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T H E IN D E P E N D E N T N E W S P A P E R S E R V IN G N O T R E D A M E A N D S A IN T M A R Y ’S
Inmates riot in English
prison; deaths alleged
MANCHESTER, England (AP)
— About 700 inmates rioted at
a crowded 19th century prison
Sunday, occupying rooftops,
smashing windows and setting
fires. At least 50 guards and
inm ates w ere in ju red , police
said.
Television newscasts carried
unconfirmed reports that w it­
nesses had seen up to 12 bod­
ies. A police spokesman said
in m a te s
b ro u g h t
out
of
Strangeways Prison also r e ­
ported deaths, but that police
would not be able to confirm
this until they reached the cen­
ter of the complex.
The Home Office said no
hostages w ere being held, and
police said talks with prisoners
were under way. There was no
clear indication of the cause of
the rioting at the medium-security prison, built in the Victo­
rian era and now one of the
most crowded in Europe.
H om e O ffic e sp okesm an
Charles Keseru said prison of­
ficers regained control of one
wing of the ja il Sunday evening
and found no seriously injured
inmates. The office said 12 in ­
ju re d s ta ff mem bers and 25
inm ates w ere taken to area
hospitals.
Hundreds of riot police sur­
rounded the prison and a police
helicopter hovered overhead as
flame leaped 20 feet into the air
from the prison gym nasium ,
where a fire burned out of con­
trol.
Twenty-five firefighters under
police protection b attled the
blaze as dense black smoke bil­
lowed above the building.
Fires also w ere reported to
have been set in three cells and
a classroom as large groups of
in m a te s ra m p a g e d in s id e .
see RIOT / page 4
The O bserver/Susie Minahan
Like mother, like daughter
Two Saint Mary's juniors enjoy dinner with their mothers at the South Bend Marriot Hotel Saturday. The
dinner was one of the events held as part of the SMC Junior Mother/Daughter Weekend.
Breslin and Kinkopf assess past year as overall success
By B E T S Y P U N S A L A N
News Writer
“It's been a smooth year and
th an k God for th a t,” M a tt
Breslin, Student Body President
for the 1 9 8 9 -9 0 school year,
said, reflecting on Student Gov­
ernm ent’s past year.
Breslin and Vice President
Dave Kinkopf agreed that the
past year has been an overall
success for Student Govern­
ment.
One outstanding accomplish­
ment was the m atching funds
re in s ta te m e n t, according to
Kinkopf. The office of Student
Affairs threatened to withhold
matching funds to dorms after
a snowball fight broke out this
past October. “Here is an ex­
ample where we as representa­
tives worked with the adm inis­
tration to correct w hat we felt
was an [injustice against] the
student body,” Kinkopf said
Student
Government
O u t w ith
th e O ld ■ ■
The first o f a two-part series.
“We took the proper channels
and we did our h o m ew o rk,”
Breslin said, crediting p art of
th e ir reinstatem ent success to
the "strong w orking re la tio n ­
ship” Student Government has
had w ith Student Affairs D irec­
tor, Father David Tyson.
Students are often skeptical
about the effectiveness of Stu­
dent Government, according to
Breslin. The fact that Student
Government was able to get the
m a tc h in g funds re in s ta te d
shows th a t “it does w o rk , ”
Breslin added.
The founding of the National
A ssociation o f Students at
Catholic Colleges and Universi­
ties (NASCCU) was a n o th e r
outstanding accom plishm ent,
according to Breslin.
“W e never anticipated this
success,” Breslin adm itted, re ­
fe rrin g to the firs t an nu al
NASCCU conference held at
Notre Dame this past F ebru ­
ary. “It w en t o ff w ith o u t a
hitch ”
The founding of NASCCU put
Notre Dame students on a level
of national awareness, accord­
ing to Kinkopf. “T hat was cer­
tainly one of our biggest ac­
complishments.”
Breslin also pointed to SafeW alk Escort Service as another
m a jo r a c h ie v e m e n t,
even
though it was not on his origi­
nal platform . “It was one of
those things that became an is­
sue and we had to address it.”
In o th er security m atters,
B reslin said th a t em ergency
phones w ould be placed in
p arkin g lots by next August.
Sim ilarly, Student Government
has received approval for in ­
stalling phones in academ ic
buildings, although this has not
yet been carried out.
Student Government has con­
tinued to enhance campus intel­
lectual life with the Iceberg De­
bates, W orld Awareness Week
series, and H all Fellows pro­
gram, according to Kinkopf.
The vice president also noted
that Student Government’s idea
for a South Dining Hall buffet
on parents’ football weekend
d rew a crowd of over 1,000
people. “We hope that becomes
a tradition.”
“Lots of little things” have
been accom plished, K in ko p f
said, pointing to lighting im ­
provem ents around campus,
dining hall improvem ents, and
renovations of the lib ra ry pit
and the Rockne Mem orial.
“W e d id n ’t have com plete
success,” B re slin a d m itte d ,
noting the failures o f the 24h o u r lounge and the F ac­
ulty/Course E valuation (FCE)
booklet.
“T here w ere so many things
to accomplish— we had to set
o ur p rio ritie s ,” B reslin said.
“A t the tim e , the 2 4 -h o u r
lounge w as im p o rta n t, but
w hen the security issues came
up, [the 24-hour lounge) didn’t
become a p rio rity.”
“W e re a lly trie d w ith the
F aculty/C o u rse E v a lu a tio n s ,”
Breslin added. “U nfortunately,
the response w asn’t there and
we w e re n ’t able to get the
booklet of [FCE results] out.”
K inkopf also expressed dissee BRESLIN / page 6
Sister, winner of Laetare
Medal, dies at 51 of cancer
Obsever Staff Report
Poll Tax Arrest
APPho,°
A poll tax protester is taken away by police in London’s Trafalgar Square, Saturday. Violence erupted in
the square following a rally called to protest the introduction of the tax. See story, page d.
Sister T h e a B ow m an, the
Gospel singer and evangelist
who was announced March 24
as Notre D am e’s first African
A m e ric a n re c ip ie n t o f the
Laetare Medal, died Friday. She
was 51 years old.
She died at her Canton, Miss,
home after lapsing into a coma
Thursday, a church spokesman
said. She had been ill w ith
cancer since 1985.
The only black member of the
Franciscan Sisters of Perpetual
Adoration, Bowman served as
d ir e c t o r
of
in t e r c u lt u r a l
a w a re n e s s o f th e Jackson
Diocese and was on the faculty
o f th e In s titu te o f B lack
C ath olic S tudies a t X a v ie r
University in New Orleans.
She held a doctoral degree in
rh e to ric and lite ra tu re from
Catholic University of America.
D esp ite h e r illn e s s , she
m aintained a gruelling schedule
Sister Thea Bowman
o f le c tu re s
an d
s in g in g
performances designed to raise
awareness and appreciation of
black C atholic c u ltu re . The
g ra n d d a u g h te r o f a slave,
B o w m an w as a le c tu r e r ,
evangelist, poet and singer.
“She w as an o u tstan din g
see BOWMAN / page 6
page 2___________________________________________________________ The Observer_______________________________________________ Monday, April 2, 1990
I n s id e C o l u m n
W eather
i-orecast tor noon, Monoay, April z.
Weekend with
moms builds
friendships
Saint M ary’s Junior
Moms’ Weekend took
place over this past
w eekend.
It was a
most enlightening ex­
p e rie n c e fo r both
m others and daugh­
te rs .
At
th e
M other/D aughter
Mass, F a th e r S tella
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Yesterday’s high: 56
Yesterday's low: 42
Forecast:
Windy and colder today
with a 40 percent chance
of snow showers. Highs
around 40. Cloudy and
cold tonight with a few
flurries possible in the
evening. Lows in the
middle 20s. Partly cloudy
and cold Tuesday. Highs
from the upper 30s to
about 40.
Melissa
McAndrews
The Observer
Accent
C ristina Ortiz
Liz Havel
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Nation’s high: 87
(West Palm Beach,
Fla.)
Nation’s low: 17
(Gunnison, Colo.)
irony of the weekend coinciding w ith A pril
Fool’s Day. The question to be answered is
“who are the real fools?”
Most of us have spent the past three years
presenting our mothers w ith our own cen­
sored version of life in South Bend.
In the m any stories we have passed on,
places such as the Library and the all night
study lounge have been m entioned fre ­
quently. W hen they-call at 8 a.m. on a F ri­
day, you explain the hell in your voice with
an “a ll-n ig h te r” at the c o m p u te r lab,
although you were nowhere remotely in the
vicinity.
As far as bars and parties go, you’ve con­
vinced them that loud music, large crowds,
and the smell of beer makes you nauseous.
One of m y room m ates w en t so fa r as to
convince her parents that our apartm ent at
Campus V iew was actually a p a rt of Saint
M a ry ’s campus.
In order to m aintain our angelic images,
we began by making our apartm ent as pre­
sentable as possible. It was no easy task;
after hours of hard w ork the carpeting was
no longer crunchy, cockroaches no longer
roamed the kitchen at w ill, and most of the
black slime had been rem oved from the
bathrooms.
However, as much as we tried, there was
no conceivable w ay to camouflage the eight
foot bar. We simply prayed that they would
not notice.
O ur next task was censorship.
Hours
w ere spent discussing which stories could
and could not be told in front of our m oth­
ers.
Choosing which pictures could be
shown w ithout tarnishing our images took
even longer.
Upon the request of some of the mothers,
we w ere forced to take them to the local
taverns. It was difficult to decide between
the many classy joints South Bend has to
offer. We knew we would be unable to hold
on to our “all w o rk and no p lay” images
much longer.
It proved burdensome to keep up the cha­
rade when the bouncer at the door called us
all by name and didn’t bother checking our
ID ’s. We knew we were in trouble when the
bartender winked and asked “the usual?”
We knew our covers had been blown. The
jig was up. Then a really funny thing hap­
pened. Our mothers adm itted to us that
they had never been fooled by any of our
act. We were the real fools.
Suddenly we had reached a new plateau
in our m other/daughter relationship: hon­
esty. We crossed the line and were headed
into the forbidden te rrito ry of true friend­
ship. W here we go from here, only time will
tell.
News
Pete Loftus
Erin O'Neill
Lines show high temperatures.
Business
Sandra W eigand
Maureen G allagher
Ad Design
Lisa G unsorek
Anita Covelli
Tony Paganelli
Joy Harris
Circulation
Bill O'R oukrke
Matt Novak
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O f In te r e s t
Reebok Super Shot Signups
for the Reebok Supershot Contest w ill be held tonight from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.
in the SUB office. Only the first 256 people w ill be ac­
cepted.
Sophomore Class Cabinet and sophomore Advi­
sory Board applications are now available to the Class of
1993 through the hall rectors. Any questions should be
directed to Patrick Mixon or Dave Cathcart.
O ff-Cam pUS Seniors can pick up their Senior For­
mal Dinner tickets in the class office Tuesday, Wednesday
or Thursday from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.
Sophomores who are interested in becoming in ­
volved in ju n io r class governm ent may pick up applica­
tions for Junior Advisory Council and class commission­
ers this week in the Sophomore class office.
Attention: Seniors with Chemistry/Science
degree — teaching opportunity in Catholic school through
Channel Program, based in Seattle, WA. To find out more
stop by the CSC. No certification necessary.
University Bands w ill have a no-cut meeting on
Tuesday, April 3 at 8 p.m. at the Koons Band Building.
W o rld
GaS explosions ripped through a
cylinder plant in a suburb of Sydney,
A ustralia Sunday night, touching off a
AU STRALIA
huge fire and forcing officials to
evacuate thousands of people from
n e a rb y
hom es
an d
close
th e
international airport. The fire burned
Gas E xplosions
for eight hours before fire fig h te rs
TASMANIA
extinguished it just before dawn and
allowed people to retu rn to th eir homes.
No one was
killed or injured by the blasts, and the cause of the fire
was under investigation.
Thousands of civilians fled th e ir em battled
Christian enclave in Beirut, Lebanon, taking advantage of
a lull in two days of ferocious intra-C hristian fighting. At
least 53 people have been killed and 133 others have been
wounded in the power struggle between rebel arm y Gen.
M ichel Aoun and Christian w arlo rd Sam ir Geagea. The
new-round of full-scale w arfare broke out at dawn Friday
between A ou n ’s 1 9 ,0 0 0 arm y troops and the 6 ,0 0 0
m ilitiam en of Geagea’s Lebanese Forces, shattering a
March 3 cease-fire that had been threatened by sporadic
clashes for weeks. The casualties in the two days brought
the overall toll to 829 killed and 2.289 wounded since Jan.
N a t io n a l
Efforts to notify the sex partners
A W O m a n told authorities a man who sexually as­
saulted her at knifepoint quoted Texas Republican guber­
n ato rial nom inee Clayton W illiam s, who last weekend
compared foul w eather to rape, police said. According to
the police report, the man told the 30-year-old woman she
should “ relax and enjoy it ... Like Clayton W illiam s said,
it’s inevitable.” The woman was bound and sexually as­
saulted by the man. Currently, there are no suspects.
of syphilis pa­
tients is unlikely to control the spread of the disease be­
cause many of those infected have m ultiple anonymous
partners, according to a study released Sunday. The re ­
sults, reported in Monday’s issue of the Annals of Internal
Medicine, suggest that efforts to fight AIDS by notifying
p a tie n ts ’ p a rtn e rs is lik e ly to fa il, too, said an
accompanying editorial in the journal.
I n d ia n a
A Fort Wayne woman, Sheli Taulbee, is trying for
the third year to start a Ms. W heelchair Indiana pageant,
a p ro g ra m designed to find a spokew om an fo r
wheelchair-bound Hoosiers. The competition is described
in brochures and programs as a pageant of achievement.
Contestants w ear formal gowns and parade down a ru n ­
way, but how they adapt to th e ir disability is one of the
judging criteria.
C ampus
A television drama derived from the work
of a faculty m em ber of the University of Notre
Dame w ill be aired next Monday (April 2) at 8 pm
E.S.T. on NBC and may be seen locally on W NDU
TV.
The program , entitled “Follow Your H eart, ” is
based on the novel “W alk Me to the Distance,” by
Percival Everett, professor of English. Everett,
who teaches creative w riting at Notre Dame, says
that his novel is about a veteran of the w a r in
Vietnam who returns to W yoming and tries to
find there a sense of place and family.
Grissom Air Force Base, as part of an evaluation
exercise called the Operational Readiness Inspection, was
asked to respond to a scenerio in which the United States
has declared w ar and a terro rist action has complicated
the base’s ability to respond. The 305th A ir Refueling
W ing was evaluated by the Strategic A ir C om m and’s
Inspector General to monitor the base’s operations under
w artim e conditions.
M a r k et U pdate
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Closings for March 30,1990
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• In 1900: A utom ob ile Club
announces
p la n s
fo r
transcontinental roadway.
• I n 1929: In Mexico, Federals
take Jim enez after fierce twoday fight; revolt in collapse.
• In 1947: U .N . Council votes
U.S. trusteeship o f Japanese
Pacific isles, as U.S.S.R., B ri­
tain gave in.
• I n 1969: 21 Black Panthers
in N.Y. indicted for plot to kill
policemen.
• In
1984: T h re e A rab gun ­
men in Jerusalem wound 48 in
crowd of shoppers.
Monday, April 2, 1990
The Observer
Page 3
Dutch prison guards foil attempt by U S.
servicemen to rescue Air Force sergeant
Native American Culture
Theobserver/Kemweise
Sophomore Chenoa Topash and Jerry Pigeon led the Grand Entry
in the Row Wow this past weekend, sponsored by the Native
American Student Association.
UTRECHT, Netherlands (AP)
— Dutch prison guards foiled
an attem pt by 12 Americans,
including several servicemen, to
seize a U.S. A ir Force sergeant
im p ris o n e d on charges of
killing his w ife, television r e ­
ports said Sunday.
A Justice Ministry spokesman
reacted by w arning of “ a seri­
ous diplom atic c o nflict,” ac­
cording to Dutch television.
Television reports said the in­
cident occurred F rid a y a fte r
the Dutch High Court ruled that
Sgt. Charles Short could not be
extradited to the United States
to stand tria l on the m urder
charges.
The 12 U.S. citizens, including
several members of the U.S. A ir
Force, were w aiting in several
cars w ith U.S. license plates
outside a ja il in the cen tral
Dutch city of Utrecht, the tele­
vision said. Short was due to
re tu rn there from the High
Court ruling in The Hague, 37
miles aw ay, according to the
report.
Prison guards who saw the
A m ericans asked them w h at
they w ere doing, and the
guards were told the men were
w aiting for Short to take him
to the United States, apparently
for trial, the report said.
T h e re w as no im m ed iate
w o rd o f how th e g u ard s
thw arted them or w hether the
Americans were armed.
The television report quoted a
Justice M inistry spokesman as
saying, “ The (12) Am ericans
are w ay o ff the m a rk here.
They should keep their paws off
Short, or else there w ill be a se­
rious diplomatic incident.”
The spokesman was not iden­
tified in the report. A security
guard at the m inistry said no
spokesman could be reached
until Monday.
The television rep o rt quoted
Short’s unidentified defense a t­
torney as saying the Americans
w ere trying to m ount “ a little
Panam a.” It was a reference to
the U.S. invasion o f that nation
in December to topple dictator
Manuel Noriega.
Short was arrested on A pril
1, 1988, and accused of killing
his T u rkish -b o rn w ife, cutting
her body into pieces and dum p­
ing the rem ains in plastic bags
in Monnikendam , 56 miles from
the U.S. A ir Force base at
Soesterberg. He was serving
there w ith the 32nd Tactical
Fighter Squadron.
He was tran s fe rred to U.S.
m ilitary police a few days later,
but he was eventually handed
back to Dutch authorities for
trial.
The High Court ruled Short’s
e x tra d itio n w ould be illeg al
since he could be sentenced to
death if convicted of m urder by
a U.S. court.
Thatcher blames extremist groups for protest violence
LONDON (AP) — Prime Minis­
ter M argaret Thatcher and op­
position politicians on Sunday
blamed extrem ist groups for
turning a carnival-like anti-tax
protest in T ra fa lg a r Square
into one of London’s worst r i­
ots this century.
On S u n d ay,
about
100
protesters chanting “ No poll
ta x !” and “ C an’t pay, w on’t
pay!” clashed with police for a
second day when Home Secre­
tary David W addington toured
the scene of S aturday’s riot.
Four people were arrested.
A protest by 4 0 ,0 0 0 people
against a new local tax turned
violent Saturday w hen thou­
sands of m ilita n ts smashed
windows, set cars ablaze and
battled police for several hours.
Hundreds of people w ere in ­
ju red and hundreds w ere a r ­
rested.
T he so -called c o m m u n ity
charge, which took effect Sun­
day in England and W ales, re ­
places a property tax w ith a
levy on each adult and increases
the amount many pay by up to
a third. Critics say it’s u nfair
because B rita in ’s richest man,
the Duke of W estm inster, pays
the same rate as his gardener.
Ms. T hatcher told reporters
of h er “ absolute h o rro r” at
Saturday’s violence.
“ People have a rig h t to
dem onstrate peacefully. This
was taken over by some e x ­
treme groups who used violence
w ith no c o n s id e ra tio n fo r
others or th eir p roperty,” she
said near her country residence
in Chequers.
Labor Party chief N eil Kinnock, whose party is 28 points
ahead of Mrs. T h atch er’s Con­
servatives, said those who
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caused the violence must be
“ tre a te d as c rim in a ls ” and
punished.
Scotland Y a rd launched a
top-level investigation into the
six-h o u r street b attle which
sent 58 police and 86 civilians
to the hospital, injured 22 po­
lice horses and caused h u n ­
dreds of thousands o f dollars
of damage.
D etective C h ie f Supt. Roy
Ramm, leading the investiga­
tion, said 341 people had been
arrested for offenses including
arson, robbery, serious assault,
crim inal damage and looting.
The h eart of London looked
like a w a r zone after a battle
on Sunday.
Clean-up crews cleared rubble
and burned-out cars from the
streets and strollers wandered
past b oarded-up restaurants,
pubs and shops whose windows
had been smashed. Many vic­
tim s w e re am ong B rita in 's
most exclusive names: L ib ­
erty ’s, B urberrys, Mappin and
Webb, Dickens and Jones.
In T rafalg ar Square, a pall of
black smoke was still rising
from construction cabins on
the side of a seven-story build­
ing u n d e rg o in g re n o v a tio n
which had been set on fire by
th e p ro te s te rs . T h e South
A frican Embassy across the
street had smashed windows
and one window area blackened
by a firebomb that missed set­
ting the building ablaze.
“ We are supposed to be the
violent ones, in the U .S .A .,”
said tourist Harold Eaton of St.
Louis, surveying the scene. “ 1
am surprised th a t som ething
like this could happen in w hat
is such a civilized place.”
The Independent on Sunday
newspaper called it the worst
riot in central London this cen­
tury. Scotland Yard said it was
one of the w orst but nobody
had yet researched w hether it
was the worst.
