Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
THE BITS…
The three-day Labor Day weekend is over. They had a similar holiday in North
Korea called Forced Labor Day.
The three-day Labor Day weekend is over. It’s known as the unofficial end of
summer and the unofficial end of the Oakland Raiders playoff hopes.
The three-day Labor Day weekend is over. I went to Burning Man…not the
counter culture festival in Nevada, I watched Prince Harry try to get a suntan.
Nude photos of dozens of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande,
and Kate Upton were leaked online over the weekend. I was disgusted. None of the
links I clicked on worked.
Jennifer Lawrence has requested an investigation into the leak of her nude photos.
I hope Jennifer appreciates the fact that I spent the entire weekend looking into her
leaked nude photos.
The FBI is investigating those leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate
Upton and others. It’s about time the FBI stopped wasting their time on the threat
of domestic terrorism and focused on more important matters.
Last night was the season finale of Keeping up with the Kardashians. That means it
could be several hours before we see Kim Kardashian on TV again.
Chelsea Clinton has announced she’s leaving NBC News. Chelsea says she needs a
break from her grueling schedule of filing several reports over the last three years.
Celebrity chef Todd English was busted for DUI in New York over the weekend.
Police described English as ‘stewed.’
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
SON OF THE BITS…
The St. Louis Rams cut defensive end Michael Sam. They say that Sam hasn’t
been this sad since they announced this would be the final season of Glee.
It was 70 years ago today that future president George H.W. Bush was shot down
by the Japanese in World War II. It also on this date in 1969 George W. Bush was
shot down during the Vietnam War. He wasn’t flying in combat; he was hitting on
a woman at a bar Alabama.
An upscale Denny's has opened in New York City where you can order a $300
Grand Slam breakfast that includes a bottle of Dom Perignon. Not to be outdone,
the McDonald’s across the street is now offering the Quarter Pounder with Caviar.
An upscale Denny's has opened in New York City where you can order a $300
Grand Slam breakfast that includes a bottle of Dom Perignon. To really impress
your date, after your champagne breakfast at Denny’s, take her shopping at K-Mart
It’s reported that Apple's next iPhone will allow you to make credit card purchases
with your phone. Of course, that’s assuming you have any money left after you
buy your iPhone.
Physicists now say it’s possible that we’re living in a giant hologram. That means
the universe could be one giant Tupac Shakur.
Physicists now say it’s possible that we’re living in a giant hologram. The good
news is they say we can be saved by Keanu Reeves.
A woman in Mexico celebrated what her family says was her 127th birthday on
Sunday. Air tankers are currently trying to put out the cake.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO…
Today on the Bitman audio feed we have clips from Master Chef, Hotel
Hell, and Bachelor in Paradise.
Plus more from Pamela Furr and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at
www.BitmanComedy.com
Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at
BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne
Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or
amunos@unitedstations.com
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER…
Nude photos of dozens of celebrities such as JENNIFER LAWRENCE, KIRSTEN
DUNST, ARIANA GRANDE, KATE UPTON and VICTORIA JUSTICE were
leaked online over the weekend. Apparently there was some sort of Apple iCloud
glitch that allowed their phones to be hacked and the photos were posted online in
an attempt to earn Bitcoins. Reps for Lawrence and Upton have confirmed the
photos are the real deal, as did Dunst, who tweeted: "Thank you iCloud." However,
Ariana Grande denies her photos are authentic, tweeting: “My petite ass is much
cuter than that,” while Justice said, "These so called nudes of me are FAKE people.
Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended*" Lawrence is spearheading an
effort to track down and prosecute those responsible and the FBI is now on the
case, while Apple says they’ve fixed the problem.
