Burple etoanee MF UNIVERSITY OF THE DECEMBER SEWANEE, TEMMBQgFE. MONDAY. SOUTH Mountain Page Page 4 Quiz... 6 fSarbie look iihe this: Mountain Watson Nominees... Page 3 CLXXXI No. eJJid your Music = Health? Read Health on the Manly meets the Lisette Vol. 2002 Inside What's Police Blotter Greatest Hits Volume One... Page 2 2, Paae 6 11 Patience Pays... All Photos by Nelson Rockwood Sercl^smenQueueup t^ReJSerjor Eas*eMGO| who must find some way to <|iuir money "My Mind on my Money, Mind" my on Money my and KathDiD^VilUams has learned along the way. Evans divided Sewanee stud- News Editor btu dates for financial planning, poverty m Ibjwtt- Thirty-two million people live in that inonce said. "Most of us aren t try. As Andy Rooney poor. get to want just don't vested in getting rich-we Novem be Sunday. and November ,n SatuJSay, the Fi offered to participants in lumnus John F. Evans not to beho* tips on Planning Seminar helpful * ! , one falls into, all g^ those who marv concern is mat** •WW tmm SJtJJJSf t rfufr ^xteenth sem,^jar since „me a financial statistic In his from financial state ranging topics ,096, Evans covered processes to nsk solu goal setting, and budgeting investment strategies. tax consequences, and serves on Sewanee. Evans, who also ftonaal who just htaoTmajor at Council, got Sty's Board of Trustees and Alumn, through Cawhen he was Astern . ,1 J,,* tool wanttogo the) where they are now (net worth), tment they plan on getting there mamtainingan recommended strongly strategiet). Evans Lais) and how plain I1 I Seminar, Page See Financial Planning 2 ~^ onlv d( , 1 Bruce Weber Reprinted from The New .lyaalre^unxrul new render- , Si'.- on to the Signals ol Distress" srfts loRcr . "'" ,ot bad, to his it hark' Now a Certified r-inanciai some alma mater by shanng I he buffeted lessons he . gland Paper Use Pledge Times yrk ty . Sewanee Purple Photo Editor m Nelson Rockwood published The New York Times! to the Stige recruited his senior year by fthat Sewanee doesn t o Surprised Mutual. that out points planning class. Evans a regular financial spend about $"0,000 Students or their parents Services fer plan tacts Extra! Extra! financ.al planning entree info the world of , financial at ^^X m0 are earning the o ^. career choice- ind those ro« T when it men* ,s r* trti i--, successful the r ,„ci»l ' No mat g lt i" staj in which group and make it already have money, whose irownmon^bn^.whose ow; those wh,,,,, nothavetl nll and out "l debt. or any group.of candi our categoriesJ those who keep at all. .11 ii ts, goal- are to an) have don't inheou-l.'tli.'tllieili . ,ucs 1 m(l a irld n- I in.i.iiin fen- laworicbefo wthiti p.kI vcmaculai ind social xtoq-intluciKed troupe. ae ii lu- been i vkco- ll1*- odingisthed ' I i , ven to, the a ., Students: Attention all Sewanee A.l of ^^f^ ?*?^'* f™^ your hcult) and stafl has reduce white paper rhe pledge and the list Ibelo* r ^^whohave n •^JSKsKSS co^ph^atS^ -nunirmVnt .»nde, tf themt ! .Ic. itu- Thcm on plo in [thereat in I «s alone ..jsl the vena of eight doubled your p mh! t. Our current t ,, ' the >i" Sewam creative nc nght pracUO sandcon -imply unacceptable and with the sustainable for a more ened effort we can work together ious kind Page 4 " >" shu" i vducti%x:!(tnjepit- urefl Mr.CraccsrvncHclWthe'aory -de*. See Paper Pledge, light, suggestive prop* and other sug£>- ro made, and.thank thenv I , ound and not of faculty and paper efforto to reduce meaningful ,nd to help make this pledge e Notion Rockwood i see flying Machine, Page 2 m wis of Distress •II itudents Sloan ,nd Courtm working with The Fly- 'he on Signals of Dr ing Acompany held acting workshops he show in Sewanee at smber, prior to its opening in o Repertory Theatre New York. 1 » 1 — I December 2, 2002 Wt)t g>etoanee purple The One Greatest Hits Volume Organ of <he Sludcnix The University of the South of Official oj 110 Established 1892 - 4 Legacy Journalism veui v q) Student MO VMlOakM the All editorial and iw a^ -,.*».« of rhe Univen y of the South students nfTheUnivenity TftcSnnin.. 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TN 373X3-1000 With beat wish. bidyoutai wellfoi E-mail: purple(a scwanee.edu Phone: (9311 598-1204 jghtheblol Financial Planning Seminar continued from Page imputer software programs like Oun ken Know calh (Yes, you, or at least beaches two ships on the outskirts head for his own business but with an insistent nose in everyone else's. your estate, are taxed even afteryou are dead— a big debate ofWherrytown. bringing to a wary A virgin in- know whal youi normcwortMs. Budget to guide spending and vtitir saving n make sure to keep records. 1| Amencan your tax burden" (key word: comedy of manners, and set timeline by which you would like those goali accom- me Sewanee Alumnus John Evans Conducting but 1 1 1< Tunemak depends siin|il\ invest on mey is maybe money, time at our age — is the key to ach»e\'- ivrvmal tolerance ol ..n i is|. and de- For exiimple short tcmi goals require the lowest wink- long-term goals cat allow for higher risk lib., i more aggicest ve iirvestments Sever. ti u-in. i..-s im investment Mutual Funds Roth IRA's stocks, and bonds rjBecauseofshort-ti irmmarkel Quctuadon.stocksaregeneralrj a urn niit ill, iii bondi Depending on the disinhntion 1 i ii i 1 roaa different kunK.ii Investment win. be conservative inoderBtB Of ii mi v. si hi ..in iu\ pi. ..ii i\ . n. \oiii Interest cial i i i.iii iniK Into us not to cosU that you cant pay PianningSerrdnarfolder, accumulate Bstronornical In Ms hand} dandj Finan- oil vansofiei i gs< >nu- thoughts on bor- rowingmonej "Bcirrowedrnonej can be the best solution to a problem oi the foremost cause ol a disaster. Borrowed monej Is exjH-i ..sis and the real upon cash Qovi alternatjvi investments Sin perktrve, the use oi borrowed monej mould bring m value thanthi cosl oftb dabl Vhous igood pintodebt (in a mortgage). Itsvalueiswormmca>3thanth< costofthedebl However,a$ioobartabora$30odi irtarenottbj instogotntodebtthroughtJ in ii Ih. iflov, thiin hi nK [WO m,i. Amen, .in And oi I Dow But becareml 1 The -..I in tm potnt to ' .ill lv tin- IKS. t.i,„| remembei is with uionn.l.iM ,il the \s.mls,,| ,1, .], I '.. n , j n income bracket die wfll be for own its than it who plays two townswomen sake as a frame is one fun loving, company's for the and Kathryn Philip, compelling less the diametrically op- rough- posed responses to 1 divorced (Let's your health, "i 1 is i m the same day). Get insurance for md net worth. And start NOW. Today 93% of Americans hope not lite. |" Save. Saw. Save 65 or older live on .ill annual income of less than $65,000. .in A $l50oamonth. Based upon expectancy and life inflation, today plans on retiring at age 65 at a very ild month if a 22- minimum bndges, hewed a inn and a by the Mr sea. besel aside monthh forsavings. Social Security only goes so thought and Boomers the Bab) is u. neration matures into retirement, Soda! Security's continued count on istence will Start out In setting aside it. checktbremergencii be debatable. Don't about 10% of every pay- ment,and inhentance. taki ontrolol \om -tin.in, -iaJ future Evans highlighted four omponentsol financial security Know howtoi) avoid s, retin li manage living, ?) implement ol 2) find solutions to the risks of debt lences oi the tax regime tin sui cessful and 4) investment strategii how nuuhofyour money you are willing ouadmit lhat you don't knov, what you're do- I • Am [do i ! . ia1 ,ms' seven essential questions: jobal luiildingmyfinanci.il net worth? I Will 1 mj real finam reach im finand are ial 1 could ban 1 r strikes ; me not ol m) inherit- plan miner As the old financial |>e<>ple don't plan to fail, is a se- ing and satisfying theatricality "Signals of Distress," a of show whose story is borrowed but whose delights are its own. This is the an of adaptation. SIGNALS OF DISTRESS Created and performed by mem- stage through vvnich the audience bers of the Flying Machine, and « bich function adapted by Joshua Carlebach 1 iev< s Ibe t *_ia the play, town isibility air mist-thick, from the novel of the same name hazy Ibe scnmsalso by Jim Crace; directed by Mr Carlebach; lighting by Josh ate layer the action of the play, beting to mfbrm the aucbeuetnal Bradford and Raquel Davis; some scenes by Mansj are being recalled a .. physical dis- (entrant, as even dreamed. The plaj sdeslgners — MarisaFraati Ware (sound), Theresa 1, Bill md Josh Bradford and Raqucl Davis lining) just rail to is c Of gauzy scrims across the squire (costumes) the tederal government confiscate anj truisi is lighting Most prominently there ries (set WQl I outlive mj investment portf Ifi and both simple and evocath iron, the past, bbi continue mj past spend- -,'Wiil I eventual]} 6) live tance from the diaracters in the prioril oalsil ts to render Ibe Vsk voursell just loli, .Ik-dance fiddler), that the tributor lo the strik- heard the strains of a (one of the actors, Kevin Vamer. .1 also ^ essential con- Nelson Rockwood Beethoven symphony) and > inappropriate uses I is Flying Machine is illusion it that every member of music both recorded (I far, But true whole world. shemust havea savings ol ^2.322,122 at the k-ginning of retirein. -iii Th.it means, starting now,$375 (inflation adjusted) must in life Whcrrytown, own is its perpetually ness of vmcingfy treated a town that personali- threatening loneli- C ark-bach has con- Augmenting the (in today's dollars), the rocked ship's hull he or bendMi Evans raxman partner. figured into fool- i planning tn short-tempered brother and busi- ties reflect their oi the population, pi riowevcr, regardless ol youi by Mr. Vamer as a laconic handyman (he doubles as Aymer 's is ,.n,.i . Other deft portrayals are turned in are risks in living, and to ing. md savings d - his painful loneliness. whose ,.| what the government ghn toaricanp tax system irrunenl a l.slci.il ind an that mme income From the start ofthe Flying Ma- man- still wooden props con- tnd then ask yoursell peaboutnllingoutyoui nisi rw-.ill wiDb ill buj once. he our compassion for elicit Matthias) [he cost for protection I iveall that must first take awaj iin t,. ages to With the minimal I H credit cards taxes- rederal state andl [1 you at played is ness sk k. inint.il. old, -spu-.-. will wisely observant Aymer tating qualities, but forays into the perspectives of the and Ins presence, dramatically /ou can gel dangeroush tempting to man) college stu- tlmist out into il.-nts Qredil ..I by Richard Crawford with an entertaming grasp of the man's irri- and you will die. Your car or television can be stolen Voiu car can be totaled and your house hi cank sued for all you've got, Youcanget can bum low cast togi iing un| in iin tei I atrds are crucial and shrewd omniscience; his ity highfalutin patter other rnghtened^ Standard of living ol rating human- whose drives everyone to yearn to be out stylistic drapcry. current .is.sumptn ins about Soi Mr. Crace talker however, the story ement to a third party," i.e., insurance, As Evans warns, There is a itsset repla< at all. writes with idiosyncratic man of impact our finances. There atourage, insurance is a must iieiv .when.- del .tcimies Keep a good credit the trap mi hme so property .ind comic that are not middle age, a chine production, thiiil.it tlirnili\.-.niS(K-i.iis.vurity > unless you have il in..ii.-\ thnesyouhavetoborrovi toget mone\ miii .rtfoliocan i< aggressive oi Invesl i though with several consequences in pretentious manners and a nonstop tions, we all face risks that wiD weather these emergent!, successfully one must find ways to manage those risks. The usual solution is "shifting the expense of linveBtedmoneygrovi theamount Include [OuVa, ... the Financial Planning Seminar though tune that, of the adage gireforiviuni nsk results is characters are often deadpan ~ ingflnani ial goals of growth what sailors, an eccentric inilmdual financial situa- will l»- short Evana stressed m do with Regardless ofthe state of our investnictti strati (.null. Also, your money. term goals and Mime will be long-term, and this wiD Influ .