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Hash Sheet - The Un-Official “Organ” of the Bahrain Hash House Harriers
THE MISMANAGEMENT:
GM: Skitzo scislowicz@copper.net / Camel Jockey 39759595 shobbermm@yahoo.com
RA: Chicken Pot Guy 39470935 bennettzj@gmail.com /DownwardFacingDoggyStyle 38385410
combatadj1775@gmail.com
HABERDASHER: English Impatient 39523321 timberwolf_clan@yahoo.com
RAFFLES: KatyKala 39716445 katykala@yahoo.com
HASH CHEERS: Masterbates 39654196/17591632 dvisaacs@gmail.com
HARE-RAISER: Rick’OShay 36050256 shay_lyons@yahoo.com
HASH CASH: Yousifilis 39929333 yousif_21@hotmail.coi
HON SEX: Winey Bitch 39901327 gibbo1980@gmail.com
De-SCRIBE: The Bitch 39178043 spicer_kd@yahoo.co.uk
CURATE: Piss N Boots 38826063 kubera.john@gmail.com
RUN NO: 2107 13th February 2012
LOCATION: Juffair-on-Sea.
DISTANCE: Approx 5km
ATTENDANCE: 28.
WEATHER: Windy and cold.
HARES: Just Gigi, Birdy NumNum.
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THE RAFFLES; Useless Seaman, Curved Balls, Masterbates, Just Chris, Piss ‘N Boots
MEMBERSHIP DRAW; KatyKala.
To get us in the mood, once we had gathered around the very welcome bonfire, our everenthusiastic RA led the choir in a rendition of The Monday Song, it seems we just can’t
hear enough of that tune. THE CRITIQUE; The Hares were then dragged up to hear the
verdict which was given by one of last week’s hares, English Impatient, who was busy
berating Camel Jockey, ‘’Where were you? I showed my tits last week! It was an elegant
beer stop, toilets were clean. Its negative 2, so it’s an 8’’. She concluded. VISITORS AND
VIRGINS; Just Joe, Black Cock Down and Useless Seaman, who were no longer Visitors
nor Virgins as they had been called out last week, but this didn’t deter our RA even after
this was pointed-out to him, and decided to re-name them ‘Transplants’. Useless Seaman
had a joke; Jesus was asked to work overtime, and, as an incentive would receive quadruple
pay. ‘’No thanks’’ he said ‘’last time I did that, they hammered me with tax’’.
ON THE ICE: This week’s FBI; First Bitch In was Just Heather, FRB was the RA.
LATECOMERS were: Curved Balls, Dormouse, Winey Bitch and The Bitch, each who had
a weak and woeful excuse. All who took part in the Marathon on Friday scuttled forward;
this included Downward Dog who had been a member of the winning Men’s team, and
assumed the same Usain Bolt-type position as on his Facebook profile pic, with Camel
Jockey who ably assisted from the backside.
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The Referee, quite rightly, brought it to our attention that it was almost Valentine’s Day
but we hadn’t even mentioned it, and we continued to not mention it. Winey Bitch along with
April Fool, had seen signs on the way for the Dark Side, but none for our very own Bahrain
Hash. Black Cock Down clarified for us that BBH stands for ‘‘Big Bottomed Ho’s’’ and
seemed very sure. We’ll take his word for it.
While we devoured delicious shawarmas, even though the Circle was still in full swing, the
RA called out Wet Spot who is ‘’soon to be departed’’. Piss N Boots awarded her some
nautical items ‘’Ships are always named after women and here’s a ship’s wheel and knots
display, ‘cos you know plenty of seamen’’. He grinned knowingly. Her trainers were then
ceremonially burnt on the bonfire after she had her final down-down from one, while Camel
Jockey, always happy to help, drank from the other.
*NEXT WEEKS HASH, Monday 27th February @5.30 will be at Amwaj Island.Take a
right turn at the traffic lights BEFORE the main security gate near Al Osra
Supermarket, Amwaj, and look for signs.
OO ON
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Doing it all over Bahrain since Saturday, 2nd December 1972
Doing it all over Bahrain since Saturday, 2nd December 1972