CH IUSTMAS. a1/.! rllryJ.s li'e cra!.u?b ry!' IA:r rlr-Jel! ntjf'! JZ.. ,,,,,/// wn.S rlae;/ tut:rl 1}t ...1/;m/ mul ~jf'l.· ~ sl/wrtflottS Jt-;;nce sleu!J,/16111 ,f-;;en /e. i'ef?.d'I-- Cfj1;{;,J fZ6ull f'ml .slolr.Jt mrtJJ ~ -df6rli cm11ld.s s.f:?,e:- //., rlr-;f.s dleal /,~red .drul!{uJ dJ!tt-1 d/ ,;mnMiat!'stj&,· fflf" d,fr,ne pt!.d' 6J;fe /,tj/'k;/ sla1J rl.?u~ jb tflir£1-- lttd.d'- ttllrlltjtfl. ydam _Pad mul w,f."le/ ~ Jovelujm· .rg/lrrl, ri-. s._/e,._/?d'f' ,'74"1, ::;/l~,,~.s 1-f'e wMirlwt"/J:lrwr / G;/h.,cc @?at ami ~A/.1 ~ul, ,,e/~ttl st'luffle, ..;)tlu~l.tf e4 jial lo j"/f?AI.· "£f!~.; ri't"li"~f:JjtmiJ E,/(;; 11(./ ~it l.d'rd JettiJ ~~(lll tfortsl ~,1-otuel_( ~tl drtutbl 1-:iuts ~e,,ltf~ rlluul,f-cturl lo d1111k. //., jij Jr.ut!'wt"IJ' .fr,¥/'J'~J'I, lit>k••. sd'r"tle~uly-1... ~~~~~ aa~, ~ e$ ~j;{f.l - THE NO'H~IAL POIXTER. IN MEMORIAM MAX S. GOWE LL. Max: Oowcll entered the Normal School in tho fall or 1800 and t'(!maln•d two lull yenrs, taking hi• elementary certificate In June 1901. His previous proJmration had been made in the common schools, from which ho held a diploma; but that which fitted him best lor his ~·ork in the 1'\ormal, nnd for his • ·ork as teacher "'as his earnest stu· dent·splrlt combined with t. certain maturity of thourtn. and action. Bls was the clean, cheerful, courteous demeanor which marked the rcntlcman in every relation or life. After graduation, Mr. Co~·ell ta\lgh~ fo r two years; aml then for the last two years of his lite was for<:cd to gi \'O up his chosen work to engngo in the baiLie with that enemy of mankind- tuberculosis. Ono who knew Mr. Gowell ean easll~· Imagine his patient, seil·contained opirlt In this grim stn~ggle; and his friends know, better than any eulogy can tell, bow much of wcll·dlrecled energy and tolling inH@Qce for good tho world lost when t.t lo.st he succumbed to bls late. HIs memory lo an inJiuence ~·bleb we should sorely miss II tb.a t too should be lost, disease which had i>roveci lntal to h ct· husbuud. claimed her oJso a~ l~s \•lcthn. ) \ftcr Rtwcrnl months or pnticnL suffering, her hcnrt cru&hcd u.t the though• or leaving her child, sho too passed through the shtulowy gates. Mrs. Shaffer was n "'oman or quiet, unBs~mmlt.g manners, and the subtle influence o r her grnetous life Is still with us, 1>er1·odlng ou" lives like tho fragrance or some svn..-'(!t Hower. Tho home she left lost a devoted mother, " faithful, loving daughter, a thotlul, atlcctionatc sister; the church a co·"·orker and friend; the city n womanly womon; and wo n conwculo tried and true. Ono morning in August 1003, a tow dn.ys before tbu t.crm opened, a young man walked lnt.o tho Prcsldont.'s omcc. to make ara·angerncnts to enter tho Not·mnl School at Steveno Point. His dcllnlto statement of wba~ he wished to do, his modcs~y in ost.lmatl ng his attalnmaots, and hts evldenl. ,..lllingnc.ss noll even earnest. destre to enter the classes he wss prepared tor whbouL reference to their grade o" his age, his lra.nk but l'ery brief statement of previous occupation, an combined to MilS. MABEL S HAPPE ll . make a favorable Impression that was neve; f'rom amid our school circle one has fallen •t cht.nged. llfR. LAIIS NELSON came to tho school the Ilea per's approoeh and been gathered Into tho with a serious i>urposo and high ideals, from sheaves needed lor the Lord of Paradise. which henevcrwt..~ered. His st"ong tloslro lor"" In the early ho~ trlllning of Mrs. ShalfP.r • ·ero education was the outgrowth of his oWn cxpcri· lnlJ)lanted those tterllng qualities, whleh.later In ence, as a boy on tho farm, a soldier, a g-uard In life, onabled her to enduro with fortitude tbostress tho service of the Sta te at Waupun . . His and strain of sickness and bereavement.. WtLJS u. IJnechat·aeter; earnest, manly, courAgeous ShoMiy t.fter marriage her husband was threat· loyal, and despising anything low or mean. Rls enocl with consumption, and •·ith her baby and lnOuenoo In the sehool was alwa)'» on the aide or - !"othel' the)~soogbt a IV estern clriiilile,1•oplngto right and worthy conduct. When In tho Sl)rlnl( avert tlt<>tragcdy seemingly so near. Ruman of IOOU he wa.-unnb~akootltheuiseasethot akl11, howtwer. availed not;, and with a he&\'.)' seemctl toOOmaking rap1dprogress,hewcnthomo heaM lifo was laced one•·· to the farm with tho hope of recovery. But this Seek log to Ot herself for future usefulnns.s, she wa$ not lO be, and to Aug-ust last tbat dread dis· entered the Normal taking up the Domestic Science ~..,.,, tubereulo~, claimed a• one moro victim, Course, and workoc.l wttb zeal and fahbfulne.ss ou;:-Ngh:,!!.!l.l)tlcd,- sincere, nohlo friend · ont.l fello•·- , till tho Sprlnc quarter of 1005. Thea tbe d~~Lars Nelson. "'? THE N0RM1\L V0INTER. Vol. XI. Stevens Point, Wis., December IS, 1905. C HIU STMAS IU!MII'II SCEI'fCES. h was ltte In the D;ber Hfternoon antl th(' room had boon very quiet except for the ticking or the cloc.lc. A low fll"C burned In thr tll'tUe, and everything glowed whh the Uull r("tl thAt the afwr· noon suo sen&. to at the we.1t wiodow.c, Suddenlr, Ral~rt·s mandolin lyln~r on