Social Ministry (Velma Wittlinger) Christ Lutheran Church Duncannon, PA Church web address: http://clcduncannon.org/index.shtml News Letter March 2012 Members on our committee are; Peg Ryan Council Liaison, Sandy Hoover, Norma Jones, Pat Wachter, Gail Smith, Joanne Speis and Velma Wittlinger, chairman. We welcome anyone who would like to be part of our ministry. Our mission Statement is: To provide the congregation of Christ Lutheran Church with ways to serve the needs of our neighbors and to encourage each member of the church to participate in this service. Food Bank Heavenly Father, thank you for Your grace. Your forgiveness is SO good that we struggle with believing it at times. Thank You for rescuing us from ourselves and giving us Your Holy Spirit. Your love is better than life. As we grow deeper in love with Him Who first loved us, may the Holy Spirit increase our faith, may our Savior, Jesus Christ, hear our adoration and thanksgiving, and may God grant that our worship and fellowship overflow with joy that will never end! People to hold in prayer: Betsy Karlik, Edgar Herr, Ruth Rice, Madelyn Hoover, Jacob Liddick, Corey Stuckey, Ritter Gamble, Bob Larish, Frank Snyder, Jr., Jeanne Lewis, Briellie Kelly, Christine Ribulla, Alberta Rogers, Nancy Moore, Allison Speck, Sara Jane Hickoff, Jennifer Dominini, Jeff Eckerd, Katie Halderman, Jim and Karin Shumaker, Tom Daub, George Miller, Mary Joyce Miller, Blake Auxt, Geraldine Owen, Hannah Benyou, Shirley Bucher, A.E. Balsbaugh, Anna Wiest, Jack Smith, Christine Seay, Louise Preston, Jesse Reed, Randy Huss, Mike Smith, Daisy Rohrer, Jane Salay, Larry Nestor, Harvey Ebersole, Helen Huss, Betty Williams, Dottie Deiter, Linda Burger, Ron Little, Delores Lowe, Rachel Lesh, Bo Kresge, Jean Tota, Ron Hoffmn, Hunter Hazzard, Vaughn Schlachter, Trevor, Dillon and the family of Lillian Kistler.. Perry County food bank items for the month of March are snacks. Crackers, cookies, pop corn, instant tea, soda, jello and pudding mix. This helps out needy people in Perry County. Place items in the hall way of the education wing. Join Hands The third Sunday of each month there will be an envelope in the pews for Join Hands. This helps needy people in Perry County. Our Church has contacted them several times for help for the people in our community. Mutzy Money We are continuing to sell Mutzy Money, see Cindy Brookhart downstairs during the coffee hour. We receive 5% of what we sell to fund our programs. We now need to contact Cindy and pay for it when we order it. Also, we are still collecting used cell phones. There is a container in the education area by the bulletin board for them. If you have a friend who needs to dispose of an old phone, maybe they will donate it to us. We cannot send the extra items, just the phone. We earn money for what we recycle, they also pay for the shipping of them. This keeps these phones out of the waste dumps. We also are collecting old ink cartridges. I take them to Staples and use the money to buy paper for the copier. are due by March 25. WELCA This month’s WELCA meeting will be held Monday March 12 at 7:00. All women are invited to attend. Lenten Services Lenten Services are scheduled Wednesday evenings at 6:30 through April 4th. Soup and bread will be served prior to this service at 5:45. Relay For Life This years ACS Relay For Life in June 15th and 16th at the Susquenita High School Track from Noon to Noon. Our church has a team and if you would like to participate see Terry Kuhn or Sue Masser or you can sign up on line at www.relayforlife.org/pasouthperry. The Benefit Auction this year is April 13th so if you can help in the kitchen, be a runner or donate items of food or items to auction that would be appreciated. We will have sign up sheets for food items or contact Terry Kuhn or Marian Hoffman. The Relay receives a percent of all sales on the following Hoss's dates so have lunch or dinner and help raise money for Cancer at the same time. HOSS'S DATES March 11th April 8th May 20th June 10th Easter Lilies To order Easter Lilies, contact Sally Fiscus. Each pot is $10. Orders Indian Mobile Mission News Valentine cards and a box containing a Valentine gift were sent to Ardell Toadachine, our sponsored Navajo Indian boy. Monies were donated to buy Ardell a gift for Valentine's Day. While we, Bev and Jake Reifsnyder, were in Hawaii we bought some educational books on Whales and Dolphins. Ardell is very interested in sea animals. A Dolphin shirt and beach towel with Dolphins were also bought for Ardell. Thank You everyone for signing the card and donating money for Ardell's gift. We stopped in Scottsdale, Arizona, on our way back to PA, and planned to see Sylvia