It’s a short week due to the Thanksgiving holiday…Bitman will publish MondayWednesday only! Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 THE BITS… Pitbull hosted the American Music Awards last night. I thought Pitbull looked much better since he was given up by Michael Vick. The American Music Awards were handed out last night. It was a big night for One Direction. They won for favorite album, favorite group and fewest directions. The American Music Awards were handed out last night. Chris Brown took home the award for Angriest Artist. The American Music Awards were on last night. The show ran long because after she won each of her awards, Taylor Swift thanked all of her ex-boyfriends. Miley Cyrus closed the American Music Awards last night by performing with an animated singing kitten. Unfortunately, the kitten is being accused of lip synching. Miley Cyrus performed on the American Music Awards while wearing huge Lucite bracelets. In fact, Miley’s bracelets covered more of her body than her outfit did. Miley Cyrus’ home was burglarized on Friday. Like her performance at the MTV Awards, there were no signs of forced entry. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban says the NBA should allow human growth hormone. Maybe that could finally solve the NBA’s problem of not having enough tall players. An Oakland Raiders fan jumped from the third deck of the stadium after yesterday’s game, injuring herself and a man who tried to catch her. Apparently it was legal because the guy failed to signal a fair catch. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 SON OF THE BITS… A huge Arctic air mass is gripping much of the nation. In fact, it’s so cold in New York that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for chicken soup. A huge Arctic air mass is gripping much of the nation. In fact, it’s so cold in New York photographers are taking pictures of Alec Baldwin just to feel his hot temper. President Obama has made a deal with Iran on their nuclear weapons. Under the deal, Iran’s nuclear weapons program will be delayed indefinitely by having their bombs built by the same people that developed the Obamacare website. A man named Mark Parisi plans to buy a new Nissan 370Z with the $35,000 he’s getting from selling one of his testicles to medical researchers. The good news is that the car should add a few inches elsewhere. Elon University in North Carolina is offering a course that teaches students to sexually pleasure themselves. Of course, you could also screw yourself at college by taking out a student loan. A new study finds that kids of today are less fit than they were in previous decades. My kid was so stunned when I told him that, he almost dropped his Cheetos and his X-Box controller. A new study finds that kids of today are less fit than they were in previous decades. It’s sad. My kid gets winded watching ESPN. The longtime head of Progressive Insurance has died. He leaves behind a wife, Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 TODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO… Today on the Bitman audio feed we have clips from Saturday Night Live, The Amazing Race, Sunday Night Football, The Walking Dead and The American Music Awards. Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or amunos@unitedstations.com Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 TINSELTOWN TATTLER… MILEY CYRUS turned 21 on Saturday, but she didn’t start her birthday weekend off on a good note as her house was burglarized on Friday. The burglary happened sometime in the afternoon and there were no signs of forced entry. No word on what was stolen from the house. There’s more to that home burglary of NICOLAS CAGE'S baby mama. It was reported that stolen items included naked photos of Cage, although he denied it. Computers were also stolen and one of them supposedly had a sex video starring CHARLIE SHEEN, which is now being shopped around. A guy named Ricardo Orozco has been charged with the burglary and he and another guy named Darwin Vela met with Charlie's people to give him a chance to buy the video and keep it off the market. Vela is a key witness in the case and when he took his dog for a walk last week, the Chocolate Lab returned home without him, trembling and whimpering with human blood on its leash. TMZ spoke with several men who’ve never proven to be fearful in the past, but were literally shaking in their boots when they talked to them about Orozco and the burglary. Vela eventually turned up, but told cops he’d been kidnapped and they’re looking into the matter. JENNIFER LAWRENCE had a mini meltdown on the red carpet last week while promoting "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" in New York City. Jennifer began screaming back at a pack of photographers who were shouting to get her attention as she posed for pictures and the YouTube video is going viral! (See here) LAMAR ODOM admits he fell off the wagon last week, but he says it was booze and not crack that did him in. This comes after TMZ posted a video showing him slurring his words in an L.A. bathroom as he rapped with a shirtless friend (Here) JOSH BROLIN has reportedly checked into a Northern California rehab facility for treatment of substance abuse. No word on what substance he was abusing, but Brolin did get into a couple of altercations this month. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2… MICHAEL JACKSON’S physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, gave his first interview since being released from prison and offered up a little TMI. Murray says that Jackson was incontinent and had to wear a catheter. Murray said, “I held his penis every night. I had to put a condom catheter on him because Michael dripped urine. He had a loss of sensation and was incontinent. Michael didn’t know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him.” Murray also revealed, “He also had a hip condition where the hip bone comes out of the socket” and that he helped Michael with the plastic prosthetic tip he taped to the end of his nose and that Michael’s feet were so infected with fungus, he was in constant pain. ABC News' AMY ROBACH says that during her bilateral mastectomy her doctor found a second, previously undetected malignancy and discovered that her cancer had spread to her sentinel lymph node. As bad as that sounds, Amy says her prognosis is good and that she’ll be back to work next Monday. Chef GIADA DE LAURENTIIS sliced her finger during the Food Network's annual Thanksgiving Live special on Saturday. Apparently her knife slipped while she was trying to cut some turkey and she looked like she was about to faint. Giada left for repairs and later sent an Instagram photo of her wounds with the caption: "Before & After...an adjustment to my normal mani!" (See here) BROOKE HOGAN is back on the market after calling off her engagement to Dallas Cowboys player Phil Costa. Her rep says Brooke moved back to L.A. a couple of weeks ago to focus on her "passion and love" of music and expects to release her album in the spring. Clint's daughter FRANCESCA EASTWOOD married Jonah Hill's brother, Jordan Feldstein, in Las Vegas last week. It was one of those quickie wedding chapel ceremonies and while a marriage license was filed, Francesca was already spotted out without a ring, making some wonder of it was the real deal. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 TINSELTOWN TATTLER 3… TOM CRUISE is said to be heartbroken and desperately wants to reunite with KATIE HOLMES. A supposed insider told The National Enquirer: “Tom is in constant contact with Katie about Suri via phone and email, and he’s realized that he wants Katie back. There’s no other woman in his life, and he wants the three of them to be a family again, especially with the holidays around the corner.” The insider also said, “If Scientology weren’t a factor, Tom and Katie probably would have reunited by now.” As for Katie, she’s filming a move in South Africa and they say she flipped for co-star Luke Kirby before discovering that he was still seeing his former girlfriend. Little Miss Sunshine star ABIGAIL BRESLIN is all grown up and she posed topless in a series of racy photos for celebrity photographer Tyler Shields. Actually, at 17, Abigail isn’t quite grown up legally, but her breasts are strategically covered in the photos. Shields told Us Weekly of the shoot, "Abigail wanted to do something new, something iconic." A newlywed couple was taking wedding photos in New York when they got photo bombed by ZACH BRAFF. The photographer didn’t notice it until he got back home to Germany and then tweeted the image to Mr. Braff saying: 'Sir, I think you photo bombed my newlywed couple the other day in New York. :) Well played…" Braff then confirmed that the image was him by tweeting it out to his followers with the message: "This is one of my best photo bombs ever." (See here) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 DATELINE HOLLYWOOD… This Weekend’s Top 10 Movies… 1. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: $161.1 million 2. Thor: The Dark World: $14.12 million 3. The Best Man Holiday: $12.5 million 4. Delivery Man: $8.2 million 5. Free Birds: $5.3 million 6. Last Vegas: $4.4 million 7. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa: $3.45 million 8. Gravity: $3.3 million 9. 12 Years a Slave: $2.8 million 10. Dallas Buyers Club: $2.77 million THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’S $161.1 million opening is the biggest November debut ever. However, it’s not the year’s biggest opening as that honor goes to Iron Man 3 with $174 million. HBO is developing a comedy created by DIABLO CODY and produced by OPRAH WINFREY based on Julie Holland's as-yet-unreleased book Moody Bitches: The Truth About the Drugs You're Taking, the Sex You're Not Having, The Sleep You're Missing, and What's Really Making You Crazy. KATIE COURIC has reportedly signed a new deal with Yahoo. No word on what Katie will be doing with the company, but details could be announced today. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 MUSIC NOTES… AVICII says he’s already focused on his next album and expects to have it out sometime next year. (See interview here) THE BEASTIE BOYS are suing a company called GoldieBlox, which makes sophisticated toys for girls. They’re suing over a reworking of their song Girls in a video for one of their toys. The Beasties are suing for copyright infringement while GoldieBlox says it’s a parody and therefore legal. (See here) The documentary Artifact, about the feud between 30 SECONDS TO MARS and its former label, EMI, and the recording of their 2009 album "This is War," will be released next week. The film will be available on iTunes, Amazon and other similar platforms. JUSTIN BIEBER has released a short film to promote his latest fragrance. The clip shows multiple models drifting off to sleep only to dream that Bieber has crept into their hotel rooms to fulfill their every fantasy, such as running around cities handin-hand or being fed macaroons. (See here) TAYLOR SWIFT is featured in the new issue of New York magazine. It includes an article that suggests Taylor is a bigger music star than Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga saying, "Swift has moved from teen-pop stardom to adulthood, bringing her old fans along while staying wholesome enough for the next generation of tweens and their parents." MICK JAGGER will become a great-grandfather early next year when his 21-yearold daughter, Assisi, has her baby. Assisi tells Hello magazine that Jagger was pleased when she told him the news saying, “He said, ‘Well done.’” Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 MUSIC NOTES 2… Following her one off reunion with FLEETWOOD MAC in September, CHRISTINE MCVIE now says she wants to rejoin the band. Christine says, "I miss them all. If they were to ask me I would probably be very delighted…but it hasn't happened so we'll have to wait and see." A tribute to GEORGE JONES was held in Nashville on Friday. It was originally intended to be Jones' retirement show, but was billed as 'Playin' Possum: The Final No-Show.' The diverse lineup featured artists such as Garth Brooks, George Strait, Kid Rock and Megadeth and Sam & Dave's Sam Moore. WILLIE NELSON has been forced to postpone the rest of his November tour dates after his band’s bus crashed. Billie English, Thomas Hawkins and Paul English were injured in the crash on an icy highway outside of Sulphur Springs, Texas, on Saturday. Billy suffered a bruised hip, Hawkins has a cracked rib and Paul injured his ankle. Willie wasn’t on the bus, but he says the tour will resume on December 10th in Las Vegas. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS WINNERS… Artist of the Year: Taylor Swift Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist: Justin Timberlake Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist: Taylor Swift Favorite Pop/Rock Band/Duo/Group: One Direction Favorite Pop/Rock Album: One Direction, Take Me Home Favorite Country Female Artist: Taylor Swift Favorite Country Male Artist: Luke Bryan Favorite Country Band/Duo/Group: Lady Antebellum Favorite Country Album: Taylor Swift, Red Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, The Heist Favorite Adult Contemporary Music Artist: Maroon 5 Favorite Electronic Dance Music Artist: Avicii Favorite Soul/R&B Male Artist: Justin Timberlake Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist: Rihanna Favorite Soul/R&B Album: Justin Timberlake, The 20/20 Experience—The Complete Experience Favorite Adult Contemporary Artist: Imagine Dragons Favorite Latin Artist: Marc Anthony New Artist of the Year: Ariana Grande Single of the Year: "Cruise," Florida George Line Feat. Nelly Icon Award: Rihanna Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 TUBULAR… Daytime: GMA: Pitbull performs; San Francisco Batkid Miles Scott Today: Ringo Starr is reunited with teens from a 1964 photo Kelly & Michael: Stanley Tucci; Amber Tamblyn The View: Actress Niecy Nash The Talk: Guest co-host Carnie Wilson Queen Latifah: Whoopi Goldberg; Tim Conway; Travie McCoy and Patrick Stump perform Ellen: Lady Gaga performs; guest DJ tWitch Primetime: ABC: Kellie Pickler and TLC perform on Dancing with the Stars CBS: It’s an all-rhyming episode of How I Met Your Mother and Susan Sarandon guest stars on Mike & Molly as Molly's favorite author who gives her a writing lesson. NBC: The Voice Top 8 contestants perform ESPN: Monday Night Football with the 49ers at Redskins ESPN2: College hoops’ Progressive Legends Classic and Maui Invitational NBC Sports: Hockey with the Wild at Blues Late Night: Jay Leno: Bette Midler; Michael Buble performs. David Letterman: Josh Hutcherson; sportscaster Christopher ``Mad Dog'' Russo; Sky Ferreira performs Jimmy Kimmel: Demi Lovato; actor Emile Hirsch; AFI