C h ie f In s p e c to r G ra h a m
B artlett, a 24-year police vet­
eran who was kicked in the eye
and hit on the head when he
w ent to rescue a man who had
been knocked out, said it was
“ the most severe” attack on
police he had ever seen, worse
than the 1981 Brixton rio t in
south London.
D a v id M e y n e ll, S cotland
Y a rd ’s deputy assistant com­
m is s io n e r ,
b la m e d
th e
“ sustained and savage v io ­
lence” on about 3,5 00 people
who w ere among a crowd of
4 0 ,0 0 0 at a rally in T ra fa lg a r
Square. O rg an izers put the
crowd at 200,000.
“ I thought yesterday you saw
a patch of anarchy coming to
London,” M eynell told a news
conference. “ C ertain ly there
were some anarchists there and
other extreme elements.”
Meynell said the clashes be­
gan when some demonstrators
h e a d in g up W h ite h a ll to
T ra fa lg a r Square stopped at
the corner of Downing Street,
w here Mrs. T h atch er has her
official residence, and tried to
storm the barricaded entrance
to the street.
Of those injured, he said, only
tw o police officers and two
civilians rem ained hospitalized
Sunday.
Steve Nally of the A ll-B ritain
Anti-Poll Tax Federation, which
organized the rally, said on Sky
Televisio n News th a t police
overreacted to provocation by a
small num ber of demonstrators
at Downing Street.
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Monday, April 2, 1990
The Observer
page 4
Soviet armored trucks
unloaded in Lithuania
V IL N IU S , U.S.S.R. (AP) —
Dozens of Soviet arm ored p e r­
sonnel c a rrie rs , troops and
support vehicles were unloaded
Sunday from railroad cars near
the cap ital of L ith u an ia and
d riv e n th ro u g h the c ity ’s
streets.
W estern re p o rte rs counted
almost 30 armored vehicles be­
ing unloaded n ear the Vilnius
a ir p o r t .
O th e rs
ru m b le d
through the city, th e ir treads
slicing into the asphalt, ap par­
ently on their way to a nearby
base. Young, bare-headed sol­
diers w ere peering out of the
lookouts.
The reinforcem ent of the V il­
nius garrison came in broad
daylight when many residents
w ere out for Sunday strolls to
savor the spring sunshine.
The move was the latest a t­
tem pt by Moscow to persuade
the Baltic republic to rescind its
M arch 11 declaration of inde­
pendence.
Moscow has repeatedly said it
w ill not use force to b rin g
Lithuania back in line, but Sun­
d ay’s move increased L ith u a­
n ian fears th a t the Soviets
planned an assault to force
Lithuania to renounce its inde­
pendence.
Since March 11, Moscow has
sent personnel c a rrie rs and
trucks already stationed in V il­
nius th ro u g h the c a p ita l’s
streets, dropped leaflets con­
demning the secession and oc­
cupied Com m unist Party and
government buildings.
Before Sunday, the Red Army
had an estim ated 3 0 ,0 0 0 sol­
diers stationed in Lithuania at
several arm y bases, including
at least one in Vilnius.
On
S a tu rd a y ,
P re s id e n t
M ikh ail Gorbachev issued two
harshly worded statements ad­
dressed to Lithuania’s Supreme
Council leg is la tu re and the
Lithuanian people. Gorbachev
urged the rebellious republic to
cancel its declaration of inde­
pendence and to enter into ne­
gotiations with the K rem lin on
the basis of the Soviet Constitu­
tion.
He warned that a refusal may
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result in “ grave consequences.”
Lithuanian President Vytaulas
L an d sb erg is re je c te d G o r­
bachev’s appeal Saturday night,
saying the Soviet lead er was
d e m a n d in g
“ im p o s s ib le
things.”
But Landsbergis told r e ­
porters he would send negotia­
tors to Moscow on Monday to
try to set up a meeting with So­
v ie t o ffic ia ls and th a t the
Suprem e Soviet would also
meet Monday to consider its
answer.
In Vilnius, Lithuanian officials
reported that a column of some
15 arm ored personnel carriers
moved through the city in the
early m orning hours. A duty
o fficer at the re p u b lic ’s In ­
terior Ministry said the vehicles
rolled into a m ilita ry base in
central Vilnius just three miles
from the Parliament building.
Eduardas Potashinkas, an ac­
tivist and Lithuanian T V editor,
said many concerned residents
had called the television and
L ith u a n ia n ra d io to re p o rt
troop movements overnight.
W estern journalists reported
that they saw some 30 to 40
arm ored personnel c a rrie rs ,
full support vehicles and sol­
diers being unloaded from a
train near the a irpo rt north of
Vilnius at about noon Sunday.
“ T here was a big transport
that came by train. There were
a lot of APCs, over 20 of them
at least, and also trucks. It
looked like they were beginning
to unload,” a local photogra­
p h e r said on co nd itio n of
anonymity.
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continued from page 1
Those fires later were reported
under control.
Prisoners were surrendering
to authorities and about 400
had given up late Sunday night,
Keseru said. The prison was
b u ilt fo r 9 7 0 in m ates but
houses about 1,600.
Scores of police vans lined
side streets around the prison,
a mile from the Manchester city
center in central England. The
Home Office, responsible for
prisons and law enforcem ent,
said the perim eter of the prison
was secure.
HAPPY 19, SALPO!
An office statem ent said the
uprising began in the prison
chapel at 11 a.m ., w hen 300
inmates attacked staff m em ­
bers.
“ Those prisoners then gained
access to the chapel roof and
then broke into the living ac­
c o m m o d atio n in the m ain
prison. Other prisoners, includ­
ing those on rem and, joined in
the disturbance and staff had
to be w ith d ra w n ,” the state­
ment said.
As many as 80 prisoners re­
portedly made their way on to
the rooftops of the ja il's F
wing, the prison chapel and ad­
joining buildings. The windows
of a central tu rret linking sev­
eral wings w ere smashed as
prisoners made their way to the
roof.
Once there, the prisoners tore
roof tiles up and hurled them
into the prison courtyard where
th e re w ere believed to be
groups of riot police and prison
officers.
The prison, built in 1868, has
been criticized as cramped and
in a d e q u a te because o f the
crowding. In response, Home
S ecretary D avid W addington
has announced plans to expand
Strangeways.
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Monday, April 2, 1990
Joint Engineering Council will sponsor
‘Engineers Week’ today through Friday
BY JE S S IC A Z IE M B R O S K I
News Writer
A p ril 2 -6 is E n g in e e r!
Week at Notre Dam e, spon­
sored by the Joint Engineer­
ing Council (JEC).
Num erous social events
are presented by d iffe re n t
en gin eerin g o rg an izatio n s
for all engineering students.
C o-C h airperson C h ris tin a
Mueller said about the a n ­
nual
event
th a t
it is
"basically just a chance for
engineering students to have
some fun.”
Week long events include a
trivia contest sponsored by
the JEC w ith a $25 prize
given to the student that an­
swers the most questions
and a treasure hunt w ith
clues given in the classifieds
of The Observer with a $25
prize also. T riv ia questions
and fu rth e r in fo rm a tio n
about the treasure hunt are
both available in the Engi­
neering Student Center.
The w eek begins w ith
"Magnetic Monday." Donuts
and hot chocolate w ill be of­
fered from 9 - 1 1 a.m . in the
Engineering Student Center,
a crossword puzzle race will
be held at 3 p.m., sponsored
by the Chemical Engineering
Society. From 7-9 p.m. there
w ill be popcorn and movies
in the Engineering Student
Center.
D urin g “T u rb u le n t Tues­
day" there w ill be an egg
drop competition at 3 p.m. in
which students drop eggs
from the second floor o f
Cushing onto anything con­
structed by the students to
p reven t it from b reakin g
w ith $ 1 0 and $15 prizes,
sponsored by the Aerospace
E ngineering Society. From
10-11 p.m. there w ill be a
billiards doubles competition
held in LaFortune Student
Center with a $30 prize given
to the winning team.
The dining hall w ill pay
trib u te to e n g in e e rs on
“W ired W ednesday” and at
6:30 p.m. there w ill be a
pinewood derby at the Engi­
n eerin g C enter in which
prizes w ill be given for de­
sign and speed of the cars
made by students. At 8 p.m.
the Society of Women Engi­
neers will present the Dating
Game w ith $25 gift c e rtifi­
cates for M aori's Deli given
to the w in n in g couple.
Wednesday evening will also
be S enior B ar N ig ht for
engineering students.
“T h e rm a l Thursday" w ill
include an 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
picnic and volleyball to u r­
nament and a 3 p.m. calcula­
tor toss on the quad in front
of Cushing Hall O f Engineer­
ing sponsored by the M e­
chanical Engineering Society.
Im m ediately following there
w ill be a pie eating contest
sponsored by the Civil Engi­
n e e rin g Society .
That
evening w ill also be Engi­
n eerin g N ight a t Beacon
Bowl.
Ending the week w ill be
“ Frictionless Friday “ with a
12-2 p.m. Ice Cream Social
on the quad in front o f the
Cushing Hall of Engineering.
College o f E ng ineerin g tshirts w ill be sold through­
out the entire week with in­
formation in the Engineering
Student Center.
Matheney murder trial
jury selection to begin
CROWN POINT, Ind. (AP) —
Prospective ju ro rs summoned
Monday for the m urder trial of
A lan M atheney face a doubly
daunting task: not only must
they judge a man who faces
death if convicted, the ju ro rs
must live sequestered out-ofto w n and s e p a ra te d from
frie n d s and fa m ily d u rin g
Christian and Jewish holy days.
Once a ju ry is selected, its
members w ill be transported to
South Bend, where the trial will
be conducted in a St. Joseph
County co urtroom before a
Lake County judge.
The unusual arrang em en ts
are p art of a change of venue
g ra n te d M a th e n e y , w ho is
charged in the beating death of
his form er wife while he was on
prison furlough.
M atheney is charged in the
M arch 4, 1989, beating death
of Lisa Bianco, 29, outside her
M ishaw aka home. The slaying
occurred while Matheney was
free on an eig ht-hour prison
furlough during an eight-year
term imposed for a 1987 as­
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Former D.E.A. agent says politics Breslin
are detriment to the war on drugs
continued from page 1
W A SHINGTON (AP) — M ike
Levine is angry.
The longtime Drug Enforce­
m en t A d m in is tra tio n u n d e r­
cover agent contends the w ar
on drugs is a sham run by
“ suits” in Washington who care
m ore about th e ir jobs than
about winning the w a r or pre­
serving the lives of agents on
the street.
Levine says they killed the
better p art of his last m ajor
case w hile needlessly putting
his life and the lives of other
agents in jeopardy.
I f the plan had been carried
out, he says, agents could have
arrested leaders of the Corpo­
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caine operations, and a m ajor
Bolivian money la u n d e re r in
Panam a w hile seizing at least
38 tons of cocaine at secret air
strips in Bolivia.
But it was not to be.
So a frustrated Levine, who
retired from the DEA last year,
wrote a book about his experi­
ences called “ Deep Cover. ”
“ The w hole drug w a r has
now become a political grab
bag, ” Levine said in a recent in ­
terview . “ All of these people
(leading the w ar on drugs) have
their arms in this grab bag for
every reason you can im agine.”
The book focuses on a case —
O p e ra tio n T rife c ta — th a t
ended in early 1988. It resulted
in convictions and long sen­
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Bolivian drug traffickers.
But Levine says it could have
done much more if bureaucrats
had not stood in the way of his
plan to buy 15,000 kilos (more
than 30,000 pounds) of cocaine
with $5 million, allowing him to
penetrate the upper reaches of
the Bolivian cocaine trade.
A m ong th e b o o k ’ s co n ­
tentions:
— The agent in charge of
DBA s Panam a office, Alfredo
“ Fred” Duncan, suggested that
the undercover agents stay at a
M a rrio tt hotel, even though the
drug traffickers called it the
“ DEA hotel” and refused to do
business there. On a later trip,
DEA headquarters insisted that
the agents again conduct busi­
ness at the M arriott.
— Duncan was asked several
times to keep the Corporation’s
alleged m oney la u n d e re r in
Panam a, Remberto Rodriguez,
under surveillance. But when
Levine and another agent flew
to Panama in early 1988 to a r­
rest Rodriguez, Duncan p ro ­
fessed ignorance about who he
was, where he could be found
and even that he’d been asked
to keep track of him.
Bowman
continued from page 1
w o m a n ,” said Bishop Joseph
H ouck o f the D iocese of
Jackson. “She was proud of her
heritage and totally dedicated
to the vision of Jesus Christ for
love and growth of all people.”
There w ill be a wake service
held today at Holy Child Jesus
Church in Canton, Miss.
A fu n e ra l Mass w ill be
celebrated Tuesday at St. Mary
Catholic Church in Jackson,
Miss., w ith burial at Elmwood
Cemetery in Memphis, Tenn.
Bow m an was scheduled to
receive the Laetare Medal, the
oldest and most prestigious
a w a rd g iven to A m e ric a n
Catholics, at Notre Dam e’s May
20 com m encem ent exercises.
The award w ill be made for the
first time posthumously.
The aw a rd , nam ed for the
fourth Sunday in Lent, has been
awarded annually since 1883 to
Catholics “whose genius has
ennobled the arts and sciences,
illu s tra te d the ideals of the
c h u rc h and e n ric h e d the
heritage of humanity. ”
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Iran’s officials want to crack
down on economic crimes
N IC O S IA , Cyprus (AP) —
F ru s tra te d
by w id e s p re a d
shortages and crippling in fla ­
tion, radical politicians in Iran
w a n t to m ake “ econom ic
crim es" such as hoarding and
trading on the black m arket
capital offenses.
But some observers believe
the real goal of the campaign is
to scuttle the economic and po­
litic a l policies of P resident
Hashemi Rafsanjani.
R a fs a n ja n i, the le a d e r of
Ir a n ’s so-called pragm atists,
wants improved relations with
the West to secure badly needed
investment and advanced tech­
nology to revitalize Ira n ’s bat­
tered economy.
Mehdi K arrubi, Ira n ’s radical
p arliam ent speaker, added his
Bomb victim
faces more
treatment
voice to the debate w ith a
speech in Tehran on Sunday.
“ Those who are sucking the
nation’s blood should be deci­
sively dealt w ith ,” K arrubi told
tens of thousands of Iranians
in the c ity ’s Im am Hussein
Square, according to the Is­
lamic Republic News Agency.
“ U n fo rtu n a te ly th e re has
been no determ ined confronta­
tion by the government against
economic te rro ris ts ,” T ehran
Radio quoted him as saying.
The reports, monitored in N i­
cosia, said K a rru b i’s address
on one o f T e h r a n ’s m ain
squares m arked the 11th an­
niversary o f a referendum in
which the nation voted over­
whelmingly for an Islamic gov­
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act.
Erin Bower, 6, has been fitted
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which also was damaged in the
A p ril 17, 1989, blast at a K
m art departm ent store.
The person who put the bomb
on the K m a rt sh elf has not
been caught.
“ I don’t get down as fre ­
quently as I used to, but when
we had to make the decision on
the cornea tran sp la n t, it re ­
hashed all the garbage again —
that we were going to have to
put her back in the hospital
again, and we w ere going to
have to lim it her in her activi­
ties,” said Mrs. Bower. “T hat
bothers me. I wish we didn’t
have to do that anymore.
“ T h a t’s w hen I started fre ­
quently wishing that this person
would see w h at he has done. I
got real upset with that person,
and I usually don’t think about
th at person at all. But when
you have to relive all this again,
it’s tough,” she said.
E rin was shopping w ith her
fam ily at the K m art in Castleton when she picked up a tube
of toothpaste. The tube ex ­
ploded.
Federal agents rem ain opti­
mistic they w ill crack the case
eventually.
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Business
_______________________________________________________________________ Monday, April 2, 1990
U.S. regains position
as leading exporter
W A SH IN G TO N (AP) — The
United States regained its spot
as the w o rld ’s leading exporter
last year after losing it to West
G erm an y, the In te rn a tio n a l
M onetary Fund reported Sun­
day.
The IM F said U.S. foreign
sales w ere w orth $ 3 6 4 billion
fo r 1 9 8 9 , c o m p a re d w ith
$ 3 4 1 .4 billion for W est G er­
m any. Japan was th ird w ith
$273.9 billion.
West Germany, which toppled
the United States from the No.
1 trade spot in 1986, and Japan
both had trade surpluses, how­
ever, w h ile the United States
still had a deficit of $128.9 b il­
lion, down from $137.1 billion,
according to the IM F ’s trade
calculations.
The deficit is due to the fact
th at the United States is also
the w o rld ’s greatest im po rter
and its im p o rts also g rew
rapidly, to $49 2 .9 billion from
$459.5 billion.
T he W est G erm an surplus,
n o w th e w o r ld ’ s la rg e s t,
amounted to $71 .4 billion, and
Jap an ’s was $63 .9 billion, the
IM F reported.
The Commerce D epartm ent,
using different means of calcu­
lating the trade imbalance, has
put the 1989 merchandise trade
deficit at $109 billion.
Of six m ajo r countries, the
United States had the largest
increase in foreign sales, 12.5
p ercent, the IM F said. W est
Germ an exports also rose, by
5.6 percent to $341 billion.
Since East Germany also is an
im p o rtan t tra d e r, a reunified
Germ any m ay take over the
w o rld ’s first place as exporter
once again.
As a group, the 22 countries
the fund classifies as industrial
increased th e ir buying faster
than th eir sales last year, with
many of the imports apparently
from the Third W orld.
Led by the United States, they
imported $2.2 trillion w orth of
goods in 1989, up 8.7 percent.
T heir exports also rose, to $2.1
trillio n , but th at was an in ­
crease of only 6.5 percent — a
widening of their overall trade
deficit.
But the W est Germans im ­
ported only $270 billion dollars
worth.
Cellar losing money because ot
lack of space, limited inventory
By PATRICK NINNEMAN
Business writer
T h e S tu d e n t B usiness
Board met last Thursday to
discuss this y e a r’s financial
reports for Irish Gardens,
T he C ellar, and Adw orks.
The Board oversees the op­
erations of these three stu­
dent run business. The dis­
cussion, led by Board Gen­
e ral M anager M olly Griffin,
focused on the successes and
failures of each business this
year.
T he C e lla r, the reco rd
store in L a F o rtu n e , was
analyzed in g re a t d etail.
G riffin noted th a t "for the
p e rio d o f July 1, 1 9 8 9
through M arch 28, 199 0 ,
The
C e lla r
h ad
to ta l
revenues of $ 2 7 ,9 0 1 .5 8 and
to ta l
expenses
of
$ 3 0 ,5 9 5 .7 9 .” Those figures
m ean The Cellar lost $2694
during that time period.
Steve Law rence, student
m anager of The Cellar, de­
fended the store’s p e rfo r­
m ance. He said “W e arc
w o rk in g w ith a lim ite d
inventory because of the size
of the store, i f we knocked
out a w all and made the
area larger, then the store
could do better. “
L aw ren ce stressed the
service that The C ellar pro­
vides for students. "We offer
a selection d istin ct from
other stores, plus our prices
are good.” He questioned
w hether any music store the
size of The Cellar could op­
erate at a profit, but argued
for co ntinuing the store,
even if that m eant taking a
loss every year. He said
“Many students appreciate
the convenience of our store,
and our businesses are run
for the students.”
Some ideas were given on
how to im prove the opera­
tions of The Cellar. Joe Cas­
sidy, Director of Student Ac­
tivities, suggested removing
the video cassette machine
and adding that to The Cel­
la r ’s inventory. This move
would entail expanding the
size of the store, and th ere­
fore rem ains fa r in the fu­
ture, for expansion space is
now rented by The Country
Harvester, The C ellar’s next
door neighbor. Country H ar­
vester is a non-student run
business and has a lease
th at continues for at least
three more years.
Adw orks, an advertising,
novelty item , and resum e
business in LaFortune, oper­
ated at a profit for the pe­
riod July 1, 1989 through
M arch 28, 1990, according
to G riffin .
A fin a n c ia l
statement was not yet avail­
able.
C hristina Fallon, student
president of Adworks, noted
only one m ajor change in
A dw orks operations. She
said “We are m aking a deal
w ith an off-campus novelty
s u p p lie r
to d ra s tic a lly
reduce the prices o f o ur
novelty items." She said that
the details w ere not yet
com plete on the deal, but
students should notice a
price d iffe ren ce by next
year.
Irish Gardens, the student
run (lower shop, experienced
another strong year in sales.
G riffin said th a t total re v ­
enues w ere $50,338 and to­
tal expenses were $44,959,
giving Irish Gardens a profit
of $5379 for the period of
July 1, 1989 through March
28, 1990. No m ajor changes
a re
p la n n e d
in
Ir is h
Gardens’ operations.
South Bend area Congressional candidate advocates
cuts in defense, stress on education to aid the economy
By PATRICK NINNEMAN
Business writer
T im o th y R oem er, a D em o­
cratic U.S. Congress candidate
for the South Bend area, dis­
cussed pertinent business issues
with the Notre Dame Council on
B usiness D e v e lo p m e n t last
week.