Doctors began taking JOAN RIVERS out of her induced coma on Sunday. Rivers
had been placed on life support and put into an induced coma after she stopped
breathing during a throat procedure last Thursday. The process of bringing Rivers
out of the come will continue through tomorrow, but doctors are concerned that the
part of the brain that controls motor skills may have been compromised, leaving
her as either a vegetable or in a wheelchair. In what hopefully won’t turn out to be
ironic, the night before she was rushed to the hospital, Rivers gave a performance
in which she joked about dying. (Hear here)
CEE-LO GREEN pleaded no contest in the case where a woman accused him of
slipping her ecstasy. The woman claimed that they were at a downtown L.A. bar
and the next thing she knew she was naked in his bed. CeeLo and the woman had
been dating for months and he’d flown her out to L.A. and Vegas on several
occasions to be with him and witnesses also said she looked fine when she walked
out of the bar. Cee-Lo agreed to perform 360 hours of community service and
attend 52 AA meetings and serve three years’ probation.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2…
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but ALEC BALDWIN got into it with a
photographer in the Hamptons on Sunday. The photographer named Matt claims
he was shooting Baldwin and his family from far away when his wife, Hilaria,
started screaming at him and Alec approached and started pushing and shoving
him. Matt claims the first police officer on the scene saw Alec grab him and put
him in a headlock and that the officer was ready to arrest Baldwin, but Matt didn’t
want to press charges. However, a supposedly close friend of the Baldwins tells
TMZ the headlock story is bull and that the photographer approached them. They
say one of the responding officers managed to cool things down and even got Alec
and the photographer to shake hands. However, a video shows an irate Baldwin
demanding the photographer be arrested. (See here)
CHRIS TUCKER has been slapped with a federal tax lien for $2.5 million! The
worst part is, that’s on top of the $12 million he already owes. Tucker’s rep says
he settled up with the IRS on Friday, although they didn’t say whether it was for
the full amount or just an installment plan.
LINDSAY LOHAN has finally reached a settlement with the truck driver she hit
on the Pacific Coast Highway two years ago. You’ll recall Lindsay crashed her
Porsche into a semi-truck and then lied to cops saying her assistant had been
driving. The truck driver sued her for mental and physical suffering and received
an undisclosed out of court settlement from Lindsay’s insurance company.
Celebrity chef TODD ENGLISH was busted for DUI on Sunday in Southampton,
New York. English's lawyer says they "adamantly deny the allegations" and "look
forward to addressing this matter in a court of law." English is the man behind a
number of restaurants around the country, including Olives, Figs, and Fish Club
and has been a regular on television programs including "Iron Chef USA."
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 3…
It turns out there was some KIM KARDASHIAN drama at the recent MTV Video
Music Awards. Apparently organizers had Kim seated near RITA ORA and that
was a no-no because Kim blames Rita for messing up her brother Rob Kardashian
with their nasty breakup a couple years back. Kim asked producers to find her a
different seat and they found her a place near Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
There were several celebrity weddings over the weekend. DONNIE WAHLBERG
and JENNY MCCARTHY tied the knot Sunday in a ceremony outside Chicago. It
was the second marriage for both, but Wahlberg’s brother Mark didn’t attend. The
official reason was that Mark’s family was celebrating daughter Ella's 11th
birthday in Los Angeles. However, word has it that Mark and his wife don’t like
Jenny. Meanwhile, GABRIELLE UNION and DWYANE WADE married
Saturday night in Miami and John Legend performed at the ceremony. Finally,
ASHLEE SIMPSON and EVAN ROSS got hitched on Sunday at the home of
Evan's mom, Diana Ross, in Greenwich, Connecticut. Ashlee’s sister, Jessica
Simpson, was the maid of honor and Ashlee's 5-year-old son Bronx walked his
mother down the aisle. Diana Ross officiated the ceremony and also performed.
BRITNEY SPEARS has confirmed that she split with boyfriend David Lucado
after she caught him cheating. Britney took a moment during her show at Las
Vegas’ Planet Hollywood to tell the audience, “Well, by now everyone knows my
boyfriend cheated on me. But the best part of breaking up is going on first dates.
OMG, OMG, I need a hot guy. Where are the hot guys here tonight?” Britney then
brought celebrity blogger Perez Hilton onstage and put him into an outfit of leather
and chains before launching into her song “Freakshow” while guiding him around
the stage on all fours like a dog on a leash. As for Lucado, he reportedly wants to
talk it out with Britney, but her dad is blocking him from making contact.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 4…
BEYONCÉ and JAY Z were all hands with each other while performing this
weekend in Los Angeles. Jay Z wrapped his arms around Beyonce and the two
were also seen holding hands, flirting and kissing. No word on whether it was just
a show or whether the recent split rumors were just a publicity stunt to sell concert
tickets or both.
