EVERTASTER AR QUIZ
1. Who are “The Budless” and why are they the perfect henchman for the Italo Arrivederci
Chocolate Heist?
a)
b)
c)
d)
Flowers that never blume and have no scent
Spies trained for dangerous robberies
Ballerinas
Humans that cannot taste or smell
2. Guster Johnsonville is the world’s pickiest eater. In Evertaster, which of the following of his
mother’s dinners was he unable to eat?
a)
b)
c)
d)
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Ham Chowder Casserole
Lasagna
Split Pea Soup
3. Things taste different to Guster. Fill in the blank:
“Hot dogs tasted like the sweaty ____________________ with the windows rolled up in
the sun. Frozen burritos were like ____________________ infected with the flu.”
a) bowling ball smeared in grease; old rusted screwdrivers
b) vinyl back seat of the station wagon; buttery squirrels
c) polyester pants of a 1972 jogging suit; rubber soccer balls
d) mold on gym socks; delicious fruit cake
4. Why did Aunt Priscilla’s new employee make Guster and his family nervous?
a) He was an evil robot with a death ray
b) He was a Chef in Red
c) The chef’s cooking smelled awful
d) Guster owed the employee’s son $3 and didn’t have any money
5. They say money doesn’t grow on trees. What does grow on trees at the Temple of the
Moon in Machu Picchu?
a)
b)
c)
d)
mustard
sardines
eggs
George Foreman grills
6. How did Palatus find Guster on Bear Island even though Guster still had the eggbeater?
a) He used Estomago’s mud mold of the eggbeater from when Guster dropped it in
the mud near Machu Picchu
b) He followed Zeke’s stinky breath to the Johnsonville’s location
c) He didn’t actually find Guster
d) He used Google Maps on his iPhone
7. What is ‘bovine joggling’?
a) A game Guster and Zeke played with Henry Junior at the farmhouse
b) A term for jogging while eating a hamburger
c) The training circus animals undergo in order to earn a yummy reward
d) A chore that involves running, shaking, tossing, and rolling cattle to allow creamy
butter to be milked straight from the cow’s utters
8. What did Guster use to navigate through the jungle to find the sugar ingredient he needed?
a) An empty Pixie Stick that pointed the way to the gorilla named Sugarback
b) Google Maps from Palatus’ iPhone he stole
c) Bananas at each fork in the road that he ate to find the sweeter path to Sugarback’s
cave
d) Guster’s African guide knew the way
9. How did the members of the Gastronimatti react when they smelled The One Recipe?
a) They smashed through the glass and started licking the oven
b) They became overly kind and baked Guster some cookies
c) They fell asleep and starting snoring
d) They called Betty Crocker to sell her the recipe for $1,000,000
10. In the end, how did Guster learn to appreciate his mom’s cooking?
a) Braxton told Guster he’d have to sit in time out if he didn’t say it was yummy
b) He never had to eat again after tasting The One Recipe
c) He could now taste the Labor of Love his mom performed when she fixed meals for
him and his family every day
d) He ate Chocolate Souffle for every meal
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