Roemer, who has taught Po­
litical Science at Am erican U ni­
versity and has worked as an
advisor on trade and m ilitary
issues for Senator DeConcini of
Arizona, spoke on topics ran g ­
ing from cam paign spending
reform to education issues, but
the m ain focus o f the discus­
sion was A m erica’s new eco­
nomic challenges. Roemer dis­
cussed some of his concerns
while also listening to the ideas
of the students.
Roemer stressed the need for
strong lea d e rs h ip from our
governm ental leaders, particu­
larly in light of the past y e a r’s
events. In particular, he noted
the decreased th reat from the
Soviet Union, and w hether this
renders a “peace dividend ” for
o th er policy areas and the
economy as a whole.
“We need to get back into a
mode as a country th a t is
strong based upon great prod­
ucts, strong based upon com­
peting successfully w ith the
Japanese and G erm ans,” he
said.
Roemer argued that prudent
cuts need to be made in the de­
fense budget, so more intellec­
tu a l and m o n etary resources
can be diverted to more e ffi­
cient areas of the economy. Ed­
ucation is one of the areas he
mentioned that would help the
economy in the long-term.
“Our Head Start program re ­
ceives the same am ount of
money as it takes to build three
Stealth bombers.” he said.
R oem er noted th a t if less
money is spent on defense re ­
search more can be freed up to
be spent in areas with greater
commercial potential.
“W h a t are our brightest
minds doing now? Do we need
another MX missile or can we
build the best super-collider in
the w orld, or the best super­
computer?” he said.
One student noted th at de­
fense spending has given the
U.S. the lead in some critical
private sector areas, such as
aerospace technology, and per­
haps d e c re a s in g spending
would weaken this p artic u la r
industry.
Roemer felt th at some cuts
would not weaken our lead in
these technologies, saying, “We
should not totally underm ine
our defense, rath e r we need to
spend o u r m oney on sm art
weapons. We also need to bet­
ter connect our defense tech­
nologies w ith our private sec­
tor."
As the evening d rew to a
close, Roemer, who received a
grad uate degree from N otre
Dame, was invited to attend a
roundtable discussion on A pril
10. The ND Council on In tern a­
tional Business Development is
a student ru n o rg an izatio n
established in 1988. The Council
promotes real world experience
and strong ethical values for
ND business school students.
Taxes highest in U.S. history for top earners as well as middle class
F o u r m yths ab o u t the
exploitation ” might be help­
Am erican economy today:
ful at home— and so, how­
(1)
Japanese investment is ever painfully, markets there
viciously exploiting America.
are slow ly opening. Now
I t ’s slow ly beginning to
th a t
th e
Tokyo
sto ck
dawn on some brighter souls
exchange has signaled that
on both sides of the Pacific
it may be hum an, after all,
and the Japanese economy
that, if anything, the reverse
is true. The more open (far
has p ro ved c a p a b le of
from totally free) U.S. econ­
producing something other
omy has indeed attracted
th a n nonstop m ira c le s ,
Japanese and other foreign
J a p a n ’s co nsum ers a re
businesses. As a re s u lt,
asking m ore urgently why
American jobs are being cre­
they d on ’t have a w id e r
a te d
and
A m e r ic a n
range of products at more
co m m u n ities a re g ain in g
a ttr a c tiv e
p ric e s . T h e y
worry, indeed, that too much
n e w ta x re v e n u e s ; fo r
example, 13 “foreign” firms
of th eir prosperity is being
a lr e a d y
a re
m a k in g
single-mindedly exported.
te le v is io n
sets
in
th is
(2)
Responsible politicians
country— and Honda plans
must soon set to w ork rais­
even tu ally to m ake m ore
ing the taxes th a t w ere
cars in A m e ric a than in
slashed too deeply in the
Japan. Such “exploitation ”
1980s.
has in fact been a m ajor
T h a t em in e n t economic
co n tin u in g fa c to r in our
analyst, Dan Rostenkowski,
ability to avoid nationw ide
gets such a reverent hearing
recession.
from the Washington press
M eanw hile, w hile A m e ri­
corps th at few have exam ­
cans have prospered even
ined even his most basic
while grum bling about such
prem ise. In tru th , though,
a lie n in v e s tm e n t, it has
the notion that taxes were
started to occur to m any
reduced excessively in the
Japanese themselves that a
past decade is entirely w ith ­
larger taste o f such “foreign
out factual m e rit. Federal
By Louis Rukeyser
Tribune Media Services
taxes at the end of the
decade w ere as high as at
the start, and when you add
in the average citizen’s state
and local taxes you find that
the beleaguered A m erican
taxpayer in 1990 will be pay­
ing the highest taxes in the
nation’s history. Even when
W e s te rn c iv iliz a tio n was
th reaten ed by H itle r and
Tojo, the average percentage
paid in taxes didn’t climb as
high as it has this year.
“E x c e s s iv e
ta x
c u ts ” ?
Baloney. Excessive eyewash.
W hat the debate is actually
all about is not insufficient
ta x e s
but
s h a m e fu lly
unchecked
g o v e rn m e n t
spending. The politicians are
convinced that the route to
e n d le s s
r e - e le c t io n
is
through funding everybody’s
pet project and then so con­
fusing people about taxes
that they don’t realize who is
paying for it all. (Hint: Look
in the m irro r.) Which leads
us to:
(3 )
B ec au se
of
an
“anom aly” in the 1986 law
that should rightfully now be
r e p a ir e d , m id d le -in c o m e
ta x p a y e rs a re p ayin g a
higher percentage of th eir
incomes in taxes than top
earners.
This one is based solely on
congressional trickery. The
premise is wholly false. In
reality, and as you might ex­
pect, the percentage paid in
federal taxes is higher for
top earners than it is for
middle earners.
The confusion comes from
a sneak attack on both mid­
dle and upper earners. The
1986
la w
th e o re tic a lly
established two tax brack­
ets: 15 percent and 28 per­
cent. Then, on the question­
able premise that the bene­
fits o f th e
1 5 -p e rc e n t
bracket should be phased
out as incomes rise, the law
established a higher, 33-percent bite on middle-level in­
comes— up to the point when
these taxpayers would be
paying 28 percent on all
their income. No one, in fact,
pays more than 28 percent
of his total income in federal
taxes— and the highest earn ­
ers are fa r more likely to be
doing so.
Allegations to the contrary
are not just untrue, they’re
the most b latan t form of
class-war demagoguery, de­
signed to get us mad at “the
rich ” instead of the p o liti­
cians who are keeping us
from becoming so ourselves.
(4)
The long-term trends
are dooming A m erica’s eco­
nomic future.
In the real world, the oncesupposedly-om inous trade
deficit has reached its lowest
level in five years. The bud­
get deficit is coming down,
in both percentage and real
terms. The Am erican w o rk ­
ing-age population in the
1990s will be the largest and
most productive ever. The
rest o f the w o rld , from
Moscow to Managua, stands
now in open awe— and im i­
tation— of the magic power
of economic freedom.
Hope now seems not vain
but sensible: The marvelous
m iracles are g rea ter than
the maundering myths.
Viewpoint
Monday, April 2, 1990______________________________________________________________ ■ ______"_________________________________________________
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1990-91 General Board
Edhor-lit-C hlef
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M anaging Editor
John O 'Brien
Newe E d ito r.........................Kelley Tuthill
V ie w p o in t E d ito r............... M ichelle Dali
Sports E d ito r ........................G reg Guffey
Accent Editor................... C olleen C ronin
Photo E d ito r.............................E ric Bailey
Saint M ary's E d ito r.........C orinne Pavlis
B usiness M anager
Kathleen O 'C onnor
Advertising M a n a g s r
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Ad D esign M anagsr
Am y Eckert
P roduction M a n a g e r
J o e Zadrozny
System s M gr ....Bernard B renninkm eyer
OTS D ire c to r....................... Dan Shlnnick
C hris Anderson
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L etters
CLC meeting does not acknowledge outside input
D ear Editor:
I am w riting this letter out of
fru s tra tio n . On W ednesday,
M arch 28, the Campus Life
Council held its first "open”
meeting to continue discussion
on the proposed Student Bill of
Rights. I was only one of the
countless students who filled
the seats, stairs and back walls
of the Montgomery Theater. As
a member of the student body, I
felt that it was im portant that
my views be heard, especially
on this issue which directly re­
lated to me. However, as the
m eeting progressed, I realized
that this was not going to hap­
pen.
F irs t o f a ll, I was d isap ­
pointed with the Council’s fail­
ure to recognize student input
during the meeting. Throughout
the meeting, numerous students
raised their hands to comment
on the issues being discussed.
However, we were continuously
ignored. W hile I understand
that it was a C.L.C. meeting,
and, as such, the members of
the C.L.C. should have the
prim ary opportunity to speak, I
felt that a grave injustice was
done by failing to hear w hat the
student body had to say.
W hat is the point of having
an “open” meeting if we are not
allowed to be heard? I came to
the meeting as a participant,
not an observer. The fact that
so many students showed up at
the meeting suggests that the
student body does have opin­
ions about the issue. These
opinions were never given an
opportunity to be expressed.
Secondly, I felt frustrated
w ith the pettiness of many of
the arguments. It seemed that
too m any exceptions to the
rules were debated rather than
the actual rules themselves. It
is too bad that the Council got
caught up in the procedural
technicalities of the issue rather
than the actual substance of
the bill.
Lastly, I was disappointed
with the lack of input from the
O ffice o f S tu d e n t A ffa irs .
Although Jeff Shoup, a new ­
comer to the Office, was pre­
sent at W ednesday’s meeting,
he failed to actively participate
in the discussion of the bill. (It
should also be noted that this is
the first meeting on the bill that
has had a representative from
Student Affairs).
Shoup’s input, on b ehalf of
Student A ffa irs, would have
been invaluable to the discus­
sion, considering the fact that,
even if the bill does pass the
C.L.C., Father Tyson has the ul­
tim ate power of veto. It seems
fruitless to seriously debate
this issue unless the Office of
Student A ffairs is w illin g to
provide the representation and
input that w ill give the bill a
chance of passing.
A fter all was said and done, I
have to question the purpose of
the Campus Life Council. Is it
an elite group th at simply ta­
bles every article that they dis­
cuss, only to assign committees
and task forces to fu rther dis­
cuss these issues? Or is it truly
a voice of campus life here at
Notre Dame? If it is the latter,
perhaps we should question
why student input is ignored.
and fu rth e rm o re , why Tyson
has the power to overrule any­
thing that the Council decides.
Perhaps Bill K irk, the rector
o f Holy Cross H all, expressed
our need for this bill best when
he said th at the Notre Dame
A d m in is tra tio n w as “fa irly
sym pathetic to the students. ”
The most disappointing aspect
of this statem ent is that K irk,
as an employee of Student A f­
fairs, said this in a complimen­
ta ry fashion. H ow ever, as a
g ra d u a tin g sen io r, a “f a i r ”
amount of “sympathy,” at best,
falls short of my expectations
of Notre D am e’s adm inistrative
relationship tow ards the stu­
dents.
Karen Lynch
Knott H a ll
March 28, 1990
Student Affairs ignores students’ rights discussion
D ear Editor:
On Wednesday, March 28, I
atten d e d the Cam pus Life
Council (CLC) meeting concern­
ing the Bill of University and
Student Relations. The discus­
sion was rather frustrating as
participants searched for spe­
cific instances w here the bill
might fail to achieve its original
intentions or actually alter the
status quo. In the end nothing
was resolved and a task force
(yes, another one) was formed
to fu rth e r exam ine the pro­
posal. The task force is the
correct route at this time. The
bill proposes radical changes in
the Notre Dame community and
should not be rushed as the
1 9 8 9 -1 9 9 0 a c a d e m ic y e a r
draws to a close.
However, this task force w ill
be w astin g its tim e if the
Associate Vice President for
R esidence L ife , D r. John
Goldrick or the Vice President
fo r S tudent A ffa irs , F a th e r
David Tyson, do not personally
participate in the promulgation
o f the document. Goldrick, a
mem ber of the CLC, has failed
to attend e ither meeting con­
cerning the topic.
W hile it was made clear that
G o ld r ic k
had
p r e v io u s
commitments, the Office chose
not to send a representative to
the first m eeting and, to the
second, it sent the person with
the least seniority. In fact, the
representative at the second
meeting had the Student Body
President announce that he was
not attending to discuss the bill
but rather only to report back
to Student Affairs.
How can the bill pass if Stu­
dent Affairs has the final vote,
but yet does not participate in
the CLC meetings? After all, the
Office of Student A ffairs w ill
have to approve the bill if it is
to be enacted. In other words,
w ithout this participation the
task force could draft a care­
fully considered document, the
CLC could approve the bill in
the absence of Goldrick, and
then one m an, Tyson, could
veto the bill. The faculty could
not a p p e a l the veto , the
students could not appeal the
veto, the alum ni could not ap­
peal the veto. The students and
faculty have no power to obtain
rig h ts
(p o w e r )
at
th is
university.
Lacking pow er to dem and
rights, students and faculty
m ust persuade the A d m in ­
istration that the bill furthers
th eir interests as w ell. And it
does. The bill is the vehicle to a
more open and unified commu­
nity. The bill promotes a disci­
pline system in which groups
re p re s e n ta tiv e o f the e n tire
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dent responsibility and involve­
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Thomas King
Morrissey H a ll
M arch 29, 1990
Q U O T E O F T H E DAY
‘ Som etim es we love that which
we can never understand.’
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Rotary scholarships offer chance to study abroad
By Mary Berger
B ulletin boards overflow ing
w ith
v a c a tio n
ad s,
c lu b
a n n o u n c e m e n ts ,
s p e c ia l
m agazine rates, and other fly­
ers are a fa m ilia r sight on
cam pus.
I alw ays scanned
these bulletin boards w hile at
Notre Dame, looking for a little
diversion as w ell as maybe an
answer to the “W hat am I going
to do a ft e r g ra d u a tio n ? ”
question.
This h ab it paid o ff b e tte r
than I could have ever dreamed
w hen, in the spring of my Ju­
nior year, I saw a le tte r from
the South Bend Rotary Club.
This letter announced that ap­
plications for the 1 9 8 9 -9 0 Ro­
ta ry In te rn a tio n a l G radu ate
Scholarships w ere availab le.
These scholarships, the letter
explained, would provide young
men and women with bachelor’s
degrees the chance to study
a b ro a d fo r one y e a r, a ll
essential expenses paid. Upon
fu rth er investigation, I learned
th at one could study w hatever
one wished d u rin g the year
abroad, and that the applicant
would give five choices of where
he or she would like to study,
but th at the fin a l placem ent
would be made by Rotary based
on w h ere they had host club
space available.
Rotary International is a ser­
vice o rg anization of w orking
*
m en and wom en w ith clubs
around the w orld. Rotarians
are dedicated to “service about
self,” hoping to achieve excel­
lence in th eir own careers, and
striving to better society. One
outstanding service they pro­
vide is sending people of all
ages and stages o f life abroad
on in te rn a tio n a l exchanges,
high school, u n d e rg ra d u a te ,
and graduate students can re ­
ceive scholarships, as can jo u r­
nalists and teachers of the
h a n d ic a p p e d .
A ls o ,
o fte n
groups o f people w orking in a
p a rtic u la r field w ill go to an­
other country for a month or
so to see how their w ork is per­
formed in another culture.
The main goal of my graduate
s c h o la rs h ip , a c c o rd in g to
R o ta ry ,
is
to
a c h ie v e
“in te rn a tio n a l exchange and
understanding." I am indeed
enrolled in a Belgian university,
but I am also supposed to inte­
grate myself as much as possi­
ble into daily life. In this way, I
learn both inside and outside of
the classroom.
W h at do I do in retu rn for
this superb chance to live
abroad and experience another
way of life? I simply am asked
to share as much as possible of
my country and our ways of
living and th in king w ith the
people I meet. Form ally, this is
done when I go to Rotary m eet­
ings either in my host city or
throughout the country. In ­
form ally this is done everyday
when I share stories of dorm
life, football weekends, peanut
b u tte r and je lly sandwiches,
and Colorado skiing. W hether I
am talking one-on-one, giving
slide presentation, or speaking
before groups, I just do my best
to be “an am b assad or of
goodw ill,”
This year-long post has truly
proved to be the opportunity of
a life tim e . I have had the
chance to interact with success­
ful men and women and learn
more about the com m unity-ori­
ented Rotary organization that
does good th ro u g h o u t the
world. I have had the chance to
explore Europe and to improve
by leaps and bounds my French
speaking ability. I have had the
chance to escape the fast track
of college, graduate school, and
jobs, and have had the chance
to truly contemplate my values
and fu tu re . I have had the
chance to live side by side with
the Belgians and have been
rem in ded th a t life is bigger
than the little world I know so
well.
If I w ere a scholarship re ­
view er, I would definitely give
this Rotary program five stars.
It pays your essential living and
education expenses, provides
you w ith ro u n d -trip tra n s ­
portation, plus, gives you a bit
of travel and emergency money.
Rotary provides this economic
security for you so th at you
m ight go abroad with you eyes
and arms and mind open, ready
to em brace all you see and
learn. They hope you w ill bring
th ese
th in g s
hom e
an d
throughout life with you.
Do check out this program if
you are at all interested in go­
ing ab ro ad.
Like an yth in g
w orthw hile, there are forms to
fill in, essay questions to pon­
der, interview s to go through,
etc. The opportunity is there to
be seized, however. I t ’s just up
to you to not let it pass you by!
Good Luck!!
M a ry Berger is a 1989 Notre
D am e g ra d u a te
c u r r e n tly
studying in Belgium w ith the
help o f a R otary In te rn a tio n a l
Scholarship.
L etters
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Lectures are planned
for Environment Week
D e ar Editor:
The Student U nion w ill be
p re s e n tin g an E n v iro n m e n t
W ee k fro m A p r il 2 -5 . On
Monday, A pril 2 at 8 p.m. in the
L ib r a r y
A u d ito r iu m ,
K a rl
Grossman w ill present a lecture
e n title d “Conspiracy against
A m e r ic a :
T o x ic
W a s t e .”
Grossman is an investigative
jo u rn alist and author who spe­
cializes in environmental issues.
He w ill be discussing govern­
m en t docum ents u ncovered
th ro u g h
th e
F re e d o m
of
Inform ation Act which concede
that state regulations are inad­
equate and which link the cur­
ren t epidemic of cancer to pol­
lution produced by industry.
On W ednesday, A p ril 4 at 8
p.m . in Cushing A u d ito riu m ,
Dave Foreman w ill be present­
in g a le c tu re e n title d “ In
Defense of the W ild .” Foreman
is the controversial co-founder
o f E a rth F irst, the m ilita n t
environm entalist group which
combines eco-tage and lobbying
to influence governm ent and
p u b lic o p in io n a b o u t th e
dangers to the environment. He
is c u rre n tly on tria l for his
activities in defense of the wild.
Finally, on Thursday, A pril 5
a t 7 :3 0 p.m . in room 127
N ie u w la n d
S cien ce
H a ll,
Professor Philip Micklin w ill be
giving a lecture about the de­
struction of the A ral Sea in the
Soviet Union. The destruction
o f the A ral Sea is one of the
largest m an-m ade n atu ral dis­
asters in the world, and due to
mism anagem ent, the A ral Sea
has gradually been disappear­
ing.
W e at the Student Union
Board hope to use this week to
prepare the University commu­
nity for the upcoming E arth
Day activities in late April. The
month of A pril has been dedi­
cated to an exploration of is­
sues which concern the envi­
ronm ent and how they w ill af­
fect the Notre Dame com m u­
nity. We hope to see you there!
Tony Lang
Ideas and Issues Commission
Student Union Board
M arch 23, 1990
SMC room selection process defended;
Policy aims to mix the classes in dorms
D e a r Editor:
I am compelled to respond to
the recent article and editorial
which appeared in The Ob­
s e rv e r
re g a rd in g the Saint
M a ry ’s room selection policy. I
appreciate the opportunity not
only to clarify some misconcep­
tions about the process, but to
correct some unfortunate inac­
curacies in reporting.
The present room selection
process was developed in 1984,
w ith the input of a 17-m em ber
student advisory committee, in
response to student demands
for the integration of the resi­
dence halls. The m ain objectives
of the policy w ere to enhance
the sense o f com m unity on
campus by mixing the classes in
each hall and to get the fresh­
m en out of the isolation of
Regina single rooms and into
living situations that would of­
fer the support and contact of
upperclassmen.
In te re s tin g ly , an e d ito ria l
appeared in the Decem ber 6,
1983, edition of The Observer
which stated that “the present
system of isolating the m ajority
o f Saint M a ry ’s freshm en in
Regina is the worst thing that
can be done in te rm s of
housing. Not only are Regina
fre s h m e n not a llo w e d the
o p p o rtu n ity to m eet u p p e r­
classmen, but the upperclass­
m en a re p ersuaded not to
choose Regina as a home be­
cause it is considered freshman
te rrito ry .”
By design, the room selection
process does not affect seniors,
who are given the option of liv­
ing where they choose. Juniors
and sophomores select th e ir
rooms next, leaving a num ber
of rooms in each hall to ac­
c o m m o d a te n ew s tu d ents.
Rooms fo r residen t advisors
are designated p rio r to the
start of the selection process,
and because of its popularity,
the Augusta Hall lottery is held
in advance of regular room se­
lection.