IAN SOMERHALDER and NIKKI REED were spotted at a Toronto sex shop
where they dropped nearly $1,000 on the sort of stuff you’d find at such a place. If
you’re nosy, an employee said they took home a variety of vibrators, handcuffs and
restraints.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
DATELINE HOLLYWOOD…
New Movies on DVD:
Draft Day - Kevin Costner chooses up sides for his football team.
New TV on DVD:
Benson: Seasons 1 & 2
Bonanza: The Official Seventh Season
Chicago Fire: Season Two
Chicago P.D.: Season One
Crossbones: Season One
DVD
John Malkovich
Friends: The Complete Eighth Season
Grey's Anatomy: Complete Tenth Season
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Complete Season 9
Lovejoy: The Complete Season Two
Maya: The Complete Series
New Girl: The Complete Third Season
The Originals: The Complete First Season
Person of Interest: The Complete Third Season
Soap: Seasons 1 & 2
What's Happening: Seasons 1 & 2
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
DATELINE HOLLYWOOD 2…
This Weekend’s Top 10 Movies…
1. "Guardians of the Galaxy," $22.2 million.
2. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," $15.7 million.
3. "If I Stay," $11.6 million.
4. "Let's Be Cops," $10.5 million.
5. "As Above, So Below," $10.3 million.
6. "The November Man," $10.2 million.
7. "When the Game Stands Tall," $8 million.
8. "The Giver," $6.9 million.
9. "The Hundred-Foot Journey," $6.3 million.
10. "The Expendables 3," $4.5 million.
Multiple sources say TAYLOR SWIFT has signed on as a mentor for Season 7 of
"THE VOICE." Taylor will take over the role filled by Coldplay's Chris Martin
during Season 6, advising contestants on all the teams.
The Fox network is working on a remake of the 1981 TV series THE GREATEST
AMERICAN HERO. The show was about a schoolteacher who finds a suit that
gave him superhero powers.
Amazon is bringing back the PATRICK WARBURTON series THE TICK. It only
ran for nine episodes on Fox in 2002, but Warburton will reportedly be back for
the remake.
The preview trailer for DOWNTON ABBEY’S season 5 has been released. The
season premieres later this month in Britain, but not until January 5th in the U.S.
(See here)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
MUSIC NOTES…
New Music in Stores Today…
Counting Crows - “Somewhere Under Wonderland”
Jeezy - “Seen It All: The Autobiography”
Maroon 5 - “V”
Nick & Knight (Nick Carter and Jordan Knight) - “Nick & Knight”
The Vines - “Wicked Nature”
Johnny Winter - “Step Back” (a second “Roots” album, with guests Eric Clapton,
Billy Gibbons, Ben Harper, Mark Knopfler, Joe Perry, Dr. John, etc.)
Reissues (CDs / vinyl)
Grateful Dead - “Dick’s Picks Vol. 16 Fillmore Auditorium, San Francisco, CA
11/8/69"
The Ides of March - “Vehicle (Expanded Edition)” (1970 album; remastered, with
four bonus tracks)
Van Morrison - “The Complete Bang Sessions [Vinyl]“ (two LPs)
Olivia Newton-John - “Early Olivia” (16-song compilation, spanning 1971-75)
Stephen Stills - “Bread & Roses Festival 4th September 1978"
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
MUSIC NOTES 2…
RADIOHEAD plan to hit the studio this month to begin work on their next album
but, in the meantime, they released an update to their "exploratory audio-visual"
PolyFauna app yesterday. The first version of the app was released in February
with samples from The King of Limbs, while the update features atmospheric
soundscapes.
SURVIVOR lead singer JIMI JAMISON has died of a heart attack at age 63. He
joined the band in 1984, after their big hit with “Eye of the Tiger,” but did sing on
the band’s later hits. He last performed with the group on Saturday night in
Morgan Hill, California.
