The Mafia Gazette 05th Mar Issue 77
Started by: Mother on: Mar 05, '03 16:01
JACK THE RIPPER STRIKES AGAIN
A letter was received at the Gazette offices in the early hours of Tuesday morning from the person calling himself Jack the Ripper. In
it he stated that during the outbreak of tONYBitis that hit our community, he was at work, and brutally murdered a crew leader. This
is as yet unconfirmed, as there is no record of a crew boss dying during the outbreak. If anyone has information on this, can they
please contact the newspaper or the local police station?
The letter that arrived by e-mail also contained several threats against crew bosses and particularly against the Gazette after it reported
the finding of his cache of bodies. The letter was written in red ink and reads as follows:
Dear Boss
I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about
being on the right track. I am down on crew bosses and I shan’t quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I
got the boss in the middle of the tONYBitis outbreak. How can they catch me now. I may even have one of you what writes about me
too, since you found where I hides them. I love my work and want to do it again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little
games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I can’t
use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next job I do I shall clip the lady’s ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly
wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to
work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck.
Yours truly
Jack the Ripper
The Gazette team and the Police are working in conjunction to try and catch this killer before he kills another innocent victim, or
worse, another crew boss, if he has already killed one. The public are also asked to keep a special eye out for this person and to report
any suspicious characters to Mother at the Gazette offices. If this killer is to be found, information will be needed to enable the police
to catch him.
Several people claiming to be Jack the Ripper have walked openly in our streets, wearing their claim like a name badge, perhaps to
gain some fame or notoriety, or purely to look like seasoned killers. People carrying this name have not lived for very long, so it is
strongly suggested that no one copycats the killer.
The killings he has done will not have any witnesses, as he claims he has found a way to completely hide his crimes from the whole of
society. The Administration have ascertained that they do not have any paperwork pertaining to the crew boss death during the
tONYBitis outbreak, and unless it is proved that he did not kill the crewleader, as he claimed, we can only presume that he has found
a way to hide from even the most searching eyes. This makes him far more dangerous and even more difficult to spot.
We would like to appeal to the public for help in apprehending this person. Any information on this case, please report it to Mother at
the newspaper office. The sooner this assailant is caught, the sooner we can all sleep a little bit sounder in our beds.
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RUN, RUN YOU IDIOTS
By jgkony
The message is clear Judgement day is coming to all who dirty our beloved street. Yesterday afternoon a group led by the esteemed
_Justino_ released a prepared statement to the press outlining what they see as the steps necessary to ensure the preservation of the
street. The group, which was won widespread support, calls for the main littering offenders to be disposed of as a public service.
Amongst those to applaud the ideals of the group was the Gazettes very own Mother, who can often be seen out in the street, brush in
hand sweeping away, losing valuable writing time.
I was lucky as Justino took time out of his busy cleaning schedule to talk to me about this group. At the moment the group is
composed of a core of roughly ten members of varying ranks and abilities with seemingly no hierarchy, with Justino acting as a
spokesperson. Justino declined to release the names of anyone in the group to protect their security and to ensure against retaliation.
Justino also made sure to stress that this was a war only against a certain type of individual “Well, its main purpose is to send a
message, that being stupid will not be tolerated”, “it's meant to return the respect, and do that by showing how serious people are
about keeping the streets clean”.
To help newbies Justino and the group have issued a set of guidelines in the form of posters, which have been distributed throughout
the street and can be found at the following address
http://www.mafia.org/comm/streetshow.php?ID=214623
Justino was also kind enough to give us the name of what is believed to be the first victim of the revolution. Little known gangster
AL_Neri was seen out in the streets yesterday afternoon acting erratically. Many at first believed him to be drunk or just a little bit
crazy with all the killing of late. Things soon took a turn for the worse as a condition similar to tourettes syndrome cut in, many heard
him shouting random words and drooling like a rabid dog. A doctor who wished to remain anonymous diagnosed the condition as RSI
or RomperStomperItis, named after the person who first showed signs of this contagious disorder. Our medical friend also suggested
that any person who believes they may be showing the warning signs of the condition should consult DR FAQ ASAP.
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PRODUCT/ORGANISATION PROMOTION AND ENDORSEMENT
Please note, neither the Gazette, the writers nor Mother have given their consent to have any product or organisation within the
community permission to claim endorsement unless specifically stated by Mother herself in the product or organisation’s thread.
