VIEWS ABOUT ADOLESCENTS Enjoy the following quotations of other people’s views about adolescents and parents: “Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.” -- Carol Burnett, The Phil Donahue Show (1986) “You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s thirteen, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment’s peace.” -- Jill Eichenberry “Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.” -- Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981) “All any grownup expects of an adolescent is that he act like an adult and be satisfied to be treated like a child.” -- John Gran, St. Paul Dispatch (1957) “Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.” -- Rebecca Richards “A teacher’s constant task is to take a roomful of live wires and see to it that they’re grounded.” -- E. C. McKenzie “Adolescence is like cactus.” -- AnaŃ—s Nin “At fourteen, you don’t need sickness or death for tragedy.” -- Jessamyn West, Cress Delahanty (1953) “. . . Thoughtless ingratitude is the armour of the young; without it, how would they ever get through life? . . . Without the protection of surliness and levity, all children would be crushed by the past—the past of others, loaded onto their shoulders. Selfishness is their saving grace.” -- Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (2000) “The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.” -- Raymond Duncan [Apt/3u/WTWAdolescentsQuotations/SHOWS FOR PARENTS: SUPPORTING & MOTIVATING YOUR TEEN] Tim’s shows for parents & teens – Website: www.timwesthead.com Email: tim@timwesthead.com