Ligma, not to be confused with (Smegma) is a fairly recently discovered men targeted
disease. Ligma unlike many other pathogens does not prey on the old or middle-aged
humans but instead rather targets the young, this age group ranges from 9-30 years old.
Due to the fact that Ligma is a relatively new disease there is not much known about it,
though doctors all over the world have several theories on its cause. The most prevailing
and also the cause accepted by the WHO is that Ligma is caused by the exposure to
Fortnite. Backed up by the fact that many if not most people who has been exposed to
Fortnite will develop some strand of Ligma.
Symptoms: The early symptoms of Ligma begins like testicular cancer, starting in the
testicles it begins as a itched. If untreated for the next few weeks Ligma will then start
affecting the hair pigmentation turning the hair blue or green although other colours
might also appear such as red. Then further symptoms will develop such as having an
insatiable urge to play Fortnite and bully children, the finally stages then occur 3-4 months
after the initial stages of the first symptoms where the victim will now become a full time
Fortnite streamer or youtuber. At this point most agree that it is already too late and death
is inevitable.
It is also commonly believed that the symptoms and effects of Ligma can be increased by
asking: “whats Ligma”.
History: As mentioned above Ligma is a very new disease so not much is known about it, all
we know right about its history with its patient zero “Richard Tyler Blevins” recently
passing away despite of several top doctors from the United States.
Ligma has also started a global pandemic outbreak infected, already killing 2000 people in
Europe.
Treatment and cure: Currently there is no confirmed cure for Ligma disease but the WHO
has announced several treatments, the official treatment is to just stop playing Fortnite and
stop asking what Ligma is. However several alternative treatment has been suggested. In
the Peoples Republic of China, Russia and India “Gamer Girl pee” is said to be cure to
Ligma but its effect is only varying, official from these three countries say that if all else fail
euthanasia will be required.
References and sources:
Ligma and its symptoms World Health Organisation/Ligma