Proposal for Falling Down At Your Door
1st Leg
Number
of
Miles
Walked
2nd Leg
0
Source: The Proclaimers
500
1000
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Purpose of visit (% showing interest)
%
100
80
Work
60
Fun
40
20
0
Boys
Girls
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Source: C Lauper
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Things Meatloaf Would Do For Love
Anything
That
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Is it worth calling Ghostbusters ?
Something
strange in your
neighbourhood?
Yes
Call Ghostbusters !
No
Something weird
that doesn’t look
good?
Yes
No
Invisible man
sleeping in your
bed ?
Yes
No
Yes
Are you all
alone?
No
Had a dose of a
freaky ghost ?
Proceed as normal
Yes
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% of Lunar Surface Seen
(Sample: Those reaching too high, too far, too soon)
Whole
Some
None
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Source: The Waterboys
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Achievements & Goals
Achieved so far :
Future Goals & Steps :
• Come a long long way together
• Through hard times
• And Good
• Celebrate you baby
• Praise you like I should
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Source: F. B. Slim
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Mortality Rates & Causes: Radio Broadcast Sector
%
100
80
Probable
cause of Star
death
60
40
20
0
Guns
Blues
Video
Drugs
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Instructions for Passing on
Information within the Business
Model
•
•
•
•
Invoices – Pass on to ‘Bought Ledger’
Contracts – Pass on to ‘Legal’
Purchase Orders – Pass on to ‘Accounts’
The Dutchie – Pass on ‘The Left Hand Side’
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Dating Questionnaire
Yes
Prince would like to kiss you
Are you beautiful ?
No
Are you
experienced ?
Yes
No
Are you rich ?
Yes
No
Are you cool ?
Yes
No
Yes
Are you a
Sagittarius
No
© Paul Copperwaite
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Potential reduction in quality of
blackness over time - Visage
Direction of fade
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