thhofa solll1 to Itself then loudly whl<pertd tO tbe old melodlan In the next corntr: " lam almost dead froml~>ugblo~rat that foolish cloek. There tho sun has been gnlnl( riKht In It• tiU~rtd raoo so earnestly the whole afternoon, ontl tho ollly thing ha• been trying 10 hl~c It• hl~r !aL-e behind those two black band• .' ' " \\.ell, ll seems to me there Ia no call for many remarb from you," rauled the old melodlaa. '·Br the time rou b ..e lived In tbls hou<e AI long u tbe ~loek and I bave r ou will leam to kno• wbtn your opinion Is wanted. •• ·•There, there,'' calmly licked tho clock. u The aun and 1 were merely talking over the old time8 . You were not here when t can1oe,'' con· tlnued the cluck ao I~ glaoced at the anclodlan. ' 'l •·an remember the day well althOUf.:h It was oearlr tor11 ye-ars ago. Grandmother, who.was young a nd vrour then, wu so pleated when grand· fatlk.r brouabl- bo-. For, whtn l >tood In the wlodow down at the elocksmlth's,shewouldi(<Otlr pull graodfalher up 10 the wlodow whenever th<>.r pusecl, and· ah~ would point ouL all my l(ood qualltlu while grandfather stood by ooHI •mlled. \'ou may bo 8Urc I was not. su rprleed when n fow dar• ~lore Chrlotmas grandfather caane Into the shop and I wao put In a IODI<' box and carried up lw-re. And I ba"Ye atoOcl bere ever aiDCe. '' " \Veil I remembe-r Lbe erst t ime I t\'fr saw rou," oald tbe melodian. No.3. H[ e~~nle! at Chrl&tmat, too. They Aent nlf' down from the city. t could"'" stand such u journ~y now. My poor baek would surely gh•e out. lluL I •·a~ youn~ the n a1ul thot. you "·ere drttul· fully SUIJ<'rlor , and I wo• often frightened at the glan~ .. sou would l!tOinedme:! ea.st. at me. u "\'eo•, ye--.. '' ~J•Iied the ~lock. ".\nd lhtlc did I like you atftrst. Sueh!<'rrlble ooi3C:J •~ you UWil c.o make when lHu Ruth ftrat began to prootiC<'. I could noL hear my~CII talk, sornctlllltll. llut. you lmJ>roved. ' 1 At this 1>0lnt the old arm chair •poke up creakinl(: "Ye,., an'-1 I can re1nembcr how quickly you two beeame lrlendo. When grandmother would ~nd Ruth In to praetl~ ohe always kept one oro on the ~lock. Anti the melodlan would ~g the ~loek to hurry up and geL to that last half ho ur. Of course the <lock lcnew It would be 10 hi• aohan· tage lO hurry and was oe,•e.r sorry to reae:h thb last few mlnut.e'J. '' " I alway8 tho\ 1 got. my rboumatllm aL tbat time, " re1>lled th• onclodian. "My rl~eht l)('{lal ne -.·e r t11d we11 after that 8eCOnd year. n "<:hrlsttnat wao& always an eventful clay In our fa mily," calmly continued the clock wbo had not beard tbe la•t bit of conversation. '·It wu on Chrlslmu day that Mls:tN"ca R uth .-as married anti ..-enL 10 lt.elty to live . PoT re.ar!l' "he came home 6\'ery Chrb tma.t brlnu-tug Halbert and rtuel whh her ." "0 yes, ann '" wasn't. long before Fla7.c1 wna large enouah \0 thu~np rny poor key8 woroa.o than loer moth•r ever did. But, dear child, II it Ia an1 comfon to her, let her thump away," replied t he melodlan. "But 1a.n C'l1rl"tmas wu tbe saddeet o f a11," continued th~ eloek. " I will never forl(et Lhnlook 4 THE NOR~IA I . POI~TER. oo graodla!Mor'o lace wbeo tbey got word thai lll•tre.J Ruth would oever spend anOiber Cbriil· ma• here. Uut be and graodmotber both tried 10 be bra,•e for lhe ebtldreos' sake, and it. was a real comfort 10 tbem when their lather sent them here \0 live. I Will artad, too, tor it ga,·e me new cour· ago, bul I often fool h going from me. I suppose wo ll'Uilall glve up tooner or Jater." The room ••• quite dark now. Tha clock licked totter' and the tire burned lower, while the man· doli a loll tho solemnhy of the occa•ioo. " HOW I MISSED IT.•• 4 Chrlsrau Srory. " h ,. wa• a sumptuou-' Cbristma.s Diooer and all h s &J)punenanott; therefore my emotion• u a IUW!en rear old representath·e of the stronger H.% 1 whh a dltgracelullrlargoo appetite, may better be Imagined than detcrlbed. I wu alwayo hunvry. Am yel. I was hunrry six days In tbe week and absolul<lly voraclou• on Sunday. Uut about Chrlstnuu 18 where I u8ed to get. in my fancy work 11 tho table. I bel(an to stint myself about Dcoombor 20 In order 10 have a (>rcsenlable appe· lite on the 26\h. I u....ru.-cul ou1 my deuert In order 10 bo able 10 contract lor more plum pud· dlug on the day of the great feasting. I bad paOli')' reYOriH by da1 &ad dlolrading d"'amo by olgbl. Used 10 dream about a plump pair of plum pud· dln11 dancing a cak.,.walk on the loot of m1 bed 10 mu1lc lurol•hed by a braoe olturkeydrumfllcb wblcb operated on IDY collar box •• an orcbeilral platform, while the turkey. mlnu• tbe drumslicko, wiLh a cranbe.rr1 tare. under eaeh wing, and a huge pi- o f delicious celery in his beak, boat lime with hlo tall. All Interludes in the perform· a nee were 81led by raoet between mince and pumpkin pl.. wblcb ulWHI a d)•b otmacaronLandcla• a Olarting point and a platter of turkey dreu· log lor the home alrelcb . The track was wet by Ja .. coif.. and owoet elder and le~ In by cream cake with poou of red and wbite candy dropo. The mince pie ln..riably g011wo olenr1 three beau. Often In m1 alumbera would a dish of oyo otew I