KID CUDI collapsed during his set at Chicago's North Coast Music Festival on
Saturday. Video shows Cudi suddenly losing consciousness and falling backwards
as security guards managed to catch him before he hit the ground. He later sent a
message to fans saying he was okay. (See here)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD has announced she and husband Mike Fisher are
expecting a baby. Carrie tweeted: “In honor of “Labor” Day…Ace & Penny would
like to make an announcement. Their parents couldn’t be happier,” along with a
photo of herself with her two dogs, who are both wearing shirts saying they are
going to be a big brother and big sister. (See here)
BLAKE SHELTON and MIRANDA LAMBERT turned down a $1 million offer
to perform for one weekend at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Apparently they made
a counteroffer of $1.25 million, but Caesar’s declined.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
TUBULAR…
Daytime:
GMA: TBA
Today: Counting Crows perform
Kelly & Michael: Mandy Patinkin (``Homeland'')
The View: Actress Annette Bening (R)
The Talk: LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian (R)
Queen Latifah: Marlon Wayans; model Brooklyn Decker (R)
Ellen: Britney Spears; John Legend performs (R)
Primetime:
ABC: A special on the making of the movie Frozen
NBC: America’s Got Talent’s second semi-finals, plus high school teacher Melissa
Clinton competes against the pros on Food Fighters
ESPN: U.S. Open tennis
Late Night:
Jimmy Kimmel: Actress Eva Longoria; Wiz Khalifa performs
David Letterman: Lee Brice performs
Jimmy Fallon: Adam Levine; Maroon 5 performs
Craig Ferguson: Comic Carrot Top
Seth Meyers: TV host Stephen Colbert
Conan: Actress Allison Janney; comic Brooks Wheelan
Bitman
Bitman
By David
Evjen
By
David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
May 29th, 2009
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
THE WATERCOOLER…
Apple's next iPhone will reportedly allow users to make credit card payments with
just their phone in some stores. Apple has lined up agreements with Visa,
American Express and MasterCard and tentatively plans to reveal the payment
plans along with the newest iPhone a week from today.
A new, upscale Denny's has opened in New York City where guests can order the
"Grand Cru Slam" for $300. The meal includes a bottle of chilled, vintage 2004
Dom Perignon and two Grand Slam breakfast meals. It’s the first ever Denny's in
New York City and franchisee Rahul Marwa said, "We wanted to make sure we
kind of stepped it up a notch for this neighborhood, which is the gateway to the
financial district."
It could be tough to get a fast food meal on Thursday. Demonstrators wanting to
unionize fast food chains are planning acts of civil disobedience at McDonald's,
Wendy's and other restaurants. They say the acts are targeted at around 150 U.S.
cities, but they won’t say what exactly they have planned. The campaign is
designed to bring attention to the plight of the workers, who struggle to get by.
A new study suggests that watching action shows on TV could make you fatter
than if you watch something more relaxing like a talk show. Cornell University
researchers had about 100 undergraduates watch clips from the sci-fi thriller "The
Island," starring Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor; while others watched the
Charlie Rose talk show. All test viewers were provided with plenty of cookies,
candy, carrots and grapes. During "The Island," students ate about 7 ounces of
various snack foods, and 354 calories, which was nearly double what was
consumed during Charlie Rose. Researchers say faster paced TV seemed to distract
viewers more, contributing to mindlessness eating.
Bitman
Bitman
By David
Evjen
By
David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
May 29th, 2009
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
THE WATERCOOLER 2…
A woman in Mexico named Leandra Becerra Lumbreras celebrated her birthday on
Sunday. What’s remarkable is that her family claims it was her 127th birthday.
While her birth certificate was lost about 40 years ago, her family says her birth
date has been documented and certified by judges following a probe. While it
would make her the oldest person who has ever lived, the Guinness Book of World
Records has declined to recognize Lumbreras as the world’s oldest person because
of the missing birth certificate.
Physicists now say it’s possible that we’re living in a giant hologram. The
director of the Fermilab Center for Particle Astrophysics says, "For thousands of
years, we have assumed that space is made of points and lines. Maybe that is not
right -- it might be made of waves, the way that matter and energy are." That
would mean that things like location aren't as fixed as we think they are. In an
attempt to solve the mystery, they're using an instrument called a holometer
specially designed to measure space's 'quantum jitter.'
