NAO-Nigerian Art Online
By Mr White And Mr Black
Prologue(0)
A huge ass castle made of steel and stone floating up in the air like a pair of jordans on a five foot ten basketball player jumping to make his dunk. This is what all the world was and still is. It took a whole bunch of niggers one month to run around the place, the diameter of the base was about 10 kilometers wide. to put that in perspective that is enough to fit everyone in my hood who lives in Detroit(I no longer live in Detroit though). well above us was 100 floors going straight upwards like a police warning shot, shot in the air(if you're white). it’s size was truly unbelievable and was nearly impossible to guess how much data it held up but if i did have to guess it’s not as much as kim kardashian behind in {Jpeg} format because that behind can hold a­lot​
of data. Inside this palace looking ghetto were some really large cities along with many towns and villages that would be incredibly difficult to keep a count off. there were also forests you could explore but at your own risk and long green meadows with flowers that use up all of the RGB colours in hex format and that even include my favourite colour {#33 00 00} which is burnt umber. The way this world works is by exploring dungeons and defeating monsters that are in a large amount of numbers. so when you go around into these deep caves it is good to have either a high level or a guild of some sort as most people have a guild but there are some players that venture alone but are at high levels so they are fine. when you defeat many monsters and get lost plenty of times in this at times labyrinth you eventually find a door the size of 100 rap albums stacked together. Inside this huge door you fight a monster that is far stronger than the monsters you have previously fought and this monster has a far more advanced algorithm than the normal monster and they only get worse from the first to the last. Even though the game isn't officially out till another 24 hours i know this because i played the Beta. Before i tell you about the experience of the Full game and my two years of absolute isolation to the real world i will tell you about my experience with the beta so i can introduce you to a couple of people. Prologue-Haiku
It will be fun now 5 But later on it is bad 7 Just you wait and see 5 Start (1)
“Hey kirito, I have to go to school” I say with a sad expression on my face to emphasize the fact i don't want to leave this fake real world. “Ohh yeah you live in England don’t you, yeah i forgot the timezones are different cos I finished school a while ago”. “Yeah but atleast we can play together later on because it will be the afternoon for me and night time for you right so you can play all night long and i can play till dinner then you normally go to sleep and i keep playing then the cycle starts all over again.” “Yeah” he says with a reassuring smile. me and kirito have been friends in the beta since we fought together in level 28 and won, we realised we not only fought well together but we were at the same level and we both like the same things inside and outside of this world. he didn't play with many people so he didn't have a dedicated guild while i had a dedicated guild but wanted someone who was on the same level as me so it is good i found kirito because I can fight with someone on par with myself while he hangs around with me and my friends and so far we are all have great fun with great banter. I proceed to log out and enter the reality i hate and find unsatisfying. i quickly grab a bite of some of the leftover southern fried chicken my mother cooked up last nite and eat that on my way to school which is only a 20 minute walk i arrive at school at 8:22am. one of the perks of living so close is that i can squeeze in more time on SAO which is my true reality. My friends of this real world are already in form class awaiting for the teacher to arrive and marks us in for the day.DeShawn, Andre, Josh, Demetrius, Connor, Callum, Daquan and Brad. I’m kind of confused as to why Brad is talking to them since he is the most popular guy in the high school.”Hey Cuthbert” everyone says but not in sync. i reply with a “hey” back to them and then ask them what they are talking about. Brad starts talking quite enthusiastically about SAO “Alright guys we all know SAO is coming out in a couple of hours and that the Beta was opened to mainly Japan and only a small portion of the western countries”. we all reply with a not so enthusiastic “Yeah”.“Well” Brad continues “You know how Cuthbert got the Beta for you guys and my other friends, well he did it again the little oreo”. “Hey i’m not white on the inside i’m black on the inside like a bourbon” Cuthbert protested. “No Cuthbert you're not you are trapped in the closet accept that you're not only in denial you're gay but in denial that you're white as well” Josh said. Cuthbert was beat so he said the only thing he could say a terrible comeback that made even the king of cringe cringe “Well your mother is like a closet i open her up whenever i want, yeah.. loser.. and…. i shall bed here tonight.”. Josh replied “Shut the fuck up you ugly cunt bucket” even though i've know this kid for a long time i still have no idea whether he is really angry or just joking oh well i would ask him but i can't be bothered right now.”You niggas better shut your trap otherwise ima turn off your lights” DeShawn exclaimed. Brad continued his story “So as i said Cuthbert managed to talk to the creator of SAO since they are related and said that he is able to get westerners to join the full game, and we get to play with the Japanese, Cuthbert you explain the technical things”. “Okay so you remember that we got the Beta right and that it is exactly the same as the japanese beta except it used a language engine to translate everything they said to english and everything we said the japanese well he said that there are some minor bugs and i mean minor i've seen the source code and saw it run and it work perfectly fine the bug is only if you have a strong accent so DeShawn learn proper english and not your Gangster English please because you had the most trouble with the language engine although it has improved a lot these past week but will only be in the big update.”. “Mahh Nigga screw you i speak proper english but the hood version nigga”. DeShawn wasn't very pleased with the criticism. Connor asked why it is being released in japan only and not worldwide or at least english speaking countries “Well the reason is that the nerve gear is new piece of technology and it is being released in other countries just not as much as Japan i only got these because i related to the creator of the nerve gear and i thought he would only give me one bit he gave me enough for everyone of you guys but that means we are the only people in england to beta test it which is eight of us and nine of brad's friends, which is nothing compared to Japan's 10,000 or so”. Cullum joined the conversation “Yeah it's nice and all but i still want to know how you forgot to give me my nerve gear for over a month”. “Hey I may of forgotten but at least you Got one like i said only 18 people get to test it in England and that 18 is us so calm down besides i gave you a discount for your trouble just be thankful you're not the lowest level like Deshawn is because he is always 3 levels lower than us even you are at a higher level than him”. “Nigga it ain't my fault i’m always at a low level i just get distracted by all the honeys in the games both rpc’s (Real Player Characters) and npc’s (Non Player Characters) ”. “You do realise some of those ​
honeys ​
could be 40 year old fat men with beards” Connor said mockingly. “You know little con con is right Deshawn” andre said backing Connor up. Okay guys let's get serious mr Kayab said he wants us to log in before 8:30 am sort of time the latest 9 am otherwise we won't be able to log in after that and use accounts from that time alright, also the official game starts around 4am”. “Why the fuck is it so early Cuthbert” josh says and is not very happy at all with the times. “Because the servers open up at 1pm in japan and is expected to peak at around 5 to 5:30 pm area, so you have to get your place in the server since they don't know how much it will hold because the game is demanding then they will try and add more slots for more people” connor answered josh's question. “Thanks connor and remember that everyone just log in before 9am which is 5pm in japan’s time zone” The day ends and now the waiting begins and i’m so happy it's a friday today because in a couple of hours I Daquan and friends will enter the real fake world that is my reality world. {From this point onwards is where the illusion becomes my reality for a very long time and the story will be told from many different points of views and not only mine Cuthbert so i can finally say the two magic words to start this epic saga} ?We could tell the story that is going on in every character's eyes so instead of following Cuthbert we can see what Andre, DeShawn, Josh, Brad, Connor, Callum and Daquan Start­Haiku Saying link start now 5 Will have bad repercussions 7 This is their new life 5