rot nlmbl7 up and down w head board o f mr bed, •topped at each end by a bowl of routed c.rac.ken. One night twenty dozen doughnut~ bad a ahAm haule, and uted rapid 8re l(Uno conotructed o f Chrl~tmai candles and using red sugar fo r prim· lng I>Owder. These guns hurled seveni.Cen thou•· and o f kernels of I)OJX:Orn pcr...mlnutc, am) In my •xoltell hnol(lnMion· they were all lralned on rny l•pinr orran ol masticalion, ye'- In my avidity I !)rayed lhatthey might increa•e their Ore. The 1aone nlghl alter lbe battle, 1wenl1-two blackberry dumplln• played a game nl llugby football whh a hard boiled egg. llhOI the)' had lime out too often and called for too rnuc.h cream, 10 I ate both team• and made the egg toueh·down. I merely mf:n&lon a mode!t feature or two o f my dream• In order 10 convey aotne ollghl Ide'"'(_• to the U«!nl o l my appetite. AI late J.ould have It, we lived jull len mile• from the line between New York and Ve"!IOOI. ~ly Uncle fliram lived aboul the sa01e distanoo on the Vc11nont oido. Juol boloro Chrlotmo• I went IO vl8il Uncle Biram. He alway• eulogixed my at>pelhe whenever be could. Ho told nil hlo neighbors that tha&. u Netfy o' bls'n would eat llewed carpel Iacko, whh shingle nail puddln fer detertll be wu• hungr1," When Uncle Biram aaw how I was •••log my appetite he waa rendered opeechle... Alia<~, ftnally, •~eotually the great da1 came, but with h tan>e an lnten.oe, lontlable longing lor home and mother and that turkey gobbler l had led eight lln>eO per day lor ten onontb•. About nine o'clock I couldn't otand ltaoy longer. 1 to'd my aunt oo. She Slopped in lhe (>roparallon ul bur Cltrlllm.. dinner and ga..,d al me In unfeigned aatont.~hment. Uus. I me.anl bualne»i. Tbllt awCul clamoring of heart and o10maeh muot be stilled, and the .......,. of home was the onl)'"eul\!. There ••• no train ; no wagont • were paulng at that hour; 10 I (IOI out 'I~ middle of the road, braced mr le..t and started lor 1\ew York. VIJIODO of lUgar plumJ and lurke1 aobblera the ~"'-•hblo UMI. Manlullr I olrunled on. u&. an hour after I ataned a snow at.onn an.ed, and the anow 11onn go&. lhere ftrt&.. It lllOWed to hard that I couldn't even tee turkey TIH: KORMAI~ drumslic.ks. Cranberry torts and apple jelly laded away In my troubled vision, usurped by the unsaintly snow Shinn. I was angry enough to consign the •·hole outfit to a climate where snow never falls; but it was ChristmaR 1 so 1 didn't. l lo•loll recollection or the time or day, bulplung<!cl on knowing that & blg Cbristma~ dinner awaited me at. the other end-tr l C\'er got. there! Ah! at. las""~: Sow dear to my heart. was the glint of the familiar •·eat he-r cock thn1 the soo"' flakes : h was my p& 's barn: ! J was nearing home. Oh! how my heart. throbbed •• I tboi or thal dloner lor which I bacl starved lor a week. Dlnoer! Such a flood o f Christmas memories about. edibles surged o'·er my excited brain that I nearly succumbecl. My breath came in short. gaRps as my mind dwelt Or'\ J)lum pudding, and wben I thol or oyster stew my knees tn!mbled. Bul colleeling myself in order to be able to do ju~tlce to the enonnous dinner my good mother had pn!pa n!d, I dashed up to the house at nn awful burst or speed, thre~· open the dining room door and emitted one unp....,.dented yell or pure joy at the slghl o r the lengthened table and its burden or dishes. But the yell died on my lips as I too k In the awfulness o r the situation. As I stood there wet, tired and bungry,- star\•ed • lor a week that I might do justice to that very dinner, the bu11der o f many joyous air castles of appetite on tha&. one e'•ent, the mon enthusiastic devotee of a Christmas dinner tha&. e\•er erossed the Une between New York and Vermont, Imagine my grief and sorrow as 1 witnessed the last of that turkey dreuing ''aotsh down the capacious throat or my well led sin!. I saw h ,- 1 stagg<)n!d,-1 !ell. Allaot I bad a dream when! tho turk6y, the tart• and tho pudding v.·ere ab&en~, and In my vague consc·lotBnfl"~ f bcJield an enormous s·t omach, yards and yards in length and nearly twcnly feet high and I knew, Instinctively, that It belonged to me. Then I saw myself trying to dll It with a meager spoon full o f turkey dres~Jlng, all that reo malned to me o f my Chrlslmat dinner. A M ODE RI'f CHRI STMAS. Parson wu as koowin' a mortal as l ever see. P OI KTBH. It was the second Sunday after Thanksglvln' an' tho parson had stopped fer dinner. While Mary Ann "'· as clearln' the " festal boa rd," Parson Kno•·er an' me gol> to discussln' tho permincnce of Chrismus ag an fnstit.ooshun. " 'Pea rs &o me llko them Perfeuors an' wise folks what does alllhe thinkln' an~ in,·e.ntin' that makes this old world go, would do somethln'about Cbrismus, '' sex 1. " It oortainly Is a remarkable faet that in this here age o' diSCO\'Orln' an' c hange an varyatl on an' trrelevant.