the Rice Thresher SINCE 1916 Vol. X C I I , Issue N o . 11 Friday, N o v e m b e r 5, 2 0 0 4 869 vote at Rice precinct by J o h n Kehoe T H R E S H E R EDITORIAL S T A F F , Nineteen h o u r s after t h e polls closed at Rice, i President George W. Bush claimed victory in his bid for a second t e r m in the White House. Rice's precinct had 869 voters this election, up from 725 in the 2000 election. Rice Vote Coalition President Priscilla Parrett said s h e thinks t h e n u m b e r would have been even h i g h e r if more students had not chosen to stay * registered in their hometowns. "About half of o u r student population voted a b s e n t e e b e c a u s e they wanted their vote to b e counted in their h o m e state," Parrett, a Martel College s o p h o m o r e , said. "That m a d e a big d i f f e r e n c e [in t h e n u m b e r of s t u d e n t s that voted in Rice's precinctl." T h e official results from t h e Rice precinct i were not yet available as of Wednesday. Rice College Republicans President Pat Hastings credited the excitement of this election season with increasing interest in politics a m o n g Rice students. "Overall t h e c a m p u s leans left, I think, but there's quite a bit of apathy a m o n g students," * Hastings said. "There's a lot of non-interest, and I think this election helped turn that around to s o m e degree." T h e President's Office hosted an election results viewing at Hanszen and Wiess College C o m m o n s T u e s d a y night. Parrett estimated m o r e than 200 s t u d e n t s attended the viewing. Faculty m e m b e r s , President David Leebron and four elected officials from t h e Houston area, including Houston City Controller Annise P a r k e r (Jones 7 8 ) , also attended. T h e final election results, however, did not b e c o m e clear until Wednesday. Students met the results of T u e s d a y ' s election with mixed reactions. "I've walked around today and seen a lot of pretty sullen faces," Rice Young D e m o c r a t s P r e s i d e n t Samir Patel said. "You can tell that a lot of people are pretty disappointed. ... I haven't really talked to any Republicans, but I'm s u r e they're pretty happy. T h e y feel vindicated, but we're very disappointed today." Sen. J o h n Kerry, D.-Mass, conceded defeat early Wednesday afternoon, although r u n n i n g m a t e Sen. John Edwards, D.-NC, reportedly u r g e d him to wait for the official results to be certified. Patel, a J o n e s College senior, said h e thinks K e r r y bowed out too early. "Personally I think it would have been nice to have counted the provisional ballots," Patel said. "I don'!, think it could have h u r t just to count everything and be on the safe side. It's not b e c a u s e 1 have this fantasy that he would've See ELECTION, page 5 iJwh ffeincl Court MARSHALL ROBINSON/T Campaign signs adorn the lawn outside the Student Center Tuesday. Voting for Precinct 3 6 1 , the Rice precinct, took place in the Grand Hall from 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Smoke causes South Camachos sweep homecoming Servery evacuation by Jen Evans FOR T H E T H R E S H E R by Jenny Rees i T H R E S H E R EDITORIAL S T A F F Students w e r e evacuated from the South College S e r v e r y and f r o m t h e H a n s z e n and W i e s s College C o m m o n s at lunchtime T u e s d a y after a malfunctioning air conditioning unit filled the Wiess C o m m o n s with smoke. At about 12:10 p.m., a r u b b e r fan belt within t h e air conditioning unit began smoking after a bearing failed, Housing and Dining Director Mark Ditman said. However, Ditman said no part of the unit, which is located in t h e s e r v e r y ' s basement, ever ignited. T h e s m o k e from the AC unit activated the building's fire alarm. Electrical Engineering Professor Bill Wilson, a W i e s s r e s i d e n t associate, said w h e n s t u d e n t s first heard t h e alarm, they w e r e hesitant to evacuate. "I saw s m o k e c o m e puffing out of the ceiling — actually, out of the AC vents," Wilson said. "[Residential D i n i n g M a n a g e r Angela Riggsl and I both said, 'Oops, smoke.' I stood up and said. T h i s is not just a malfunction — t h e r e ' s s m o k e . Everybody get out.' Everybody looked at m e and got up and left." Hanszen s o p h o m o r e Dominic I>ee said h e was getting food in the s e r v e r y w h e n he noticed the smoke. "I thought it was a minor issue, so I kept getting food," Lee said. "Then I saw t h e r e was m o r e and m o r e s m o k e , and people started to notice it. I went to t h e Hanszen side [of t h e s e r v e r y | to get s o m e See EVACUATION, page 4 F o r m e r Vice President for Student Affairs Zenaido C a m a c h o and his wife, Carol, will b e this year's h o m e c o m i n g king and que e n. T h e C a m a c h o s c o u l d not b e reached for c o m m e n t . T h e r u n n e r - u p in the q u e e n ' s race was Mimi Mokarzel, t h e driver of the night e s c o r t van. Mokarzel said s h e wishes her new van, which was a candidate in the race for king, had fared better but is pleased to be runner-up. "It's pretty exciting, but I wanted the van to m a k e king," Mokarzel said. "It's really sweet, though. I appreciate it." Mokarzel said s h e is glad t h e C a m a c h o s w e r e elected. ' T h e y did so m u c h h e r e , and I think it's really g r e a t that you g u y s [elected t h e Camac h o s | , " Mokarzel said. ' T h a t was hilarious." In the king's race, the I>ate Night Pie Club defeated Mimi's new van, Library renovation project to 'begin as early as December by Monica H u a n g FOR T H E I l I R I S H E R Fondren Library might b e unrecognizable by fall 2006, at least from t h e inside. Plans for a $14 million renovation have been progressing since the Board of T r u s t e e s approved t h e layout of spaces and services in May. Renovations to t h e second floor will begin in late D e c e m b e r or early J a n u a r y and are s c h e d u l e d for completion by August 2006, Vice Provost and University Librarian Chuc k H e n r y said. Major work on the first floor will begin at the end of next semester, but the library will remain open and functional during the renovations. Henry said the only library service that will be affected by the project is See FONDREN, page 6 EMS calls at NOD decrease by Michael Hardy n i R K S H E R STAFF Wiess College's 32nd annual NOD, held Saturday night with apolitical t h e m e capitalizing on the presidential election held Tuesday, proved as peaceful as t h e election was contentious. T h e r e were Bush and Kerry signs, a balloon drop, and plenty of pressing of the flesh, but party-goers p u m p e d k e g s instead of fists and instead of babies, s e e m e d mostly content to kiss each other. With h i g h e r a t t e n d a n c e than last year, fewer E M S calls and no arrests, organizers of t h e event said it was the most successful Night of D e c a d e n c e in recent memory. About 1,400 students attended the party, up from 1,3(X) last year. Party planners sold about WH> tickets in advance and about 500 at the door. As in past years, lights and music were provided by Texas Entertainment. T h e party had only one major incident, w h e n an intoxicated student assaulted the See N O D , pane 4 F a r n s w o r t h Pavilion and T r o g d o r for runner-up. O t h e r c a n d i d a t e s for q u e e n were Powderpuff football and the triple option. Voting began Friday and e n d e d W e d n e s d a y on t h e Student Association Web site. In the king's election, 144 votes w e r e cast, while 149 s t u d e n t s voted in t h e queen's election. T u r n o u t for the H o m e c o m i n g E l e c t i o n s was slightly l e s s t h a n usual, SA President Derrick Matthews said. About one-fourth of t h e student body voted in last year's H o m e c o m i n g Elections. "I think llower t u r n o u t ] is to be expected for many reasons," Matthews, a Will Rice College senior, said. "One, t h e r e was a real election that people w e r e w o r r i e d about. Additionally, t h e r e w a s n o t h i n g substantive on the ballot." In some past years, referenda, c h a n g e s to t h e SA c o n s t i t u t i o n and unfilled l e a d e r s h i p positions in blanket tax organizations have appeared on the h o m e c o m i n g ballot. Get registered T h e deadline to register for classes for the spring s e m e s t e r is 5 p.m. today. Anyone who is not registered before the deadline will be charged a fee, so hop on ESTHER and sign up for something. Welcome home H o m e c o m i n g is this weekend, so don't be s u r p r i s e d if you s e e lots of p e o p l e wandering around exclaiming about all the new buildings Rice has added since they left. F2veryone who graduated in a year ending in a four or nine is having a class reunion this year. T h e homecoming g a m e against F r e s n o State will be at 2 p.m. Saturday at Rice Stadium. Esperanza T h e annual fall formal, Esperanza, put on by Rice P r o g r a m Council, will be held at the Westin Galleria Hotel Saturday. T h e dance's t h e m e is Breakfast at Tiffany's. Shuttle b u s e s will run to and from t h e event throughout the evening. T h e buses will pick u p s t u d e n t s from the Student Center beginning at 9:30 p.m. In the king's race, Zenaido Cam a c h o received 65 percent of the votes, while the I^ate Night Pie Club received 14 percent. Carol C a m a c h o received 45 p e r c e n t of t h e v o t e s for queen, while Mokarzel received 26 percent. An unusual h o m e c o m i n g court is a tradition specific to Rice, Matthews said. "I t h i n k it's a g o o d t r a d i t i o n to keep," Matthews said. "We like to do things a little bit differently at Rice, and h o m e c o m i n g candidates like a football play and a r o o m in the Student Center could only happen here." In 2 0 0 3 , H e a d B a s e b a l l Coach Wayne Graham and ESTHER, the online registration system, were elected h o m e c o m i n g king and queen. In 2002, t h e n e w l y - i n s t a l l e d parking gates were elected h o m e c o m i n g king. " D a r t h Neill," the evil persona of Associate Vice President for Finance and Administration Neill Binford, was elected h o m e c o m i n g queen. OPINION Don't blame Canada Page 3 A&E Page 8 Addicted to 'Desperate Housewives' SPORTS Soccer heads to WAC tournament Page 1 1 Quote of the Week "[Ray Charles] said. Well, the notes are right underneath your fingers.' So from that point on. in trying to get his character, I realized that while he was blind, the music and all its harmony was almost a sixth sense for him." — Jamie Foxx, who stars as Ray Charles in Ray, a film currently in theaters. See story, page 7. Scoreboard Football Rice 22, Tulsa 39 Soccer Fresno State 0, Rice 1 San Jose State 0, Rice 1 Volleyball Rice 3, Louisiana Tech 0 Rice 3, SMU 0 Weekend Weather Friday Sunny, 47-71 degrees Saturday Sunny, 48-71 degrees Sunday Mostly sunny, 57-76 degrees . FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 2004 THE RICE OCT 3 1 the Rice Thresher Fondren face-lift worth doing right With renovation of the first second and sixth floors of Fondren library slated to begin soon — as early as December — we look forward to seeing how far $14 million can go. We support the proposed renovations, many of which directly address the complaints of students. A new door on the west side of the library wili make entrance more convenient. Instead of walking around the building when coming from the Student Center, Autry Court or Baker Hall, we can use the second door to enter from the opposite side, eliminating long walks. We also like the idea of more communal areas and study spaces for undergraduates. The cafe and coffeehouse planned for the firs! floor will give us an on-campus alternative to off-campus study spots like Diedrich Coffee and Borders. Although we think the cafe will make the library more inviting, we hope a smart design will keep noise from reaching other areas of the first and second floors. We welcome the addition of undergraduate and graduate study spaces on the sixth floor, winch currendy houses offices and book stacks. Only students with Rice IDs will have access, and we hope these study lounges will be more spacious and more comfortable than the library's current study accommodations. Although most of the construction will occur over the summer, we hope the construction that does begin in December or January will not substantially disrupt students studying in the library. If possible, w-ork involving loud noise should be put off until after the spring semester ends. At 55 years old. Fondren could use a face-lift. The last renovation was completed in 1987, and since then, plans to raze the library and completely rebuild it were scrapped due to the economic downturn in 2001 and concerns about possible flooding of proposed underground levels. Although we'd rather see a new library, and we're not sure how cost-effective this renovation will be. we understand that other proposed new buildings are a priority, and we welcome any effort to modernize old-fashioned Fondren. If we won't be gettinga brand-newlibrary anytime soon, at least we'll be getting a better one. Where were you when Bush was elected? Whether you wTere elated or despondent after hearing the results of Tuesday's presidential election, you have to admit it wras an exciting time to be in college, especially if you attended the election party sponsored by President David Leebron in the Wiess College and Hanszen College Commons. We are glad Leebron invited students, faculty and staff to watch the election coverage together. Sometimes the political atmosphere on campus seems more apathetic than activist, but the party drew a strong turnout from undergraduates and faculty. Although there were many election parties elsewhere on campus, Leebron did his part to encourage members of the Rice community to look beyond the hedges. The event provided good company, good food and an opportunity for attendees to discuss the election in an informal yet intellectual setting. Partisan politics aside, we'd like to see more events like this one acknowledging important causes or occasions. The election was all anybody could talk about this week, and Leebron's party provided an appropriate venue for Rice students to focus on national issues. Now, if he could have just canceled all Wednesday classes, he would have taken the electoral college by storm. Shorter lines make for better times at NOD Night of Decadence is about having a good time without much clothing, so we were pleased to see that NOD ran more smoothly than in past years without much trouble. NOD planners made sure the policy regarding Owl stickers for of-age students was clarified ahead of time and moved ticket tables from the Wiess College Commons entrance to the Hanszen College patio to shorten lines after students had trouble entering the party last year. With these changes, students were able to enjoy the party in a safer environment. There were fewer EMS calls and hospital referrals than last year despite a small increase in ticket sales. ITie safer environment made for a better party, and we hope to see more of the same in the future, both at NOD and at other major public parties. Unsigned editorials represent the majority opinion of the Thresher editorial staff. 