I o ffe r the fo llo w in g r e ­
sponses to concerns expressed
in The Observer:
1. Not counting Regina Hall,
there are only 168 single rooms
available on the entire Saint
M a ry ’s campus. Even if every
senior was offered one, some
seniors would still be living in
Regina. T here are, how ever,
544 spaces in LeM ans H all
alone- m ore than enough to
accom m odate every senior,
providing that some are willing
to live with roommates.
2. Resident advisors are ob­
viously given firs t p rio rity
ahead of other students. T heir
rooms are designated by the
resident directors; the RAs do
not choose them.
3. The Student Body officers—
all three of th em —are given
room preference p rio r to all
o th er students. As the only
officers elected by the entire
student population, it seems to
me that it is very little rew ard
c o n sid e rin g th e tim e and
commitment that they w ill put
in during the course of th eir
year in office. It is the only
compensation, if you can even
call it that, that they receive.
They are not allowed to choose
rooms in Augusta.
4. You’re right! Hall leaders
should be elected a fte r room
picks. In fact, they are, and
always have been. Only the
s tu d e n t
body
and
class
elections takeplace before room
selection.
5. Students are almost always
able to live in the same resi­
dence hall or section as their
friends, provided th a t living
with their friends takes priority
over living in a particular hall.
6. Thought the Saint M a ry ’s
room selection process may not
be p erfec t, its
in te n t has
always been to be as fair to one
student as it is to the next. The
nature of a lottery is that ev­
eryone has the same chance.
Those w ho receive a low
num ber probably see little fault
with the system; those who pull
a high num ber or who neglect
to pay their room deposit by the
deadline and are placed on the
bottom of the list would no
doubt find g reater fault.
7.
I take g reat exception to
the comment that the “housing
d e p a rtm e n t is la c k in g in
o rganization.” On the contrary,
the residen t d irectors, Mrs.
Owens, and I have done our
utmost to run the departm ent
in the absence of a director of
residence life. It is u n fa ir to
blam e personal dissatisfaction
w ith the selection process on
personnel changes in the Re­
sidence Life Office. W hether you
agree w ith the policy or not, it
was administered the same this
year as it has been in previous
years.
Finally, I would like to com­
mend The Observer for serving
as a forum for student con­
cerns, complaints and sugges­
tions. T h e re ’s a place at Saint
M a ry ’s th a t serves the same
function; it ’s called the Office of
the Dean of Student A ffairs.
I ’m there every day from 8 a.m.
to 5 p.m. I would gladly speak
with any student or group that
has alternatives for im proving
the room selection process. I ’m
much b etter at dealing with
suggestions face to face than
w ith the an o n ym ity o f an
Observer editorial.
_________
M a ry Ellen Smith
Acting Dean
Student A ffairs
Saint M a r y ’s College
M arch 29. 1990
Viewpoint welcomes letters
and columns on a variety of
issues. Send your thoughts
to: Viewpoint, P.O. Box Q,
Notre Dame, Indiana 46556.
Monday, April 2, 1990____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ page 11
A serious shopping spree
The art of bargaining in the Mexican markets, where 'pesos' don't equal dollars
ROBYN SIMMONS
a c c e n t w rite r
Probably one of the most
valuable skills you can acquire
in Mexico is not the ability to eat
spicy food (although is comes in
handy,) but the art of regateando,
a.k.a. "bargaining."
Mexico is famous for its arts
and crafts markets, called mercados in Spanish. Different cities
are known for their handicrafts:
Taxco for silver, Leon for leather,
and Oaxaca for blankets just to
name a few. Mexico City also
has a wide variety of markets
that feature everything from
handmade blankets and pottery
to generic sombreros with
"Mexico" stitched on the brim.
The more touristy a city is the
more expensive the items will
be. Acapulco for instance is so
full of tourists that the Spanish
language seems to take a back
seat to English. There are plenty
of shops and boutiques if you
are willing to pay an arm and a
leg, so your best bet is to wait
until you can find a mercado
with fewer gringos and lower
prices.
Just about anywhere in
Mexico the vendors w ill try to
overcharge their potential cus­
tomers, so it is up to the cus­
tomer to get the price down.
The key to getting the price
down is to speak as much
Spanish as possible. In many of
the more popular mercados, the
vendors are bilingual. If a
vendor starts speaking to me in
English, I tell them that I wish to
speak in Spanish, and all of the
sudden the vendor is ready to
bring down the price.
It also helps to hesitate and
pretend that you are going to
look somewhere where the
prices are cheaper. Sometimes
the best way to get the price
down is to offer to pay a price
that is well below the original
price and hope to reach a happy
medium between the his price
and yours.
Based on personal experience,
the best advice that I could give
to anyone who is planning on
shopping in Mexico is to wait
before buying anything. On
more than one occasion I have
patted myself on the back for
getting the price down and
making what I thought was a
good purchase, only to find the
exact same item at another
stand for half the price. It is
more sensible to check out dif­
ferent mercados (if you have the
time) before making the final
purchase.
Probably the only place where
shoppers cannot bargain is a
regular department store. In
Mexico, Sanborn's is one of the
largest department stores. It and
other department stores offers a
wide selection of tourist-type
gifts and souvenirs, but the
handmade arts and crafts found
at the mercados are cheaper and
more authentic than a T-shirt
that says "Greetings from
Mexico" in English.
Another interesting aspect
about shopping in Mexico is the
number of street vendors in and
around the Metro (Mexico City
subway system) selling ev­
erything from toothpaste and
candies to plastic flowers and
underwear. The items are sold
cheaply (and made cheaply)
and the vendors stand by their
wares chanting the prices as the
Metro travelers walk by.
Personally, I am wary about
purchasing any type of food
from a Metro vendor, but I did
buy four Bic pens for only 50
American cents. I have a funny
feeling that the vendor did not
exactly get permission from the
Bic company to sell their prod­
uct.
Outside of the larger Metro
stations, vendors sell Walkmans,
clothes, tapes— just about
anything. Sometimes a vendor
w ill get on-board one of the
Metro trains and try to sell his
product between stops. I have
not tried my bargaining skills
on any of the Metro vendors yet,
because I know that I could get
the same product with a
warranty back in the States.
A significant part of Mexico's
economy is the tourist industry,
so anyone who shops here
should feel privileged that they
are helping out the country everytime they shell out the pesos
to buy something. Looking back
on all of the purchases I have
made here so far, I think I have
made a large contribution to
Mexico's economy.
’Grand’ a comic disaster
New sit-com "neither funny nor well-written"
Mb'
Joe Bucolo
To be
^continued ...
Finding a new premise for a
situation comedy is tough. It
would be easier to tackle to na­
tional debt or get the Trumps to
reconcile. Still, people try. The
latest attempt to add a new
twist to the sit-com is "Grand."
NBC makes its "Grand" entry
on Thursdays at 9:30. The show
looks at life in America from
three different socioeconomic
viewpoints in the town of
Grand, Pennsylvania. John
Randolph stars as Harris
Weldon, the wealthy owner of
Piano Works, a company that
manufactures pianos.
If only remotely, all the other
characters are related to
Weldon. Desmond (John
Neville) is Weldon's butler.
Carol Anne (Bonnie Hunt) is
Weldon's daughter whose hus­
band Tom (Michael McKean)
used to work at Piano Works.
Now Tom wants to become an
entrepreneur and is looking for
rich folks to invest in his ideas.
Other characters include
Norris (Joel Murray,) Weldon's
son who is looking for a calling
in life, Wayne (Andrew Lauer,) a
young police officer, and Janice
(Pamela Reed,) Wayne's girl­
friend. Viewers may need a
score card to keep track of this
cast.
Each week's episode presents
a situation that somehow affects
all the characters. Apparently,
the different ways in which each
social class views and copes
with these situations is
supposed to be funny.
One storyline centers on the
death of Wayne's father, who
dies after a gun goes off while
he's hunting. His widow (Jane
Hoffman) is elated over her
husband's death. She has never
felt so free and youthful.
When Wayne questions his
mother about the hunting trip
during which his father died,
she tells Wayne, "He was shot
by a deer." Wayne asks if the
widow is sure her husband is
dead. She replies, "Well, I'm no
expert, but his tongue's hanging
out the same way the deer's is."
If that's how to determine if
someone is dead, this show may
go down in history as the first
TV program to massacre its
audience.
Later, at the wake, the widow
makes a fool of herself laughing
and joking about her deceased
husband. She explains her
boring life with her husband by
saying, "Gutting an animal was
one of the few things Bud and I
enjoyed doing together."
Little by little, Wayne begins
to suspect that his mother killed
his father. Others begins to
notice his strange behavior, and
soon everyone is suspicious of
what really occurred in the
woods the night Bud died. In
the end, everyone learns the
truth; the widow's story is true,
The cast of the new NBC comedy "Grand" offers a look at American life
from three different socioeconomic viewpoints.
and Wayne deals with his fa­
ther's death.
To say the show has grand
problems would be an under­
statement. First and foremost,
it's about as funny as mold
growing on bread. In fact,
watching mold grow may prove
to be a much more enjoyable
experience than watching
"Grand." The characters'
"comic" lines simply aren't
funny.
In addition, there are too
many characters to keep track of
during such a short time period.
It takes extremely careful
writing to make the transition
from one household to another
seem smooth. "Soap" per­
formed this task beautifully,
"Grand" does not. Viewers
don't really know the characters
or how they are related.
The scenery detracts from the
show as well. It is cheap and
fake. This may seem like an in­
significant point, however, the
sets are very distracting.
Weldon's mansion seems to be
made of plastic. The plants
around Janice's trail make the
park scenes on daytimes soaps
seem authentic.
Harris Weldon (John Randolph) describes his ideal date to his faithful employee Desmond (John Neville) on
the new sit-com "Grand”
Finally, the acting seems
forced and rigid. No one ap­
pears to be saying lines natu­
rally. All the actors physical
gestures are overdone and exag­
gerated. Furthermore, it is dif­
ficult to believe Wayne is only
twenty one and that Janice
would be interested in him. She
seems old enough to be his
mother.
What makes the show even
more of a disappointment is that
Bill Cosby helps produce it.
Audiences expect high quality
from Cosby so they w ill be ex­
tremely upset with "Grand."
What makes the
show even more of
a disappointment is
that Bill Cosby
helps produce it.
"Grand" is a great example of
a good idea gone awry. The idea
of different families on a single
sit-com is an excellent and
creative one; however, "Grand"
is unable to provide coverage of
all the characters without
making its audience seasick
from the choppy cuts from one
scene to another. "Grand" tries
to be "Soap" but never gets any
suds.
Heralded as one of the sea­
son's best sit-coms, "Grand " is a
disaster. It's neither funny nor
well-written. The best thing one
can say about "Grand" is that is
has a nice opening: The show
helps viewers appreciate
commercials.
Monday, April 2, 1990
The Observer
page 12
Stanford hits the threes, defeats Auburn for women’s title
K N O X V IL L E , T enn . (AP) —
Because it can shoot for three,
Stanford is No. 1.
Stanford used the record 3point shooting of Katy Steding
and hometown favorite Jennifer
A zzi to n e u tra liz e A u b u rn ’s
pesky full-court press and beat
the Lady Tigers 88-81 Sunday
to w in its first NCAA cham pi­
onship;
The Stanford victory com ­
pleted a five-year climb under
Coach T a ra V a n D e rv e e r and
sent A uburn home as the n a ­
tional ru n n er-u p fo r the third
year in a row.
A uburn had given teams fits
w ith its full-court pressure and
m atchup zone throughout the
to u rn a m e n t, but th e Lady
T ig e rs c o u ld n ’t s tre tc h it
enough to handle the outside
shooting of Steding, A zzi and
Sonja Henning.
“ W e h aven ’t been pressed
very much all season and basi­
cally for a reason,” VanDerveer
said. “ W e m ight tu rn it over
o c c a s io n a lly , b u t it opens
things up for 3 -point shooting.
“ W e try to attack the press
like it ’s a fast break opportu­
nity, where we can come down,
attack it right away and shoot
w ith o u t people defending on
Katy and Jennifer. ”
Steding made six 3-pointers
and A zzi four in topping the
previous cham pionship game
record o f tw o by A u b u rn ’s
R u t h ie
B o lto n
a g a in s t
Louisiana Tech in 1988.
Henning had a 3-p o in ter to
give Stanford 11 for the game
— also a record — and a
record 28 fo r the five-gam e
tournam ent series. Stanford set
the old record of 22 in three
NCAA games in 1988.
“ I didn’t feel any more com­
fortable today. I had a lot of
jitte rs ,” said Steding, who tried
15 3-pointers. “ I think Jennifer
and I and Sonja just tired to let
it go and stay w ith our shot.
“ I didn’t shoot very well from
the th re e , b u t I shot w e ll
enough I guess.”
C e rta in ly w e ll enough to
doom Auburn’s title hopes.
The Lady Tigers, who lost to
Tennessee in last y e a r’s finals
and to Louisiana Tech in 1988,
looked as if they m ight finally
shake th e ir bridesm aid’s garb
when the rallied from an early
11 -p o in t deficit behind th e ir
own star, C arolyn Jones, to
open a nine-point lead late in
the first half.
But Stanford scored the final
nine points to tie the score at
4 1 , then got control o f the
game early in the second half.
“ They had so many weapons
th a t d efen sively it c rea ted
pro blem s fo r u s ,” A u b u rn
coach Joe Ciampi said. “ You
win championships when people
stand up and come fo rw ard ,
and Sonja Henning really did a
job for them .”
Henning led Stanford with 21
points, m aking six of 11 shots,
and also g rabbed nine r e ­
bounds.
“ We w e’re going to slough off
Rain
Maisano sacrifice fly.
In the sixth inning, ju n io r
shortstop M ike Coss singled,
stole second, and later scored
on an Eric Danapilis single. The
next b atter, senior F ran k Ja­
cobs, followed w ith a home run
to put the score in its fin al
form , 5-0.
This game was an indication
that the Irish were pulling out
of a hitting slump that had its
five of its veteran players h it­
ting .216 or under. Coss, Ja­
cobs, Lund and Binkiewicz all
improved their average.
“T h ey’ve really w orked hard
in p ractice la te ly , and i t ’s
showing,” said Murphy. “All the
extra w o rk they’ve been doing
has paid off. I was also pleased
with Leahy, who pitched a fine
game."
Indeed, Leahy w ent the full
nine innings for his first com­
plete game and first shutout at
Notre Dam e. He allowed only
three hits and three walks while
striking out six, low ering his
e a rn e d ru n a v e ra g e to a
sparkling 1.51.
“We had confidence that we
could execute and pull off a vic­
to ry ,” said Murphy. “St. Louis’
record m ay be h o rrib le but
they’ve played some of the best
teams in the country and have
seen some very good pitching.”
Continuing in prolific fashion
was freshm an Eric Danapilis,
who went 3-for-4 on Saturday,
now leading the team w ith a
.426 average. He also leads in
at-bats (6 8 ), runs (13), hits
(29), doubles (7), and on base
percentage (.500).
continued from page 20
were vast plains of mush.
Saturday against St. Louis,
behind a m a s te rfu l p e rfo r­
mance by freshman pitcher Pat
Leahy, the Irish blanked the
B illik e n s to im p ro v e th e ir
record to 13-5.
Senior captain Ed Lund led
o ff the second inning w ith a
solo home ru n th a t put the
Irish on the scoreboard, 1-0. In
th e fifth , so p h o m o re Joe
Binkiew icz doubled, moved to
third on a field er’s choice, and
was brought home on an Adam
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AB
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N otre Dame
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S teding finish ed w ith 18
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S c o r e b o a r d
Monday, April 2, 1990
NBA STANDINGS
EASTERN CO NFERENCE
A tla n tic D iv is io n
W
x P hilad e lph ia
47
Boston
43
N ew Y ork
40
W ashington
28
M iam i
17
N ew Jersey
16
C e n tra l D iv is io n
x-D etroit
52
x-C h ica g o
48
M ilw aukee
37
Indiana
36
Atlanta
35
C le ve la n d
34
O rla n do
17
W ESTERN CONFERENCE
M id w e s t D iv is io n
W
x-U tah
50
x-S an A nto nio
48
Dallas
41
D e nve r
37
H ouston
35
M innesota
20
C h arlo tte
15
P a c ific D iv is io n
x-LA Lakers
54
x-P o rtla nd
51
x-P hoenix
48
S ea ttle
35
G olde n S tate
32
LA C lippers
28
S acram en to
22
x-clinched playoff berth
S u n d a y 's G a m e s
Boston 133, O rla n do 125
W ashington 105, N ew Jerse y 97
P hilad e lph ia 141, P hoenix 112
C le ve lan d 121, Indiana 91
C hicago 111, M iam i 103
Los A ngeles Lakers 119, Utah 103
A tlanta 142, G olden S tate 116
Dallas 86. M ilw a uke e 72
Los A ngeles C lipp ers 104, S ea ttle 103
p ag e 13
1990 DIVISION
L
26
28
31
44
56
56
Pet
.644
.606
.563
389
.233
.222
19
23
35
35
37
37
54
.732
.676
.514
.507
.486
.479
.239
—
L
21
23
30
35
36
52
56
Pet
.704
.676
.577
.514
.493
.278
.211
GB
17
21
24
36
39
45
50
.761
.708
.667
.493
.451
.384
.306
GB
3
6
18 1/2
30
30 1/2
S trea k
W on 7
W on 2
Lost 3
Won 3
Lost 2
Lost 2
I W O M EN ’S CHAM PIO NSHIPS
1st Round:
2nd Round:
Semifinals
National
Semifinals
2nd Round:
M arch 14
M arch 1 6 ,1 7 o r 18
1st Round:
M arch 3 0
C h a m p io n s h ip
M arch 30
M arch 16, 17 or 18
M arch 14
MIDWEST
WEST
_______ J j
L ouisiana Tech.
S o uthe rn M ississippi
1
S. M ississipp i]
Lo uisia na State J
r™
-ouisiana Inch.
Louisiana Tech
| H awaii
P urdue
4
15 1/2
16
17 1/2
18
35
UNLV
Purdue
N orthern Illinois
Lost 1
Won 4
Lost 3
Lost 1
W on 2
W on 2
Lost 5
M ississippi
| M ississippi
T exas Tech.
Austin, Texas
K n o x v ille , T e n n
Texas
| U tah
S tanford, Calif
O h io State
Long B e ach State
O h io S ta te ]
| Lo ng Beach St.
So uthe rn Illinois
I
G e orgia
C H A M P IO N S H IP
M ichigan
S tre a k
Lost 2
Won 1
W on 1
W on 1
W on 3
Lost 1
W on 1
I C alifornia
Aikann t:
N. C arolina State
2
9
13 1/2
15
30 1/2
35
r:
| M ississippi
| N orthern Illinois]
GAME
|
M ich ig a n ]
O klah om a State
1
vs.
AUBURN
MIDEAST
UCLA
pr
—
I Arkansas
EAST
W ashington
I h:l '.mi!
W est Kentucky
South C arolina
O ld D om inion
| O ld D om inion
| St Jose ph 's, Pa
W ashington
_
W on 3
3 1/2
Lost 1
6 1 /2
Lost 1
19
Lost 1
22
Lost 2
27
Won 1
32 1/2
Lost 4
T u e s d a y 's G a m e s
Cleveland at N ew York, 7:30 p.m.
H ouston at Philadelphia, 7:30 p.m.
G olden S tate at O rlando, 7:30 p.m.
Boston at Detroit, 7:30 p.m.
Indiana at Chicago, 8:30 p.m.
M innesota at S an A ntonio, 8:30 p.m.
C harlotte at Utah, 9:30 p.m.
Los A ng e les C lippers at S acram ento, 10 p.m.
P ortland at S eattle, 10 p.m.
Dallas at Phoenix, 10:30 p.m.
T en ne ssee
Sunday.