-e fer the things dur fathers worsiiiJled, ao' tho .chasln' after somethln 1 new until we gh. old a huntln'. that seeh a trek-went. anni<orsary as Chrismus should jes be allowed to keep on com in' an· goln' &S regulated like as if Jtwas r un bythemeetio'·houseuloc.k. Aint. it?" "Thats on 'count o r the lmmortablltty o f Chris· tia n idees," says Parson Knower, lookin' up a&. )Jary Ann's Canary Island bird. "Men may como an' go, an' times may change,""' things may Uke a• not be aneyelaled by divine jedJiment, but tho bastle idees ol Christianity must keep o n a goln' until they've been preached to every soul on earth from Chlney toCuby, an' !rom Dan to Beershoby. Jes so with Chrls mus. l&.'s an eternal thing," &e-7. he. " Why, Brother Gorsuch, you. couldn't no more create a modern Chrlsmus t-han you could be an angel without wings !" "Yes," se1. 1; ubut c,·ery t-hing else changesoven the Good Book. Ain't you seen the revlaed versl6eatlon '!" '' Yer crazy!" sez be, geuin' up an' paein• to· wards the winder. u Don'( yor kno"· tho Biblo tHdn'L bavo nothln' to do with mak ln' Chrismusno more'n the Declamation o r lndependenoo had to do whb makln 1 tbe 4th o' July ?H 1 see b~ was gettln' sorter bet. up like a.s ho'd set th6 air on Oro with his elegance. P arson Knowe r- •llu• hau~f beln'• .:.,_. v_e;...rt'"'n"ed ""'- - - - - -1----"1- Dan Websler when be gets warmed up. "Parson, " sez £, open in' the klt.c.hen door to sorter neuterlix.e things like, 11 1 don't wan'ter throw no cold waler Into the Hreplace o r yer lmagy. naahun, bul lel me ask a question. Do you reely believe thai anything as Is existln' to-day Is as Jlood as it i ln be? Fer my part, I doubl II." Well, Paraon aeen lbe queery bad a polnl, bol TilE XO!UJAL POI~TEH. l JlOCSS he didn't Wl\n'tcr sec it, fer he looked RL not ''ery pa•ogrcssh·c. me a-.·tul hard. an' scuroru t like, no' he sez, '·Le-rn. Gorsuch, yer goin' strait to perdlshun if you don't quit yer spcclatin'! Yer jes like Thoma.s -allu~ tloubtln'. Fer 't'<r phrt, she best thing Is 10 keep thy heart wilh all dlllganc-e, aa The Book sez. '• Course I knowed he coted "rong, but l •••• pop sartin he dido 't •·aM no inftmat.ioo along hls own Hoe, ao: 1 •·asn't gotn to gh>e hlm any e'•en tho a fact o r t•·o ··~uld U\' made a. good Chrlsrnus pres· ent fer him. l tried to ch•nge the •ubject fer a him dlllt WRY 1 minnh by askln' him how much Job's Ti1rkoy weighed, but I seen that he was genln' honer u.n' hou.,r. l Oggered that he'd keep on risin' In his temperature until he'd elumb clear to the climax. I know he was allmr awful conservatory like an' coutdn ·a. be made ter see any new idees - an', Seein• is belie,•in'." "See here, Brother Kno•·er, u 1 se~, ( 1 all us called him "brother'' wben he begBn gettln' child· ish llkc), "l lll n'L after chang-In' ye&· notions. The whole of Snakeskin Township knows I~ can't be done. I jes wanted to ask ye It ye dldn'~ think some ne•• no,·elty scheme~r Chrlsmus ud make folk& take more Interest '1n'1he principal of the thing. l',·o heam said that there wouldn't be no prlnelpa1 It there wasn't no interest.'' Ye see, l knew blm mighty well, an' wa~ sure tho "suo "'Ould not. set on his wrMh, '' to uso a Ogger, for the sun altus sets Ol'Cr agln Allen'8 clearln', l never did belle•·• In tho literate trons· latin' of the Dible. Bu" you ortcr seen the Parson. He turnccl around an' took two quick, 'pulsive 8&eJ> towards me. Then be ~·lped the prespiratlon off his fane, an' be)d out bls hand an' se~. Beiu' n bochelo!' makes 1 ( SJ)()SC. '' \Ve went to mootln' the followio' Sunday whh Sam and Cornelia. Sam's our boy •·bat gradu· lated h"'Om the Academy, an' them Perfessers there knows quite n bh. On our ••ay we passed Parson Koo-.·er and the\Yidd~r Banks meanderin' peacefully up the hill towards the mootln'·house, him carr,yln' hls Bible, nn; her with h er rlttcule. He looked quite cool an' collected, bu&>-fergo~ to SBY good mornill'. "Some olcl sto1·y," scz Cornella,lookin' at. Sam sorter tender like. "Tbere's ootbln now under the sun," sox Sam. That boy allus was pious. 1NeH, tho quire sang a carrol, an' the wtddor broke down an' 'peored dreadful broke up, too ;,.._ but 1 seen she wa.sn't. \Yo wa.s all geuin' so er fidgeted like wahln' fer the lex~. Finally, the parson announced that1 ~)win' to bizne.s.s, bo would be unable 10 preocb the comln' Sunday. We all looked a~ the wldde~·, but she looked perfectly serene. "l'hls beln' Chrlsonus Sunday," S<l> he very eol· I em like, the text Is Ecclesiastes I : 9." An' then he read - "Tho thing that hath been Is the thing that shall be: ond that ••hlch Is done Is that. which shall be done; and there is nO new thing under tho sun.'' l ne,•er hecrtl a better sermon than P&r80D Knower preached thcu. Cbrismus Sunday. U surely wos SOiueLhl'1' new fer him, but. as Mar1 Ann ~altl goin 1 home, the wldder was maktn him fluhe ''progressl,•e.'' ----- O'LaiTcrty- "Eioollgan be suiTerln' wllh a hor· rlble toothachu. '' O'Leary- "Ph"'Y dun'l ho glt. lt. pOoled?" O'LaiTcrty..:"Hooll~:"o ••• that the tooth kln - - - - - - - ' - - - - - - -otond-tt;'So kin he;-begol'l.' .v ----.l..-:- ·u J put up my left hand a s if tor cheek the tears, an' winked at. Mary Ann out In the kitchen. \Ve shook hands, an' then tbo parson sat. down agln'. Purty soon be aald he'd hev to go over to tho meetln' house fer aomethln. Afterbe'd gone, Mary Ann aez, ''1-.