Wicked Pissa episode 1
"VP NIGHT"
We pan into the town of Medford, Ma, while "Fly Me to the moon" by Frank Sinatra is playing as
the credits roll. I want this to look fresh. First shot is of the highways and parts of Boston.
WRITTEN BY ANTHONY MASSA
BASED ON THE LITTLE COMIC STRIP WRITTEN BY ANTHONY MASSA
Scroll over medford square, maybe a water color of the strip with devlins, donuts with a
difference and cvs.
"SNUS RAP" WRITTEN BY STEVE MAHONEY AND OTHERS
Ending song sung by Bailey Lee
Pan over the library
STARRING:
Pan over west medford square
ANTHONY MASSA
MICHAEL MEEHAN as himself and Squeehy
GINO FODERA
PATRICK DUFFY
DEION GILL
pan over various homes
JASON DARNELL
PRESTON HOLT
MICHAELA DAVIDSON
DEVON VENDETTI
pan over the high school
WHOEVER ELSE DOES VOICES
pan to playstead as we ease in gently onto the hut in the park. It's nighttime. The music fades
A group of kids are sitting on the tables, a couple more are over at the swings and some are
over by the structure. All in all it's pretty packed at playstead and everyone is having an alright
time.
massa, meehan, gino, deion crow and duffy are sitting at a table listening to JTD make beats on
the table. Clack clackity clack clack, Deion Crow starts beatboxing and Meehan starts doing the
snus rap
S-N-U to the motha fuckin' S
i pack i mean lip man i must confess
15 pouches in my tin
lips so fat, i cant grin (Some people join in on a few words as he sings it)
you dissin my snus thats a silly sin
talk some shit, and get popped in yo chin
my tin is fresh and my style is raw,
my snus is bitchin im above the law
from my 40 i take a sip
and i pack my snus in my upperlip
i dip on the bed, i dip on the couch,
'scuse me bitch lemme get another pouch
my lips so fat its outa sight
HOLD UP NIGGA, MY HEAD IS LIGHT
yo you gat the snus kidddd?
yo lemme get a lip
i never need a spitter,
so imma straight dippp
hold up,
tins runnin low
wait one second while i check the flow.
thats right, im bringin' snus back,
wait one minute while i rip this black
bitches blow me like a whistle
thats right, cuz i pack a missle
MASSA AND DUFFY AND GINO: OOOOOOH!
(Laughter)
Massa: Shit dude this is awesome. beautiful night,everyones here... No piggies.
Meehan: I know, hopefully nothin' fucks it up.
[Gino shoves meehan in annoyance]
GINO: The fuck dood! Just jinxed us probably.
JTD: Knock on air.
[Everyone makes knocking motions on the air]
Deion: Wait, why knock on air?
JTD: Wood breaks.
Deion: Ohh.. oh yeah ! That's pretty good.
[Someone breaks a bunch of bottles offscreen] AHH! FUCK!
[Everyone looks over and the camera pans on squeehy the mouse surrounded by two broken
bottles of wine]
Squeehy: Fuck dude, i had mad cheese for this! .. Ugh, oh well. [Pulls out a half pint of captains
and takes a swig, afterwords, pulling out a ball of cheese and taking a bite]
MASSA: Oh what's up squeehy, thought you had that thing today.
SQ: Oh, the thing, the fuckinnnnnn' orthodontists? Yeah, I did, they tightened my shit up it hurts
bad.
DeCro: Dude, you're a mouse, your supposed to have buck teeth. you don't need braces.
Squeehy: Yeah? Well fuck you bird, at least my shit ain't white. What're you a fudge twinkie?
DeCro: At least I don't shit raisins.
GINO: Could you guys stop talking about shit for a second? I think I heard something.
[Everyone in the parks conversations start to die out until there were only shushes then silence.]
...
...
Someone says something. There's a rustling and then finally a dog is heard.
Someone offscreen: LEBERT! LEBERT!
[Everyone throws their liquor and other illegals, though some hold onto theirs, like squeehy and
meehan. People hide in bushes and behind secret spots, squeehy hides in a log, others hide up
in trees, etc. Some dip to the square]
[Pan over to Massa and Micky hiding behind the same bush]
MICKY: (whispered) This is crazy right?
MASSA: (laughs quietly, a little freaked out still) haha.. yeah crazy. I didn't know you were here.