On two separate occasions, one organisation and one newsletter production have claimed the endorsement of Mother. Neither of these
people had permission to use Mother’s name in order to further their product. In one instance, it was claimed that Mother had lied to
someone, which in itself was a blatant untruth told, either intentionally or unintentionally to libel the name of the Editor in Chief of
the Gazette. This will not be tolerated under any circumstances.
The second instance was a newsletter claiming to have the backing of the Mafia Gazette, where no such backing exists. The Gazette
does not sponsor any other newsletter or newspaper within the community. When questioned about the upcoming newsletter by the
author, Wraith, Mother’s only comment was that it would be hard work. This does not give the author the right to claim sponsorship
of the Gazette.
The Gazette in no way wishes to dissuade other newspapers or newsletters from bringing the news into the community, but it will not
sponsor, promote or advertise any of these newspapers or newsletters within its pages.
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INTERVIEW CORNER
By: Steve_O
I open my jacket Pocket and take out my wallet. My last $100 I hand it over to the Bouncer at the door of the Casino. I walk over to
the table The Gambler is sitting on. As I turn on my Tape Recorder The Gambler look’s around and call’s me over. I sit down next to
him I feal uncomftable doing an interview here the people around the table are eyeing me like a Hawk. The Gambler walks towards
the door I follow. We step onto the cold streets of Las Vegas. It’s just gone Midnight and the interview still hasn’t started. So The
Gambler said smiling what did you want to talk about. I took the notebook out of my pocket where I had scribbled down the
question’s on the plane over here. Inoticed In big letters I had wrote Protector this was a subjct on y mind since the crew leader was
being accused of random wackings and trying to kill crew leader’s to get to the top. I cleared my throat and said Gambler as you know
there have been a lot of Wacking’s happening at the moment and one the biggest names accused was Protector it was all over the
Street what do you think on this.
The Gambler locked schocked even stunned he then just burst out. I think the accusations are ridiculous. I was previously a member
of Protectors crew and can tell you first hand that he is a good man and great leader, I'm certain he had nothing to do with these
wackings.
I could tell that The Gambler thought highly of Protetcor so I thought it was best to steer away from the subject.
As we walked down the streets of Las Vegas There was a jail break going on. Which made me think. I lit a Cigar and took along drag.
Then something popped into my head which I had not wrote down. Gambler Did you find it hard work getting up to Crew Leader in
these time’s random of wacking’s not many people these day’s make it to Goomba let alone Earner. Was It hard work.
The Gambler stopped walking for a miniute he looked as if he was thinking hard about this question. He then looked into my eyes and
replied. I did find it hard climbing the ranks, but it's like everything, if you put your heart into it you'll eventually get there!
I don't think I had any real strategy to survive the random wackings, I guess I was just lucky enough to always escape unharmed
I then had one last question in mind there was a famous Crew Leader walking across the Street and this gave me the idea for my
second question. Gambler What do you think of your fellow Crew Leaders.
He smiled and looked into the sky. I've found in my short time as a crew leader, that all my fellow leaders have treated me with
respect, and I equally have to admire how they have climbed to this level and are all doing a great job with the day to day running of
their crews.
I looked down at my Watch and saw it was 2 in the morning. I said my goodbye’s to Gambler and jumped onto the bus as I sat in the
Back Row I turned around and watched The Gambler Disaper into another Casino.
Story By Steve_O
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THE SMILE SHOP
The Darker Side of Hallmark
I wish these really existed- what you won’t find in a greetings card:
1. My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tyre,
I noticed your cat!
Sorry!
2. Looking back over the years we have been together, I can’t help but wonder…. What the hell was I thinking?
3. Congratulations on your Wedding Day! Too bad no one likes your husband
4. How could two people as beautiful as you… Have such an ugly baby?
5. I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love…. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind
6. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… I never believed in Hell till I met you
7. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…. That you’re not here to ruin it for me
8. Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go…. Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You’ll probably need it
again
9. Someday I hope to get married…… But not to you.
10. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….. Almost lifelike!
11. When we were together, you always said you would die for me. Now that we have broken up, I think it is time you kept your
promise.
12. we have been friends for a very long time…. What say we stop?
13. I’m so miserable without you…. It’s almost like you’re here
14. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! … Did you ever find out who the father was?
15. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday….. so we are having you put to sleep.
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BACK IN TIME
I found this and wanted to share it....
