After vascillating between a desire to report on something she already had half a clue on and a desire to do
something really interesting, Brie discovered that she had no inspiration at all for writing about flats but
was intrigued by spiral staircases. Unfortunately, this proved to be an overambitious topic, and since she
has people in her lab group depending on her for something tomorrow which she hasn’t even started, she is
posting this lameass excuse instead. She will submit her tech note on spiral staircases once lab has stopped
sucking her soul away.