MICKY: Yeah, I got here like 10 minutes ago.
[Goes quiet for a moment, and massa looks out above the bush a bit]
MICKY: Do you see him? Does he have the dog?
MASSA: Shh...
[Pans over from the bush to the outside area where the party was. A young police officer is
walking around with his flashlight. He looks very tall and scary, in like that army way.]
LEBERT: Alright kids! I know you're all still here.
...
You ain't gonna pick up all these cans? Fuckin' punks.
...
[Massa goes back down, looking visibly frightened]
[Micky scoots closer, looking more worried after seeing his expression and hearing the officer.]
[Looks back over]
LEBERT: I'm gonna give y'all a head start. You can all run now, but I'm garutneeing you all that I
WILL catch the fastest one.
{Music sting}
[Pan over various nervous teens faces]
LEBERT: ON THE COUNT OF TEN! Haha, or I'm lettin' the dogs out.
MASSA AND MICKY look at eachother shocked: !!!!!!!!!
LEBERT: ONE
...
LEBERT: TWO. (Smirks, and presses a button on his walkie talkie, as he lifts it to his mouth to
talk)
[Pan to DEION and SQUEEHY]
Deion: Are you gonna run?
Squeehy: Are you?
Deion: I dunno, maybe. Wait, you're a mouse! Why don't you just go through a hole in the
fence?
Squeehy: My bottle is too big, birdbrain.
Deion: Are you serious?! You still have that?
Squeehy: Dude, I paid bills for this.
[Deion face palms]
LEBERT: (finishes talking on walkie talkie) ALRIGHT SO FIVE.
Squeehy: What the fuck you were on two!
[Everyone who was in the park groans]
Squeehy: Aw shit, dip!
[Everyone runs from the bushes and out of the trees. Lebert is trampled and confused, a bit
pissed that he was bluffing about the dogs. He quickly recovers though and jumps to his feet.
Smirking, he goes after Deion and Squeehy first.]
LEBERT: Oh, you freaks are dead!
Squeehy: (As he's panting and running) Freaks? Fuck you dude! (throws his bottle and dives
into a hole in the ground) Stemmanooch!
DeCrow: Dude, really!?! He's super pissed now!
LEBERT: YOU'RE DEAD BIRD.
(Music intensifies, heavy jazzy chasing music building up until Lebert is closing in on his tail
feathers)
Decrow: Wait a second ! I'm a bird! Ha ha, I'm so silly. So silly. (Jumps up and flys off like a jet.
Just as Lebert tries to grab his leg.)
Lebert: Damnit!
[Lebert stops his chase and looks to his right. It's Duffy and Gino making a run back for the
booze.]
LEBERT: (Smirking) I love stupid kids. (Makes a mad dash for the tables to heavy metal music.
Some NIN or Dethclok.
(Pan to tables)
DUFFY: Dude, gay! It's Lebert . Get my beers get my beers.
GINO: I'M GEEETTIN EM DUDE RELAX. I DROPPED MY PHONE.
Duffy: Are you serious? I'm dippin' dude.
GINO: FOUND IT OKAY LET'S GO
(The two make a mad dash for the gates but get pulled up by their collars at the last second)
LEBERT: Hey boys.
Gino: Fuuuuck.
Duffy: Can I call my dad?
Lebert: Get in the car.
(The two, looking defeated, walk into the car.)
LEBERT: You have the right to shut the fuck up. That is all.
(Drives off)
(Scene change to amici's in medford square)
(Micky and massa are sitting at a table, Massa eating a slice of Pizza.)
MICKY: I hope the others are okay.
MASSA: (With mouth full) I'm sure they're fine.
(Squeehy runs in, looking horrified)
SQUEEHY: DUDE! DUDE!
MASSA: Squeehy! Whatup! What happened? Where's the others?
SQ: Dude, it's horrible. I can't believe it. He WON man. Lebert fuckin' WON.
MASSA: What!?! Calm down, what happened?
SQ: And we LET him win too. We just WATCHED. Didn't even TRY to help! (Starts crying) I...I
don't think I can go on. Knowing what happened back there. I-I (Micky smacks him in the face)
MASSA: haha.
SQ: OW! Damn girl, you have some hard ass hands.
MICKY: What HAPPENED.
SQ: Dude, I had to toss my L.
