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MILNE HIGH SCHOOL FACULTY
JOHN M. SAYLES
Principal
of the Six
Years
Milne
High
School
ROBERT W. FREDERICKS
Principal
of Milne
Junior
High
Secretary to Mr. Sayles
AMEUA
NTCOS
Supervisor in Soiihoniore and Junior English,
M A R Y ELIZABETH
Supervisor in Eighth Grade and Freshman English
CONKLIN
RUTH
KELLEY
Supervisor in English, Head of English Department,
KATHERINE E.
Supervisor in French
WHEELING
HELENE
CROOKS
Supervisor in Alathematics, Head of Mathematics Department,
ANNE L.
Supervisor in Mathematics
Supervisor in History
Supervisor in Latin
Supervisor in Latin and French
Supervisor in Social Sciences
Su])ervisor in Science
Suiiervisor in Commerce
Supervisor in Foods
Supervisor in Clothing
Instructor in Drawing
Instructor in Physical Education
Instructor in Shop Work
Librarian
CUSHINC
GOLUINA BILI.S
ELIZAUETH
L.
F.
ANTOINETTE
SHAVER
JOHNSON
VIRGINIA
HELEN
CARLETON A .
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MAY
SMITH
HALTER
MOOSE
ANDERSON
FILLINGHAM
MRS. A N N A K E I M
BARSAM
GR.'VCE M A R T I N
MARGARET
HITCHCOCK
MR.
MARION
W.
RAYMOND
REDWAY
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MARIAN
W.
REDWAY
LIBRARIAN, FRIEND AND ADVISOR
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THE
CRIMSON AND W H I T E
Volume X X V I I
JUNE,
1931
Number I V
CONTENTS
Editorial
3
Class Poem
^7
Juniors
i/
Sophomores
Junior High School
Cat-Tales
,
22
Quin
23
Sigma
24
Adelphoi
25
Over the I<\Mice
26
Alumni Notes
27
Sporting Events
2S
Satire Club
29
liumor
30
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EDITORS
Editor-in-Chief
R U T H REINER
Assistant
Editor
JANE AfASTERSON
School
W I L L I A M AfcCORD
Editors
EMMA G R A C E W E B B
DOROTHEA BOOM
/Issistant
School
LOLA BARBOUR
MARGARET
CROUSE
Assistant
LORNA DROWNE
RUTH MILAS
Alumni
Exchange
Editor
Editor
4ssistanl E.xchange Ed tor
WILLIAM DRAKE
Joke Editor
ROBERT HARDING
Assistant
R A Y M O N D PAEUNDA
Joke
Editor
Shorts Editor
LEE REYNOLDS
Assistant
MARJORIE W I L L I A M S
Sports
Editor
Art Editor
E L I Z A B E T H WOODIN
Assistant Art Editor
VIRGINIA DUFEIE
Junior
BETTY CHAPMAN
ARTHUR
Editor
Ahimni Editor
Eligh
Editor
Business Manager
I'.RUMAGHlAf
ROGER T O W N E
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S H I R L E Y W A L K E R . .. .
DONALD FINKLE
RICHARD R E D M O N D . ,
WILLIAM B L A T N E R . . .
KENNETH SNOWDEN.
FENTON GAGE
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THE
CkiArsoN
AND
WHITI':
DITORIA
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A Word of Advice
Iveminiscing is a fascinatinj^' pastime, a ji^amc in wliicli w o all indulge with
])leasin-e.
H o w foolish some incidents ai)pear in a f t e r days, yet oh. h o w e n j o y a b l e
at the time of o c c u r r e n c e !
W e , the class of, '31. have also reached the goal of a
high school education and plan to enter varied careers, but b e f o r e d e p a r t i n g f r o m
M i l n e w e i)ause to recollect) all those happy days of our youth.
T h e tide is about to g o out, taking with it an eager throng w h o are to essa}their intre])idity in the m i g h t y universe.
W e are but a small w a v e of that im-
mensity, one that is undoubtedly r e g r e t f u l and pleased to have passed beyond the
hrst great barrier.
T h i s barrier is looked back upon as a g r e a t v e n t u r e
m a k e s each one of us conscious of struggle and joy.
T o many of
Alilnites this is simply a time f o r their becoming ui)i)er classmen.
and
the other
A l l their sor-
r o w s are (luenched at the dismissal of school, so long as each one has m a d e his
grade.
T o be a F r e s h m a n again, w e must look ])ack f o u r long years.
c a r e f r e e , w e w a l k e d about the corridors of State
S m i l i n g and
(our former abode),
feeling
])r()U(l of being high school pupils, but envious of the Seniors w h o seemed so inlluential.
T h e expectations of the S o p h o m o r e s w e r e also in the same d i r e c t i o n —
to be Seniors.
Though
we
felt nuich more important as the g u i d e r s of
the
y o u n g e r pupils (and proud of being the tirst class to o c c u j w the e v e r - i n - d e m a n d
S o p h o m o r e S t u d y Hall in the new b u i l d i n g ) , our authority was once a g a i n overlooked by the still g r e a t e r upperclassmen.
with much self-reliance.
tered our heads
W e donned our new titles,
juniors,
T h e development of great and {jrofitable ideas had en-
( a s do most of u s ) , and to our utmost w e w e r e e a g e r
vivacity and alertness to do things that never b e f o r e had been accomi)lished.
with
Soon
our sincerity, common sense, and keenness of imagination w e r e b r o u g h t to a level
upon whicli we could progress.
Seniors.
O n c e more we w e r e as all the o t h e r s — e x c e i ) t the
T h e y ai)peare(l to be the de[)en(lable and f o r c e f u l class of students as
tradition had a l w a y s made them.
At last—Seniors!
I'erha|)S we have not
followed tradition and h a v e
not
exerted all our potency, but w e have now grasped that feeling of f r a t e r n a l understanding and a sympathetic viewpoint to such an extent tliat we are loi'getlid ot
the i)ers()nal glory (rf our standing in the focused light of the
If only w e could live o v e r the last f o u r )'ears of our lives!
y o u r being a Senior will come all too soon.
undeigraduates.
M a r k our
tunities offered in y o u r high school career, and be envious of no one.
Seniors. env\' "S'ou !
words--
M a k e the most of all the opporW e the
R. R.
SENIORS
1931
Till'. CKLNRSON AND W
KENNETH
ALBERTS
"K-nStanford
A. A.; Adeliihoi ( j , 3, 4 ) ; I'.ascball (3, 4).
Not every one, even if he lias curly hair and a turntd-np
tiose, can claim Ken's personality.
LOLA
BARBOUR
"Lola"
State L"ollci;e
A. A.; Sii^nia (1, 2, 3, 4 ) ; Mistress of Ceremonies (4); Crimson and White l'>oard (3, 4); Assistant .Alumni l-'.ditor (3);
1. inni I'.ditor (4); Dramatics Club (_', 3); (ilee Club (_', 3);
h'rench Club (4); Secretary of Class (i, 3); Vice-1'residi'nt (4);
Ci 1 ' I )ay (2, 3, 4); dirts' .Athletic Council (3, 4); Cheer i.eadcr
( 3 ) ; President (4); School Cheer Leader ( 3 ) ; Tiani?;! (3, 4 ) ;
11 1 ketbuli (_', 3, 4 ) ; Captain (3, 4); iiaseball (3); Junior i-",ssay
I'li/c;'; Cla;-.s llistorian; l l o n o r Student.