<>m individual savings and ih. and "Use tax-pro- ticians are voting to .mi retiring early, Si. businessman ery watch changes in tax legislation. Find out what your poli- s ,. plished foolishly pedantic from London and a boatload of tected investments." >i< ing a car, paying for children iiti.ii and a self-important Take advantage of evlegal means to reduce "legal") Make. tlM. 'Mm. im i.u goals: for v. owning a house, buy1 1 community a rugged storm i» 1 . 1 When tures says, - . Evans Congress now). in whatyooD Bssetsandyourbabfli- a of a serendipitous collision of cul- estate. hm.low- tlirlii (.i.t.it don soap manufacturer without to take his share of your income, property, and coming updated financial statement, whether of the old-fashioned pa|«.\;.n.'\\ Flying Machine from Page 1 l — have 1 all done sharp, ingc- aiouswori they The dreamer tra) 1 I 1 mi.- set costumes by Theresa Squire, sound by Bill Ware, production stage manager. Sliuri 1 Hirtni ' denfield. stage manager. Wiscnbaker Presented by S0H0 Rep. 46 Walker Street, TnH WITH Richard Crawford. Matthew Gray. Jessica Green, Jason Lindner, Kathryn Philip, Gre- is the play's cen- character. Aymer Smith, a Lon- gory Steinbruner, Tami Stronach and Kevin Yamer. Pecember 2, 2002 Watson Masks, Dance, Philanthropy, and Siberian Tribes ^ T, u I he Wrtson fellowship is a uniqu. ,., I , Lisetie Manly Staff Wntcr H.^„ »i««H abroad crHnla«hiD eranted ,, » 60 students selected from 9 4 war, as in the past, the Umversity narrow. month nidation representatives next - uean "*J"?£S from the Office oi uie " , "^'' irson I penj wehaveparticipat. rheWeaofmeThomasJWats Fellowship! luraged to reacn ior uwn replicants adventurous, mamnativi- v obtaincon The) sfudents individual ^tolybrthe ,n .m ^ptan* Nelson Rockwood Anna Caruso NeU Anna Caruso's project proi iding dance and is movement therapj tochildren with special n She plans to work within Europe, in Austria Hungar gland. Germany, Belgiuir therapy will be with children with both phj n I mas t image br.il in teach ,llU out throu ti,. ol othin to is art, [ Kalian theater a which Nelson ha! alwori i and brought out her creatmts ••;'— ""' InGermanj Hungarj and Belgium, Anna plan their teaching therapists and afterwards discuss with them «£^"£™ ^dwgte n opportumties for hei and children -dance loves great Anna's combines two of Peangenn mterestinteachingballet to little children, Phoebe what Ann, p t j exa, was hi( h neling the idea into the ei p heseplaces Europe SheAose these areas of u.'uui,. plan, Anna pv dance andEnglandmaj provide more hand rh< | , lei from the a charactei very different is ntinShal theii cii men) ftheth imontoma bpennesswith raimnginth. , workshops , Edinburgh Holland If physical theater in Barcelona |ans He had path th Ital) 11 Wal ' 1 He in hi u he, ed ,i which vulnerabihtj abllitj mal o. odo. 16 ,! rd Studio . I ''"" . i or I dali and Las b. Dance ... United States the back bring her skills dang like to mal would she and years old, was four she since btttt foi nann) as a working while therapy. She has had personal experience ",,., found that the girl re sumnu two eirl with Downs Syndrome, occupahonal SondedmoreenthusiasticaUytoher arts therapy than to speech^ luld *v ith the connected movement and developmental therapies he music methods mmedl ! ., mental disabilitie Palsy and Downs Syndrome Hex goal learn the best taken from th< Italii i"' is placed ovei is I .ind rhe two media In theatei , hi 1 1 i h- Xtworkstst.ShewH eawtmiai mthechildn,, eTdtim SdTheexp. when the ' .develo, J rkingfo. sTwanee career and the Wal program in dance ther. inform be r«un,tj She herself has children with disability M to Ih e as Ration ,kill , mini d^no« Sutures of Siberi Heldwork The tribes are e. Son of Shamanism. They believe ile s daLSulmral d enlightening engagementin w„h the e , " ^epinf .ssimil she would i i H th . ., ^ i ati i ulturei view giving '"hen th« n to< hlna, Italj r. thePhilippi ndNewZealan tructui will find similai s in the nature of luAlphili humankmd and rthan pi the relati. * e ""£* t0 charity, (2) > % be cautiouJ o toe maj well wants to help thet respectful and wants to learn ft thai thej the recipients, thei. managemen. - 1 ^rtkenoTeoTgrowing „„ in different and what compels ; !•) to-da> lives as weH le their rehgious ro- in tr j""* oe mi« her to oin in, h.,en, n U ^der-aWes.e,ne,u,th '-at but ., that she I and*atthi ,, m li bul she Z the stud rocks their ancestors are in the from the earth, wants to participate with -hen, .!,„, be ontohii !e decent lives, will tudyphilanthropj there losel) , in chores to JoeRieling as possible to the lifestyle ol h She has parSiberian tribes tor the Watson j eai alism anthropoid and m.eres.s KnVwTth forded year. Brooke Swafford proposes oeoPkshe if ' Brooke Swafford Ucular ipplicabi. will n ; ; chdd tosaya manifold Mtorhg were rewards satisfying tana plans to pursue a graduate the word was spoken, thetraininghe is res, in hatl Hture and religi , "•' Zealand . hropyjo P environment theyh ^ Bu ^ ^^ ^ u , ,,, ble "" learn a lot about h h^rther J; they mismanage, £ so tl ticeShamanisn>. uhul isoene^ they have indigenous them. be able to communicate with Brooke found^n . ShamamstK s, ,et„-- - x||1 „ " P ea* s ^ anthropologj | .act., me and •»" : withipolar explorers^fam n. will which Brooke n the tribe. Brooke has tn Peter altogether differen ,,„,,.,,.., ,; BO .ificant , " Il 1 BgSUSSS north in the penmsuaac ChLThcvuercndeerh M U- . amount ol s whiieabi g- pre] ? 1 December 2, 2002 ftetoaneePurpU t&he Phi Delta Theta: Back on the Domain Nelson Roclcwood Becl all struggling Society of 1883 has been The Phi ing.npoor;C binationoftheho "-J-j I'm also more structure to our fraternity guys. They national these with wort excited to and they are very support.ve ,11 really great guys sncethefraternitj ou go national were given two options » lh pbi Delta rheta fraternit) , MormallylheeoloniaatinH P r.., and l the ihsb sM-hiMnDd.alhcta i members ... all ol the potential ing process much more intense usually colony is to is colonize is Staff, Theta will a step in the search topic deals bit ain """" Phi 1990 3) Riots killing i about 100 people and injuring about 500 two Nigerian in 1 542 29^' London d) (Sheets) J.722..S57 t991 response to the sui- ihlehem house because the ',022 4 that killed city in many children b)Tel Aviv 1,578,412 I what a) Jerusalem ,618,199 1989 bombing cide bus Phi Delta Theta will fully. forces entered raeli Hope- help keep up the current apart week? c) now be paying structure. more last England d) Greece Phi Delta ptionattheschool,andaswehavebeeninveshgatmgthesestahsh< consum paper use is escalating exponenfying reality. Our white >ercdah havedh oil split European country 133 miles offshore of which a) Russia insurance and will also provide Phi with a little JammitingmbehalfofmyprojectgroupinKenSmith'sIntroductiontol with energy use and pap* TOTALS A tanker carrying 20 million gallons of fuel i) The choice of the Phi's right direction. WAR Kathryn Williams, News Editor and the expenses will continue with the initiation. to ' Compiled by I Page 4 Pap er Pledge continued from bw Events Test Your Knowledge of Current Theta chaptei has been road to becoming a Phi Delta and Phi is no* hurting in an expensive one. howevei had to pay a member ach the financial department. colonization fee of $100 I ronmental Quiz! a it Phi Delta Th urance receive Hal their house policy, insurance ving an Up,. Dear Sewanee Faculty and The Mountain until mid-Easter semcstei Phi will remain a colony The when will officially become a Phi Delta Theta. a rhe Phi So in order soon so become a colony to was lucky ol ter moment special rhe interview- was It members good move a part member and then each ordei to consecrate the bond, to wear with pride pin pledge a given was ^able a com- in of the fraternity. Gofor Phi, and the ben- of a well organized nat.onal chapthe colonization process. will continue alongside ch, s of being , colony iom v,..us.....iu. ety for more time -ss. J kes but the Phi more strenuous is e<J ceremonj rjization in the house to take part at/J° me national was ing cred Ph. Delta Ph. Delta Theta national stem." A representative from that Phi Delta expectations recited the haptei then member of Each members. of its each rheta has for Theta book in fraternity then signed a Phi Delta and °" with the current mon Phi to get inaur- have anything that they the alumni don't find held in the The colonisation ceremony was Each Phi morning house at ll» 00 am on a Saturday into marched coat-and-tie and Society member was in sathe singing while fraternity the the main room of Quaff a Us Let "Come Theta song. ThePln lnotex.. the first oj the Phi Society chose vember 2 the fraternity members . bring I little i insurance liabilitj its able, to ™ re- ?,t™«r" ',,,. oi ,ulted in the termination Sincetbefrate oHcy "We're jus. glad to finally be 1 and hopefully going national Walters, said, resources to keep up the expenPhi's do not have the national. Ph. is themselves. By going sive structure thenv step towards reaffil.at.ng also making a good local and has been the alumni. Since Ph. 8 elves With their house, of their moving out .here has been talk of because ou. of alumn. support falling .here has been a Mathcu .he president of Ph.. condemned no longer cities set off by were what? mberlake's solo career a) housing in Sewanee te threat to cut off-campus beauty pageant World Miss the on e) an editorial d) Yankees ir MetS dispute .1 1 2,247,542 1993 199 W3 1995 175 1996 Wn',531 ..n Iraq? 909 a) NATO 4.006,083 b) NAFTA 199 1998 summit meeting for which organization did dent Bush convince other countries to back the U.S. 4) At a recent c)OAS 1999 4,607,979 200U 7,537 111 and machinesin P These numbers are fin copiers only (the Kero> local \«mta use include not do and afomU buildingi n duPont inters copiers 2000 total fbt oma i u'ear student thai to i ), and use at the School o/Theology, the grand 537,211 \heets oj white papa used, or 9669 sheets pei library, especially Thesenumbei "It, trons i natives available ami redut e this use thanks irst I key part of our ulty fat and staff who campus mon IV, now invitt all willing liscerning are already and inten stea fat ulty ow ami ways to coFFee House, staff to sign a pledge ward make tin- ommitmeni logreenet , ewanee.edu with a this messi paper-use, please and yes 7:30am until Midnight; 9am 'sut-Sun 1 4(iOPM Gerry Smith fin the white papei statistics a) Metallica b) Alice in Chains -help for Christmas, 2u 5, ppenwolf decorate Stirling's I (Special thanks to mm .110? Thursday, Dec hank you fbt j/omi lime and consideration of this simplebut important ampus Step to, e.in Is a more euononmentallu COnSl i0US Katharine Wilkinson What major rock band recently released an album, RiotAct," re-emerging after a two-year hiatus resulting the deaths of nine fans at a rock festival in Denmark 7) until (i I Sincerely, Maska 1 d) Florida \l,„i-Fri be back in 1 will 1 598-1885 information printed double sidedoi turned in on re-used paper, distributing class example) over email and using doubh sided handouts for to that's d) Pearl right everyone...it's tune to trim the silvei j and aculrj i Ann. Ion I lien i nil. 'Hi Bob .-.in linn I tie, itial Blanck I i ranli I I ehman Karen McGlothlin \K( .i.ith dwai i roll agnaro Marda Marj ( ook atherini i lui.is i »a\ Idhi >rake \rlvn Susanna Chi unningham « i [an a\ ( I l ml. owthei md i.i Rii I i [enrietta \ ndrea kni i i ( Limited ;an O C iaha Saturday, D, .in i, 1. 11 Security Act meet at - Act Spai carelll katie \n Italian doctor Stl I ree mug done will fa he born as soon as , d that the first human when? will tea to all who carol! b) Next wi Michelle rhompsoi md ITS i ol 1 Homeland Christmas caroling the Residental Rob e) in 55 Marijuana U-galization Act fexationAet Stirling's for Smith I iti WPM- 6 J tka Marvin P 1.1 Scarlet! ken Smith Hl.