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The Bush administration has so far failed miserably in its implementation. despite receiving the requested funds from Congress — no surprise to anyone who has grown up in Texas and seen the effect of Bush's "education reforms" in this state. Roussel claims that Kerry merely pays "lip service" to minorities. I suppose Kerry's proposed tax cuts for the working class are simply lip service. I suppose his plans to stop outsourcing and bring much-needed labor jobs back to the United States are simply lip service. Apparently. Kerry does not "attack the central problem of uninsured .Americans," even though he plans to cut insurance premiums, extend health care coverage to 95 percent of American citizens and cut the cost of prescription medicine, which has increased dramatically during Bush's presidency, thanks to lobbying efforts of big insurance companies. And let's not forget that blacks and Hispanics aren't the only minorities in the United States. What about women and homosexuals? Bush stands firmly in his party's core belief about removing a woman's right to choose in abortions. He has recommended a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, relegating those who follow that lifestyle to secondclass citizen status. It is not only Bush's affiliation that speaks for his position on minorities. His presidency has in no way improved the status of any group but the wealthy. His attempts at courting the Hispanic and black votes with half-hearted gestures will, with any luck, fail once we realize that no one has seen any practical benefit from them. gest party of the year So I've got conservative slogans badly scrawled in Sharpie all over my body; does this mean you need to stop when you see me and shake your head in A disapproval? NOD is about going out with your friends and having a good time, not heckling someone else because they like Bush or Kerry, because they are conservative or liberal, or because they wanted to dress up ^ in a cow suit. For a student body that is so open-minded toward just about everything. Rice students can be quite intolerant and judgmental toward political beliefs that differ from their own. 1 hope that everyone eligible got out to vote, but 1 also hope students remember that the f box you checked on Tuesday doesn't have to define who you are and the friends you have. Luke Stadel Brown junior Alex Solano Brown freshman NOD about decadence, not partisan heckling To the editor: 1, like most students in attendance. had a blast at Night of Decadence. But 1 was surprised by the amount of partisanship being displayed at, of all places, the big- CONTACTING THE THRESHER Letters m Letters to the editor should be sent to the Thresher by email to thresher&nce edu Letters must be received by 5 p.m. on the Monday prior to a Friday publication date. • All letters to the editor must be signed and include college and year if the writer is a Rice student. • Letters should be no longer than 250 words in length. The Thresher reserves the right to edit letters for both content and length Subscribing • Annual subscriptions are available for $50 domestic and $105 international via first class mail. We knew you have opinions. Send them to us and we'll print them. thresher@rice.edu Advertising • We accept display and c l a s s i f i e d advertisements. Please contact our advertising manager at thresher-ads@rice. edu or (713)348-3967 formore information THE RICE THRESHER OPINION FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5,2004 Guest column •Rice for Life hands out myth, not fact M e m b e r s o f Rice for Life recently placed fliers on t h e t a b l e s of several c a m p u s dining halls that claim w o m e n w h o h a v e h a d induced abort i o n s i n c r e a s e t h e i r risk of developing breast cancer b y at l e a s t 50 p e r c e n t . If t r u e , t h i s s u r p r i s i n g statistic would c e r t a i n l y h a v e an impact on c u r r e n t d e b a t e s r e g a r d i n g public ^ h e a l t h and a b o r t i o n in t h e " U n i t e d States. But d o e s Rice for Life h a v e t h e facts straight? T h e a s s o c i a t i o n between abortion and b r e a s t cancer has been debated for y e a r s and recently attracted t h e ^ a t t e n t i o n of t h e National Institutes of H e a l t h . In late 2002, t h e National C a n c e r Institute updated its "Abortion, M i s c a r r i a g e , and Breast C a n c e r Risk" fact s h e e t to reflect u n c e r t a i n t y raised by c o n c e r n s over t h e c o n t r a d i c t o r y findings of ^ p r e v i o u s studies. To resolve t h e s e " i n c o n s i s t e n c i e s , t h e NCI convened a panel in F e b r u a r y 2003 of m o r e than 100 leading world e x p e r t s on pregnancy and breast c a n c e r risk for t h e Early Reproductive E v e n t s and Breast C a n c e r W o r k s h o p . T w o m e t h o d o l o g i c a l t r e n d s in Q t h e existing research emerged d u r i n g t h e w o r k s h o p ' s review. T h e earlier s t u d i e s that had found an association b e t w e e n a b o r t i o n and b r e a s t c a n c e r risk t e n d e d to rely exclusively on s e l f - r e p o r t e d medical h i s t o r i e s or h a d c o n s i d e r e d only ^ s m a l l s a m p l e s of w o m e n . ™ In c o n t r a s t , r e c e n t s t u d i e s f r o m t h e mid- and late 1990s had u s e d more accurate medical records, s o m e t i m e s d r a w n f r o m national databases, and had c o n s i d e r e d l a r g e r n u m b e r s of w o m e n in t h e i r a n a l y s e s . T h e m e t h o d o l o g i c a l im- p r o v e m e n t s of t h e s e later s t u d i e s allow g r e a t e r c o n f i d e n c e in t h e i r results. T h e s e studies consistently found no relationship b e t w e e n a b o r t i o n a n d b r e a s t canc e r risk. Before d r a w i n g any firm conclusions, t h e exp e r t s at t h e NCI w o r k s h o p reviewed all of t h e existing epidemiological, clinical and animal r e s e a r c h on p r e g n a n c y and b r e a s t cancer. After c o n s i d e r i n g t h e relative scientific merits a n d m e t h o d o l o g i c a l flaws of t h e studies, e v e r y e x p e r t but one agreed that neither s p o n t a n e o u s m i s c a r r i a g e s nor induced abortions elevated w o m e n ' s b r e a s t c a n c e r risk. Moreover, t h e NCI Board of Scientific Advisors and Board of Scientific C o u n s e l o r s u n a n i m o u s l y approved t h e conclusions of t h e w o r k s h o p , and t h e NCI fact s h e e t was u p d a t e d to reflect its new findings. ... studies consistently found no relationship between abortion and breast cancer risk. In o t h e r w o r d s , t h e b e s t and b r i g h t e s t e x p e r t s on t h e s u b j e c t would agree: T h e statistic on t h e Rice for Life fliers was wrong. But how m u c h d o e s t h i s c h a n g e t h e abortion debate? Did pro-choice activists s c o r e a point a g a i n s t antia b o r t i o n i s t s ? T h e a n s w e r , importantly, is no. About o n e million legal a b o r t i o n s w e r e p e r f o r m e d in t h e United S t a t e s in 2000, and t h e m a t e r n a l d e a t h r a t e f r o m related c o m p l i c a t i o n s w a s well u n d e r 1 w o m a n p e r 100,000 a b o r t i o n s . On t h e o t h e r h a n d , t h e m a t e r n a l death rate from pregnancy-related c o m p l i c a t i o n s w a s 17 p e r 100,000 b i r t h s . C a r r y i n g a p r e g n a n c y to term threatens a woman's health significantly m o r e than having an a b o r t i o n . However, a m o t h e r ' s h e a l t h is not t h e only variable in the moral equation. Neither argument necessarily d e p e n d s on the costs and benefits to t h e m o t h e r ' s health. Even w h e n taking the balance of health risks into account for p r e g n a n c y v e r s u s abortion, t h e r e are still rational and viable anti-abortion a r g u m e n t s to be made. If t h e choice to a b o r t a pregnancy is an extension of a woman's fundamental right to control h e r own b o d y as s o m e pro-choice activists claim, then health c o n c e r n s cannot justify taking away this right. O n e may accept that abortion does not h a r m a w o m a n ' s health, or even that it is safer than childbirth, without conceding that abortion is morally acceptable. If induced abortion is tantamount to infanticide, as some anti-abortion activists claim, risks to a w o m a n ' s health have little or no bearing on t h e moral status of abortion. Rice for Life should accept t h e findings of the NCI workshop. Its primary a r g u m e n t would not suffer, and it risks losing its credibility if it continues disseminating false statistics. Pro-choice activists should take care, however, to avoid t h e assumption that the relative safety of legal abortion is evidence in s u p p o r t of their a r g u m e n t . Lee Peifer junior. is a Hanszen College w Rice Voices In Cairo, C-bomb a safe alternative to A-bomb — When in doubt ... say you're "Canadian. S t u d y i n g a b r o a d in t h e Middle East as an A m e r i c a n h a s given m e some very interesting p e r s p e c t i v e s on t h e way t h e rest of t h e world views us. While m a n y Rice stu£ d e n t s d o n ' t h e s i t a t e to bash C a n a d a South-Parkstyle, t h e y m a y be surprised to d i s c o v e r what C a n a d a h a s d o n e for m e while a b r o a d . O n o n e of my first — nights in Cairo, Egypt this " s e m e s t e r , my r o o m m a t e and I stopped at an Italian r e s t a u r a n t on t h e way h o m e . I use t h e word "Italian" loosely, because t h e m o s t Italian t h i n g about the r e s t a u r a n t was its n a m e . As it t u r n s out, it was. T h e scene from the Italian restaurant played out over and over again. People were more warm, welcoming and excited to speak to my roommate than they were to any Americans in h e r company — so it wasn't just me. Several other Canadian students confirmed that their Canadian identity often helps dissipate tension during introductions and first meetings. Americans always joke about how Canada and the United States are the same, yet Canada has an entirely different relationship with the Arab and Muslim worlds. Egyptians are weary of what they perceive as U.S. hegemony and are suspicious of the ulterior motives behind U.S. actions. They do not see Canada as a threat to world security as they do the United States. Many Egyptians view Canada as a sort of paradise and wonder why t h e United States cannot be more like it. "ITie educated elite often send their children to Canada to pursue higher education instead of to the United States. Response to my U.S. citizenship h a s been mixed. Most Egyptians are amazingly hospitable. Although anti-Bush c o m m e n t s are intermittent, Egyptians generally do a good job of separating U.S. citizens from U.S. government. Still, many instances continue to m a k e m e feel as if my U.S. citizenship is an unsafe status. So a few w e e k s into this semester, I started telling people I was Canadian. Saying I'm s o m e t h i n g I'm not was h a r d e r t h a n I t h o u g h t it would l ) e — especially s i n c e b e i n g an American is s u c h an i m p o r t a n t part of who I am. But in s o m e p a r t s of Cairo, it is a v e r y real safety issue. With t h e r e c e n t k i d n a p p i n g s and h a r a s s m e n t of A m e r i c a n s in t h e Middle East, it's n o w o n d e r my mind s o m e t i m e s plays worst c a s e Noorain Khan O Many Egyptians view Canada as a sort of paradise ... After taking o u r order, the waiter a s k e d w h e r e we w e r e f r o m . I a m an A m e r i c a n , b u t my P a k i s t a n i features sometimes help me pass as an Egyptian. W h e n I a n s w e r e d that I was an A m e r i c a n , t h e waiter ^ a b r u p t l y cut m e off and, e x p e c t i n g t h e s a m e r e s p o n s e , t u r n e d to my r o o m m a t e , w h o is Canadian and looks Irish. W h e n s h e told him s h e was C a n a d i a n , h e r e s p o n d e d as if r e u n i t e d with a long-lost sibling. " A h h h , C a n a d a , " h e said. "We like Canada very much." T h r o u g h o u t t h e r e m a i n d e r of t h e meal, o u r w a i t e r o f f e r e d u s special " p e r s o n a l " t o u r s of t h e city and c o m p l i m e n t e d my r o o m m a t e on h e r w o n d e r f u l c o u n t r y . I sat b a c k and l i s t e n e d , w o n d e r i n g if t h i s reaction was typical. s c e n a r i o s . It h a s b e e n y e a r s since Cairo h a s s e e n any of this, but s o m e t h i n g in t h e ba c k of my mind won't let m e r u l e out t h e worst. Sure this is a compromise, but m a y b e my g o v e r n m e n t n e e d s to change its ways so I do not feel like I have to deny who I am. My advice to Americans abroad is this: Until the United States fixes the public relations disaster it has created in the Middle East, consider dropping the C-bomb; it could save your life — or at least a lot of trouble. Noorain Khan is a Martel College ju n ior currently studyi ngatA merica n University in Cairo, Egypt. Guest column Melting pot tastes better with a side of red beans " W h y d o they do that to themselves?" I overheard while eating in my c o l l e g e c o m m o n s . T h e c o m m e n t referred to t h e purposeful isolation of nine students, all of whom w e r e either Chinese s t u d e n t s or international students from Hong Kong, at a single table. At first, I was defensive. As a Chinese American who was raised in the United States, I do not always feel completely integrated into U.S. society. G r o w i n g up, my non-Asian p e e r s often asked questions about my life indicating disapproval, if not outright contempt. At the mercy of their comment s, I s o m e t i m e s did feel foreign and strange. Although I occasionally feel like an outsider to U.S. culture, I would not have felt any m o r e comfortable sitting at that lunch table. Truthfully, I have always been apprehensive about associating with other Asians, not b e c a u s e I am ashamed of my ethnicity, but because I feel like I am committing a crime whenever I am not being completely culturally diverse. Who can blame me, though, since I was taught in school that the melting pot is the American ideal? The pictures in my social studies textbooks illustrated that groups of U.S. kids should be rainbow-perfect. Back then, I considered sharing the same skin color to be no better reason for friendship than having matching astrological signs. I avoided friendships with other Asians. As long as I was among mixed company, I could remain free of guilt. I continued to feel a s h a m e d about befriending other Asians until I c a m e to Rice, w h e r e I b e c a m e close friends with another Chinese girl. Ironically, we bonded over our tendency to shy away from other Asians. W h e n we shared experiences of past alienation, it felt great to finally talk to s o m e o n e who understood my perspective. Beyond t h e p e r s o n a l c o n n e c tions, it was a relief not to have to explain e v e r y s e e m i n g l y novel characteristic of my culture, such as eating red b e a n s for d e s s e r t . At last, as I experi enced firsthand h o w c u l t u r e can c o n n e c t relative s t r a n g e r s t h r o u g h a web of s h a r e d beliefs, u p b r i n g i n g s and e x p e r i e n c e s , I u n d e r s t o o d its Yvonne Yeh the Rice Thresher Lindsey Gilbert & Jonathan Yardley Editors in Chief NEWS CALENDAR Jenny Hers. Editor John Kehoe, Asst Editor Clarence Yung, Asst Editor Cameron I lay. Editor OPINION James Sulak, Editor John Donaleski, Asst Editor Marshall Robinson, Editor Alex Sigeda. Editor Rachel Davis, Asst. Editor COPY Elaine l.ec, Payroll Manager Daniel Holman, Distribution Manager Brian Wolf, Distribution Manager John Varghese, Subscriptions Manager Rohit Padmanabhan, Office Manager Matt Hamilton, Ads Manager Karen Adler, Asst Ads Manager Rob Paek, Classified Ads Manager Risa Gordon, Editor Elaine Lee. Editor Stephanie Zimmerman, Cartoonist Amber Obermeyer, Editor ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Jonathan Schumann, Editor Christina Francos, Asst. Editor I do not think cultural awareness means having a perfect u n d e r s t a n d i n g of e v e r y o t h e r culture; rather, it m e a n s being aware of how our b a c k g r o u n d s color and shape our everyday lives. T h e m o r e I learn about others, the m o r e I realize that all people, r e g a r d l e s s of race or ethnicity, struggle with their culture, but something t r a n s c e n d s all t h e s e differences: humanity. I may not know what an e m p a n a d a or a pot roast is, but I imagine that for some people, eating these foods may conjure the s a m e feelings of comfort — or alienation — as my sweet red b e a n s do for me. Yvonne junior. Yeh is a Martel College The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice University since 1916, is published each Friday during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of Rice University. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the Ley Student Center, 6100 Main St., MS-524. Houston, TX 770051892. Phone (713) 348-4801. Fax (713) 3485238. E-mail: thresher@rice.edu, Web page: www ricethresher.org. Annual subscription rate: $50 domestic, $105 international. Nonsubscription rate: first copy free, second copy $5. PHOTOGRAPHY BUSINESS SPORTS significance. I could no l o n g e r b l a m e people for staying within ethnic boundaries. However, this newfound appreciation for Asian friendships only raised new questions. Is the melting pot still the highest attainable goal for multiculturalism? How m u c h would I have appreciated my own c u l t u r e were it not juxtaposed against others? I now think that completely dissolving one culture into another is too drastic a solution. Millions of lives over t h o u s a n d s of years built each of t h e s e cultures. Each culture d e s e r v e s to be prized and shared, not just lopped off like s o m e cancerous growth. P e r h a p s we should not focus on eliminating our differences, but on accentuating our similarities. We should value our differences instead of viewing t h e m as a b h o r r e n t obstructions to mutual appreciation and respect. As m u c h as they may be "doing it to themselves," I wonder how much of that table's Asian students' self-segregation has been "done to them." After all, one of t h e students from H o n g Kong confessed to m e that I was one of the few people that could understand him. Although his English was far from perfect, I was surprised that I could understand exactly what he was saying with very little effort. People complain when immigrants do not know English, but h o w can they learn English if no one will speak to them? The Thresher reserves the right to refuse any advertising for any reason. Additionally, the Thresher d o e s not take responsibility for the factual content of any ad. Printing an advertisement does not constitute an endorsement by the Thresher. I Insigned editorials represent the majority opinion of the Thresher editorial staff. All other opinion pieces represent solely the opinion of the author. The Backpage is satire. The 77«r<>s/i<Tisa member of the Associated Collegiate Press and the Society of Professional Journalists. The Red Sox victory was only the first sign of the apocalypse ©COPYRIGHT 2004 THE RICE THRESHER NEWS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5,2004 NOD EVACUATION From page 1 From page 1 Rice emergency medical technicians who were trying to take care of him. NOD Security Coordinator Jack Hardcastle, a Wiess junior, said the student arrived at the ticket tables too intoxicated to stand up. "We called EMS and asked them to evaluate him," Hardcastle