Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
THE BITS…
Kim Kardashian was involved in a traffic accident yesterday. Apparently it was
pretty serious. Kim was rear-ended.
It’s reported that Justin Bieber may have won Selena Gomez back by buying her
$10,000 worth of flowers. That’s pretty impressive because $10,000 worth of
flowers is nearly two dozen roses.
It’s reported that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Even
Chris Brown and Rihanna are warning Selena to stay away from Justin.
Bachelor Juan Pablo has released a video montage showing his best moments with
Nikki. Apparently it’s one of those six-second Vine videos.
Bachelor Juan Pablo has released a video montage showing his best moments with
Nikki. Personally, I’d rather see a video of what Juan Pablo loved doing with Clare
Bill O'Reilly slammed Beyoncé as a bad role model and called her new music
video in which she has sex with her husband in a limo "exploitive garbage." It
sounds like O’Reilly could stand to spend some time with Beyoncé in a limo.
Rolling Stone Keith Richards is writing a children’s book. I think it’s going to be
called Green Eggs and Heroin.
President Obama did an interview with the website Funny or Die yesterday.
Conservatives are furious. Not because Obama did the interview, but because he
didn’t die.
Thieves stole $600,000 from the Houston mega-church led by Pastor Joel Osteen.
If only the church had been watched over by some sort of higher authority.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
SON OF THE BITS…
Disney is laying off 700 workers. If you don’t believe things are tough at Disney
just ask Snow White and the Three Dwarves.
Disney is laying off 700 workers. Money has been tight at Disney ever since
Pinocchio was caught embezzling money to get a nose job.
A British divorcee has married her pet dog. The dog seems pretty happy. On their
wedding night they did it people style.
A British divorcee has married her pet dog. The two have a lot in common…They
both like to bite the mailman.
A British divorcee has married her pet dog. If you want to pick up a wedding gift
for the couple their registered at Petsmart.
A middle school teacher in Little Rock, Arkansas accidentally showed her class a
video of herself performing sex acts on a guy. School officials say the teacher will
either be disciplined or reassigned to teach sex education.
A Little Rock middle school teacher accidentally showed her class a video of her
performing sex acts on a guy and officials are determining appropriate disciplinary
action. I think they already saw some inappropriate disciplinary action.
An elderly couple in Virginia says they were kicked out of a local McDonald's for
overstaying the 30-minute time limit. In other news, there are actually people who
want to linger at McDonald’s for over a half hour.
The Georgia Legislature has approved a measure that would make it a
misdemeanor to drive too slowly in the left lanes and not pull over to let people
pass. Luckily, the new law wouldn’t apply to Danica Patrick.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
TODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO…
Today on the Bitman audio feed we have reality fun with The Voice, fun
with Glee and a late night round up with Dave, The Jimmys, Craig Seth
and Conan.
Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at
BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area
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BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne
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By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER…
The fallout from the season finale of THE BACHELOR continues. JUAN PABLO
is being called the worst Bachelor ever although they’re saying he’s just as happy
to be done with the show as producers are to be done with him. In fact, Juan Pablo
is bailing on all post-show appearances such as Good Morning America, but the
shows don’t seem to want him anyway. Insiders say that they had to do a lot of
editing on the After the Rose special and that the energy in the room was so
negative that people in the audience wouldn’t even applaud when told to do so. It’s
also said that Juan Pablo’s lack of cooperation was because he was upset about not
getting a spot on Dancing with the Stars. Juan Pablo also reportedly told the
production crew that he’d have a surprise for the finale, but he was apparently just
jerking their chains. As for he and Nikki, no one is expecting it to last and word
has it that they didn’t even share a room following the After the Rose special. In
any case, Juan Pablo was apparently a guy people loved to hate because the ratings
for the finale were the best of the entire season as Monday night’s finale beat The
Voice, Bones and How I Met Your Mother.
If you’re wondering why in the world SELENA GOMEZ would take JUSTIN
BIEBER back, it may have something to do with the $10,000 in flowers he sent to
her after drooling over how beautiful she was at the Vanity Fair Oscars party. After
a brief reunion earlier this year a source says, “Bieber has hardcore been after
Selena.” The source went on to say, “Justin will do anything, literally anything for
Selena,” except for staying monogamous. However, they got back together against
Selena’s parents’ wishes, although she’s the big bread winner in the family and of
legal age so there’s not much they can do about it.
