga hauled in $80 million! Justin Bieber was next with $58 million, followed by Taylor Swift at $55 million. DJ Calvin Harris made

$46 million with Rihanna rounding out the top five at $43 million. The rest of the top 10: Katy Perry, $39 million; Adele, $25 million; Jennifer Lawrence, $26 million; Kristen Stewart, $22 million; Taylor Lautner, $22 million.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

DATELINE HOLLYWOOD…

New Movies on DVD:

Love and Honor - Liam Hemsworth and his buddy sneak away from the Vietnam

War to win his girlfriend back.

New TV on DVD:

Party of Five: The Complete Fifth Season

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 3

There was a rumor going around yesterday that O.J. SIMPSON was going to appear on ANGER MANAGEMENT, more or less as himself -- a famous convict who’s angry about being unjustly incarcerated. The idea was pitched by O.J.’s promoter, who said the show was interested, but it turned out he was blowing smoke as the FX channel quickly denied it.

The ABC Family channel has officially canceled BUNHEADS after one season. It was about a Las Vegas showgirl who moves to moves to a small town and becomes a ballet teacher alongside her mother-in-law.

The new seasons of IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and THE

LEAGUE will begin September 4th on FX's new sister channel FXX.

Classic episodes of JOHNNY CARSON'S Tonight Show will be available on iTunes starting today. Highlights include segments with comedians such as Jay

Leno and David Letterman, classic monologues and characters such as Carnac.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

DATELINE HOLLYWOOD 2…

SPINAL TAP co-founder CHRISTOPHER GUEST has hinted that the heavy metal movie band may be reuniting in 2014. The band last performed at The

Glastonbury Festival in 2009.

SPIKE LEE is the latest filmmaker to go the Kickstarter route to finance his next movie. Spike hopes to raise $1.25 million over the next month for a film he said would be about "the addiction of blood." Again, no word on why he doesn’t use his own millions or his Hollywood connections.

Actor DENNIS FARINA has died at the age of 69 from a blood clot in the lung.

Farina was perhaps best known as Det. Joe Fontana on Law & Order and was a real-life Chicago police officer before he got his big show business break when he starred in the 80’s retro cop drama Crime Story.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

MUSIC NOTES…

New Music in Stores Today…

Marc Anthony - “3.0'

Guy Clark - “My Favorite Picture of You”

Selena Gomez - “Stars Dance”

Relient K - “Collapsible Lung”

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - “Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic

Zeros”

Reissues

Otis Redding - “The Complete Stax/Volt Singles Collection [Box set]"

The Smashing Pumpkins - “The Aeroplane Flies High [Box set]" (1996 compilation; remastered; six CDs and one DVD, expanded to 104 tracks)

DVD / Blu-ray

Aerosmith - “Rock For the Rising Sun [DVD]" (concert film, from March 2011 in

Japan)

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

MUSIC NOTES 2…

PARAMORE will hit the road this fall in support of their self-titled album. The tour will kick off on October 15th at Seattle’s Key Arena. Tickets go on sale starting Friday, although presales for official members of Paramore.net are on now.

MAROON 5 has tied the record for the most No. 1s in the 17-year history of

Billboard's Adult Pop Songs chart, as "Love Somebody" becomes their eighth number-one. They’re now tied with Pink, who could re-take the lead if her new single "True Love" tops the charts.

THE ROLLING STONES have released an iTunes-only live album called "The

Rolling Stones - Hyde Park Live." The album was taken from their Hyde Park shows held earlier this month and will be available through August 19th.

MIDNIGHT OIL issued a statement saying they have no plans to reform at this time. There had been reunion rumors since frontman Peter Garrett quit politics last month and recently said that a comeback was “not out of the question.” However, the door was left open for a possible reunion somewhere down the road.

FLORENCE WELCH was definitely not Machine-like when she jumped on stage at a party for British rock band Sourberry and covered Get Lucky by Daft Punk and The Way of Control by The Gossip, while tossing back a shot of tequila, which apparently wasn’t her first of the night! (See here )

It turns out MILEY CYRUS really is singing about Molly, or ecstasy, in her song

"We Can't Stop." She and producers originally said the "dancing with molly" line was actually "dancing with Miley." However, she now admits that they lied to get radio play. Miley told the Daily Mail, "I don't think people have a hard time understanding that I've grown up. You can Google me and you know what I'm up to -- you know what the lyric is saying."