said. "They came and took charge of him. He didn't want to be assisted, so he started throwing punches at the [EMTs]." Rice University Police Chief Bill Taylor said RUPD officers initially planned to take the student to jail after he got out of the hospital. Instead, they referred him to Assistant Dean for Student Judicial Programs Don Ostdiek. "By the time [the student] came back from the hospital, he was pretty drained and had settled down an awful lot," Taylor said. "And he said the right stuff — he seemed pretty apologetic. But at one point in time his behavior was such that he came pretty close to going to jail. He basically assaulted the EMS people." Ostdiek will have the option of remanding the student to University Court or handling the case himself. Martel College freshman Becca Glisan said the only thing she did not like about NOD was the high cost of tickets, which were $8 in advance and $10 at the door. Otherwise, she said, she enjoyed herself. ' T h e r e were a lot of naked people, and everyone was drunk, but I felt safe," Glisan said. Martel f r e s h m a n Don Kahn said he enjoyed dancing and seeing e v e r y o n e ' s c o s t u m e s . K a h n said h e plans to attend the party again next year. This year, Rice Emergency Medical Services reported 13 calls, with t h r e e resulting in hospitalizations, KATIE STREIT/THRESHER NOD party-goers dance in their electlon-themed attire. The annual party, held at Wiess College Saturday, drew more than 1,300 students. compared to 19 calls and eight hospitalizations last year. All three hospitalized students were released by the following morning. REMS Captain Nate Deal, a Jones College senior, said he was impressed by how much more smoothly the party ran this year than last year. "It looked like everyone was being a lot safer with their alcohol use this year," Deal said. Hardcastle attributed the lower number of RUPD and EMS calls to better planning, such as moving the ticket tablesfromthe Wiess entrance to the Hanszen College patio, and to a greater familiarity with the new Wiess Commons. "It's t h e third year we've been in this building, and we're still trying to get the h a n g of w h e r e to put people and w h e r e to put ticket tables, but I think we've worked it out for the most part," Hardcastle said. "So it should b e s m o o t h going from h e r e on out." About25 students worked as caretakers, and more than 100 worked as security guards, assisted by sue RUPD officers. Intoxicated students treated by EMS were released to caretakers from their own colleges. Security volunteers worked in teams of two to enforce the alcohol policy, check wristbands at the entrances and relay information to the NOD security coordinators. Hardcastle said he was overwhelmed by the level of interest in working security. "We had people who were still emailing us on Saturday night saying, 'Can I do security — can I sign up?"' Hardcastle said. "We had to turn people away." Taylor said this year's NO D was an example of a party that was both wellorganized and fun for students. "I wish t h e other parties on campus would g o that well," Taylor said. "I w o r r y m o r e about t h e other ones now than I do [about NODJ." Got plans for Spring Break? Try changing your world! Rice University Alternative Spring Break options: Reynosa, Mexico Washington D.C. Brigham, UT Austin, TX cookies ... but then a lady said, 'Get out, get out,' so everybody started leaving." The smoke was thick enough to obscure vision, Lee said. "It was pretty intense," he said. "I could barely see the seats in the Wiess Commons." Riggs told students to leave the servery and both Hanszen and Wiess Commons. She said they could go to any of the other colleges for lunch. The evacuation went smoothly, Riggs said. "Everybody evacuated very nice and calmly, so I was really happy about that," she said. Riggs alerted the other college kitchens of the situation and asked them to allow students to eat there even if they had already swiped their cards for the meal. Facilities and Engineering technicians responded immediately and began working on the AC unit, Ditman said. By 1 p.m., students were allowed back into the servery. Riggs said a few students ate at the servery between 1 and 1:30 p.m. Ditman said F&E technicians are still working on a permanent fix for the AC unit. He said because the building is relatively new, the contractor that built it may pay for the repairs. The South College Servery opened in fall 2001. Ditman said the situation was not as serious as it could have been. "The smoke detector worked, people evacuated, nobody was hurt — that's absolutely the most important thing," he said. POLICE BLOTTER The following items were reported to the Rice University Police Department for the period Oct. 27-Nov. 2. Residential Colleges Lovett College Oct. 28 Lost wallet reported. Wiess College Oct. 3 1 Rice EMS began treating an intoxicated student at Night of Decadence. Subject began fighting with emergency medical technicians and was detained by RUPD. Houston Fire Department transported subject to Ben Taub Hospital emergency room. Subject later released back to RUPD and referred to University Court for assault and public intoxication. Sid Richardson College Nov. 1 Bicycle stolen. Brown College Nov. 1 Bicycle stolen. Baker College Nov. 2 Wallet stolen from purse. Academic Buildings Dell Butcher Hall Oct. 3 1 Officer observed graffiti on building facing Alumni Dr. Facilities and Engineering notified. Other Buildings Autry Court Oct. 3 0 Report of shirtless, intoxicated student causing a disturbance at Autry Court. Subject found walking away from the gym. Subject was intoxicated and told RUPD officers his "girlfriend lives at the gym." Subject referred to U. Court for public intoxication and released to a caregiver. Parking Lots RUPD Lot Nov. 2 Struggle between male and female in front of RUPD. Male received criminal t r e s p a s s warning and left campus. Erratum In the article "Beer-Bike Coordinators Named" in the Oct. 22 issue, the quote "The Martel jack ..." was misattributed. Campus-wide Beer-Bike Coordinator Naaz Khumawala made the statement. The Thresher regrets the error. For details and applications visit the Community Involvement Center website: http://www.rice.edu/service _ , 2004 Presented by ADVANCE Deadline November 12 You and 3 of your friend*. 1 car. 1 map. and a mtwion Gear up for a Hou»ton-**de cultural scavenger hunt' Saturday, Nov 13 KeUey Lounge 12-5 pm T Prize*. Food, and More1 S*gn up online at wvww *u? noe edjw/-»dvance CcJact «*'Ve or for mfo THE RICE THRESHER NEWS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2004 Deadline extended for dean applications " D e r r i c k h e l d an o p e n f o r u m ... and a few people showed up to that," Matuzek said. "We've gotten a pretty good response through the e-mail as well. I think if people have opinions, they know where to go with them, because I have also gotten a cou pie of e-mails to my personal Rice e-mail [account! about it." Matuzek said she is optimistic about the candidate pool. by Emily Yeomans T H R E S H E R STAFF TJ LIZ KIM/THRESHER Wiess College senior Chas Barsamian watches as voting returns come in at the election results viewing party Tuesday. The party, hostec' by President David Leebron, was held in the Hanszen College and Wiess College Commons. 'ELECTIONS From page 1 won, or anything like that, it's just that there's always a chance." ^ The majority of Republican candidates were successful nationwide, including in the Houston area. Among them was State Representative Martha Wong, who received the support of volunteers from the Rice College Republicans. Wong defeated Democratic challenger Jim Dougherty • handily, Patel said. Hastings said he thinks the party's clear message led to its success. "[The Republicans] really focused on terror and on traditional values—talking about abortion, talking about same-sex marriage," Hasti n g s , a Martel College sophomore, said. "I think that's what a majority of people, though it's a small majority, identify with." Members of the Young Democrats were also involved in local campaigns, including those of Dougherty and ^ R i c h a r d Morrison, challenger to U.S. ' H o u s e Majority Leader Tom DeLay. However, both candidates failed to unseat their incumbent opponents. 'Texas Democrats in general just were really destroyed by this election because, first of all, it's Texas, and it's hard e n o u g h to get a D e m o c r a t e l e c t e d , but s e c o n d , because of Tom DeLay's redisricting," Patel said. "It did what it was designed to do." Despite the number of Democrats defeated nationwide, Patel said he is hopeful about the future. "When you look at the numbers, sure, we've been losing, so there's no question that we have declined, but I don't think I the Democratic Party) is going to decline any more than it has," Patel said. "I'm confident that we're at our low point and that we can only get better from here." After what has been called the most divisive presidential campaign in history, only bipartisanism can reunite the electorate, Patel said. "I've heard s o m e people say that pandering to his base is just something | Bush I did so he could get reelected, and he had to do that in the first term," he said. "Now that he's not in danger of any repercussions, he can start moving to the middle and s t a r t doing things because he doesn't have to encounter the wrath of his socially conservative base." Also looking back to 2000, Parrett said she is pleased with the quick resolution of this election. "I'm glad that it doesn't seem to be like the huge controversy that we had four years ago," Parrett said. "Even granting the problems that we had in Ohio, I'm just glad that we at least have a decision the day after and that they're not going to drag this out for weeks." In the 2000 election, Democratic presidential candidate A1 Gore won the Rice precinct with 47.3 percent of the vote. Bush came in second with 28.1 percent of the vote, and Green Party candidate Ralph Nader finished a strong third, with 22.5 percent. Directories arrive on campus by Kamna Balhara FOR T H E T H R E S H E R The 2(X)4-'05 Campus Directory arrived as scheduled this week and is now available for students to pick up at their college coordinators' offices. Q Distribution of the 8,000 copies began Monday. Unlike last year, no major errors have been discovered in the directory, Student Media Adviser Jen Cooper (Will Rice '90) said. The directory, compiled by the Office of Student Media, contains contact information such as room ® i u m b e r s , phone numbers and addresses for students, faculty, staff, departments and retirees. Last year's c a m p u s directory contained inaccurate contact information for most undergraduates. New students'home phone numbers were p r i n t e d in the directory, and returning students' room phone numbers from 2002 *03 were printed. A supplement distributed in mid-February corrected the errors. This year's directory contained a smaller error: phone extensions for faculty and staff whose last C ,iallies begin with "Al" were shifted down one entry. An insert will be distributed with the correct listings. The contact information for students is gathered by the Registrar's Office. Human Resources provides staff, faculty and retiree information; . the ()ffice of Student Media collects graduate student office extensions; the President's Office handles administrators'contact information; and the Telecommunications Department gathers departmental information. People can choose to designate that their information not appear in the directory Director of Enrollment Administration Diane Havlinek, who was acting registrar in August and September, said the Registrar's Office used ESTHER to verify that the students' telephone numbers and addresses were correct. The process of creating the directory takes almost three months. The cover is ready for printing in early August, and components of the directory are sent for printing as soon as the Office of Student Media receives the appropriate information. All the information was sent by Oct. 14. An independent printing firm prints the directories at no charge, and the Office of Student Media receives a portion of the money received from advertisement sales in the directory. Usually released in late October or early November, the directory was delivered on time this year. However, some students said they think the directories are neither useful nor timely. "Online directories are more useful," Baker College junior Sanjay Maniar said "The printed campus directories aren't very useful because they come out at odd times in the year." Hanszen College junior Divya Pande said the directories are useful but distributed too late in the year. "I really appreciate having it available as a resource, but I haven't had a chance to use it yet," Pande said. "It would be a lot more helpful, though, if it came out earlier in the year." Havlinek said although the directory could be produced more quickly, the processing of information is a lengthy operation. Students were not required to designate whether they wanted their contact information kept confidential until the second week of classes. The Registrar's Office sent a preliminary draft of student information to the Office of Student Media in September and a second draft in early October. Cooper also said she would also like to have the directory available sooner. However, she said this year's directory could not have been made available any earlier because the arrival of the new president and the large-scale reorganization of offices necessitated more c h a n g e s than usual in the directory. "1 would like to see the directory get here before midterm break," Cooper said. "It's difficult, but not impossible, assuming there are no major upheavals." Today is the final day faculty members can apply for the new dean of undergraduates position. The search committee announced it would extend the deadline for applications and nominations from Friday to today. The extension allowed the committee to gather more input from interested members of the Rice community, History Professor Allen Matusow, the committee chair, said. "Some members of the committee felt that it would benefit everybody to give faculty members a bit more time to think about the position," Wiess College senior Emily Matuzek, one of the two undergraduate representatives to the search committee, said. Matusow declined to comment on the number of applications the committee has received but said there are several candidates for the position. "We are having meetings and hearing what concerned parties think about the position and what the opportunities and challenges are," Matusow said. "That will take longer than we thought, so we saw no reason not to extend the deadline for a week." The extended deadline will not affect the committee's timeline, Matusow said. The committee plans to submit its list to the provost before the end of the semester, he said. Matuzek and Student Association President Derrick Matthews, the other undergraduate representative on the committee, set up a Google e-mail account to collect student opinion and said they have also been talking with students in person. ' We saw no reason not to extend the deadline for a week.' — Allen Matusow History professor and search committee chair "We have several phenomenal applicants right now, and we will begin interviewing within the next couple weeks," Matuzek said. Those submitting applications and nominations include a brief statement of why they—or the person they are nominating — would be interested in and qualified for the position, Matusow said. The committee will continue to hear opinions from students and faculty as it begins to narrow down the list of candidates, Matusow said. "That will last until mid-November, and then we will begin the interviewing process, and we will whittle down the list of names for a list to give to the provost," he said. 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Over 500 Cartridge World stores worldwide. * , Cartridge World SAVE BIG. PRINT HAPPY. located at Westheimer at Shepherd (in Shepherd Square) 2055 Westheimer, Suite 165, Houston 77042 phone: 713-526-0040 the Woodson Research Center, which holds archives and rare books and manuscripts. T h e r e may be an occasional service relocation, but nothing will be closed," Henry said. The architectural firm Shepley Bulfinch Richardson and Abbott designed the plans, which include a new entrance on the west side of the building, opposite the current entrance. The rotunda in the center of the first floor will be replaced by a corridor that will connect the old east entrance to the new one. The corridor, which will open up to the second floor, will include library services such as circulation, check-out and reserves. Bookshelves will be replaced by new reading and study spaces. "It'll be much easier to navigate," Henry said. "You'll come in, and you'll be able to see much more quickly where people are and where you want to go." The only major component of the renovation for which designs have not been completed is the first floor pavilion, a planned cafe area near the new west entrance. The pavilion will protrude from the building into the quad behind the library. "It will be a social gathering space, a place for very good coffee — and I stress, very good coffee — maybe sandwiches, pastries and cold food like that, but we're just beginning those conversations." Henry said. Wiess College senior Kristin Hartono, who works at Fondren's circulation desk, said the cafe will be a particularly welcome change. "It's about time the library has something that will bring more life into it," Hartano said. "And a coffee shop would do that. It would bring an atmosphere more like a bookstore. It becomes not just about books, but a place to hang out with friends in a low-key way. [Currently], I have to go off campus to get that kind of atmosphere." Another component of the plan is the creation of student lounges on the sixth floor, where bookshelves and offices will be replaced by reading spaces, lockers, study carrels and group study areas, allowing for a 360-degree view of the campus. YThe cafe] will he a social gathering space for very good coffee — and I stress, very good coffee — maybe sandwic'lies, pastries, and cold food like that.' — Chuck Henry Vice provost and university librarian Henry said the removal of bookshelves from the library is possible because books can be moved to the off-campus Library Service Center at 11(520 Main St. He said only the leastused books are moved to storage, and faculty review all lists of books before they are sent off campus. A Rice ID will be required to get into the lounges, which were( designed in consideration of student requests for quieter study areas, Henry said. Hartono said she thinks limiting the lounges to Rice students is a good idea. 