parent ten children who are
well-behaved angels or parent
one child who is totally out of control?
be completely bald or covered
from head to toe with hair?
wear clown makeup every day
for a year or wear a tutu
every day for a year?
suffer from spontaneous shouting
or unpredictable farting spells?
always talk in rhymes or
sing instead of speak?
lick the bottom of your shoe
or eat your boogers?
have a pig nose or a monkey face?
drink all your food from a baby
bottle or wear visible diapers for
the rest of your life?
eat eggs that feel slimy or
eggs that smell rotten?
swim in a pool of jello or jump
into a pool of packing peanuts?
wear body spray that smells
like stinky armpits or smelly farts?
have a shaved head or
hair down to your feet?
.ORG
hop like a kangaroo everyday,
or walk as slow as a tortoise?
TO MY