I’m so sick of my wife always cursing my kids! Basic Information NAME: ZEUS King of the gods/ Olympian Relationship Status Married to Hera, but I have over 115 other girlfriends. In fact I even swallowed one whole. Top Friends Tiresias Gaea The Cyclopes Hephaestus Prometheus Groups Olympians Support Group for children eaten by parents Rulers of the world Anger Management Gender: Male Hometown: A secret cave, hiding from my father Cronus so he didn’t eat me. Currently Resides: Mt. Olympus Favorite Book: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Steven R. Covey. Favorite song: “The Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks. Favorite quotation: “I go where the sound of thunder is.” Alfred M. Gray Likes: Lightning and thunder, oak trees, eagles, vomit potion About Me: I saved my siblings from my father’s stomach so I pretty much am amazing. Everyone has to do what I say or I get angry. With 140 kids, I get pretty busy especially dealing with all the human problems too. I had over 115 girlfriends and wives. I was secretly raised by nymphs on the milk of a sacred cow. My favorite daughter Athena was born out of my head. I spent ten years leading the Olympians in a battle with the Titans-and won! Yeah, I’m that cool. I’m the ruler of the gods, did I tell you that? Hello, Zeus. What are you feeling today? Hades posted on your wall. Type wall post ere. I think it’s time for my wife to return! Anytime… Top Enemies Cronus Titans Related to Hera: wife Hestia, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter and Hera: siblings Rhea and Cronus: parents Gaea and Uranus: Grandparents Most famous children: Perseus and Heracles Type wall post here. Hephaestus posted on your wall. Hey, Zeus! Thanks again for Aphrodite, but I think she hates me. Hera posted on your wall. Zeus, are you pretending to be a cloud again? You know I can see through that trick, right? You won’t get away with that again. Poseidon posted on your wall. Hey, bro! Did you see Hades up there lately? He doesn’t look too good. He is looking a little pale. Ha! Ha! Hercules posted on your wall. Hey Dad, could you tell your wife, Hera, to back off? She’s making my life and the twelve labors a little difficult to complete. Cronus posted on your wall. I will destroy you and the Olympians! Danae posted on your wall. Sorry to bother you, Zeus, but your son, my son…our son, Perseus, could use some help fighting Medusa. Please send something to aid him. Gaea posted on your wall. Zues, darling, thank your for freeing my children, the Cyclopes. You’re a hero.