'It's about time that the library has something that will bring more life into it. And a coffee shop would do it. It would bring an atmosphere like a bookstore.' • ! — Kristin Hartono' Wiess College senior "The library has a lot of non-Rice people, especially at night, and they often monopolize tables," Hartono said. "The library is not that big. and it can't accommodate outsiders, too." Toby Isaac, a Hanszen College sophomore, said he is not sure whether the renovations will affect the amount of time he spends in the library. Isaac said he seldom goes to _ the library, even though he has spend'» more time there since he began living off-campus. "To t h e e x t e n t t h a t I use [the library facilities], they're fine," Isaac said. Funds for the improvements wert raised during the Next Century Cam-^) paign, which ended in May. Money for the pavilion is still being raised, but a cost estimate for its construction has yet to be released. The renovations will be overseen by r e p r e s e n t a t i v e s of Fondren. Facilities and Engineering and Rio Q Project Management and Planning, along with the architects involved. The University Standing Committee on the library, which includes an undergraduate representative, also has input on the project. Several different possibilities for the library have been consid ™ ered during the past five years. In March 2001 the Board approved plans for a new $130 million library to be built in Fondren's place. The building would have been completed as soon as 2005, but plans were scrapped in July 2001, a month afterA Tropical Storm Allison caused extensive flooding in Houston. After the flood, Board members and potential donors worried about the feasibility of storing books underground, which had been an aspect of the plans for the new library. ^ Shepley Bullinch Richardson and * Abbott, the architectural firm for the current renovations, also worked on designs for t he planned new library in 2001. The firm has designed library renovations at Columbia, Princeton and Yale Universities. Are you POSITIVE that he's NEGATIVE? :: « « if «' 9 '« mz-JMiPWfc ; -y HI I Take control of your life, and get the health care you need. Planned Parenthood offers confidential testing for STIs, including HIV. W e also offer annual checkups, birth control, emergency contraception and pregnancy testing. Register online at www.pphouston.org to d o w n l o a d a coupon for $10 off an office visit, 1.800.230.PLAN www.pphouston.org Planned Parenthood' of I louston and Southeast Texas, Inc. 4 THE RICE THRESHER THE THRESHER'S BLUES BEFORE ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER5,2004 SI SRISE RECOMMENDATIONS EOR EVENTS AROUND HOUSTON THROUGH NOV 11, 2004. Foxx acheives amazing transformation in 'Ray' Michael Hardy 0 picks this weekend ROAD TRIPPING See Candy Mountain, a road movie by Robert Frank and Rudy Wurlitzer, at the Rice Media Center this weekend. Tonight, tomorrow and Sunday at 8 p.m. The Rice Media Center. $6 general admission. Rice faculty, students and staff $5 with ID. |v in# Sunday HUMAN AMUSEMENTS AT HOURLY KATES "•I kd^PI If breathtaking live music is what you crave, then be sure to catch Guided by Voices this weekend. I ' Sunday at 8 pm. L'V II I The Engine Room. 1515 Pease St. $16 Please call (713) 654-7846 for more information. THRESHER STAFF T h e tag line for t h e new film Ray — "A man who fought h a r d e r and went farther than anyone thought possible"—applies both to t h e film's subject, t h e l e g e n d a r y musical innovator Ray Charles, and to its star, the not-quite-legendary but soon-tobe-very-famous Jamie Foxx. Foxx did not have to o v e r c o m e b l i n d n e s s or t h e p r e j u d i c e s of Jim Crow America, but h e did e m e r g e from t h e wasteland of stand-up comedy, cable television and Booty Call to b e c o m e , in just two films, p e r h a p s t h e m o s t p r o m i n e n t black actor of his generation. T\\eNew York Times' A.O. Scott even had t h e t e m e r i t y to liken t h e two m e n , writing that Ray is "a v e r y good movie about g r e a t n e s s , in w h i c h c e l e b r a t i n g the a c h i e v e m e n t of o n e m a j o r artist b e c o m e s t h e occasion for t h e e m e r g e n c e of a n o t h e r . " Foxx's p e r f o r m a n c e is one part mimicry — h e specialized as a comedian in impersonations, including one of C h a r l e s — and two p a r t s method acting. Foxx digs d e e p and delivers a joyful p e r f o r m a n c e of real physical and emotional complexity. W ith four m o n t h s remaining b e f o r e t h e Academy Awards, nearly e v e r y critic and a r m c h a i r h a n d i c a p p e r h a s Foxx penciled in for two nominations, one for his role as T o m C r u i s e ' s taxi driver in Collateral, which ope ne d in August, and a n o t h e r for Ray. He is t h e early favorite to win the Best Actor Oscar for t h e latter. W h e n h e b o u n d e d o n s t a g e to a n s w e r q u e s t i o n s a f t e r an a d v a n c e s c r e e n i n g of t h e film in S e p t e m b e r , Foxx a p p e a r e d e x h a u s t e d from r o u n d - t h e - c l o c k j u n k e t i n g (he h a s b e e n d o i n g publicity all s u m m e r , first for Collateral, now for Ray). but s e e m e d to g a t h e r e n e r g y f r o m t h e s t a n d i n g ovation t h e film received. W h e n h e first m e t C h a r l e s in p r e p a r a t i o n for t h e film, Foxx said, t h e y w e r e u s h e r e d to sideby-side p i a n o s . C h a r l e s b e g a n by r ^ COURTESY UNIVERSAL PICTURES Jamie Foxx stars as late musician Ray Charles in Ray. director Taylor Hackford's biographical film now in theaters. t e a c h i n g him a piece by T h e l o n i o u s Monk, whose compositions are notoriously difficult. W h e n F o x x m i s s e d a note, C h a r l e s t u r n e d to him and s n a r l e d , "Now why t h e hell would you do that?" T h e a u d i e n c e c h u c k l e d at F o x x ' s d e a d - o n impers o n a t i o n , b u t h e said C h a r l e s w a s genuinely upset. "You laugh now, but at that time he was very serious about it, and in a sense he was testing me," Foxx said. " I said I didn't understand, and he said, 'Well, the notes are right underneath your fingers.' So f r o m that point on, in trying to get his character, 1 realized that while h e was blind, the music and all its h a r m o n y was almost a sixth sense for him. So I used that as a metaphor t h r o u g h the movie, that for everyone in it the notes are right u n d e r n e a t h their fingers." A teenager who grew up in Terrell, Texas, outside of Dallas, Foxx directed his c h u r c h choir b e f o r e receiving a classical piano scholarship to the United States International University in San Diego. Despite his first misstep with Charles, Foxx must have done s o m e t h i n g right in the interview; by the end of their session, Charles had anointed Foxx as his cinematic double. That was only the beginning of his work on the film. Foxx said h e lost 33 p o u n d s to m a k e himself look m o r e like t h e young, stringy Charles. During t h e process of getting into character, h e received some e n c o u r a g e m e n t from another f o r m e r stand-up comedian. "I was talking to Eddie Murphy, and Eddie was like, 'I know you're going to b e able to do it,"' F o x x said. "I said, WTiy?' and h e said, 'Because you've got that jaw. You've got that Ray Charles jaw." It was t h e simplest thing, but it was the thing I looked at in trying to get into that character." Next came the eye prosthetics, which r e n d e r e d Foxx completely blind for 12 to i4 h o u r s each day of shooting. Although adjusting to the See FOXX pajje 9 sunday WEST SIDE... OFTHEBERUN WALL Famed West German filmmaker Rainer Werner Fassbinder's classic The Marriage of Maria Braun is at the MFAH as part of the series Repressive Love: The Films of Rainer LOVER COME BACK Distinctive Latin flair sets new opera apart C h r i s t i n a M. F r a n c o s THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF T h e world p r e m i e r e of Mexican-American c o m p o s e r Daniel Catan's Salsipuedes at the Houston Grand Opera delivers masterful orchestrations, but fails to connect its Cuban r h y t h m s with its operatic story line. Werner Fassbinder. Sunday at 7 p.m. The Caroline 'salsipuedes' Wiess Law Building. Houston Grand Opera Rating: • • • 1 / 2 (out of five) 1001 Bissonnet Through Nov. 14 Please call Wortham Center's Brown Theater (713) 639-7300 Tickets starting at $14 for more information. Salsipuedes p r e s e n t s t h e s t o r y of two n e w l y - w e d d e d c o u p l e s during World War II. Ulises (Chad S h e l t o n ) and C h u c h o (Scott Hend r i c k s ) a r e two m u s i c i a n s w h o accidentally g o to s e a with t h e evil C a p t a i n M a g a l l a n e s ( O r e n Gradus) and General Garcia Ooseph E v a n s ) in t h e frigate El Invencible. Not realizing their husbands a r e c a u g h t in an e l a b o r a t e plan to deliver aphrodisiacal a n c h o v i e s and Caribbean rum to Nazi G e r m a n y , L u c e r a (Ana Maria M a r t i n e z ) and Magali (Zheng Cao) desperately COURTESY HOUSTON GRAND OPERA Lucera (Ana Maria Martinez, left) and Magali (Zheng Cao) show off their wedding rings for a photographer in Daniel Catan's Salsipuedes, now playing at the Houston Grand Opera. s e a r c h port a f t e r port for the f r i g a t e . T h e y e v e n t u a l l y find t h e i r h u s b a n d s and d i s g u i s e t h e m s e l v e s a b o a r d t h e ship. T h e plot p r o g r e s s e s with ass a s s i n a t i o n s , b e t r a y a l s and p o w e r usurpations. T h e opera's happy e n d i n g is p a r t i a l l y u n e x p e c t e d given t h e d a r k plot, t h o u g h compatible with t h e spirit of t h e m u s i c . Catan's compositional style integ r a t e s C u b a n and Latin r h y t h m s with m o r e traditional b r a s s and woodwind s o u n d s . Although t h e Latin m u s i c is s o m e w h a t disappointing, it p r o v i d e s spirited con- text for t h e s t o r y line. T h e angelic h a r p s o u n d s f u s e with t h e color of t h e wind i n s t r u m e n t s , and t h e o r c h e s t r a ' s v a r i o u s t i m b r e s and t e x t u r e s m a k e for a s t r o n g overall performance. • • Catan u s e s the t r u m p e t , a hall See OPFRA. iwrc 9 - I -fl J f T • : • 1 •' * # ¥ . '¥- l i t # , -4 •T . . 1.r • . . THE RICE THRESHER nn: STl-l'FOkl) " % ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5,2004 WIVES I'm hooked: My new 'Housewives' addiction I don't know about you, but it s e e m s that every time I turn on t h e television, I find people eating disgusting things. Bull testicles, g r u b s and pig intestines come to mind. I've never found dining on w o r m s and similar delicacies very appetizing, so lately I have felt no desire to pick up t h e remote. N B C ' s Fear Factor started this gross-out reality trend, but every network is guilty of sacrificing thoughtful original programming for sensationalism. Until now. After several flat, dismal seasons, ABC h a s lifted itself out of the dank stench of reality TV and given v i e w e r s Desperate Housewives, a ridiculously addictive new series. Set on the fictional Wisteria Lane, t h e show chronicles t h e darkly h u m o r o u s m i s a d v e n t u r e s of four middle-aged women. There's Lynette (Sports Night's Felicity H u f f m a n ) , a formerly a m b i t i o u s c a r e e r w o m a n now s t a y i n g at h o m e to w r a n g l e h e r r a m b u n c t i o u s twins; Susan (Lois & Clark's T e r i H a t c h e r ) , a r e c e n t d iv o r ce e looking for love; Gabrielle (The Young and the Restless' Eva Longoria), a spoiled wife two-timing h e r h u s b a n d ; and B r e e (Melrose Place's M a r c i a C r o s s ) , a M a r t h a S t e w a r t clone r e c e n t l y d u m p e d by h e r h u s b a n d . J u s t like t h e w o m e n of Sex and the City, t h e s e c h a r a c t e r s a r e slightly e x a g g e r a t e d v e r s i o n s of real people that a r e easy e n o u g h to r e l a t e to, b u t just over-the-top e n o u g h to draw u s out of o u r e v e r y d a y lives. • mi • >• And t h e n t h e r e ' s t h e manhunting. T h e first episode I w a t c h e d , w h i c h a i r e d two w e e k s ago, f e a t u r e d t h e m a n - e a t i n g Edie B r i t t (Knots Landing's a g i n g s e x p o t Nicollette S h e r i d a n ) flaunting herself for new-guy-on-theb l o c k M i c h a e l Delfino (The Pretender's J a m i e D e n t o n ) . As Sheridan washes her c a r in s k i m p y attire, S u s a n — who also wSt ' Jonathan Schumann T h i s escapist quality is why t h e show w o r k s so well. Sure, if you g r e w u p in the s u b u r b s amid soccer m o m culture, t h e r e a r e m o m e n t s you can identify with, but when Bree talks about h o w s h e enjoys "practicing" r e c i p e s b e f o r e special o c c a s i o n s and t h e n dives into a " d r y r u n " of holiday food favorites, t h e show t e e t e r s on deliciously c a m p y territory. y e a r n s for M i c h a e l ' s affections — groans, "That's the fourth time she's w a s h e d h e r car t h i s w e e k . " At t h e s e c a t t y m o m e n t s , o n e f e e l s t h e p r e s e n c e of t h e s h o w ' s c r e a t o r , f o r m e r Melrose Place w r i t e r C h a r l e s P r a t t Jr. Housewives has definitely continued the prime-time soap o p e r a t r a d i t i o n t h a t Melrose Place a n d Beverly Hills 90210 p e r f e c t e d in t h e m i d - 1 9 9 0 s , a n d w h i c h The O.C. r e c e n t l y resurrected. But unlike The O.C., which I still love. Housewives' tone can be quite dark. T h e s h o w ' s sarcastic posthumous narrator M a r y Alice Young (Nip/Tuck's B r e n d a Strong), w h o killed herself in t h e first episode, s u g g e s t s that t h e s e w o m e n walk t h e line b e t w e e n sanity and d e s p e r a t i o n everyday. T h e r e a r e clear h i n t s of American Beauty and Blue Velvet h e r e , as both films similarly revealed t h e sordid underbelly of s u b u r b a n America. But unlike t h e s e films, which a r e explicit and d i s t u r b i n g , Housewives is c o n t e n t to hint at, r a t h e r than graphically depict, t h e housewives' not-so-perfect lives. And that's exactly what we want. J u s t when television was getting too real, h e r e c o m e s a purely escapist show that invites us into t h e wildly over-the-top, sex-drenched lives of some seemingly ' d e s p e r a t e ' women. Now that's refreshing. Jonathan Schumann is a Baker College junior and arts and entertainment editor. Break Some xpe experiences n't I: don't belong on your resume Puerto Vallarta $639 4 nights aC Che M a r r i o t t Casamagna COURTESY SONY PICTURE CLASSICS Annette Bening and Shaun Evans star as Julia Lambert and Tom Fennel in director Isvan Szabo's Being Julia, a farce t h a t t a k e s place in London's theater world in the 1 9 3 0 s . Ultimately shallow farce'Julia' revels in dry, witty humor Mike Matthews THRESHER STAFF Hungarian filmmaker Istvan S z a b o (Sunshine), best known for h i s c h a r a c t e r s t u d i e s s e r v i n g as f o d d e r for sociopolitical argum e n t s , c h a n g e s g e a r s with Being Julia, a f a r c e revolving a r o u n d t h e love life of British s t a g e a c t r e s s Julia L a m b e r t (American Beauty's Annette Bening). 