Webb, We, unfortunately, didn't see her because Snowflake and the reservation area were experiencing some snowy weather that week. Also, Sylvia was having some serious eye problems, and was having surgery. I, Bev, talked to her several times and she continues to thank us at Christ Lutheran for all we do for Ardell and Indian Mobile Mission. She says the indians are just so thankful for everything she takes to them. Sylvia also asks that we continue to pray for them. 2012 Calendar A 2012 calendar has been placed on the bulletin board in the educational building. Please place all meeting dates, social events dates, any other services,or happenings at Christ Lutheran on the calendar. __________________________ Thank You A thank you to my Church family for your prayers, phone calls, cards, food, and visits during the recent illness and death of my husband Bob. We have a great caring and wonderful Church family. I thank God for all of you. Velma Wittlinger Nursery Service Nursery service is provided during the 10 AM worship service for infants and preschool children only. Children who are in the first grade and over are asked to attend the worship service in the sanctuary. The nursery is staffed by an adult volunteer. Nursery Volunteers Needed Nursery service is provided for pre-school children during the Sunday worship service. The Nursery is staffed by an adult volunteer. A few more volunteers are needed. We especially need a volunteer for the 10AM Easter service on April 8. If you would like to provide nursery service on Easter Sunday, or you would like to be placed on the Nursery volunteer Schedule, please contact Bev Reifsnyder. ____________________________ Memorial Award Open to seniors @ Susquenita enrolled in a post-secondary program in the fall. Consideration given but not limited to an education major. Please apply through the guidance office. Recipes Italian Crescent Casserole 1 lb ground beef, cooked, drained 1 cup basil and garlic tomato pasta sauce (from 16-oz jar) 1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated crescent dinner rolls 1 1/2 cups shredded Italian cheese blend (6 oz) 1/4 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1 In 10-inch skillet, brown hamburger, drain grease and pasta sauce. Simmer over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally. Separate dough into 8 triangles. Place dough in ungreased 9-inch glass pie plate in spoke pattern, with narrow tips overlapping rim of plate about 3 inches. Press dough in side and bottom to form crust; sprinkle with 1 cup of the cheese. Spoon meat mixture evenly over cheese. Bring tips of dough over filling to meet in center; do not overlap. Sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup cheese and the basil. 3 Bake at 375°F 15 to 20 minutes. 100 points to get into Heaven A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in." "Okay" the man says, "I attended church every Sunday." "That's good, says St. Peter, " that's worth two points" "Two points?" he says. "Well, I gave 10% of all my earnings to the church." "Well, let's see," answers Peter, "that's worth another 2 points. Did you do anything else?" "Two points? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans." "Fantastic, that's certainly worth a point, " he says. done. As the officer cuffed the man, he asked the burglar, " Why did you stop you burgling? All the old lady did was yell a Bible verse at you." " Bible verse?" replied the crook. " She said she had an axe and two .38s!" Two Men Died and Went to Heaven "Hmmm...," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart." "That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!" "THREE POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!" "Come on in!" Man takes possessions with him A man is laying on his death bed. He wants to take all his possessions with him. So he tells his wife and relatives to place all his possessions on the roof, telling them he would grab them on the way to heaven. The man dies. A few days later his wife and relatives see that his possessions are still on the roof. “I knew we should have put his stuff in the basement.” says his wife. Caught in the Acts Sister Deena had just returned home from Sunday evening service when she was startled by a burglar. With great biblical authority she yelled, " stop! Acts 2: 38, which implies " Turn from your sin" The theif stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy. "I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply. "Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone. After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!" Newsletter articles or information Contact Betty Minarich at 582-2281 or email at sbminarich@embarqmail.com.