FRIENDS : SEASON 10 EPISODE 12
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“Oh, it’s my wedding planner. She’s driving me crazy !
Hello. OK. Stop screaming ! OK. So, halibut. Alright ! Salmon, either way. I don’t…It doesn’t matter to me.”
“Well, it matters to me !”
“I don’t care so you pick.”
“Did you just hang up on me? Look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800.”
“OK. What time is that?”
“You don’t know military time?”
“I must have been in missile training the day they taught.
“Just substract 12.”
“Ok, so 1800 minus 12 is 1788”.
“Six o’clock ! Hold on. Yeah ? Geller here. No I said it has to be there by 4.00. Goodbye. How hard is it to make an ice
sculpture?”
“Ice sculpture. That sounds really fancy. I told you, I just want a simple wedding.”
“Please honey. Leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. OK, I was thinking that
the harpist should wear white.”
“What harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.”
“Oh, she backed out.”
“She did? Why?”
“I made her. Steel drums don’t really say ‘elegant wedding’. Nor does Marjorie’s overwhelming scent. “
“Hey ! She will shower when Tibet is free !”