Go back in time............
a.. Before the Internet or the Apple Mac... g
b.. Before semi-automatics, joyrides and crack....
c.. Before Sony, SEGA or Super Nintendo...
Way back........
a.. I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.
b.. The corner shop
c.. Hopscotch.
d.. Butterscotch.
e.. Skipping.
f.. Handstands.
g.. Football with a stone, an old Coke can or a football in desperate
need of pumping up
h.. Jumpers for goalposts
i.. Swapping bikes
j.. Fingerbobs.
k.. Beano, Dandy, Buster and Twinkle (and Jackie)
l.. Roly Poly.
m.. Hula Hoops
n.. Jumping the stream, building dams.
o.. The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.
p.. Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
q.. An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune
r.. Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan or perhaps a screwball with the bubblegum at the bottom or a Tonibell
with raspberry sauce and a Flake
s.. When curly wurly's were as long as your arm and wagon wheels as big as your face
Remember . . .
a.. Watching Saturday morning cartoons....short commercials,
b.. The Double Deckers, Road Runner, He-Man
c.. Tiswas or Swapshop?, Banana Splits and Why Don't You? - or staying up for Doctor Who after Saturday tea
d.. When around the corner seemed far away and going into town seemed like going somewhere.
e.. Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings.
f.. Sticky fingers.
g.. Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.
h.. Climbing trees.
i.. Building igloos out of snow banks.
j.. Walking to school, no matter what the weather.
k.. Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your
stomach hurt.
l.. Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.
m.. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for
giggles.
n.. Being tired from playing....remember that?
o.. When the second worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team
p.. And the worst was having the opposing captains argue about who had you last time
q.. Swapsies.
r.. When water balloons were the ultimate weapon
s.. Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
t.. Choppers and Grifters
I'm not finished just yet.....
Remember....
a.. Eating raw jelly.
b.. Mr Freeze ice pops.
c.. There were only three types of trainers - girls, boys, and Dunlop
Green Flash - and the only time you wore them at school was for P.E.
d.. You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents.
e.. It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
a.. You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve.
b.. When nobody owned a pure-breed dog.
c.. When you still saw the occassional bit of white dog-crap
d.. When 25p was decent pocket money and a 10p mixture would buy more than two sweets
e.. When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a shiny penny.
f.. When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there.
g.. How it was "magic" when dad would "remove" his thumb.
h.. When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner
at a real restaurant with your parents.
i.. When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to
carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
Remember when....
a.. Decisions were made by going "Ip Dip Dog **** "
b.. "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
c.. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly
d.. 48k seemed like an enormous amount of computer memory
e.. The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.
f.. And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to someone of
the opposite sex. All day.
g.. It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an Olympic
event.
h.. Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult.
i.. Nobody was prettier than Mum.
j.. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
k.. Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.
l.. Ice cream was considered a basic food group
m.. Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true
n.. It used to snow
o.. Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest
protectors
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED
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THE HISTORY FILE
We delve once more into the archives of the Mafia Gazette to bring you another article from the past. If anyone has any requests for
articles from the past that they would like to see reprinted, mobmail Mother with your request.
Today’s article, reprinted by special request, comes from :
The Mafia Gazzette 14th Nov Issue 28
Started by: Tallulah- on: Nov 14, '02 09:05
COMMISSION MEMBER KILLS NEW BOSS
Arguments have broken out in the streets today concerning Mr Tripod’s killing of Mr Loco. Mr Tripod, one of the city
commissioners, himself proclaimed the killing in the streets shortly after the deed was done.
Mr Tripod’s reason for killing was the fact that Mr Loco was setting up a crew in the city that Mr Tripod is a peace commissioner for.
Mr Tripod apparently messaged Mr Loco twice before killing him as he emerged from his new Headquarters. Mr Loco’s son has
publicly argued that it was an unjust killing on Mr Tripod’s part as he says his deceased father did not receive any notes from Mr
Tripod that he was aware of.
Mr Loco had not long set up his new headquarters when the killing happened. Some people are arguing that Mr Loco was not given
enough time to respond to Mr Tripod’s missives before he was killed out of hand by someone who is supposed to promote peace and
discussions rather than dealing out instant death. Others have supported Mr Tripod’s actions, saying he was within his rights to
remove someone without having to ask for an explanation.
Once again the commission has been dragged into a situation which is making people start to wonder if the commission is really about
peace or if it is only about power. If it is the latter, then all pretences of peace must be dropped and the powerplay revealed. If
however the commission still supports peace, what will the views of the other commissioners be on todays actions by one of it’s
members?
