Hello, hello, hello.
- Where's the cat?
The cat is in the tree.
Where am I? - You are
in Station Road.
Where's Station Road?
- In Egganham.
What am I doing in Egganham?
Who am I?
- I'm asking the questions.
Who are you? What are
you doing in Egganham?
What am I doing in Egganham?
Morning.
- Morning.
Looks like rain again.
- Yeh, I think you're right.
Good morning.
- Good morning, vicar.
Beautiful morning.
- Yeah, lovely.
Nice warm rain.
Good morning, Mrs. Brown.
How are you this morning?
Very well, thank you.
I'm waiting for the bus
to Birmingham.
Aren't we all?
Nice morning, vicar.
- It is, it is.
It's a lovely morning.
Bit cold.
Yes, a little cold.
And windy.
- Windy?
Yes.
Is it raining?
Maybe.
Ah, here's the bus now.
After you, Mrs. Brown.
- No, vicar. I'm not first.
Eric's before me. - I'm first
and this gentleman is second.
But Mrs. Brown must be
before me. I must be fourth.
Stop! Back!
Number one. You're
first. On the bus!
Number two. You're
second. On the bus.
Number three...
Hello, Mrs. Brown.
How's your daughter?
Very well, thank you.
- You've got a lovely daughter.
You're third. No you're not.
You're first. You're number one.
Ay, you two. Off off!
Where are you going?
- I'm going to Birmingham.
You're fifth. One, two, three,
four, five. Fifth! All right?
No, not all right.
- Why not?
I'm the driver.
All right, Brian?
What you're drinking?
- Thank you, Colin.
The usual, please.
All right, Jules?
- The usual, professor A?
Are you sitting with
your brother? - Yes.
Is it raining?
That's an interesting
question.
It isn't raining in here.
But is it raining outside?
How can we now?
You go out and it's raining.
That is it's raining outside.
But is it raining inside?
You come in
and it isn't raining.
So it isn't raining inside.
But outside...
The answer to your question
is yes and no.
Or no and yes.
Or both.
Your hair's wet.
A pint of special and a small
sweet cherry. There you go.
Thank you, Jules.
Cheers.
Have you got an umbrella?
- Well, yes and no.
Here you are. A nice cup
of tea. Do you take sugar?
I can't remember.
I don't know. What's he doing?
Having a cup of tea.
Do you know this man?
Hello, Mr. O and Mrs. O.
- Hello, Jules.
Hello, Eric. Hello, Sharon.
- It's a lovely day.
Isn't it raining?
- Yes, but only outside.
What are you having?
- A pint of lager, please.
A pint of lager.
And for you, Mrs. O? - Just
a small slim-line tonic.
There you go.
- Lovely.
This is me. I've got the ball.
And look.
I'm wearing my new boots.
And it's raining.
And I'm running so fast.
And I'm falling arse over tit.
Language, Eric.
- Pardon my French.
This is me at the seaside.
It's raining.
This is me eating
an ice cream by the sea.
This is me swimming
in the sea.
This is Eric and he's
wearing his new boots.