KATHARINE MCPHEE is apparently back with her husband Nick Cokas, some
five months after she was seen kissing her married "Smash" director Michael
Morris in public. Sources say Katharine has been working hard to patch things up
since then. While they’re not living together, they are seeing each other more often
as of late and she even bought Nick a new Rolex as a makeup gift.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
TINSELTOWN TATTLER 2…
ROBIN THICKE was on the L.A. club scene the other night, again without wife
PAULA PATTON. Robin was celebrating his 37th birthday with Leonardo
DiCaprio and left alone at around 1 AM with just his driver and bodyguard.
However, the club is known for its waitresses who show about as much boob as is
legally allowed. Meanwhile, it was also reported that Robin and Paula reunited for
a family outing in Vancouver over the weekend their son Julian. It was the first
time they’ve been seen out together since announcing their split last month.
Those marriage rumors regarding PRINCE HARRY and Cressida Bonas are
heating up again! A supposed royal source tells E News that they’ve made a point
of talking about marriage and, according to friends of Cressida's, the couple are
trying and keep their semi normal lifestyle as long as possible. The royal insider
adds that Kate Middleton has been super helpful when it comes to giving Cressida
advice on dealing with the increasing spotlight. The insider goes on to say Harry
has told his people that he knows he’ll marry Cressida but he wants to ensure their
life doesn't become a circus.
So, if JENNIFER LOPEZ was floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean and
came upon ex-boyfriends BEN AFFLECK and DIDDY and could only rescue one,
which would it be? After being asked that in an interview, J.Lo responded: "I'd let
both those mother f--kers drown." However, Lopez said she was just joking. (Hear
here around the 5:09 mark-careful of language)
KIM KARDASHIAN was in a minor fender-bender yesterday in Beverly Hills. An
eyewitness says an oncoming driver crashed into her while she was making a left
turn. Both cars suffered only minor damage and there were no injuries. Kim asked
the other driver to meet her at the nearby Beverly Hills Hotel to exchange info,
which they did, before hugging and going their separate ways.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
DATELINE HOLLYWOOD…
TOM BERGERON is cutting back on his workload as he’s announced that he'll
end his run as host of America's Funniest Home Videos at the end of next season.
Bergeron took over in 2001 and is the longest running host of the show. Next
season will mark the show’s 25th anniversary.
LENA DUNHAM says she may quit acting when Girls ends its run. Lena tells
Glamour magazine, "I don't know if I'm going to want to act anymore. I'm always
relieved on the days I don't have to. I'd rather give parts to other women than be the
woman having the parts."
BILL COSBY has emphatically declared that a Cosby Show reunion isn't going to
happen. Cosby said they had a great eight years because people were getting sick
of cute little kids. Cosby went on to say that audiences were tired of seeing illmannered children with no respect outsmarting their clueless parents.
There’s bad news if you’re hoping for some sort of major 10th anniversary MEAN
GIRLS reunion. TINA FEY and LINDSAY LOHAN recently saw each other
while appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first “Tonight Show,” but Tina would only say
that if everyone’s around they might try to do some kind of panel discussion with a
plate of hot wings, but definitely not a movie.
The WEtv channel has ordered a one-hour pilot of an American version of the
British TV show SEX BOX. It involves real couples having relationship problems
entering a soundproof box to have sex and then talk about their issues with a panel
of experts. (See clip here)
CYNTHIA LYNN, who played Colonel Klink’s secretary Helga on the first season
of "Hogan's Heroes," has died at the age of 76. That leaves Robert Clary, who
played Cpl. Louis LeBeau, as the final regular cast member still living.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
MUSIC NOTES…
KISS’ PAUL STANLEY has written his autobiography called Face the Music: A
Life Exposed. However, Stanley doesn’t think much other rock stars' memoirs
saying, "95 percent of the autobiographies by any of my contemporaries would be
better suited on a roll of soft paper, so at least you could use it for something." That
includes those of former bandmates Peter Criss and Ace Frehley, as Stanley says,
“there is a reason that defense attorneys don't put alcoholics or drug addicts on the
witness stand." Stanley’s book will be out on April 8th.
KEITH RICHARDS is publishing a children’s book called Gus & Me: The Story
of My Granddad and My First Guitar. Richards’ grandfather was in a jazz big band
and was a childhood role model for him. Richards has just become a grandfather
for the fifth time and says, “The special bond, between kids and grandparents is
unique and should be treasured. This is a story of one of those magical moments.”
