Science Jokes
Mr. Conner
Blackman High School
Jokes 1
1. What has holes, but still holds water?
sponge
Joke 2
What’ the difference between a friendly dog and a
marine biologist?
One’s a tail wagger; the other’s a whale tagger
Joke 3
What is the only thing that you can put in a bucket that will make it
lighter?
A hole
Joke 3
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can
count and those who cannot.
Joke 4
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other Slide
Joke 5
How do cells communicate with each other?
By cellular phone