-nOIVII thi ernment spat [eat i onnox mted States 1 in November 25, 2002, President Bush signs what act, considered the largest reorganization in the federal gov- a) hneider Natal hard lohn room hi.i M [unko Oba |ohn Bvans I. . at Richardi . c scien< Bulgaria d) India Stirling's early. Steve Raulston Sid Brow n math and South KO c) HouseslH Sign up \i.irk Preslai harlea Broi ketl ( country's Gingerbread Phillips Greg Pond Bran Potter I UNICEF survey, which 6, WPM-make P( ..ii \ i anki w (Catherine Valerie Brain Inn Kellej 1.1 Dec Friday, Inn Peterman lughes i cording to a recent I Stall man Jam teenagers have the highest "literacy and ability to apply a) Signed drilling for natu- in a a) Alaba ni. i u you an willing approved national park which lies along the country's longest stretch of undeveloped beach in which state? 1, i,il 1 classrooms (encouragreeing toencouragt paper-consumption reduction in theit foi papers Ira-credit emailed assignments, accepting aging Tom Cruise Jermaine Jackson d) Michael Jackson make our work by dangling his child c) h) Bush's administration has to on campus es tit working Weappi environmentally responsible! star freaked everyone out when we consider the elec- pi mstainable prat encom to to all I , Which b) paper) (roughly h 5) ..i.lustinTimberlake I i UN Security Council from a hotel balcony? include 'i < d) and the Students' ' ( i [ilda \ tugh I d)Ji .103 Afbrkman in Next Ull. ry. p (01 -3 (6 :o (8 :p (i :q (9 :p (S :e (f M (£ .3 (z :q (t :&j3msuv Opinion Registration Blues and Distributions Inflations Mot Econ Class but Grades and Transcripts D..MS Sc.Ott Staff Hnier Buckner Bri ii„ti Guest M ritei W, Cool Colleges, Sewanee had chal- of four colleges professors, rigorous mg i tough grading L|e some lime foi that The onlj tion 1 ,,,, do we know we don't have it? The Registrar contends that some Uduate programs whounderSure, there arc |, jn .l what a liberal arts edu- oVl [ a is from your different jverage state school or even vyLea "-' : though, leniors, ra l is wc that the professional world. OG has recently passed The com- iposal that will help problem bat (his I he proposal sted that a distribution of be printed on our transcripts. Essentially, the break- down would list \. 4.0 and the percentage iming hi. ' i IPA of nd higher, ' The grade be computed uid higher, etc distribution will every year and lb., based OH will be most recently graduated While class il is true that the be distribution will not GPA our class or even vow grades. it will be an effort to anywhere tempt to make our is surrounds a this prop example. Don Ashcr, K hool specialist, campus in formed us a I gradu- camt September and that, in his "i to in- book. ure of last year's is not a fact, but is used as an example) There coming from. lot 35% graduating class (Note: this fig- under- 1 What an "A." indicate but so did of trust is reg- on the other hand, has compared our mean GPA with istrar, other liberal arts schools, such as Davidson and Rhodes, and to be exceptionally is. though, that we many Sewanee students have high GPAs. As Lamar Stanley pointed out the at OG meeting, several places which Sewanee students apply upon graduation do not to lass, bei in" little difficult otne sophomores hour hi where they and 11 in no joy at all. This once glorifact, [asses 1 we before have ous registration experience has been severely a to chance sign up for them me Further- grades than the students with gownsman, difficult for gownsperson, and reli- me It is understand this objecbecause having a distribu- to tion will demonstrate that most Sewanee students do have below a 3.0. It most will likely I whatever. Hopefully someday I will achieve such elite academic status so I can send in a monthly excuse to miss meetings. This semester, the powers that be realized that there a rule change in the sixties that allowed for all gownsfolk to register for classes had been before was a good one. grades more people who make our understandable to are not familiar with Sewanee's rigorous academics For an update on the proposal: after being approved by the OG.'it has been sent to the Faculty for review proval With luck, and ap- we may have a notation of Sewanee's high standards on our transcripts by the end of January. im Students wait in fine to register non-gownsfolk. This means that senior non-gownsmen have to wait for all all junior, sophomore, and the occasional freshregister before they get a man gownsmen to non-gownsmen such well because some as screwed get myself as sophomores get a chance to snatch up classes before we do. Okay, so at this point you shot. Of course, junior really fair, bemif it be thinking, "This isn't cause juniors and seniors have a lot less time crack at left here, and they need to get first and non-major requirements." Or maybe you classes so they can get into their major weren't thinking that at all, but I was. But wait, there's more. This is the real kicker as far as I'm concerned. Not only were gownsmen sophomores allowed to register before me, but some non-gownsmen sopho- seem be very popular to have the report I the Ol wanted 1 reli- to t.ike, .1 or gownswh.itever is that \oU gel an unfair first crack at classes beforeanj non- man gownsman Now 1 know probably sound I I'm like now. but put yourself in DftJ whining position. No, 1 have not excelled enough to right a gownsman, but I'm relatively Does this mean that sophomore non gownsmen and some soph become close. i lasses ovei gownsmen me? I don't realh thinl SO Now know what the plan! are forthe nexl should get i" picl I'm not sure tration period. > regis- powers the il don't I thatbearegoingtoend this foolishness, hut those that can ehange I certainly hope that the system will beenlightened bj mj 1 riential insight mied /<»< chief """' n Condoleezza Ki Condi: No, sii hen w bo George George: Condi! Nice to see you What's happening? Sir, electives .is far Mam which would h.iv e counted towards my major, were filled up by gownsmen mid some non-gownsmen sophomores. Apparently mother one of the gowni distinguished privileges of being gion classes Sherman wrote this recently afte, Hu istPartullt<,HJmllu-<*.u,lUW» min Security idvi between President Ceorgi w Bush and National nlr .is for non-religion majors. On First Hu's ago playwright . a gion classes gownsbeing, standable than high GPAs. I think the OG's proposal Whether am 1 I make lower GPAs more under- or not, this effort will ferent. it ma- by one or two hundredths of a point. Sewanee's grades do not seem and taken an 8 001 a pail religion grade inflation actually exists dif- strapped on In joy. foi some sophomore non-gownsmt sn. Now for those ol us Don-gownsmen junioi who had more, reported that our GPAs are only lower than other schools' registration turn- tin- am a junior, and am a non- about The much this year. tion, three other colleges. so tainted for higher grades. us into a category with only ["his 30 i break, sadness, pain, and joy. Well, maybe not that grades arc being Secondly. Mr. Asher lumps period PM to story of heart- will accurately presented, then there is something we can do that. A GPAs be singled out, that more attention will be brought to their feel like their wasapparentlv also registj ition ous time of year. some concern students with lower book called Cool Colleges, but if Sewanee students do not in a feel that not i?a*l is don*t put a I The point lol Ol Sewanee or and so an atremedy it does not sense. to get should it where your GPA your falls compared to that of peers. You may have a 2.90. is else make much use There at think I A as registration season. known time when boys and girls anxiously prepare for the following academic semester. Allow me. if you will, to share a human interest story regarding this once wonderful and joy- OG proposal does, though, the not something that has ever In fact. Iriot being properly represented ,n is stand where he gradual among nsus be difficult grade inflation, or lack thereof, been measured Sewanee and like at B tion is here, in fact, How intense academic envi- a cannot compensate for the fact that it is difficult to get an "A" how does one all, measure grade inflation? jnment What does higher Sewanee student do then? We in Mr. eecommunitj an aware ,iin {j of irsi I GPA of 35 or infla- true, but there of problems he or she has a less Ashcr*s statement the outside people N may be arc a couple irohlcm with such high stanfor excellence is that not nation in the does not have grade This one is of the year mores were as well M\ Monday, B:oo am once again that magical rime ell, it is . even consider a candidate un- 1 Condi': li. about the new leader of Chin n< a George- Great Condi. Hu is the new leader of Y< Ceoi I know. Condt: Thafs what I'm telling you George, rhal whal s wanl 1 what I'm a new leader of to .1, the is ol lei mi the hina 1 1 net 1 know to •! i" the neral thi the ph .n ' Kofi li rhat's Who n. in,.- George: No, thanJ fou wanl Kofi? Chil Conn George: mean the fellow 's name. George Condi Hu George The guy in C hina, Condi Hu hina George: The new leader ol I Condi You don Hon ii n could 1 wanl Kofi 1 Bui Jo mill u mi u.n the ' tt£E G-ifT WRAP Condi: Hu The Chinaman George: Condi Hu is t ondt I'm telling von Hu is Georgt Vnd win. Con Hu 1 George: Well, I'm asking you Gondii < 1 thi Will man will yot /Ao^dW to S two u oh s II A-/A p-AV ^^ r 1 tell ,11/,// in ' \i ; ii Georgt Will Con George gel Bull in il he the ,.. i" • M me llln ' oul '' the guj ol N? 1 1 hinal ' *h< al the U.N. new iif With Go Chin • re .in n the phi issir? Ya iii phone] /t Ki hina Middl " i l ondi 1 thc i 1 egg orx> tl,. ir G orge: Yassir is in ' hina ' food in thi U pl( 'Uld roll 1 i ' ) ot the HOURS* is I'"-"' M '""' Ceor &0 UAilVERSiTY AVE..SE.WANEE Who hina? hal make le 1 leading China. leading li one George Mllkl Will you pie wh.iJ for? 1 i' U.N.' China 1 Now George. ondi 1 Geor 1 ididdli 1 hina December 2, mt fcetoanee 2002 gurpk Page 6 the People, for the § '£™y JLittU People: A Proposal for Sewanee's First m*,^ By Kilhnn I „ <q f 9 Janta*^ yirls arv>n Layout Editor Eco-House The other day. I. like most ol Sewanee, received an "ideal woman' questionnaire .,1 Whittle) While ii,, „, Through creating topm ini- in and integrit) ""i"" ntifi( inthc methods of hi mi \n Sewanee wildlife mid) and informB- w, m about the world becoming aware (Sewanee'i is" pre- proposed projects and As am v .. daily lives. dent and faculty signatures, is well sponsible visum ,i the C0U1 hould be altered been [tvivcdbv von nubeommittec com] twi nt .1 of students "1 1 nun. h IfTu i.ilh 1 on « interest house ampus, 1 unple also .ii .1 B house subcommittei be diffuse these co house 1 and ITorti 1 irtunitu and on 1 mi meiil "I 11 no nil-, urgani/cd wav aboui mi' in pus 1 1 1 i" ret go n titiv others ith working) o> ntal projects ihortagl "I forts on . this fTorts ampus but ome rust 01 1 .it toi 1 volvement nil , a 1 Sewanee the idea ol an to 1 would is in les to the 1 ihen ability and oi .Hill integrating student nity in and em \u . would Trying who really I Barbie says. "Look. I've lost two Finds explain this to the girlfriend to it under your bed: Priceless some kids than others better for it's and subcommittee's proposal, becoming more main- m are stream. OmpUtet paper computer ' For example. \\ ill 1am and Mary has an Ecohouse and Furman has an the area, pro- tion of the Eco-house ods unique and meaningful living experience while and of "training integrity, and in in meth- ol scientific inquiry." you If in college. al- initi- Eco-house would truly be an act ity is taining a arc interested in ob- copy of the Eco-house to email it to you can do port this effort to subscribe to the em do- ironmental or- an 01 cm ironmen* pplyingfor more "gfl em ironmental an e< o-library in col- 1 .1 oppoi tunit) not urn benefit those and ing gathering on our |ical foot- data niversii 1 feu ol OUl GOOD ' the house, eng inly I 1 in ordc have idc to 1 ol house - OPEN ini the interested in cnil ould host 1 in bi ordei