Her schoolmates and the school i)ianos will share e(|uatl_\'
l)lcasant m niories of Lola.
P A U L BEIK
"raul"
Union Colle;.;e
•A. .A.; Adelphoi ( j , 3, 4 ) ; r.ur.iness Manager (4); Siudcnt
Council (I, J, 3, 4).
When wc say that l\'i;il is a tall blond" with a (|uiet sens >
(if h; nior, we need not eni;merate his frientls and admirers.
FREDERICK
BRITTING
"Fred"
.A. .\ ; llonor Student.
h'red's propensity for always ha\'in,i;' comolete and accurate
inew(U-k ])ai)ers is not the only attraction we mii'hl uu nlii n.
TIIK
CRIMSON
A N D W H I T E 3848
ARTHUR
BRUMAGHIM
"A," "Art"
UnivcM'sity of T o r o n t o
A. A.; Crimson and White P>oard (4); y\dvcrtisin^- ManaKcr
(4); Dramatics Club (2,
4); Orchestra (1, 2); Christmas
Plays (3).
An ori^iiuitor of the most whimsical nonsense we have ever
enjoyed, Art's name seems destined to appear before us in large
and luminous print.
HARRIET
COOPER
"Harry"
State College
A.
Sigma (1, 2, j,, 4); Clee Club (3); Dramatics Club
(3); School Cheer Leader (3); T.asketball (3, 4); Cirls' y\thletic
Council (3, 4).
Harriet doesn't talk much but she knows a good joke when
she hears one.
LORNA
DROWNE
"Lorna"
Virginia Teachers' College
A. A.; Sigma (i, 2, 3 4); Sergeant-at-Arms (2); Vice-I'resident (3); President (4); Class Vice-President (3); S e c n t a r v
(4); (ilee Club (2, 3); C.irls' Day (2, 3, 4); j o k e Paper (2);
i'rize-Speaking (2, 4); Aledal (4); Crimson aiul White i'>oard
(3, 4); Assistant l'".xchange l\ditor (3); h'xchange Pditor (4);
Cliristmas Plays (2, 3, 4); Dramatics Club (3); Vice-President
(>,);
I'resident
(3); Curls'
Athletic
Council
(3);
Class
Prophet (4).
It is indeed fortunate that we have a larg-.' sciiool to make
up for the taU'iit which will depart with Lorna.
RODMAN
FASOLDT
"Rod," "Rtxldie"
Union
.A. A.; Adel])hoi ( 3 , 4 ) ; Secretary (4); Class Historian.
Rod's chief characteristics being his dignity and his scholastic ability, we are rather doubtful of our ability to do him
justice.
TIIK
KATHERINE
CRIMSON
A N D W H I T E 3849
FINKLE
"Kay"
State College
A. A.; Sigma ( i , 2, 3, 4).
Katherine's contribution to the class has been one of calminsr
stability.
THELMA
FINN
"Thelma"
Skidmore
A. A.; Sigma (2, 3, 4); Dramatics Club (5, 4); I'asketlxill
(i, 2, 3); Glee Club (2).
Thelma is one of the few girls who are all-around nice.
RUTH
FLETCHER
"Ruth"
A. A.; Sigma {1, 2, 3, 4); Dramatics Club (3, 4); Glee
Club (2).
The undergraduates will find it hard to equal Ruth's ^t'ood
taste in clotlics and disposition.
RUTH
FULLER
"Ruth"
Albany City
Hospital
A. A.; Richmondville High School (i, 2).
We feel that Ruth's determination and patienct' will prove
in\aluabl(; to her in future years.
THE
10
CRIMSON
AND
WITTTF,
BARBARA
HALL
"Bobbie"
State College
A. A.; Sigma (i, 2,
4); I'^-eiich Club (4); Class Testator.
When one's company and friendshi]) is sought by boys and
girls alike, there is something fine and enduring which all liobbie's contemporaries appreciate.
NANCY
HALLENBECK
"Nan"
>. haca School of Physical Education
A.
Sigma (2, 3, 4); French Club (4); Glee Club (i, 2);
r.asketball (i, 2, 4); Christmas Plays (2); Dramatics Club
(2, 3); Prize-Si)eaking (4).
I''.vrn in the distant future we'll find it difficult to refrain
from connecting I'ord roadsters and red hair.
GERALDINE
HANE
"Gerry"
Simmons
A. A.; Sigma
Club (2).
(i, 2, 3, 4);
Dramatics Club
{>,, 4);
Glee
Gerry's titian tresses belie her ([uiet, friendly disposition.
JANE
HOLLER
"Janey"
Simmons
Quin (2, 3, 4); Dramatics Club (3, 4); iM-euch Club
(.|); Prize-Si)eaking (4).
Milne's classes would tu)t have been complete without Jane's
decided feminism.
1'IIE
ALMA
CRIMSON
AND
11
WHITE
KAPNER
"Alma"
lousiness School
A. A.;
shal (3).
Dramatics
t:iub
(j);
r.asketball
(3); Class
Mar-
W e don't know of anyone who wonldn't be willini;- t(j cross
the street against a traffic light to speak to Alma.
WILLIAM
KUHN
Dartmouth
A. A.; Christmas Plays (3, 4); Prize-Speakinji' (4); Salntatorian.
Hill's manly voice and analytical nature should get him far.
WILLIAM
McCORD
"r.ill," " M a c "
Union
y\. A.; Student Council (_', 3, 4); President (4); Adel])hoi
(2, 3, 4); President (4); Dramatics Club (3); Varsity Club
(3, 4); I'.asketball (3, 4); Christmas IMays (3, 4); Class V i e i President (1, 2); J^-esident (3, 4); Crimson and Whil ' Hoard
(3, 4); Assistant School l\(litor (3); School l-'d-tor (4); Alanag' r
i'.aseball (3); I'oolball (3, 4); iM-ench Clul) (4); Clas ^ Cmiimentator.
I I is i)leasing personality and unfaltcrin.L; abi'ity as a leacU i'
\. 'll, w ithout doubt, make Life a successful venture f<j • Hill.
W I L L I A M W. MUNSINGER
" W , " "Willie," " W a l t e r "
I'uiversity of T o r o n t o
A. A.; Adelphoi (3, 4); Dramatics Club ( j ,
4); h'rench
Club.
Wei-e he nu)re cU'sirous of public notice, we should be su])erricial in i)raising Willy's fellowshi]), talent, and
generosity.
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THE
CRIMSON
AND
WITTTF,
RUTH
NICHOLS
"Rutli," "P.ubbk's"
State Collcj^c"
A. A.; Simiia (t, 2, 3, 4); Sfcretarv (;,); ScMiior Editor (4);
nraiiiatics Club (2, 3); Glee Club (1, J, 3. 4); liasketball (31
lUiseball (3); Girls' Day (4).
