Central Intelligence Agency
Office of the Director
TOP SECRET
Subject: Pearl Prynne and the Moon Landing
4/23/74
The Kennedy investigation of mine has further enticed me
into delving into the murky shadows of Pearl Prynne’s doings in
America in the 20th century. Again, I turned over rocks that
should never have been turned over. I opened Pandora ’s Box.
But this time, the box was the size of the moon.
The sheep of America have been herded into believing that
Neil Armstrong landed on the moon on July 20, 1969 by the
popular media and government propaganda. This, as I found out,
is false. Yes, we did land on the moon, but Neil Armstrong was
just a face to represent the new frontiers of exploration.
Armstrong was not the one who stepped foot onto the dusty
surface of the Earth’s moon.
What, you may ask, spurred me to believe this? A week ago,
while watching the documentary Woodstock I saw Michael Lang
standing next to someone quite recognizable. My body froze and
the air became still. I was staring into the face of Neil
Armstrong on the projector. Naturally, I began to do more
research and found that Michael Lang had been with someone
referred to as “Mr. Armstrong” on July 18 of 1969. In New York
the 18th and on the moon the 20th? I don’t think so. I realize
there maybe more than one Mr. Armstrong’s in America but it was
definitely Neil that was in the video of Woodstock and therefore
it was Neil that was most likely the referred to “Mr. Armstrong”
that Michael Lang was with on the 18th.
If Neil was on Earth, then who was in Space? Pearl Prynne
was the obvious answer. Once I present you with the information
I have, there will be no doubt in your mind that this was, in
fact, Pearl Prynne. My one piece of evidence that renders my
side of the argument as incontrovertible is the picture attached
to this document. If you look closely at the picture of what is
supposed to be “Neil Armstrong,” you will see a giant Red “A”
(which was such a prominent image affiliated with both Pearl and
her mother Hester and always worn by them) on the space suit.
Case Closed. Pearl Prynne was on the moon and Neil
Armstrong parties with Rock Stars.
Winston Prynne
C.I.A. Director