Aprd 1
W ashington
DePaul
I So uth C arolina
C on ne cticut
!-■
a *
Bow ling G ree n 1
Iow a C ity, Iowa
I
C lem son
| C lem son
| M anhatan
L
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P rovidence
V anderbilt
M aryland
| Maryland
R utgers |
A uburn
[A pp a la ch ia n State
Virginia
STANFORD
Virginia
A uburn
| Virginia
■T e nn esse e Teel
Ten ne ssee T ech. I
Florida State
1 Penn. State
Stanford 88 , Auburn 81
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L acrosse
NHL STANDINGS
ARKANSAS
(8 3 )
D a y 8 -1 7 7 -7 2 7 , H o w e ll 5 -9 7 -8 18,
C re d it 2 -3
B o w e rs
Notre Dam e 11, A ir F orce 10
1-4 5, M a y b e rry 6 -1 8 0 -0
12,
1 -6 0 -0 2, H a w k in s 2 -4 2 -2 6,
H u e ry 2 -5 1 -3 5, M ille r 1 -3 1 -2 3, M u rry 2-
W A LE S C O N FE R E N C E
P atrick D ivision
x NY Rangers
y N ew Jersey
y-W ashington
y-N Y Islanders
Pittsburgh
P h ila d e lp h ia
A dam s D ivision
x-B oston
y-B uffalo
y-M on tre al
y-H artford
Q uebec
C A M P B E LL CO NFEREN :
N orris D ivision
M ontana
| H aw aii
Notre D am e 1, B radley 0 (8 in nings)
B radley 5, N otre D am e 4
S a tu rd a y , M a rch 31
W
36
37
36
31
32
30
46
45
41
38
12
L
31
34
38
38
40
39
25
27
28
33
61
T
13
9
6
11
8
11
Pts
85
83
78
73
72
71
9
8
11
9
7
101
98
93
85
31
GF
279
295
284
281
318
290
289
286
288
275
240
GA
267
288
275
288
359
297
232
248
234
268
407
x C h ica go
y S t Louis
y-Toronto
y-M innesota
Detroit
S m ythe Division
42
x C algary
38
y-E dm onton
37
y-W in nip e g
34
y-Los A ngeles
25
V ancouver
x-clinched division title
y-clinched playoff berth
S a tu rd a y 's G a m e s
N ew Jerse y 5, D etroit 1
Hartford 3, Q uebec 2
Buffalo 3, Pittsburgh 2, OT
N ew York Islanders 6, P hiladelphia 2
W ashington 2, New Y ork Rangers 1
T oronto 6, C hicago 4
V ancouver 6, Los A ngeles 3
B oston 2, M ontreal 2, tie
M innesota 6, St. Louis 3
T
6
9
4
4
14
Pts
88
83
80
76
70
GF
316
295
337
284
288
GA
294
279
358
291
323
23
28
32
39
41
15
14
11
7
14
99
90
85
75
64
348
315
298
338
245
265
283
290
337
3 06
2nd o ut of 4 tea m s at "M eeting of the M inds " m eet
at Rice U niversity
1 9 -2 6 8 3.
1-3 1 7, L a e ttn e r 5 -7 9 -1 2
19, A b d e ln a b y 8 -1 2 4 -5 2 0 , H e n d e rs o n ID 21
5 -5 2 8 , H u rle y 0 -2 3 -6 3 , D a v is 1 -4 3 -4
5, H ill 0 -0 0 -0 0, M c C a ffre y 0-1
M e n ’s Tennis
S u n d a y , A p ril 1
Notre Dam e 5, M iam i (O hio) 1
0 -0 0 -0
B ase b all
W o m en's T ennis
3 -4 3,
K o u b e k 1-4 0 -0 2 B u c k le y 0 -0 0 -0 0, C o o k
0. T o ta ls 3 3 -6 1
2 8 -3 9 9 7 .
3 -P o in t G o a ls - A r k a n s a s 6-21
Notre D am e vs. S A IN T LO U IS (2), ppd, w et field
H o w e ll 1 -2 ,
M u rry
(D a y 4 -8 ,
1 -3 , B o w e rs 0 -1 , W h itb y
0 -2 , M a y b e rry 0 -4 ), D u k e (H e n d e rs o n 3 -7 ,
N otre Dam e 8, M ichigan S tate 1
M en’s Tennis
H u rle y 0 -1 , K o u b e k 0 -1 ). F o u le d O u t -
W IS C O N S IN 5. N otre D am e 4
7 ), D u k e 5 0 (L a e ttn e r 1 4). A s s is t s -
C re d it, M ille r. R e b o u n d s - A r k a n s a s 4 0 (D a y
Notre Dam e 18, S an Diego S tate 10
A rk a n s a s 14 (M a y b e rry 6 ), D u k e 16 (H u rle y
W o m e n 's Tennis
M en's G olf
6).
N otre Dam e 8, E astern M ichigan 1_______________
G E O R G IA T E C H (8 1 )
S c o tt 8 -1 7 6 -9 2 9 , M a c k e y 2 -3 0 -0 4,
SPORTS CALENDAR
B N H L STATS
M c N e ill 2 -4 0-1
4, A n d e rs o n 7 -1 4
1 -2 16,
O liv e r 9 -1 8 6 -9 2 4 . B ro w n 2 -3 0 -0 4,
M o n d a y , A p ril 2
B a rn e s 0 -0 0 -0 0 . T o ta ls 3 0 -5 9
N a tio n a l H o c k e y L e a g u e p la y e rs w h o h a ve
No E vents S cheduled
T u e s d a y , A p ril 3
sc o re d 7 0 g o a ls in a s e a s o n w ith g o a ls ,
p la y e r, te a m a n d s e a s o n :
9 2 — W a y n e G re tz k y , E d m o n to n , 1980-81
S u n d a y 's G a m e s
Edm onton 4, W inn ip eg 2
N ew Jersey 3, Boston 3, tie
H artford 1, M ontreal 1, tie
B uffalo 5, Q uebec 2
P hilad e lph ia 3, Detroit 3
W ashington 3, N ew York Rangers 2
C a lg ary 8, Los A ngeles 4
C hicago 4, M innesota 1
End R e g u la r S e a s o n
0 -0 0 . T o ta ls 2 9 -7 3
(9 7 )
B ric k e y 8 -1 0
Notre D am e 5, S aint Louis 0
Notre Dam e vs. Illinois, ppd. rain
L acrosse
L
33
34
38
40
38
0, L in n 0-1
DUKE
e
w
41
37
38
36
28
5 0 -0 5 , M a rk s 0 -0 0 -0 0 , W h itb y 0 -2 0 -0
B ase b all
Baseball vs. ILLIN O IS -C H IC A G O (2) at C oveleski
Stadium , 6 p.m.
S oftball at B all S ta te (2)
W e d n e s d a y , A p ril 4
8 7 — W a y n e G re tz k y , E d m o n to n , 1 9 8 3 -8 4
85 —
M a rio L e m ie u x , P itts b u rg h , 1 9 8 8 -8 9
76 —
P h il E s p o s ito , B o s to n , 197 0-71
7 3 — W a y n e G re tz k y , E d m o n to n , 1 9 8 4 -8 5
B aseball vs. ILL IN O IS -C H IC A G O (2), 6 p.m.
Lacrosse at K enyon
S oftball vs. E V A N S V ILLE, (2), 3 :3 0 p.m.
T h u rs d a y , A p ril 5
71 — W a y n e G re tz k y , E d m o n to n , 1 9 8 2 -8 3
72
—
B r e tt
H u ll,
S t.
L o u is ,
1 9 8 9 -9 0
71 — J a ri K u rri, E d m o n to n , 1 9 8 4 -8 5
70 —
M a rio L e m ie u x , P itts b u rg h , 1 9 8 7 -8 8
7 0 — B e rn ie N ic h o lls , L o s A n g e le s , 1 9 8 8 -8 9
S oftball at B utle r (2)
UNLV
13-21
8 1.
(9 0 )
J o h n s o n 5-11 4 -4 1 5, A u g m o n 9 -1 6 3 -3
2 2 , B u tle r 6 -1 0
1 -3 1 3, H u n t 7 -1 5
1 -2 2 0 ,
A n th o n y 4 -9 3 -7 1 4, S c u rry 3 -4 0 -0 6,
C v ija n o v ic h 0 -0 0 -0 0 , Y o u n g 0 -0 0 -0 0,
J o n e s 0 -0 0 -0 0, B ic e 0 -0 0 -0 0 . T o ta ls 3 4 65
1 2 -1 9 9 0 .
3 -P o in t G o a ls - G e o r g ia T e c h 8-21
7 -1 4 , A n d e rs o n
15 (H u n t 5 -9 , A n th o n y 3 -4 , A u g m o n
Johnson
(S c o tt
1-4, O liv e r 0 -3 ), U N L V 101-1,
1 -1 ). F o u le d O u t- B r o w n , J o h n s o n .
R e b o u n d s - G e o r g ia T e c h 3 5 (M c N e il 9),
U N L V 4 0 (S c u rry
11). A s s is t s - G e o r g ia T e c h
15 (A n d e rs o n 8), U N L V 2 0 (H u n t 7).
BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL
R e s u lts fo r S atu rd ay , M a rch 31
S te p a n 1
P ost Hole o ver Parts U nknow n W e ig ht Uknow n
by 2
D am S lunkers over Fair F C lub by 3
O ne G am e and O ut over T eam #487 by 11
Take it E asy o ver C eauces ceu o ver Noriega,
D ig g er and 2 oth e r guys w h o dug their ow n g raves
by 9
EM A Posse over Heated Je llo by 2
The G othards over 3 G uys on a Dog P ile by 16
S te p a n 2
P ittsburgh Is W eak o ver S hoot the R ock by 17
4 Dudes Yorst o ver G et O ut, G et O ut Now by 10
M om A lw ays S aid D o n ’t Play Ball in the House
o ver The Plum bers II by 4
The Blues Brothers over At Least W e A in 't the
C u bs by 7
The P angborn E xpress o ver Holy S orell by 3
S te p a n 3
The S la m m in ' S im p son s o ver 3 on 2 by 5
O FO R S o ver The D ockw orkers by 12
Fish K illers over M ission Im possible by 12
JE P D G o ver T he T ra ve lin ' D ingleberries b y 4
E ddie and the C ruise rs o ver S alous by 16
Long S hots o ver B ay Patrol R eady fo r A ction by
15
S te p a n 4
5 G uys W ithout a P rayer o ver W e Heard This is
the Best C h an ce to Score at ND by 6
M arilyn C ham bers Fantasy o ver G rand by
Forfeit
S port Death o ver C all Us A Bye by 16
Drew a B lank o ver N um b C hucks by 15
T eam T ru m p o ver B y by 13
S te p a n 5
S hirts o ver Dem on T ortfeesers From H ell by 8
G onna o ver S carlet P un p ern icke ls by 2
Irish W hiskey Runners o ver Team Lithuania by
14
S TO P o ver Don't Je rk O ur Chains by 9
Holy C ross B oogey D own o ver Rat Pack b y 16
4 S procke ts and Their M onkey o ver Fish Don't
Use A m besol by 4
S te p a n 6
T he B oard B angers o ver Lethal W e a po ns by
Forfeit
5 u nder 5 '5 " o ver H e nn e ssey's W a sh ing ton B ar
by 5
D ia tom aleo us O oze over C om e P arty W ith Us
W e W ill Let You S core by 3
Te qu ila M ockin gb ird o v e r M utant D om ers by 7
B o o k s to re 9
W e G ive G ood V ideo o ver 4 D ogs and A S cared
Fire H ydrant by 7
T he Losers over The Rods b y Forfeit
T he Teeth o ver Team no. 192 by Forfeit
Fig h tin' C ajun C u dw ed g es o v e r M ini-M ites from
Hell by 12
Innkeepers o ver T o oth nt's by 12
2
B o o k s to re 10
T h e O ld and The Injured o v e r Total A ge 190 by
G an g ste r D isciples over M anifest D estiny by 9
C lub M e erschaum over P epe & the 4 G ringos
by 9
F aculty Jo kes o ver The G erm an E xpress b y 8
F irst Round M iracle o ver Investm ent O ffice
O ptions W ithout a Future by 14
L y o n s 11
5 G uys w h o Like Hoops o ver B eer by 8
The B eer Farts o ver The G uy W ho R egistered is
Too Lazy To C om e Up W ith A G ood N am e by 11
K elly’s H eroes o ver C rim e D o esn ’t Pay IV by
Forfeit
M ike S heets and the S taff Infection o ver W e re
Playing H oops on the B oat by 13
L y o n s 12
Have Gun W ill Travel o ver Lase r J o cks II by 20
Fighting Iris II o ver Lonely Lads by 11
Paul R adicy and 4 T h eo lo gian s o ver V eni Vini
V inci (W e C am e W e S aw W e Lost) by 8
Rabid D awgs over Rex St. Ruffians by 7
4 O fficers and A G entlem an o ver LBBR by 3
ND E m ployers T h at Still Have C hildren and
Even Less H ealth Insurance o ver Earway,
T o echeez and 3 o th e r S ecreta rie s by 11
R e s u lts fo r S u n d a y, A p ril 1
S te p a n 1
Flam ingo D ancers of Death o ver C athy and The
8-B alls by 10
Drive By o ver O de to Vic Tabek by 8
W e've A lw ays Been B uster D ouglas Fans over
O bviou sly W e Have A D rinkin' P roblem by Forfeit
V in ny and M cFrogw ops over 5 G uys Lookin' to
Score T his S pring b y 20
M acho Squad o ver E nigm a tic N em esis by 8
S te p a n 2
M ore C apital T over Ja ck's L um psters by 2
A po ca lyps and the 4 Horsem en o ver B ass Boys
in the Buff by 14
W e 're Not Tacos, W e're Not Burritos, W hat the
Hell Are W e over S.T A N K by 9
The V ossburgs o ver The Q uim by Q uinte t by 8
V s R evenge o ver Big Bad Boris and the Radical
Eclectics by 17
W e sthe a d's W arriors o ver T he D o m in o 's Pizza
T eam by 17
S te p a n 3
T he G o, G o, G ophers, The T e xas Toads... o ver
Bye b y 13
C loudsy o ver The M ighty Q uinn b y 5
C o ndors o ver R icky S ez co w n-et by 17
T u nn e l D w ellers o v e r 5 Fools b y 11
Jr. C a sh a nd The S cam P ieces o v e r J im Baker,
D igger P helps and 3 o th e r G uys W a stin ' O ur
M oney by 17
S te p a n 4
E conom ics o ver A ir R ullan b y 12
S atanic M aje sty's R equest o ver The B low s b y 8
N achos o ver 5 Zo rch ed Idiots by 6
On O ver U nited D em onic Front II b y 9
M other P opcorn o ver D igger's D ream Team by
S te p a n 5
In the Mix o ver W ave Y o u ’re "Dick A dd is " by 19
4 EEs and A G eek B usiness M a jo r o ver the
Boyz by 2
Hutch B ucks o ver H erm an and the H eated
W o m bipines from the A byss by 8
Paul P ayee and The G odfath ers o f C redit o ver
Prof. Honk Asks "... by 8
S teve Eats the T oast o v e r 3 Z o na-bonas, the
Y ork Dork and S om ebody from Q uincy by 3
S te p a n
6
W h a te ve r o ver O ne W om an is E nough for
Th ese 4 M en by Forfeit
Ho kin ' the B obo o ver H asselhoff, Monk,
G am eshow , W o o dy and S om e C h ick by 7
B illy's 1st M ission o ver R em e m b er Denver???
by 5
Sm all, but Huge o ver M u ffin's Men by 12
Digger, Elway, and 3 oth e rs Done in D enver
o ver S alad by 8
S lo w P un ch 's M em orial Team o v e r P ang bo rn 's
Third Floor Free Failin’ Five b y 7
B o o k s to re 9
Royal U gly D udes o ver Mr. S tanford and the
E m issions C ontrol S ystem by 11
2 H ooked, 2 B aited, and Tom o ver S atanic
Em bryos by 10
E nvironm ental R apists o ver Em Tae by 10
Viti and 4 other C ool D udes o ver M uck O ff by 2
T he T raveling C o w b oy and His Fo ur B ohunks
over The C razy Ladies by 9
B o o k s to re 10
G ods o f H ellfire o ver Six O pen W om en by 14
Ten Legs, Nine H ands o ver Hard to Kill, E asy to
B eat by 12
G oldfin ge r and the 4 P inkies o ver W ho Farted
by 5
La P olla R e course o ver V iva La G ip p by 3
Paula a nd the 4 oth e r B allhandlers o ver Team
no. 3 40 by 18
L y o n s 11
R e m e m b er it's S tephan o ver G lobal S tiffness
M atrix by 15
Panam a F ra n k and the G rin g os o ver H ans and
Franz and 3 o th e r G uys W h o W ill P um p Y ou U p by
11
P henylketo nu riacs fro m H ell o ver League of J ll
and Ju stice fo r All b y 6
The V illa g e P eople o ver T h e E nem y a nd 4 G uys
W ho W a n t to Die b y 6
T h e B arnya rd A nim als o ver The P hons' B oys by
7
L y o n s 12
D oggie A ngst o ver Inchon Invasion b y Forfeit
W a r Pigs IV G am e O verdude over If You D o n ’t
Let Us W in W e'll Hit You Really, Really, Hard... by 9
Jim m y Jo hn son Fan C lub and 5 o th e r G uys o ver
A nti-S lug Team by 5
R odents of U nusual S ize o v e r B uster D id it, So
C a n W e by 2
The Hos o v e r Ja m e re Ja ckson , Phil S heridan
and 3 o th e r G uys W ho W o n 't S core T h is Y ea r bv 2
M o n d a y ’s G a m e s , A p ril 2
S te p a n 1
4:00 - W e lco m e to the Ju ngle vs. Frank
M cM arris Fan C lu b a nd 5 O th e r W restlers
4:45 - Team # 624 vs. M etam ucil, a Pencil, and
3 O the r C ures
5 :3 0 - Leviticus 18:2-23 vs. M auson, G ray and 3
oth e r G uys w h o Th in k T h e y're Civil
6:15 - O ur First N am e G ot C enso re d and W e
C o uldn 't T h in k of A no the r O ne vs. A rizona St., U
Penn., G re at Lakes, M u rp hy's B ar and 1 oth e r team
Kevin W arren has playe d for
S te p a n 2
4:00 - L othar of the H illpeople and His
H illpeople vs. S ta tio n a ry M otion Revisited
4:45 - Team B AM F vs. Boat Dock and Her 4
S ea m e n
5:30 - 4 R eally Big, T oo Ugly G uys and the G uy
W ith Long H air vs. UNLV (U ntam ed N otoriously
Lude V ig ila nte s)
6:15 - A m gens II vs. 3 R O TCs, a P acifist and "I
D o n ’t Care"
S te p a n 3
4:00 - N B A and 6 P ack A tta ck vs. M o o se's Men
4:45 - T he F rolicking Faltos vs. C hun ks of Frog
Feed
5 :3 0 - The M e lto ne s Farew ell T o u r vs. Joe Roos
and 4 o th e r V erm its w h o C a n ’t Play
6:15 - If T his W as N intendo W e 'd K ick Y our Butt
vs. Team no. 92
S te p a n 4
4:00 - Flying Loogiss vs. 4 G uys W h o T a ke It To
The Hole and O ne W ho Likes to G o B ackd o or
4 :4 5 - T he B ea ve r C le a vers vs. Dis N Terri
5 :3 0 - D ig g er P helps, Lou Holtz and 3 G uys
W ith N o thin g In C om m on vs. Frog n Fishin
6:15 - S m e lls like Tuna, T astes Like Chicken vs.
C a nn ib a l W om en From the A vocado Jung le of
Death
S te p a n 5
4 :0 0 - Legion of D oom vs. A nal R etentives
4 :4 5 - O pe n L oo p S ho o te rs vs. C enso rsh ip is
K illing A m e rica 's Y ou th
5:30 - Team no. 497 vs. C la rk and C om pany
6 :1 5 - S olid Frustra tion vs. M ais Blackroom ,
L am au r M undane, and 3 o th e r G uys W ho Can
Rain Them O ust the Sky
S te p a n 6
4 :00 - P otato H eads vs. W a r Pigs
4 :4 5 - B ush's Five Points of Light vs. R unning
Irish UM 's
5 : 3 0 - 3 B an a na s and a C ouple of S plits vs. The
C h u rn in ' Urns of B urnin' Funk
6:15 - S ex P istols vs. The A lley Rats
B o o k s to re 9
4 :0 0 - Salt, S alt, S alt, S hakak vs. The
C ly d e s d a le s
4 :45 - Liver D am age vs. M ary, K athy, W endy
and 2 oth e r D o gg e r S cam s
5 :3 0 - Ja pa ne se B om bers vs. 4 H o ckey Players
and S om eo ne Else
6:15 - O 'M a lle y's M a randers vs. F ive the Hard
W ay
B o o k s to re 10
4:0 0 - W e 're Here to Fight vs. C hicago,
C leveland, and 3 O th e r Fun P laces B eginning W ith
C
4:45 - The S cre am ing Uglys vs. 5 R e gu la r G uys
5 :3 0 - Rich Holtz G ets Chicks vs. Is that the
D ove o r is ND Ju st H appy To See Me?
6:15 - You Honna Beat the Heck O ut of Us vs.
N otre D am e Y acht Club
L y o n s 11
4:00 - Raul G onzalez, Raul G onzalez, Raul
G onza lez, oh R aul vs. H aw aii 5-0
4:45 - Dry H eaves a nd D rool vs. The
U n fo rtu n a te C h ee se he a ds
5:30 - N one for Ivana vs. 5 G uys W ho Have
Ne ver Been in C liff's K itchen
6 :1 5 - T he Last 5 C o m m u n ists on E arth vs.
U n m a rried W ith C hild re n
L y o n s 12
4 :0 0 - C o n scien tio us R evolters vs. High Men
and the P enny T raders
4 :4 5 - 5 M B A s W ho Date S m all B reasted
W om en vs. P re-Trial D iversion
5 :3 0 - C rea m y C ucum be rs: W e H a ven 't P icked
U p a B aske tba ll S ince L ast Y ea r vs. H a ng in g O ut
W ith Ju da s Iscariot
6:15 - W inning Isn't E veryth in g vs. K eith Tower:
H e 's No G ood
1
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The Observer
Monday, April 2, 1990
It’s not a joke: Musburger ‘let go’
a
s
The O bserver / Andrew McCloskey
No blood, no foul. Bookstore action heated up over the weekend, and
continues today at 4 p.m.