(Face palms)
SQ: Oh and Gino and Duffy got bopped.
MASSA: WHAT! ughhhh! Dude...
SQ: I know, what the hell. I remember when playstead was fun. Now everytime we try to do
something we get bopped.
MASSA: I know... but. I mean, things change you know? I love playstead, and I hate to say this
but, maybe playstead's over.
SQUEEHY: Over? like...no more park parties?
MICKY: Obviously not there ever again!
(Massa slumps in his chair)
MASSA: Damnn...
MICKY: Are you hammered?
MASSA: No... just like... not sober.
MICKY: Cute. Well, it's late you guys, I think I'm gonna go home. (Pets Massa on the head) Call
me soon, okay?
MASSA: Mmhm. (Eyes droop)
(Micky laughs)
MICKY: Later Squeehy.
SQUEEHY: Peace ho.
(Throws up dueces)
(Both Massa and Squeehy tilt their heads and watch her leave, enjoying the view.)
SQ: (jumps over to Massa) ite dude, you ready to dip?
MASSA: Yeah, yeah, hold on. You want a slice? i'm just tryin' to chill for a bit.
SQ: Hell yeah, on you?
MASSA: yeah, I don't give a fuck. Here's two bucks.
(Squeehy bounces off happily and Massa rests his head on the table)
MASSA: (Zoom in on his head) nnnnnn....
[Scene change, but the focus is still on massa's head, though now it's resting on a school desk.]
MASSA: rrrrrr......
TEACHER: AHEM. (laughter from her and the room)
[Massa looks up groggily]
T: Not enough sleep last night Mr. Massa? Do you need to go to the nurse?
MASSA: no, I'm fine. I was up all night, doing homework.
(More laughter)
T: I'm sure. Well then answer me this. What's the pythagorean theorum?
MASSA: Uhh.. πr²?
T: No, that's how you find the area of a circle.
MASSA: Sorry. Uh, I don't know.
T: You do though, you just don't pay attention. See me after school today.
MASSA: But I have detention already.
T: See me AFTER detention.
MASSA: Ughhh (head falls on desk)
[Class drones on, the teachers words turning into gibberish. Massa looks down to his desk and
finds a note there. "Open <3"]
MASSA: Huh? (Opens the note to look at it) Thoughts: Everyone's going to VP tomorrow night,
make sure you're there
[It's signed by Micky at the end. Massa looks back towards her and she's looking down at her
desk. She looks up and smiles, motioning towards the note with her pupils. Massa nods with a
dumb smile.]
[Meanwhile, in SCENE CHANGE lunch time cafeteria...]
GINO: Dude, I can't believe we got bopped.
Meehan: We know, you've been preaching all lunch.
DUFFY: Still dude!
Meehan: I heard a couple other heads got bopped too. Playstead's done.
(Massa sits down at the table)
MASSA: I heard people are going to VP tonight.
Meehan: nuh uh, from who?
MASSA: I dunno, couple heads. Worth a shot right?
Duffy: Nah dude, isn't VP RIGHT next to the school?
MASSA: (Shrugs) Hiding in plain sight I guess. I dunno, I'm going.
MEEHAN: I mean I guess.
[Gino and duffy exchange looks and then shrug]
[SCENE CHANGE: We are now in Massa's room, Massa is looking for clothes, and Squeehy is
sitting on Massa's bed.]
SQ: So, where's the party at tonight?
MASSA: VP, but uhh.. I think you might wanna stay in tonight. Lebert's pissed at you I heard.
SQ: What? The fuck did I do?
MASSA: You only whipped a bottle at his domepiece, no biggie.
SQ: Right ? Fuck that, I'm goin' out tonight. Yolo bitch.
MASSA: Whatever dude, just don't go crazy tonight. Cops come to my door I'm pointing to your
mousehole.
SQ: You would.
MASSA: Shut up, no I wouldn't dude.
[Massa is wearing a grey undershirt with a black unbuttoned over shirt, over a belt with black
pants. He sprays some Aqua Di Joe on himself.]
SQ: Someone's tryna get his cheese bit.
MASSA: What dude? Is that what you call it? That sounds unpleasent.
SQ: Who's the bitch?
MASSA: Alright first of all, don't call her a bitch. Second of all there is no bitch.
[They exchange looks, Squeehy trying to read Massa's face. Massa looks uncomfortable]
SQ: I know who it is.