His daughter Theodora Richards will do the illustrations in pen and ink and the
book will be out on September 9th.
The film Super Duper ALICE COOPER, which is being billed as the first "doc
opera," featuring a mix of documentary footage, animation and rock opera will
premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival next month. The film will hit theaters on May
30th and fans are invited to ask Alice questions via social media with the hashtag
#AskAlice. Cooper will choose a few, and his answers will run following each
theatrical screening. (See clip here)
BECK has announced plans for a North American tour. Beck will hit the road
following previously announced appearances at Coachella and Edgefest in April.
Tickets go on sale starting at 10 o’clock this morning.
LANA DEL REY has announced plans for some tour dates surrounding her
upcoming Coachella appearances. The tour begins on April 11th in Las Vegas.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
MUSIC NOTES 2…
Beverly Hills Police Department Sgt. Brian Weir is suing the city, claiming he
faced retaliation after reporting that a detective made inappropriate remarks about
WHITNEY HOUSTON'S body at her death scene. Weir claims a detective
sergeant removed a sheet covering her body and remarked that she was "still
looking good," along with similar comments.
BEYONCÉ has managed to get Bill O'Reilly’s tighty-whities in a bunch. O’Reilly
hosted Russell Simmons on his Monday show and said he was shocked and
appalled over Beyonce’s Partition video, which depicted her having sex with her
husband in a car. (See here)
FRANK OCEAN has cut Chipotle a check for $212,500 after they sued him for
backing out of a commercial deal he was paid upfront for. However, Ocean
apparently wasn’t too happy about giving the money back because the check's
memo reads, "F*** OFF." As of yesterday Chipotle said they’d seen the photo, but
haven’t received a check.
JERROD NIEMANN launched the website JourneyToHighNoon.com yesterday.
The site will feature a five-part mini-movie starring Niemann as the hero of the
High Noon Saloon. The series will lead up to the March 25th release of his new
album "High Noon."
Country Music Hall of Fame singer MEL TILLIS is recovering in Nashville after
heart surgery over the weekend. Daughter PAM TILLIS says that Mel required a
"routine heart procedure" and is expected to make a full recovery.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
TUBULAR…
Daytime:
GMA: Actor Aaron Paul; actor/producer Tyler Perry; chef Bobby Flay
CBS This Morning: Actress Emmy Rossum
Today: Ellie Goulding performs; singer Liza Minnelli
Kelly & Michael: Actor Aaron Paul
The View: Tyler Perry
The Talk: Guest co-host Marie Osmond; actress Jennie Garth
Queen Latifah: Allison Janney (``Mom''); Mary Lambert performs
Ellen: Randy Jackson (``American Idol''); Panic! at the Disco performs
Primetime:
CBS: A Survivor tribe considers benching one of their strongest players and a
castaway melts down at a reward challenge
Fox: American Idol 11 finalists perform songs from their favorite movies
TBS: The Men at Work season wraps up with two episodes
ESPN: NBA hoops Nets at Heat and Blazers at Spurs
ESPN2: College hoops ACC Tournament: Boston College vs. Georgia Tech and
Florida vs. Temple
NBC Sports: NHL hockey Bruins at Canadiens
Late Night:
Jimmy Kimmel: Robert Duvall; chef Rachael Ray; Damon Albarn performs;
Johnny Winter sits in with Cleto and the Cletones
David Letterman: Sylvester Stallone; Ledisi performs
Jimmy Fallon: Comic Artie Lange; Beck performs
Craig Ferguson: Actor Ricky Gervais
Seth Meyers: American Authors perform
Conan: Actor Aaron Paul; actress Maggie Q
Arsenio: Macy Gray performs
Bitman
Bitman
By
David
By David Evjen
Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
Wednesday,
May 29th,
March
12th,2009
2014
THE WATERCOOLER…
It wasn’t exactly Meet the Press, but President Obama sat down with Zach
Galifianakis for one of those Funny or Die ‘Between the Ferns’ interviews.