The commission must also have it’s attention drawn to the wide issue of the killing of unsponsored people. It has come to the
attention of a few that there seems to be one or two bosses and their crews who are not falling in line with the aims that the
commission has publicly declared. It would appear that to certain crews and bosses, the killing of unsponsored people is not so
unsavoury as the general mood on the street would imply. It looks more like they relish in the fact that they are wiping unsponsored
people off the streets without giving them a chance to prove themselves as useful, talented or worthwhile members of our community.
People must start asking questions of their commission. What is it really there for? Is enough being done to promote the peace that
they are supposedly there to bring about? Nothing has been seen to be done publicly by the commission since it’s inaugural meeting
nearly two weeks ago. It would be perfectly within anyones rights as a citizen of this community to demand that the commission
either publicly show that it has been working for you, the people on the streets, or to admit that they have been inactive. Either way,
the people of the 5 cities have a right to know what they are getting, rather than just being informed of the power that the
commissioners are wielding.
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Please forward your answers to Digger
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WHO TO CONTACT AT THE NEWSPAPER
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newspaper, so here is a handy guide to whom people are and what to send where.
OWNER: tONYB, silent partner. Please do not mobmail him for anything regarding the newspaper.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: Mother, Please send any application pieces, submissions or subscription requests to me. I also want your
favourite recipes, letters about anything and everything that you want to share with your favourite Mafiosi. I am also the point of
contact for any serious problems with any of my writers, or anything else that you can’t find a specific writer for.
DEPUTY EDITOR IN CHIEF: JoSmooth, Currently working on the different factions within our community. Please send any info on
this to him.
CREW CORRESPONDENT: ANGELOFDEATH will be bringing you all the news from the families and keeping everyone informed
of the good, the bad, and sometimes the sad news from our families.
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ENTERTAINMENTS COLUMNIST: Kittie_Capone. Each week we will endeavour to bring you all the entertainments news from
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QUIZ EDITOR: Digger. Please mail all your quiz answers directly to him. He will also be setting the questions, so any suggestions
for questions, please send them to him as well.
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DEATHS
Editor: MKM
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My family moved from Miami to Chicago just two days before the V-Massacre. They was good honest, hard workin gansters who
never disrespected no-one. They never wacked without a reason and busted people outta the joint just for the hell of it. They lent
money to the less fortunite and bought many a round at McLains bar. But now I am the last one of the Spoons and Shoes familys. I
now wish to pay my respects to those men.
RIP Johnny_two_shoes who died in the Massacre.
RIP Pedro_two_shoes who was also taken on that sad day. Unfortunitly he had a less dignifed demise. He choked to death on his
mistress's tounge.
RIP Pedro_six_spoons who was wacked in his sleep just two days later.
RIP Spoons who was taken by the administration on charges of Dupedom.
RIP Johnny_two_shoes(jr) who was gunned down by the admin for attempting to free Spoons with Leroy_brown. In the commotion
Spoons got free but died in a freak toilet seat accident minutes later. I believe he would be proud to have left the world on the john
just like Elvis.
RIP Leroy_brown who while on the run from the Admin choked to death on your sisters thong in a seeding motel in LA.
Well the family money was seazed by The Administration due to the 'Alleged' duping. So I was left with a choice, to go down the
road of my pappy and kin and most likely wind up dead just when it was getting fun....or to quit the mob and go into politics, its pretty
much the same thing really. I might come back to the family business when things improve, when theres a better calibre of gangster.
I'm just not sure the people get the whole 'organized' crime thing right now. I wish you all a long and prosperous career.
From Bobby_spoons
My loved one and I are strolling along, each of us taking a much needed break from our hectic lives. We stop in at the local bakery.
He was craving a bismark with chocolate glaze and I was craving a chocolate on chocolate donut. We each got our much needed
coffee as well and headed across the street to stroll in the park.
Walking the winding paths, we are in our own little world. From behind a tree jumped a man wearing dark clothing and a face mask.
He whips out an uzi and starts to spray us with bullets. Dannik, my loved one, steps in front of me while shoving me to the ground. He
gets riddled with bullets, his lifeless body falling on top me, protecting me from the shooter. The shooter turns tail and runs away.
Screaming, tears running down my face, I get up in a daze. Kissing him one final time on the lips
Rest In Peace Dannik
From SteelDawn
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