Prude Pick-Pocket
To pick a pocket, a person
Would have to get awfully close
To the posterior of another person
Or at least invade the personal space
Of said person in some preposterous way…
An “accidental” bumping of shoulders in passing
And the perfectly subtle brushing of pants or purse.
But the perfect subtlety of picking pockets must needs be
Practiced first. And what precautions are put in place during
that period of preparation, to prevent unprofessional pick pocketers’
hands from grazing improper places on another person’s person? My
pocket book says pick pocketing probably would be profitable personally…
But the prude in me screams “Impossible! Please Don’t Pick That Person’s Pocket!”