performs Conan: Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton and musical guests Spin Doctors (R) Jimmy Fallon: Kelly Ripa; actor Stephen Moyer; Mazzy Star performs Craig Ferguson: Mark Harmon; chef Wolfgang Puck Arsenio: Mario Lopez; Juicy J Bitman Bitman By David By David Evjen Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Bitman1@aol.com Friday, Monday, May 29th, 2009 November 25th, 2013 THE WATERCOOLER… GQ magazine has come out with their list of the least influential people of 2013. Topping the list is Dennis Rodman, who the magazine calls a “Q-list celebrity willing to commit borderline treason just to hang out with a dictator who himself aspires to be a Q-list celebrity.” Also on the list were Miley Cyrus, President Obama, former sexting U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner and celebrity chef Paula Deen. Other celebrities deemed non-influential include Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Ryan Reynolds and Will Smith. Anthony Weiner's sexting partner, Sydney Leathers, is slicing off a portion of her lady parts and auctioning it to the highest bidder. Word is that Sydney’s recent foray into porn made her self-conscious about what she calls "excess skin" down there so she's decided to undergo a labiaplasty for fun and profit. She apparently plans to undergo the procedure this week. A man named Mark Parisi plans to buy a new Nissan 370Z. While that’s not too unusual, his trade-in is quite odd. Parisi is planning to sell one of his testicles for $35,000 in order to buy the car. The said body part will be used for medical research. Apparently Parisi is letting his boy go cheap as Snopes says that a single, quality testicle should fetch between $50,000 and $160,000. The Color of the Year for 2014 is…Exclusive Plum. At least that’s according to Sherwin-Williams. It’s described as a sophisticated grayish violet and they say, "This dusky, filtered violet is refined without being stuffy, elegant yet easy, and layered with romantic potential." They say the color is versatile and can be used in a variety of spaces: For a cozy, masculine den, pair it with accents of copper and worn leather, or highlighted against white subway tile and chrome in the master bath, the pops of magenta and chartreuse make for a more energetic space. Bitman Bitman By David By David Evjen Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Bitman1@aol.com Friday, Monday, May 29th, 2009 November 25th, 2013 THE WATERCOOLER 2… The city of San Rafael, California has passed a smoking ban that officials say is the toughest in the nation. The new law makes it illegal for residents to smoke in their own homes if they share a wall with another dwelling. Not only does the law apply to apartment renters, but condominiums owners as well. They say studies show that secondhand smoke seeps through ventilating ducts, walls and even through cracks and affects the unit next door, causing negative health impacts. Oddly enough, they say there was hardly any opposition to the ban. Someone in Key Largo, Florida is selling what they claim are Jesus Christ’s toenails on eBay. In the item description, the seller writes: “While traveling through Europe, I went to see a seer, or as Americans like to call them, ‘psychic.’ I stayed in Germany for a couple of months, then decided to travel. I found myself in a little border town in the Czech Republic. This short, little older woman, whom appeared to be about 150 years old, popped out of a doorway and grabbed my hand. Scared the bagebers out of me. Then she pulled me into this dilapidated doorway and said she had a gift for me. As I held out my hand and looked into her gray eyes, I noticed moles on the side of her face with hairs sticking out of them. To me, this indicated she was very, very old. Then she proceeded to tell me what they were. Well, I figured they could not be real because it’s not like I could get a DNA test on them. Who would I ask, God? Now I figured I would part with them or try to sell them on my own website. Maybe they could find a good home with a curator who believes this is true.” Hurry, the sale ends tomorrow. You wouldn’t think this would be necessary, but Elon University in North Carolina is offering a course that teaches students how to pleasure themselves. The class is taught by professors Liz Sheehan and Jeff Kaufman and each week is geared toward learning a new technique, helping both men and women do it in new ways. Bitman Bitman By David By David Evjen Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Bitman1@aol.com Friday, Monday, May 29th, 2009 November 25th, 2013 THE WATERCOOLER 3… For 100 years, a big, white letter ‘N’ has been emblazoned on a hill overlooking Reno, Nevada. However, recently a letter "A" made with chalk mysteriously appeared next to the "N." The mystery has been solved. Brent Wilbur said, "I was trying to write a woman's name, 'Tina,' I started with the 'A' and just ran out of steam." Wilbur