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

MUSIC NOTES 3…

SELENA GOMEZ celebrated her 21st birthday by rounding up some friends and taking them to a warehouse to dance suggestively while making a video for her song Birthday. (See here )

HILLARY SCOTT of LADY ANTEBELLUM has her own little lady. Hillary and husband Chris Tyrrell welcomed Eisele Kaye Tyrrell yesterday in Nashville.

Eisele weighed 7 pounds, 13 ounces and she’s the first child for the couple. Hillary tweeted, “She’s here, and we are in HEAVEN!!! Eisele Kaye, our beautiful angel,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!”

LUKE BRYAN has announced his fifth annual Farm Tour will kick off October

2nd in Statesboro, Georgia and wrap up October 12th in Valdosta, Georgia.

It turns out that JAKE OWEN'S little go-cart accident a couple of weeks ago was a lot more serious than he first let on. Jake flipped his cart doing about 40 and thought he was fine until he looked at his hand and saw that the glove he was wearing had disintegrated. Jake says doctors had to put his fingers back on and he may not be able to play the guitar again.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

TUBULAR…

Daytime:

GMA: Talk, News

CBS This Morning: Comic Louis C.K.; Chipotle CEO Steve Ells

Today: Singer Mel B.; author Larry Kane; Jane Pauley; Marc Anthony performs

Kelly & Michael: Heidi Klum; the cast of ``Motown: The Musical'' performs

The View: Guest co-host Val Warner; actress Cate Blanchett; J. Cole performs

The Talk: Rob Lowe; Dr. Tasneem Bhatia

Ellen: Michael J. Fox; Vince Vaughn; record executive L.A. Reid; Psy performs

Primetime:

ABC: A new Extreme Weight Loss and a Body of Proof rerun

CBS: NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles and Person of Interest reruns

Fox: So You Think You Can Dance is new (Guest judge: Carly Rae Jepsen)

NBC: A Hollywood Game Night rerun and a new America's Got Talent

CW: New and old Whose Line Is It Anyway and Perfect Score

Late Night:

Jay Leno: Actor Aaron Paul; Selena Gomez performs

David Letterman: Hugh Jackman; actress Lisa Kudrow; Jason Isbell performs

Jimmy Kimmel: Channing Tatum; director Paul Feig; Pharrell performs

Conan: Aubrey Plaza; Kumail Nanjiani; The 1975

Jimmy Fallon: Comic Louis C.K.; actress Shailene Woodley; photographer Neal

Preston, Emeli Sande performs

Craig Ferguson: Larry King; actress Anna Camp

Carson Daly: Producer Jenni Konner; musical group Twenty One Pilots; Tift

Merritt performs

Bitman

Bitman

Bitman1@aol.com

Friday,

May 29th, 2009

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

THE WATERCOOLER…

The nose landing gear of a Southwest Airlines plane collapsed on landing at

LaGuardia Airport in New York last night. Ten people reported slight injuries, although only four were taken to the hospital.

George Zimmerman has made his first appearance since being acquitted of the

Trayvon Martin murder. Zimmerman helped rescue a family from an overturned vehicle in Sanford, Florida last week.

The so-called “grandma drummer” who’s become an Internet star has been identified. She’s 63-year-old Mary Hvizda and she was filmed at the Coalition

Drum Shop in Wisconsin, where she drops in regularly. She played in a number of local bands back in the day and the store has given her a drum kit of her own. The video has racked up over 2 million YouTube views in just a few days. (See here )

South Wales’ 17-year-old Bernie Bluett says that when she saw 18-year-old Bob

Humphries in his military uniform, she thought “I’m going to marry that man one day.” That day has finally come 70 years later! He went off to serve in World War

2 and her parents intercepted his love letters, including one in which he proposed.

Bernie’s daughter did a little research and found Bob last year. Both their spouses had passed on and they rekindled their romance. The now 87-year-old Bernie says,

“I can safely say that we won’t be raising any children together.”