The little girl with the big followin;;-!
RUTH OSBORNE
"Ruth," " O / z i e "
State College
A. A.; Sigma (r, 2, 3, 4).
Kuth's cheerful uature has helped us thruugh tuauy a rainy
school dav.
RUTH REINER
"Ruth"
State College
A. A.; Student Council (1, 2, 3, 4); Secretary (3); VicePresident (4); Crinison and White l')oard (3, 4); Assistant
I'".ditor-in-Chief (3); lulitor-in-Chief (4); Sijtiua (1, 2, 3, 4):
Treasurer (4); Class Secretary (2); Girls' Day (2, 3, 4); j o k e
Paper (2); Glee Club (2, 3); i)raiuatics Club (2, 3); Christmas
Plays (3); (lirls' Athletic Council {3); Head of Sports (3);
I'asketball (2, 3); I'rench Club (4); Junior Scholarshi]) Medal;
Valedictorian.
It's hard to tell if we all appreciate how much we have de])en(U'd upon
Ruth's intelligence and unfailing standards
throuivhout these years.
GEORGE
ROSBROOK
" Roz/ie"
A. A.; ,\delplu)i (1, 2, 3, 4); I'usiness Manager (3); VicePresident (4); Christmas Plays (3); Dramatics Club (2, 3);
I'.aseball ( 3 , 4 ) ; I'.asketball (3, 4); Captain (4); Athletic Council
(3, 4); Varsity C lub {3, 4); C'rimson and \Vhite lH)artl (2, 3);
.Advertising .Agent (2, 3).
(leorge's combined talents for athletics and i)arlor games,
to say nothing of his curly hair and blue eyes, should stand him
in good stead.
1'IIE C R I M S O N
DOROTHY
A N D W H I T E 3853
SIMON
"Dot"
State College
A. A.; Ilackett Junior High School ( i ) ; Quin (2, 3, 4);
I'ianist ( j ) ; Orchestra (2, 3); I'.asketball (J, 3, 4); (iirls' Dav
(3); Glee Club (2, 3); Draiuatics Club (2, 3); iM-ench Club (4);
(iirls' Athletic Ct)uncil (3, 4); Crimson and White I'oard (3),
Advertising y\gent (3).
If Dot's good spirits and friendliness ever fail, our faith in
stabilitv is wrecked.
ROGER
TOWNE
" Roger," " T o w n e y "
Cornell
A. A.; Student Council (3, 4); Assistant I'aseball Manajicr (2); Manager (3, 4); Assistant lUisketball Manager (3);
Hasketball Manager (.j); lUisketball (3, 4); Crimson and W h i t e
Hoard vJ.
Advertising Agent (3); Advertising Manager (4);
Athletic Council ( 3 , 4 ) ; Varsity Club ( 3 , 4 ) ; Dramatics Club (3);
Cheer Leader ( 1 ) ; Cliristmas IMays (2).
Roger's versatility in class entertainment will in all probability develo]) so highly as te) cause the desi)air of I'hurstoii
FLORENCE
TRONNES
" M o rence"
y\. A.; Nielsville Migh School (1, 2, 3); Sigma (4).
' )ue to the fact that l""lorence is a newcomer we mav onlv
mention her outstandim characteristic, a friendly smile for
I'vc rviMie.
SUSAN V A N
OSTRAND
"Susan"
Albany City
Hospital
A. A.; Quin (3, 4); Marshal (4).
Our class dignity has in all certaint \ bi'en incr >ased I)V
Susan's pi'csence.
T4
THE
CUTMSON
AND
WHITE
SHIRLEY
WALKER
"Shir"
Alt. Holyokc
A. A.; P.av Ridge Higli School (i, 2); Siu'ina (3, 4); Critic
(4); Glcc Club (3); Ciirls' Duy (3); Crimson and White Board
(4); Advertising Agent (4); French Club (3, 4); President
(3, 4).
Shirley's habit of enjoying life to the utmost makes her an
ever enjoyable companion.
EMMA GRACE
WEBB
"K. G.," "l"",mmy"
A. A.; Quin (i, 2, 3, 4); Secretary (2); Critic (3); ViceI'ri'sident (3); President (4); Christmas Plays (3); French Club
(3); Vice President (3); Crimson and White P)oard (2, 3, 4);
Assistant School h'ditor (2, 3); School Editor (4); Girls' Athletic Council (3, 4); (iirls' Day (i, 2, 3, 4); liasiketball ( 1 , 2 , 3, 4);
Captain (3, 4); Class Commentator.
I-'.mma Gracc, benefactor of the Junior High, launcher of a
thousand puns, and (we're proud to say) a keen comrade.
I Icre's to her!
EMILY
WILLIAMS
"Emily"
A. A.; Quin (2, 3, 4); Glee Club (2, 3); Basketball (2, 3).
One of those quiet little girls who do a lot of big thitdcijig.
MARJORIE WILLIAMS
"Marg," " W i n s "
Russell Sage
A. A.; Quin (1, 2, 3, 4); Treasurer (2); Uasketball (i, 2, 3, 4);
Girls' AthkMic Council (3, 4); Head of Basketball (3); J'ublicity
(4); Crimson and White P.oard ( 3 , 4 ) ; Art Editor (3,4); Student
C'ouncil (4); Honor Student, Class I'oet.
Marjorie's enthusiasm and ambition is as certain as Sunday
once a week.
TIIK
CRIMSON
AND W H I T E
15
Page From the Crimson and White
May 5, 1946
I received a great shock the other day when 1 saw George l\osl)rook. H e ' s
not a footl)all player or a piano mover you know. N o , indeed, he's a piccolo
player in the Slingerlands band.
Y o u haven't happened to read about N a n c y 1 Tollenbeck have you ? W h y ,
my dear, she's marrying her tifth, a millionaire!
Imagine! A n d N a n c y w a s
a l w a y s such a shy girl, too. Speaking of marriages, Lola has finally given in.
She's been teaching Latin for a long time but lUid has finally i)ersuaded her to
give it up for a new-styled bungalow.
William M c C o r d is a hermit in the K e n t u c k y mountains. Me allows only one
person to see him. She is Lorna D r o w n e w h o comes over to get stories of the
mountain life to tell her pupils in the little mountain school.
Isn't it wonderful to hear of other people's happiness? Y e t it's terrible to
think that Emily Williams has come to such an end. T h e y say her latest book,
" T h e Cave M a n , " has been censured and Emily is fighting the case in court.
Speaking of writing, Barbara Hall is joke editor of the " N e w Y o r k e r . "
You
know what a wonderful sense of humor she had in Milne.
T h e news])apers have been making a big story lately of the capture of a
famous criminal by Detective Sergeant A r t h u r I^rumaghim. Ray P a f u n d a w h o
is A r t h u r ' s right-hand man actually made the capture but A r t h u r took all the
credit.
Success has surely come to Jenny Hughes. She's one of the champion announcers of W O K O .