Predict
continued from page 20
w allow ing in your misery (like
yo u r cro ss-tow n riv a ls ) or
ju m p ing on the bandwagon of
some streaking team la te r in
the season. Boring.
I say ignore the “experts” and
root, root, root for your special
team w hile they’re still in the
race. A fter all, Peter Gammons
and Jim m y the Greek d on ’t
know anything more than the
rest o f us. Last y e a r’s stand­
ings and stats m ean nothing
right now, when every team is
at 0 -0 and tied for first (and
last) place.
Success w ill u ltim ately de­
pend, not on last y e a r’s num ­
bers, but on how new faces, un­
foreseeable injuries and team
spirit combine over the next six
months. No one can actually
tell which combination of play­
ers w ill gel at just the right mo­
ments this season, so don’t get
bogged down w ith a ll those
numbers.
A fte r a ll, have you ever
looked back in October to all
those A p ril predictions? They
usually look pretty silly, some­
times downright crazy.
The best way to approach the
upcom ing season is to have
some fun with it and hone for
the best. Ignore the imbeciles
who are predicting an A ’s dy­
nasty. A nything can happen.
W ho knows? Maybe the Cubs
w ill finally make it to the W orld
Series. Maybe the M ariners can
have a winning season, or bet­
ter yet, some fans. And maybe,
just maybe, the Mets can make
Book
continued from page 20
Five Saint M a ry ’s women who
made up the Slam m in’ Simp­
sons struck a blow for fe m i­
nism by defeating 3 on 2, a
team which put four men on the
court.
“I think we all played in high
school,” said Sarah M uzzarelli
o f S la m m in ’ Simpsons, who
seemed surprised when told her
te a m ’s victory was unusual.
“They (3 on 2) were pretty nice
about it, but it did get pretty in ­
tense tow ard the end because
they obviously did not w ant to
lose. It was really fun, though,
and I enjoyed it.”
it through the reg u lar season
without breaking the law.
As for my call, well you must
be just plain stupid if you don’t
realize th at the L A. Dodgers
w ill be the 1990 W orld Champi­
ons. I f Tom m y Lasorda can
lose all th at weight, then his
squad can certain ly rebound
from last y e a r ’s m is e ra b le
campaign. Don’t give me that
about K irk Gibson being over
the hill or Oakland being the
team of the 90s. I ’ve heard it all
before, and it just w on’t m atter
DENVER
(A P) —
B re n t
M usburger, the p rim ary voice
o f CBS Sports d u rin g the
1980s, was let go by the n et­
w ork Sunday in a move that
shocked officials at CBS and
other networks.
Because the move was a n ­
nounced on A p ril Fool’s Day
and a day before the NCAA
basketball championship game
— w hich M u sb urger still is
scheduled to broadcast — many
television officials at first dis­
missed it as a joke.
A w orker at CBS Sports’ stu­
dios in New Y ork called The
Associated Press insisting the
announcem ent was not true,
even while CBS Sports president
Neal Pilson was discussing the
move at the Final Four in Den­
ver.
“ It is not a jo k e ,” Pilson said.
“ I t ’s a d ifficu lt decision. I t ’s
never easy to deal with individ­
uals with whom you have per­
sonal or business re la tio n ­
ships.”
Ted S haker, executive p ro ­
ducer of CBS Sports, said the
netw ork believed M usburger’s
work load was "too much” and
w a n te d to give its o th e r
sportscasters m ore assign­
ments.
“ We have a great group of
young broadcasters. T h e y ’re
come October. The w ay the
Dodgers w ill be playing ball
this season, you can bet that
the most excitin g things to
happen this year w on’t involve
Pete Rose (pardon the pun) or
natural disasters.
So le t’s forget about those
silly predictions (mine excluded)
and let the ball players play
ball. And if you happen to be a
Mets fan, stay out o f my way.
The spit in my dorm room is
waiting for you.
our present and our fu tu re ,”
Shaker said.
Broadcasting the UNLV-Duke
game w ill be the final CBS as­
signment for Musburger, whose
5 1/2-year contract expires in
July.
“ I was surprised, but it was a
great run and I have a million
memories, and I leave behind a
lot of good friends,” Musburger
said in a statem ent read by
Jim m y Tubbs, his personal
assistant. “ At this tim e, I ’m
going to take an extended vaca­
tion, and I ’ll be working again
someday, somewhere.”
M u sb urger, who has been
w ith CBS Sports since 1975,
was scheduled to become the
main voice for CBS’ baseball
coverage, which begins A pril
14. He also was in line to be the
host for the netw ork’s coverage
of the 1992 and 1994 W in ter
Olympics.
Pilson said negotiations for a
new contract had been going on
for several months between the
network and Todd Musburger,
who represents his brother. Pil­
son said the Musburgers had
asked for a decision by Sunday.
B oth
M u s b u rg e rs
w e re
unavailable Sunday but Tubbs,
M usburger’s assistant for 5 1/2
years, answered questions.
“ It w asn’t right out of the
blue,” Tubbs said. “ He knew
for a couple of days that things
were not going well in contract
negotiations. Negotiations had
been going on and they just
broke off.”
The firs t hint of the move
came when CBS spokeswoman
Susan K err read a terse tw oparagraph statement.
“ CBS Sports announced today
that it had declined to renew
Brent M usburger’s employment
a g re e m e n t, w h ich e x p ire s
w ith in the next few m onths,”
the statement said. “ B rent’s fi­
nal event for CBS Sports will be
the NCAA m en’s championship
gam e on M onday, A p ril 2,
1990.”
K err said it w asn’t accurate
to say that Musburger had been
fired.
“ W e ju s t d id n ’t ren ew his
contract,” she said.
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been nothing short of fa iry ­
tale. That is up until yesterday.
Head Coach Bob Bayliss w it­
nessed his team fall to the N o .l
ranked M idw estern team , the
Wisconsin Badgers, 5-4 at the
Eck Tennis Pavilion.
In a match that would have
put Notre Dame in the d riv e r’s
seat for a regional bid to the
NCAA T o u rn a m e n t, the Irish
d ro pp ed fo u r o f the five
matches that w ere decided in
the third set.
“Wisconsin just played a little
bettor than us, with the excep­
tion of Chuck Colem an,” said
Bayliss. “We just didn’t have it
in the third set today. If you
add all the games we probably
won more than they did but un­
fortunately that is not how you
add up score in tennis. We
didn’t play a bad match but we
certainly did not play our best
match. We stumbled today but
we w ill be back. It doesn’t help
us w ith regard to the to u rn a­
ment but there are two ways to
get in— a regional bid or in the
top 16 in the national polls. ”
As a whole, the Irish truly we
not at 100% , but freshm an
Chuck Coleman, who currently
fills the No. 3 singles position,
certainly did not miss a beat.
C olem an cap tu red the sole
three-set victory for the 17thran ked Irish against top r e ­
gional competitor Joe Deer, 67, 6-4, 7-5.
“In the last two days, Chuck
has earned a lot of respect, ”
said Bayliss. “His play was
definitely a highlight for our
te a m .A g a in s t D e e r, C huck
passed and returned serve ex­
trem ely well. He hit at least 50
passing shots against Deer who
is a very aggressive player.”
A fter singles play the match
was knotted at 3-3, and it came
down to three doubles contests
where the Irish have prospered
throughout the entire season.
Yet the strength of the Irish
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ence is so tough this year that
we were in an amazing number
of close games.”
Sizewise, the matchups are
close.
UNLV starts 6 - fo o t-10 David
Butler at center. Duke’s s ta rt­
ing cen ter is 6 -1 0 A laa Abdelnaby.
U N L V ’s fo rw a rd s are 6 -7
Larry Johnson and 6-8 defen­
sive specialist Stacey Augmon.
D uke’s are 6-11 Christian Laet­
tner and 6-5 Robert Brickey.
“ Duke can m atch UNLV in ­
side, and it should be a great
championship gam e,” said Ge­
o rg ia T ech
coach
Bobby
Cremins, whose team lost to
Duke twice in the regular sea­
son, then beat the Blue Devils in
the sem i-finals of the Atlantic
Coast Conference tournament.
A t guard, UNLV starts 6-1
Anderson H unt and 6 -2 Greg
Anthony, while Duke starts 6-4
Phil Henderson and 6 -0 Bobby
Hurley.
The UNLV guards spread the
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N otre D a m e ’s No. 1 team ,
Dave DiLucia and Mike Wallace,
earned the fourth point of the
m atch by d o w n in g B ria n
Nelson-Joe Deer in two sets, 75, 6-0. However, the No 2 and
No. 3 duos found themselves on
the short end of the racquet as
they fell to the Badger counter­
parts.
At No. 3, Ryan W enger and
Andy Z u rker w ere shocked by
the b ro th e r co m b in ation of
Dave and Jim M irzb erh g e r in
three sets, 6 -4 , 4 -6 , 6-3. With
th at loss the fate of the Irish
was in the hands of Chuck
Coleman and W a lte r Dolhare.
And after taking the first set,
the No. 2 team slipped in the
second and third sets to Jack
W aite-D an Nabedsick, 6-4, 4-6,
7-5 and subsequently the Bad­
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“The No. 2 doubles match
was hotly controversial,” said
Bayliss noting a n u m b er of
close calls d uring the match.
“We didn’t play well at the end
o f the first set and we ju st
couldn’t pick it up enough in
the final sets. The loss was a
blow, but this team has too
much character to let this loss
affect us. It was probably the
worst time to play, considering
we had a m atch at M iam i
(Ohio) on S atu rd ay but you
have to make the best of the si­
tuation.
N o te s : On Saturday, Notre
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under Coach Bayliss against the
Redskins, 5-1. The match was
decided before doubles compe­
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M onday, April 2, 1990
Hurley battling illness;
teams gear up for final
DENVER (AP) — Ailing Duke
point guard Bobby H urley was
given the usual remedies and
was ordered to bed on Sunday
in hopes he w ill be recovered
fo r M o n day n ig h t’s NCAA
cham pionship gam e against
UNLV.
Hurley, weak from d iarrhea,
played 36 minutes but scored
only three points in D uke’s 9783 s e m ifin a l v ic to ry o ver
Arkansas on Saturday.
“ Bobby played sick, ” Duke
coach M ike K rzyzew ski said
Sunday. “ We gave him some
chicken noodle soup, orange
juice, got him a hum idifier and
some m edication and told him
to go to sleep. We hope he’ll be
fine by tomorrow.
“ I think it’s a combination of
the change in climate — it’s so
much d rier here than in North
C arolina — and a b it of the
bug. I ’m sure he’s a little ner­
vous, too.”
The freshm an guard makes
D uke’s offense go and is aver­
aging 9.0 points per game, but
he took only two shots against
Arkansas.
“ I think he would have shot
more, but when you have d ia r­
rhea you w orry about jum ping
up and d o w n ,” K rzyzew ski
said. “ Bobby gives us a lot of
offense without putting the ball
in the basket. He handles the
ball so much and puts the ball
in position to score.”
A fte r
w a tc h in g
H u r le y
against Arkansas, UNLV coach
Jerry Tarkanian had no idea he
was ill.
“ I ’ve seen Bobby on television,
but he looks a lot quicker in
person than he does on T V ,”
T a rk said. “ I really like him.
But I don’t believe if you stop
Bobby H urley, you stop Duke.
T hey’re too balanced. He’s just
one part of it.”
Lois T a rk a n ia n , w ife of the
UNLV coach, found herself sit­
ting in front of an adversary
during Mass on Sunday m orn­
ing.
“ My wife came back to the
hotel and yelled at m e,” Jerry
Tarkanian said. “ She said Mike
(Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski)
was sitting rig h t behind her
and was praying very h ard .”
In keeping with the religious
them e, Krzyzewski was asked
during a press conference what
tournam ent experience he had
gleaned from serving as an as­
s is ta n t to In d ia n a ’ s Bob
Knight.
“ I knew I was going to get a
disciple question on Sunday,”
Coach K said. “ One of these
days I ’m going to be an apos­
tle.”
Duke and UNLV were taking
d iffe re n t practice approaches
to the title game.
K rzy ze w s k i said his Blue
Devils would skip practice on
Sunday and instead meet in the
team hotel. “ I feel we need the
re s t,” he said. He planned a
leisurely walk-through workout
Monday, possibly on an outdoor
court near the hotel.
T a rk a n ia n said UNLV would
practice for only one hour of its
allotted 90 minutes Sunday. “ It
w on’t be real h a rd ,” he said.
“ I ’m sure we have some bumps
AP Photo
"Tark the Shark,’ towel-less this time, looks on as his Runnin’ Rebels took advantage of a Georgia Tech
letdown and advanced to the NCAA Tournament Final against Duke.
it was because the parents
and Jerry walking in on a visit.
and bruises from last night’s
couldn’t afford to m ake the
Some kids may have had both
game. It ’s im p o rtan t to keep
trip.
schools on their list, however.”
the legs fresh, but it’s also im ­
“We got calls from Xerox and
portant to do something. W e’ll
“ Schools w ith g re a t a c a ­
Tony R om a’s asking if they
shoot free throws for sure.”
demics like a Duke or a Stan­
could help fly parents in, but we
ford have an advantage over
can’t do th at,” T arkan ian said.
Rebel guard Greg Anthony,
us,” U N L V ’s Jerry T a rk a n ia n
“ That would be a violation.”
called “ The S enator” by his
said.
team m ates because of his in ­
D uke’s preppie im age con­
terest in politics, is vice chair­
“ Our ’86 team had incredible
trasts w ith U N L V ’s g rittie r
man of the Nevada Young Re­
pressure on it from the first
rep u tation . Not surprisingly,
publicans. But his team mates
day to the last day. This team
the coaching staffs rarely find
don’t share his political views.
w asn ’t expected to do very
themselves recruiting the same
“ I haven’t converted any of
m u c h ,” D uke coach M ik e
type of player.
th e m ,” A nthony said. “ I ’ve
Krzyzewski said in comparing
“ W e ’ re
in
d iff e r e n t
given up. They’re lost causes.”
his last cham p io n ship -g am e
(re c ru itin g ) pools, I th in k ,”
team to the current one.
D uke’s Mike Krzyzewski said,
T he p aren ts of only two
“ O ur ’86 team was tire d
“ although there are a num ber
UNLV players are in Denver for
throughout M arch, except for
of their kids I ’d like to have re ­
the F in a l F o u r, a situation
(J o h n n y )
D a w k in s
and
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coach Je rry T a rk a n ia n calls
(Tommy) Am aker.
walking out of a recru it’s door
“ u nfortu n ate.” In most cases,
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NCAA Final Four
Monday, April 2, 1990
page 17
Henderson leads Duke into final
AP Photo
Actions speak louder than words as Dennis Scott grimaces his way
through Georgia Tech's loss to UNLV in Final Four action Saturday.
Dear Jim
DENVER (AP) — Duke s u r­
vived Arkansas' “ Forty Minutes
of H e ll.” Now, the Blue Devils
are only one step away from
ending their own hell in the Fi­
nal Four.
Phil Henderson scored 28
points for the Blue Devils, who
beat Arkansas 9 7 -83 Saturday
in a battle of conditioning and
wills.
Not only did the altitude of
this Mile High City take its toll
on the players, but so did
A rk a n s a s ’ a ll-o u t ru n n in g
gam e, thus the R azo rb a c k ’s
rallying cry: “ Forty Minutes of
H ell.”
This tim e, though, those 40
minutes took a costlier toll on
Arkansas. Both Razorback cen­
ters played the entire second
h a lf in foul trouble. S ta rte r
M ario C redit fouled out with
6:22 to play and substitute
Oliver M ille r w ent out shortly
thereafter, giving Duke a huge
size advantage.
W hen C redit picked up his
fifth foul ag ain st C hristian
Laettner, the score was tied at
77. L a e ttn e r, who had four
fouls himself, hit the foul shot,
and Duke led 78-77. The Blue
D e v ils
(2 9 -8 )
o u ts c o re d
Arkansas 14-6 from that point
for an 89-81 lead.
Now, they move into Monday
night’s NCAA title game with a
chance to end a long string of
failures. Duke has been to the
Final Four eight times, includ­
ing the last three seasons and
four of the past five. Never,
though, have the Blue Devils
won a national title.
“ But I th in k w e ’re doing
things the righ t w a y ,” Duke
coach M ike K rzyzew ski had
said. This time, they did.
W ith Credit and M iller on the
Arkansas bench, the Blue Devils
went to their own strong front
line of Laettner and A laa Abdelnaby. Laettner had 19 points
and Abdelnaby 20.
Todd Day had 27 points for
A rk a n s as ( 3 0 - 5 ) , but was
scoreless in the last 8:44, and
l.enzie Howell had 18. The only
other player in double figures
was Lee M ay b e rry w ith 12.
M iller finished with three and
Credit had just five.
Twice, Arkansas trailed by 11
points and came back, the final
time with 16:40 left in the game
a fte r Duke scored the first
eight points of the second half.
Arkansas ran off nine straight
points to pull w ithin two, and
finally tied the score at 60 on
Day’s 3-p o in ter with 12:46 to
play.
H o w e ll's
3 - p o in t e r
fo r
Arkansas with 6:58 to play tied
the score at 77, but the Blue
Devils then outscored the Razorbacks 2 0-6 to end the game.
Abdelnaby scored six of Duke's
points in a row as the Blue
Devils took an 84-81 lead, then
Henderson hit seven in a row
for Duke, giving the Blue Devils
a 93-83 lead.
Rebels top Georgia Tech 90-81
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DENVER (AP) — A fter play­
ing 20 of its best minutes of the
season against UNLV Saturday
night, G eorgia Tech played
eight of its worst.
The Yellow Jackets, leading
53-46 at halftim e, missed eight
of their first nine shots in the
second half, fell behind by six
points and never caught up.
UNLV won 90-81 and advanced
to M onday n ig h t’s c h a m p i­
onship game against Duke.
It took Georgia Tech nearly
six m inutes to score its first
basket of the second half, a
driving layup by Brian Oliver
that gave the Y ellow Jackets
their last lead of the game at
57-56. UNLV then scored seven
s tra ig h t points — on a 3pointer by Stacey Augmon and
layups by David B u tler and
Larry Johnson to take a 63-57
led that Tech could not over­
come.
“ We kind of lost our compo­
sure at the start of the second
h a lf,” G eorgia Tech Bobby
Crem ins said. “ U N LV com ­
pletely took us out o f our
rhythm . They got in our jocks
and we got rattled ."
T ech ’s sharpshooting trio of
Oliver, Dennis Scott and Kenny
Anderson — known as “ Lethal
Weapon 3 ” — were held to a
total of 26 points after combin­
ing for 43 in the first half.
"They played great defense in
the second h a lf,” Scott said.
“They denied me the ball. ”
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Quarterbacks tested in scrimmage
Mirer, Kelchner, Poorman all get the chance to air it out
BY FRANK PASTOR
A s s o c ia te S p o rts E d ito r
Lou H oltz expressed great
concern over N otre D a m e ’s
quarterback situation following
Sunday’s scrim m age in Notre
Dame Stadium, its first of the
spring season.
And concerned he should be.
For after announcing that he
w ill start whoever can consis­
tently put the ball in the endzone, H oltz w atched George
Poorman lead the Irish offense
dow nfield for its first score of
the day on Sunday.
Although Rick M ire r and Jake
Kelchner saw plenty of action
in the scrimmage, it was Poor­
man calling the signals when
tailb ack Dorsey Levens swept
around rig h t end, fought off
s e v e ra l ta c k le rs and outsp rin ted the defensive sec­
ondary for a 6 2 -y a rd touch­
down run.
“We d on ’t have a startin g
quarterback right n ow ,” Holtz
said. “I look at how many times
we put the ball in the endzone,
and w e ’ve got to m ake better
progress in that a re a .”
Poorman, who is expected to
replace departing Pat T e rre ll at
free safety, began w orking at
quarterback during Saturday’s
practice to give the Irish a third
arm at the position. W alk-on
Lam ar Guillory, who had been
practicing w ith the Irish q uar­
terbacks d uring the firs t six
spring dates, lined up at ta il­
back in Sunday’s scrimmage.
R a g h ib
“R o c k e t” Is m a il
scored the only other touch­
down of the day on an eightyard ru n up the m iddle in a
fo u rth -an d -o n e situation. The
score was set up by M ire r com­
pletions to tigh t end D erek
Brown for 13 yards and Ism ail
for nine.
M ir e r , w o rk in g p rim a rily
against the second-team de­
fen se, co m p leted 1 3 -o f-2 2
passes for 102 yards. Kelchner
connected on 8 -o f-9 attempts
for 87 yards but struggled with
the option game and was in ­
volved in a couple of backfield
mixups.
“Our quarterbacks are young,
so we don’t have the rig h t
chem istry rig h t n o w ,” H oltz
said. “Rick’s done some good
things in p ra c tic e , but i t ’s
w h a t’s done on the field that
counts.
“Jake th re w the ball better
today than in practice. H e’s a
tough kid, but he’s got to keep
im proving.”