MASSA: (Turns around embarrased) Fuck you dude.
SQ: It's that brunette ! Hahaha you're gay you like girls.
MASSA: Whatever dude, go get stuck in a mousetrap.
SQ: Hahaha. Atta boy Massa. here's some gum.
MASSA: (Begrudgingly reaches for it.) Thanks dude *SNAP* Ow! {it was one of those prank
packs of gum} what the heck man!
SQ: Haha sucker. I got this at Spencers. Mad funny. I got this too (Produces a whistle) It's a
brown noise blower. Makes people crap their pants I think. (Blows it)
MASSA: Dude gross!
SQ: Did you shit your pants?!
MASSA: No dude! my stomach just kinda hurts. Put that thing away.
SQ: (Looks at the whistle pissed off) Grr, stupid thing. Last time I pay 50 dollars on gags.
MASSA: Time check.
SQ: It's 6:45. PM. I'm sober. Let's fix this.
MASSA: Alright yeah, I'm all set, let's dip.
[massa and squeehy walk down the street. The skies are growing darker, and streetlights are
starting to flicker on. They pass by a homeless man.]
MASSA: Jimmy ! How ya been buddy?
HOBO JIM: One day at a time kid.
SQ: Yee yolo.
[SCREENWIPE, SCENECHANGE. We are now outside of Deion's treehouse, looking in through
a window, as we zoom in. We close in on his bedroom, and he's singing a song, but is nowhere
to be seen. We zoom in on the bathroom door and hear a shower running.]
Deion Crow: One day I'ma be so rich, I'ma buy my moms a house
New crib with a big tv, and I'll still sleep on the couch
oooo00oo0ooo
[Emerges from the bathroom in a cloud of steam]
How ya feel how ya feel how ya feel,
25 sittin on 25 mil' nanananananaa...
(Stops in front of a mirror. Deion looks into the mirror as if he's looking for something.)
DeCrow: Hmmm... Ah! (Put's on stunna shades.) There we go. Alright! Looks like I'm ready to
party. (Turns around and heads for the door. Doesn't notice he's got some TP still stuck to his
foot, and it's still attached to the roll. So as he is leaving, it leaves a trail of toilet paper wherever
he goes. he flies off, carrying a snake of toilet paper with him. It looks kind of cool actually.)
[Lebert is sitting on the side of his car sipping a coffee. He looks up and sees a black bird flying.
He then notices the toilet paper dangling from his foot.]
Lebert: well I'll be goddamned. (Lifts his walkie talkie up to his mouth) Looks like we got another
party at playstead. I want all park patrol cars there tonight, this is gonna be good. I want every
kid in the back of a car by the end of the night. Over.
(SCENECHANGE, As MASSA and SQUEEHY walk down the street, they notice a bunch of
cops heading for playstead.)
SQ: I thought I smelled bacon.
MASSA: Looks like they're not going our way though. Which is good.
(MASSA BROUGHT A DRAWSTRING BAG WITH HIM, SQUEEHY IS PEEKING OUT OF IT.
As they near the school, Squeehy looks perplexed)
SQ: Why are you going back to school?
MASSA: Nah, the park is on this street.
SQ: You serious?
MASSA: nah it's cool! Like, VP is HUGE. It's got like 5 levels. Upper park, lower park, field,
courts, and then a path leading to the huge woods in the back.
SQ: That's ill. Hey is that the bird?
(Deion Crow is landing gently a ways ahead of them. He looks back at them)
DeCrow: Yo!
MASSA: eeYO!
(They all dap eachother up)
Decrow: Glad I'm not the first one here!
SQ: Technically you are. You sippin' tonight? (He asks this as he pulls out a flask and takes a
quick swig. Does a cute little shiver.)
DeCrow: Nah, I gotta fly tonight. besides, (Lifts up his wing, and shows a wristband that
says "Remember the Promise: Don't Drink and Fly.)
SQ: Oh damn, that's legit huh?
DeCrow: Yee. But it's all goodie, I'm high on happy right now this is gonna be sick. Look at this
place.
(Pan over to the entirety of Victory Park, starting with the entrance, sign, benches, upper
playground, then the lower, then the tables on the grass behind that, then the courts, then the
field, then the entrance to the woods)
....