Oh, it certainly is a thrill to hear Jenny's voice saying,
" C a r e f u l buyers trade at S w i r e s ! "
A n d M a r g e r y Williams is director of an Interior Decorating Company. W h a t
is M a r g e r y directing? O h , everything and everybody, 1 guess.
W m . Munsinger is certainly a lively fellow. N o t only is he a jockey and a
llag-pole setter, but he is also manager of a W . & A . theatre which shows e x clusively all the films which that famous dramatic actor, Roger T o w n e makes.
]^oger played in two reel comedies for a while before they realized his acting
ability. W e take our hats off to Jerry Hane. She's the movies' sweetheart since
she made her big hit in " F l a m i n g Desert Hearts." Thelma I'inn, her friend, w a s
in the picture, too. She w a s quite good in her imitation of ivin-Tin-Tin.
Great success has come to two boys. Paul l>eik is the U. S. Senator fro.ii
N e v a d a and is an excellent orator which proves he hasn't changed a bit f r o m the
talkative little boy he was in M i l n e ! T h e other success is Prof. George Martin.
1 le deals with worms. In his large mansion at W a l a W a l a there are 1 0 , 0 0 0 w o r m s
canned or bottled.
W e are happy to say that Kenneth Albert and l^rancis DeTiere are successful
ushers at R o x y ' s theatre in N e w Y o r k . y\nd K a y Finkle and Ruthie Osborn are
a decided success, too. T h e y ' v e gone inU^ the tea-room business. T h e y ' v e got a
lovely place on Green street. K a y tells me that Dorothy Simon and Ruth Reiner
I6
THE
CRIMSON
ANI:)
WHITE
came in the oilier day. r.otli, are lookinj^ line. Kulli is married 1)Ut she's also a
business woman. (Ruth was always versatile.)
Dorothy is a-teacher of l^nglish
at Schenectady ilit^h School. She says she's had better offers but Union is so
conveniently near. Ruth IHetcher is teachini;-, too, but she's taken up relit^ious
work. I understand she's head of a T.ible school. IHorence Tronnes is helpingher out.
h'.lmer Kilcauley still sticks to the same business,
of select Star automobiles for several years.
l ie's been a junk dealer
r>ut. my dear, have you heard? Jane Holler has been married to l^lliot
I'arkman for two
and they've had only one quarrel. It bej^an the day they
were married and is still s^'oint^- strons^-.
T h e best news of the year was the recovery of Wni. Drake from juni^le fever
which he encountered on his last trip to A f r i c a . W h e n he s^ets back he says he's
i^'oin^- to become a i^ii^olcj. l i e met 1 larriet Cooper there in A f r i c a .
She's a
missionary you know.
Three (jf our j^irls are on the stai^e at Ziej^field's, Ruth Nichols, 1 lelen Rossman and Ruth Wilson. Ruth Nichols, they say, is cpiite a scream in her comedy
])art. ^'ou know how pei)py she was at Milne.
A l a s comes a b l o w ! — R o d m a n b'asoldt is visitini^- 1'ou.^hkeepsie and rejjorts
are that he will stay there for some time. Rulh I'uller is tin- i)oor bov's nurse.
Shirley Walk'er is Mrs. Reynolds now. T h e y say thai nobody loves a fat
man but
lUit to top the list we must refer to h'mma Grace. A f t e r bavins^- written her
famous book, " L i f e in the Country." she is living- a luxurious life in N e w Y o r k ,
as the result of the royalties on her novel. It is said she has a pent-house with a
bridle track. Reba Levison also lives in New ^'()rk• now. She and Alma Kapner
own an exclusive modiste slioj) there.
Their favorite model is Susan \'an
( )strand.
T h e lone aviator of the class is T o m Dummery.
Roberta Comstock and I^sther Crounse are in vod'vil.
the staiLje ])r()(lucti()n of "Cold Mounted (iuns."
"Hiey are playinj^" in
No doubt \'ou have heard of Mr. Kuhn's discover\' of the (Ifth dimension
which exists only the width of a cracked atom from the earth. It is inhabitated
only by disa])|)ointed molecules.
L. D. and W^ K . '31
()perat()r—^What name were you callini^ ?
Customer—McCohen.
O p e r a t o r — 1 bej^' pardon?
Customer—McCohen.
( ) p e r a t o r — J u s t a moment, i)lease.
1 think the wires are crossed.
1'IIE C R I M S O N
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POEM
^'outh, lookiiii^- forward, liojjcs to mould his future;
I l()])es a lillic, works a litlk', prays a little.
Standiiii^- on the brink of ureat adventures,
l i e sends forth a ])lea to the Alinij^hty,—
A plea t(j clear away the mists before his face,
A n d see more plainl}- the \va}' he is to
;
T o t^ain threat wealth and fame,
y\nd have .s^reat lands to rule, i^reat deeds t(j d(.);
T o stir men's souls by his ,^ift of soni^-,
And o'ladden men's hearts with beautiful thoughts;
T o create immortal loveliness
That shall ins])ire mankind throughout the ages;
T o know great secrets of the earth
A n d bring the thundering- elements down to the purring accjuiescense of a slave.
r>ut youth, looking forward, toward his goal of fame.
Hears in his heart the voice of the i)oet-servant of man:
"1 would look u]), and laugh and love and lift."
M A R f O K l h : V. W I L L I A M S
Having com])]ete(l a fairly successful y e a r — t o use an exceedingly trite
])hrase—we jaded juniors ])rei)are to invest ourselves in whatever renmants the
l)assing Senior (."lass may leave us of their traditional dignity and aj)lonib. T h e
least, or the most we can say is that wo will try to wear those vestments with as
good a grace as they have done before us. W e have been led this year b\- the following ofhcers:
President
yicc-Prcsidcnl
Sccrctary
l\()l)ert
Alma
X'irginia
Terrill
(larrison
Treasurer
I'.etty Chapman
Scnjcaut-at-.lrms
1 lerbert Wilson
Hap]))' landings for the Senior Class tliat ])asses—happv landings for the
Seni(jr Class to be!
Till'.
i8
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AND
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Tlic members of the class of '33 believe that they have completed a very successful year. Credit is due to the i^irls who represented our class in the entertainment at the school reception; the dance that followed was also well attended by
the Sophomores. W e trust that the ])arty which was i^iven to the Seniors was
enjoyed by all who attended. Ken. Snowden, chairman of decoration, and Carleton Power, chairman of refreshments, worked hard with their committees toward
tlie success of this affair.
W e Sophomores are very proud of (.)smon(l Smith, who succeeded in winnini^the Pruvn Medal in the annual i)rize-speakinf^- contest. CXir class can also boast of
athletes, the baseball and basketball teams containins^' some of our members.
'33 has shown j^ood school-si)irit throut^hout the year, in turning- out to the games
and all social functions. W^e believe that much of our success has been due to the
efforts of our treasurer, Margaret K y l e , who has handled tho finances remarkably well.