Frey, Cubs
not looking
for big trades
MESA, A riz. (AP) — General
M an ag er Jim Frey knows the
Chicago Cubs have some ques­
tions to answer, but it doesn’t
appear he plans to solve them
through m ajor trades.
“ Sure we have some ques­
tions, but so do other clubs,”
Frey said. “ I like the spirit of
our club and I don’t w an t to
change that. W e ’re trying to
find out things. It looks like
most of the guys are in good
shape.”
Two who aren’t are outfielder
A nd re Daw son and catch er
D am on B e rry h ill. Both are
coming back from surgery —
Dawson on his right knee and
Berryhill on a shoulder.
“ Dawson’s situation has him
and us ten ta tiv e ,” Frey said.
“ The doctors seem to th in k
he’ll be all right in two or three
weeks. ”
Counting Poorman’s three a t­
tempts (he completed two for
17 yards), the Irish q u a rte r­
backs put the ball in the a ir 33
times on Sunday, 21 more than
the 12 passes per game Tony
Rice averaged the past two sea­
sons.
Notre D am e’s passing game
did not go unchecked, however,
as most o f the com pletions
w ere inside the 1 0 -1 5 yard
range. Split end W illiam Pollard
led all receivers w ith three
catches for 32 yards. Tight end
D e re k B row n caught th re e
passes for 29 yards. Ricky W a t­
ters also pulled down three
passes for 25 yards and Levens
had three catches for 22 yards.
One area th at excited Holtz
was the hitting displayed by the
Irish defense. Rush end Scott
K ow alkowski and nose tackle
Chris Z orich each recorded
sacks, and defensive end Shawn
Smith stopped K elchner short
on a fourth-and-one run.
“The hitting was good,” Holtz
said. “O ur guys re a lly fly
around out there. This was not
a place for people to test th eir
courage.
“Let’s just say Alice in W on­
derland didn’t come by here to
pick up people for her trip .”
P
Linebackers D em etrius DuBose and Randy Scianna paced
the Iris h defense w ith nine
tackles apiece. Michael Stoneb reaker and drop end Andre
Jones each had seven tackles,
w h ile K ow alkow ski compiled
six, including one for a threeyard loss and a sack for minus10 yards.
Running backs Levens, Kenny
Spears and Rusty Setzer w ere
able to withstand the pounding
and take advantage of Culver’s
absence to tighten the competi­
tio n
a t ta ilb a c k .
Levens
amassed 108 yards on nine
carries, Spears gained 68 yards
on 15 attempts and Setzer c a r­
ried the ball 13 times for 54
yards.
“Levens m ade some fine
plays,” Holtz said. “W here we
are at q u a rte rb a c k concerns
me, but to see Spears, Levens
and Setzer run so well is good.”
NOTES: Junior fullbacks Rod
C ulver (sp rained knee) and
W a lte r Boyd (sprained knee
and ankle), both in jured last
week, walked the stadium steps
d u rin g p ra c tic e ...T h e y w ere
la te r pressed into service as
y a rd s tic k m o vers fo r the
scrimmage.
File Photo
George Poorman (27), shown here on defense, quarterbacked a
scoring drive in this weekend’s scrimmage. Poorman, Rick Mirer and
Jake Kelchner saw time at the quarterback spot.
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page 20____________________________________________________® _________________________________________________________ Monday, April 2, 1990
Bookstore kicks off
with Parts Unknown
vs. Celebrity All-Stars
By KEN TYSIAC
Associate Sports Editor
Bookstore Basketball X IX got
u n d e rw a y F rid a y a fte rn o o n
w ith the H all o f Fam e game
and continued throughout the
weekend as prelim inary round
actio n began on S a tu rd a y
afternoon.
The C elebrity A ll-S tars won
the H all of Fame contest by a
score of 21-2 in possibly the
strangest basketball game ever
seen on this campus. W hile AllS tars D e rric k Johnson and
Tony Rice w ere feeding each
o ther alley-oops, th e ir oppo­
nents, M r. X I , M r. X 2, M r. X3,
M r. X 4 and M r. X 5 of Parts
U n kn o w n W e ig h t U n kn o w n
fought back w ith unconven­
tional methods.
Parts Unknown, which wore
ski masks and w arm ed up for
the game by dunking oranges
through a N e rf hoop, tried to
rattle the All-Stars by bringing
piglets, a rubber snake and a
pizza onto the court. None of
this fazed the A ll-S tars, who
w ere able to build a big lead
and eat some free pizza as well.
Parts Unknown made a lastditch attem p t at a comeback
late in the game. Down 20 -2 ,
the masked marauders placed a
wooden board over their oppo­
n en ts’ offensive goal. W hen
Rice tossed a shot from halfcourt that knocked the board
off the rim , it spelled disaster
fo r P arts U n k n o w n , w h ich
drove back to home school Ivy
Tech when the game was over.
Several games went to over­
time in the p relim inary round,
including an intense m atchup
pitting The Boyz against 4 EEs
and a Geek Business M ajo r.
Outsized and outmuscled, The
Boyz w ere behind 11-5 at the
h a lf but rallied to tie the score
at 20. In the end, though, the
ta lle r EEs w ere able to use
their size and a 4 3 -20 rebound­
ing advantage to secure a 2321 victory.
“O ur tallest guy was 5 -1 0 ,
and their guys must have aver­
aged 6 -2 ,” said the Boyz’ Bob
M itchell. “All we could do was
pass it around the p erim eter
and shoot from 30 feet. W ith
four engineers and a business
geek as our opponents, we
thought we were in good shape,
but w hen we saw them , we
thought otherwise.”
O ther overtim e contests in ­
cluded a 2 2 -2 0 victory by The
Old&The Injured over Total age
190, G onna’s 2 2 -2 0 triu m p h
over Scarlet Pumpernickels and
a 24-22 win for More Capital T
over Jack’s Lumpsters.
If You Don’t Let Us W in W e’ll
Hit You Really, Really Hard Un­
less You Are Bigger Than Us
lived up to its name in a 21-12
loss to W a r Pigs IV: Game
Overdue.
“W e didn’t get into any vio­
lence,” explained John Stoj of
the losing squad. “They were
bigger than we w ere.”
“It was pretty a pretty brutal
game, but we really didn’t even
b re a th e h a r d ,” said John
Brezny of W a r Pigs, who with
tongue planted firm ly in cheek
insisted that his club is a Sweet
16 caliber team.
see BOOK/ page 14
The O bserver / Andrew M cCloskey
Tony Rice jams for the Celebrity All-Stars in their 21-2 win over Parts Unknown, Weight Unknown in the Hall
of Fame game, kicking off Bookstore Basketball XIX.
i game proves to be a washout
By SCOTT BRUTOCAO
Assistant Sports Editor
Droplets of rain accumulating
into puddles in the infield of
Stanley Coveleski Stadium on
Saturday night did not bode
well for Irish baseball action in
the immediate future.
The rain spoiled the show
over the weekend for the Notre
Dame baseball team , drowning
prospects of a nationally tele­
vised game w ith Illinois on Sat­
urday night and a doubleheader
with St. Louis on Sunday.
The only game th a t escaped
'out
CBS Sports fires
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...page 14
Split
Men's tennis wins
one, loses one
...page 14
the torrents was the Saturday
afternoon contest versus St.
Louis, in which the Irish de­
feated the Billikens 5-0.
In the game against Illinois,
rain started falling almost w ith
the first pitch. The two teams
did manage to make it through
the top of the second inning be­
fore the game was called.
“Getting rained out is very
frustrating , but it happens to
everybody,” said Head Coach
Pat M urphy. “We ju st need to
stay focused, just roll w ith it. It
ju s t m eans we have m ore
games to make up now .”
The disappointm ent at the
rainouts was even more acute
because the Irish were playing
a natio n ally ranked team on
ESPN. They had jum ped to a 20 lead in the bottom of the first
against Illinois, ranked 14th in
the nation, but the game was
not to be. Rain fell and the Irish
lost a great opportunity.
The games against St. Louis
scheduled for Sunday were can­
celled because the field condi­
tions, due to excessive mois­
ture, w ere unsuitable for play.
Both C o veleski and N o tre
D am e’s own Jake Kline Field
see RAIN / page 12
UNLV takes on Duke
for tournament crown
DENVER (AP) — It ’s NevadaLas Vegas against Duke. Not
only w ill it produce a national
b asketb all cham pion, but it
also could produce one of the
highest-scoring games in Final
Four history.
B etw een th em , U N LV and
Duke scored 187 points S atur­
day. The NCAA F in a l Fou r
record for points by two teams
in one game is 197 by UCLA
(108) and W ichita State (89) in
the 1965 semifinals.
Nevada Las-Vegas averaged
93.2 points per game this sea­
son, while Duke averaged 89.3
w ith a school-record 10 games
of 100 or more points.
Both teams feature big,
strong front lines with fine
shooting guards that pose 3-
point threats. Although UNLV
probably tends to ru n a little
more than Duke, both teams
are capable of pushing the ball
up the floor.
Perhaps the greatest d iffe r­
ence between the two teams is
Fin al Four experience. UNLV
has been to the Fin al Four
twice, the last tim e in 1987.
Duke has been to eight Final
Fours, including the last three
and four of the past five.
“ I don’t know if we have an
advantage because of being in
the Final Four, but w here our
experience comes in is th at
w e’ve been in tough games all
season,” D uke coaclx, M ike
Krzyzewski said. “ Our confer-
Baseball predictors
spell doom for some
T he beginning o f “Cheers ” last
Thursday night typifies w hat many of
us w ill be doing as we approach the
upcoming baseball season.
Occupying th eir usual spots at the
b ar, the characters had been giving
their expert predictions on who would
win the 1990 pennant race when F ra ­
zier made a critical mistake.
Chastising his friends who quite n at­ By Chris Cooney
u rally had forecasted a Red Sox title, Assistant Sports Editor
F razier ridiculed them for “completely
ignoring statistics,
averages and most logic with their Boston chauvinism. ”
“I ’m going to do something crazy, ” said Frazier. “I ’m go­
ing to go out on a lim b and pick the N ew York Yankees.
There! Now I bet I ’m the first person in the history of this
bar to do th at.”
“N o,” the others replied, “actually, Steve picked the Y an ­
kees just a few minutes ago. Hey Woody! Is Steve still back
there?”
Woody then proceeded to roll out Steve, who was tied at
both his ankles and wrists to some form of torturing device
bearing a slight resemblance to a spit. As the rest of the
crew went to grab Frazier, the daring intellect recanted his
bold prediction.
“W ait! You guys didn’t let me finish my sentence!” he
screamed. “I meant the Yankees would lose! They’ll lose!”
W hile roasting Yankee supporters on a spit strikes me as a
heck on an idea, I think the scene raises another interesting
point.
Since it seems that the professional baseball season w ill
actually begin (albeit a week late) next Monday, prognostica­
t e s all over the country are busy compiling various data in
order to preview the upcoming year and successfully deter­
mine its champion. When the m ajor publications pick all the
same winners, it can get a little disheartening if your fa­
vorite team isn’t considered a contender. If you’re, say, a
Chicago White Sox fan, and everyone else is w riting them off
A pril 2nd, before the season even begins, you may wonder
why you even bother being a fan. You’re faced w ith either
see PREDICT/ page 14
see NCAA/ page
15
CONDOM-SHAPED SPACECRAFT ZAPS
BAND BUILDING! TOUCHDOWN
W EEKLY N O TR E D AM E
TRUMP-
NEWS
April 1, 1990___________________________ An Observer Publication
i 'm the love child
o f Elvis and Liz'
- M onk
EXCLUSIVE!
P redictions
I
for
2093
After Vision, Don Gives ND
More Than Ivanaii!
AMAZING MEDICAL DISCOVERY!!!
Fr.GriffandAnnPettifen Siamese
Separatedat Birth
____
Zorich + Sweden = Woman
H oltz,
team
ponde
NOTRE
DAME
infested with
spy ring
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!!!
Loch Ness-type
monster topples
boots in Lake
For weeks scientists from around the
world have suspected that a prehistoric
monster lives in St. Joseph’s lake. Now
with this startling, new, exclusive photo
obtained by the staff of the WNDN there
is positive proof that such a monster
exists.
UZ AND ELVIS GIVE BIRTH
TO 'MONK' IN VEGAS
Notre Dame was rocked yester­
day when Monk Malloy, university
president, made his astonishing
confession: “I am the love child of
Elvis and Liz Taylor!”
M o n k c a lle d a news c o n fe re n c e to
a n n o u n c e h is a m a z in g o rig in s a fte r
w e e k s o f co n tro v e rs y , s ta rte d w h en
M a ry
E liz a b e t h
Ann
H a r r ie t
C h a r lo tte E s th e r B e rth a Ir v in g , an
in v e s tig a tiv e r e p o r te r fo r D ia lo g u e
m a g a zin e , c ra c k e d th e story. “ I ju s t
th o ug h t th a t it betrays N o tre D a m e ’s
r ic h C a th o lic h e r ita g e to h a v e o u r
p re s id e n t be th e sin -stain ed progeny
o f a n i l l i c i t u n io n , e s p e c ia l ly
b e tw e e n p agan s lik e E lv is an d L iz
T a y lo r," she said.
M o n k ’s fam ou s sm ooth moves and
s lic k s ty le a re eas y to a c c o u n t fo r
n o w — a p p a r e n tly he w as c o n c e iv e d
d u rin g th e film in g o f V im Las Vegas!
" L iz v is ite d th e s e t p r e tt y o fte n ,
a n d E lv i s a n d L iz r e a l l y h i t o f f
w e ll— th e y m ust have, I guess,” said
M onk. L iz was a b le to h id e h e r p re gency— she was going thro u gh one o f
h e r fa m o u s “ f a t p h a s e s ” a t th e
tim e — and a fte r M o n k ’s b irth he was
g iv e n to a t r ib e o f p ygm ies h id d e n
d eep in th e A m azo n ju n g le to raise.
“A c tu a lly , th a t’s how I got th e n ic k ­
n a m e M o n k ,” M o n k a d m it t e d .
“T h e y ’re a ll a b ou t 4 ’ 6 ”, and in th e ir
la n g u a g e , ‘M o n k ’ m ean s ‘th e r e a lly
ta ll, skinny, p a le guy w ith big ears ’ ”
M o n k ’s a m a z in g
acum en
as
U n iv e rs ity P re s id e n t has also b een
e x p la in e d — a p p a re n tly he is re g u la r­
ly v is ite d by E lv is ’ ghost, w ho gives
h im ad v ic e ab o u t U n iv e rs ity policy!
A ll M o n k has to do th e sum m on d e a r
o ld d a d ’s s p i r i t is r u b o n e o f th e
m u sical “F ig h tin ’ Ir is h ” buttons th a t
p lays th e fig h t song.
In tim e s o f g re a t n eed , M o n k goes
dow n to G ra c e la n d , to get b ack to his
fa m ily roots. “Y e a h , p e o p le th o ug h t
th a t I w as v is itin g a lu m n i a s s o c ia ­
tio n s a l l a r o u n d th e c o u n tr y , b u t
screw th e m ,” said M onk. “A ll I have
to do is set some p la s tic flo w ers n ext
to d a d ’s grave, and I fe e l in s ta n tly at
p e a c e .”
N o w th a t his secret past has been
r e v e a le d , M o n k w i l l s te p d o w n as
U n iv e rs ity p re s id e n t and go b ack to
firs t g re a t love— ro ck n ro ll!
“I th in k I ’ll c a ll my b an d ‘R ockers
in C o l l a r s , ’ w i t h m e as th e le a d
a c c o rd ia n p la y e r an d s in g e r,” said
M o n k . “ I ’ve a lr e a d y w r it t e n a fe w
songs, lik e ‘You A in ’t N o t h in ’ b u t a
P a g a n ,’ ‘S e m in a ry R o c k ,’ a n d ‘A r e
You C e lib a te T on ig h t? ’ ”
NEW rocker Malloy
Dialogue Exposes Squirrel Spy Ring
Don’t ta lk to loudly w h ile feeding
those adorable squirrels, they may be
repo rtin g everyth in g you have said
back to the Office of Student Affairs.
D ia lo g u e m a g a z in e , w e ll k n o w n fo r
t h e i r in v e s t i g a t iv e j o u r n a l i s m , h as
u n c o v e re d a s e c re t p o lic e o rg a n iz a tio n
co m p rised o f none o th e r th a n th e s q u ir­
re l p o p u la tio n .
D ia lo g u e c la im s t h a t th e s q u i r r e l s
h a v e b e e n r e p o r t i n g on s tu d e n ts fo r
years a fte r it u n c o v e re d a spy rin g lo c a t­
ed on South Q uad know n as “F e e d M e .”
W h ile p re te n d in g to be feed in g , th e m is­
c h ie v o u s c re a tu re s h a v e a c tu a lly b e e n
m e m o riz in g su b versive o p in io n s v o iced
by outspoken students on campus.
T h e s q u i r r e l s r e p o r t e d b a c k to F r .
T y s o n ’s o f f ic e b y u s in g a v a s t u n d e r ­
g ro u n d n e tw o rk o f c o m p u te rs fo u n d in
th e s te a m t u n n e l s . W h e n a s k e d by
D ia lo g u e i f he kn ew an y th in g ab o u t th e
S e c r e t S q u i r r e l o r g a n iz a t io n , T y s o n
resp o nd ed , “I th in k th e y ’re n u ts.”
A p p a re n tly , th e s q u irre ls s talked w h at
th e y c la i m e d to b e e s p e c i a l l y m is ­
chievous students a ro u n d cam pus— even
fo llo w in g th em back to th e ir d orm rooms
Vision forces Trump to donate
$40 mil to Notre Dame
TWINS?!
Ann Firth
John Gaski
Sydney Biddle Barrows
Tom Cruise
w h e r e th e y o b s e rv e d th e m fro m lo fty
tre e b ranches. T h e y have been know n to
r e p o r t a fte r-h o u r s ille g a l a c tiv itie s to
a u th o r itie s in d o rm s w h ic h h ave la rg e
tre e s p la n te d n e a r to them .
T h e s q u irre ls c o n fro n te d by D ia lo g u e
in th e steam tu n n e ls c la im e d th e y o nly
w a n te d to be fe d an d “to s p re a d peace
an d love th ro u g h th e N o tre D a m e com ­
m u n ity .”
Tyson’s o ffic e la te r issued a statem en t
an no u n cin g th e p la n tin g o f 60 foot trees
o u ts id e o f G ra c e a n d P la n n e r h a lls to
“b e a u tify th a t section o f th e cam p u s.”
John Ehmann
James Watt
John Halfman
Charles Manson
I t was an no u n ced to d ay th a t D o n a ld T ru m p d o n ated $40 m illio n to
b u ild a T ru m p T o w e r lu x u ry h o tel and casino on th e new D e B a rto lo
“M ob ” Quad.
“We a re happy, in th e Y e a r o f th e F a m ily , to accep t such a generous
d o n a tio n fro m a m an w ho rep re sen ts tr a d itio n a l fa m ily values, honor
and honesty — in short, e v e ry th in g N D stands fo r,” said U n iv e rs ity
P re s id e n t F a th e r E d w a rd M allo y.
T h e new b u ild in g , sp o rtin g a m u ra l to be c a lle d “Tou ch d ow n
T ru m p , ” w ill house a lu x u ry casino and h otel.
O th e r d on atio ns have a llo w e d th e U n iv e rs ity to c re a te several new
en do w ed ch airs. M a llo y an no u n ced th e fo llo w in g n ew chairs: T h e
F.W. de K le r k C h a ir in th e B la c k S tu dies P ro gram , th e Iv a n Boesky
C h a ir in B usiness E th ic s, th e L e o n a H e lm s le y C h a ir in A ccou n tin g ,
th e Itz a k S h a m ir C h a ir in A ra b -Is r a e li S tudies, th e Joe Cassidy c h a ir
o f th e M e x ic o P ro gram , an d th e R ob P a s in /R ic h a rd M. “T ric k y D ic k ”
N ix o n C h a ir in G o v e rn m e n ta l Ethics.
Lighten
This is a joke, this is only a joke. It is a test of Notre Dame and
Saint Mary’s sense of humor. Well we’re kind of sorry if you were
offended, but in the future please learn to laugh. If you feel you
were picked on too much maybe you should clue in - you proba­
bly deserved it. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Father Miceli
Vishwanath Pratap
Singh
Dick Rosenthal
Dick Cheney
ZAP!!!
ZAP!!!
ZAP!!!
ZAP!!!
The last smoldering bricks of what used to be the band building give testimony to the power of the alien death ray
which razed the building and sucked up scores of horrified onlookers.
SPACESHIP BLASTS BAND BUILDING
Band members returned dazed from wild ride
c o n c e rn in g t h e ir w ild r id e a ro u n d
th e u n iv e rs e . T h e a lie n s in e x p lic a ­
Hundreds of Notre Dame students frozen in fear stood in awe as they b ly b e a m e d o n ly th e tu b a s e c tio n
witnessed the abduction of old band build in g by aliens from outer a b o a rd th e ir ship, an actio n th a t s till
has scientsits b a ffle d .
space.
