REDLANDS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
A DRINKING CLUB WITH A RUNNING PROBLEM!
MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
Hash Horn:
Webwanker:
Grand Master:
Religious Adviser:
Hash Cash:
On Sex:
Trailmaster:
Brew Mistress:
Hash Flash:
Batman
Double Dick
Toe Knee Hand Cock
Catatonic
The Monarchist & Climax
Pink Bits
Parasite
I Forgot & Squeaky Clean
R-Rated
THE HASH TRASH
RUN NO:
HARES:
# 598
8th December 2008
Red Breast & Chopper, 2 Scotby Court, Alexandra Hills
This could be an interesting Trash – as I forgot to take notes, and the old grey matter is not what it
used to be!
A good crowd turned up tonight, ready for the marathon run/walk that had been set! The usual spiel
about the trail was given – but we were warned that it was like the Black Hole of Calcutta – and
unfortunately that was not a lie! We certainly did go through some shiggy and some bush and the
dark forest that wasn’t enchanted! But Chopper had run out of toilet paper, and so some of the
walkers lost the trail and ended up far, far away from home and had to phone for a shining knight (in
the disguise of Please Hold) to come and rescue us in his new chariot – don’t think it will ever be the
same again after carting us hot & bothered Hashers in it!!
DOWN DOWNS
Hares
charge from the Circle
charge from ?
Red Breast & Chopper – eventually after all the Hashers were home
safe – somewhere after 8.20pm!!
The Committee – a unanimous agreement (which is amazing in itself!) that
the Committee (and their partners!!) and some helpers did a great job in
organising our Hash Christmas Party last Saturday night – an exhausting
night for all, especially for dancing queen Climax!
Under Pressure – for taking a tumble on the run, surprising he was the only
one tonight!
There were many more charges tonight, but I can’t remember them - oops!
Achievement Award
Achievement Award
Dick Head Hat
Dummy Spit
Announcement
Raffle
Batman – got his 500 runs badge
Potty – 50 runs
R-Rated & Rooter – are again enjoying the hat and forgot to bring it back!
Who has the dummy?? Must be using it to keep quiet!
Just Plain Margaret wants the Hashers to know that Sir Penis is in respite
care until 15th December at The Grange, 25 Macgregor Drive, Birkdale,
ph: 3207 5666. Sir Penis would be delighted to receive visitors whilst he is
staying there. He is in room 317.
1st Prize - Climax
2nd Prize – Desire
The Circle was followed by a nosh of pitta bread, rissoles and salads.
ON ON
Snail Trail
UPCOMING RUNS:#599 15/12/08 Joint Red Dress Run, Chalk Hotel, Stanley St, Woolloongabba remember to buy your red dress from a charity shop
#600 22/12/08 Committee Run, Oyster Point Park, Phelan St, Cleveland
DATE CLAIMERS FOR REDLANDS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
15th December 2008
10th January 2009
31st January 2009
16th & 17th May 2009
Joint Red Dress Run, Chalk Hotel, Stanley St, Gabba
Toe Knee Hand Cocks 50th birthday bash, Birkdale 4pm
Not-the-600th Run
Weekend Away
Another of Einstein's Theories:Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so
well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if
there is a DNA Connection.
This came to be known as....
Einstein's Theory of 'Relative Titty'