i" update r.Rin MONDAY -SA URDAY I rmvn daii y o-rvvvon • ' 11:30-11 SO. imi i SUNDAY m K>on mrvic NOONr UNDER yi Al MR 9:00 TAKE OUT AVAILABLE 598-5 issues monthly dinners \i GOOD FOOD TIMES SINCE 1974 Featuring daily specials, homemade breads, soups, desserts, and salads. MAN> MANY, mo vironment he SHENANIGANS co-house attend 1 one or lo Envirosen listsen Moonshadow, at so become more aware of environmental efforts at Sewanee is I a fundraisei to 1 anyone interested. If you want to become involved or want to suphappy the Sequatchie Val- applying i am teaching environ- community issui WOUld I carry colored condoms' this: Lingerie Barbie: 45 dollars an Eco-house. Another way members ampus ihni.'in you were reading if ception, in intellectual curios- ture ol the commu- mvolv. ironmental uni oti 1 tacults Prada totes that stuff in miniature guides to the Kama Sutra, have a pole to climb, and 1 Chris- I and matching angel wings combo? For accessories will they live in cakes little little and Britney clones are born. I'm not saying that any of this is wrong (hey. it's jusi strongly urge you America!), but NOT to buy this "doll" for your little sisAnd boys, ters and the kids you baby-sit tina — have wonders why alw ays. everyone puses across the country and print, etc hiproleby toplayin somewhere in the back of their mind, remember the big starry eyes, huge bust, and skimpy waist. And then, as they will this issue, but come on! Barbie to kids is just ridiculous. The way see it, if they can make a Barbie anaI tomically perfect, will Ken be following suit or better— will Skipper decide to become "Skipper Stripper" in her thongs of, her and tear her apart limbs in- Some laborative 01 uuiis idual rc- 1 m 1 little Yet. Selling this till — whatshe's ever wearing — off Lingerie Barbie Well, normally I wouldn't waste my time on the girth of the rip clothes F.A.O. Schwartz's peignoir." wait most ex- to establish hose students would commit in in,' ironmentally to bustier ensemble accented with intricate lace and matching peek-a-boo pop out ably faocom widow that they can initial girls will prob- merry heavenly the "000." tious attitude in her writing a letter of support for ences, hosting end ted through an application 1 ter flirta- consciousness, in aesthetic per- en\ ironmental confer- wheie Student nnnlem proi a and collaborate with the community, educate and leam from one another through experience, and have a truly ,in cowhouse 1 "exud[ing] interact There are plenty of features to the physical struc- wonderful and benefifoi ers and that, af- holidays. the this Barbie and oth- ping up on other college cam- grain 10 add ,1 would be h Linge- vironmental houses are pop- talprojeci established my opinion, in truly is between rs Barbie, decked for difference the by joining our subcommittee sponsoring learning and in- wen kids won't see personal initiative, in social Institute ley ganization anti stockings for this season's hottest holi- day Barbie Her name Many will argue that "in library and really gain encc on campus il 1 down ated proposal, the implementa- Ie IS in nate to ol its pulling The establishment of an is another way in which Sewanee students can become involved on campus, hOOlS more effective involve more peopli waist. Doll," a terrifying dents operative house on their cam- their goals 1 ould bei 1 • ephemeral 1 here 1 "Malibu Stacy on inironiuent.il ef- I the cret" to Barbie's 'hi itudent garden on old arm Road, panic ipating in \ arious w orkday s at the and Sewanee ommunity up pi planning environ- interest, 01 these 1 whistle again si many prof toi do noi care if you turn in papers that have prini on both sides), working support oi involved w have the "Se- I knows whi n how to ine hardly < to cause she can't use both sides ol paper to am- > herself cries be- labs by encouraging students mil efforts on- and ofl i • . 1 « ntal waste the is can't hate Simpson." blow ing trend I Victoria till ways has been a student co- moving in this direction En- inoiinr wait "Lisa the being commerand cials, While an Eco-house a commitments will vary in u. nun depending on indi- I I Barbie doing their Eco-cottage for their stu- environmental house or These proposed projects 1" rie according to student pro- puses in that as over Soon, Herbal Essences will have Linge- unrealistic that As much is is the top. — how this posals and interest) either an group projects v ,1 01 Imd to ironmi in ' member house • j|l\ mental education to elemen- In 1 entral baai 1 signate indi\ idual amples include becoming provide fi themes which change annu- other liberal arts colleges to unite is to one time had (some col- House members could vidual interests largel) he purpose ol 1 ating in . BR their elicits heves it uni Lin ironmental issues, the foi the process of getting, or have leges. 14 cither have, are in leges' interests houses have 1 for the OD I on designed to meet 1 or research 01 ItBVe the top 25 liberal arts col- projects, and munitj members are interin nvironmcntal wort Of puses across the country was of CX- di projei While many Sewanee stul,u nils si. ill and com- denis. Environmental comis growing on cam- members could pledge vow- ing and hiking b> Eco working pro- b mitment ampus and encourage walk- ( ailed the ( house, into reality' to sign a ing not to drive their cars our personal visioi B IM louse I decide working on the Eco house subcommittee, we hop that this vision can become j order to in onseioiis and concrete 1 upon Wt iia\ e disc ussed. compromised and integrated Creatinj ulty do this changes projects should be decided mem- bers all oi dedicated students and fac erfvironrhen- beci 1 faculty 1 will lifestyle Daily has tins semester, this idea ,,i which they in ie departments, and a group of advisor to discuss ways ulty fit of support written by faculty members from seven letters o-hOUSC residents would with the Eco-house fac- ( I in their ing approximately 500 stu- beginning of the year, \t the groups of Over so and preserving resources. With a broad base of sup- mpus would co- students lor the past oi many ways be recycling in port for these efforts, includ- initiated In . would burgeoning interest in becoming more environmentally re- I ious forms ii it well alter llus experience) in. ., ideal since should reflect their values or house o would be tnilj , extraordinarilj i for this purpose, an existing structure house (and hopefully with the University's aims I Most importantly, resi- living in the ilc would arise in new structure o-housc on i An co-house I come from pleased lo say that ini idc lor the dents, their experience and guiding princi] I re- nd sharing of ideas. Based upon these iwoquo« hich before the beginning of next costs that building a Barbie" bounces but I am adult enough to know- available able options as they are unoccupied and would eliminate Master Plan). tations, become environmental entations on ampus i and that are avail- new meeting place and forum 'or Waste Not cious and fragile our environ ment houses able or will 8 meetings, in how >>' proposing to 1 new "Tickle Me women for but fine, a part of the lust some more can 1 s row, and a bust that semester. The subcommittee feels that these houses arc vi- come in With the rental rhiscould be- presentations is lose I have mv Unfortunately, all this Barbie is losing shocking en,s Ik class by wearing this Elmo" was Me "Tickle Really. semble it ponder which to lbs. if breasts cnlarg nbless waist, thighs that reach till tomor- house into the Eco-house There arc seven University ipace for al n. meetings, talks, a liv- is i who convert a University rental co-house could also provide the physi. ing laboratory lor Studying ic subcommittee general or ment. structures, waterahi md m am In multitude of ment both within the house jnd possibly on a webpagc Currently, the Eco-house in model Secret disregarded the part of the Victoria woman looked possibilities for projects, house could post these ideas and opportunities for involve- our community's environ- "will . an interest is environment the mission slaicni. M minute but stopped for a work, research, and environmental outreach. The Eco- mphasisupon • irement nivenity*»< ollegi i new : (included • co-house "" ""' in' openness to ALL, regs ofmajoi experience, or place The only in the community '""' in heai 1 ,hc con tiative, in social 1 decided personal in another on our progre host discussions to generate aim 1 he College's elude training « oi an and a vision «' proposal living in 'he house . hast.lv I and 25 ribs I I » *OS>:00 uhr ooo — , . r— and Living Arts Monday, December 2, 2002 Wnt ^ctoance -purple Lysistrata: Leave Your Prudishness at the Door Alei Crtnz __Jane Harrington stage i.i,, H & Layout Wliltr Editor men's passion Of Ml JZ/vccry once in will revolutionize the suchaman. He had man comes along way we see the world while .1 a He .1 dream of a world then fonned with a dream BI I them, L) nun cheering or Sistrata that Lots of sex. dom the Likes ol Sewanee has never to in seen. I sexes, "Piclures by Nelson ftockwood Overall, the C-Sl did a brilliant.. cham The men come to the ith (ire and horns while Marin Miller as Lysistrata the Spread over hall ence plaj dominating She hind the entire tussle s I try to moments with a gusto that in cool colors would leave many actresses em- with great effect Rehm)and the big portrayal ii contemporaneous « e-loving men sported women were warm colon 1 ith lad fhe 1 actors 01 the because of the shori length production crew towards the end, ol the play 1 1 lies with letitive; houi and 20 rnint However, these w >• from what was few minor flaws did not take Sewance's more enjoyable productions of Lampitio as a Ger- ii b< 15-minute intermission did nol seem necessary women's chorus leader Koryphaia (Prathcr 'guns." Lampuo of Sparta (a hilarious turn by M. Marie Van Dyke). Van Dyke's The men of Athens and Sparta keeping 11 rhefirstaci Aristophanes s hip Gilliam), the (< still while the bellicose in the fault ol the amused with her constant gyrating. Other It the audience highly Lysistrata male spamng partner Proboulos characters arc important bile itini i on— I Inten rorj the overall tumes' whimsical spin complemented the humor of production and helped .iK.ii.mi the audi Lies nol The only annoyance thai an be found oboul 1 sistrata KJeonike Leah Robertson portrays her dearest friend Robertson's comic dl) su try portray alts nght barrassed War however, was the 'heme majoi football helmets andaihletu sandals rheuseol spandej the Irojan to the multitude ol colors enioi updated the production » Greece are truly derness convincingthe audience that the women of tackles the mow space and captures the She rtat< in a miserable risque a J production >" i! ivpvu life K Matthews designed lh< set that Dan Bucklund did a commendable imaginative costume the character with passion and ten- tills ind The t sistrata— the mastermind be- ) lennifci I ihow lived up ispectj ol thi the technical iys jobofhghtingupihe game with When the men smoke the won ic n o u barrage of insults— and w ater, the fairer sex responds with a voice and The gorgeous Marin Miller, with an astoundingly rich I job of have survived th quality oi us acting respond with jugs and brooms iu-.tii.it _ _« women's stronghold armed women creative bringing to it v, would like Stage Manager Hannah Johnson and Mtuter Electrician Chris Cuptill women of Greece abstain from sex. What follows is the original battle of the immuFrom November 14 until November 23. tin sSi ticatre nity was delighted with performances ol L) sistrata b) Sewanee The play, which has been in early stages ol production was a uniquel. stimulating since last year, was more than a fail experience Sometimes the beat of the women's feet on the painted they to love each othcx at home and keep minds off war. The their like 10 kill ihcrasmucb .is bands w Inch who wife would their hus- keep .isluishand i! ind their wars, so they fashion a means • Sabre Shell; a simple husbands run