Next year's officers are as follows:
President
I-'enton Gage
Vice-Fresident
Secretary
Margaret K y l e
janet
Treasurer
White
Kenneth Snowden
Ser(/eaitt-at-.lniis
Ai thur 1 lewig
The class of '33 also extends congratulations and best wishes to the departing
Seniors.
I'. l ) h : A R S T Y N b :
The members of our class are:
Andrews, Robert
I'aker, LeRoy
Uates, b'rances
liauer, /\dell
I'auer, Adelia
I'.auer, I'.etty
l'>erm;in, I'ertha
P)latner, W'illiam
I'reitkreut/,, Ruby
P)ulson, Marie
Canfield, Robert
Card, Mary
Cavin, Mary
Cuckoo, Willis
Curtis. I\rabel
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Davis, Arnold
Moscrip, E z r a
Doarstvnc, I'rcd
Xaumoft", Helen
Del lues, lUiri^vss
Noakes, Spencer
Del'orle, David
()strander, 1 )(jrothy
Dootz. j a n e
( )tis, lulwin
Drooz, l^lliel
1'aimer, y\rline
Drooz, Harold
Ratten, John
DulTie, I\lyra
Reck, Mary
l^lswortli, koherl
Rerkins, Marion
I.Cm])las4e, lean
Rower, Carleton
l"'ick'en, Ivoherl
Richter, IrvinL;-
l<inkle. Helen
Roberts, Re!4"i;y
I'^isher, iMari()n
Rodris^ues, Retty
iM-ank, l':isa
Roosa, James
I'^'iedman, I .orena
Roshrook, Cornelia
I'^-uink'in, llarold
l\()sch, I^leanore
(las^e, l'\'nt()n
i\oselius, I'de.'mor
George, L e w i s
Scarin^-e, James
Gepferl, Charles
Schottin, Thelma
(u-tnian. Kendall
Seifert, William
(lonyea, Cert rude
Schortz, Gilbert
(iordon, Richard
Shultes, Marian
Grace, Claire
Sickler, Edwin
I ianiblin, Marjorie
Smith, ()smon(l
llannay, Naomi
Stiowden, Kenm-th
I Fartniann, Alice
Spencei", I'.eatrice
llarlt, h:ifreida
Stan,i;-, Katherine
1 lerrin,^lon, Genevieve
Starkweather, 1 "'ranees
1 lewi,^", A r t h u r
Stott, Donald
ln!4\'nlhron, Rila
'I'homas, Dorothy
Jac(|uel, Paul
Thompson, Richard
Jardine, lietly
Turner, Thomas
Johnson, David
Tyn.lall, Ruth
Kohhe, John
\'an I 'atten, I'deanor
Isornil, 1 lildrelh
Vincent, h'Jlen
K\ le, i\lar/;"arel
Walker, M a r j o r y
I .aGraniiv, Marion
Ward, Ruth
l.el'\'vre D.aniel
Weiss, {'"dizabeth
Ia'C, Marij-.'iret
White, Jani't
Lee, Rulh
W'eidm.'ni, I Beatrice
IA'ippert, Madeline
Wilcox, W i n i f r e d
Malis, Theodore
Wilson, Gertrude
Mayherry, Kennedi
Winne, Mildred
Miller, Arthur
Worrel,
lames
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THE
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AND
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JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
Many individuals have considered this junior High School as a new and
undeveloi)ed addition, but its accompHshments and efforts have firmly established lasting impressions of school spirit and good sportsmanship.
Under the direction of Miss Helen Halter, the Junior High departments
have found outlets for their hidden talents in dancing, journalism, sewing, dramatics, shop, photo])lay, excursion, science, bicycle, and glee clubs. TliL'se organizations have served to further social and educational intercourse. The Student
Council managed traffic situations and other school problems with dexterity and
comi)etency. To satisfy that craving for amusement, the Junior High school
presented such plays as "The Apple of Discord," scenes from " A s You Like It,"
and a Japanese Fantasy. The Prize Speaking award, which was givon by Miss
Wheeling,was won by Dorothy flornbeck, first prize; Ronald Kneller, second
prize.
The "Mihic Junior Weekly" progressed with phenomenal s]K'e(l, and it may
be ranked with the best of Junior High papers. This journalism course was conducted under the su])ervision of State College seniors, and Henry liarnet proved
to ])e a ca])able and efficient Editor-in-Chief. Other members of the board were:
. Issociate Editors. . I'arbara 1'irchenough, l>etty IMtts
Sports Editor
Robert Stutz
Contrihutiucj Editor
Geraldine Peterson
Business MauLUjer
Dorothy Wallace
Exchange Elditor
Dorothy Clarke
Circulation Maiuiger
Richard Masterson
Milne's interest in athletics has been intense, and the Junior High basketball
team, under the leadership of Tom Watkins, comi)lete(l a favorable season. The
girls took part in "Annual Antics," and " A s You Will," the pageant of the year.
Tn ca])able hands of the following people, the government of home rooms
and student activities was placed. To them all Milnites turn for future scholastic
records and achievements.
Home Room 123
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Critic
Student Council
Henry ilarnet
Nahum Lewis
Janet Call
Robert Stutz
Robert Stutz, T.etty Jane Pitts
Home Room 124
President
Piarbara P)irchenf)ugh
Vice-President
Robert Wilcox
Secretary
Ruth Mann
Student Council. .William lM)r(l, P.arbara I'irchenough
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Mome Room 126
President
Marry Worrell
yicc-Prcsidcnt
Virginia McDermott
Secretary
Miriam Camp
Student Couueil. . . P.ob Feldman, \'irginia McDermott
Home Room 127
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Student Council
Dorothy Hoornbeck
Edwin Blocksidge
Ruth Campbell
( Olive Vroman
J Edwin Blocksidge
Richard Masterson
Home Room 128
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Robert Dawes
John SchillingI )orothy Thomjison
Student Council
•)
I John Liraham
I Tome Room 129
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Student Council
]\lary
York
Dunton Tynan
Carolyn Mattice
Sara Kessler, Norman T'rey
Home Room T30
Addison Keim
Iwelyn Cox
Shirley Jackofsky
President
Vice-President
Secretary
,
Student
. ^
I Willis Green
tonncil
-
, i-
I Alice Harris
Home Room 135
President
Vice-President
Secretary
, , ^
Student Conned
Richard Benjamin
Erwin Stevenson
I'lorence 1'renenstuhl
\ Thomas Watkins
{ ^
_ ,
I Anne
Iohnan
Home Room 224
President
Vice-President
Secretary
, ^^
Student Conned
Charles I'reihofer
Helen 1 'apen
Ruth Whittemore
\ Charles l'^-eih()t\'r
'
,, ,
) Rita Hviand
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TTIIC C R I M S O N
AND
WHITE
Due to tin- close p r o x i m i t y o f .•i])i)r()acliin,<4- vacation we sliould all l)c in a
snitahly jovial m o o d , alheit \vc shall inid a ^apini;- delicicncy. we tvnst, in school
personnt'l caused by the departure o f the Class o f '31.