Highlights included Galifianakis asking about pardoning the White House turkey
last November, to which Obama responded: "Was that depressing for you? Seeing
one turkey taken out of circulation? One turkey you couldn't eat?" Obama also
said, "If I ran for a third time, it would be like doing a third Hangover movie. It
didn't work out too well, did it?" Galifianakis also asked, "Is it going to be hard in
two years when you are no longer president and people stop letting you win at
basketball?" (See here)
Here’s a law we can all get behind…or at least get stuck behind. The Georgia
Legislature has approved a measure that would allow police to ticket people
driving too slowly in the left lanes on the state's highways and interstates. The socalled "slow poke" bill would require any driver on a divided highway to move to
the right even if they're driving at the speed limit when a vehicle going faster
comes up from behind, or face a misdemeanor charge. The Georgia Senate
approved the measure by a vote of 42-5. Last month the House of Representatives
approved it by a margin of 162-9. The bill now goes to Republican Gov. Nathan
Deal and even if he doesn’t sign it, the legislature would appear to have enough
votes for an override.
Last Wednesday, 11-year-old Kareem Granton disappeared from his Brooklyn
home and his mother, Precious, launched a citywide search for him. Luckily,
Kareem hadn’t been abducted. Not wanting to carry out the task of cleaning up dog
poop that his mother had assigned him, Kareem took $10 his stepdad had given
him and ran away from home, sleeping on the subway for five days. Kareem got
lost and as the hours turned to days he was afraid to go home even though he knew
his mom was looking for him. Kareem said he didn't know it would turn into this
big of a situation and that he’s aware he's going to be punished.
Bitman
Bitman
By
David
By David Evjen
Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
Wednesday,
May 29th,
March
12th,2009
2014
THE WATERCOOLER 2…
There’s an app called Yik Yak that has some adults and educators pretty upset. It’s
an anonymous messaging app that lets people send a message to someone without
them knowing who the sender is. Authorities say it can make cyber bullying easier
and harder to trace. After an Alabama teen used the app to make school shooting
threats in February and a Massachusetts high school was twice evacuated due to
bomb threats posted to the app, Yik Yak was temporarily disabled for the Chicago
area. Unfortunately, the app already has more than 240,000 users, but there are no
accounts or usernames next to the "Yaks." The creators of Yik Yak say they
intended it to be used by college students like "a virtual bulletin board."
A new study suggests that parents who spend too much time on their smart phones
usually ignore their kids. Researchers from Boston Medical Center went to various
fast food restaurants to observe the reactions children had when mom or dad
played with their cell phones. They found that almost a third of the parents used
their devices continuously throughout their meal and while some children appeared
unaffected and ate their meals in silence, other kids tried to get their parents
attention by doing such things as singing "Jingle bells, Batman smells."
Peeing in the pool is not only gross, researchers at Purdue and China Agricultural
universities now say it can be bad for you. They found that when urine meets water
containing chlorine and other chemicals, two potentially dangerous chemical
byproducts are formed, which can affect the lungs, heart, central nervous system,
and other organs if inhaled. Both chemicals have been linked to health problems
experienced by swimmers, lifeguards, and pool staff. A 2012 survey found that 19
percent of adults admitted they’d peed in a public pool. Even if you’re not a pool
peer, previous studies suggest that swimmers typically unintentionally "drip out" as
much as two shot glasses of urine when swimming.
Bitman
Bitman
By
David
By David Evjen
Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Bitman1@aol.com
Friday,
Wednesday,
May 29th,
March
12th,2009
2014
THE WATERCOOLER 3…
There’s good news if you’re still going through Flappy Bird withdrawal. Creator
Dong Nguyen says he’s considering bringing the game back after taking it down
last month. The Vietnamese Nguyen said he took it down because it had become
"an addictive product" and success had begun to weigh on him. He’d been making
an estimated $50,000 a day from Flappy Bird but, if the game returns, he urged
players to "please take a break."
Virginia’s Carl and Barbara Becker were recently kicked out of a local
McDonald's. No, they weren’t causing trouble. But when an employee started
cleaning near where they were eating and dust started kicking up, the worker asked
if it bothered them. Carl replied, “Only if you like to eat dirt does this not bother
me.” Shortly after that, the manager said their 30-minute time limit was up, and
they had to leave so employees could clean the floor. Carl later wrote a letter to the
editor of the local newspaper saying, 'I have had many experiences in my lifetime
as a WWII veteran, a retiree from the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization at the
Pentagon, and the father of six children, but none as unusual as being asked to
leave a restaurant so they could clean the floor under and around the table where I
sat.' Carl says there are no 30-minute time limit signs posted at the restaurant, nor
was it crowded at the time. The McDonald's corporate office addressed the
situation and offered the Beckers two free coffees.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
SPORTS SHIRT…
The Los Angeles Lakers are expected to announce that Kobe Bryant will miss the
rest of the season because of his fractured left knee. In December, Bryant returned
from the Achilles tendon tear he suffered last April, then fractured his knee six
games later and hasn’t been back since.
