CHAPTER 17-3 ENGLAND Listening Strategies ► Today, notes are required! ► Make sure that you paraphrase the slides! Do NOT write it down word for word. ► Use at least 2 of the “Reading Strategies” from the front board. Put them next to your notes. KINGS VS PARLIAMENT JAMES I DISSOLVED PARLIAMENT HE CLAIMED “DIVINE RIGHT” AND WAS AN “ABSOLUTE MONARCH” CHARLES I WAS A JERK IMPRISONED PEOPLE WITHOUT TRIALS RAISED TAXES A LOT FORCED TO SIGN THE PETITION OF RIGHT Man Jokes Q. How do men get exercise at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners? A. So men can understand them. PETITION OF RIGHT KING COULDN’T JAIL PEOPLE WITHOUT REASON KING COULDN’T RAISE TAXES WITHOUT PARLIAMENT’S CONSENT HE IGNORED THE PETITION ENGLISH CIVIL WAR CHARLES FOLLOWERS WERE THE CAVALIERS PARLIAMENTS FOLLOWERS WERE THE ROUNDHEADS ROUNDHEADS WERE LED BY OLIVER CROMWELL Another Roundhead?! Woman Joke There were two women, and they had just came from a store. The woman that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!" THE WAR AT FIRST THE CAVALIERS WERE WINNING, BUT EVENTUALLY THE ROUNDHEADS WON! KILLING THE KING • PARLIAMENT PUT CHARLES ON TRIAL FOR BEING A TRAITOR AND TYRANT. • THEY CUT OFF HIS HEAD • CHARLES I WAS THE 1ST MONARCH EXECUTED BY HIS OWN PEOPLE. CROMWELL • OLIVER CROMWELL TOOK OVER WITH PARLIAMENT • EVENTUALLY HE DIED • CHARLES II TOOK OVER, DUG UP CROMWELL, HUNG HIM, CUT OFF HIS HEAD, AND PUT IT ON A POLE. • THE HEAD WAS LATER FOUND IN A CHIMNEY. PURITANS • FELT CHRISTIANITY WAS CORRUPT. • NO DANCING, TAVERNS, GAMBLING. • MARRIAGE BASED ON LOVE. Love!! GLORIOUS REVOLUTION • JAMES II WAS A BAD KING • ENGLAND INVITED WILLIAM AND MARY TO TAKE OVER • NO SHOTS WERE FIRED, HENCE THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION William and Mary BILL OF RIGHTS WILLIAM AND MARY HAD TO SIGN THE BILL OF RIGHTS TRIAL BY JURY ABOLISHED EXCESSIVE FINES NO CRUEL PUNISHMENT HABEAS CORPUS—HAVE TO BE CHARGED WITH A CRIME Question Which of the Rights outlined in the English Bill of Rights was the most important? Why? Give a concrete example and be ready to discuss it. *100 words, good argument, good facts.