·oodcr • •ha&.'ll be bls tex~ fer Chrlsmus Sunday. Be surel7 Teacher-"What ha~ to Lot's wifo when she looked back '! '• Small pupii- "Shc wos turned Into a pillar of salt." ~"Looked around ror a fresh wHe." C. NEWS. TilE XOIOIA I. PO l XTEH. THE N0RM1\L P01NTE R DECE~JBER 15, 1005. Published monthly by the students of the sixth State Normal School, Sae,·ens Point, \Viseonsin. Terms of 5Ab8crlptloa-Loca1 dPlh·ery i5 cents per annum, delh•ery *1.00 per annum. Single copies 10 cents. l>a~~able ln ad\'&noo. Post. Oltk.-e fo:OIT'ORIAL STAFf'. J. HOWARD 13ROW>:&, ·oo..... .... Edltor·ln·Chlef l.ht"TIX DE\'OJo:. '00 .•.. ...•...•.. Associate Editor E.o.s~' J. t:. PAT&t:. ·oo....................... Literary SAZAMA. "00..•.••..••.•• • Athletic t::dltor )J..\ftONtET ESGI4Y., '00 . ......... . ...••. t\rt. fo.A:Htor \VtLL1A.M ELLf;U, '0(1 ••••.••• ••• E:xchongo fo.Alhor FA>ITH RAR"l'Wt-:LL, ·oo......Training 'Oei>DrtmenL ALTA M. SUf!R>IA:<. ·oo ........... Aiumnl f:dltor BAROL.D (J.. )I ARTIS, '07 •.. J.o.Alitor Jolly Columns JESSIE E:o:OLE. '06 t . :\IAR\' KALJSKV. '06 f ···;··· ···· Local Editors JOHN J. \VYSOCKJ. '01 ..•.••• Business Manager RA \'BRA SURE, '06 CL.AREZ.:CK )fOitTt:Lt., , t\8-illstao&. '()!) r tluslness ~tanagers Contributions: iOIIcited. (rom alunml and students. Addres.s al1 literary material to the Bditor-in-Cbier, and all buslness cornmunlcatlons to the Business )lanager. · EDITORIAL c=•==~t8,::. l is a fast age. Tho mechanism of socleLy Is compllcatec.l. The wheels of evolution whirr Incessantly with constant acceleration. Time has always boroo the reputution of being swift In Olgbt, but the excessl\·e speed with which the modern spirit advanee.s well nigh leaves bim In the rear or tho mareh or e"ents. Record' are made one day a ad broken the ne.x·&. Time hlm..seU has surely made. 1905 • record breaker. The record ol the year Is graved upon the tablet of history. Anotber month, a re•· more swooping st rokes, &be yearly C'hrlstma~ ,Krecting, the eestaey or home, ,·acatioo's whirl, the parting, the midnight kncJJ, anll '05 is no more: The race Is almos~ done. The reluy •tancJs an gln!ed ror the dash: We'll catch the for.-ard swing and gallot>o!T •·llh 1900! No time for remtmiJraoee: Vacation is ahead! \Ve canno~ pause: Aod yet. the old year lives. J'Wvic•· the fteetest year that. •·e bave known. l'onsider. re-consider, and refteet i but rail not. at the Christmas Jo~ea st.. Mingle all wilh the genuine Christmas splril. Tho greatest. glh that. Christmas can beston· is not the glh or man. It abides within, and ..:aonot be (lresentcd- tbo splrh. or remembrance. - - - -- S AHCAS~I has •quelched its thousonds, erlLiclsm has slain Its tens of thousands, but love has won Its millions. Patriotlom~ ••·ells the bead July 4th, gratitude? distends the stomach Thank•giving Day, but ~ enlarges the heart Christmas Day-and the greatesL of these is LOVE. 8 JFE IJI a g•mo-a far grea~r game 1han foo~ball. Now lhallhe "'"""" b over and men h . .e come baek 10 look lire squarely In lhe r..,. ln<l.<'ad of !rom lht slde-Hn~c. we ,·enture a ftw words u to the relath·e merits of the two game• wllboul dl•r••raglng ellher. College oooks 10 prepare for llle. )Jen ore brough~ feoo 10 face In bailie on the jlrldlron of compethlon. 1'he "old rnan'a" coaching, tho suggestiOn.! of lta, the counsel of frlt'nd" can atd, but can not bring su~"' tn the strug· gle. The poor bo,-. who I• 10 he a sell mad~ mao, who I• ln<lhcenl save for grer mal~r and perseverance, mun ~Ice hlo place hi lhe llno-no~ lhe football II no bul lhe working n,.,. Re mull call hit o .. n 1lgnals and play lhe slar game. or aelf·rellance. Such I• actual life In college. Life meaoo lhe Jl018e8· olon of energy: energy Is C&J)aclly lor work: •uooc.. lo work aC(!()mpllsbcd. Fool ball, a< a mean• for crea,log work for lhose who cannol ftnd II else· wbe.re, u a aubstltute for life, •• a receptacle for .,uperlluou• tnergr t.s a good 1hlng, a gr~allblng: bul fool ball I• no111fe aa we nnd IL The ability loklck, to plunge, to charge and counwr charge, &.o buck tho line, run with tho bllll, or emath lntcrferem..oc on lho gridiron, 1ho analagoua 10 w•·~ In lhc mind• or •omc, Is quhc a dllfereo~ matter. The fool ball • hero Is loodlcd and feled al "lhe U." lionized by society, pholograpbed by 1he ublquhou• came" -, nourished at 1he 1ralolng lable-all against hlo will uncltrsland- lt no11ralned for llle-uoleu, whh emphulo on lhe Ia>' word, he JlleksiO football as a prole$sloo. Re may be r. Yo>l, bul lhe chanceo are o•erwhelmlngly agaloSI him. ••oothall Is meehanleat, life It qullo olherwlse; I he fonner requires ·'team work," I he taller callo for lntlluldual elfor!. Life demand• oolt-rollance, fool ball lnslsls upon dcjlendeooo. Foot ball I• nola mloltlure of life produeed and reprodueed bylhe "ork of a lralner or I he call of a coach. II lo at hesl~ubllhul<!. Take away lhe glamour and admlralloo of lbo side llnM, remo•e lbo oobola~e blea<:bers, lhe soap shou from lhe Sunday preo•; lone the band and lh<' roolers a&. home, and PLAY BALL. \Vhere! Ob! anywhere