14.
BROTHER AND SISTER
BOBBY
Hey Sis, are you having fun?
SISSY
Don’t talk to me.
BOBBY
But I need your help.
SISSY
I don’t want anyone to see you talking
to me.
Please?
BOBBY
SISSY
Alright, shoot!
Shoot?
BOBBY
SISSY
Tell me what you need...
BOBBY
Ok, I need your opinion.
She's getting frustrated with him.
SISSY
Like I said--- SHOOT!
BOBBY
How does my butt look in these jeans?
He turns and shows his butt to SISSY.
She is not amused.
BOBBY (CONT'D)
Should I wear my shirt out or in?
(He starts dancing)
SISSY
EEEEWWWW! I’m not going to look at
your butt!
BOBBY
But you promised! Samantha is here
and I want her to like me! You have
to help me!
15.
SISSY
Samantha doesn’t like you...wear
your shirt out...like this (arranges
shirt)
BOBBY
Cool! Samantha here I come...
SISSY
Dreamer! Get real, Bobby! Samantha
would not spit on you if you were on
fire! She'll never look at you.
You are pathetic!
BOBBY
But she smiled at me when she came
in. And when I went to get another
slice of pizza I bumped into her I
said "excuse me", and she said, "no
problem".
SISSY
She needs glasses...she likes Tommy,
the soccer team captain.
BOBBY
But she’s smiling at me now...(He
starts dancing wildly to show off)
SISSY
Surprise, surprise, she is looking
over here. And she's laughing!
BOBBY
She likes me I know she does...
SISSY
Well, go talk to her....
BOBBY
Do you think I should?
SISSY
Sure, she's still laughing and
pointing...
BOBBY
What's she looking at.
SISSY
Go talk to her, dummy, she's cute
and she's laughing. That's a good
sign.
16.
BOBBY
OK, here I go...how's my shirt now?
SISSY
Looks great, go get 'er tiger!
BOBBY
Something's not right, I don't trust
you.
SISSY
No go, go on, she'll like you, I
know she will!
Bobby looks around and sees that SAMANTHA is watching the
Television behind him...she's laughing and pointing. It's
some dumb reality show with craziness going on...
BOBBY
Wait a minute, she's looking at the
TV! That's dumb...and there's Tommy
now. I have stupid luck.
SISSY
It's not your luck that's stupid,
dummy!
BOBBY
There she goes...out the door with
Tommy...(almost crying!)
SISSY
We have to go too...Wait here for a
minute, then come out. I don't want
anyone to see me with my nerdy
brother.
BOBBY
I love you too, SIS!
CUT!