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Explain the jokes

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Explain the jokes:
1. I rely on hotels so much I’ve actually become quite inn-dependent.
2. A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry ma'am, I
forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir.
This is the lobby.”
3. I’m starting to get worried about the hotel I booked. I have my reservations.
4. The sign in the hotel room said, “Not responsible for stolen items.” So the guest stole
some stuff.
5. My phone was not working in the hotel room. I had to go downstairs. They had
reception there.
6. Not sure about this trendy hotel’s cafe. It fills me with uncertain tea.
7. I was told at an interview that they were looking for someone responsible. I said, “I
have lots of experience of that: in my last job every time something went wrong, they
said I was responsible.”
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