on a •aeao\ lot suri"'unded by 1kyscrapcrs, or on a baekwoodo clearing: Where would Eckle, and Vandy, and Shevlin, and young Teddy be lhen Y In lhe game? Not much: Tho liars would all send aubs. But lhls subbing scheroo won't work In life. Ills aell-evldenllhal 1be good old rame, altho bentftelal and laudlble In many re.pecu, baa no~ qui~ supplao~ lhat Olher game wherein lhe ""''" are made no~ by mlglol nor by chance, but by perslol· tnl elTon and by rlcht. L t: are ollcn reminded or lhc brevi lies of lfCnlu• when reading lho editorial column• of our Exchanges. Som<> very J>Oient power must sway lhe lllln of lhe ediiOr who auooeeds lo "reeling olf" prolix ediiOrlals ranging !rom lb...,., word• 10 all of olx linea. A long <Klhor!al ckpanmecl Is tbe beoelllog aln of aome papen, enn as long leelures are of oome P"Oi>le. W T BE world lxa glaot-lnl0riolf011on In the eye• of aome::onitao'l helpnollclnfC Ihe eyM of1l1010 people. And we need 001 lroublc ourselvea for lhe opporlunlly •I nco l~se eyco are always e•err where. "1 wonder" Is 1be an~eden1 of some knowledge, bllnlcn n~-..uarlly of all knowledge. Na1ure does ool dl•ulge her secrell 10 lbo man who merely wooden. n o mutl obMne aBd lonlllgaiO. The habll of ukl~>g quealloM ma1 or may not load 10 knowledge. Thl• lal~r fact bu been repea~ly so well demonOirated before lhe enll~ool I hal II ~~ no elaborallon. We muat, we do con feu, however, tha\ the repeated dtmO~_!lP.fton, ••hllo h bas ataytng power8 for eome, o~n makes "' wish 10 "skip," The lolalj>opdlatlon ol Wlseonoln I s -- Y THE A ~OR)JAL POI~TER. 9 1-....fJo~R all, genuine, true-heart.c<l Christmns Is no' purely u holiday atralr. It Is not temporary bu~ continuAl. Christmas marks the t'('habilltatton of tho Cltri"&lion splrh. C\'en as N'ew Years Day marks tho reformation of ideals. The Rood old·f••hloned, •·e trust not antiquated, spirit which pervades the Christ. rna~ ingle--side Jhcs in the heart. Too many transfer it to tho poeke~ book And thenoo to the stoekin~. Of course it. if' " t.rlto idcn, in thle, our eta of freo ~h·ing, that. the Chri stm• s ~plrlt is sometimes t•orruru.ed by the comml!rciallsm of our age. Ha,·c we e,·er heard of "girts" being made to poy for whal- some one j·gave'" Jatt. year? Ha,·e •·e e,•cr seen tho Jlei"SOn who ugh•es" whh lbo fMint '! hope that. he may thereby dejcr,·e something io return'! And we surely ne,•tw he:,rd of people who actually s uggCSI. tbt\t. a. "gift." would be appreoia· tct.l? ! \Ve cannot. tms"·cr these queries. Jo::nch C::4n tloohtc from his own ex1ltricnce. BE person who meets his obligations ortcn meets a lion in the way. EJo muy toil and slrug· g le and sweat to "get arou11c.1'' his obligations, but they confront him at C\!Cry turn-so doeiJ the lion. The. 111lon 11 may exist because of one's own weakness; lt. may be tbc natural resul&. of adverse eondi&ions ~ It m::~.y be the creation or certain solicitous friends whose Christmas instinct. Jimits thei r very aer,•iccnble g!rts to od,•ico instend of service; buL the fact remains that Oifficuhy shs enthroned bc(ore tho goal or ambition, that barriers of opposhiol\ obstruct the putb or effort, that privations, and even 1''&nt, persist In besto-·ing their eomQany upon us. The uuon" in tbe v.•ay is sd/. l::sJll'(:ially at Christmas lime does he become aggres•lve. The only u<JI enemy of a.ny man Is himself. nut. alo nulous times this ulf becomes a rral rnemy to the man's friends. IL Is then incum .. ben" upon the good man to slay the lion- not. for his own sake of course. T ' TRAINING DEI?ARTMENT CHRI STMAS 11'1 T H E KI I'IDEROART£1'1 . Of all holidays celebrated In the kindergarten Cbrl.otmas Is the one most app...,iated by the children. While the day seems to them a remote · occasion and befo re their thoughts are centered on Santa Claus, toys, and trees, it Js "·ell to pre· sent. the more serious side of Christmas and tell tbu&<>r10fJe•""• his birth and child hood, avoid· ing tbe purely religious a'sJll'(:rOf the story. The jollier side follows, tho delightful story of Santa Claus and his wonderful reindeer, or which the children never tire. Preparati,m,s for Chriltma.s begio sooo after Tbanlughing, and for a few weeks we all become helpers In Santa Claus's work shop. We buy and trim our own tree, decorate our room with CVCI"· and holly, und work every day o n gilts for the home people, for whom we are planning lhla grcates" even~ of the year, our Chrlsttpas party . To decorate our tree we string pop corn and cranberries, straws and rings or gold pa per. \Ve rnako gold and silver chains, baskets, a nd tiny lanterns of all colora. Our gifU are simple, s uch as can ~ eaMir made by lhe.cl•lldren~w~ take tlmo to prepare lflfts for the sick child who cann~>t c01n0 to Klnderg;rten and v.