said it took five and a half hours of exhausting work with a chalk spreader to create the "A," and he abandoned plans for the "T" and "I." Wilbur said Tina is someone he dated four years ago for a nine month time period adding, "I owe her a great many apologies for the way I treated her." Luckily, officials say they don’t expect to file charges against Wilbur. Tokyo now has what is called a Nap Café. The place is for women only and they rent beds by the minute so sleepy ladies can take a quick nap. The café has rows of twin-sized beds, each one with its own canopy curtain partition and they offer a variety of pillows. The price of the nap is $1.80 for every 10 minutes. However, you’d better get your rest before nightfall because the place becomes a bar/karaoke lounge at night. There’s an ad on Craigslist in Washington D.C. seeking a ‘naked roommate.’ The ad reads: Want to live in a penthouse in Chinatown for basically free ($1/month rent to make lease legal)? Then read on. I'm a male looking for another male (straight or bisexual w/girlfriend preferred, but masculine gay is cool too) to be my naked roommate. Sounds crazy, but this is for real. You should be 26 or younger and very attractive. Arraignment would be mostly "looking" but some "touching" will be required (how much/often is negotiable). Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 SPORTS SHIRT… Not only did the Kansas City Chiefs lose again yesterday, they lost outside linebackers Justin Houston and Tamba Hali to injuries. There’s no official word yet, but the team sounded like they were expecting to be without them in next Sunday's game against the Denver Broncos and beyond. Both players are scheduled for MRIs today. Jon Bon Jovi is one of several parties in the running to buy the Buffalo Bills. The team is expected to go on the market after current owner Ralph Wilson passes away. Wilson is 95. Lambeau Field was hovering around 20 degrees Fahrenheit with a wind chill factor of about 9 degrees for yesterday’s game against the Vikings. However, that didn’t stop a group of female fans from wearing bikinis at the game! Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose will have surgery to repair a medial meniscus tear in his right knee today in Chicago. While there’s no official word on how long Rose will be out of action, some are speculating that it could be four-tosix months. The latest Associated Press college football poll again has Alabama on top with Florida State, Ohio State, Auburn and Missouri rounding out the top five. Sebastian Vettel won Formula One's season-ending Brazilian Grand Prix. The win tied him with Michael Schumacher's record of 13 victories in a year and equaled the nine consecutive wins of Alberto Ascari. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 Scoreboard Today’s Games NFL Pittsburgh 27 Cleveland 11 Final Tampa Bay 24 Detroit 21 Final Minnesota 26 Green Bay 26 Final OT Jacksonville 13 Houston 6 Final Baltimore 19 N.Y. Jets 3 Final San Diego 41 Kansas City 38 Final St. Louis 42 Chicago 21 Final Carolina 20 Miami 16 Final Arizona 40 Indianapolis 11 Final Tennessee 23 Oakland 19 Final Dallas 24 N.Y. Giants 21 Final New England 34 Denver 31 Final OT NFL San Francisco at Washington (8:40 PM) NBA: Detroit 109 Brooklyn 97 Final L.A. Clippers 121 Chicago 82 Final Phoenix 104 Orlando 96 Final Oklahoma City 95 Utah 73 Final L.A. Lakers 100 Sacramento 86 NHL: Pittsburgh at Boston (7:00 PM) Columbus at Toronto (7:00 PM) Winnipeg at New Jersey (7:00 PM) N.Y. Rangers at Tampa Bay (7:30 PM) Philadelphia at Florida (7:30 PM) Minnesota at St. Louis (8:00 PM) Phoenix at Nashville (8:00 PM) Chicago at Edmonton (9:30 PM) Los Angeles at Vancouver (10:00 PM) NHL: Detroit 3 Buffalo 1 Final Carolina 4 Ottawa 1 Final NCAAM: North Carolina 93 Louisville 84 Charlotte 63 Michigan 61 Final Duke 91 Vermont 90 Final NBA: Boston at Charlotte (7:00 PM) Minnesota at Indiana (7:00 PM) Milwaukee at Detroit (7:30 PM) Phoenix at Miami (7:30 PM) Houston at Memphis (8:00 PM) Denver at Dallas (8:30 PM) New Orleans at San Antonio (8:30 PM) Chicago at Utah (9:00 PM) New York at Portland (10:00 PM) NCAAM: Minnesota at Syracuse (5:30 PM) DePaul at Wichita St. (9:50 PM) Wyoming at Ohio St. (7:00 PM) Florida at Jacksonville (7:00 PM) Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 DUH… Kara Koriath was driving on Interstate 270 in Missouri with her two teenage sons when she wrecked her SUV, seriously injuring all inside and causing a huge traffic jam. Police say they believe she left the roadway due to a distraction from fireworks being ignited inside the vehicle. They also noted that Kara was under the influence of prescription medication, which she’ll now need more of. Kenner, Louisiana police arrested 19-year-old Johnny Washington after he allegedly put on a ski mask, grabbed a shotgun and confronted a neighbor, demanding that he hand over his cell phone and wallet. The neighbor called police after he saw Washington go