more : Weekend more : Weekend GATE EXPECTATIONS: Superclub Gatecrasher marks its 20th anniversary bash with 10 hours of non-stop dance tunes CONTENTS first memory: My dad bringing me fish and chips. It was a glorious sunny afternoon and I was sat on the grass in a park with my mum. It was so bright I had to squint to see, which made everything blurry. There was a busy street in the distance where the chip shop must have been. I remember feeling an overwhelming sense of comfort and happiness as I saw my dad walk back towards us. I’m told it was most likely my first birthday, which seems about right as I have no recollection of my sister in the memory. Ramanique was born when I was two. The big interview P4-6 Fred Leicester P8 My weekend P9 This much I know P10-11 Me and my other half P12-13 Counter culture P14-15 Style counsel P16 Road test P17 Dish of the day P18-19 Real life P20-21 Picture this P23 DVD and book reviews 26-27 Travel P28-29 Film extra P30 TV listings P31-37 And another thing P38-39 Cover: Alex Hannam 2 more : First up: Jassa Ahluwalia, 23, actor first album: I think it was The Eminem Show when I was in Year 7. I loved Eminem. Mainly because I’d heard rumours he used a chainsaw on stage. There aren’t many situations that aren’t made more awesome by having a chainsaw. I made the mistake of setting the album as my stereo alarm. Early starts for school soon put an end to that love affair. 48 hours let there be lights. Thousands of ’em. Enough to give an eco-warrior a small seizure. Leicester’s Hindu heartland has been festooned with more than 6,000 bulbs and garlands for Belgrave’s dazzling Diwali celebrations. And this weekend at least, Leicester will be the most switched-on city in the Western world as the Golden Mile gets its glow on. An anticipated crowd of tens of thousands of people will cram into Belgrave Road for the ceremony on Sunday from 6pm. For more details, visit: www.visitleicester.info/diwali grammy award-winning DJ Paul Van Dyk joins a stellar line up of top trance turntablists at superclub Gatecrasher’s 20th anniversary bash in Donington this weekend. Ten hours of non-stop dance tunes kick off at 8pm, with sets from Mauro Picotto, Ferry Corsten, John O’Callaghan, Marco V and Judge Jules. The prosaic-sounding Donington Park Exhibition Centre will be transformed by all manner of light show whizz-bangery plus a full fun fair including thrill rides. Tickets cost £39.99. Get them from: www.gatecrasher.com shouty-shirted, Something-AboutMary-haired, gag Gatling gun Milton Jones, pictured, plays De Montfort Hall tonight. Which is all the excuse we saturday, october 19, 2013 Stuck for things to do during the weekend? Try our top tips TV ROLE: Jassa as Rocky in the hit BBC Three sitcom Some Girls need to put our feet up and let him write the next three paragraphs. My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank. I can’t even count to 10 in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept… Aarrgghh! Sorry, I’ve got a huit allergy. If your name is Andre, don’t sign your name with a kiss. one wristband. Twelve venues. More than 200 acts. Untold numbers of beneficiaries. That’s the deal with Leicester’s annual Oxjam fund-raiser, which is staged in the city’s Cultural Quarter today. Short version: it’s ace. Longer version: oxjamleicester.co.uk curve’s new black comedy The Beauty Queen Of Leenane was nominated for an Olivier Award in the West End and six Tony Awards on Broadway. Add in the fact this Leicester production is directed by Paul Kerryson, and you’ve got a nearguarantee of value for money. It’s the story of a 40-year-old virgin, her relationship with her manipulative mother and her brush with romance in the mountains of County Galway, Ireland. It’s written by Martin McDonagh, who also penned previous Curve hits The Pillowman and The Lieutenant of Inishmore. The Beauty Queen Of Leenane runs at Curve until November 9. ● M: LMM-E01-S2 LMMO first gig: June 16, 2007 – Muse, at Wembley Stadium. It was the first concert at the new stadium. I leapt into the air as the first note of Knights of Cydonia sent all 90,000 of us into a frenzy. My feet didn’t touch the ground until some time during the second song. I remember being so close to the stage that I felt the heat from the finale pyros burn my face. first job: Chopping carrots for my dad when I was four. He gave me a small knife which became my special “chaku” (Punjabi for knife). I was recently horrified to discover that my mum has been using my beloved blade to remove weeds from between her patio slabs. My mother’s gardening habits aside, learning to cook from such a young age proved invaluable when I moved to London. first car: Ford Fiesta. 1.2 litre. Dark Blue. Not purple! Ramanique wrote it off. Not that it bothers me. first place of your own: My den. My sister and I grew up reading Swallows and Amazons, The Famous Five and The Secret Seven, so as soon as we discovered there was a hollow space in the leylandii hedge in our garden, we set to work. My greatest achievement was the trellis and clear tarp skylight that I built. It even had a security system – an intricate system of logs and garden twine trip wires – which my sister kindly agreed to test. She wore a bike helmet, obviously. LMM-E01-S2 LMMO first school: Launde Primary School. I wasn’t in the catchment area, but my granddad taught there, known to many as Mr Walia, the turbanned teaching legend. The headmistress, Mrs Hudson, gave me and my family huge amounts of encouragement with both my academic and creative interests. Nothing was impossible. first love: Unrequited and a continued source of inspiration. first holiday abroad: Ibiza. With my aunty and grandparents. I was four. Yeah... I’m not sure why anyone thought that was a good idea. It was my first time on a plane, though. I shouted “Peter Pan!” as we took off. I also spent most of the trip desperately wanting to eat a tyre – I’d never seen a donut before. My only other memory of that holiday is getting lost, proceeding to fall off a beach wall and then swallowing sea water. Not too different from most people’s memories of Ibiza I imagine. I’ve not been back. first acting role: I recall playing a polar bear at Launde one Christmas. There’s photographic evidence somewhere... I also played a cave wall in a schools’ Kaleidoscope production at the now old Haymarket Theatre. I originally had a more significant role but misbehaviour at morris dancing club led to me being demoted to stalagmite. I maintain the punishment was completely disproportionate. After all, give a group of young boys sticks and then encourage those boys to whack those sticks together... sword fights are the natural progression. ● M: jassa can be seen playing Rocky in BBC Three comedy Some Girls, on Mondays, at 10pm. He will also appear in Ripper Street, which returns to BBC One on Monday, October 28, at 9pm saturday, october 19, 2013 more : 3