·ork wllh us. A acrap book, 1>erhaps, made from pictures contributed by the children. The day before our oelebra&lon we trim the tree. Thl• I• a grea~ occa•lon. Every chUd must. share in the work or decoration, and when a. II the presents ba~e been hung, I' Is ~Niy ~:reens TlJJo: 10 ~OHMA J, a rill trw, laden whh tho •orr< of tho children whleb bu OO.n done carefully and joyou•ly, ror parent• llnd rrlend8. ,\Iter our Chrl tUrnas program o f •ongo and storl.., the gilts are Ia ken from tho '""'· but the dec:oratlon~ a re left, 10 he aentlater whh t ho tree to some one who Is at>tto be overlooked by Santa Claoo. During all thl• preparation, the children show the true Chrlotm•• St>lrll, tbenJ Ia llule thought of aell, but o f what thor can contribute toward the happlne,. o f o thera . SIBiplo Ch rlllt ftlas Gltt. to r Kl adc f'lla r to a o r Plrst Grade, I. BRIISll BROO>I. Cut llranu o f ral!la 12 Inches long. Wind whh rallla a ring of No.3 reed II IDChe8 In diameter. Pu• the atrandt thru tho ring and laotcn by winding rallla around the stra nds ono Inch bolow rln~e. Flatten the 11rands and hold In place br aewlnJf thru and tbru 3 Inches below ring, The number o f otranda used depends on thlckneu o f rallla. Verily, verily, we soy this Is soBe coo(! In Rhetorical• Or OUl 10u mun go: (Signed ) RH&TORICAL CO>I>IM'Tr.YPray hu•en thoy keep their word. POINTEH. :.lATCH SCRATCUAA. Disk o f water color paper • lncheo In diameter tinted red o r green nnd decorated whh s pray o f holly. Pasu. a clrclo of sand pat>er at the back and tho whh red ur green rallla . A blotler can be made In much t be ••me way ullilnr water rolor pa(>er o r card·board • x 8 wllh two thicknesses o f blottl ng paper on tho back. HOLDER. U.o a 61nch squa re cut from- heavy cloth. Droadcloth from an old coat Is oxoellent lor the purJ>OS.O. Cut thl!l slmllnr to n JlllJlCr weaving mal. whh an Inch border. Weave whh bright re<! lehln11 cut ioto I loch •trips, and line with red outlnR' ftaonel. Pl(.'TilR& FRAN&. ·. Cut a card board disk G lnche• In dla"£tCr with a 2llnch opening In cooter. Wind the edge whb colored raftla, and hang by a cord o f raftla laolentd to the frame. MA llOAlt&T E. Lt:K. Mr. Wolnandy In tho Unlverl al OeogratJhy Cluo-"Thc area of Wisconsi n Is M,OOO aquare mlle-.." Mr. Pray-" Mr. \Vel nand,. bat the wronv Idea In hlo head, Miss Martin. What ohould he hove th ere~,. Mr. Vauderbllt In Geometry Class- " Thla Is the loci of a point." ):(r. Colltoa- "t..o.cus_;'' Vanderbilt'• mental querr- "Ja the gentleman trying to call mo names~" Excl* Junior In tho hall - " llo't that the ftre alarm wbfatle wblc.h 1 bear~" Calm Senior-' 'Oh-m. That's onlrlho I<'OOnd muato olata prae,leJng Itt le11on." Mlu Martin, blandly- 11 56,000 l(tuere mllea !!" Will Welnandy o•er get that 10uch there?" George E•enoon, oo knees at blackboard . Mr. Collin•, plouol~liovo Orothor t~ve r• son 11 at- his tlevotlon •.' C. OI!IOn (ulde)-"1 believe he'• • roaring alter tal ~e rod.s: '' ,.---.J- d P ehology- " Whosoever will can do 1lng he wlllt to do, but will he will II?" T ilE i\"OR~JAI , Mr. Bacon, we&-Mtr - •• l bal'e so much to do that I ha•n't u much lime u 1 would have II 1 dfdn"t have AO muc:h to do., Stransre, lsn'L h't .. POI XT EH. 11 An tltran' lran.,lallon, gh·tn by one or the brU· llaol Cicero Cia<$, reading orations agalnot Catallne: •'ll'• up to you, oh Senators, to be Johnny·on· lbe·•1>01 and gel next to whal's doing." Profe14SOr- 66 Mr. Judd, 10u 8(.-em lO ha,·e JosL your abiiiLy to hiL the mark!" Judd , despairingly - " Ever since the Junior spread J'vc mined my t\me8 I'' :l.llu Wood •till relates bow a fdl.,.. ocluol/y -nl ltomc willt ltn one nlghl u the Y. W. c. t\. convention In A(lllletoo. Wasn:l be a hero Y ----- Cbemlolrt Girl, 10 Ormsby on olght that Dona leh-"Mr.Ormsbr,wlllrou have Silrogeoacaln lO.OlOITOW~'' Ormsbr, dubloutlt - "I don't know; but I'm afraid IL'II be aii·Dijlbt•aJialo. '' Tkl•ll& Wo WOAid Llko t o See . Mlu Pray on time to her eight o'clock class. Mr. Spindler bo good In morning exerclseo. Tho m&ntbort of Ohlyc"" learn to SJMlll their name. "Those who ttL In 215*' rise LESS quietly. Tho clrla bo mo ... eognlzaoL of Sir Oliver's good qualltlu. ' W!Jteon•ln Geography beoome a mltb or blllory. The start have labels, and report movemeoll weekly. Leu thine• and mo..., bor•· Maar, maar people aeo& out or RbeLOrlcalo. Tho AoclenL History Clau on time. Mo..., duell In opening exercl... by )lisses t'ink ami Parker. Mr. Vanderbilt'• marriage ccrtiHcate. A certain Junior girl of the school who all• ahead of a COUIIIO of basoeo In chorus e•·ery morn· lng wat heard LO mutter ''Ob dear: I have such a tendeocr 10 110 whh the bo11 ! " JuniCir bo1- 11 \Vb7, Mlu 1-"'l'ee::nao, where ha.-e you been? I mlu.d JOU retterdar ?" ltlu Preeman,dnamllJ-''I'vebetn at Boston.'' Then obe blutbod. Mo~c -''\Vhat. Is rea~onlng'!" Hl•k-"1'ho ml .. lng link In tho chain of lhot." Mort0- 111"hat's why •rally hasn't round 1\.t' )Joarlc: "\Vhy Is Reid an athlete'!" Oarber-" Becau~ he always takes pan In mornlnr exercises. ' ' Co""" leL them say \\rhat'er they may or hlgh•r Education: Tho Normal Our Can·, gel oo high Tha\ we fear gravitation: SmarL Ninth Grader-" Mr. Osterbrlok, what I• 1he dlfTorenco between a loud ncektlo and a •ofl neclnlc 'f" Mr. Otll!rbrlnk, feeling o r his lle-"The diiTor· cnc..~ ~t.wt.oen your tie and mine. n u At any ra\.e," gaJped U\e rtu.u iao soldier 111 he d ..becl thru Manchuria a lew miles ahead Of the pur1ulng Japs, "this long run will eauac ua to be well &f-&.