Hey, Dad. Ah.., What’re you doing?

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Hey, Dad.
Ah.., What’re you doing?
Holly. You remember that Japanese restaurant, Katsu, in
the_______1________, with the tempura that you love ?
We’re going there for dinner?
No, we’re moving to Japan.
No, not again. We are not moving again, dad.
Holly, what does this _______2________to be such a big deal?
I am so tired of having my entire world uprooted every time you get a
promotion.
I know, sweetheart, but…
Listen, ______3_______I go with nana?
Your grandmother? She’s a terrible influence.
I mean, come on, she doesn’t use that stuff for glaucoma.
Holly, please, let me pack.
I’ve got a 6:00 a.m.________4________.
We’re moving tomorrow morning?
No, I’m just going for a week to get set up. And I’ve gotta call your sister.
_______5_________you can stay there until I get back.
No…Yes, it’s perfect.
I can go live in the city with Valerie. She just got rid of her roommate.
Yes, and she’s very excited about living alone. Plus, she works crazy hours.
She’s…she’s got her boyfriend.
It’s not ______6________she has to watch me constantly. I am more
mature now.
Yu, gross, underpants.
If Val says yes, then why not?
Well…
All right, I’ll…I’ll talk to Val.
No, let me do it. You are not ______7________a salesman.
Have you seen my plague?
Yes, and the picture of the plague.
Okay. All right. Okay.
You talk to Val.
Thank you, Daddy.
Oh, that must be my plane tickets.
Hey, what’s my bra doing_______8_________?
Hello, not my bra.
………
Hey, Val, I got the futon set up for Holly, if you wanna to get some sheets.
Or just keep smiling at the chair because that doesn’t ______9_______
me at all.
I’m sorry. I just can’t believe Roberta’s finally gone.
Not a trace. Noting _____10______of her but that hideous director’s
chair and that weird stink of hers.
Come here, Jeff. You gotta smell this. Come on, sniff it. Sniff it.
No, I better not. I gotta drive home later.
Remember how she would just sit in that chair for hours
______11_______her depressing black clothes and hating pop culture?
I am Roberta. Spielberg sucks.
God, film students ruin everything.
Do you know what_____12_________, Jeff?
I can use up all the hot water.
I can open up the curtains and let the sunlight in.
I can read my People magazine ______13________in the open.
Gary, help me out.
Oh, sure.
………
What are you doing?
Oh, I am just playing a little game. It’s called: gets killed by the elevator
_______14_______Gary does nothing.
Help me. Anything for the cause.
Hey, you know. I don’t want you moving to Japan.
Have you seen their trees? They’re like yay big.
Okay, I have six days to prove to Val that I would be the most amazing
roommate on the planet.
Why don’t you just ask if you can move in?
She’s psyched to have the place all to herself.
So before I even_____15________, I have gotta kiss a whole new level of
butt.
Why don’t you just let me talk to her/
Why would I do that?
Because you know she’s got a bad _____16_______of the Garys.
That’s weird. Because she thinks your name’s Glen.
Hey. Hey, Bug.
Hey.
Wow, your hair looks awesome. What’d you do_______17________?
I brushed it.
With what? A magic brush?
Yeah, it’s like each strand was combed by an angel.
Thanks.
Hey, you sticking around. We are gonna go downstairs and get something
to eat later.
No, thanks, I have to________18_______. To the gym.
Today is upper body.
Oh, ______19_______ on a sec.
Since you’re going down, would you mind getting rid of that for me?
You, you’re giving me a chair…like, like a present?
Okay, sure. I will sit on this as soon as I get home.
Wow, your place looks amazing. Wait.
There’s something different.
I think that picture used to be on that table.
Yeah, actually I liked it better _______20_________was.
Oh, you have an eye. One tiny move and you open up the whole room.
Yeah, it’s like a cathedral in here now.
I don’t know. If I have time and money, I’d love to feng sui this whole
place.
Feng sui? That band you were so into?
No, that was Wang Chung.
I wasn’t into them.
Hey, Val, it’s cool.
You know, I totally used to be into the Black Crowes. Oh, wait a minute.
They weren’t lame.
Feng sui is a Chinese interior design philosophy.
Okay, that is fascinating. You, you are fascinating.
What a life you’ve lived.
It’s fascinating.
I should unpack.
Ah, the room is little again.
…………
Listen, I’m putting together a major press event on Sunday for that
skateboarder guy. Tony Hawk. Wanna go?
Yeah, I wanna go. Can I meet him? Can I get free stuff? I love free stuff.
He’s promoting his new cologne.
Tony. Smell like a Hawk.
Oh, my god.
That is so my favorite- smelling bird.
No way. Lisa Lillien.
The fashion designer? Oh, my God. She was the hit of Milan.
Her new spring line is shaking things up all across Europe.
1. east village
2. to be
3. what if
4. flight
5. rid of
6. like
7. that great
8. under here
9. scare me
10.left
11.wearing
12.this means
13.right out
14.while
15.bring it up
16.case
17.to it
18.get going
19.hang on
20.where it
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