A Belgian photographer is in critical condition after completing his ALS Ice
Bucket challenge. The photographer had 396 gallons of water dropped on him
from a firefighting plane at a height of only 22 feet near Girona, Spain. To put it in
perspective, water weighs 8.34 pounds per gallon, which makes the weight of his
bucket challenge just over 3,300 pounds, or roughly the weight of a Toyota Camry.
In addition to the weight, when the speed at which the water was traveling is also
factored in, it’s a wonder the guy is alive at all. And his name? Bruno Brokken!
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
SPORTS SHIRT…
The Houston Astros fired manager Bo Porter and bench coach Dave Trembley
yesterday and have brought in Tom Lawless as the interim manager for the rest of
the 2014 season. Houston has gone 59-79 this season.
Cole Hamels and three Philadelphia Phillies relievers teamed up to toss the fourth
no-hitter of the major league season yesterday as they blanked the Atlanta Braves
7-0. All four no-hitters this season have been in the National League.
The St. Louis Rams cut defensive end Michael Sam and have elected not to place
him on their 10-player practice squad. The move means that Sam is free to sign
with another team.
The Oakland Raiders have named rookie second-round pick Derek Carr as their
starting quarterback over veteran Matt Schaub, whom they acquired last March in a
trade.
Chris Kirk won the Deutsche Bank Championship yesterday for his second win of
the season. Kirk was ten shots back after the opening round, but finished two shots
up on Billy Horschel, Russell Henley and Geoff Ogilvy.
Serena Williams downed Kaia Kanepi to advance to the quarterfinal of the U.S.
Open on Monday. Williams next takes on Flavia Pennetta. Meanwhile, Eugenie
Bouchard was upset by Ekaterina Makarova. On the men’s side, Andy Murray and
Novak Djokovic will square off in the quarterfinals.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
Scoreboard
MLB:
American League
Tampa Bay 4 Boston 3 Final 10
Minnesota 6 Baltimore 4 Final
Detroit 12 Cleveland 1 Final
Oakland 6 Seattle 1 Final
Kansas City 4 Texas 3 Final
National League
Philadelphia 7 Atlanta 0 Final
Miami 9 N.Y. Mets 6 Final
St. Louis 5 Pittsburgh 4 Final
Chi. Cubs 4 Milwaukee 2 Final
San Francisco 4 Colorado 2 Final
San Diego 3 Arizona 1 Final
Colorado 10 San Francisco 9 Final
Washington 6 L.A. Dodgers 4 Final
NCAAF:
Louisville 31 Miami 13 Final
Today’s Games
MLB:
American League
Boston at N.Y. Yankees (7:05 PM)
Detroit at Cleveland (7:05 PM)
Toronto at Tampa Bay (7:10 PM)
Chi. White Sox at Minnesota (8:10 PM)
Texas at Kansas City (8:10 PM)
L.A. Angels at Houston (8:10 PM)
Seattle at Oakland (10:05 PM)
National League
Philadelphia at Atlanta (7:10 PM)
N.Y. Mets at Miami (7:10 PM)
Milwaukee at Chi. Cubs (8:05 PM)
Pittsburgh at St. Louis (8:15 PM)
San Francisco at Colorado (8:40 PM)
Washington at L.A. Dodgers (10:10 PM)
Arizona at San Diego (10:10 PM)
Interleague
Cincinnati at Baltimore (7:05 PM)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
DUH…
Driving can be a pain in the butt…just ask Colorado’s Christina Jahnz. Christina
says she was only going 20 mph when all of a sudden she saw white powder from
her deployed air bags. Christina also noticed that a pole had gone through her car,
piercing her thigh and buttocks. Firefighters had to saw off the front and back of
the pole to get Christina out before taking her to a hospital. Christina said she lost
count of the stitches after 40, but likely wouldn’t have had to start counting had she
not been texting while driving.
