Cockney Rhyming Slang: ENGLISH to SLANG
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Cockney Rhyming Slang: ENGLISH to SLANG A AIDS .................................... Ace Of Spades All-Dayer (Drinking Session) ............ Leo Sayer Alone ................................... Jack Jones Alone ................................... Pat Malone Alone ................................... Todd Sloane Arm ..................................... Chalk Farm Army .................................... Daft And Barmy Army .................................... Kate Karney Arse .................................... Aris Arse .................................... Bottle And Glass Arse .................................... Khyber Pass Arsehole ................................ Elephant And Castle Aunt .................................... Mrs. Chant B Baby .................................... Basin Of Gravy Back .................................... Cilla Black Back .................................... Hammer And Tack Back .................................... Jumping Jack Bad ..................................... Shepherd's Plaid Bad ..................................... Sorry And Sad Balls (Testicles) ....................... Cobblers Awls Balls (Testicles) ....................... Niagara Falls Balls (Testicles) ....................... Orchestra Stalls Balti ................................... Basil Fawlty Banana .................................. Gertie Gitana Bank .................................... Cab Rank Bank .................................... Iron Tank Bank .................................... J. Arthur Rank Bank .................................... Tin Tank Bar (Pub) ............................... Jack Tar Bar (Pub) ............................... Near And Far Barrow .................................. Bow And Arrow Barrow .................................. Cock Sparrow Bass .................................... Beggar Boy's Ass Battery ................................. Tony Slattery Beak .................................... Bubble And Squeak Beard ................................... Strange And Weird Bed ..................................... Skein Of Thread Bed ..................................... Uncle Ted Beef .................................... Stop Thief Beer .................................... Pig's Ear Beers ................................... Britney Spears Beginner ................................ Lilley And Skinner Believe ................................. Adam And Eve Believe ................................. Christmas Eve Belly ................................... Auntie Nellie Belly ................................... Derby Kelly Bent (Criminal) ......................... Stoke On Trent Best .................................... Mae West Bet ..................................... House To Let Bigot ................................... Lester Piggot Big 'Un (Big One) ....................... Barry McGuigan Bike .................................... Clever Mike Bill (Statement) ........................ Beechams Pill Bill (Statement) ........................ Jack And Jill Bird .................................... Richard The Third Bitch ................................... Miss Fitch Bitter (Beer) ........................... Apple Fritter Bitter (Beer) ........................... Laugh And Titter Blazer .................................. Razor Bloke ................................... Heap Of Coke Blotto .................................. Santa's Grotto Boat .................................... Nanny Goat Bob (Shilling) .......................... Touch Me On The Knob Boil .................................... Can Of Oil Boil .................................... Conan Doyle Bollocks ................................ Fun And Frolics Bollocks ................................ Jackson Pollocks Bollocks ................................ Tommy Rollocks Bomb .................................... Derry And Tom Bonkers (Mad) ........................... Marbles And Conkers Book .................................... Captain Cook Book .................................... Captain Hook Book .................................... Fish Hook Book .................................... Jackdaw And Rook Book .................................... Joe Hook Bookies (Bookmakers) .................... Cream Cookies Boots ................................... Daisy Roots Booze (Alcohol) ......................... River Ouse Boozer (Bar) ............................ Battle Cruiser Boozer (Heavy Drinker) .................. All Time Loser Boss .................................... Pitch And Toss Bottle .................................. Aristotle Bowler .................................. Bottle Of Cola Box ..................................... Charles Fox Box ..................................... Darky Cox Box ..................................... James Fox Box ..................................... Nervo And Knox Boy ..................................... Rob Roy Boy ..................................... San Toy Bra ..................................... Master McGrath Braces .................................. Airs And Graces Braces .................................. Ascot Races Brains .................................. Down The Drains Brandy .................................. Fine And Dandy Brandy .................................. Jack The Dandy Bread ................................... Uncle Fred Breath .................................. King Death Breeches ................................ Rank And Riches Broke (Financially Ruined) .............. Coals And Coke Broke (Financially Ruined) .............. Hearts Of Oak Brokers ................................. Engineers And Stokers Brother ................................. One And The Other Bucket .................................. Mrs. Duckett Bum (Arse) .............................. Fife And Drum Bum (Arse) .............................. Kingdom Come Bum (Arse) .............................. Queen Mum Bunk .................................... Pineapple Chunk Butter .................................. Johnnie Rutter Butter .................................. Mutter And Stutter Butter .................................. Pull Down The Shutter Butter .................................. Stammer And Stutter C Cab (Taxi) .............................. Flounder And Dab Cab (Taxi) .............................. Sherbet Dab Cadge (Borrow) .......................... Coat And Badge Cab (Taxi) .............................. Andy McNab Cake .................................... Sexton Blake Can (Prison or Wall Safe) ............... Peter Pan Candle .................................. Harry Randall Candle .................................. Saucepan Handle Car ..................................... Jam Jar Car (Esp. Flash One) .................... Danny Marr Card .................................... Bladder Of Lard Carling (Beer) .......................... Roger Starling Cash .................................... Arthur Ashe Cash .................................... Bangers And Mash Cash .................................... Oscar Asche Cash .................................... Sausage And Mash Cat ..................................... Brown Hat Cat ..................................... This And That Cell (Prison) ........................... Flowery Dell Chair ................................... Lion's Lair Chalk ................................... Duke Of York Chancer ................................. Bengal Lancer Chapel .................................. Pineapple Charlie (Cocaine) ....................... Gianluca Vialli Chat .................................... Chew The Fat Chat .................................... Top Hat Cheek ................................... Once A Week Cheese .................................. Bended Knees Cheese .................................. John Cleese Cheese .................................. Stand At Ease Cheque .................................. Goose's Neck Cheque .................................. Gregory Peck Cheque .................................. Nervous Wreck Chin .................................... Harry Lin Chink (Chinese Person) .................. Rink-A-Dink Church .................................. Left In The Lurch Cider ................................... Winona Ryder Cigar ................................... La-Di-Da Class ................................... Bottle And Glass Clock ................................... Dickory Dock Clock ................................... Tick-Tock Club .................................... Rub-A-Dub Clue .................................... Danny La Rue Clue .................................... Pot Of Glue Clue .................................... Scooby Doo Coach ................................... Cockroach Coat .................................... All Afloat Coat .................................... Billy Goat Coat .................................... Nanny Goat Coat .................................... Quaker Oat Coat .................................... Weasel And Stoat Cock (Penis) ............................ Brighton Rock Cock (Penis) ............................ Stick Of Rock Coffee .................................. Sticky Toffee Cold .................................... Cheltenham Bold Cold .................................... Potatoes In The Mould (Taters) Collar .................................. Holloa Boys Holloa Cook .................................... Babbling Brook Cop (Police) ............................ John Hop Copper (Police) ......................... Bottle And Stopper Copper (Police) ......................... Grasshopper Cork .................................... Duke Of York Corner .................................. Johnny Horner Crabs ................................... Dribs And Drabs Crap .................................... Horse And Trap Crap .................................... Pony And Trap Crap .................................... Von Trappe Crash ................................... Sausage And Mash Crime ................................... Lemon And Lime Cripple ................................. Raspberry Ripple Crook (Criminal) ........................ Babbling Brook Crook (Criminal) ........................ Joe Rook Crown ................................... Lousy Brown Crust ................................... You Must Cry ..................................... Pipe Your Eye Cunt .................................... Back And Front Cunt .................................... Berkshire Hunt (Berk) Cunt .................................... Sir Anthony Blunt Cupboard ................................ Mother Hubbard Curry ................................... Ruby Murray Curtains ................................ Richard Burtons D Daft .................................... Fore And Aft Dance ................................... Kick And Prance Darling ................................. Briney Marlin Daughter ................................ Bottle Of Porter Daughter ................................ Bricks And Mortar Dead .................................... Brown Bread Deaf .................................... Mutt And Jeff Dice .................................... Rats And Mice Diet .................................... Brixton Riot Dinner .................................. Jim Skinner Dinner .................................. John Skinner Dinner .................................. Lilley And Skinner Dirty ................................... Two-Thirty Do So ................................... Robinson Crusoe Dog ..................................... Cherry Hog Dole .................................... Rock And Roll Dollar (Five Shillings) ................. Oxford Scholar Door .................................... Henry Moore Door .................................... Rory O'Moore Dose .................................... Half A Gross Dozen ................................... Country Cousin Draft ................................... George Raft Draught ................................. George Raft Drawers (Pair Of) ....................... Early Doors Drink ................................... Tiddlywink Drink ................................... Tumble Down The Sink Dripping ................................ Doctor Crippen Drunk (Inebriated) ...................... Elephant's Trunk Dump (Excrete) .......................... Donald Trump Dump (Excrete) .......................... Forest Gump Dyke (Lesbian) .......................... Raleigh Bike E Earner .................................. Tina Turner Ears .................................... King Lears Ears .................................... Sighs And Tears Easy .................................... Bright And Breezy Easy .................................... Ham And Cheesy Easy .................................... Lemon Squeezy Egg ..................................... Borrow And Beg Egg ..................................... Clothes Peg Egg ..................................... Scotch Peg Eight ................................... Harry Tate Engineer ................................ Ginger Beer Evens (Fifty-Fifty Bet) ................. Major Stevens Eyes .................................... Mince Pies F Face .................................... Chevy Chase Face .................................... Boat Race Faces ................................... Airs And Graces Facts ................................... Brass Tacks Fag (Cigarette) ......................... Harry Wragg Fag (Cigarette) ......................... Oily Rag Fair Enough ............................. Hairy Muff Fake .................................... Sexton Blake Fanny ................................... Jack And Danny Fare .................................... Grey Mare Fart .................................... Horse And Cart Fart .................................... Jam Tart Fart (Blowing Raspberries) .............. Raspberry Tart Fax ..................................... Nails And Tacks Feet .................................... Plates Of Meat Fever ................................... Robinson And Cleaver Fiddle .................................. Hey Diddle Diddle Fight ................................... Read And Write Fighter ................................. Typewriter Filth (Police) .......................... Uncle Wilf Fine .................................... Calvin Klein Fingers ................................. Longers And Lingers Fire .................................... Anna Maria Fire .................................... Ave Maria Fire .................................... Jeremiah Fire .................................... Obadiah Fish .................................... Lillian Gish Fist .................................... Oliver Twist Five .................................... Jack's Alive Fiver (Five Pound Note) ................. Deep Sea Diver Fiver (Five Pound Note) ................. Lady Godiva Flares (Wide Trousers) .................. Lionel Blairs Flash ................................... Harry Dash Flash ................................... Pie And Mash Flea .................................... Jenny Lee Flies ................................... Morecambe And Wise Floor ................................... Rory O'Moore Flowers ................................. April Showers Flowers ................................. Early Hours Flying Squad (Police) ................... Sweeny Todd Fob (Watch) ............................. Kettle On The Hob Food .................................... In The Nude Football Pools .......................... April Fools Fork .................................... Roast Pork Four .................................... Door To Door Frock ................................... Almond Rock Fuck .................................... Aylesbury Duck Fuck .................................... Cattle Truck Fuck .................................... Friar Tuck Fuck .................................... Goose And Duck Fucker .................................. Feather Plucker Haddock ................................. Fanny Craddock Haemorrhoids ............................ Emma Freuds Hair .................................... Barnet Fair Hair .................................... Bonney Fair Half (A Pint) ........................... Baby Giraffe Half (Fifty Pence) ...................... Cow's Calf Hand .................................... Brass Band Hand .................................... German Band Hand .................................... Ivory Band Hand .................................... St. Martins-Le-Grand Handy ................................... Sugar Candy Hanky (Handkerchief) .................... Widow Twanky Hat ..................................... Tit For Tat (Titfer) Head .................................... Crust Of Bread Head .................................... Loaf Of Bread Head .................................... Lump Of Lead Head .................................... Uncle Ned Heart ................................... Horse And Cart Heart ................................... Jam Tart Heart ................................... Raspberry Tart Hell .................................... Ding Dong Bell Hide .................................... Duck And Dive Hill .................................... Jack And Jill Hill .................................... Rhubarb Pill Home .................................... Gates Of Rome Home .................................... Pope In Rome Hooker .................................. One Time Looker Horn (Erection) ......................... Flake Of Corn Horn (Erection) ......................... Popcorn Horse ................................... Bottle Of Sauce Hot ..................................... Peas In The Pot House ................................... Cat And Mouse House ................................... Mickey Mouse House ................................... Rat And Mouse G Ice ..................................... White Mice Garage .................................. Steve Claridge Gargle (Drink) .......................... Arthur Scargill Gay (Homosexual) ........................ Doris Day Geezer .................................. Bacardi Breezer Geezer .................................. Fridge Freezer Geezer .................................. Ice-Cream Freezer Geezer .................................. Lemon Squeezer Gin ..................................... Mother's Ruin Gin ..................................... Needle And Pin Gin ..................................... Vera Lynn Girl .................................... Mother Of Pearl Girl .................................... Ocean Pearl Girl .................................... Twist And Twirl Giro .................................... Nightboat To Cairo Glass ................................... Hackney Marsh Glass ................................... Khyber Pass Gloves .................................. Turtle Doves Go ...................................... Scapa Flow Good .................................... Robin Hood Gout .................................... In And Out Gout .................................... Salmon Trout Grass ................................... Ernie Marsh Gravy ................................... Army And Navy Greek ................................... Bubble And Squeak Ground .................................. Penny-A-Pound Guts .................................... Newington Butts Gutter .................................. Bread And Butter Gym ..................................... Fat Boy Slim J H I Jail .................................... Bucket And Pail Jaw ..................................... Jackdaw Jeans ................................... Dixie Deans Jeans ................................... Harpers And Queens Jew ..................................... Five To Two Jew ..................................... Four By Two Jewellery ............................... Tomfoolery Jock (Scotsman) ......................... Sweaty Sock Johnny (Condom) ......................... Reggie And Ronnie Joke .................................... Bushey Park Judge ................................... Barnaby Rudge Judge ................................... Chocolate Fudge Judge ................................... Inky Smudge K Keek .................................... Mozambique Key ..................................... Jenny Lee Keys .................................... Dancing Fleas Kid (Child) ............................. Dustbin Lid Kid (Child) ............................. God Forbid Kid (Child) ............................. Saucepan Lid Kid (Child) ............................. Teapot Lid Kip (Sleep) ............................. Feather And Flip Kipper .................................. Jack The Ripper Kiss .................................... Hit And Miss Knackered (Tired) ....................... Cream Cracker-ed Knees ................................... Biscuits And Cheese Knickers ................................ Alan Whickers Knife ................................... Drum And Fife Knife And Fork .......................... Drummond And Roce L Labour .................................. Beggar-My-Neighbour Lager ................................... Forsyte Saga Lark .................................... Bushey Park Lark .................................... Noah's Ark Later ................................... Alligator Later ................................... Baked Potato Later ................................... Christian Slater Lather .................................. How's Your Father Laugh ................................... Tin Bath Laugh ................................... Turkish Bath Legs .................................... Bacon And Eggs Legs .................................... Ham And Eggs Legs .................................... Mystic Megs Legs .................................... Nutmegs Legs .................................... Scotch Pegs Liar .................................... Dunlop Tyre Liar .................................... Holy Friar Lies .................................... Pork Pies Light ................................... Isle Of Wight Light (Ale) ............................. Day And Night Liver ................................... Cheerful Giver Lodger .................................. Artful Dodger Look .................................... Butcher's Hook Lost .................................... Kate Moss-ed Luck .................................... Donald Duck Lunch ................................... Kidney Punch N Nail .................................... Monkey's Tail Nark .................................... Grass In The Park Nark .................................... Noah's Ark Navy .................................... Soup And Gravy Neck .................................... Bushel And Peck Neck .................................... Gregory Peck Nerves .................................. West Ham Reserves Newspaper ............................... Linen Draper Nice .................................... Chicken And Rice Nick (Prison) ........................... Shovel And Pick Nip ..................................... Micro Chip Nipple .................................. Raspberry Ripple Noise ................................... Box Of Toys Nose .................................... I Suppose Nose .................................... Irish Rose Nose .................................... Ruby Rose Nun ..................................... Current Bun Nun ..................................... Hot Cross Bun O Off ..................................... Frank Bough Old Man (Husband) ....................... Frying Pan Organ ................................... Molly O'Morgan Out Of Jail ............................. Whale And Gale Out Of Order ............................ Allan Border Overcoat ................................ I'm Afloat Own (Alone) ............................. Jack Jones Own (Alone) ............................. Pat Malone Own (Alone) ............................. Todd Sloane M P Mad ..................................... Mum And Dad Magistrate .............................. Garden Gate Man ..................................... Pot And Pan Marker (Pen) ............................ Ronnie Barker Married ................................. Cash And Carry-ed Match ................................... Itch And Scratch Matches ................................. Cuts And Scratches Mate (Friend) ........................... China Plate Mate (Friend) ........................... Garden Gate Meeting ................................. Buster Keaton Melons (Breasts) ........................ Mary Ellens Memory .................................. Dick Emery Mental .................................. Radio Rental Menu .................................... Me And You Mercy ................................... Piccadilly Percy Milk .................................... Acker Bilk Minge ................................... Edinburgh Fringe Minute .................................. Cock Linnet Miss .................................... Cuddle And Kiss Missus .................................. Cheese And Kisses Missus .................................. Love And Kisses Missus .................................. Plates And Dishes Money ................................... Bees And Honey Money ................................... Bread And Honey Money ................................... Bugs Bunny Money ................................... Sugar And Honey Mormon .................................. Jerry O'Gorman Morning ................................. Day's Dawning Morning ................................. Gipsy's Warning Motor ................................... Haddock And Bloater Motor ................................... Tea, Two And A Bloater Moustache ............................... Dot And Dash Mouth ................................... North And South Mouth ................................... Sunny South Mug (Fool) .............................. Steam Tug Pants ................................... Adam And The Ants Parcel .................................. Elephant And Castle Park .................................... Light And Dark Park .................................... Noah's Ark Park .................................... Plimsoll Mark Party ................................... Russel Harty Pawn (In-Pawn) .......................... Bullock's Horn Pee ..................................... Ken Smee Peelers (Police) ........................ Pittsburg Steelers Penny ................................... Abergavenny Penny ................................... Coalheaver (From Giver) Penny ................................... Kilkenny Piano ................................... Joanna Pickle .................................. Harvey Nichol Piddle .................................. Jimmy Riddle Piece (Lunch) ........................... Merlyn Rees Pikey ................................... Do As You Like-y Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Chalfont St. Giles Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Duke Of Argyles Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Farmer Giles Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Metric Miles Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Nobby Stiles Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Nuremberg Trials Piles (Haemorrhoids) .................... Sieg Heils Pill .................................... Jack And Jill Pillow .................................. Tit Willow Pillow .................................. Weeping Willow Pillows ................................. Rolling Billows Pinch (To Steal) ........................ Half Inch Pint Of Ale ............................. Ship In Full Sail Pipe .................................... Cherry Ripe Piss (On The) ........................... Cousin Sis Piss .................................... Arthur Bliss Piss .................................... Cuddle And Kiss Piss .................................... Gypsy's Kiss Piss .................................... Hit And Miss Piss .................................... Mickey Bliss Piss .................................... That And This Pissed .................................. Brahms And Lizst Pissed .................................. Oliver Twist Pissed .................................. Schindler's List Pissed .................................. Scotch Mist Pitch (Stall Or Stand) .................. Hedge And Ditch Pocket .................................. Lucy Locket Pocket .................................. Sky Rocket Ponce ................................... Alphonse Ponce ................................... Charlie Ronce Ponce ................................... Joe Ronce Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds) ............... Macaroni Poof (Homosexual) ....................... Iron Hoof Poor .................................... On The Floor Pox ..................................... Nervo And Knox Pox ..................................... Surrey Docks Prat .................................... Paper Hat Prayer .................................. Weaver's Chair Prick (Penis) ........................... Hampton Wick Priest .................................. Far East Psychiatrist ............................ Trick Cyclist Pub ..................................... Nuclear Sub Pub ..................................... Rub-A-Dub Pube .................................... Rubik's Cube Punters ................................. Hillman Hunters Q Queen (Homosexual) ...................... Nellie Dean Queer (Homosexual) ...................... Brighton Pier Queer (Homosexual) ...................... Ginger Beer Quid (One Pound) ........................ Saucepan Lid Quid (One Pound) ........................ Teapot Lid R Races ................................... Airs And Graces Rain .................................... Andy Cain Rain .................................... Pleasure And Pain Randy ................................... Port And Brandy Readies (Ready Money) ................... Nelson Eddy's Rent .................................... Burton On Trent Rent .................................... Duke Of Kent Ride .................................... Charlie Pride Right ................................... Isle Of Wight Ring .................................... Highland Fling River ................................... Shake And Shiver Road .................................... Frog And Toad Rotten .................................. Reels Of Cotton Row (Quarrel) ........................... Barn Owl Row (Quarrel) ........................... Bull And Cow Rum ..................................... Finger And Thumb Rum ..................................... Tom Thumb Run Away ................................ Botany Bay Runs (Diarrhoea) ........................ Radio Ones S Sack .................................... Tin Tack Saloon Bar .............................. Balloon Car Sandals ................................. Roman Candles Sauce ................................... Rocking Horse Saw ..................................... Bear's Paw School .................................. Jah Rule Score (Twenty Pounds) ................... Apple Core Score (Twenty Pounds) ................... Bobby Moore Scotch .................................. Gold Watch Scotch .................................. Pimple And Blotch Scouse (Liverpudlian) ................... Mickey Mouse Scouts .................................. Brussel Sprouts Sea ..................................... Housemaid's Knee Sense ................................... Eighteen Pence Sex ..................................... Oedipus Rex Shabby .................................. Westminster Abbey Shakes .................................. Hatti Jacques Shaky ................................... Currant Cake-y Shambles ................................ Jakki Brambles Shave ................................... Chas And Dave Shave ................................... Dig In The Grave Shave ................................... Ocean Wave Shilling ................................ Thomas Tilling Ship .................................... Ha'penny Dip Shirt ................................... Dicky Dirt Shirt ................................... Uncle Bert Shit .................................... Brad Pitt Shit .................................... Eartha Kitt Shit .................................... Tom Tit Shite ................................... Barry White Shite ................................... Ben Cartwright Shite ................................... Turkish Delight Shits (Diarrhoea) ....................... Two Bob Bits Shitter ................................. Council Gritter Shitter ................................. Gary Glitter Shoe .................................... How Do You Do Shoes ................................... Ones And Twos Shoes ................................... Rhythm And Blues Shop .................................... Lollipop Shovel .................................. Lord Lovell Shower .................................. David Gower Sick .................................... Moby Dick Sick .................................... Pat And Mick Sick .................................... Tom And Dick Silly ................................... Daff-A-Down Dilly Silly ................................... Uncle Willy Singer .................................. Mangle And Wringer Sister .................................. Skin And Blister Six ..................................... Chopsticks Six ..................................... Tom Mix Sixty-Six ............................... Clickety Click Skins (Cigarette Papers) ................ Vera Lynns Skint ................................... Boracic Lint Slash (Piss) ............................ Charlie Nash Slash (Piss) ............................ Pie And Mash Sleep ................................... Bo-Peep Slippers ................................ Big Dippers Slippers ................................ Kippers Smokes (Cigarettes) ..................... Ash And Oaks Sneeze .................................. Bread And Cheese Snide ................................... Bonnie And Clyde Snout (Tobacco) ......................... Salmon And Trout Soap .................................... Band Of Hope Soap .................................... Bob Hope Soap .................................... Cape Of Good Hope Socks ................................... Almond Rocks Sod ..................................... Fillet Of Cod Soda .................................... Major Loda Son ..................................... Bath Bun Son ..................................... Currant Bun Song .................................... Ding Dong Sores ................................... Dudley Moores Soup .................................... Loop The Loop Sovereign ............................... Jimmy O'Goblin Spade ................................... Lemonade Spanner ................................. Elsie Tanner Sparrow ................................. Bow And Arrow Splinter ................................ Alan Minter Spoon ................................... Man On The Moon Spot .................................... Selina Scott Spunk (Sperm) ........................... Harry Monk Stairs .................................. Apples And Pears Star .................................... La-Di-Da Starved ................................. Pear Halved Starving ................................ Hank Marvin State (Anguish) ......................... Two And Eight State (Condition, Esp. Poor) ............ Harry Tate Steak ................................... Joe Blake Steak And Kidney ........................ Kate And Sydney Stellas (Beers) ......................... Nelson Mandelas Stew .................................... Battle Of Waterloo Sticks (Countryside) .................... Pick And Mix Still ................................... Beechams Pill Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) ................ Harold Wilsons Stink ................................... Pen And Ink Stool ................................... April Fool Story (Lie) ............................. Jackanory Stout (Beer) ............................ Salmon And Trout Stranger ................................ Glasgow Ranger Street .................................. Field Of Wheat Stripper ................................ Herring And Kipper Sub (Pay Advance) ....................... Rub-A-Dub Suit .................................... Piccolo And Flute Suit .................................... Tin Of Fruit Suit .................................... Whistle And Flute Sun ..................................... Bath Bun Sun ..................................... Current Bun Supper .................................. Tommy Tucker Sure .................................... Bobby Moore Swear ................................... Lord Mayor T Table ................................... Cain And Abel Tablet .................................. Gary Ablett Tail .................................... Alderman's Nail Tail (Prostitute) ....................... Brass Nail Tailor .................................. Sinbad The Sailor Tale .................................... Daily Mail Tale .................................... Newgate Gaol Talk .................................... Rabbit And Pork Tan ..................................... Charlie Chan Tanner (Sixpence) ....................... Lord Of The Manor Tanner (Sixpence) ....................... Tartan Banner Tap (Ask For A Loan) .................... Cellarflap Tap (Ask For A Loan) .................... Star's Nap Tart .................................... Lionel Bart Tart .................................... Merryheart Taxi .................................... Joe Baxi Tea ..................................... Rosie Lee Tea ..................................... You And Me Teeth ................................... Hampstead Heath Telephone ............................... Dog And Bone Telephone ............................... Strawberry Rhone Telly (Television) ...................... Custard And Jelly Telly (Television) ...................... Ned Kelly Telly (Television) ...................... Wobbly Jelly Ten ..................................... Big Ben Ten ..................................... Cock And Hen Tenner (Ten Pound Note) ................. Ayrton Senna Thief ................................... Tea Leaf Thirst .................................. Geoff Hurst Throat .................................. Nanny Goat Throne (Toilet) ......................... Rag And Bone Ticket .................................. Bat And Wicket Tie ..................................... Peckham Rye Tights .................................. Fly-By-Nights Till .................................... Jack And Jill Time .................................... Bird Lime Time .................................... Harry Lime Tits .................................... Brace And Bits Tits .................................... Eartha Kitts Tits .................................... Thrupenny Bits Titty ................................... Bristol City Toast ................................... Holy Ghost Toes .................................... These And Those Tool .................................... April Fool Toss .................................... Iron Horse Tote .................................... Canal Boat Towel ................................... Mortar And Trowel Town .................................... Joe Brown Trainers ................................ Claires Raynors Tram .................................... Baa Lamb Tramp ................................... Paraffin Lamp Trouble ................................. Barney Rubble Trousers ................................ Round The Houses Trunks .................................. Chipmunks Tube (Underground Railway) .............. Oxo Cube Tune .................................... Stewed Prune Turd .................................... Douglas Hurd Turd .................................... Richard The Third Turkey .................................. Pinky And Perky Twenty-Two .............................. Dinky Doo Twig (Understand) ....................... Earwig Two ..................................... Bottle Of Glue U Umbrella ................................ Auntie Ella Underpants .............................. Beetles And Ants Underpants .............................. Insects And Ants Undies (Underwear) ...................... Eddie Grundies V Vest .................................... East And West Vin Blanc (Wine) ........................ Plink Plonk Voice ................................... Hobson's Choice Voice ................................... Rolls Royce Volley .................................. Buddy Holly Vomit ................................... Wallace And Grommit W Wad ..................................... Ken Dodd Wage .................................... Green Gage Wager ................................... John Major Wages ................................... Cat And Cages Wages ................................... Greengages Wages ................................... Rock Of Ages Waistcoat ............................... Charlie Prescot Waiter .................................. Hot Potato Walk .................................... Ball Of Chalk Wank .................................... Barclays Bank Wank .................................... J. Arthur Rank Wank .................................... Jodrell Bank Wank .................................... Peddle And Crank Wank .................................... Sherman Tank Wank .................................... Tommy Tank Wanker .................................. Kuwaiti Tanker Wanker .................................. Merchant Banker Warrant Card ............................ Wilkie Bard Wash .................................... Bob Squash Water ................................... Fisherman's Daughter Week .................................... Bubble And Squeak Whiskers ................................ Brothers And Sisters Whisky .................................. Gay And Frisky Whore ................................... Doug McClure Wife .................................... Duchess Of Fife Wife .................................... Fork And Knife Wife .................................... Trouble And Strife Wig ..................................... Irish Jig Wig ..................................... Syrup Of Figs Window .................................. Burnt Cinder Windy ................................... Mork And Mindy Wishes .................................. Pots And Dishes Woman ................................... Gooseberry Pudding Wood .................................... Do Me Good Word .................................... Dicky Bird Wrist Watch ............................. Bottle Of Scotch Wrist Watch ............................. Gordon And Gotch Wrong ................................... Pete Tong Y Yank .................................... Ham Shank Yank .................................... Septic Tank Yank .................................... Sherman Tank Yank .................................... Wooden Plank Years ................................... Donkey's Ears Yid (Jew) ............................... Front Wheel Skid Yid (Jew) ............................... Tin Lid