T u b a p la y e r s to ld o f c o n v e r s in g
Scientists rushed to the scene by a top-secret division of the newly
formed international intelligence group, E R E C T , were startled by w ith th e a lie n s by p la y in g m usic on
th e ir tubas. “I t was rig h t out o f Close
the events at Notre Dame.
ERECT refused to comment at this time but said it would be holding E n c o u n t e r s ,” th e y s a id . S e v e r a l
E lv i s ,
M o z a rt,
and
a press conference later. They did, however, reveal that the spaceship n o t ic e d
B e e th o v e n p la y in g tu b a s w ith th e
was bein g re c la s s ifie d from a U F O to u n a b le to c o rre c tly id e n tify it u n til alien s.
a U n id e n tifie d S p e rm ic id a l Condom in v e s tig a to rs show ed th e m p ic tu re s
M u s ic a l e x p e rts la t e r id e n t i f ie d
o f p revio u s sightings o f th e condom ­
(USC).
th e tu n e as t h a t o f th e U S C fig h t
T h e re c e n t rash o f condom shaped s h ap ed c ra ft. R e s e a rc h e rs stressed song. “ B e e th o v e n m u s t h a v e c o m ­
spaceship sightings p ro m p te d to for th e im p o rta n c e o f d is tin g u is h in g it p o sed th a t c ra p , th e o n ly guy w ho
m a t io n
o f th e U S C c a te g o r y . fro m o th e r types o f lo n g an d ro u n d
c o u ld lik e th a t song w o u ld h a ve to
R e s e a rc h e rs s aid th e y w o u ld h ave U F O ’s such as th e p o p u la r v ib r a to r be d e a f,” band m em bers e x c la im e d .
s e n t th e s p e c ia l s u p e r d u p e r , to p variety.
In an even s tra n g e r tw is t o f events,
s e c re t U SC in v e s tig a tio n te a m b u t
R e s e a rc h e rs w e re stu n n e d by th e E R E C T w as l a t e r fo r c e d to r e l i n ­
no one at N o tre D am e could id e n tify s u rp ris in g n u m b e r o f stu d e n ts th a t q uish c o n tro l o f th e in v e s tig atio n to
e x a c tly w h a t th e s p a c e s h ip lo o k e d h a d n e v e r s e e n a p r o p h y l a c t ic N D S e c u rity . “ N o w th a t th e B e r lin
like.
b efo re. “ I t was tu rn in g in to a sex ed W a ll has f a lle n , t h e ir b o r d e r s a re
T h e shape was, a t firs t, only loose­ class,” doctors said.
th e m ost secu re in th e w o rld . H a v e
ly d e s c r ib e d a lo n g , r o u n d , a n d
In a d d itio n to th e sp ectators sever­ you e v e r tr ie d to get on cam pus w ith
“ s o r t - o f ” p o in t e d . S tu d e n ts w e r e a l b a n d m e m b e rs w e r e q u e s tio n e d a keg? T h e y ’re even m o re se c re tiv e
By Ramses X. Tra
Letters from an am azed God I
SIAMESE TWINS SEPARATED
Unnamed, sources have revealed a shock­
ing secret about Notre Dame’s hottest couple,
F a th e r R o b e rt G r if f in , C S C. and A n n
Pettifer.
W h il e t h e y ’v e b e e n
b u s y o o z in g s e x u a li t y on
th e dance flo o r th e y ’ve also
been co verin g up th e ir past
to g e t h e r :
G r iffin
and
P e ttife r a re r e a lly S iam ese
tw in s , jo in e d at th e h ip at
b ir t h a n d s e p a r a te d a f t e r
fiv e a g o n iz in g days in th e
o p e ra tin g th e ate r.
G r iffin an d P e ttife r
w e r e r e u n i t e d la s t f a l l
w h en th ey w e re tea m e d up
as p e r f o r m e r s o f th e h o t
an d spicy L a m b a d a d ance.
T h e ir act won g re a t ac c la im
from th e students— both on
and o ff th e dance floor.
“ T h e r e w as a k in d o f
te le p a th y b e tw e e n th em , an
in tim a c y th a t tra n s c e n d e d
th e spoken w ord. A k in d o f
in tim a c y
th a t
e x is t s
b e t w e e n p e o p le o f o n e
h e a r t , o n e m in d a n d o n e
so u l,” said N o tre D a m e stu­
d e n t an d d ie h a rd L a m b a d a
fan M elissa S m ith , “A n d one
body, too. I guess th e re was
m o re to th e c h e m is t r y
b e tw e e n th em th a n m et th e
ey e .”
T h e s can dal ro c k e d th e
N o tre D am e cam pus and
s h a tte re d th e c u lt o f fo llo w ­
ers th e tw o had g ath ered .
“I ’m ju s t g lad to have it
o u t in t o th e o p e n . T h e s e
p a s t fe w w e e k s h a v e b e e n
h e ll,
w o r r y in g
about
w h e t h e r m e m b e r s o f th e
c o m m u n ity , a n d e s p e c ia lly
o u r d e a r fa n s , w o u ld fin d
o u t,” said G riffin .
D e s p ite c rie s o f in c e s t,
th e tw o w e re a d a m a n t ab o u t
staying to g e th e r an d fa c in g
th e m usic. “We lost so m any
y e a rs to g e th e r b e c a u s e o f
o u r c ru e l s e p a ra tio n th a t we
can n o t b e a r to be a p a rt fo r
a n o t h e r m o m e n t ,” s a id
P e ttife r . “ O f co urse w e a re
sorry fo r th e d e v a s ta tio n we
h a v e w re a k e d on th e n u m ­
b e r o f p e o p le w h o lo o k e d
up to us as ro le m odels and
p la c e d th e ir tru s t in us, but
w e h o p e th e y c a n u n d e r ­
stan d th a t lo v e tra n s c e n d s
a ll b a r r ie r s an d c a n n o t be
d e n ie d .”
“ D a n c in g in th e face o f
such ad v e rs ity w ill add new
d e p th an d u n e x p lo re d p as­
sio n to o u r p e r fo r m a n c e , ”
ad d ed G riffin .
“ I d o n ’t k n o w w h a t got
in to th e m ,” said U n iv e rs ity
P r e s id e n t “ M o n k ” M a llo y .
“I t ’s bad enough th a t I have
to d e a l w ith these fa irie s in
d re s s e s on m y a d m in is tr a ­
tio n who scream an d ru n at
th e sight o f a s n ow b all. N ow
I have to cope w ith incest? I
th o u g h t t h a t w a s th e o n e
g o d d a m n th in g no o n e on
th is cam pus had tr ie d y e t.”
th a n w e a r e .” E R E C T s o u rc e s
r e m a r k e d a b o u t th e t r a n s f e r o f
pow er.
N o t r e D a m e S e c u r ity d e n ie d th e
catastro p h e and said th a t th e e n tire
in v e s tig a tio n had b een tu rn e d o ve r
to th e O ffic e o f S tu d e n t A ffa irs . “We
w o u ld n ’t w a n t th e tr u t h to g e t o u t
’cause th a t w o u ld give N o tre D am e a
b ad n a m e ,” co n fid ed P h il Johnson o f
N D S ecurity.
U n d e r p re s s u re fro m th e N E W S ,
F r. Tyson h e ld a press c o n fe re n c e to
e x p la in th e situ atio n . “I d o n ’t give a
sh *% ab o u t th e b an d b u ild in g , a ll I
k n o w is th e y m is s e d m y o f f ic e by
o nly 200 ya rd s !” Tyson cursed.
C o n fid e n tia l sources re v e a le d th a t
T y s o n h as b e e n r e c e iv in g th r e a t s
fro m th e a lie n s fo r m an y y ea rs and
m ay h a v e b e e n t h e i r ta r g e t. In an
e f f o r t to p r o v id e a g e ta w a y in th e
fu tu re , a d m in is tra tio n sources said
th a t th e e x tra $10 m illio n from N B C
w o u ld be used as a dow n p aym en t on
a S te a lth F ig h te r.
10% of Notre
Dame students
are Gay
10% of Notre
Dame students
are in ROTC
Who’s
Abnormal?
If you’re in ROTC,
you're bound to hear a
good number of people
say that you’re “abnor­
mal.”
Being in ROTC isn’t
some aberration that
occurs from childhood
as a military brat or a
lack of ability to get
another job. It’s just
one of nature’s varia­
tions on a theme, like
liberalism.
Notre Dame’s ROTC
students don’t ask for
much...Just for people
to realize that if their
guns accidentally go
off on the quad and kill
your friend, we still
deserve respect. And
we’re not abnormal.
Zorich to undergo sex change!
'I've always wanted
to be a cheerleader'
by D. O. N ’tk illm e p le a s e
Hey there star-gazers and North
Quad Grazers! The Star Stud is
here to bring you my astrolgical
predictions.
A s w a s r e p o r t e d in a N E W S
E X C L U S IV E ! in o u r last issue, I was
t a k e n on a U F O r i d e a c ro s s
M i c h i a n a w i t h a li e n s fr o m th e
fu tu re . On my tr ip , I ta lk e d to Z o lta r,
a N o t r e D a m e g ra d fro m th e y e a r
2093, who to ld m e o f th e top stories
o f th a t y e a r in D ia lo g u e , th e le ftis t
s tu d e n t d a ily . A c c o rd in g to Z o lta r,
th is is w h a t w ill face D om ers in 100
years.
• R ic h a r d “ D ig g e r ” P h e lp s , s t i ll
re fu sin g to stop coaching, w ill le a d
his team to a d e fe a t a t th e hands o f
S is ter W in ifid a ’s C o lleg e and H o m e
fo r R u n a w a y T e e n s in t h e f i r s t
ro u n d o f th e S o la r S ystem b a s k e t­
b a ll to u rn a m e n t. D ig g e r asked th e
s tu d e n ts f o r h e lp on p ic k in g h is
a n n u a l s lo g a n . S om e to p a n s w e rs
w ere: “T h e P a tte rn is S a tu rn ,” “You
P enis, I t ’s R e a lly V en u s,” “D o n ’t Be
S tu p ite r , W e ’r e C o in ’ to J u p i t e r ,”
a n d th e w i n n e r , “ D e s t in a t i o n
U ran us: W hy N o t, H e ’s B een B oning
Us fo r th e L a s t C e n tu ry .”
•T o m Rask (Class o f 90), c u rre n tly
s e r v in g as V ic e P r e s i d e n t fo r
S t u d e n t A f f a i r s , a n n o u n c e d th e
N E W IM P R O V E D A L C O H O L A N D
P A R IE T A L S P O L IC Y . U n d e r it, any
stu d en t who even th in k s ab o u t h a v ­
ing sex o r d rin k in g is fo rc e d to 500
hours o f c o m m u n ity s e rv ic e on th e
E d ito r ia l B o ard o f Com m on Sense.
• L o u H o l t z , n o w w e ig h in g 3
pounds an d s till c o achin g th e fo o t­
b a ll team , an no u n ces th a t th e b lu e
and gold colors o f th e fo o tb a ll team
a r e b e in g a b o lis h e d in fa v o r o f a
m u lti-c o lo r e d
NBC
Peacock™
d e s ig n .
In
a d d itio n ,
H o ltz
a n n o u n c e d th e fo llo w in g p a tc h e s
w o u ld be ad d e d to th e u n ifo rm :
-E X -L A X ™ - th e o ffic ia l la x a tiv e o f
th e F ig h tin g Peacocks.
-D E B A R T O L O ’S L O A N
SERV IC E ™ - W e ’l l M a k e Y o u a n O f f e r
You C a n ’t R e fu s e .”
-D IA L D U I™ - T h e o ffic ia l law yers
o f th e fo o tb a ll team , and
-M IA M I SU C K S .
• F a t h e r E d w a rd M a llo y , P re s id e n t
E m e r itu s
of
th e
U n iv e r s ity ,
a n n o u n c e d h is in t e n t io n to le a v e
th e p rie s th o o d an d m a rry a 16-yearo ld s o p h o m o r e a t S t. J o e ’s H ig h
School. S aid M a llo y , “I was sick and
tir e d o f h anging a ro u n d w ith a buch
o f guys w h o w e a r d re s s e s . W h a t I
w a n t is a c h ic k w h o R E A L L Y puts
o u t .” T h e g i r l , B r a n d i B im b o , o f
M is h a w a k a , was happy, y e t cautious.
“I ju s t th in k w e ’d b e tte r get m a rrie d
r e a l soon b e fo r e m y f a t h e r fin d s
o u t,” she said.
•F a t h e r John P a u l C heckett, p re s ­
id e n t o f th e U n iv e rs ity , an n o u n c e d
th e U n iv e r s ity ’s in te n tio n to in v e s t
th e e n tir e e n d o w m e n t fu n d in ads
s u p p o rtin g th e S o u th A fr ic a n gov­
e r n m e n t. “ I ’m s ic k o f e v e ry b o d y
w h in in g
about
r ig h ts ,”
s a id
C heckett. “L e t th e m d rin k C oke.”
• A m id a tic k e t c o n tro v e rs y , f o r ­
m e r V i c e - P r e s i d e n t D a n Q u a y le
speaks to th e N o tre D a m e c o m m u n i­
ty. M a tt S ch lap p I I I , p re s id e n t o f th e
Y o u n g F a s c is t R e p u b lic a n P igs o f
N o tre D am e , w e lc o m e d Q uayle, but
c o u l d n ’t f i g u r e o u t w h y no o n e
a t t e n d e d th e le c t u r e . “ I s w e a r I
gave a t ic k e t to e v e ry o n e on c a m ­
pus. I b e t you th e F la m in g L ib e ra ls
o f N D /S M C a re b e h in d t h is ,” s a id
Schlapp.
The Office of Sports Inform ation confirmed today
what reporters have been gossiping about for weeks:
Chris Zorich is undergoing a sex change operation
by Swedish doctors at the infirm ary.
Z o ric h , th e 6 ’1” 268 n o s e g u a rd fo r th e Ir is h fo o tb a ll
te a m b e c a m e b o re d w ith h is p re s e n t id e n tity d u rin g
some o f th e less e x c itin g games th is year.
Z o ric h ’s e x tra o rd in a ry p la y in g a b ility has m ade h im a
necessary m e m b e r o f th e s ta rtin g lin e u p fo r most o f th e
year, b u t d u rin g some o f th e less strenuous games th is
y e a r Z o ric h got a taste o f spectating. Z o ric h was re p o rt­
e d ly n e v e r h a p p ie r th a n w h e n h e e n t h u s ia s t ic a lly
c h e e re d on his fe llo w p la y e rs d u rin g N D ’s b lo w o u t o f
SM U .
“ I t was d u rin g th a t [S M U ] gam e th a t I firs t got a taste
o f c h e e rle a d in g , I kn ew th en I w a n te d to be a N D c h e e r­
le a d e r, a fte r a ll th e M ia m i p la y e r a re th e best c h e e r­
le a d e rs in co llege fo o tb a ll,” Z o ric h said at a press con­
fe re n c e on F rid a y , “ an d w ith n e x t y e a r b ein g th e Y e a r
o f th e W om an and a ll, I ju s t said w hy not see w h at i t ’s
lik e .”
T h e o p e ra tio n , sch ed u led fo r som etim e n e x t m onth at
th e in firm a r y w ill in v o lv e surgery an d some “c h e m ic a l
changes” doctors say. “ We lik e to c a ll it a s im p le n ip and
tu c k o p e r a tio n ,” s a id E d w a rd V a n M a n n e n , a S w ed ish
s p e c ia lis t who w ill assist in th e o p e ra tio n .
Z o ric h hopes to c o n tin u e p la y in g fo r th e fo o tb a ll team ,
and c h e e rin g on th e s id e lin e s . “ I ’d lik e to p la y o n e -h a lf
out on th e fie ld and o n e -h a lf on th e s id e lin e .”
Z o r ic h ’s coaches see no reason w hy he c a n ’t do both
n e x t y e a r, a lth o u g h th e y w o u ld o b v io u s ly lik e to see
m o re o f h im on th e fie ld th a n off. “ C h ris has b e e n an
o u tstan d in g c o n trib u to r to th e team th is year, and they
c a ll h im th e h u m an groundhog, so I guess he can do a
s o m e rs a u lt,” said H e a d Coach L ou H o ltz.
Z o ric h exp re s s e d a d e s ire to change th e u n ifo rm s o f
th e fe m a le c h e e rle a d e rs to a tro p ic a l p r in t th a t w o u ld
Zorro's New Look: A sleek, feminine figure
expose a c h e e rle a d e r’s stom ach “fo r a b e tte r ta n lin e .”
T h e c u r r e n t c h e e r le a d in g c a p ta in D o n G o m e z w as
both e x c ite d and m y s tifie d by Z o ric h ’s d e s ire to jo in th e
squad, but c la im e d th e re w o u ld d e fin ite ly be room fo r
th e p o p u la r cam pus fig u re.
“I r e a lly am e x c ite d ab o u t C h ris jo in in g th e squad. I ’m
ju s t k in d o f w o rrie d ab o u t fin d in g som eone to li f t and
catch h im ,” said K e ille e n P h e la n th e o th e r c a p ta in fo r
th e 1990-91 c h e e rle a d in g squad.
Z o ric h s aid F r id a y th a t he w o u ld be h a p p y to “p la y
th e guy c h e e rle a d e r i f no one on th e squad was strong
en ough.”
“T h e ‘H ey, w e ’re g oing to b e a t th e H e c k o u t o f y o u ’
c h e e r m igh t be a little m o re m e n a cin g now w ith Z o ric h
on th e sq uad ,” said fe llo w c h e e rle a d e r D on Stager.
Notre Dame signs million-dollar ESPN deal
D igger brings in the bucks to keep the basketball team o ff the a ir
ESPN, in what is believed to be
the biggest deal of its kind in his­
tory, today agreed to pay the
Notre Dame basketball program
an estimated $35 m illio n over the
next five years to guarantee that
none of Notre Dame’s home
games w ill ever be broadcast on
television.
“We fe lt it o u r civic d uty to m ake
sure th a t th e n a tio n w o n ’t have to
w atch N o tre D a m e lose gam e a fte r
g am e,” said E S P N P re s id e n t Joe
Sm ith.
C on troversy has a lre a d y arisen
o ver th e proposed d e a l. O th e r m e m ­
bers o f th e N C A A have pro tested
th e d ecision . In an a n n o u n cem en t
in L a u re n c e , K ansas, th e a th le tic
d ire c to r o f Kansas U n iv e rs ity
th re a te n e d to resum e th e N o tre
D am e-K ansas b a s k e tb a ll co n tract i f
th e E S P N d e a l w asn ’t c a lle d off.
S e v e ra l m em bers o f th e N C A A ,
in c lu d in g D e P a u l U n iv e rs ity and
M a rq u e tte U n iv e rs ity , said they fe lt
th e d e a l w asn ’t fa ir. D e P a u l head
b a s k e tb a ll coach Joey M e y e r
w h in e d , “A fte r a ll, w e ’re every b it
as bad as N o tre D am e. D o n ’t we
d eserve th e m oney?”
N o tre D am e head coach D ig ger
P h elp s re sp o nd ed to th e new con­
tra c t, saying “Oh, goodie. P eo p le
d o n ’t w atch us anyway. A t least
w e ’ll be a b le to c o n tin u e re c ru itin g
h ig h -q u a lity p la y e r s .”
BLUE JOGGER
IDENTIFIED!
In what was termed its
‘I can't
biggest investigation in
believe it was
h is to ry , N o tre D am e
Tuthiir
S e c u rity
today
announced the arrest of
■Rex Rakow
th e
fa b le d
“ B lu e
Jogger,” who had been
te r r ify in g fe m a le N o tre Dam e students by
touching them inappropriately.
T h e id e n tity o f th e jo g g er is even m o re shocking
— K e lle y T u th ill, fo rm e r se c u rity re p o rte r fo r T h e
O bserver!
“ I c a n ’t b e lie v e it was T u th ill a ll alo n g ,” said R ex
R akow , d ir e c to r o f s ecu rity. R a k o w d id , how ever,
p o in t o u t th a t T u t h ill c a rrie s a c o n c e n tra tio n in
g e n d e r studies.
“ M a y b e i t w as so m e s o rt o f c la s s p r o je c t . O r
m aybe th a t’s ju s t w h a t th e y ’re a ll in to over th e re ,”
R a k o w c o n tin u e d .
S e c u rity b e lie v e s T u th ill m ay have used th e jo g ­
ging su it p lo y in o rd e r to a ttra c t a th le tic fo o tb a ll
p la y e rs w ho a re re p u te d to m ake th e so phom ore’s
liv e r q uiver.
Some People
Think Gays are
Crazy and
Like to Wear
Dresses
Who’s
C
Underneath their fool­
ish costumes is sheer
closemindedness.
Dangerous closemind­
edness. The
Administration is wag­
ing a campaign of total
control over the Notre
Dame students. And
now they want you on
their side.
Gay people may wear
dresses, but we’re far
less dangerous than the
men pictured at left.
Will you continue to
wage a useless war
against us? Or will you
join us in saying the
administration should
“live and let live”?
After all, we aren’t the
only ones in dresses.