Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
He was all business when he wore his clown suit.
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
At last
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their
own birth.
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow
tipping.
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new
cigarette butts.
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance.
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.
There's a message for you if you look up.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky
enemies.
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed.
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog.
The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine.
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest.
I am never at home on Sundays.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.
On each full moon
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.