Don’t Stop At Green Lights:
Why Wal-Mart Customers Vote Republican
By Tim Sneed
Table of Contents
1) Ten Commandments
“Thou Shalt Have no other gods before thee.”
2) Chicken and the Colonel
…arrogant at times, because of Democratic programs. But she’s voting
Republican.
3) Six Republicans
How can you fight for a country where the poor are left to die?
4) John Kerry
Veterans …are worth fighting for.
5) Comfortable people
Cindy Sheehan, a mom became a war activist…
6) 101 Reasons to vote Democrat
…days of having the option of voting Republican are over.
7) Justice for you
“Natalee Holloway a teenager from Mountain Brook, Alabama,”
8) Colin Powell Condoleezza Rice
Colin Powell is going to his grave explaining why he lied.
9) The South
A good thing about America is you can hate…
10) ROTC
…a way for poor kids to get a college education?
11) Tyrone Thomas
YO DEMANDO tener a mi abagado presente antes de hablar con usted?
12) Workers Strikes Deaths
Are we scared the black man is going to get a benefit we won’t have?
13) Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart ain’t the first super store.
14) FDR, HST, JFK, LBJ, MLK,
…slop jar in the corner of one room.
15) Hope Scholarship
Lottery’s a game of chance, morally wrong to most southern Christians.
16) Thank God/Allah/Buddha for Arkansas
We were so disappointed after we learned we were at the bottom of the states
in education and health care spending.
17) Social Security
Republicans want to turn Social Security over to private accounts.
18) Patriot Act coming to a library near you
Our government failed us on 9/11.
19) Loretta Lynn
“That is a coal miner dying of black lung.”
20) Sportsmen for Republicans
I vote and I fish, Fisherman for Republicans,
21) Cut off Arm
“Jack Nicklaus was retiring. The mood was somber…”
22) Poor Communist
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint…”
23) Code “fear”
Yellow= Elevated risk of attack (go to bedroom)
24) Swift boat
They can’t handle the truth.
25) Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan the great communicator; he had a great Hollywood press team.
26) Bumper Stickers
My son would have been 20.
27) Follow the money
“ministers and the donors have benefited enormously…” Senator Charles
Grassley (R-IA)”
28) Young poor Republicans
That was me twenty-three years earlier.
29) Larry King: A Week with the Sins
Romans 3:10, “there is none righteous, no, not one.”
30) Tom Brokaw
you ain’t seen nut’n yet.
31) Settle
Stop looking down.
32) Hates Easy Loves Hard
Nancy (Grace) and John (Walsh) are always there, front and center, never
blinking an eye.
33) Abortion
God/Allah/Buddha knows I don’t want her to have one.
34) Rich Neighborhoods Poor Neighborhoods
Poor neighborhoods “lie” and “steal”
35) Eddie Murphy, Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan
I wish Dennis Rodman would move.
36) Number One
Wait till we ain’t number one.
37) Vouchers
“Vouchers” to Republicans mean they keep more of their cash.
38) Foreign Policy
We need a President that knows the difference between Austria and Australia
and has been to both.
39) Today’s TV Shows
We are selling our pride, prestige, self-esteem, honor, dignity…
40) Immigration
The world court should indict us;
41) Why Vote Democrat or Republican
New Orleans, Katrina, Bush II did a fly by on his way back to D.C. for his
vacation.
42) Tale of two Presidents
William Jefferson Clinton…Beat’m and Beat’m bad.
43) Ted Turner Bill Gates
Bill and Melinda Gates have given millions and millions if not a billion to the
poor and sick of the world.
44) Waffle House Cracker Barrel
…are the heart and soul of working class America.
45) Colleges
Why didn’t you go to a better college?
46) Hospitals
The rich and wealthy will continue to go to the best hospitals in America.
47) Income Tax
U.S. Senators and welfare recipients pay the least.