into a nearby home where he was arrested. Waldoboro, Maine’s 31-year-old Joseph M. Lewis approached the front door of the Damariscotta Bank & Trust wearing a ski mask. Unfortunately, when Lewis attempted to open the door he found that it was locked. It seems he arrived just after closing time, but the employees who were still inside got his license plate number and forwarded it on to police, who soon found Lewis and his ski mask and placed him under arrest. Florida’s Port Charlotte Town Centre Mall was recently locked down after deputies received word of a man carrying a handgun. In addition to the mall, several nearby schools were also put on lockdown while deputies searched the building. After over an hour, deputies finally located the man in question and discovered he was a waiter at a local restaurant and he had been carrying his folded-up apron around the mall. An unnamed man took a suspicious-looking Thermos with tinfoil sticking out of the lid into an Oklahoma City police briefing station. Officers ordered the man to leave the object outside. Authorities were cautious because of how heavy it was and the tinfoil protruding from the lid. After the bomb squad X-rayed the item it was determined that the container held a burrito and was not dangerous. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 MO’ DUH… Four cases of hand bells, each weighing about 40 pounds, were reported missing from a locked closet inside Sheboygan First Presbyterian Church in April. Earlier this month, church officials were contacted by a California man who’d purchased some of the bells on eBay and found labels baring the church’s name. The bells were traced back to a pawn shop where staff said church elder David A. Neese had sold them earlier this year. Neese has been charged with one count of felony theft and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. Taylor Radig is associated with the animal rights organization Compassion Over Killing and she filmed abuse taking place at Kersey, Colorado’s Quanah Cattle Company from mid-July through September. Taylor handed over the video to the Weld County Sheriff's Office two months after she quit working there. Ironically, it’s Taylor that’s been charged with animal cruelty because she didn't report the abuse when it was happening, which is a violation of state law. Georgia’s 28-year-old Jermaine Lloyd was trying to get dressed when he was interrupted. It seems that Lloyd was interrupted by police as he hid behind a tree in Lake Olmstead Park while trying to put on pink women’s panties and pantyhose. Lloyd attempted to flee from officers, which he found to be difficult while wearing high heels and a turban. As he was being subdued, he dropped a purple Crown Royal bag that cleared things up for police when they found cocaine and marijuana inside. It wasn’t Lloyd’s first encounter with deputies this month, as he was pulled over for DUI, but ran away and escaped arrest. While preparing his vehicle for towing, police also found cocaine and marijuana. Out of the running for Mother of the Year is Immokalee, Florida’s 19-year-old Alisia Alverez. Alisia got into a fight with her baby daddy after she tried to take their 1-year-old child to work with her. It seems Alisia was intending to work the streets as a prostitute to get money to buy drugs. The baby daddy restrained Alisia and called police, who arrested her on domestic violence charges. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Monday, November 25th, 2013 HISTORY LESSON… 1867: Alfred Nobel invented dynamite 1920: A college football game was first broadcast on the radio as Texas University beat Texas A&M 7-3 1957: President Eisenhower suffered a slight stroke 1963: The body of President Kennedy was laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery 1973: The national speed limit was reduced to 55 miles per hour 1976: O.J. Simpson of the Buffalo Bills ran for 273 yards against the Detroit Lions. 1980: Sugar Ray Leonard beat Roberto Duran in the "No Mas" fight 1984: Top superstars recorded the charity single Do They Know It's Christmas as Band Aid 1986: The Iran-Contra affair erupted as President Reagan and Attorney General Edwin Meese revealed profits from secret arms sales to Iran went to Nicaraguan rebels. 1996: Disneyland staged its last nightly Main Street Electrical Parade 2002: The Department of Homeland Security was created 2008: NFL quarterback Michael Vick pleaded guilty to dog fighting charges. 2009: The last U.S. built Pontiac rolled off the assembly line. Birthday Partiers: football's/NASCAR's Joe Gibbs 73 actor Ben Stein (Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Win Ben Stein's Money) 69 actor John Larroquette (Night Court, Boston Legal, Deception) 66 dancer Bruno Toniloi (Dancing With the Stars) 58 singer Amy Grant 53 actress Jill Hennessy (Law & Order, Crossing Jordan, Wild Hogs) 45 actress Christina Applegate (Married With Children, Samantha Who, Up All Night) 42