The Jacksonville Jaguars traded quarterback Blaine Gabbert to the San Francisco
49ers yesterday for a sixth-round draft pick. Gabbert lost the starting job to Chad
Henne due to injuries and ineffectiveness. The 49ers also picked up Miami
Dolphins offensive tackle Jonathan Martin for a conditional draft pick.
Former Cincinnati Bengals defensive end Michael Johnson has reportedly agreed
to a deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pending a physical. Johnson was the
Bengals franchise player in 2013.
The Dallas Cowboys have released DeMarcus Ware. Ware is the team's career sack
leader and was scheduled to make $12.25 million in 2014. The move saves the
Cowboys $16 million in cap space.
Dallas Stars forward Rich Peverley is resting comfortably in a Dallas hospital and
undergoing tests to determine what caused his cardiac event during Monday's game
against the Columbus Blue Jackets. Peverley had been diagnosed with atrial
fibrillation during training camp, but was treated and cleared to play.
MMA fighter Joe Fisher might as well call it a career. While fighting in a match in
Columbus, Ohio, Fisher’s opponent put him in a choke hold and he went to sleep.
Had he been awake for what was about to happen, Fisher would’ve died of
embarrassment. It seems his mother was in the audience and, fearing for her
snowflake’s safety, she scaled the 9 foot octagon wall and rushed to his aid. (See
here-just after the 2-minute mark)
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
Scoreboard
NBA:
Indiana 94, Boston 83
Detroit 99, Sacramento 89
San Antonio 104, Chicago 96
Memphis 109, Portland 99
Minnesota 112, Milwaukee 101
Oklahoma City 106, Houston 98
Golden State 108, Dallas 85
NHL:
Nashville 4, Buffalo 1
New Jersey 2, Philadelphia 1
Carolina 3, NY Rangers 1
Columbus 4, Detroit 1
Phoenix 3, Florida 1
Pittsburgh 2, Washington 0
Dallas 3, St. Louis 2 (OT)
Edmonton 4, Minnesota 3 (SO)
San Jose 6, Toronto 2
NCAAM:
Grambling State 84, Jackson State 75
Howard 53, North Carolina A&T 47
North Texas 63, Rice 62
Coppin State 75, Bethune-Cookman 68
Mount St. Mary's 88, Robert Morris 71
Milwaukee 69, Wright State 63
Princeton 70, Pennsylvania 65
Marshall 63, Florida Atlantic 59
Florida A&M 65, Delaware State
Prairie View A&M 79, Mississippi
Valley State 63
North Dakota State 60, IPFW 57
Gonzaga 75, Brigham Young 64
East Carolina 79, UTSA 76
Today’s Games
NBA:
Brooklyn at Miami 7:00 PM
Denver at Orlando 7:00 PM
Sacramento at Philadelphia 7:00 PM
Detroit at Toronto 7:00 PM
Charlotte at Washington 7:00 PM
New York at Boston 7:30 PM
Memphis at New Orleans 8:00 PM
Dallas at Utah
9:00 PM
Portland at San Antonio 9:30 PM
Cleveland at Phoenix
10:00 PM
Golden State at LA Clippers 10:30 PM
NHL:
Boston at Montreal 7:30 PM
Vancouver at Winnipeg
7:30 PM
Chicago at Colorado 9:30 PM
Anaheim at Calgary 10:00 PM
NCAAM:
No Top 25 games scheduled
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
DUH…
Iowa Governor Terry Branstad used his weekly news conference on Monday to
talk up a new Iowa tourism ad campaign in which $1.5 million would be spent on
advertising to lure visitors to the state. However, when Governor Branstad took
questions from the press, he admitted that he and his wife, Chris, were packing
their bags for an Arizona vacation.