off to fighl silly was show Rockwood and 1 gaggle of college students as the men and .1 relevant of watching are tired — women ofAthens and Sparta, and put on show is the highlight! Nelson The women of Greece one. and this 1 into English, cast a story Its dream ot the future into a entitled yen - late that he Many Lysistrata. similar man play David Landon had a similar dream and so he translated LysisD >itu sex was a surpnsingly militant one "i tale. Aristophanes ofp lull nun and "'her times it was the lazy swing of the ills [owever, whether ii was women bemoaning the was hypnotu one ol rheatre An Art Historical Approach to an OCCU Tradition Lauren Cotner showsihatBruegel intended Arts Editor A, m my various times _t educational career. work as a Utopian ideal communit) tion lo where something I just learned in a classroom spontaneously society shows up in in a my daily when New The 1 show that a harmonious must consist of diver- was not a post-wedding event with peasants from the 1560s. in as in the p, nuiine York Times that cor- OCCU the learned in a French culture course earlier in the day; or man) « ays reminded me ol the painting about which had just spend a week 'Ant- even when ing responds directly 1 dinner, in to a lesson start surfing the only to discover a discus- web sion of a painting that I had just Recently, studied this strangely wonderful fusion of book smarts and world e \ at the Or- real penence took place - ganization for Cross Cultural Understanding's (OCCU) As the table tent invitation to the Potluck caught my 1 a term paper As I ticed atten- I dents, munity bers. century Netherlandish painter, Peasant Wedding Feu 1 so maybe 1 am mundane meal in the dining hall, but indulge my moment of cerebral clarity Peasant Wedding Feast seems to the untrained eye to be merely a painting of a ca! ing OCCU. welcomed Ol the members of the the organization tive company of a wealth of nawho come together ( in the spirit OCCU's of community. Potluck Dou Vishal it Yet nips to the tables Vo ca Hon (vo-ka-shen) 1. of. full People mumhed on spoonfuls of most everything food. J i\ pi- A regular occupation or profession, esp. one for which a person is specially suited or qualified (American Heritage Dictio- nary) Ol 2. na- 11 The dress of _ Buechner, Wishful Thinking: Pieter Bruegel's Peasant Wedding Fart heritage ''Where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet" (Frederick in re- thai In- China, Pakistan, and Japan colored Convocation mg despite not always kno exactly whal the) were [all 1 group of peasants who join together to eat and be festive of the evening was the w ide ray of world cm m. ferenl tables Some Seeker's mg. t ABC) re of the tasty dishes 1 ar- ourdif* so exotic thai they were unidentifiable Surprisingly, after almost were speckled with dishes like curry chicken boui of chowing down herring sandwiches, red beans and grafi/1 dt and rice erything in sight, there was courgettes Nehfu/OCCU Igaini , Throughout the evening, everyone seemed to make mul- people were dressed attue So, next time the potluck around, seize the opportu- tionalities the, of semesterly event. tiple day Thanksgiv- nity to partake in great food in the the other support their for rolls modem 1 a big nerd for thinking about an history while eating a Vtrmani, ThePurplfs editorin-chiefas well as co-president First stu- The most impressive aspcet I be a prime to exarnpleofthe no- Mam dia, I seems mem- ing of Pieter Bruegel's. a 16th a While everyone gathered at their respective tables, Ragh n and com- flected the on McClurg, The P'CCU potluck miliar faces of professors to- gether.. man corner table ai had just been pondering the metaphorical mean- tion bring families and Inends anSQhana arrived at the event, these semiannual Potluck Dinner I crowd and thanked Even though the Potluck life read an article he artisl sity. These serendipitous events may occur l classes, moment stopped to revel ion 1 that Of Lithuania includes people of all nations, and ages in the celebra- have I the enjoy the possibility of food to had never samplefj and was amazed to taste the tare food Scholarly research, however Because each dinei was expected to bring one dish, the number ol choices was overwhelming 1 food remaining 01 1 Gradual I SUMMER INTERNSHIPS!! -in 01 .till all > VOCATIONAL DISCERNMENT!! AND ITS PAID!!! he potluckcrs filtered and went about the hall their Saturday evenings From the smiles on fa, feasted on ivollen tummic-. it SC each person enjoyed the conversations, and ambi- thai her hi his 01 ance sen Lilly Summer Discernment own hough the evening may seemed to be only a dinhave noticed a much nei lor some I The 1 The chance of a Institute lifetime to explore a path for a lifetime I iocial Much like the the potluck commei 1 Bruegel painting, brought 10 students *ufl ! | who live fjrorn .ill m Sewanee Applications available on-line at: bul rhc over the world http://www.8ewanee.edu/IlllyproJ diners spanned world cull and genders ages Though e e istcd they » or call the LLIl) office at 598-1869 between these people all joined together m ihi- dnnk and be merry [nth " iii.mksg.Mip-' All applications mi si be received by February 17,2003 A December Page 8 — - 2, 2002 detoante_5orpU_ <£rje Harrv Turns Scary .. same film by an equally T Pc im Staff »rtter r Snape. Though ProLor r l in tolc. but instead ,„ bis his roie, lack , and emotional experience comes from Branagh and Isaacs dose to Stealing the movie „ is done by performance "her impress,, (Ron Potter). Rupert Grin. tHarry Radcliffe dr cn Daniel who Watson, mma » « though. th-tourpc t.«M Most impressive, Granger This the role of Hermione and the Sorcerer's Stone, ' We^i.y Id JW""^ (Ukfrf quickly since grown mas Hermione change crimTnation . ho emotionally colors th flying does csis Draco, is I fear Though Chamber of Secrets j I Chamber the grca, halls itself, up There movie imdb com Lucius Malfoy (Isaacs) not pro- come what's hinted to There thai lh« concern is sible, that there is not ' darker ihe next films | lermlone (Watson), (Crlnt) and Harry (Radcliffe) outside Howorts. Irndb cor Gllderoy Lockharl (Branagh) cram so much in Because they were were painmoments greatest movies Ihe some ol R.ckman) and Professor short: Professor Snapc (Alan ••[ |,,s becoming marked Sorcerer's Stone, and now is the novcharacter of charming, complex, ye. still humorous snortincss that exquisitely execute a bilanOUS duockhBJl (Kenneth Branagh) the movie s whipwhich is stopped too quickly by scene, eling the lash comic delivery in many ent through difficult and well-delivered admirable job through still yet moderate scenes Radcliffe docs a character. Harry, confronts his death. els. s journey through takes you Ibffl Riddle's diary fifty years, complete with sepia color- One moment thai doefl last B satisfying scene where his the perfect Myrtle, played by Shirley Henderson, is funny. amount ol scary, annoying, and have been m the set, BS mentioned before, all the interiors book, the second the dark world for Moaning I su.l the redesigned to amount most of the common's rooms have more foreboding texture, beams under the wood dark the among place take shots qu.dd.ch spider giant and his Harry and Ron's adventure with the enough, but is espeanyone chilling is IwM.cn The scene to cially effective to those with arachnophobia. ia great acting perforivM particularly surprised by the performance BS Branagh's Secrets of Chamber mances in lit. worth ihe ticket price alone The Patriot's Jason iilderO) iQQi mo does a stellar job as Draco Malfoy's father A good Isaai doesn't have to raise his voice to raise fear, and the filming of the knowledge thai he died during Chamber of is i Possibly halls are bleakly bleachei supports, and the school seeing Richard Hams, who the darkest moments, though, were through scenes when 1 had way his wheeze Dumbledore. played i ( also prove great acting tal- B difficult Godfather 11 Iti » not executtdlike a cheesyrip-off of the V .ewer, and is a useol past faded to the bnngmg subtle touch 1040's V tench Film Noir diphotography that would make any rector proud It too is brief ing. It hi spectacular . Rupcn Gnnt Danielle Radcliffe and p. i. e Hogwarts of personally tai- s not -a Secrci Harris was perfect in the role, and his presence will be missed villain John William's has done executes this idea beautifully little revising of his musical score v. ewe retorted children '<i..M.e' But 1 wtiole- As the Star Wars trilogy and Chamber of Secrets proved, true heartedlv disagree before l lo the [ it, fright, realistic fully Harry Potter vented world. FolloWm^rrrc'crtMfts.-one I trying to back own Rowling's inbest with the foundation of also a problem in the film of pace i leaves oul B in school without proper lighting . its in- ,. as pos- audience and ma) can be without depressing the mg (herd question how anyone could enjoy a lh,,. people with makers or the writer, all of whom Potter supervised the vision of Harry designers have, much startle to the film books dark ue, already turned the world as may Potter Fire, or Goblet of in the next three make they think a Harry lored imagination of what This is no, fan be. film is supposed to book bul D01 "ear as dark as they when to film. itself to every single person's candles In the duced by the ha/y flickering of is a dark chapsecrets of Chamber series. ter, or beautiful, en- case with Rowling's text exactly This is the causi and book, from turned all movies and distress among great amount of complaint to live up people who expect film to be able Dumbledore (Harris) and the darkness of Cham- light in the is little moment a it and the moments understand from the original book One must to include able be will film that no the fact K J follow or every aspect of the book, Chamber of The primary difference between ber. still a terpretation, trav- of Harry Potter 's world picture of the greatness is way The film ofHogwarts. was such time-constraint to their ling Secrets and the Gift film Secrets pulled might have lacked ,. how viewer through the Prisoner of mam concern is how the longer of Fire will hold Goblet the worse, or Azkaban Stills crearure, and an ai by flu-powder, the evil all create- B realistic match uu.ddich t.on-packcd i : better with the time it The Chamber of it imag^ no, t he film that brought the tertaining, enlightening world of Harry Potter The comer the minute details in every spe- difficult to find ,s it two of relaxation, grandeur The hen there's the film's amazing I book. However, they could have done create the picture as a whole. ih.ii : in the portrayed the and . of is Hvfng she Harry Potter and the who Gildcroy Lockhan. One a dismal year off. if just barely office is one A quick glance of Dumbedorc's in the film. moments powerful the most visually it longer. suspicion for permitting. into a loud-ialk.ng. could cas.ly be expanded performed skillfully melodramat.c cancature il (who has butchered ,ubde by Kenneth Branagh dramatic.) overly being by before ,ctcrs Use mo> n she has abandoned much 2, producing an direct, haicablc character equally charm.ng and „ ,he character in this £nd - seems merely *5.KSi S-W y-rHarry which « The ,o as a character. it seals for k ep people in their 1 film. It n ally-changing character in the d,semotionally confront harsh musl thai Secrets Chamber of ,n tree) one shol • >tb C hr would have been d.ffi- is extraneous gladly substituted an 1 would have more scenes of few for a car mag, Har^y falling out of .he due Keif deserves months were passing However, a. 2hrs 40m.n. sTgn that on in believable ch Id extremely mature yet St.ll Secrets delivers an film gives the character the intelligence, P agued by her hahments, and the for her accomp Hermione the due respect the only emotackling fo. respec, elegani and film, the second fi for the Stone, for Sorcerer's Sorcerer i two scenes, he doei DOl star Visual u „ m ,p„„,,..nda ,!,«. the matched in the who continues h, .ormance by Alan Rickman. d> S major