T h e y have had their share
o f school activities for four years, which has included the customary class ])arties
and class days, and are moderately satisfied with their achievements.
T h e ])resent j i u i i o r s are entirely adecpiate to furnishing- news to this de])artment, particularly when aided hy the enter])risin^- undergraduates.
In einunera-
tion o f the ])ast events o f the yt'ar we Inid a ])rize s])eakinjt;- contest, a successful
Girls'
Da}-, a
well-stashed
pat^eant
under
the ])ers()nal sui)ervision
of
Miss
Wheelint^-, and a victorious athletic year.
In the future our Student Council ot'hcers will he elected by vote o f
Student lUxly rather than hy the C^)uncil itself as was customar\'.
the
A n o t h e r inno-
vation is the prol()n,<;-ed school da\' which will continui' until 2 : 0 0 1'. M. instead
of
1 :oo \\ Al.
N o w , wishini^- the Student I ' o d y and the new
r>oar(l members the best o f
luck, we'll hand in o u r last contribution to this b o o k .
T h e new Crimson
and iriiilc
I'oard has delinitely decided to ])rint weeklies
and a year book for the following- year, in lieu o f the regular f o u r copies.
class in journ.alism,
founded by .Miss W'heelin;^, will
furnish material
])ublicati()ns.
'i1ie new Cr'uiison and Uliih'
Hoard is as f o l l o w s :
I^etty
Hditor-iu-Chicf
. Issislaiil
School
.llumiii
iMar^aret
Junior
Ruth
/ixchaii(/c
Dorothy
!fi(/h lidilor
Junior
Ihisiiicss
Alaiuu/cr
Uitjh
. Issislaiil
/'usiiicss
lidilor
. Issislaiil
Arl
lidilor
lulilor.
Noakes
1 loornbeck
.\\iu-\y,\vi\ liirchenoui^h
I'.etty
Manager
Kvle
Reynolds
Spencer
F.dilor
Alilas
Margaret
Lee
Sporls
. Issislaiil
Arl
Hditor
Hdllor
. Issislaiil
Crouse
Hettv I'.auer
. llitiinii F.dilor
li.vchaiu/c l i d i l o r
S/'orls
lioom
David Johnson
Hdilor
Rdilor
.issisfaiil
Gai^e
Dorothea
Hdilor
. Issislaiil School
. Issislaiil
Masterson
I'enton
liditor-iii-Cliicf
Chapman
William
lllatner
I^lizabeth
Woodin
T h e o d o r e Matis
The
for thi-
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Joke Editor
,\ssistaut Joke Editor
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R()l)crt Hardino;
Irving- Richtcr
Ferdinand Aufsessor
Menr\- lUirnct
• Janet White
Carletoii Power
Kenneth Snowden
/Idvertisimj ^l(/e)its
(
yVs the school term has come to a close, it has been realized by all of the
Ovrhitilians that this year has been most successful. Under the leadership of our
honored president, Emma Grace Webb, and the other prominent officers many
sncial activities have been enjoyed. The Quin bancpiet and the outin,^- have tak<?n
])lacc recently, and they were very auspicious. A s^ay time was had by all at the
' Crirls' D a y " proi^ram. The officers durinj^- this term w e r e :
President
Vice-President
Recordiiuj Secretary
Corresponding Secretary
Treasurer
Mistress of Ceremonies
Critic
Marshal
Pianist
ICmma Grace Webb
Alma Terrell
Constance McCoy
i\hea Cnj^'erman
J ayn 1 Uickley
l^lizabeth Chapman
l':iizabeth 1 'eters
Janet White
Marian Shultes
T h e members of On in are :
Senior,s
11 oiler, Jane
Levison, Reba
Simon, Dorothy
Webb, b^.mma Grace
Williams, ICmily
Williams. Marjorie
\'an Ostrand, Susan
Juniors
Adams, Rosalind
I'oom, Dorothea
l')uri^nian, Jane
r>uckley, Jane
lUijecowski, Helen
I'raetkreutz, Rachi'l
Caldwell. Susan
Chapman, bdizabeth
Clemons, Dorothy
Dorwaldt, Helen
b'einberjj;-, I'lorence
(larrison, ^'irJ4•inia
GriFtin. bdizabeth
Lerner, l^leano •
M a r x , Adelaide
Matchette. Iveta
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McCoy, Constance
IVlcrs, Elizal)elh
Kapj), IClizal)elh
Rouse, ivuth
Saether, Audrey
WHITE
Stutz, Clara
Terrell, Alma
Unt;ernian. Rhea
Wehrle, Eva
Wooflin, ILlizabetli
Sophomores
r.ates, h'rances
r.auer, Adelia
I laniblin, Marjorie
I lartt, Elfreida
Kornit, ITildreth
Kyle, Margaret
Lee, Margaret
Eee, l\uth
Naumoff, ITelen
Ostrander, Dorothy
Peck, Mary
Ivosbrook", Cornelia
Schottin, Thelma
Shultes, Marian
Ward. Ruth
White, Janet
WMlson, Gertrude
The election of the new officers has taken ])lace, and the results attained are
so excellent that, with the cooperaticjn of all its members, Ouin is in store for a
L)rosperous }'ear.
R. U.
2
It is with the i^reatest satisfaction and confidence that Sis^ina comes to the
end of another successful year.
The i\ush I'arty, the Sii^ma Ran(|uet, the fun of Girls' Day, and the Sigma
Oulint^- have been the best ever.
W e are sure that the newly-elected officers will carry on the work of the
society just as successfully as this year's oi'ficers. W e wish tliem the best of luck.
The regular meetint^s as well as the social meetinj^s have been verv interesting"
and worthwhile because of the cooperative spirit of ;dl the members.
R. V. N.
OHicrrs
President
I 'lcc-Prcsidcut
Sccrclary
Treasurer
Critic
Senior liditor
Mistress of Ceremonies
Marshal
Lorna I )r()wne
]\largaret Crouse
Rutli Milas
Rulli Reiner
Shirley Walker
Rutli Nichols
Lola I'arbour
Marv Cavin
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Seniors
I'arboiir, Lola
C'fjopcr, llarrict
Crounsc, l^thcl
J )rownc, Lorna
I'^inklc, Katherine
l-'inn, Thehna
JHetcher, Ruth
Hall, Barbara
I lallenbeck, Nancy
1 lane, Geraldine
Hughes, jenn}'
Nichols, Ruth
()rborne, I>^uth
Reiner, Ruth
Walker, Shirley
Tronnes, Flf)rence
Juniors
r.ennet, j a n e
C'lialkcr, Dorothy
Crousc, Margaret
Ciardner, Alice
(irover, Mildred
Lel'Vvre, |eaii
].ivin^ijslon, Mars^aret
Masterson, Jane
McMahon, Ruth
Mi las, Ruth
Murray, Alice
Newcomb, l^lizabeth
Totter, Lois
Sickler, Donna
Stevens, M y r a
Stott, Katherine
Twichel, Caroline
\'an Cott, Janet
W'hitteniore, janet
S()])lioinorcs
r.aiier, P.eltv
Cavin, Alary
Doot'z, Jane
Duffie, Myra
lCnii)las4e, Jean
I'^inkle, Helen
b'isher, Marian
h^-ank, IClsa
1 lannay, Naoniie
1 lartmann, Alice
Holland, Davis
Lipjx'rt, Madelain
Palmer, Arline
Roberts,
Smith, Sarah
Stans^-, Katherine
Wrdker, Mariorie
LTnder the leadershi]) of the follovvins^' oflicers, Adelphoi now brings to a close
a very successful y e a r :
President
Vicc-Prcs'idoU
Master of Ccrououics
Sccrctary
Treasurer
Ihisiiiess A/aiiayer
Ser(jea}it-at-,\rms
William McCoi'd
Creorj^e Rosbrook
William Drake
Rodman l'\'isoldt
Raymond I 'a funda
I'aul lU-ik'
Raymond Carviil
Adelphoi's iirst social activity was an outini^- at Indian Ladder. Soon after
this an initiation was held, and eighteen new members were admitted into the
society. During the Christmas vacation Adelphoi held a theatre part\' which was
attended by a large percentage of the society.