'being julia' in theaters Rating: • • • (out of five) As we h a v e c o m e to expect f r o m S z a b o ' s p r e v i o u s work, t h e movie, b a s e d on W. S o m e r s e t M a u g h a m ' s s h o r t novel Theatre, is p o l i s h e d , well-cast and full of witty quips. Szabo n o u r i s h e s a w r y t o n e that could not be m o r e c o n d u c i v e to this type of comedy. Unfortunately, t h e m o v i e ' s bland s o u r c e m a t e r i a l is u n w o r t h y of t h e s e e f f o r t s , and Being Julia falls s o m e w h e r e s h o r t of intellectual d e p t h . J i m m y Langton (Gosford Park's Michael Gambon), a dedicated i n s t r u c t o r of t h e a t e r , o p e n s t h e movie, by a d d r e s s i n g t h e viewer with a mini-lecture in t h e vein of "all the world's a stage." Langton, dead 15 years at t h e time of narration, was Julia's m e n t o r and remains h e r g r e a t e s t inspiration. Cancun $609 » 4 nights a t Gran Porta Real Subject to change and availability. Taxes and other applicable fees not included Fares include roundtrip airfare from Houston. Prices are based on quad occupancy. irionfcego Bay, Jamaica $559 » 4 nights a t Jamaica Grandiosa Resort TRAVEL 2401 Times Blvd. Suite 110 (713)524.9910 www.statravel.com STUDENT TRAVEL & BEYOND with T o m leads to one too many tear-shedding s c e n e s . As a result, h e r emotions c e a s e to invoke our sympathy. We can never b e s u r e w h e t h e r h e r e m o t i o n s are e a r n e s t or make-believe. Szabo fumbles when he tries to explore depth within such a simple, SATURNINE anecdote of love. Being Julia d o e s succeed, how ever, in creating a lighthearted tone. T h e characters smile and laugh, with their faces or their words, throughout most of t h e movie. T h i s creates the idea that whatever happens to Julia and the rest of the characters, everything will b e cleanly resolved in the end. Julia will eventually become joyfully passive about the affair, as she is about t h e passionate love she had and may continue to have for her husband. Szabo f u m b l e s w h e n h e tries to e x p l o r e d e p t h within s u c h a s i m p l e , s a t u r n i n e a n e c d o t e of love, b e c a u s e , a s t h e film p o r t r a y s it, t h e r e is n o d e p t h to e x p l o r e . T h e movie would h a v e b e e n m o r e pleasing without this recurring distraction. •"v}' i - r • She has adopted Langton's s t e r n belief that life is t h e a t e r , and everything else, including what o t h e r s call "reality," is s e c o n d a r y . W h e t h e r d e a l i n g with m a r r i a g e , d e p r e s s i o n or c o m p e t i t o r s in h e r profession, Julia treats every situation as if it w e r e s c r i p t e d in o n e of h e r plays. S h e even u s e s lines f r o m h e r r o l e s in e v e r y d a y c o n v e r s a t i o n . B e n i n g plays Julia's o b s e s s i o n to an e x t r e m e and t u r n s in an over-the-top c h a r a c t e r i z a t i o n that h i n d e r s t h e film. A star of m a n y hits, Julia s e e k s a m u c h - n e e d e d r e s p i t e . S h e ent r e a t s h e r h u s b a n d , Michael Gosselyn (Reversal of Fortune's J e r e m y I r o n s ) , to c a n c e l h e r next play. W h e n s h e m e e t s T o m F e n n e l (The Boys from County Clare's S h a u n Evans), an American groupie y o u n g e n o u g h to be h e r son, s h e allows an affair to bud b e t w e e n t h e m f r o m a s p o n t a n e o u s stray kiss. Julia eventually realizes that F e n n e l ' s love h a s d r i f t e d to Avice C r i c h t o n (Ella Enchanted's Lucy P u n c h ) , a y o u n g a s p i r i n g a c t r e s s , and t h a t h i s p r i o r i t i e s lie not with h e r c a r e e r , but with A v i c e ' s . S u f f i c e it to say, J u l i a p l o t s to t u r n t h e t a b l e s , r e s u l t i n g in an i m p l a u s i b l e f i n a l e . If Julia's behavior w e r e t h e foundation of t h e film and its s o u r c e of humor, then the film would have b e e n s u c c e s s f u l as high-concept Hollywood fare. However, it relies too heavily on awkward character interactions for humor. For example, Julia's h e a r t b r e a k over h e r affair • • • v - £ * — ' • ' V ' - - V 14 v **•. ->;« •*' ; * f THE RICE THRESHER • ARTS & ENTERTAINMENTFRIDAY. NOVEMBER 5,2004 • COURTESY UNIVERSAL PI I Jamie Foxx is receiving rave reviews for his performance as late musician Ray Charles in director Taylor Hackford's Ray, a new biographical film. FOXX From page 7 * $ COURTESY HOUSTON GRAND OPERA Madame Colette (James Maddalena) and Captain Magallanes (Oren Gradus) strike a deal in Daniel Cat£n's Salslpuedes. OPERA From page 7 mark of Latin music, and the clarinet, a more classical instrument, to mesh the c h e e r f u l , syncopated sound with the more melancholy operatic sounds. Catan repeatedly draws rhythmic and textural threads to unite the production. Catan repeatedly draws RHYTHMIC and textural threads to unite the production. T h e vocalists' powerful voices and acting abilities are impressive. M e z z o - s o p r a n o Cao s i n g s with a rich and angelic tone w h e n e n t r e a t i n g h e r sister Lucera to r e m a i n positive in their o r d e a l . Cao a d o p t s a nasal voice w h e n d i s g u i s e d on the w a r s h i p and is intentionally c o n s p i c u o u s . Martinez h a s t h e vocal ability to sing with s t r i d e n c y and passion when e x p r e s s i n g a n g e r at h e r d r u n k e n and c h e a t i n g h u s b a n d , while still k e e p i n g h e r sweet n a t u r e . Her d u e t with Ulises almost s o u n d s like a r o m a n t i c p e r i o d aria in h o m a g e to love. While Hendricks has a sensitive and sexy baritone voice, G r a d u s ' rich a n d b o o m i n g b a s s s o u n d is not as effective in the u p p e r registers. Surprisingly, t h e libretto, by Eliseo A l b e r t o and F r a n c i s c o H i n o j o s a , c a r r i e s m u c h of t h e weight in this o p e r a . O f t e n witty, it p r o v i d e s sexual j o k e s and mom e n t s of c o m i c relief and o f f e r s s c e n e s of poetic beauty and nautical i m a g e r y , s u c h as Captain M a g a l l a n e s ' p r o f e s s i o n s of love for his d o o m e d vessel. T h e s h o w ' s rich p r o d u c t i o n design is a pure visual marvel. Costume designer Constance H o f f m a n ' s colorful creations fill the stage with bright patterns and deliciously vibrant colors; the mariachi band in the wedding scene looks exactly the part. A gaudy green c o s t u m e b e d e c k s the transvestite Colonel M a d a m e Colette, and b a r i t o n e J a m e s M a d d a l e n a i m p r e s s e s with his ability to dance in four-inch heels. Allen M o y e r ' s s c e n e r y varies from e l a b o r a t e and colorful to virtually nonexistent. T h e opening s c e n e f e a t u r e s the pink hotel Ambos M u n d o s lit in neon lights, and the m a r k e t p l a c e carnival comprises movable shop windows and a b a n d s t a n d against an azure sky. The angelic harp sounds FUSE with the color of the wind instruments, and the orchestra's various timbres and textures make for a strong overall performance. T h e ship El Invencible looks remarkably like a WWII warship with red-rusted sides. Yet the contrasting s t a r k n e s s of the stage is more prominent during several of the d u e t s between the two sisters Lucera and Migali. Despite a few lengthy scenes that feel out of place, Salsipuedes e n c o m p a s s e s all of the elements of good opera — love, death and conflict, along with distinctive and colorful music. loss of vision was difficult — Foxx said the crew sometimes forgot about him at lunch breaks — it helped him understand what life must have been like for Charles. It also made his ears more sensitive. In the movie, Charles demonstrates how he 'sees' the world through his ears by picking out the sound of a hummingbird hovering outside a window from across a noisy restaurant. On the set, Foxx said, he learned to hear someone tapping a pencil on the other side of a room. Although critics have heaped praise on Foxx, the actor m a d e s u r e to share the credit for the film. He mentioned the film's actresses, including Sharon Warren, who in her first acting role plays Charles' tough, self-sacrificing mother, and screen veteran Regina King (Jerry Maguire), who plays Charles' backup singer and extramarital love interest. He also spoke admiringly ofdirectorTaylor Hackford (Proofof Life), who worked with Ray Charles on the project for 15 years. "He's a white director in Hollywood who took a chance on a black film, and they don't do that a lot," Foxx said. "And then he listened, too. You know, sometimes [black entertainers) have to compromise how we are. But those guys that you see on that film really give you the essence of what it's about, so we give props to Taylor Hackford for taking that chance." Ray Charles, who passed away in June, did not live to attend the film premiere, but Foxx said he did get to 'see' a final version of the film "in his own way." Along with many members of the cast and crew, Foxx was a Ray Charles fan long before working on the movie. He said his current favorite song is "Mary Ann." "When he says, 'Mary Ann, you know you look so good,' basically at that time he was risking his career, his relationship with his wife, his kids. But he said, you know, 'You look so good.' Here's a man who can't see, but she looks so fine and she went beyond that darkness and touched him in a way that made him say, Tin gonna take a chance on this Mary Ann.'" Similarly. Taylor Hackford took his chance on Jamie Foxx — a comedian-turned-actor with only a few dramatic roles to his credit—and established Foxx as the breakout sensation of 2004. PICK UP YOUR YEARBOOK Yearbooks for 2003/04 are here! The books are FREE to anyone who was a registered undergraduate during the 2003/04 academic year. Books are also available for eligible students for 2000/01, 2001/02 and 2002/03. Pick yours up at: the Clubs Office or the Campanile office 2nd floor, Ley Student Center treebeards.com nr Thresher Sports Friday, November 5, 2004 Frida THE RICE THRESHER Page 10 Cross country captures first WAC championship by Matt McCabe THRESHER STAFF Led by junior Marcel Hewamudalige, the first male Rice runner since the 1970s to win an individual conference title, the men's cross country team won its first Western Athletic Conference championship since 2001 Saturday at Lincoln Parish Park in Ruston, La. The young team, comprised of two seniors, two juniors, four sophomores and one freshman, took six of the race's top 10 places, and Hewamudalige edged Mircea Bogdan of the University of Texas-El Paso by .86 seconds, with a time of 24 minutes, 57.13 seconds on the eight-kilometer course. Bogdan had defeated Hewamudalige at the Chile Pepper Invitational two weeks earlier in Arkansas. "[Hewamudalige] ran a smart race — he used the course to his advantage," head coach Jon Warren Qones '88) said. "He wasn't pressed — it was more of a tactical race." Behind hewamudalige, 2003 WAC Freshman of the Year Steve Magness finished fourth, junior Scott Loftin crossed the line sixth, senior Adam Davis took seventh and freshman Aaron Robson finished ninth, constituting the Owls' five runners whose finishes counted toward the team score. "It was pretty close," Hewamudalige said. "We all kicked pretty hard at the end and got pretty lucky to get past all those guys—they're all good runners." Rice had four other runners finish in the top 24 teams: Senior Seth Neumuller finished 16th; sophomore Pablo Solares took 23rd; and sophomore Leor Pantilat crossed 24th. Because they finished outside of Rice's top five, their scores did not count, but their finishes showed the Owls' depth — Pantilat's 24th-place finish would have helped every team except secondplace University of Tulsa. A year after amassing 83 points and finishing fourth, Rice had 27 points, easily defeatingTulsa, which had 79 points. UTEP finished third with 80 points, while Boise State was fourth with 96. On the strength of the team's victory, Warren was named the 2004 WAC Coach of the Year. "We've never had success like this [during my time here]," Warren said. "[But] this is the third WAC cross country championship for Rice since 1999." Hewamudalige's win was his third in four races this season, and as a result, he was named the 2004 WAC Cross Country Athlete of the Year. "[Winning the individual and the team titles] was definitely really, really sweet," Hewamudalige said. Hewamudalige and his teammates are now preparing for the NCAA South Central Regional Competition in Waco Nov. 13. To advance to the NCAA Championships, held in Terre Haute, Ind., Nov. 22, the Owls must finish first or second at regionals. With Arkansas, one of the nation's best teams, all but certain to finish first, Rice must defeat Texas A&M, Stephen F. Austin, Texas and Sam Houston, all of whom finished ahead of the Owls at lat year's regional. "The biggest competition for us is Texas — they are second in the Big 12," Warren said. "But I think that this team can beat them." Davis and Robson have both missed meets and practices this season due to injuries, and Warren said they have improved rapidly since recovering, and next week's practices will be crucial in their preparation. "If they run like they can, we can make it to nationals," Warren said. "We can be top two at regionals." t I THRESHER FILE PHOTO Junior Marcel Hewamudalige runs at the 2 0 0 2 Rice Invitational. Hewamudalige won the Western Athletic Conference championship last weekend, his third victory in four races this fall, and was named the WAC's Cross Country Athlete of the Year for his performance. Gorry wins women's WAC race by Melissa Dominguez THRESHER STAFF After finishing seventh and third in her freshman and sophomore seasons, respectively, junior Kate Gorry captured the Western Athletic Conference individual title at last weekend's WAC Cross Country Championships in Ruston, La. Rice finished second to Southern Methodist University, which had five runners finish in the race's top 10. "We raced about as well as we could have raced," senior assistant track and field coach in charge of cross country Jim Bevan said. "SMU was the clear favorite — they are ranked 12th in the country, and we knewwe needed agreat performance at all positions to finish well." The team improved on its thirdplace finish from 2003. "We beat the defending champions — Nevada — and UTEP, who finished second last year, both of which did not lose much from last year's team," Bevan said. After losing three of the top six runners on the 2003 team to graduation, two juniors, one sophomore and two freshmen finished as Rice's top five runners last weekend. "We have no seniors on our team, and it proves what great potential the team has in the years to come," Bevan said. "The best performance of the season was at the most important race of the year." Although the women's team did not regain the WAC team title it won two seasons ago, Gor ry's individual conference title was the first for a women's cross country runner in school history. "I raced hard the entire time and gave every bit of what I had," Gorry said. "I am happy I won, but am happier with the effort I gave the entire race. I made it a race and I raced knowing that anyone who was going to beat would deserve to be ahead of me." Gorry completed the five-kilometer race in 17 minutes, 1.59 seconds and led the field of about 70 runners from start to finish. "She really put it together, and it was a result of her day to day habits and determination," Bevan said. "The field she defeated was the best field we've had in the WAC in last six years. The most amazing thing is that all of this is coming from a former walk-on." Freshman Marissa Daniels finished fifth overall in 17:38.51. "I didn't really know what to ex- pect since this was my first conference race," Daniels said. "Kate has helped me a lot and given ine a lot of great advice. I knew the competition would be tough, but I tried not to think about it too much and just concentrate on my race." Daniels also earned All-WAC honors, one of only two freshmen in the conference to do so. "Marissa ran a phenomenal race and she seems to have an even better effort every race," Gorry said. "I am excited for her to race at regionals because I want everybody else to see how good she can be." Freshman Iaura Kelley also finished in the race's top 20, taking 17th in 18:42.49. Juniors Anna Reeve and I^auren Murphy and sophomore Megan Sandler finished within 10 seconds of each other in 32nd, 33rd and 34th places, respectively. "Megan and I ran together the whole way, and that really helped," Murphy said. "There were times in the middle of the race where not having Megan to push me would have made it a lot more difficult." The team now turns its focus to the regional meet, where the top two teams — among 16 — and the top four other individuals qualify for the NCAA Championships. 