FALLACY WORKSHEET Fallacy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 1 Example A government official said today that the new gun law will be proposed tomorrow. A reasonable person would agree that the use of animals in research is inappropriate America: Love it or leave it Billy Joe Don Basker, the football star, flunked my course. Athletes are all such poor students! Don’t believe anything Rush Limbaugh says, because he is a big, fat idiot! Education is like a business. In business, everyone knows the customer is always right. Therefore, students should have more input into the curriculum. Experts agree that the best way to prevent nuclear war is to prepare for it. Fred, the Australian, stole my wallet. Those Australians are a bunch of thieves! I asked the people in my study group, and we all agreed that we love our courses this quarter. YVCC is great! I believe ghosts exist. In fact, one lived in my house. What? You say that there is no such thing as a ghost? Can you prove it? I didn’t think so. So they DO exist! I took EZ-No-Cold, and two days later my cold disappeared. Wow! Is that medicine great or what?? If we pass laws against fully-automatic weapons, then it won’t be long before we pass laws on all weapons, and then we will begin to restrict other rights, and finally we will end up living in a communist state. Thus, we should not ban fully-automatic weapons. Immigration to Alberta from Ontario increased. Soon after, the welfare rolls increased. Therefore, the increased immigration caused the increased welfare rolls. Last night I shot a burglar in my pajamas. My friend heard on the news the other day that Canada will declare war on Serbia. Noted psychologist Dr. Frasier Crane recommends that you buy the EX-Rest Hot Tub, so you do on his recommendation. Right thinking Canadians will agree with me that we should have another free vote on capital punishment. I heard somewhere that YVCC is planning to become a four-year school. Save soap and waste paper! * indicates that we haven’t covered this fallacy yet. Try to figure out the problem. FALLACY WORKSHEET Fallacy 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 2 Example Scientists cannot prove that global warming will occur. Therefore, it probably won’t. We are at war with terrorism. Countries are either for us or against us. We hope you’ll accept our recommendations. We spent the last three months working extra time on it. We should disregard what Bush says about taxation because he won’t be affected by it. What do you mean it is an “F”! I worked all weekend on it! You must believe in God, for otherwise life would have no meaning. You say I shouldn’t drink, but you haven’t been sober for more than a year! You should never gamble. Once you start gambling, you find it hard to stop. Soon you are spending all your money on gambling, and eventually you will turn to crime to support your earnings. Uri Geller can’t locate which container has the hidden water. He attributes this to the negative energy in the room. “You are either against abortion or you’re a baby-killer. Which is it, you moron?” Al Gore’s son gets better after receiving a teddy bear from Uri Geller. Geller claims that his psychically-charged teddy bear healed little Albert. Schools shouldn’t teach kids about sex. If they know about, they’ll be having sex all the time and then, before you know it, the teen pregnancy rate will skyrocket. I saw Ray bend a spoon with his mind. I didn’t believe in psychic powers until I saw that. You don’t need to eat healthy to lose weight. Just try our little fat-melting pills and watch the fat melt off those thighs! Who are you to tell me that taking drugs is bad? You took them when you were my age! 35 Many of the above examples come from Downes, S. (1995-2001). Stephen Downes Guide to Logical Fallacies. email: stephen.downes@ualberta.ca * indicates that we haven’t covered this fallacy yet. Try to figure out the problem.