( )|"ficers for the coming year will be elected .')t the annurd ban(|uet wh.ich is
to take place sometime in June.
R. W . V.
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TTTE C R I M S O N
AND
WTTITE
Tlic JCxchange Department of the "Crimson and White" would like to take
this opportunity to thank its contributors for helping to make this an interesting
and "pe])])}'" column. Those who have been our constant and loyal friends this
year are as follows:
" T h e Academe," " T h e Cue," " T h e Red and Black," " T h e Oracle," " T h e
Spectator," " T h e T o r c h , " " T h e Vincentian," "Enterprise," "Bleatings," " T i g e r
Cub," "Hermonite," "Chand Bagh Chronicle," " M . H. S. N e w s , " "High School
Recorder," "Shucis," " T h e Mirror," "Ulsterette," "Triangle," " T h e Clarion."
"The
Cue"—Albany
Boys' Academy.
"The Cue" is always worth-while and entertaining, but somehow we found
the last number a trilie under the standard; the literature and school notes were
not up to par.
"The Academe"—Albany
Academy for Girls, Albany, N. Y .
W e feel that we can truthfully call "The Academe"
the most complete
school magazine that we have received. W e wish to praise such a good piece of
work as this is.
"The
I/ermonife"—Alount
1 Termon, Massachusetts.
The well-hlled columns of "The Hermonite,"
show the result of hard work. Come again!
"M. If. S.
especially
"I lermonitems,"
Mechanicville, N. Y .
The "M. II. S. News" is tilled with excellent material and shows signs of
la'ent. May we suggest?- -a few cuts would add greatlv.
'The Ulsterette"—Saugerties
High School, Saugerties. N. Y .
The "Chapel Calendar" attracted our attention at once, and we were annised
1)V the comments on the i)rograms. "The Ulsterette" has a vi'rv nice showin"' of
advertisements.
TIIK
"The
Torch"—CixthoWz
lincl "The
We
ments.
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AND W H I T E
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Central H i g h School, T r o y , N . Y .
Torch"
exceptionally
rich in literary value and
advertise-
W e w e r e rather disappointed, h o w e v e r , in the lack of c u t s ; they wcnild
add so much to the appearance of the magazine.
ALUMNI NOTES
T h i s being the " G r a d u a t e s ' " issue of the "Crimson
and
JVhife,"
it seems
only litting and proper that little space he monojiolized by the alumni and l o w e r classmen.
W i t h this fact in mind, and also, because as m a n y M i l n e A l u m n i as
l)ossible have previously been mentioned this year, w e have procured short letters
of greeting f r o m t w o of our "loc.'d" A l u m n i with w h o m most of the g r a d u a t i n g
class are well accpiainted.
A n d n o w . Seniors, w e take this opportunity to wish y o u the best of luck in
the f u t u r e , and w e hope that you will be s u c c e s s f u l in w h a t e v e r y o u undertake.
M a y 29, 1031
T o THE. SENIORS,
T h e time has now come for y o u to leave M i l n e H i g h School.
During your
course of f o u r y e a r s you all have done much f o r Milne, and have been a credit
to her.
N e x t year when y o u start out again, do so c a r r y i n g this same fine spirit
with you.
Good luck to you a l l !
FRANCES McMAHON,
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M a y 29, 1931
DEAR SENIORS,
A s }'ou are now preparing to leave M i l n e and go your' separate w a y s , m a y 1
extend
my sincere congratulations
f o r the achievements of
y e a r s and my best wishes f o r y o u r success in y e a r s to come.
y o u r high
school
Here's best (jf luck
to y o u in college and unanimous cheer f r o m the A l u m n i .
W ' r y sincerely
HIUJ.CN C U O M I K ,
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" r . a n g , " went the rilles at the m a n o e u v r e s .
" O o - o o ! " screamed the ])retty girl.
S h e jumped b a c k w a r d into the arms of
a y o u n g man.
"Oh."
she said, blushing.
"1
was
frightened by the rilles.
1 beg y o u r
pardon."
" N o t at all," said the y o u n g men.
" L e t ' s go ovej- and watch the artillery."
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TIIR: CRIMSON
AND
BASEBALL
IMilnc has just c()nii)k'lc(l licr baseball scheduk' for the season of '30-'3i and
as a whole it must be considered as a failure. Up to the time of writin.S;- the team
has been unable to, f>ain a victory and has suffered defeats at the hands of the
Academy, Industrial, and Scotia. Some of these losses were the results of hardfous^ht shames, however, and the results can j^enerally be contended (tn the losins^'
side of our led.^er l)ecause of the breaks of a balli^ame.
In our lirst j^ame which was i)laye(l at Academy I-^ield we were defeated
bv a score of lO to 8. This was a ver)- hard-fou.^ht s^ame, and our team was
leadiu!^- in the contest most of the way. In the very first inning- the Milne
te.am fdled the bases with nobody out, but due to breaks were unable to carry a
scort' across the plate; however, a few innings later the battini;- ])unch in the
Milne line-up started connecting- for base hits, and before lonj^ the score stofxl
5 to () in favor of Milne. In a Later imiinj^- these live runs were thrown to the
wind by the iMilne team, and a new spirit of enerj^y had to be started. In the
seventh inning- the yXcademy i)ushe(l across live runs which tied the score,
rmd in the eij^'hth they did not succeed in scoring- any more runs, but in the
iMilne half of the eighth, 3 runs were i)ushe(l across, this mal>:in<;- the score read
8 to 5 in favor of .Milne. The end of the eighth ])r()vt'd disastrous, as the
Academy manas^ed to push 5 runs across the I)late, and the score was TO to 8 in
favor of Academy. This proved to be the final result, as Milne was unrd)le to
do anythint^' with the pitching- of I'orrester in this half of the ninth. lM)rrester
helped his team alons^- in this contest by hittini;- two triples and by drivini^- in most
of the Academy runs. The bit^- bats of the Milne hitters brou.qht about the banishment of Link in the sixth inniui^-.
