book review by: HEATHER BURNETT book review by: BRAD SMITH Here We Go Again: This is a Book My Life in Television by Betty White P ublished in 1995, Here We Go Again: My Life in Television, Betty White’s fourth book, holds up as an informative memoir spanning the years of vintage television from the 1940s to the 1990s. White’s writing is humorous and likeable, much like her television persona many have grown to adore over the past 70 years. If you don’t know much about Betty White, after reading this book you will leave this Earth knowing that – aside from her enduring career in television – she has had a lifelong commitment and unconditional love for animals. Many in my generation who came of age in the 1980s remember her as Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls. White talks about this and her many other roles, including her role as Elizabeth on Life with Elizabeth from the 1950s, as Sue Ann Nivens from The Mary Tyler Moore Show in the 1970s and, briefly in the forward and afterward, as Elka Ostrovsky on her current sit-com Hot in Cleveland. No Betty White memoir is complete without thorough mention of her many game show appearances. Known as the “Queen of Game Shows,” White met her third husband Allen Ludden when he hosted Password. They were married from 1963 until his death in 1981. Married three times, she speaks of all the marriages with respect, but the love story between her and Ludden is particularly endearing. White’s casual anecdotes make the reader feel like she just had lunch with them the week before, and she probably did. The book is filled with stories of television and movie stars, like Bob Newhart, Carol Channing, George Burns and Donnie and Marie Osmond, as well as stories about vacations with Grant Tinker and Mary Tyler Moore and weekly card games with titans of the television industry. These entertaining accounts create a memoir of a true pioneer of television as well as for women in show business. White conveys her respect for the industry and for the many people with whom she’s had the pleasure to work. In between the stories she shares about the people in her life are more than enough mentions of the animals she’s loved - her dogs, her friends with pets, animals on the sets - and how she has made career choices based on her love of animals. White is seriously dedicated to the welfare of animals and has been a longtime board member of the Morris Animal Foundation. White writes all her books by longhand, just like her personal friend John Steinbeck, because if writing longhand “was good enough for Steinbeck, it’s good enough for me.” She easily incorporates even the smallest details about herself into this memoir, like how she still has the gas logs in her fireplace that were used in filming a Barbara Walters interview at her home in the 1980s. The book is engaging and entertaining through to the end. 30 RGV + Beyond Arts & More | rgvartonline.com Author: Demetri Martin D emetri Martin was my inspiration for dropping out of law school before even being accepted. By writing this book, Demetri Martin dives deeper into his devolution of the standard job hierarchy. Since his attempt at becoming a lawyer, he has degenerated to stand-up comic, to cable TV show figurehead, to small “bit” roles in movies, to his most recent endeavor as obscure, uncharacterized author. For the unfamiliar, Martin’s comedy stylings are best described as highly analytical observations, with a flair for quick-witted, intelligent one-liners. “This is a Book” is organized as a package of single-serving slices of the same main course. For those of you counting your literary calories, this structure allows you to select your own portion sizes, from butterfly nibbles to full-on comedic binge reading. What stands out is the stylistic departure from stand-up routines or TV sketch comedy, allowing for uninterrupted elaborations where his stand-up one-liners live as fictitious, if absurd, short stories. Plus a Demetri Martin production wouldn’t be complete without a buffet of data charts, tables, epigrams, sketch commentary, anagrams, and palindrome short stories. It also wouldn’t be authentic Martin without experimentation in how the limits of “quirky” deviate from the limits of “funny”. Not many authors, regardless of experience or genre, will give their readers that peek behind the curtain. Like the rest of his work, what’s special about Martin aren’t the obvious lines, fart jokes, or direct setups paying off. He lands unexpected humor within fresh approaches, and triumphs in the subtleties of language, human behavior, internal dysfunction, and his own post-analysis self awareness. I challenge you to buy this book. What I mean is – when you’re standing amongst the racks – good luck finding its native shelf. Is it non-fiction? Graphic novel? Social sciences? Romance? Selfhelp? Gender studies? New Age? Biography? Autobiography? Psychology? Reference? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.