THEATRE REVIEWS The Scotsman 16 August 2003 “Patrick Fitzgerald’s score is diverse, powerfully expressive and appealingly direct: imagine Leonard Cohen, Jacques Brel, Stephen Sondheim and even Aaron Schonberg competing for stave space. A bit of an indie hero, fans of Fitzgerald’s Kitchens of Distinction success d’estime outfit should storm the box office. He dances on the half-circle of pedals, making an electronic orchestra of a simple steel string. And even that seems secondary to the sheer visceral blast of Fern Smith’s performance. With a powerful, growly alto, a to-die-for black-sequinned Betty Boop costume, and the physicality of a decathlete, she is astounding, like a figure-skating Ute Lemper.” The Belfast Telegraph 9 September 2003 “Written, composed and performed by Patrick Fitzgerald and Fern Smith, this unique sample of experimental theatre combines Fitzgerald’s musicality with Smith’s amazing theatricality to great effect. Against an atmospheric lighting plot, Fitzgerald’s music fluctuates between angry and sombre moods to reflect changing emotions, while Smith’s cutting, wide-ranging and distinctive vocals demand the attention of the audience. Indeed, you really should try to experience this amazing show. It will last in the memory long after the final performance.” The Western Mail 14 March 2003 “The piece is performed as a series of monologues and songs and the effect is that of a kind of postmodernist French chanson singer emerging from an emotional maelstrom. A mesmeric, uncomfortable, unique, awesome performance.”