Nick Gilronan won a contest held by a bar in Brooklyn over the weekend.

Unfortunately for Nick, the contest was to find the "smallest penis in Brooklyn."

Nick won $200 and seems to be pretty proud of the title and blames the media for placing importance on the size of our body parts. By the way, Nick says he doesn’t have a girlfriend.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

SPORTS SHIRT…

Major League Baseball has suspended Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun without pay for the rest of the season for his use of performance enhancing drugs.

Braun said he won’t appeal the suspension.

The Chicago Cubs have agreed to a deal to send right-hander Matt Garza to the

Texas Rangers for several minor leaguers and a player to be named. Garza was scheduled to start last night against the Diamondbacks, but was scratched.

The Denver Broncos could be without linebacker Von Miller for the first four games of the season. The NFL has suspended Miller for an unspecified violation of league policy, although the Denver Post reports Miller tested positive for marijuana and amphetamines in 2011. Miller is appealing the suspension.

The San Francisco 49ers voided their trade with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for cornerback Eric Wright after the team said he failed a physical. However, it’s rumored that 49ers had second thoughts about the deal. His rights reverted to the

Buccaneers, who are releasing him.

The Denver Nuggets have reportedly signed free agent guard Nate Robinson to a two-year worth $4.03 million.

The New Jersey Devils have reportedly signed Jaromir Jagr to replace Ilya

Kovalchuk, who retired from the NHL to return to his native Russia.

Ohio State has disciplined four players. Running back Carlos Hyde was suspended after being named as a “person of interest” in an alleged assault against a woman at a Columbus bar and cornerback Bradley Roby was disciplined after he was arrested for an altercation with a security guard at a Bloomington, Indiana bar.

Freshmen recruits Marcus Baugh and defensive lineman Tim Gardner were also disciplined.

Scoreboard

MLB

Texas 3 N.Y. Yankees 0 (Final)

Pittsburgh 6 Washington 5 (Final)

Los Angeles 14 Toronto 5 (Final)

Tampa Bay 3 Boston 0 (Final)

Atlanta 2 N.Y. Mets 1 (Final)

Oakland 4 Houston 3 (Final)

Detroit 7 Chi. White Sox 3 (Final)

San Diego 5 Milwaukee 3 (Final)

Baltimore 9 Kansas City 2 (Final)

Miami 3 Colorado 1 (Final)

Chi. Cubs 4 Arizona 2 (Final)

Minnesota 4 L.A. Angels 3 (Final)

Seattle 2 Cleveland 1 (Final)

Cincinnati 11 San Francisco 0 (Final)

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

Today’s Games

MLB

Pittsburgh at Washington (7:05 PM)

Cincinnati at San Francisco (7:05 PM)

Los Angeles at Toronto (7:07 PM)

Tampa Bay at Boston (7:10 PM)

Atlanta at N.Y. Mets (7:10 PM)

N.Y. Yankees at Texas (8:05 PM)

Oakland at Houston (8:10 PM)

Detroit at Chi. White Sox (8:10 PM)

San Diego at Milwaukee (8:10 PM)

Baltimore at Kansas City (8:10 PM)

Philadelphia at St. Louis (8:15 PM)

Miami at Colorado (8:40 PM)

Chi. Cubs at Arizona (9:40 PM)

Minnesota at L.A. Angels (10:05 PM)

Cleveland at Seattle (10:10 PM)

San Francisco at Cincinnati (10:15 PM)

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

DUH…

Milwaukie, Oregon’s Jean Terese Keating disappeared in 1998 while awaiting trial for a fatal DUI crash. It turns out that Jean fled to Canada and might still be living there in freedom had she not gone to a bar and bragged about getting away with killing someone in a crash in the United States years earlier. Jean is now residing in Oregon’s Linn County Jail and once again awaiting her trial.

An unnamed shirtless man recently caught an Alameda County Transit bus in San

Francisco. Unfortunately, the bus was unmanned and our friend drove it 100 miles to the Northern California town of Oakdale. It turns out the bus took our friend to jail as it was equipped with a GPS tracking system and he was soon tracked down and arrested on charges of reckless driving, failure to yield, and grand theft.