0WL00K - Football looks to rebound in homecoming game out ready to play," senior fullback Fd Bailey said. "They're going to give THRESHER STAFF us their best shot. I'm expecting the After losing its last three games, Fresno from the beginning of the all on the road, the football team season to come out." hopes to keep its home record perfect Tomorrow's contest will be the tomorrow against Western Athletic sixth meeting between the two Conference foe Fresno State Univer- schools, and Fresno State has won sity in its annual homecoming game the first five. Many games in the at 2 p.m. at Rice Stadium. series have been close, however. The Owls lost home games in 2000 and 2002 against the Bulldogs and last year's matchup against the Bulldogs 'We've lost all our by three points each. Head coach Ken Hatfield said his seniors will be road games, but we've motivated to beat Fresno State before leaving Rice. one all the home ones. "We've played some good games We've got history going with them, but we have not defeated Fresno," Hatfield said. "We play them for us.' good all the time here, and we played — Raymorris Barnes them good last year at their place for Senior cornerback the first time.... The biggest thing is [the seniors'] leadership—being sure everybody else is ready to play." Rice (3-5,2-3 WAC) enters the game Senior cornerback Raymorris on a three-game losing streak, while Barnes said the Owls' perfect record Fresno State (4-3,1-3) pounded SMU at home this season bodes well for 42-0 Saturday, returning to the form them against Fresno State and its that allowed the Bulldogs to begin WAC-leading defense. the season 3-0 before dropping three "We've lost all our road games, but consecutive games in WAC play. we've won all the home ones," Barnes "I'm sure Fresno is going to come See FRESNO, page 14 by Adam Tabakin THE W E E K I N S P O R T S BY THE NUMBERS: FALL SPORTS Sport WAC Finish (current standing) Saturday 1 1 / 6 2 p.m. Football vs. Fresno State (Rice Stadium) Saturday-Sunday 11/6-7 all day Men's Tennis Rice Reunion Classic (Jake Hess Tennis Stadium) Men's cross country 1st Women's cross country 2nd Sunday 1 1 / 7 3 p.m. Women's BBall exhibition vs. EV1 Sports (Autry Court) Volleyball (2nd) Tuesday 1 1 / 9 7 p.m. Volleyball at UH (Hofhelnz Pavilion) Soccer (2nd) Wednesday 1 1 / 1 0 7 p.m. Men's BBall exhibition vs. Augustana (Autry Court) Football (6th), , * • THE RICE THRESHER SPORTS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5.2004 11 Twin killing: Bryans will play Barkers on campus by Amber Obermeyer THRESHER EDITORIAL STAEF Tennis stars Bob and Mike Bryan have captured a grand slam title, had a stint as the No. 1 doubles team in the world and have won more than four million dollars in combined prize money. But if they want to keep calling themselves the best doubles team of twins in the world, they will have to win a match this week at Jake Hess Tennis Stadium. The Bryan brothers will play an exhibition against Rice alumni Richard (Baker '04) and William (Lovett '04) Barker Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. 'The one thing the Barkers have over [the Bryans] is their court craft — the Barkers are a little more creative.' — Shaheen Ladhani (Sid '97) Coach of Richard (Baker '04) and William Barker (Lovett '04) 1 ? "They initiated contact with us last spring," Richard Barker said. "Their coach knew our coach, so when they came in town for the Masters, they asked if we wanted to practice with them, which was an honor for us, obviously. We practiced with them then, we practiced with them when we were in Hawaii [last January], and we developed a friendship with tl iem—we just thought [the exhibition] would be a be cool thing to do." William Barker said having the match at Jake Hess gives the Barkers a home court advantage. "We've never lost on that court in four years," William Barker said. "We don't plan on losing there next week — that's a fair expectation 1 think." The Barkers' coach, former Rice assistant tennis coach Shaheen Ladhani (Sid '97), said the exhibition against the Bryans will give the Barkers a chance to evaluate how they compare to a more seasoned tandem. The Bryans are currently ranked second in the world, while the Barkers are ranked 761st. "The Bryans do the basics very well — they're very fast; they're very seasoned at doubles; they serve well; they volley well; they return well; they're very, very quick; they're difficult to lob," Ladhani said. "The one thing the Barkers have over them is their court craft — the Barkers are a little more creative, but in terms of the basics, the Bryans have the advantage." William Barker said he and his brother must rely on their return of serve, as they did in college. "[The Bryans] are solid at the net, they have good serves — they're a tough doubles pair, but serves are breakable." William Barker said. "We've broken them in the past when we've played them, so the key is going to be us holding serve. If we can hold serve, we can get into their heads a bit." Richard Barker said both teams are taking the exhibition match seriously, especially because the Barkers and the rest of their Rice team defeated Stanford, the Bryans' alma mater, in a dual match last spring in Palo Alto. Calif. "Sure, it's an exhibition, but it's going to be competitive," Richard Barker said. "We want to put one over on the Stanford boys, which we did last year as a team. We spoke to the Bryans about that match—they were gutted about us beating Stanford." The Bryans turned professional in 1998 after three years at Stanford and enjoyed middling success for three years until deciding at the beginning of the 2(X)1 season to focus almost exclusively on doubles. They won four doubles titles in 2001 and have won 16 tournaments in the three years since. "The Bryans played a lot of singles to start, and it wasn't until later that they realized they needed to focus on doubles, whereas the Barkers came out of college with their number one choice being to play doubles—they know what their niche is," Ladhani said. "The Bryans have shown that it is certainly possible to be a doubles specialist and not play any singles, and that's what the Barkers want to do." In their three months as professionals, the Barkers, who won the ITA National Indoor Championship as juniors in the fall of 2002 have played in Futures, the entry-level men's tennis tour, and Challenger, the mid-level tour tournaments. They won the F4 Futures event in Great Britain, but they lost in the first round of the LTA Bolton Challenger two weekends ago in England. "We've learned that there are so many good players out there—that's the bottom line," Richard Barker said. "Professional doubles turns on one or two points, and we've learned that the hard way. We've played good tennis, but we're finding out the difference between us and No. 50 in the world is that one point at 6-all in the tiebreaker." Richard Barker said he and his brother's experience at Rice, where the team narrowly lost close matches in both the WAC and NCAA tournaments during their first three years with the Owls, will help them professionally. "It took us three years to beat a top-15 team, and we had agonizing losses," Richard Barker said. "It's just practice — the more times you put yourself in that position, the better you're going to do, and that's what happened our senior year — we converted, and pretty convincingly as well. You have to put yourself in that position to give yourself a shot, and that's what we're trying to do professionally." 'We've never lost [at Jake Hess] in four years. We don V plan on losing there next week.' — William Barker (Lovett '04) Former Rice tennis player I>adhani said the Barkers can learn from Wednesday's match both physically and mentally. "They can learn a lot of things from playing the Bryans — on the court they'll see their serve needs to get better, they need to get stronger and faster, and the energy level needs to be sustained no matter what to make the step from college to the pros," Ladhani said. "But they also need to make a name for themselves — in college, every time they stepped on the court, they had the name and the ranking, and that was often good enough for a few points. Playing the Bryans will be another reminder that nobody knows who they are in the pros." In the upcoming weeks, the Barkers will play Challenger events in Illinois and Mexico. Tickets for the match cost $20 to the general public, but 200 tickets at a reduced rate of $5 will be available for students with a Rice ID card on afirst-come,first-served basis. Both student and non-student tickets can be purchased at the Rice ticket office at Autry Court. About 400 tickets for the exhibition have been sold so far. Proceeds from the match will benefit Kids on Court, a charity established by the Barkers benefiting inner-city youth tennis programs in Houston. In case of rain, the match will be postponed until Thursday at the same time and place. 19 ERIC WILLIAMS/THRESHER Senior forward Sarah Yoder cuts around Boise State's goalkeeper just before scoring the game-winning goal in Rice's 1-0 victory over the Broncos Sunday. With the win, the Owls clinched the second seed for the WAC Championships, and Rice opens tournament play tonight at midnight against either Fresno State or UTEP. Soccer two wins from NCAA bid by Jonathan Yardley THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF A year after losing in the Western Athletic Conference championship game, the soccer team can earn its first-ever NCAA tournament bid at this year's WAC tournament, held this weekend in Waipahu, Hawaii. Rice, seeded second this year, has a first-round bye and opens play tonight at 9 p.m. against the winner of last night's match between third-seeded University of Texas-El Paso and sixth-seeded Fresno State University. UTEP and Fresno State tied 0-0 in the regular season. In Dallas last year, third-seeded Rice won two games to advance to the championship game against host, top seed and two-time defending conference champion Southern Methodist University. After playing to a 1-1 deadlock deep into the second half without sophomore midfielder Vanessa Serrano, who sprained her ankle in the Owls' 4-1 semifinal win over the University of Hawaii, Mustang forward Olivia O'Rear dashed Rice's NCAA tournament hopes when she set up leading scorer Kim Harvey for the game-winning goal with 56 seconds remaining. With a pair of 1-0 victories last weekend, the Owls earned the tournament's second seed—despite a regular-season loss to fourth-place Hawaii — and the accompanying first-round bye with a 5-2-1 conference record. "[The bye| is huge, more psychologically than anything, because they remember how exhausted they were at the end of that third game [last year]," head coach Chris Huston said. "Any time you can eliminate that one day of competition, I think those teams are at a significant advantage. That's why we've been playing for it all year, so we're ecstatic." The tournament draw also favors Rice, as the only two WAC teams to defeat the Owls this year, SMU and Hawaii, are on the opposite side of the bracket. Rice beat both of its possible semifinal opponents during the regular season, but UTEP outshot the Owls 15-6 in a 1-0 Rice win Oct. 17. "It's great that we were able to win even when we didn't play well, but statistically, they outplayed us," Huston said. "It will be an eye-opener for us, if | UTEP | does end up beating Fresno [State] in the first round, that we very much need to come out and play our game." The team left Tuesday to ac climate to the time change, and watched last night's game between UTEP and Fresno State to scout Rice's next opponent. "As long as we do our job in the first game and have everyone ready for the second game, we can win," senior forward Sarah Yoder said. "The biggest adjustment for playing [in] Hawaii is the time change. Since we're going to have that extra day to adjust, I think that's really going to help us." The Owls have never beaten the Mustangs in five chances, but Rice's last three losses to SMU have been by one-goal margins, including a 3-2 loss Oct. 15 at the Rice Track/Soccer Stadium. The Owls have played Hawaii more times — seven — than any other opponent, including a WAC tournament meeting in all three years of the team's existence. In each of the last three years, the team that won the regular-season match lost in the tournament. Hawaii beat Rice 1-0 in Waipahu Oct. 1. Sophomore midfielder Maria Fadool said last year's tournament, including the Owls' semifinal win over Hawaii, improved the team's outlook this year. "I don't think many people expected us to be as close to SMU as we [were last year|, but we know jjpJ is* «kLL. that we can compete," Fadool said. "This year we have the confidence that we know we can beat them in a big game." If fourth-seeded Hawaii defeats fifth-seeded Tulsa, the semifinal against SMU would feature the WAC's top two offensive players: Hawaii's two-time Player of the Year Natasha Kai (12 goals) and SMU standout O'Rear (12goals, lOassists). Huston said Hawaii's home-field advantage could be offset by SMU's fresh legs because the Mustangs also have a first-round bye. "The difference in that game could be Natasha Kai and for SMU, Olivia O'Rear," Huston said. "Every team's tough that made it, but I can't say that we're disappointed that we don't have to play SMU or Hawaii until the final." Rice earned the second seed with a pair of 1-0 victories at home last weekend against San Jose State University Friday and Fresno State Sunday. On Friday night, after the referee disallowed an apparent goal from freshman forward Clory Martin for a Yoder foul, junior defender Erin Droeger was an unlikely scorer in the 13th minute. 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Massengale breaks Rice 1,000 record by DYon Peoples THRESHER STAFE Freshman Brittany Massengale set a new school record in the 1,000-yard freestyle at the Hilton Plaza/TYR Invitational at the Rice Pool last weekend. Senior Urska Ros also recorded multiple firstplace finishes over the two-day meet to pace the Owls to a home victory over the University of Nevada, Texas Christian University and Colorado State University. Rice led the meet from its onset, as the team of senior Jane Keith, Ros, senior Lauren Hill and junior Laura Healey won the meet's first event, the 400-yard medley relay, in 3 minutes, 52.26 seconds. Senior Jenny Voight soon followed suit, capturing the 400-yard Individual Medley title in4:34.66. Later Friday night, Rice swimmers won three consecutive individual events, as Hill took the 200 breaststroke, Ros won the 100 butterfly and Massengale swam the 500 free in 14 fewer seconds than the race's s e c o n d - p l a c e f i n i s h e r , Keilah Walker of TCU. For the day, Rice had at least one swimmer in the top two of each race. In Saturday's opening race, Hill, Ros and Healey teamed with freshman Amy Halsey to win another medley relay title, taking the 200-yard event in a season-best time. Massengale then won her second individual event of the meet, taking the 1,000 freestyle. Her time of 9:59.04 broke the four-year-old school record formerly held by Katie Scholl (Will Rice '03) by more PAID ADVERTISEMENT Educate yourself regarding "Jews" for Jesus than two seconds. Fellow freshmen Carey Hain continued Rice's winning streak in the 200 free, and Ros finished second in the event. Later in the meet, Ros added a second individual title of her own, winning the 200 butterfly in 2:06.02. The Owls concluded the meet by winning their third relay, the 400 freestyle relay, in a season-best 3:30.70. TCU was the only other school to win one of the meet's team events, taking the 200 freestyle relay Friday. Rice concluded the twoday meet with 547 points, besting WAC rival Nevada, which had 522, TCU with 460 and Colorado State, which amassed 424 points. The Owls' next meet will be the University of Houston Invitational Nov. 19-21 at the UH Recreation Center Natatorium. www.jewsforjudaism.org Houston Hillel: The Foundation for Jewish Campus Life • t Tulsa kickoff return seals football defeat by Adam Tabakin THRESHER STAFF www.whatjewsbelieve.net With a 10-1 record in Western Athletic Conference play, the volleyball team (21-3 overall) enters the final week of the regular season needing just one win to clinch the second seed in the conference tournament, which will be held Nov. 19-20 in Reno, Nev. A loss by the University of Nevada (8-2, 15-6) would also give the Owls the tournament's second seed. "Nevada has been beating a lot of teams," senior outside hitter Rebeca Pazo said. "We need to keep playing hard and winning our matches if we want to come out on top." After playing the University of Texas-El Paso last night and honoring the departing seniors in their last home game, Rice will take on the University of HoustonTuesday before its final WAC match at the University of Tulsa next Saturday. Rice ended an eight-match losing streak against UH in 2002 and has won the last four meetings between the two teams. "This week isgoingto be extremely important," head coach Genny Volpe said. "We've got two matches on the road againsttwo teams that really want to beat us. I think this is a week we can pull out in the end, but we're really going to have to work for it." Last week, the Owls concluded their longest road trip of the season with a pair of wins against WAC Eastern Division foes, beginning with an Oct 28 match against defending Eastern Division champion Southern Methodist University. Just like the teams' Oct. 9 meeting at Autry Court the Owls defeated the Mustangs without dropping a s e t 30-20,30-25,36-34. "We knew it would be a tough match," Pazo said. "We'd already been on the road for so long, and we just knew that we had to focus if we wanted to beat them in three." Rice's all-time kills leader led the Owls offensively, as Pazo knocked down 18kills, recorded her 20th double-double of the season and added with 12 digs. Junior right side hitter Olaya Pazo also recorded a doubledouble with 13 kills and 11 digs, and senior outside hitter Lindsey Carter had 14 kills, a service ace and Rice's only solo block of the night. In the backcourt, freshman libero Yvette Kirk added 15 digs to her team-leading season total of 300. "The team has just been going out there and playing consistently," Volpe said. "We've got a few people who have been picking up their game, but nobody has been dipping in the opposite direction." The squad continued to dominate Eastern Division teams Saturday, defeating last-place Louisiana Tech (1-10, 5-19) in the final match of its four-game road trip. The Owls played better than the Bulldogs in all facets of the game, outhitting Louisiana Tech .287-.075, out-digging the Bulldogs 70-51 and out-blocking them 9 4 . "I'm glad we won both matches in the way we did," said Volpe. "It had already been another long road trip, and I knew it would be more mentally than physically challenging for us. I'm proud of the way the team pulled it together in those matches." Sophomore middle blocker Tessa Kuykendall, who ranks 14th nationally in blocks with 1.63 per game, had 11 kills with just one error and added a solo block and three block assists to her team-leading totals of 25 and 102, respectively. Carter and Rebeca Pazo combined offensively for 26 of the Owls' 55 kills. "What's most impressive to me right now is how they keep challenging each other and staying really focused on their goal of winning the WAC championship,"Volpe said. "The championship teams are the ones that play the strongest at the end, and that's the kind of team I want us to be." With three matches remaining in the regular season and at least one in the conference tournament, the Owls have won 20 games for the first time since 1998and have received significant votes in the USA Today/CSTV top 25 ix)ll since narrowly losing to then-topranked Minnesota Sept. 17. "I knew we were going to have a good season," Pazo said. "I never expected us to be able to come together as a team and focus enough to do this well and play at the level we've been playing at." Despite c h a n g i n g its starting quarterback and placekicker, the football team lost its fifth consecutive road game Saturday, 39-22 at the University of Tulsa. The loss for Rice (3-5,2-3 Western Athletic Conference) was its third straight after beating SMU 44-10 at Rice Stadium Oct. 9. Tulsa (2-6, 1-3) moved out of last place in the WAC with the win, its first over a Division I-A opponent this year. 