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THE MISMANAGEMENT:
RA : Piss N Boots kubera.john@gmail.com
HASH CASH: Man. Stimulator 39977801 shanthi.menon@gmail.com
HON. SEX: Skitzo scislowicz@copper.net
HABERDASHER: “Nancy Boy”36094924 d-k-hughes@hotmail.com
De-SCRIBE : “The Bitch” 39178043 spicer_kd@yahoo.co.uk
RAFFLES : “Fishy Fingers” C/O 36094924
HASH CHEERS : “Jammy Bastard39070659 desmond1950@yahoo.com
& “Stimulator”39230645 jwheldon@gmail.com
HARE-RAISER : “The Referee”ali_al_attar@hotmail.com 39466996
WEB:
Hash e-mail:
Membership Fees: Annual BD35 9Months BD30 ½ year BD25 ¼ year BD20
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THE RAFFLES; Jammy Bastard, Singed Minge, Singed Minge (again!), Lynne, Piss
Artist, RA, Twinkle Twat. MEMBERSHIP DRAW: Major Wanker.
VISITORS AND VIRGINS; Just Lynne from Glasgow who likes the Upside-Down position.
THE CRITIQUE; was conducted by last week’s hares, Dyke Jumper and twinkle Twat who
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said he was very impressed Dormouse had managed to catch the ever-errant Bertie, and that a point should be added for that achievement. After much deliberation, giving it 6/10.
ON THE ICE : Winey Bitch, with Curved Balls for leaving her devilishly-red pitchfork in the RA’s car for 2 weeks, putting him in a very difficult position of possibly having to explain to armed police at any of the numerous roadblocks why on earth he was carrying a weapon. Blow Job, Rick O’ Shay, Winey Bitch, Manual Stimulator and Stimulator, who all have far more interesting things to do than run/walk, and only turn up for the delicious beverages and superb entertainment, but who can blame them! Blow Job was commanded by our RA to stay there to answer why she hadn’t attended the hash last week. It transpires she was hungover from a wild South African BBQ the previous night.
Drag Queen was back..and so was our long-lost hash horn, prompting a competition between
Downward Facing Doggy-Style and Twinkle Twat, to see who’s blowing technique was best.
The latter was deemed ‘excellent’ by the learned crowd, who recognise a good blower when they hear one, and was declared Hash Horn from now on. All Black Nipples and The
Referee were on the ice to celebrate their 6 th year’s ‘’association’'. Dormouse was up with
Lynne. The RA said this was for all the alcoholics who missed a sweet moment when
Dormouse picked up Bertie (who the RA insisted on calling ‘her’) to bring him back into the safety of the lush garden. ‘’Bertie can actually open the garage door, and is the only dog who can re-check himself back into the BSPCA!’’ laughed Dormouse.
Gigi, was up with Camel Jockey,The RA thanked her profusely for gracing us with her presence as she’s normally at home playing Modern war Game3. Goat Dick and Singed
Minge who surely should know better by now, were wearing new shoes.
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Skitzo and Burning Bush got lost on the trail, and ‘phoned a friend, that being our everhelpful RA, who handed the phone to Dormouse to guide them in Air traffic Controllerstyle along the hazardous Kuwait Avenue. Tent Pole was up with the lovely Lynne. The RA said TP wore the WOW outfit last week, but with a new slant; over his shoulder. ‘’I have a big..bum’’ he explained unconvincingly.
WOW NOMINEES; Tent Pole nominated Camel Jockey for being very jealous whenever he talks to any ‘lovely lady’. Camel Jockey in turn nominated Burning Bush for getting lost.
She then nominated everyone! Curved Balls felt Piss Artst should be up there for being an
FRB. Stimulator called up the RA for having ‘car problems’. The Referee was given the helm temporaily as the RA was busy on the ice, and declared Jamal the ‘winner’, for refusing to pay 1BD for the run. In the nick of time, Chicken Pot Guy coasted in to lead us in ‘’Monday is hashing Day!’’ to find Jamal, WOW award winner, inexplicably helping him into the coveted red and black bra.
ON NO
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ON NO
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