part of he ,„,,, he is Robert whltt ,... humor, and nightmarish villains darkness, tension-releasing make the best children's mov- Potter and Chamber of Secrets, ies And a greater point Harry that not only are chiland Harry Potter in general, proves is like children. Harry equally adults are dren a Potter a lot like adults, moves many of us with ch.ld.sh glee, and th.s film does good job supporting such a high standard. Chamber of Secrcis At the very least, Harry Potter and the made me Call leave wanting to be a better person it's true. When was want to the last movie you saw that me stupid made you do that? Despite the darkness surrounding The Chamber of Secrets, reatOI J K Rowling has the future of Harry Potter is br.gh, C than The Goblei finished the fifth book, which will be longer more fine-edit, one After volume. of Fire, the 734 page fourth will be sent to pubPhoenix the Order of and the Potter Harry Cuaron. who directed lishers soon, the author reports. Alfonso Mama lambicn Great Expectations and more recently, Y Tu the Prisoner ol Potter and Harry third film. the Will direct they ••••" still unsure are »»« m»»-»». whom -j will CBSl to rruuuecis tut. AZKaoan. Azkaban, Producers recent death Harris's after Dumbledore fill the beard of'Albus Lincoln Center Meets Sewanee Stage on Jullr Blair Staff HHtfr music the The programs provided bi- ographies ol .he an. si,, here are 1 he Chamber Music cio!) ot So- incoln Center treated i Sewanee audiences to Moroi i opeland, and Brahms on the evening of November I5" in Ihe performance IT) Hall 1 more titillating pomis An. Knvati.m moved to Aitio hom Istanbul when she WBS teen-minute intermission won reporter overheard several up the violin She wiU tour throughout the I s Fisher Pnze, Vverj iln based solely on the nine, and took I PM he concert Started with Wolfgang art's plaj rul \i,, inj VltS Series Kavafion, has recorded with three strings VYynlon Marsallis (brotha vene with each h, i tm mblepcrfonnme Si included David .•..nice on clarinet. Am kavafun and Ida Kuvafian on Shi ti in latin, v Paul Ncubaucr on \ iolft, ol member of, Ik- faculty Anne-Mane Halt d hambei Music Society, which im |od( s nineteen members and of souuiiiiu M gUCfl performers c\cr> player wore a sc- ioIii. quincd sllva ensemble, while the other I w ok- his break . i lavender d t.om upu.il somber Sherry also taughl \ fashion show the Next, the ensemble played tares * opland's 1930s com- position, ' Sextel tor c opland di nbed it tins | Bl i. d,i\ in which features fifty ' i think m\ Snort Symph mj neglected children' and am pcihaps more lond ol he- ol Julliard the creatoi and directoi Qr i it I attention New York" ment New legn living ivid Shiftin p.c i The ensemble graciously and wordlessly accepted the ap- nity and plause rainy day. Building tension, the spoke and Piano in F mi34" in four movements. ceived an exuberant standing last viola, Cello nor, Op members piece ended after a long in a frenzy, at which point the ensemble ovation Sevvanee's own re- cfiril- deftly None of the performers to the audience or to each other. In an intimate setting such as Sewanee. professional musicians could introduce themseh e or the pieces The Sewanee Purple Established 1892 he three-moveJlj moved the Legacy of 110 years of Student journalism The Purple invites submissions from students, faculty, staff, i.i String Quaxtei and Piano ( voluminous laxed the audience of commu- Hammond, turned the pages for the pianist house of the concert consisted of Johannes Brahms's ••Quintet for Two Violins. The A bettei ol .s a and has appeared with new between movements Philharmonii ai iwentj and taughl al Julliard oi not McDcrmoii a. A piano lap (inbisautobiograph) and is B i American orchestra Paul Ncubaucr joined the New York ing proved di audience wants to concentrate pll five dark colored musicians' cloth- cert attended Julliard i to > hair lonneur. John punctuating the mu.ie mcdium- he polite, t'unisi Institute the Am i of 'the pianist other produc- Stevens b the comical quality It was composed from 1862-4 and highlighted the amazing precision of the artists and re- lo con- Sew. ime musit student Vdara ia All . seemed Marsallis) and Munc McDcrmott on piano ol" the clarinet and Arts Series alum. Branford and members how enjoyi d 581." really "I ing beautiful tone colors" raved She breeds and trams Hungarian Vitsla show does Moth Ida i K Sewanee Performing earlier ami red Sherrj on cello The 1,1,1 (WO pieces included Annci foul lanncl ( movements wasportofScwuncc's Pcrform- I composition ondStringsin \ major, in 8 05 at Amadeus "Quintet foi 1789, ol comments artistry and Eurasia with various an and orchestras Her sister. Ida this participated in the evcnl and \l- the audi- and the community. Send news and views purple#sewanee.edu, or, to: The Sewanee Purple Sewanee, TN 37383-1000 Please add your name and contact information. ' - 1 Sports Monday, December 2, 2002 tEhe &etoan« purple Sewanee Takes the Goart Men's Basketball Kicks off Season with Lon Varnell nament. The Tiger's came out of the locker room Quakers had an roaring, but the Earlham impressive second half showing hitting With nearly every three-pointer they shot. Thoin»i_JonM_ Co-Sports Editor /\utumn has once again reached Sewanee's campus, and with the turning of the leaves comes the beginning of my faa new basketball season. Basketball is hands down vorite sport, and I, like so many other Sewanee students, anxiously await the coming of the college basketball season from mid-April until mid-November. All those who wish to wet their basketball palates no longer have to wait, for roundball has once again returned to the mountain weekend the Sewanee men's Last basketball home opener team Classic nearly five minutes remaining regulation, in m:m points of the Sewanee drew within four Quakers, but the threat from beyond the arch remained too much for Sewanee to overcome, as they fell to Earlham 78-68 Although the game ended with a ten-point spread, it was a closer game than the score suggests, for be- if a few more bounces had the Lon Varnell gan Men's Basketball Classic. Tensions were high, as the Tigers promising are expecting a successful season. With many their season with a in younger players and a number of experienced upperclassmen, the Tigers definitely have the potential to accomplish Led by seniors Grant Gearhart at point Jarrett at center, the Tiger's starting Jonathan and guard Brown, and with five is rounded out with junior guard Mike sophomore forwards Jason Smith and Eugene Talley. They notably Allen are accompanied by a strong bench, most Hoffman, Jeremy Cothern, Matt Austin, Spencer Rowland, a lot this season. team, and Peter Strickland. With a fundamentally strong every for competitors worthy be the Tigers will prove to team they play this season. Friday night was the Tigers' first test, as they met Huntingdon College for their first game of the season. A aggressive playing large crowd was present, as the Tiger's Sewanee led paid off in a 79-S5 win in favor of Sewanee. style of play the and tempo the entire game, setting the from the start. The game of the weekend was, however, the championSewanee matched ship game on Saturday afternoon, when had decisive victeams Both College. up against Earlham Rust College 69beat Earlham before, as night the tories Sewanee and Earlham was ev54. The match-up between basketball game. championship that embodies a mM ZZSEZ •; — M-- SSEKSSESSSMS have Both Grant Gearhart named anYJaVon Sm.th,repres,ented Sewanee, as.they were team to the All-Tournament evening, as The Tigers continue their season on Tuesday compete against they travel to Atlanta where they will challenge for the TiEmory. This should be another good team, and is one of strong a has traditionally gers. Emory basketball programs m the most well respected Division III and keep ballin! team... the country Good luck to erything of the From the outset the two teams battled for control by apparent is as high, game The level of intensity was of the game. course the during changes the eight lead awaited a Going into half time the score was tied, and fans of the tourgame exciting conclusion to the most comtwo games of the season. Junior Mike Brown got a lot mented on the team's performance saying, "We able to see where we out of the tournament. We were good teams It alsome play to able and need to develop first thrilling Rugby Tackles Tough Opponents City Shonkwiler Staff Writer Sewanee with little room for error in the second half. Unable to stay onsides and Despite having side. soundly beaten Tech in their previous meeting last se- struggling to re-adjust to the mester, Sewanee fell >4-8 despite strong efforts from 1 he Sewanee Rugby Football Club, after a promising defeat of Murray State juggled lineup, Sewanee eventually succumbed to has hit some rough times in recent weeks, Tennessee's superior fitness and experience in a 38-7 de- in its opener, efforts valiant making against bigger and more perienced teams, but ex- ulti- mately struggling to keep pace with upper-division clubs from the MidSouth Rugby Union. Despite those setbacks, the club primed to is still win the MidSouth Division Three crown once matrix play starts in the On Saturday. October 25, Gouraud, Morgan Butler, and Clay Shonkwiler represented the Sewanee side at the MidSouth Collegiate AllStar Camp on the campus of Tennessee Tech. Although was the three were none made the team, notable that the only players at the scrums and mauls. After getting a needed week ate, it's much off to recuper- the Sewanee side played first home match of the year on Saturday, Novembt 16 against the Chattanooga Men's Rugby Club at the 1 practice football field hen game. The most devastating loss was that of Lee Allen, All- After an early penalty put Tennessee up 3-0 in the opening minutes, Sewanee's Garrick Anderson ran tap-penalty which, along in a with the conversion from Crews Keen, gave Sewanee a 7-3 lead which it maintained through most of the hardfought first half. Only a late try on a botched 5-meter lineout to Sewanee allowed Tennessee to claim an n-7 lead at halftime. Franklin Mackie (cut over his eye), Lombard (high ankle sprain), Ryan Robinson Will (hand), Gary Pope (ankle) (ribs) left Shonkwiler returned to the Tech campus with the rest of on division Tennessee Tech. Sewanee was forced to play the club to take rivals injured in the club's exceptional second-year number eight who out for the season after suffering a concussion in the myriad knock-ons and col lapsed rucks and scrum*evitable. making for uneven 1 is Tennessee game. Fellow loose forward Garrick Anderson, recovering from a knee injury, played most of the game at fullback, dem- onstrating his kicking and open-field abilities but depriving the pack of it's most experienced player. A try by flanker/scrumMatt Fuller and a penhalf converted by Crews Keen gave Sewanee it's only the 8 points on the day as surprise by taken was club Tech the much-improved alty game play. Despite Chattanooga greater experience and size. Sewanee more than held it^ own both on set plays and in loose play among the for- Hooker Jess Kant' managed to poach several wards. from Chattanooga s pack in the scrum, and locks key balls Frank DiMauro and Cla> Shonkwiler did the same on line-outs. Sewanee continued a first half, Elizabeth Land Leads tr) Chattanooga on a 5meter tap following an offsides call. promising Beth Muughu-r on to ey <> hibit the fractured nature its season, playing stron defense, but giving up ke < Sewanee B a mere 5 point it's home field, but mpeted in South's swimming teai Blfcabeth Land 2002 23. November on Wabash a new meet toon Memphis im won two events, establishing re* ord in the school a new setting and i„ foe 500 yard free m yuis and her Bothol her times were ni a a "B , n fret T\ A he Univenitj to penetrate Chattanooga'- I abil- i ity to consistently stop Sewanee behind the original gain line resulted ol the Invitational ,1,, Chattanooga's defence hue eventually caught up to the Tigers. ontributing Writtt for the club faced deficit time in the .,„„ „i 17:47.40 is currently the fourth rastesl helped finishes top and's ill swimming mr Division n, in sevei al [Ci inside turnovers key Sewanee's own 22-meter area. As a result. Sewanee often found itself overcom 1 cam Khcr plac ing h ithin the top freshman Mice Ballenger exington. Itt was the top place Matthew Martelli (soph three finishes MarteUiwasa two top with finisher for the men Hie ngerraeo mt |,c 100 yard fl) and 1- in the 200 yard fl) 1 1 m that resulted I in misleading .1 - \\ ist tin- we |l Stringer mto\ aid, "if we our players healths and bring some more pare with 1 the ball on the attack, well have an excellent chance win the MidSouth Divi III to in the sprit Sewanee hopes to return winning ways with a rematch with Murra) State on Saturday. Novembei 2 I 11 no home game against on rival ! Mm i.e. State withthreei rhe competition is fantastic weswamvery IH and Division U lop 10 in the nation in e beet tomes life best and season man) as a team with " ,|, md -,..,. -amply speelaqilai I 1 1 and , toaUyeai yi defeii-e men were senior Mike Mag . i posed to last year "We played them tough, we won the rucks and we didn bai k down on field arterandWiiOakes lophomoree Ned Booker Marc Kicker, freshman IHoti Dement -.,, ObermiUer commented, "This is the fs juniore( llM difference" bet Chattanooga eleven le.nn Other top 16 finishers for th« Sewanee matched up to iw ih in the i Despite the score, Brian Stringer, coach of the Sewanee side, noted the hi 1 I na wllletl the Chattanooga back-line the several mismatches 20 minutes he meet 5th place overal women « omen sv. immcis to 6 in» lud i>cm P sc% .