'Anyone can ... rush for 300 yards, but if xvur team doesn V win, j you're not going to be happy about it.' — Ed Bailey S e n i o r fullback After falling behind 29-15 early in the fourth quarter, a touchdown from senior fullback Ed Bailey with 11 minutes, 31 seconds remaining in the game brought the Owls within a touchdown of the Golden Hurricane. But Tulsa's Ashlan Davis returned the subsequent kickoff 83 yards for a touchdown, tying an NCAA record with a kickoff return touchdown in three consecutive games. "On the road, we're our own worst enemies," head coach Ken Hatfield said. "Wc finally found a way to get back in the game and win it. We cut the score to 29-22 and had the momentum with about 11 minutes to go, and they run the kickoff back. We had three people with a chance to make the tackle, and if any one of the three had gotten him, at least they don't score on the play." The Golden Hurricane struck first on a 52-yard pass from quarterback James Kilian to Davis. Rice was unable to answer on its next possession, but senior cornerback Raymorris Barnes intercepted Kilian on Tulsa's ensuing possession to give the Owls the ball at the Golden Hurricane 29-yard-line. Freshman quarterback Joel Armstrong, starting in place of senior Greg Henderson, could not lead Rice into the end zone, but freshman kicker lAike Juist kicked a 28-yard field goal to narrow the Tulsa lead to 7-3. B e f o r e h i s f i r s t - q u a r t e r try, Juist's only field-goal attempt of the year was a 49-yard m i s s against Houston. Juist said h e did not know he was going to replace junior kicker Brennan Landry, who missed a potential game-tying extra point in Rice's 14-13 loss to Navy Oct. 23, until shortly before the game. "It's always nerve-racking not knowing whether you're going to kick or not, and to get the chance to do this my freshman year, I couldn't ask for more," Juist said. "It helped me out a lot, seeing as I missed my first field goal in the UH game, so it was a big confidence booster to come back and make these." Playing against Rice, now the nation's top-ranked rushing offense, Tulsa ran the ball on all five plays of a 75-yard touchdown drive, and the Golden Hurricane ended the first quarter with a 14-3 lead. With Tulsa trying to run out the clock and enter the locker room with a 14-6 halftime lead, junior defensive '•nd John Syptak forced a fumble, and sophomore defensive tackle Dajuan Cooper recovered it on the Tulsa 19 with one second left on the clock. Juist kicked a 36-yard field goal, his third of the half, to cut the deficit to 14-9. 'On the road, we're our own worst enemies.... We had three people with a chance to make the tackle [on the kickoff return/.' — Ken Hatfield H e a d football c o a c h "I,uke did not know until we went into the locker room before the ballgame," Hatfield said. "I told him then, 'Luke, you're going to be the kicker. You've got it first.' I was really pleased. He stepped up and hit all three field goals. That's a good way to start — I think that was big." AfterTulsa scored a touchdown on its first possession of the second half, the Golden H u r r i c a n e attempted a surprise onside kick. T h e Owls recovered the kick, however, and after a 21-yard run from s o p h o m o r e halfback Mike Falco, Bailey ran 26 yards for his seventh r u s h i n g touchdown of the season. T h e Golden H u r r i c a n e blocked Juist's extra-point attempt, but the touchdown pulled t h e Owls within six points, 21-15. Tulsa then ran 4:58 off the clock with a 10-play, 77-yard drive that culminated in a one-yard run by Kilian, but Rice responded with another SeeTMiiA, paji<'14 i THE RICE THRESHER SPORTS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5,2004 Sid shuts out Wiess, SOCCER remains undefeated 13 From page 11 by Stephen Whitfield THRESHER STAFF T h e Sid Richardson Powderpuff team increased its winning streak to 18 g a m e s and pulled within one g a m e of its second consecutive perfect regular season with a 19-0 win over rival Wiess Sunday. COLLEGE SPORTS ROUNDUP After each team punted on its opening possession, Sid scored first when sophomore quarterback Christi Disch capped an efficient 69-yard drive with a 20-yard touchdown pass to freshman receiver Jessica Warren on fourth down early in the second quarter. Wiess halfback Natalie Gwilliam ran for 28 yards on the first play of Wiess' subsequent possession, and two Sid penalties helped Wiess drive inside the Sid 15-yard line, but the possession then stalled and eventually failed to convert on fourth down. Sid capitalized on its next possession with just under two minutes remaining in the first half. Disch converted a third-and11 play with a 25-yard run, and junior wide r e c e i v e r / d e f e n s i v e back Paula Steinhauser, who led all receivers with five catches, later made a leaping 24-yard catch over a Wiess defender to give Sid a first down on the Wiess 1 with eight seconds left. Steinhauser's subsequent touchdown catch gave Sid a 13-0 halftime lead. Despite driving into Sid territory on multiple occassions, Wiess could not cut into Sid's lead. On Wiess' opening possession of the third quarter, an inadvertent whisUe stopped what could have been a 34-yard touchdown run by Gwilliam. Two plays later, a touchdown run by sophomore quarterback Ali Smith was called back due to an illegal formation ix'nalty, and Wiess eventually had to punt. With just more than one minute left in the game, Steinhauser added a defensive touchdown, intercepting a pass and returning it 40 yards for a score that gave Sid its final 19-0 margin. Sid converted just two of six third-down plays and one of two fourth-down plays, but compensated with five plays of at least 20 yards. Sid head coach and Resident Associate Dan M c M a s t e r s said his offense's success was the result of the team's g a m e plan. "[Wiess] has some unbelievable athletes on their team, both offensively and defensively, (but! our team also has some great athletes," McMasters said. "We were lucky that everything that we did seemed to work tor us today.... I'm really proud of the team because ... offensively and defensively they've done the things that we've asked them to do." After running for almost 100 yards the previous week against Lovett, Smith ran for zero yards on three carries and completed just 6 of 14 passes for 65 yards. Sid held Wiess's tandem of successful freshman running backs, Bianca Caram and Gwilliam, to a combined 25 yards on 15 carries in this game. W i e s s coach Ryan Dunnavant, a senior, said his t e a m ' s lackluster r u s h i n g statistics do not c o n c e r n him a s his t e a m p r e p a r e s for the playoffs. "We c h a n g e d s o m e of our blocking s c h e m e s to account for blitzes against some of these b e t t e r t e a m s that have m o r e s c h e m e s on defense," Dunnavant said. "They just got confused and missed their blocks a couple of times. Well b e all right." Sid held d a n g e r o u s W i e s s receiver Annie Goodrich, a senior, to t h r e e receptions and 49 yards with double and triple coverage, and the Sid defense also recorded four sacks and an interception. "Wiess is our big rival — probably our biggest — and so we pretty much came out with as much intensity as we possibly could," Steinhauser said. "We wanted every ball, and you could see it. We had a lot of sacks because our e n d s wanted that, and our cornerbacks just wanted to get the ball as much as they could." Wiess dropped to 5-2 with the loss and cannot finish first in the regular season. Wiess plays Baker Sunday, which was eliminated from playoff contention with a 32-12 loss to Lovett (6-1) last week. After starting the season 2-0, Baker has lost its last five games, including three g a m e s by seven points or fewer. "Baker's got a lot of talent," Dunnavant said. "With what they run on offense, we have to do some things differently on defense than we do against most teams, so we can't afford to look past them. We haven't done that all year, and we're not about to start now." One of next week's Powderpuff Games of the Week will be between Sid and Lovett, with the winner earning the No. 1 seed for the playoffs. Last season, Sid handled Lovett easily in their two meetings, includinga 17-point victory in the championship game. In another Powderpuff Game of (he Week, Martel (4-3) will play Hanszen (3-2) to determine t h e final playoff spot. M a r t e l positioned itself for its first-ever playoff berth with its 7-6 victory over Jones (2-4) last week. If Martel beats Hanszen, Martel will be the fourth seed and will play the winner of the Sid-Lovett game in the semifinals. Hanszen can clinch the final playoff spot with a win but could finish third or fourth depending on the results of other g a m e s this weekend. M e n ' s volleyball T h e playoff match-ups have been set in men's college volleyball after last week's action. Jones (2-1) needed three games to defeat Brown (1-2), and Martel (3-0) maintained its perfect record with a straight-set win over Hanszen (0-3) Sunday. The GSAsecured first place in the Ketchup League with its 25-16, 25-12 win over Sid (1-3) and will play Jones, which finished second in the Catsup League in the semifinals. Martel and Will Rice will meet in the other semifinal. Men's basketball Martel (2-1) salvaged its playoff hopes with at 5 6 4 8 win over Lovett and a win by forfeit against Hanszen in last week's m e n ' s college basketball action. Martel must beat Baker (3-0) in a game that was played last night to secure t h e second playoff spot in the Atlantic Division. Baker clinched a berth in the semifinals with its 53-31 win over Jones (2-2). The GSAfinished with a perfect 4-0 record in the Pacific Division after defeating Will Rice 58-47 Oct. 28, and Wiess (3-1) will also represent the division in the playoffs after its win over Sid (1-3) last week. I Utimatc F r i s b e e H i e GSA (2-0) remained perfect in open ultimate Frisbee last week, defeating Lovett (1-1) 9-5, while Hanszen (1-1) split a pair of g a m e s ()ct. 28, beating Wiess (0-2) but losing to Jones (1-1). from 40 yards and caught San Jose State goalkeeper Adrienne Herbst off guard, sneaking the ball under the crossbar for a 1-0 lead. Despite dominating early, Rice struggled to maintain its advantage against the physical S p a r t a n s ' t h r e e - f o r w a r d alignment. Senior sweeper Caitlin Currie and senior midfielder Marisa Galvan each cleared shots off the goal line, and senior goalkeeper Lauren Shockley made two more saves for the shutout. Huston said Currie, Droeger, senior stopper Betsy Huete and sophomore defender Brandy Bellow make up one of the region's best defenses. Shockley, Currie and Droeger were all named first-team all-WAC Wednesday by the league's coaches, and Shockley earned the 2004 Player of the Year award for the conference. "I've had so many coaches call and say, T o u r back line, your defense is tough,'" Huston said. "The four of them have a special bond together, and they work together." T h e Owls played better Sunday, dominating Fresno State in another 1-0 victory, out-shooting the Bulldogs 20-5. Yoder said it was difficult to overcome the pregame emotion, as the team's 10 seniors, including nine players who were part of Huston's first recruiting class in 2001, were honored before the game. "I get up there, and I see all my teammates lined up in front of me, and it just struck — all four years," Yoder said. "I just started crying. I knew as soon as that was done, I was ready to play. I was like, 'We're not going to lose this game. We're going to win this one because we came in and finished second our freshman year. We're not going to leave doing any worse than that.'" Yoder, who has set the scoring benchmark for the young program with 23 goals and 15 assists in her career, was the fitting goal-scorer four minutes into the second half. From a throw-in on the right side, Droeger found Serrano with her back to the goal, who lobbed the ball over her own head and into the penalty area. Yoder allowed her defender to misjudge the bounce before cutting back toward the middle of the field to elude charging goalkeeper Jeannette Paine and slotting the ball h o m e with her left foot. "I knew (my defender) was going to miss it, because it was too high and she was too short, so I waited for her to miss it," Yoder said. "Then I was in behind and all I had to do was cut it once to beat the goalkeeper and get it in. It was really exciting. That was probably one of my favorite goals, just because it's a sweet ending to these four years. It's the last time we're going to have a chance to play o r this field." Galvan and seniorforwardjanelle Crowley hit the crossbar, and Yoder and senior forward Becky MacAllister forced Paine to make impressive saves, but Rice could not extend its lead. T h e Owls win was their ninth by a 1-0 margin among 13 total victories this season. While the Owls led the WAC with just four goals allowed during the conference season, the six goals they scored were better than only a Nevada team that lost all of its WAC matches. "It doesn't worry me, because what we saw in the last game is kind of like the team we saw last year in the tournament," Huston said. "That's really encouraging to me and exciting because now they're on, and they're creating opportunities for themselves." Shockley did not have to make a save in recording her 13th shutout of the season, and Rice extended its shutout streak to a school-record 482 minutes. T h e Owls are tied second nationally with 14 shutouts, and their goals-against average of 0.351 ranks third. Rice's seven goals allowed and 0.37 GAAare both new WAC records, while Shockley is the conference's career GAA leader at 0.69. "We're incredibly confident in our defense," Fadool said. "When I step on the field as a midfielder, knowing they're behind m e gives m e confidence in how I play. If something happens, our defense is able to get to it and get it back up the field." Fadool assisted on D r o e g e r ' s goal Friday and has moved to right midfield since senior midfielder/forward Ashley Anderson broke h e r foot Oct. 15. "It's a lot different, a different perspective," Fadool said. "In the middle you see both sides, and on the outside you're cut down to o n e . . . . It makes m e think and focus a lot m o r e being out there rather than in the middle, where I go on instinct." While Rice will count heavily on the instinct of its experienced players this weekend, the Owls will also need contributions from f r e s h m e n starters Samantha Conn in midfield and Clory Martin at forward. Martin, with a team-high seven goals in her first season, is Rice's best one-versusone attacker. She will partner Yoder, who scored three times in the first two g a m e s of last year's tournament, while MacAllister, who also scored in last year's tournament, will substitute at forward. Yoder said experience could be the most important factor as the nine remaining seniors from the Owls' first recruiting class try to conclude their careers with a conference tide. "We haven't ever won in Hawaii, so psychologically that could be a factor," Yoder said. "But I think everybody's going to be so pumped to be there and trying to win the championship in their last year that I don't think it's really going to be that much of a factor." Hey, Rice Students! 