SQ: I think I'm gonna go over there (Jumps out of bag and runs off)
MASSA: No wait Sq-- He's gone. (Sighs) Oh well.
Decrow: He's definitely getting arrested tonight.
MASSA: I think Lebert wants to eat him.
DeCrow: I kinda do too.
(Massa gives DeCrow a look)
DeCrow: What? if you were dead I'd probably pick at you too. Nothing personal, just my nature.
MASSA: (Awkwardly) So we're the only ones here huh?
----
(Time Skip: 20 minutes later)
[Massa has opened his 4loko and is a little tipsy]
MASSA: Woooooo party of twooooooo!
DeCrow: (Bored, face in hands) I'm about to leave.
MASSA: AW COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
DeCrow: rrr...(perks up a bit) Wait. Someone's coming.
(The two both look over towards the entrance. They're both sitting on the tables behind the
lower level by the way.)
MASSA: SHHH. Sh. just.. shh for a minute.
DeCrow: Is it a cop?
MASSA: No it's a couple people ! YO!
(There's no response for a minute)
YO!
???: Yo who's that!
MASSA: It's Massa and Deion! Who's that?
(Duffy and Gino both walk in holding two cases of bud lite)
GINO: Yoooooo! What's good boys? (Gino daps up each one while holding the case of beer in
his other hand.) Where's the party at?
DUFFY: It's back up in the woods.
MASSA: WHAT?
DUFFY: yeah, Squeehy told us. He called, said he was with you guys.
MASSA: Uh... yeah. We're here to bring you up there.
GINO: Well let's get movin' boys!
(Deion and Massa exchange looks and shrug. They head for the path that leads to the woods.
It's an uphill walk for a few minutes, then orange light from a fire is seen. Slowly Pursuit of
Happiness the STEVE AOKI remix is heard fading in, and we close in on the faces of the boys.)
MASSA: No waaaaaay!
(We pan out to dozens on dozens of kids socializing, drinking, dancing, laughing, smoking
and partying. Everyone is having a great time. Right at the point of the song when Kid Cudi
says "Crush a bit" we pan to Massa's widened eyes. He's feeling that feeling of surprise and joy
where you can't believe this is happening.)
[The next 2 minutes involves short scenes of:
-Gino knocking his bottle on top of other's bottles to make them fizz and overflow
-a few kids trying to jump over the fire, preston falling on it and putting it out.
We open to everyone sitting on logs around the bonfire. They decide to play a game]
Preston: Okay, so for this game, you gotta say something dirty, but it has to start with the next
letter of the alphabet.
Meehan: What dude?
Preston: Like...A, "Asshole".
Massa: B...buttsex!
(Laughter)
Squeehy: C, Cunt!
(shocked laughter)
Devon: How does such a cute mouse have such a dirty mouth?
SQ: Suck my dick sideways.
Preston: D, for dick.
(laughter)
MASSA: Wait...E...
Gino: Anus! Wait no...
Duffy: Aereolas.
Meehan: That's 'A' too. Erection!
(Laughter)
All: OOOOHH!
[SCENECHANGE, meanwhile, at playstead]
Lebert: I don't get it. Every kid in Medford should be here right now.
Other Officer: Maybe we should pack it in eh? I think we missed a couple of shootings and
robberies.
Lebert: Shootings and robberies? What're you, big meech? Nah man, kids. Kids are the real
fuckin' targets. Always out, not following rules, not doin' what their parents tell em. you know my
kids hang out with these punks too?
Other: I'm just sayin' man. Why would they come here two nights in a row anyways? There's
other parks.
Lebert: Other..(Perks up) Bit player officer, you're a genius!
[Cue police cars chasing towards every park in medford]
[Back at VP woods]
[Everyone's socialising, and having a good time. Massa sits on the log sipping his drink and
poking the fire with a stick]
SQ: What time is it?
MASSA: 11:47 (Checks his phone)
SQ: Mad late. I'm tryna go home soon.
[Micky walks over and sits by them, watching Massa poke the fire]
SQ: Uh...Hey I gotta go see if anyones got any herb. Hit me up when you're ready to dip.
Massa: Ight. ( looks to his left to see Micky) Oh! Hey Mick, there you are.
Micky: Haha, here I am. (Smiles and sits up a bit) How are you?
Massa: No complaints. how bout you?