Al Capone was a big time gangster who once controlled the city of Chicago. On the other hand, Alkapone Cruz-Balles is a small time crook in Hilo, Hawaii.

Falling well short of controlling the city of Hilo, this Alkapone has no permanent address and was arrested on carjacking charges after allegedly brandishing a weapon and stealing a car in the parking lot of a Target store.

You deserve a potty break today…An unnamed woman rode her horse up to the drive through window at a Manchester, England, McDonald’s. When they refused to serve her on horseback due to company policy, the woman took the horse inside the restaurant with her where it promptly ‘did its business’ on the floor. Police noted the sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers.

Fairbanks, Alaska’s 50-year-old Tony Gesin and his neighbor have been engaged in a civil dispute about property. The dispute recently became uncivil as Tony called police to report that his neighbor had punched him in the face. However,

Tony soon admitted that he had hit himself in the face because he wanted to have his neighbor arrested. An arrest was made, but it was Tony that was busted for giving a false report.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

MO’ DUH…

Lake Worth, Florida’s Josue Rodriguez recently got into an argument with his roommate in the warehouse where they lived. Rodriguez got in the face of his roommate, who shoved him away. This only angered him more, so Rodriguez grabbed a machete and took a swing. Luckily, the roommate ducked in time and after wrestling on the floor, the roommate knocked the machete away and ran outside and called 911. Police arrested Rodriguez and it turned out the argument started when the roommate changed the radio station he was listening to.

Former Hamilton, New Jersey police officer Joseph Derrico resigned from the force in October 2010, three months after he was indicted on a charge of receiving stolen property. Despite that, Derrico managed to score a disability retirement worth $70,000 annually. Derrico might still be living the good life on his tax-free disability pension had he not decided to appear on the reality TV show “Bear

Swamp Recovery,” where he was seen running after a monster truck and wrestling.

Mojo’s Dueling Piano Bar in Grand Rapids, Michigan is apologizing to Daniel

Parker after he went on the club’s Facebook to say he was banned from entering the establishment due to discrimination. Daniel said the bar discriminated against him because of the clothes he was wearing. Daniel’s wardrobe for the evening included a pair of gold lame shorts, which the doorman considered to be a costume and therefore not allowed. If you’re wondering what sort of man would wear gold lame shorts to a bar, Daniel says he considers himself a fashion expert and runs a fashion blog and notes that metallics are a huge trend for menswear in 2013.

An unnamed 46-year-old woman from the Russian city of Lipetsk decided she wanted to "spice things up" with her man. In this case, the spice involved a staircase. Unfortunately, it ended when a neighbor found the naked woman with her head stuck in the staircase railing. By the time police arrived, her presumably now ex-boyfriend had left the scene.

Bitman

By David Evjen

Bitman1@aol.com

Tuesday,

July 23rd, 2013

HISTORY LESSON…

National Hot Dog Day

1904: The ice cream cone was invented by Charles Menches during the Louisiana

Purchase Expo in St. Louis

1962: The Telstar communications satellite sent the first live TV broadcast to

Europe

1964: The first Arby's Roast Beef restaurant opened

1984: Vanessa Williams became the first Miss America to resign her title after nude photos of her appeared in Penthouse magazine.

1986: Prince Andrew married Sarah Ferguson

1999: The 30th anniversary tribute concert Woodstock ’99 opened in Rome, New

York.

2000: 24-year-old Tiger Woods became the youngest golfer to win the Grand Slam

2011: Singer Amy Winehouse died of a drug overdose at her London home.

Birthday Partiers: singer Tony Joe White 70 actress Edie McClurg (WKRP, Van Wilder, Curly Sue) 62 actor Woody Harrelson (Cheers, Natural Born Killers, Zombieland) 52 actor Eriq LaSalle (ER, One Hour Photo, Color of Night) 51 actor Philip Seymour Hoffman (Charlie Wilson's War, Capote, Cold Mountain) 46 actress Charisma Carpenter (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Expendables)

43 actor Marlon Wayans (White Chicks, In Living Color, Scary Movie) 41 intern Monica Lewinsky 40 actor Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) 24

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