If A Reporter Asks About Your Mistress…

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If A Reporter Asks About Your Mistress…
…post something on your Facebook page, talking about how you’ve adopted a deserving 27year-old lingerie model who was so skinny that she might have starved to death. Remember
to link to photos to prove your case.
If A Reporter Questions Your Expense Account…
…tweet that your Gulfstream has been in the shop for the last time, and you’re purchasing
Willie Nelson’s old tour bus and will be driving to all of your overseas fact-finding missions
from now on. Don’t mention the ganja in the master suite.
If A Reporter Hears About Your Un-Documented Nanny…
…blog that you’ve embarked on a new Rosetta Stone “full immersion” language lesson series
where you get not only the DVDs and tapes, but an actual Spanish-speaking person to come to
your house for 45-days to help you prepare for your trip.
If A Reporter Prints That Your Wife Has Left You…
…post a travel review to Yelp claiming that Delta Airlines booked a ticket for a woman with
your wife’s name to Mazatlan, along with your pool boy and all your mutual funds.
If A Reporter Calls To Confirm That You’ve Been Laid Off As CEO…
…crumple paper near the receiver and claim a bad Skype connection.
Mark Boone
Community Roundtable
School District Five
[email protected]
803-608-0843
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Mark Boone
Community Roundtable
School District Five
[email protected]
803-608-0843
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