Micky: Eh...(Shrugs and looks down)
Massa: What's wrong? (Massa sits up and faces Micky, hand on the log they're sitting on.) Who
did it? I'll bang 'em out right now.
Micky: (Chuckles) No...that's sweet though. I'm mad at you though, so you should just punch
yourself.
Massa: What'd I do! (Laughs a bit, wobbling slightly)
Micky: You haven't chilled with me in forever! The fuck, man?
Massa: You're right. What a fool I've been. (Bows) I apologize m'lady, we should chill asap.
Micky: Maybe after school this week?
Massa: deff...well we're chillin' now! (Smiles)
Micky: (Micky smiles back) Hey, I wanna show you som--WEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWEOOOOOOOOWEEOOOOOO
Massa: Fuck.
Gino: LEBERT LEBERT!
Massa: Come on! (Massa grabs micky's hand and leads them out a long, rough, but safe way
out of the woods. Thrilling chase music plays as we hear dogs barking)
[Chase scene]
(Chase music dies down, we're left with nothing but the sounds of crickets chirping and cars
on the busier streets in the distance. Massa is trying to catch his breath, and Micky is doing the
same.)
MASSA: Hahh..hahh..
MICKY: Hoooooooo...that was ...
MASSA: ohmygodicantbreath hahh.. hahh..
(The two look at eachother, still breathless. They start laughing, Bailey Lee's song plays.)
MICKY: That was INSANE! (Excitedly stands up) I've never been that scared and excited and
happy all at the same time! (still laughing)
MASSA: (Smiling and chuckling back, not laughing as much) haha, yeah.. lotsa feelings. (is
looking at Micky smiling) You hadda good time then?
MICKY: HELL YEAH! (clings onto Massa's arm) Walk me home fucknuts.
MASSA: ahhh alright. Why not. (Laughs, which makes Micky laugh as they start walking down
the street)
[It's quiet as we pan back, viewing the two walk down towards governer's ave. The two are both
a bit tipsy. We witness their conversations in short segments, as time passes during the walk.
no dialouge is heard as the song plays over the scene. they eventually reach Micky's door and
they stop at the stairs]
MASSA: So I guess this is you.
MICKY: Yeahhhhpp.
(It's quiet for 2 seconds before Massa smiles and opens up, offering a hug)
Micky: Aw I had fun. (Hug)
MASSA: Me too beautiful!
(The hug lasts a few moments. Anda few more)
MICKY: Mmm..you smell like classy cologne...mixed with booze of course.
MASSA: hahah..
MICKY: And you're so warmmmmm. (Hugs a bit more)
[they finally release and they just look at eachother, still holding eachothers hands by fingertips.
They smile]
[Suddenly, extremely loud music is heard. Bailey's song is interrupted for a moment as I'M ON A
BOAT by the Lonely island echoes]
MASSA: SHIT! (Scrambles for his phone, it's his mom) Uhh, hi ma.
Ma: Where the fuck ah you?! Do you know what time it is??
MASSA: I know I know, sorry ma. (Face palms and looks at Micky, who looks surprised but kind
of amused) I'm coming home now.
MA: Right now.
MASSA: Ok... love you. bye. (shuts off phone. BAILEY'S SONG FADES BACK IN)
MICKY: She pissed?
MASSA: Yeah, but it's all good. I gotta go though.
MICKY: you hammered?
MASSA: not sober. (Chuckles)
MICKY: (laughs along) Me neither actually...
[It's quiet again. You know what's goin' on here.]
MASSA: I'll call you.
MICKY: (fast) You have my number right?
MASSA: Yeah! I know it by heart (laughs)
MICKY: Okay...I'll see you later. (They hug again, quicker this time. They pull back and Massa
leaves.)
MASSA: (Waving, quietly) seeya.
[No dialouge. We watch Massa walk away from the house, walking down a hill. We then switch
to Micky's P.O.V. who's still standing by her stairs, looking on. She walks up the stairs, opens
her door, walks in, shuts it and then we zoom out to view the entire house. There's one yellow
light on in one window, and as we pull out more it shuts off.]
[Massa's walking home, looking up at the sky smiling as he walks. Squeehy pops out of his bag]
SQ: So you stick it in her bum bummmm?
MASSA: What the fuck dude! How long were you in there?
SQ: Long enough. Where are we?
MASSA: The square.
SQ: Wake me up when we get home.
MASSA: Yeah.
END
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