A caller to the Littleton, Colorado police claimed to have shot two co-workers and
threatened to shoot other hostages and any officers that might enter a professional
gamers’ office. While it may surprise some that there are professional gamers and
that they have an office, Jordan Mathewson of the Creatures gaming collective
knew almost right away it was a "swatting" prank by rival gamers. However, the
SWAT team didn’t know this and his while his webcam captured the assault and
live streamed it to those he was gaming with, police later said they were not
amused and plan to prosecute those responsible. (See here)
At Kissimmee, Florida’s Ventura Elementary School, a teacher noticed one of her
students was coming in late every day with a strong smell emanating from his
person. Finally, the teacher asked the student about the odor and he said he
couldn’t remember the last time he took a bath. The kid later told deputies he
didn’t have any clean clothes, which led them to the kid’s home, where Betsy
Velasquez lived with her five kids and seven dogs. Deputies found the home
littered with piles of dirty clothes, dog feces, moldy dog food and old soda cans
and a bathtub filled with dirty water. Deputies charged Betsy with child neglect
and placed the kids in the custody of relatives.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
MO’ DUH…
West Valley City, Utah police are searching for a suspected robber, who may be
armed, and is definitely hapless. The suspect entered a Subway restaurant,
indicated he had a weapon, and demanded money. When an employee asked him
to wait and walked to the back of the store, but didn't return, the suspect left. The
suspect then entered a Family Dollar store and again, the cashier asked him to wait
while they helped other customers. Again, the suspect left empty-handed.
Not wanting to drink alone, Rebekah Altieri took her dog to a Jupiter, Florida bar.
Unfortunately, when Rebekah got drunk, the dog ran away and she called 911 to
report her missing pup. The good news for Rebekah, police were already at the bar.
The bad news for Rebekah is police were already at the bar because a bartender
had called them to report an intoxicated patron tossing chairs, which was her.
Police weren’t able to find her dog and they say she was too drunk to give them a
description of the pup. When Rebekah refused officers’ requests to call a taxi for a
ride home, she was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct and misuse of 911.
Florida’s Bobbey Jo Boucher called police to report that her 10-year-old daughter
hadn’t returned home after she’d dropped her off at a barbecue on her way to work.
A search began, but when an officer called Bobbey Jo for more information at her
place of employment at the Calendar Girls strip club she told him, “I have to get
onstage” before hanging up. The good news is that Bobbey Jo’s daughter was
found. Police also found Bobbey Jo and arrested her on obstruction charges.
Often when a couple watches the movie The Notebook together, romance fills the
air and intimacy ensues. Such was the case for Effingham County, Georgia’s
Christopher Buckner and Timothy Savoy. Incidentally, in this case, Christopher is
a young woman and the aforementioned intimacy took place in a semi truck parked
at Countryside Baptist Church. When police arrived, they discovered that Timothy
was Christopher’s half brother and the couple admitted to engaging in the act three
times and were arrested for incest, aggravated sodomy, and prowling.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Tuesday,
September 2nd, 2014
HISTORY LESSON…
1789: The U.S. Treasury Department was established.
1897: The first issue of McCall's magazine was published
1901: Vice President Theodore Roosevelt gave his "Speak softly and carry a big
stick" speech at the Minnesota State Fair.
1944: Future president George H.W. Bush was shot down by the Japanese in
World War II
1945: Japan formally surrendered in World War 2
1986: Cathy Evelyn Smith was sentenced to three years in prison for involuntary
manslaughter in connection with the overdose death of John Belushi.
1992: The U.S. and Russia agreed to a joint venture to build a space station.
1995: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland opened with a
seven-hour concert.
2005: President Bush told FEMA head Michael Brown, "Brownie, you're doing a
heck of a job" during a tour of Hurricane Katrina damage.
Birthday Partiers:
football's Terry Bradshaw 66
TMZ founder Harvey Levin 64
actor Mark Harmon (Freaky Friday, NCIS, Chicago Hope) 63
singer k.d. lang 53
actor Keanu Reeves (The Matrix, Speed, The Devil's Advocate) 50
actress Salma Hayek (Frida, Wild Wild West, Ugly Betty) 46