What happened to you? We were rollerblading in Central Park.

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What happened to you?
We were rollerblading in Central Park.
He was _________1___________girls, lost control and skated into a pretzel cart.
FYI, soft pretzels, not so soft.
I’m gonna go get_________2___________.
So, what’d you do all day?
Oh, not a lot.
__________3__________doing nothing. Waiting for you.
What?
Spa day.
Oh, my god. We were supposed to spend the day together at the spa.
Val, I totally forgot.
And yet, on any ________4__________day, you can remember which department
store is giving away a free Clinique Bonus.
Hey, where were you going?
I can’t. The fighting.
We’re not fighting.
Yeah, but your voice is _________5__________the danger tone.
Stay here. Be brave.
Look, I just thought, we’ve barely seen each other since you moved in. I was looking
forward to spending some time with you.
What? There was no tone.
I think it’s the _______6________before the tone.
Look, why don’t we just go tomorrow?
Because tomorrow I am ______7________here all day, waiting for the phone guy to
install your new line.
That’s right. Can you make sure I get________8___________?
Okay, prepare for the tone.
No, no, no, wait. Why don’t you two go to the spa tomorrow? I’ll wait here for the
phone guy.
That’s perfect. How does that sound?
I’ll see if I can get________9___________. The lady was not very happy with me
when I cancelled at the last minute.
Her “Have a nice day,” I just don’t think she_________10___________.
Can you call them on the way to dinner? We’re already late.
See you later.
Thank you so much.
I’m just glad the _______11__________is over.
Wait, you’re going to the spa tomorrow?
Yeah.
I ________12_________you were going to the record store to get your picture with
NSYNC .
Oh, my god, that’s tomorrow?
Gary, why didn’t you say something before?
Why didn’t you say something before you let me plow into that pretzel cart?
Because that was funny.
Look, just tell Val you’ll do the spa ______13_________some other time.
No, I don’t want her to think I’m flaking out on her again.
Plus, I wanna go. We’ll have a great time.
So forget about the picture.
No, I can’t.
Listen, we’ve been taking pictures ______14_________celebs ever since we saw
Carrot Top come out of Bed Bath and Beyond.
Look, I have a picture with every member of NSYNC except for JC.
Well, he is the elusive one.
Wait a second. The spa and the record store are four blocks_______15________,
right?
So?
If I time it________16__________, I can sneak out, get my picture taken with JC and
be back before Val even knows I left. That works.
I guess.
Hey, is that you and Noah Wyle?
Yeah, and I was this close to George Clooney, but he freaked out.
Well, how come?
Because I was this close to George Clooney.
……….
Hi.
How may I help you today?
Oh, we have reservations for the all-day paradise_______17___________.
Val and Holly Tyler.
Oh, yes, you cancelled yesterday. At the last minute.
It was all my fault. I was Rollerblading with a friend and I totally forgot about it.
Oh, so it wasn’t an emergency _______18_________told on the phone? By you.
You are fun.
Is this _________19__________the paradise package?
Excuse me.
That was rude.
Pardon?
The whispering. It was obviously about us.
So?
So if you’ve got a problem with us, then just say it. Holly.
Like, if I had a problem with you, I wouldn’t whisper it. I’d just say: “Hey, Val, what’s
_________20___________Attitude-y?
You could’ve whispered it.
What’s up, Jeff?
Holly isn’t here. She’s still at the spa.
Oh, I know. But I got a monster project _______21________tomorrow and my
computer crashed.
You mind if I use this?
It doesn’t work.
I tried logging on a while ago, I couldn’t even get my e-mail.
You’ve got mail.
How’d you do that?
Well, did you disable the_________22_________?
Disable? You mean like cut it?
No, no, but don’t feel bad. I _______23__________with this stuff.
A lot of people your age have problems with the technology.
My age? Dude, I am only 10 years older than you.
Oh, you mean like a decade.
But ________24__________of “dude,” though.
So you think I’m old?
No, sir.
Okay, you may be younger than me, but I am still in better
__________25_________than you are.
Oh, you thinks so?
Yeah, I do.
Well, I’ll tell you what.
Let’s go down the block, _______26________a little one-on-one.
I can’t. I gotta wait here for the phone guy.
Okay, well, maybe tomorrow.
You know, because I got plenty of time.
Do you?
Okay, that’s it.
______27_________to join the club?
What club?
The gun club.
Count it. One, two, go.
Yeah.
All right,________28_________. I am left-handed.
Oh, fine. We’ll go lefty then.
Set?
Yap.
Yeah, yeah, what do you think about that, baby? Yeah.
Okay, okay, wait a second.
It’s a_______29_________. This proves nothing.
We’ll have to settle this another way.
All right, how?
Okay.
Having a serious moment?
Oh, my god, your second toe is bigger than your big toe.
It is not.
It looks like the _______30_________of a whole new foot.
Oh, I’m sorry. There is no food allowed in the treatment area.
Oh, sorry. Here you go.
_______31___________.
Your massage room is ready.
Great.
Hey, Val.
I was thinking I may _____32________my massage.
Why?
Just not into the whole being-rubbed-by-a-stranger thing. You know, I get enough of
that on the subway.
Okay, I thought we are gonna do everything together, so we could talk.
Well, we will. I’ll get a mud bath and you’ll get a massage and when
we__________33___________, we’ll have twice as much to talk about.
Well, okay.
Your freaky toe getting in the way?
1. checking out
2. cleaned up
3. Sat around
4. given
5. heading into
6. calm
7. stuck
8. call-waiting
9. us in
10. meant it
11. ugliness
12. thought
13. thing
14. with
15. apart
16. out right
17. package
18. as I was
19. part of
20. up with
21. due
22. fax line
23. grew up
24. nice use
25. shape
26. shoot
27. Care
28. hold up
29. hold up
30. start
31. Heads up
32. skip
33. meet back
34.
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