«.k1I>...u Hadlo take. rdorsSaraAtchison.Blizabeth< any Husted, Bamel Met onneU, 1. u juniors Kat) Davis < mitted to the ruck, leaving last Team with Record-Breaking Races for an inability and spectators alike. Tin sloppy conditions made the Stars. and Chris Miller The following Saturday, and Butler Gouraud, in several MidSouth Collegiate to III club. pushed back uncomfortable for players and B-sides, Sewanee the opportunity Injuries camp sistently the Tennessee Aoffering split it's against it the match, as Sewanee's undersized forwards were con- to in Tennessee Erwan without several key players matching up against Division 1 UT-Knox- Alabama play The next day, Swimmers Compete at Wabash Invitational The second half appeared in on campus. Conditions 1 less than ideal, as a heav\ rain the day before left standing water on the pitch Also, a game-time tempera ture of 34 degrees ami heavy fog made the gam- Sewanee shared a doubleheader with the squad from ville. cision. from a Division spring. Gouraud, Butler and player of the game Anderson. The size of Tech's pack was the biggest difference-maker the yardage on several offsides penalties and defensive breakdowns. One such penalt) resulted in the onl) score of the JuunS^J Mateo and Photoa by December 2002 2, uThe feetoanet gtttgt Sewanee Runners Page 10 Equestrian tfeam Jump: Place Well at Regionals eig to ifew tfeiakts I ,,„rh Editor riders in judged Gurij and Western shows are '< iii' trian _,i .u-. m tli> • team has com- by skill SeatShow.hddOctob Show. Sewanee. and a Western hold placed Novembers November 2-3 at Murray die lead day of competition endoftheweekcn.lli.iil.Hli'i' State Hn nilmn |-„i ng called 1 two type [unto -.it riding "i and West- m i Hunt v.nmendidnotknovs whal :: 3S 02. and Her seventh place dm nee Leebecomes the 22nd Sewanee female Due to their outstand- rformances while hosting niter Show. Sewanee Seat riders are currently I, three leading the region by mee's region is poinl the show, the i,, Mid captain Martha have not competed I 1 place standing tathi ii'"" Sewanee equestrian tean u m * ajid at tin to leven schools in- |,,f. expect from the Other b cluding Tennessee Tech, Kentucky, Western MTSU.UT Martin, Misippi State. Univ. of Tennessee, Maryville. Murray State, Rhodes, and VanderbilL Practicing three or four times a week, mem>f the Sewanee equestrian team are itedtO their sport and committed to success. Hie women particularly are looking for- ward to December when they Western riders Jenny Sinclair, Juha ,ec Becca Tolbert, Kau/mcm, Surah Howell, Katie Bauer. Murray State at show in a competed Ross and Katy home third hrouyht The team ,,,, \nnmber2and 3. thru ..ll.-.l ( .,,,. fidl "hunt" in, ire, tli.n huntei seat, in rtyle, 1"i- short I lurregioniscomprisedofdif- ferent teams than in years past ri sowedidnl hi, their ability to 1 to expect, . teal!) iaiovs competition, the entire qui western emnomperltionhorjpiKBrid- den at a.slower 1 new riders, .mil i.i" runnei to earn All Region Ihe top 15 run- Sewanee feSewanee women She is ,,lso the ners, in back .0 back scars The nationals for qualify to male runner 0th 1 ye u a statistics Ibis is the seventh ,, hI -In. t.mrihycar honors All-Region Sewanee femaleeamed tor the qualified lor nationals Rankings a Sewanee female Blunck Halhe women on the team were treshman dso had impressive team other W04). sophomore Angela Galbreath. hftth «2> sophomore Meagan Outz, 73rd (26:07.06) (2411 03) m Fes] 109th Jenny Naas, Binkley, lOftth (27 48.01), freshman 14th (2 Shulman Marisa 2 09). and Junior " with freshman show impressive an in put The men also he with a time of 26:07 05 seventh placing Ridley cas U 1 l I Leonard had a season best time only senior on the team. Jed first Sewanee runner in history the becomes and Vll-H become a lour time All-SCAC and tour time which a Sewanee year in straight mnncr This marks the sixth to and the third straight male runner has earned All-region honors, qualified for nationals Other has male Sewanee which a in e ir Burner. 74th lor the men were. Sophomore Grant -»8 Tym McGuire. 78th (28.36.08); SOpho26.09); freshman ( Jeremy AnHen Aeree. 82nd (28:46 07), sophomore 98th McGregor. John freshman thony. 88th (29.00.06); and Senior Jed Leonard '02). placed 132nd w ,th nationals th.s past Saturday. Ridley with a time of 23:01.7) placed 76th a time of 26:44.4). Lee SCAC. Lee's finish is the the highest in and placed the secmd years by a Sew .nice m 22 championship at a 5th highest years. ile. and the second best in 13 became Sewanee's first runner to make the All- M SCAC and All-Region NCAA for four years. teams NASCAR How Bad Have You Got It? : PlUS 1 ie who either just be- m her teammates, optimistic for the up- coming show. "The team 1 , as strong as it dieni We have been really hard, espe- ialty this past month. lulK will .ill pay Hope- off in NASCAR's infancy. , But win are so man) differpeople being attracted to [he answer is simple, whal enl • De- cember," she said. Bui i .H". H bum |usl a is it going In circles b a drree hours." 7 What is so great about that s NASCAR WOODY MONDAY FRIDAY When fctmar Staple) Gutti Writer - 9:00AM - DEUTSCH 6:00PM 9.00 AM When 4;00PM better from the fresh I, fields of Corinth, way toforaSt rurhemei h I i , an attempt to onvert those prejudiced against the sport. 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PLUS WE FEATURE TOP 1 1 nn, My girlfriend (avwaneegiri), rhis isrhe - haw- oi catching on can kids,; BecauseAmerl ulturated into d kids that popular upplayin through tht port this but thej the can In m njmes and lo ider e.iiisclub, Moo where If i Irv you have, call me to tell me believe thai N \S(, \S I osure a matter of NA erage and becumine, will be one oft] I it is ting better cov- mo nt before it rhe magnificent obsession known as d in one ot their bad is not it the v joi i mI .i I ii in this particulai young .k husband she slips into a commernon- ni'. t is pi where he dream numbi -in- theh urn ominginand \ ^SCAR'aearrj were i are in appa Ktibrx-rm.iid and Dukes trait i do embr.i amid smoke [bdi out ol that reverie itt.-i i products that you iimk with the oocm ot brought it Sundaj theca the .ire tickandb Church leagues, and Park and Recreation is much more difficult to gel Into leagues racing How mam limes have you seen a dad Bobb) quil crying and get in that race I) it women the sport's popularity has jusl ills been a matter tui |nl i-. .i loo) chain, loves imegjrl that d.»nces ballet are jusl BS Susceptible to the excitement. sport tradition- NAME ACCESSORIES SUCH AS PEARL, IZUMI, TIME, BELL. AND LOOK. NASCAR percentage of women than I who has a Coors Light Racing kej are tuning mi' iii,, NEW MOUNTAIN, ROAD, AND al- it .i ol die snowballing in popuLints and in Bng and though it sound- like man's drug, s nol Males dominate the sport, hut women ofRnd the races just as much fun. According just REPAIR ALL BIKES vi Chev) and Earnhardt versus Petty It is 13md pit stops and victor) lapbumoufe. A 1 - 'In Ford is It Kurt <.<n thi Or how mam times have seen a sin kei on the back ol mini-van saying Racing to nn conru ction it bi and car "? illion doll lint F-14s ayingovei ilrhough males dominate the sport, Vnd don t even bring up Soccer (furball) \w is nol only so technicallj N • is starting their engines.'' he invented ba v [t man) omersport th was derived from from cricket, and |ami in. was greatest sport tor a the pag- i- it Gordon and cheering lett h m Football ieball nith s GREATEST.), nght id that .. the Win- particular!) ston Cup Series America BICYCLES ind rubber burning booing >be heckled than this cars a eantry of drivers teams, and cars all decked out in their sponsors colors and logOS efending a frequentiy mocked redneck But after thinking about it, I decided that there would be no better waj toattempl fodispel the redneck stigma that many people hai e placed on the sport and on its supporters, inhiding myself. Soconsidei n that. not |usl is it Itisthi roar of cars and the making left turns ed to write an article about \k [admit I was a little hesitant what i - sou much is go to the race smell Missil SATURDAY WE NASI there not to like .ihout is gu) 115 U [sobvious ilut the onnaise lothc-.iuis been. working V. team has is whal »ni'" an rapt ain kali" well season. Since fall show will have both hunt seat and western Bauer there. in to 2^^Ld*e*hlO fourteen p., the faith rheae two types diffo travel fortheir last show MTSU of the 13-15 wu fiK in , team(which consists ol the All- Region make ^^^^^d^ -J W DM s^ team will compete. With pluee overall in the region. era Division placed I irnt Show. tirsl ring position aftfl foe L, NCAA he , Lee and Freshman ucas Ridley bod, ui, ,,, ,,,cs.ookpb,cm.roclcr,a.s -,,,- led October .Junior Marias Shulman was named the the High Point Rider of 11 commanding On Saturday November nl0 rc Is 1 si aHunua two show- Si off Writer the incredibly well." The hunter seat rider M rrav State, Sewanees Westem riders iwed tremendous ! .11 Mnri«Noron« Murray show, everyone rode Hunt their skill levels. In their IwrdandnduiKuw.iw^ But style. ,, lassesbasedon team has been working recently learned the 11 in order to be raningpattcn Ihroughoul (K'tingat the collegiate gan added in the open level where the nder perfom also is aur* Hihn in NCAA and Lucas Ridley CompeteNationals Lee anu Division III liz Liz ursell How had h sour car and Page December 2002 2, 11 purple (Ehe fremance Make Time ForMusic Co-Sp»rl\ Dy 4tio\ I looking around Moldenhauer's Trczcvant dorm room Mll , s B life in l sophomore ast Moldcn.hau.er now plays Moldenhaue, five instruments: tenor sax, •' ja displays b the enthusi- text as a bookend . "J tnai lb geiuu a.u\* ; ..