Apparently not getting scared straight behind bars was Arizona’s 34-year-old
Daniel Clegg. Daniel was released from prison last Thursday morning and was
picked up by a friend. The two were riding along Interstate 10 when police pulled
them over an hour later for committing several traffic violations. Hopefully Daniel
enjoyed his hour of freedom because he was sent back to jail after the officer saw
him trying to wipe marijuana flakes off of his shirt and discovered he was carrying
a loaded handgun and hollow point bullets.
Erin Robertson is going to be staying in a Virginia Beach jail a little longer than he
had hoped after a judge denied him bail. Last summer, Robertson was riding in a
car that became involved in an accident, which killed his friend. Robertson was
later arrested after he was caught trying to pawn his late friend’s $3000 camera.
Still, Robertson might be a free man today had his jailhouse telephone calls not
been recorded. In those calls, Robertson described how he wanted to smoke
marijuana and punch a friend in the face when he got out of jail and threatened to
kill a witness in the case, which happened to be his own father.
The FBI says 21-year-old Jules Bahler robbed three Michigan banks over an eightday period ending last Wednesday. In one instance they say that Jules brandished a
black submachine gun and demanded money. The robberies netted Jules $15,300,
which he might’ve had more time to spend had he not posted a picture of himself
on Facebook holding the aforementioned submachine gun despite being astutely
warned by a friend not to show off his weapon like that because the police could be
watching you could be arrested. They were and he was.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
MO’ DUH…
An unnamed Portland, Oregon family called 911 and told the dispatcher that they’d
locked themselves in the bedroom to fend off an attacker. No, it wasn’t a home
invasion robbery, it was their 22 pound cat named Lux that was hissing and
charging at them. The family reported that the cat “went over the edge” and was
very, very, very, very hostile. The family and their dog remained safe in the
bedroom as responding officers used a dog snare to snag Lux and take him into
custody. At last report Lux had mellowed and was back with the family.
The honeymoon was over before it started for one unnamed man from Atlanta. As
he and his bride flew to their honeymoon destination in Costa Rica they got into a
drunken argument aboard their Delta Air Lines flight. The argument got so bad
that the flight crew diverted to the Cayman Islands where the groom was escorted
from the flight and taken into custody. As for the bride, she remained on the
aircraft and continued on to Costa Rica by herself.
New Jersey’s Richard Weiner is suing two Coldwell Banker real estate agents.
Weiner hired agent Robert Lindsay to sell his home, but claims he purposely listed
it above market value so it wouldn’t sell. Why? Weiner says it was so Lindsay
could have a place to give a little wiener to fellow agent Jeannemarie Phelan.
When Weiner became suspicious, he set up a hidden camera in the bedroom and
caught them in the act. Perhaps the best part of all was when they finally looked
directly into the camera, realized they’d been caught and gasped. Weiner is suing
the agents for $1 million, while they filed a counter suit claiming extortion.
Some 10 officers from the San Diego police department swarmed a building with
guns and bulletproof vests. However, there was no criminal on the loose or hostage
situation. It turns out that the armed officers had stormed a strip club to make sure
all 30 dancers had proper permits and were in compliance. While they were there
the officers also photographed the naked girls and documented all their tattoos so
that citizens can rest easier at night knowing these vicious criminals are in check.
Bitman
By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com
Wednesday,
March 12th, 2014
HISTORY LESSON…
1789: The first US Post Office opened
1894: Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time.
1912: The Girl Scouts of America was founded
1933: President Roosevelt delivered the first of his fireside chats
1948: The Hell's Angels motorcycle club was founded
1969: Paul McCartney married Linda Eastman in London
1969: Levi's introduced its first bell-bottom jeans
1974: Wonder Woman premiered on ABC
1987: Les Miserables opened on Broadway.
1989: Physicist Tim Berners-Lee first proposed developing a system for
distributing information via computers, which became the World Wide Web.
2002: Homeland security chief Tom Ridge unveiled a color-coded system for
terror warnings.
2003: Elizabeth Smart was reunited with her family nine months after she was
abducted from her home.
2008: New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned after it was discovered he was a
client of a prostitution ring.
2009: Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty to pulling off a massive Wall Street swindle
Birthday Partiers:
actress Barbara Feldon (Get Smart, Fitzwilly) 73
actress Liza Minnelli (Cabaret, Arrested Development, The Sterile Cuckoo) 68
singer James Taylor 66
porn star Ron Jeremy 61
actor Aaron Eckhart (The Dark Knight, Love Happens, The Rum Diary) 46