“Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice delivered on May 27, 2007 at the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church I remember Lynn Thomas Strauss, a former minister of this church, once telling the congregation, “Some folks say that the Unitarian Universalist Church is a lot like a granola bar. Once you separate the fruits from the flakes all you have left are the nuts.” I think it is fair to say she did not feel that this statement was a compliment and I concur with her opinion. And yet, the story I am about to tell you this morning about myself will do nothing to dispel the stereotype. When I was a teenage summer camp counselor at Camp Ocoee my friend Steve Bartoo and I would take over the camp office in much the same way that 60’s student radicals used to take over the dean’s office. There we had access to a campus-wide public address system that we utilized to our strategic advantage. We announced over the loud speakers that echoed throughout the camp, “We have taken control of the office and unless you meet our demands we will tell a bad joke every two minutes. ” Everyone knew we meant business. They knew that Steve and I had a copy of an old and battered book published God-knows-when called 1001 Jokes. You would think based on the law of averages that a book that contained 1001 jokes would periodically contain a really good one. You would be wrong. The best one in the batch was this one, “Q: What did the hat say to the hat rack? A: Stay here I am going on a head. ” Friends, its all down hill from here. More typical was this one “Q: What is big and yellow and swims the seven seas? A: Moby Banana” Needless, to say we had the whole camp in the palm of our hands. We could demand whatever we wanted and people would want to give it to us. Our voices coming over the loud speakers might say, “We demand a couple of ice cold Cokes,” and lo they would arrive. We could say, “We demand that someone go to our cabins and make up our beds” and the deed would be done. The possibilities were endless. The power. THE POWER. Of course, we always did these office-takeovers during the clear light of day. Because any camp counselor will tell you (it is a well established fact) that at a certain hour of the night something very strange happens to the human psyche. At a certain hour “Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice after dark when people are growing a little bit tired something disturbing happens; these jokes can become funny! During the clear light of day reason prevails. Good standards are upheld. However, once the sun sets and the evening has settled and the kids and counselors are sitting around the campfire and the music of the cicadas is in the air, someone will tell a joke of this caliber and for reasons that do not make sense to the rational mind the night will erupt in wild laughter. I’ve noticed a similar phenomenon with Monty Python movies at our youth group lock-ins here at the church. My theory is that Monty Python movies are designed to be watched at 1 to 2 o’clock in the morning. During the day they are funny enough. At 1 or 2 they become transcendently funny. They open up new humor pathways in the brain. They rise to the status of a humor epiphany with a kind of revelatory power (although the next morning it is not clear to anyone what was revealed.) But somehow you feel like you have traveled to whole new spiritual level of life. This is because there are times when human beings have an experience of inebriation or drunkenness that is not connected to the contents of any bottle. There are moments when we feel giddy, easily amused, filled with an inexplicable joy for living. We have easy access to our emotions. We feel love on a whole new level without the aid of chemical additives or addictive substances. My friend Kirk Neely who is a Baptist minister once summed up everything he learned in his Baptist Sunday School in a simple rhyme, “Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t chew and don’t date those who do. ” And yet he would tell you from the pulpit that these strict prohibitions do not rule out the possibility of feeling intoxicated. The apostle Paul wrote in his letter to the Ephesians, “Do not get drunk with wine…but be filled with the Spirit.” In the New Testament in the book of Acts we learn that the apostles had a spiritual experience on the day of Pentecost that was meaningful to them and all who shared it with them. However, to the detached observer it appeared like they were inebriated. And that is the way it is with such experiences. To outside observers it “Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice appears like lunacy. To those inside the experience it is life itself; a joyful and transforming experience. Earlier I shared with you the old joke about the Unitarian Universalist church being like a granola bar; a collection of fruits, flakes and nuts. This is a statement that can be insulting. For some the word fruit means someone just a bit different; a little odd. For others it is a pejorative term for gay and lesbian people, an insult. However, in the Bible the word fruit has a whole other meaning entirely. For instance, the apostle Paul wrote, “the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.” For this reason, when someone throws me the line about Unitarian Universalists being like granola bar I will often reply, “Well, you know what the scriptures says, ‘by their fruits you shall know them.’ ” (Think about it. There are layers of meaning in that reply. ) We live in a cynical age. If you go into your office on Monday morning or even into your home telling everyone how you feel love, joy and peace, they might ask you the question, “What have you been smoking?” To feel these kinds of feelings without chemical additives is unexpected and even countercultural. And yet it is this experience that is at the heart of spirituality. The apostles are not the only ones to have ever had such intoxicating experiences. The poets of many different ages and many different religious traditions have tried to capture such moments in words. The poet Emily Dickinson wrote, I taste a liquor never brewed, From tankards scooped in pearl; Not all the vats upon the Rhine Yield such an alcohol! Inebriate of air am I, And debauchee of dew, Reeling, through endless summer days, From inns of molten blue. When landlords turn the drunken bee Out of the foxglove's door, “Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice When butterflies renounce their drams, I shall but drink the more! Till seraphs swing their snowy hats, And saints to windows run, To see the little tippler Leaning against the sun! Emily Dickinson describes a common experience. The other day I was leaving this church building with Tom Innes. It was a beautiful day with bright sunshine and a light cool breeze, leaves rustling and flowers blooming and Tom turned to me and said, “Kind of makes you feel drunk doesn’t it.” A sentiment Emily Dickinson would have understood. The Muslim religion has a very strict prohibition against consuming alcohol and yet, when the Sufi poet Rumi attempted to describe spiritual experience he said it was like the sensation of being drunk. “Garden drunk, meadow drunk, rose drunk …Dust drunk, water drunk, wind drunk, fire drunk.” I would add bad joke drunk; intoxicated by life itself. It is an experience of divine intoxication. Of course, there is a social justice component to this experience of divine intoxication. In the 19th century when women started demanding equality in society and in the church many people thought they were nuts, flakes and fruits. Women were not supposed to speak in public and especially not in the church. But the women would quote back to their critics the story of Pentecost, where the apostles had a spiritual experience where many people thought they were drunk, and this experience made them cry out as did the Hebrew prophet Joel, “God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams. Even on my servents, both men and women, I will pour out my Spirit in those days and they will prophesy. ” Equality is intoxicating. A deep inward conviction in social justice is intoxicating. Others have had these kinds of experiences in Nature. If you grew up in the 1970’s like I did you will remember folk singer John Denver singing about that Colorado “Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice Rocky Mountain high. He said, “I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky (sounds a little bit like Pentecost here. ) You can talk to God and listen to the casual reply. Rocky Mountain high. ” My sister Shannon heard that song, packed her bags and moved to Colorado. I’m sure that’s not the only reason she moved but it was one of them. I think it does illustrate how much we crave the experience of divine intoxication. As for myself, when I grew up I packed my bags and moved to the Tennessee mountains, the land of blue green hills where I went to summer camp every summer as a child. As an adult I spend much of my free time hiking in the Smoky Mountains and the Cumberlands, a different altitude from John Denver but perhaps sharing the same experience The poet Charles Pierre-Baudelaire once wrote, You must always be intoxicated. That sums it all up… But on what? Wine, poetry, virtue, as you please. But never be sober. Of course, poetry and virtue may be safer paths to this experience than wine or other chemicals. In my first career out of college I served as substance abuse counselor to teenagers who were in recovery from alcohol or drug addiction. My observation was many of these young people did not know how to tap into experiences of joy without the aid of chemicals. They had never experienced that late night laugh around the campfire. They had never been inebriated on air and dew or the beauty of the mountains. An important part of the recovery process is rediscovering this innate capacity in all of us for joy, peace and happiness. Fortunately, giving up addictive substances does not mean giving up the experience of intoxication. The other weekend I went to see the rock group Cake on UT campus, which is a dry campus, at least according to the policy manual. At some point the lead singer of the band mentioned the fact that it was a dry campus and he said, “but remember music releases endorphins and they can’t take that away from you. ” He then went on to say a few uncharitable things about overbearing authority figures but his point was made. Music itself is intoxicating. “Divine Intoxication” A Sermon by Reverend Chris Buice It may be for this reason that Anand Malik, a member of this church who died this past year, once converted his garage into a disco where he hosted vegetarian dance parties. He also had a painting on the wall with the quote, “Without music, life would be a mistake. ” This may also be why music is such an important part of church life. This may be why on Sunday morning we sing the hymn written by Beethoven, “Ode to Joy” a piece of music that was written when Beethoven was losing his hearing; a tragic loss for anyone especially a musician. We sing this piece of music he wrote when he had every right to be irritable, cranky and bitter but instead he composed a hymn of joy. In this hymn we hear a sentiment captured by the poet Wendell Berry who once wrote, “Be joyful though you have considered all the facts” There is a story in the New Testament, in the Gospel According to John, about Jesus performing a miracle at a wedding in Cana. He turned the water into wine. The biblical literalists will of course, take this story at face value and feel no need to look for any hidden message in it. No need to probe the story for any allegorical or metaphorical or mythical interpretation. However, there is a part of me (the liberal/skeptical part of me) that wonders what really happened at that wedding in ancient times that could have spurred such a spectacular story. And it may be stretching the boundaries of biblical interpretation to their absolute limit, perhaps breaking them entirely, when I say there is a part of me that wonders speculatively whether that wedding so long ago had arrived at that point in the evening when the sun is down, the stars are out, and the sound of night creatures is in the air and at some strategic moment the young rabbi, the carpenter from Nazareth, reached into his robe and pulled out an old, dusty volume of 1001 Jokes and the audience went wild. For I can tell you from personal experience there are times when laughter turns the water into wine. Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church 2931 Kingston Pike Knoxville, Tennessee 37919 (865) 523-4176 February 13, 2016 We invite you to continue your religious/spiritual journey within our congregation which affirms many paths and covenants to a free search for truth and meaning.