*i&.n d beautifu l" -Plato hannon On ,, make tO Qtial changes hen therapi ' llvei in peOpll n ••• branch ' lor fective self-treatment positive people are tense or over- i Music called whelmed, it does nol al therapist fot ways take knoss wh.n B person to makes them feel better, especially when it comes .i to help or musical elemt nts po.pie develop to their resolve oi and tential Even it JTOU music have not played piano Music trauma therapists work with all to different kinds of people. B ince musicians and non-musi walk lost. Lukes and to The other members ot the group include bassisi David Barnes, drummer cms to Rory Fraser, and duction and relaxation lottes Quartet tat- v\ The for renc h 1 1 Pants) ithout guitarist When fordan Martins. Healthy individuals benefit from mucan also re.,, therapy fo the a i i the house with his musical tricks, like adding ^ \- io< iation cites rapj aumbei bem ol From m ing the alto stimulation room, his passion simultaneously. "1 like to improvise and people with the opportusense of hav< to, for it far e is ceedsthe four walls For him playing and listening to music is pari Ol Ins overall wellness and arelease that cannot be matched •'It in the best feeling is the world to get lost in music" Moldenhauei , m music, ing With He added i feel like l I am go- somewhere because music is changing all the time and constantly evolving." Starting with the alto husi out full moves for a ovet trol •' provides life to refresh VOUl mind Whether you sician I' - CD vorite en- hance awareness of crowd. Playing in front of big group is an exhilarat- time m sour life While cramming fot fifew min„ ii s s top for your fapop in and utes tui their research, they have found that music as a sensor) harmonica or playand tenor sax few a familial melodies will calm your nerves and remind you of a less fit Music Therapy the sight-read Perhaps the combination of fresh aii and The American Music crowd at the brings Moldenhaucr Pub, band draws take a sixth grade pieces down that When and anxiety. stress ol though even But Moldenhauer's love fot music is obvious upon simply walking in lus something more personal I level, music can be an ef- rherapj which uses music ven though he i individual basis. tional to supol 1 all » on Sewanee's swim team he Still finds time to perform in a jazz band called Le Quartet Sans Cu- sell port a long row tered sheet music ii on an arc designed ments is is made collage of his favorite funk band, T( On a shelf, heo| Power. uses a Physical Geology I flute, and oboe poster of framed, J S ax a lt and the Blues Brothers the pieture ol signed Charlie Hunter Quartet On another wall, he hangs t.nh grade. m wall on< , role in his eaS y to see thai major m uone it j soul to a moral law. It gives to the mind, flight the universe, wings charm to to the imagination, a everything sadness, gaiety and life to nce f order and lends to "Music latum Hah n the are who can tan oi a mu- wail on iomi one who the diftei- and environment, expi uonIf verbally and know ence between when the band is clicking, w hen you play with a verbally" and "impro concentration and attention and the bass, music can a difference in yout group of people, a connec- span ,i ing experient is made especially e, ,,,„ make wellness and in your life. so lake time to get lost in love the music you Chances arc you will be (liil&iZZ vnn"miri?iherapv wnrld nc0 - he said This sense of connectedness and feeling of rel< Music Therapy gamed through music is common among musicians education used m is oftet hospitals, special glad that you did classrooms nursing homes, and psychiatric facilities. and music lovers In fa< that research has s hown music directly effects n has the po,,,i health* and I sic MusTcian/Athlete Mart Moldenhauer different people, m hiipiiiw^yw aUmcrttcine/ FrameSet.asp ti Pharmacy Notes DINNER DELIVERY is •Other info found on Since mu- used to help the treble SEWANEE PHARMACY 17 Lake O'Donncll Road • P.O. Box 329 Doug Dye Ph D Pharmacist . 931-598-5940 7 Days a Week Full • b.00 p.m.-S:00 p.m. Mon-Fn9am Fax 931-598-5976 • 10PM« Sat 9am -PM j Menu Items Available (excluding Slushies and Ice Cream) Come try our Uleekly Specials Sewanee Dining Service Invites you to a uidnunc CHRISTMAS DINNER You Can Eat Buffet Tuesday, December 10 All 596-1595 Menu Available d'00 p.m.-Midni# Regular Deliver/ 7 Day* a Week • 5 PM until 8 PM McClurg Dining Hall NO CHARGE ^ffSSSSm With a donation of 1 the Sewanee to be donated to (per person) v lF Operation Noel yiithoutdongtion ~$j[goatDQorl I (The ftetuanee December 2, PurpU 2002 Page 12 of Vietnam Tfte Streets Reflections Lo Somel Guest Writer who Sang, can't help but stare into | walk down the street, has is a four-year-old who the eyes of the hfldren. There the streets with wanders now and arobodia runawaj from< shoulder, ragged shorts, and a brown sack thrown over bifl cannot speak Vietnamese He eyes that seem void of life. iiowdol handle this? I honestly think „ A. I < andhehasnofamlh that I htve grown up up [hi nam tool there is through the program: intensive tl in..'. . I mg in a bubble, isolating myself from the was in. One of the components of this program was that we were reality of the countrj .iroundHoChiMmh ittonj idedtovolunteeratashelterforstreetboys.Thao love burst,,.,,,, a temporal) living facflity with so much to the addicted become you it makes ins thai Thao children and the SOI ial workers. The man who founded former heroin addict who. after 20 years, kicked ,,,,., the habit cold turki \ HedMsomething that is almost physi- mentall) impossible by quitting the use of heroin del iding t<» open a home for street children. ,.,ik .,,ni and thm hear someone literally dying. I cannot explain the sounds, because they give me nightmares, but it was I tovolunteei at different lo« ,,i,i, pulled up chairs and During the entire two hours we were there, in the background we could If oitora] j, we am there. summer studied abroad in Ho Chi Minh City. VietI sustainable agVictnamesi language, political science, and development However, I was not just a student i We out singing them two songs, which was a good way to break the ice. Then started talking to them. ever a place called I I regularly visits the patients, the nun- alstarted lowed us in. "Grown- I-and," on a Summer Abroad here are two Other homes associated with Thao Dan. An Toan. which means "Safe House." is a permanent home ikc children, and Hy Vong, which means "Hope I t awful. We spoke with sue of the people who live there. One woman, 23 years of age, had contracted AIDS through prostitution. She had open sores all over her and arms. I looked and smiled, hut there was no connection. Although we are almost the same age. our lives are so different that there was no way in which we could relate. I struggle to understand why it had to be her, why she was forced to earn a living by serving up to fifteen men a day in a hot. stifling room. What made it be she and not I? One man was an amazing professional, who was inlegs into her eyes 1 and financially telligent He well-off. started using heroin and contracted AIDS through sharing When we were I speaking with him he two and asked the most challenging back He was interAIDS services and its regained their innocence that day as and our knowledge from working with people with AIDS in DC and New York. They were shocked that people voluntarily choose to work with people with AIDS, i' month inn lo ( w wars 1.1I liefore another solution is de- termined Ineol the hardesl things for ( the boyi hav< managed me to understand was how happy and exuberant to remain so whin their lives have been such hellish tests of survival ly, so when they are there they feel hao Dan is theii i. ie< ure and omfortable When the) live .it Thao Dan they do not work the streets, m, they can try and regain some I 1 fi thru childhood Sometimes forgot when we were laughing and pla\ ik togi-thiM that they did not go home in hi .I .ill 1 1 warm in like 1 loving families When I would remember, it was swallowing the biggest brick of reality down an already throat 1 Inedaj while I was there, I In .ml the social workers talk- about going to the UDS compassion house, Mai Hoa, I ii could go with them, since have an Interest In working with people with UDS the) were willing but not 1 1 enthusiastu about taking I me 1 wenl with my friend Chris- who peaks Vletna sewell Her ability to speak Vietnamese helped us to communicate with the patients at Mai on s iiiv. lour of the social workers at Thao Dan), Christine, and I drove an hour away to Cu Chi and went to Mai Hoa where about 20 adults live In the last stages of AIDS. tine I urn the hospital and arc normal!) verj hesitant to tee the patients But since we went with allow fon since in Vietnam people with AIDS are son. ilh stigmatized. we headed back Sang said that he was impressed with how we interacted with them hecause most people have a hard time once they see the condition of the patients. He could not After a draining but excellent discussion, to Saigon. my life to the mud fights ensued, along with jumping and swimming in the puddles. They were quite impressed with the fact that I continued playing along, rather than running to huddle under some tree. Though the park they go to has about 20 impromptu tiny fields on which to play soccer, it is also a place where the majority of heroin users shoot up. One time a boy stepped on and punctured his skin with a used heroin needle. Another young boy ran up to me, holding and showing me the one he had just found. There are no words to explain my emotions. It was a feeling that I had never experienced before that day. It was a true feeling of revulsion towards the world. This was my Vietnam. for me Not what they taught me in class, decided that my goal in Vietnam was to spend as much time as possible with the children but the real thing. I stop telling us how much we had done for the people there. He said that although we did not give them hope, we did give them a sense of humanity and respect that they rarely receive. 1 home felt at at Thao Dan sini e everyone was there for the same purpose—to give children the opportunity to remain innocent and not to be punished for the mistakes of then parents, of society, and ol humanity. Sang gave me the most meaningful compliments have received in a long tl I He said that before I came to Thao Dan he had a very nega live idea time. in.i', a counselor, clinging for One afternoon the sky opened up and let down monsoon rainstorm. It seemed as though the children seat. ested in perceptions ifon hfldren with AIDS. Thao Dan's mislion to return each ol the hoys to his natural family by counseling both the boy andhisfamfl) At present about 18 boys (ages ranging from 10-19) "live" at Thao Dan. Since eai h boy's situation is different, there is no textbook way in h to reunite a familj Bai h boj is specially attended to h\ tin social workers A bo) can live there anywhere from tiny boys questions. the mentality towards AIDS in the United States. We spoke to him about our isal in their pants with laughter at my ridicurode to and from soccer on a moped with They almost peed lous dancing. needles. House and buy their affection or come with the intention of making myself feel better. Working with the social workers gave me an insight into the reality of the streets of Vietnam. They usually scour the streets at night looking for the children that they have made contacts with. They give them medical checkups and make sure that they are eating enough. They also give them information about dealing with police and prostitution. The first night I went with them, I saw Saigon in a very different light. On the same streets I had walked daily, we found the tired and hungry children half-clothed and sick. One day at soccer, I taught two of the boys how to polka. try about American people, in terms their being in Vietnam and ol thi ol I He I the) treat Vietnamese people. said that interacted with the chil- I J I no one else who has volunThao Dan. He said the children always talked about me ami dren like teered at me He also saidthal have disproved preconceived notion of Americans did QOl fust give them money and play for One day. I accepted each boy as an individual with respect, patience, and caring. 1 did not tiuK have accepted his I I Dan and to learn from the counselors. I devoted m> time to the children and to learning more about their lives at Thao and the struggles that the counselors go through to reunite the children with their families. This was my Vietnam AJI P.ctures Courtesy of Lo Some'