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D e e p Dish E x t r a . r f h C 14 THE RICE THRESHER BY THE Shots Shots on Goal Saves Comer Kicks Fouls Offsides oct. 29-31 Service Aces Digs Blocks 20 7 0 8 7 1 1-0 SAN JOSE STATE Droeger 13' Oct. 29,2004 — Rice Track/Soccer Stadium Rice (12-3-3, 4-2-1): Shockley; Bellow, Currie, Huette, Droeger: Serrano, Fadool, Conn, Galvan; Yoder, Martin; Substitutes: Rellas, Aaker, Waite, Seglem, MacAllister. San Jose State (5-121, 2-4-1): Herbst; VanDixhorn, Cruz, Hartz, Krale; V.Afonso, Leslie, Zabek, Dickinson; Morrison, Irwin; Substitutes: Tanaka, Borja, A.Afonso, Oranje, Ng-Pinkerton, Puljiz. FOOTBALL RICE 22 TULSA 39 6 42 6.0 3 53 6.0 Individual S t a t s Attendance — 310 RICE SPORTS FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 5,2004 Rice — R.Pazo 14, Carter 14, O.Pazo 13 SMU — Karasek 22 Assist* Rice — Hoban 53 SMU — Mihm 39 Digs Rice — Kirk 15, R.Pazo 12, O.Pazo 1 1 SMU — Karasek 10, Mihm 9, Erazmus 9, Giubilato 8 Attendance — 212 CROSS COUNTRY WAC CHAMPIONSHIPS Oct. 3 0 , 2 0 0 4 Lincoln Parish Park, Ruston, La. Oct. 30, 2004 — Skelly Stadium, Tulsa, Okla. Rice Tulsa 3 14 6 0 6 7 7 18 22 39 TU — Davis 52 pass from Kilian (DeVault kick) RU — Juist 28 field goal TU — Parrish 3 run (DeVault kick) RU — Juist 29 field goal RU — Juist 36 field goal TU — Kilian 4 run (DeVault kick) RU — Bailey 26 run (kick blocked) TU — Kilian 1 run (Mills pass from Kilian) RU — Bailey 6 run (Juist kick) TU — Davis 83 kick return (DeVault kick) TU — DeVault 49 field goal Assists: San Jose State: none; Rice: Fadool. Cautions: none. Ejections: none. Men's t e a m standings 1 . Rice SJSU Rice 11 16 4 10 9 4 3 6 13 5 0 1 Shots Shots on Goal Saves Corner Kicks Fouls Offsides RU 19 220 139 359 116 2-39.0 28:21 TU 20 210 211 421 101 3-31.7 31:39 Individual S t a t s Rushing Rice — Bailey 20-117, Armstrong 20-73, Falco 2-22, Moore 2-4, Smith 1-3, Lott 4-1. Tulsa — Parrish 17-114, Diles 18-92, Kilian 9-13, Davis 1-9. Passing Rice — Armstrong 9-18-0-139. Henderson 0-11-0. Tulsa — Kilian 12-17-1-1. Receiving Rice — Battle 3-47. Lott 1-51, Simonak 1-17, Hall 1-9, J.D. Wood 1-5, Moore 1-5, Bailey 1-5. Tulsa — Davis 3-73, Culton 3-35, Mills 2-64, Landrum 2-14. Blankenship 1-19, Parrish 1-6. Attendance — 12.218 SOCCER RICE 1-0 FRESNO STATE Oct. 30, 2004 Thomas Assembly Center, Ruston, La. Assists: Fresno State: none; Rice: Serrano Cautions: none. Ejections: none. 1 0 2 (Avg. 2 7 : 1 1 . 3 7 ) 6. San Jose State 1 5 3 (Avg. 2 9 : 4 8 . 8 1 ) 30 23 30 17 Final Stats Kills Errors Attempts Attack Percentage Assists Service Aces Digs Blocks 24:57.99 3 . Forest Braden (BSU) 24:58.60 4 . Steve Magness ( R U ) 25:04.22 5 . S t e p h e n Samoei (UTEP) 25:09.62 6. Scott Loftin ( R U ) 25:13.10 7. Adam Davis ( R U ) 25:35.15 8 . Stefan M a l l m q v i s t (LT) 25:38.13 9 . Aaron Robson ( R U ) 25:45.12 1 0 . David Axel ( R U ) 30 20 25:52.15 Women's t e a m standings Rice La. Tech 55 16 136 .287 54 5 70 9.0 33 23 134 .075 29 4 51 4.0 Individual S t a t s Kills Rice — R.Pazo 15, Carter 11, Kuykendall 11 La. Tech — Hayes 10, Shipp 9 Assists Rice — Hoban 5 1 La. Tech — Enny 29 Digs Rice — R.Pazo 17, Carter 16, Kirk 15 La. Tech — Anderson 28 1. SMU 30 2. Rice 88 3. UTEP 97 4. Nevada 121 5. Hawaii 122 6. Boise State 141 7. San Jose S t a t e 162 8 . Fresno State 172 9. Tulsa 173 Women's individual results ( 5 k m , field of 6 9 ) Oct. 31.2004 — Rice Track/Soccer Stadium Fresno State 15S4,233): Paine: Davis, Jagdeo, Esparza, Young, Gilbert: Lewis, Sugano, Anderson: Sobrero, Lugo: Substitutes: M Tennant,Splettstoesser,A.Tennant,Alires, Tngg, Reyes. 9 6 (Avg. 2 6 : 5 8 . 7 2 ) 5. Louisiana Tech 2 . Mircea Bogdan (UTEP) Attendance — 173 Rice (13-3-3, 5-21): Shockley; Bellow, Currie, Huette, Droeger, Serrano, Fadool, Conn, Galvan; Yoder, Martin: Substitutes: Rellas, Crowley. Aaker, Waite, MacAllister. 8 0 (Avg. 2 6 : 5 2 . 3 5 ) 1 . Marcel Hewamudalige ( R U ) 2 4 : 5 7 . 1 3 RICE 3 LOUISIANA TECH 0 Rice La. Tech 7 9 (Avg. 2 6 : 3 8 . 4 5 ) 3 . UTEP Men's individual results ( 8 k m , Held of 4 3 ) VOLLEYBALL Final S t a t s First Downs Rushing Yards (net) Passing Yards (net) Total Yards Return Yards Punts - Avg. Time of Possession 2 7 (Avg. 2 5 : 1 8 . 9 5 ) 2. Tulsa 4 . Boise State Attendance — 383 1 . K a t e Gorry (RU) 17:01.59 2 . Karin van Rooyen (SMU) 17:06.80 3. Adriana Pirtea (UTEP) 17:23.83 4. Rachael Forish (SMU) 17:28.24 5. M a r i s s a Daniels (RU) 17:38.51 6 . Nicole Kelleher (SMU) 17:43.78 7. Natalie R a s m u s s e n (Tulsa) 17:48.75 8 . Rachel Collins (SMU) 17:53.13 9 . Sabrina Reeve (Hawaii) 17:56.27 1 0 . Jessica Jackson (SMU) 18:00.90 RICE 3 SMU 0 Oct. 28, 2004 — Moody Coliseum. Dallas Rice SMU 30 24 30 25 Final Stats Rice Kills Errors Attempts Attack Percentage Assists 62 17 127 .354 60 36 34 HILTON PLAZA/TYR RICE INVITATIONAL SMU 49 20 128 .227 46 Oct. 3031, 2004 - - Rice Pool 1. 2. 3. 4. TULSA c From page 12 Rice Nevada TCU Colorado State 547 522 460 424 rushing touchdown of its own. A 51-yard pass f r o m A r m s t r o n g to junior halfback T h o m a s Lott, who was seeing his first significant playing time of the season due to injury, set up Bailey's second score of the g a m e with 11:31 left. Rice p o o c h - k i c k e d all of its kickoffs in an attempt to neutralize Davis' play-making ability, but h e sprinted up from the goal line to field his second kickoff of t h e g a m e and return it for a touchdown to secure the win for Tulsa. "The one thing we were going to try to do is not let (Davis] make the big play, and we didn't succeed," Hatfield said. "It turned out to be the difference in the game." In addition to J u i s t ' s b r e a k through performance and the return of Lott, last year's leading rusher, Bailey ran 20 times for 117 yards, including two t o u c h d o w n s , and Armstrong passed for a season-high 139 yards and ran for 73 more. "I was pleased that Joel played well in his starting role," Hatfield said. "He threw t h e ball a lot m o r e effectively t h a n I have s e e n in practice, and I was really encouraged with that. I t h o u g h t we had as good a g a m e from Ed Bailey as we've ever had. He had about 63 y a r d s after contact." Bailey said he does not take solace in his individual performance. "[Winning] is really all that matters," Bailey said. "Anyone can go out there and rush for 300 yards, but if your team doesn't win, you're not going to be happy about it. We know we have some things that we need to get better on and things we need to work on. We've just got to take care of business next week." FRESNO From page 10 said." We've got history going for us t h e r e . . . . The record isn't where we want it to be, but we play hard every day out here." Despite struggling against Tulsa and Navy in the past two weeks, the Owl rushing offense still leads the nation, averaging 314.6 yards per game. Bailey and freshman quarterback Joel Armstrong, who made his first career start at quarterback last weekend in place of senior Greg Henderson, rank 27th and 34th in the country with 98.4 and 95 rushing yards per game, respectively. Bailey needs 311 yards, an average of about 104 yards per game, to record the fifth 1,000 yard rushing season in Rice history and the first since Michael Perry's 1,034 in 1997. Hatfield said his team hopes to reassert its rushing game against a defense that allows the third fewest rushing yards per game in the WAC. "We're really looking forward to it," Hatfield said. "Homecoming is a special time for any school [and] we'd like to be part of the celebration for all GMAC FINANCIAL SERVICES Rice people coming back. Homecoming is homecoming, and we're just preparing to try to represent them well against a good Fresno team." Homecoming will be the second to last home game for Barnes, who ranks second on the team with two interceptions. "It's sad leaving this behind," Barnes said. "I've made so many great friends here on the football team and on campus.... I just hope that we can come out here, this being the secondto-last home game and homecoming and have not just a good showing but a good win for everyone that turns out to support Rice University." Bailey said h o m e c o m i n g will also give Rice a chance to turn its season back around and finish on a positive note. "Right now I'm just trying to finish out the season," Bailey said. "I know we started out the season with real high expectations, and we've kind of fallen on those. We just want to bounce back. It's all about how you finish, it's not how you start." ANNUAL :V; ' - GMAC BOWL ,v< ; " < <* * THE TRADITION CONTINUES m W m * CONFERENCE am& - -- • £ . ! l i t vs, mI > i m LADD-PEEBLES STADIUM :S i | f | i | B B «' ' m m MOBILE. ALABAMA OMACBOWL.COM i -V';/""' If - « " - $ 2 0 0 4 SMAC. All Uleht* R t t t r v c d . CMAC I t a r * f i » t « r » d t t r v l c * mark »f the C e n t r a l Motor* Acceptance Corporation. •••• • > -S? # ; .'.. •! | It THE RICE THRESHER CALENDAR FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2004 Ask your mother! caleisjbaS FRIDAY What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt. Rice Cinema presents Candy Mountain tonight, tomorrow and Sunday at 8 p.m. General admission is $6, but students and senior citizens with an II) can purchase tickets for $5. Battle of the Bands KTRU presents "Rice Battle of the Bands" at the Lovett College Undergrounds at 9 p.m. Come watch six bands compete for prizes and a chance to open up for next semester's KTRU 2005 Outdoor Show! The battle is judged by a panel of Rice "celebrities" and the audience. Admission is free. A grasshopper walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?" Wiess College Salsa Night dances from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. in the Wiess Commons. The fiesta will feature Grupo Ka-Che. Lessons are also available at 9 p.m. SATURDAY Homecoming football game k $ The Rice football team faces Fresno State University at 2 p.m. in Rice Stadium. This is the homecoming game, so show your school spirit by attending! A doctor calls John one day and says, "John, listen, I have really, really bad news for you, and I have even worse news than that. Which one do you want to hear first" John says, "Well, what's the really, really bad news?" The doctor says, "You only have 24 hours to live." John says, "Holy shit! What could be worse than that?" The doctor replies, "We've been trying to reach you since yesterday." The Shepherd School of Music hosts cellist Dennis Parker and pianist Jennifer Hayghe of Louisiana State University at 3 p.m. in the Duncan Recital Hall in Alice Pratt Brown Hall. Admission is free. For more information, contact Tom Littman at (713) 348-4933. Rumor has it that there is an underground Desperanza Party. Lonely fellas, this could be for you. The famed fall formal Esperanza starts at 9:30 p.m. tonight. Free shuttles will be offered to the dance location from the Student Center. Tickets are $20 in advance and $30 at the door. You can purchase tickets through the Student Center or your College RPC Representative. Each ticket purchase comes with a free shot glass. Yay! SUNDAY Insults 103: What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? 15 for Iraq, Ronald Schlicher, at 8:15 a.m. as he presents a discussion entitled "Iraq — Where We Are and Where We're Going." The presentation is in the Dore Commons of Baker Hall, and breakfast will be provided. RSVP by sending an e-mail to bisf@rice.edu by Monday, Nov. 8, to guarantee breakfast. The Shepherd School Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Larry Rachleff, performs at 8 p.m. in Stude Concert Hall in Alice Pratt Brown Hall. Admission is free. For more information, contact Tom Littman at (713) 348-4933. MONDAY During his act, a magician takes a guy from the audience, hands him a sledgehammer and says, "I want you to hit me in the temple as hard as you can." The guy shrugs and says, "All right." The magician puts his head on a block of wood and gives the signal. The guy winds up and POW! knocks him right in the temple. Ten years later, the magician awakens from his coma in a hospital and yells, "TADAAAAA!" Students who failed to register last week and are planning to enroll for the Spring 2005 semester will be assessed a "Failure to Register" fee. Go cry. S.E.X. A Sexual Education Expose will be held in the Farnsworth Pavilion of the Student Center at 7 p.m. The event is sponsored by the Rice Women's Resource Center and will offer free food to all attendees. For more information, contact womenrc@rice.edu. A man goes into a bar with a piece of tarmac on his shoulder. The man asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "I'll have a pint. And one for the road." The Shepherd School Opera and members of the Shepherd School Chamber Orchestra present The Turn of the Screw at 7:30 p.m. in the Wortham Opera Theatre in Alice Pratt Brown Hall. Performances of the opera will also occur on Nov. 11,13 and 14 at 7:30 p.m. General admission is $10 and $8 for students and senior citizens. For tickets, call (713) 348-8000. Three cowboys are camping in the wilderness, and they decide to tell stories about how tough they are. The first cowboy says, "I once tamed a bull that had just killed four men!" The second cowboy says, "Thats nothing! I once had a nine-foot-long rattlesnake try to bite me in the face. I caught it, bit its head off, sucked out the venom and ate it raw." The third cowboy sat silently stirring the hot coals of the fire with his penis. Rice Cinema presents The Battle of Algiers tonight, tomorrow and Sunday at 8 p.m. General admission is $6, but students and senior citizens with an ID can purchase tickets for $5. WEDNESDAY HOW TO SUBMIT A hunchback comes home from work one day to see a wok on the table. He says to his wife, "Are we having Chinese food tonight?" She says. "No, I was just ironing your shirts." CALENDAR ITEMS The Rice men's basketball team will host Augustana College in an exhibition game at Autry Court. Tip-off is at 7:05 p.m., so get your seat early. TUESDAY FRIDAY Iraq Lecture Why can't the Amish go waterskiing? Because their horses might drown. The Baker Institute Sudent Forum hosts the Deputy Assistant Secretary of State as the Rice women's basketball team faces McNeese State University at 7 p.m. The game is at home in Autry Court, so get your butt over to the jungle! Deadline is Monday at 5 p.m. prior to Friday publication. Submission methods: Fax: (713) 348-5238 E-mail: thresher@rice.edu Campus Mail: Calendar Editor, Thresher. MS-524 Calendar submission forms are available on the Thresher office door. Submissions are printed on a space available basis. Come support your Lady Owls There's a better way to pay for school: IBC Student Loans. Get the money you need without the risk. At IBC, we can help you with everything from your first college loan to student loan consolidation p r o g r a m s - n o w with the lowest interest rates in 20 years! Consolidate your student loans today and IBC will lock in today's low interest rates for the duration of the loan. It's simple and easy with only one monthly statement, plus there is no penalty for early loan repayment. 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(713) 523-4400. u WILLY'S PUB Est. 1 9 7 5 H a p p e n i n g s a t t h e PUB for the week of 11/8/04 Monday 11/8 Hangin' Out w / Rugby & Lacrosse Tuesday 11/9 Weiss College Night* * <§> lopm Wednesday 11/10 Post-Cabinet Night Thursday 11/11 International Pub Night Co-sponsored w i t h Leadership Rice Pub night w i t h an International Flair Friday 11/12 Baker College Night* * <® lOpm * * Bring your RICE ID to get in! INTRODUCING NEW FINGER FOODS!!! 6 mini corn dogs or 5 jalapeno poppers for $l.7S add a coke and it is only $2.00 Willy's is YOUR place Come t o Willy's (713) 348-3974 MUSEUM DISTRICT. Biking distance to Rice. Thoughtfully renovated oneand two-apartments with hardwood floors and central air. A two-bedroom apartment at 1301 Richmond for $665, a large one-bedroom at 4200 Mt. Vernon for $625, a one-bedroom apartment at 1414 Castle Ct. for $610 and a one-bedroom apartment (with window unit air) at 4001 Greeley for $525. Please call Andover Apartments at (713) 524-3344. HEIGHTS DUPLEX one-bedroom plus extra room — 133 North St. $635 plus bills. Available Dec. 1 Owner/agent: (713) 526-1125. MONTROSE DUPLEX — large onebedroom kitchen remodeled and hardwood. $950 p* r month plus bills. Owner/agent. (713) 526-1125. HISTORIC HEIGHTS APARTMENTS one-bedroom starting at $475, jogging trail, gated courtyard, central air/heating, covered parking, W/D on-site, one-bedroom with study starting at $500. (713) 863-9496 or (713) 862-3721. MEDICAL CENTER gated condo, minutes from Rice University. Italian tile floor throughout, new A/C, on bus line, water, basic cable, 1 bed/1 bath 800 sq. ft.. $650. Please call for move-in special at (713) 870-6568. HELP WANTED INTERNET SOFTWARE company needs PHP key-person, graphics/ user-interface key-person. Ground floor to own part of company. Worldready app needs world-ready thinkers. (713) 854-0012. BARISTAS Soundwaves is looking for experienced baristas to launch the newest addition to Soundwaves-Montrose! Flex hours, competitive pay, 401K. Management experience a plus. Apply online at www.soundwaves.com. PUBLISHING COMPANY in Rice Village is looking for an assistant to work on a variety of tasks. Flexible schedule: 10 to 20 hours per week. For information, contact Michael Barlow at mi.barlow@auckland.ac. nz. RICE VILLAGE BOUTIQUE needs help on Tues. and Thurs. 10-6 and every other weekend Sat. 10 - 6, Sun. 1 - 5 . Please fax resumes to (713) 527-0859 or e-mail jobinfashion9@hotmail.com. You may bring your books to study. SEEKING FULLTIME aquatics professional with live years experience. Must be CPO+WSI and LGI certified. Full-time salary with benefits. Proficient computer skills required. E-mail resume to aquaticsjobs@jcchouston.org MONTESSORI SCHOOL near museum area needs substitutes and assistants. Child-care experience preferred. Ideal for students needing flexible schedules. Contact Karrie at (713) 520-0738. MISCELLANEOUS SPRING BREAK 2005. I i.iv. 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