&aned. '' *"Yt•," laugMd the arm,. buft'oon, "e5pecla11y It wo continue 10 gel peppered erer1 f" mllu." -CW CAGO NZW8. Pat cut the hen's bead off and pui the chicken upon tho ftoor. II commenced LO nop around. Pal. explained the matter by saying, 11 h'• dead. BuL lL don·L reall~e it." - STOIIV. "Spell lennenLand glvo Its definition," required the aehool teachec. up e- r--m e-n- L-, fennenl, to work," responded the dlmlnutlv..,.nalden. "Now place h In a se.n~oee, so tbaL t may see that rou really unde.rataod Its meanln.c." liJn. eummer I would ralhe:r play out of doort, than fermet>l In lbe school room," retu~ lh• malden. 12 THE NOHMAL POINTER ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ I .,. ~ I ~ I ~ FOOT BALL .,.. ~ 1905 ~ I . ". . ~ GROOOV, 0RI:M 1 Mm ORlDIJCON OI..OR\" 1 1111~ AND BUOOINO AND PLUOOINO AND TUOOINO ANO SLUOOINO, . AN'D BLOCKING AND ROOKING AND SUOCKlNO AND KNOCKING, AND YUAWUNO ~ STOMBt.JNQ; AND ORUMDLlNO I ~ A SP£.-F.NDm CLUSTER. WITH KICKING A>1DTRlCKIN0 AND STICKJNO AND t.JCKINO ; ~ AND "l'U)IUWNO ~ AND ~ TOEN Q...s8JNO AND DASHING AND CRASHING, ~ ~ INTKRYF.RINO AND JEERING AND CHEERIN0 1 ~ ~ ,t'.. ~ ~ .._ uSTARS" THAT SHONE WITH DRlLLIANT LUSTlU: :\lrNOt.t:O I -~ ~·· ~ ~.. w ••• . ;\NJ) STARRfNG AND JARRING AND BARRING, • ~ AND t'ALLINO AND SPRAWUNO AND CRAWLING; M.ID BUCKING AND DUCKlNO, AND BOLDl"NG AND SCOLDING, AND STRAINING AND 0AINJN0, AND MASSL~O AND PASSL"'JO i \V Hlto"l PONTI '0, AND GRUNTlNO, AND RO,A RING MADE SCORING! \. TH E NORM AL POINTER. 18 LeeALS Profcillor Santoni spent Friday November 2~, In Madison anentllng the convention of Blatory teacher•. Henry Jaat ta<l of lola, spent several days wltb bla brolber Fenllnand, returolog boiD6 Monday No•ember 16. • Bannab BruMtad Is now seere1ar1 of tl1etchool Oratorical Auoclallon. She occupies the onlce formerly held by Dona Brownell. MI.. Den•morc open~ Thanksgiving week with Mlu Reltler In St. Louts, :MI.. Orady was In Superior, and Mls• Flak visited at her home lo :Milwaukee. Ethel Coye •lslted during the w..,k of November 16, ID Chicago and Council 8lu11'1. MI.. Ellen Hammond bas been elected -retarr o r lhe State Oratorical Association lo ftll the vacancy created by the withdrawal of Ellen HolTman. Mr. Talbert look the Bacteriology Clau 10 the brewery No••ember 1\1, lor the purpose of seeing lbe action of yeast Ia the making of beer. , Oo Thurodar and Friday, November !3 and :!4, J oho Karoopp,CountrSuperlnteodent of Schools, <lslted the acbool. Be was Ia 10•n preparlog for theCountrCon•entloa which took placo Satunlay. Fonner studenu I"IHDterlng the ochool this quarter are: John Morse, Leslie Dennen, J. Oel· rner, John Moftln, Marjorie Dalley, and ~·t orenoo Pneutrer. • t:J< Su.,.rlatendeot tmery, State Dairy and Food Commlulooer, lectul"f'<l before the achool about Food Adulteration, November !2.. He broutrbt with blm and showed us his P.llblbll o r adulteN· ted loodt. The lnw.ren .which be takeJ Ia this subject promiiH!I 10 have lbe deolred errect on food manufacturers. Mlu Pray read us a •·ery lntereollntr article November 7, whlel> set lortb wbal the Cl>lnese think o f ua. We bad alway• thourl" that tbey looked up 10 us fo r oew Idees, but we found we were •ery mueb ml.st.akeo. The Oblyesa had a Pow Wow, Friday evenln~e November 10 1 In the gymnasium. All eamc In Indian tollume &nd tho customary t>alnl and feathero. The evening was spent In gh•lng yella aod songs. The moot pleasing feature wa • the so~ag, u ~1 Llnle Klekapoo, u by .MI•• Ser•en wbic:b wao acted out by six glrlo. Prore..orTalbert took us with him on a journey 10 sunny Ita ly. Tho chief clllu tbru which we pa..ed were Vonloo, ~·Iorence and n ome. In Venice we saw •orne ot the romaotlo old 1•alacct. We rode upon tile canal by moonllgbl where the Oltlllneu .... broken only by the dip or the oar and the soug of tbe gondolier. At Florence we were attracted b." the famous art galleries. We explored the ruloo at nome, aod •lslted old St. Petero. The ntlneu and grandeur of the calbe· dral was never 10 atroogly impressed upon us befo re. The lollowlntr ore tho omcora elected by tho literary aocletles for thla quarter:Ail&.~A-P,...Ident, ~rargaret:Morse; Vlcet>rea· Treasurer, Nellie ident, Bannah Orunstad : Moetebler; Cor,...pondlng Secretary, Mamie Ames. 0 HIYII8A- Preoldenl, P.dllb Bu rr ; VIce P,...l. dent, Blanche :Ileana: Secretary, Je..le En11l1; Treasurer, Katherine Potts; Planlal-, Claudine Elalveroon; Dlrcc10rol Muoio, P.dhh Se•·• on. ATHENAKUM - President, Marlon Risk; VIce President, Clarenco Mortell ; Secretary, Leslie Bcnneu; Tre... urer. Willis Bo110n : Seargeatat-arml, J obo Wyauc:ltl . Foal!M -PrMidt>OI, Harold Cul•er ; Vl<'f Pre•· !dent, Ouy Pierce; Secretary, L. Da•la: T ...u. ure.r, A. Vaod.e rblll; lackiach. , ~ The children of the Kindergarten ~ra• e a Thanksglvlnr parly to their parent•. Aller ol nf(· inr aong• appropriate 10 the oeason, and playing games, pop com, apple s auce and wafen prepared by the child,.,., were wved. A large jl&therlng • . . prt':WDt.