In our second ,<4ame which was with Industrial, another defeat was sulfered.
This was a tout^h s^ame to lose because until the fmal innins^- Milne was tied
with the visitors. As the Industrial team came to bat for their half of the last
frame, a i)ass was issued to the fn'st batter, then the next batter sent the iirst i)itch
loopin.t^- into left field, and then the umpire instead of t^oint^- over to make sure
whether or not it was fair, took for t^ranted that it was, and called it accordingly.
The ball, however, was not fair and a ^i^reat deal of discussion followed, esjjecially
when the umpire missed another decision on the same i)layer at home plate. The
ball was returned from the field just as the. runner was coming- home, and the
Milne catcher succeeded in puttino- him out at home, but the umpire was off the
job a.uain, and he called the runner safe. These were the outstanding- "breaks"
of the season, and these were really the fault of poor umpirin,ii-, «'iiid this loss can
ti-eiieralK' bt' contended to that fact.
TTIE
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AND WIFTTK
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In (jur last ,iianie uj) to tlie time of writins^", wiiicli was a slu.^fcst at Scotia,
the Milne i)layers af^ain had a taste of defeat. The jj;"ame was well played, but
owing to the hard .^rounds to which Milne was unaccustomed, the Scotia boys were
unable to out-])lay them in nearly every de])artment. The final score of the i;ame
was 12 to 4. The boys were hoping- for a return game with Scotia, but owing to
weather conditions this was impossible.
About four other games were also
postponed because of weather conditions, and if it were not for this Milne would
have had a very successful season.
This is ])robably the last i)iece of work' 1 will be doing for Milne, and in
turning the reins over to my assistant. "Lee" Reynolds, 1 am wishing him a very
successful season in Milne as sports editor of the "Crimson and Whits," and in
all his other scliool work. 1 enjoyed writing for the "Crimson ini'l White" ver}much and I hoj)e that " L e e " and his assistant will also enjoy it as much as 1 did.
bdections for the Ca])tain and Manager of the baseball tea.n for the '^i-'.V
season will be held after the gaiue with the Academy which will be jjlayed at
The baseball team lined up this year is as follows:
I'afunda, ss.; vMberts, c f . ; I'helps or (lippert, c.; C^'irvill, ib.; M.'iyberr\', If.;
Reynolds, ]).; Getman. 2b.; Rosbrook. rf.; May, 2b.
Ridgelield I'ark on Tuesday, June 2.
A. F. P.
SATIRE CLUB
d^he .Satire Dramatics Club has enjoyed a very successful year under the
leadership of the f(jllowing ot'licers:
President
Connie McC^oy
Sccrctary
Dot ()strander
Treasurer
William .Spclman
Although our mnnber was comparatively small, each one was seriously interested in dramatics, and thus. Miss Kelley, our sponsor, found us a grou]) eag^-r
to accomplisli the utmost along dramatic lines.
in the beginning of the }'ear. the club was divided into groujjs. each interested
in some special phase of tlie i)r()duction of plays, namely: make-uj). "props." costumes, and acting, ddie club, as a whole, derived much benelU from the hearing
of i)lays read, and the discussions that followed. A large number of the club
meml)ers exercised their talent l)y particip:iting in many of Uie ])lavs ])resented
in cliapel and also in the Christmas I'lays. "The I'ot T.oiK'r." a satire, was en;icte(l
in chapv'l by the .Satire Club.
Deeming it a fitting project, together, we have written a plaw dedicating it
to future members of the Dramatics Club. ()ur most sincere wish, as this scliool
year draws to a close, is for the success of next year's Dramatics Club—ma\' it
e\])erience a ])leasant coml)ination of love and fun.
D. ( ). and C. A. M.
TIFK
CRIMSON
AND
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Insurance.' ai;x'nt fillin!; oul an aiiplication l i l a n k — H a v e y o u ever had
ap-
pendicitis ?
A i ) p l i c a n t — W e l l , 1 was operated on, hut 1 have never felt quite sure whether
it was appendicitis or professional curiosity.
L'sher—Don't y o u like the s h o w ?
I'^inkle—Yes, indeed !
Lusher—Idien w h y are you hissing- the p e r f o r m e r s ?
k^inkde-—Why, i w — w a s — n ' t h—hissini^-.
I w — a s s—s—s—sim]^ly s — s — s —
s a v i n , t o S — s — s — s a n i n i i e that the s—s—s—sin^-in|n^ is s — s — s — s u ] i e r l ) .
Tat
( t o car])enter w h o just hit himself (jn the t h u m l ) ) — D o n ' t y o u
know
h o w to drive a nail yet, without smashin' yer fms^er?
C a r p e n t e r — N o . you blamed fool, and neither do you.
I'at—.Surt' 1 do.
Hold the hammer with both hands.
A'lother^—Why, j o h n n y , you selfish hoy.
W h y didn't y o u ,i;ive y o u r sister
a piece o f y o u r a])ple?
j o h n n y — 1 ^ave her the seeds.
She can plant 'em and have a w h o l e o r c h a r d .
Rastus (runnin,^- away f r o m after rohhin.i^- chicken h o u s e ) - I'.oy, w h y is dem
hei'S followin' us so closel}'?
S a m — K e e ] ) runnin', hoy, dem ain't bees, dem is buck'shot.
Roz/.ie s e x : — " i have decided to call my i^irl I'oison because she's tioinj^'
ptomaine this s u m m e r . "
" W h y did (lilda C r a y stop in tlu' middle of that d a n c e ? "
"( )h. I don't k n o w .
1 .s^uess she ^ot writher's c r a m p . "
lin.i^-^-What shall we d o ?
W i l s o n - I'll S])in a coin.
If it's heads we'll o-,, to the m o v i e s ; tails w.' i>o to
the dance, and if it stands on ed,oe we'll studv.
T H E
CRIMSON
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Good Natiired Fat G i r l — W o n ' t you join mc in a cup of tea?
A n o t h e r — W e l l , you f^X't in and I'll see if there is any room left for me.
j u d , ^ e — W h o m did you m a r r y ?
S w e d e — I married a woman.
judi^e ( l o u d l y ) — W e l l , you fool, did you ever know anyone who didn't marry
a woman ?
S w e d e — Y a , my sister.
S c o t c h — C o m e on.
She married a man.
l.et's LJO for a sail.
S c o t c h e r — N a . na. 1 have had a ^uid dinner at the cost o' three and saxpense, an' I'm takin' na risks.
March is women's m o n t h — w i n d y .
Chem. P r o f . — F i r s t I'll take some sul])huric acid, and then some chloroform.
M c C o r d — T h a t ' s a "-ood idea.
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Drake—Oh, that was just so much idle talc.
vSont^- of the I'arber's Collejj^e—"My Face Is in Your TTands."
Modern I'roverl)—Children should l)e obscene and not heard.
Me—I'm f^ropin<^ for words.
She—Well, you don't expect to find them around my neck, do you?
She—Don't you love me any more?
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She—lUit I haven't had to sla]) your face in a week.
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