Wrestlers finally beat La Crosse The scoop on ice-fishing See Sports, page 8 See Outdoors, page n V niYersity of \\'isconsin-Stevens Point Volume 48, No. 13 Student senate to vote • on differential tuition December 11, 2003 Winter finally arrives in Poir~t were hit with a $500 increase in tuition this year, and students just don't want to pay more." UWSP Chancellor Virginia Helm said Tuesday that while timing for implementation could be better, the necessity of the pro- By Andrew Bloeser NEWS EDITOR ~Tuition increase of no more than $25 Photo by Patricia Larson Thefirst major ,,·nmi'fa/1 of' the season .finally comes on the eve ofthe semester hreak. \Students call for tenure resolutions Student senate to vote on resolutions on Thursday By Johanna Nelson NEWS REPORTER ex p !oratory committee. An outpouring of emails and phone calls received by the Student Government Association senators culminated in the body's discussion of resO. lutions favoring a reconsideration of the recent tenure decisions on professors Bryan and Michelle Brophy-Baermann last Thursday. "We Columns Inside Letters and Opinion -4 Features -6 Sports -8 News Office:(715) 346-2249 Time constraints as well as concerns raised about both Brophy-Baermann pieces of legislation led the Student Government Association to consider postponing the issue for a week, when the resolutions were initially presented. Katie Gillespie, an SGA senator; explained that last week's meeting was very busy, with four guest speakers, four pieces of old business, and four pieces of new business. ·'These pieces were time sensitive," Gillespie stated. "I wanted [the pieces of legislation] to be given their due considenltion and debate. I was also Outdoors -u Arts &Review -13 Comics -14 Musings from Mirman-4 The Man's Take -10 As I See It -10 See Tenure resolutions, page 2 www.uwsp.edu/stu/org/pointer Wild Matters -u Mr. Winters' -u College Survival Guide-14 . Business Office: (715) 346-3800 unaware that the BrophyBaermann pieces were so urgent. After speaking with the author I realized that I made a mistake. and voted to amend the agenda and add both pieces of legislation to new business last Thursday." SGA concern also centered upon the fact that it was unclear as to whether the issue was a student or faculty affair. Nick Crawford, president of SGA, declined to comment due to the sensitivity of the subject. Sara Stone, speaker of the senate, did comment, stating. '·I ... -"i. ~~POINTER online Advertising Office: (715) 346-3707 Page 2 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer - ipate in making the most important decision, who teaches them, is gratifying to from page 1 me," said Riley. "It certainly puts the lie to think that the concern was that it is a facul- the notion that students don't care about ty issue because it is a flaw in how faculty those kinds of things, they'll become involved when they believe that there's handles tenureship." something they should be involved in." S~udent response in favor of the pieces Both pieces of legislation will come of legislation was strong, and at the December 4 meeting, SGA voted to place up for a vote at Thursday's senate meeting. Discussion will continue followed by a the pieces on the agenda as new business. Phone calls and e-mails directed vote to decide whether or not the resolutoward senators reflected student support tions will be adopted. Ample time will be provided for debate and discussion, includand concern. "When the rules committee set the ing time for the gallery to speak. Students agenda, it wasn't clear how significant of who wish to voice their opinions simply · an jssue this was," said SGA senator have to locate a senator willing to cede Jeffrey Adams. "1, myself, had no idea how his/her time allotted for discussion of the much commotion this caused among stu- issue. Stone and Adams were both pleased dents until I started getting phone call~ at with student/senator interactions and felt it home." Gillespie said she also received a great was a great example of how SGA wor.ks deal of student input. with students to address important issues. "The fact that it was put on the agenda "Besides the urgency of the matter, what really made a difference was hearing was great and it gave us chance to hear from students about how important they everything through. In that respect," said feel the Brophy-Baermanns are to this Stone. "I think that it shows that you can University," she said. "As a senator, it's be heard on the Senate floor and it encoureasy to complain about student apathy, but ages students to bring their issues to us so I am amazed at how organized and pas- that we can help." Adams added "it really shows how sionate students are on this issue." · Gillespie provided an example of one much can happen when you feel strongly particular student who visited her office about something. I'm also pleased to see and spent 30 minutes discussing the issue how the senators have also taken an active with her. role by adding these pieces of legislation to Feedback such as this led her to state, the agenda and by seeking out student "I will be voting yes on both pieces of leg- input." In terms of the tenure appeals process, islation because I feel it is what my cona written statement of the reasons for ~tituents want." Erin Fay, Legislative Issues Director, denial has been delivered to both Bryan . declined to comment about the issue that and Michelle Brophy-Baermann. Professor precipitated the resolutions, but also noted Riley cited the next step in the process as a that many senators have been contaated by formal request for reconsideration. If this their constituents. happens, then the meeting will probably ' "i' ab'solutely feel that it is a student take place some time in January. issue' and that the outpouring of concern Professor Riley also noted that a meetfrom ·students is evidence of that," said ing of the Political Science Department Fay. was scheduled for December I 0 at 2 p.m. The level of student activism led to Riley discussed the order of business, praise from Dennis Riley, professor of which was to involve a briefing from the politicill science at UW-Stevens Point. Vice Chancellor's office, followed by a dis"The · response of students and the cussion of how the department plans to extent to which students have expressed- conduct the reconsideration meeting. not merely support for Bryan and Under consideration was student participa, Mich~lle- but the extent to which they have tion, whanhe Brophy-Baermann's specificl voiced their concerns about their own edu- rights will be, and whether or not there will cation, and expressed their desire to partie- be formal procedures at the meeting. Tenure resolutions Poetry comes to Point Photo by Liz Bolton Peggy Hong, a poet, dancer and yoga instructor, headlined the 2003 UW-Stevens Point Writers Workshop. The annual progam honors writers at the junior and senior high school level. I For more information e-mail pointer@uwsp.edu 0 R $ 5 .0 0 · C 0 NT R l B • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13TH SPICY TIE BAND ·····································~·································· 1960 POST ROAD PLOVER • '·· • i' Someone with an English background, knowlege of the AP Style Guide, an~ an affinity fot tedious work STORM . •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • Copy Editor Wanted: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12TH RINGING AN UNW: I' f l' ' .,, Page 3 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer As it is currently worded, a differential tuition proposal at UWSP could cost students no more than $25 per semester, which means that it could also receive less funding, or no funding, in the event none of the proposed initiatives prove appealing. Due to the uncertainty surrounding differential tuition, other proposals to increase UWSP's resources have also been raised. Chancellor Helm revealed a plan last week that would increase the price students pay for each credit hour they take after exceeding 12 credit hours in a semester, which would bring more funds into the university's base budget. Differential tuition from page 1 ing is not provided for what constitutes "student success initiatives." "It's a very loose definition; it encompasses a lot of options," said Renee Stieve, SGA vicepresident. "There could become a concern over what qualifies as promoting student success, and hopefully that definition will be tightened in the senate if they decide to support the proposal." The proposal's language has also drawn attention for another reason-it doesn't guarantee that differential tuition will actually be adopted even if the proposal receives approval. UWSP bans late night music By Rachel Peterson ~' NEWS CONTRIBUTOR Music students are struggling to adapt to a September UW-Stevens Point policy change to close Nelson Hall at midnight. UWSP Protective Services, along with the Stevens Point Police Department, are consistently enforcing the building's new po~ icy after several residents complained about the late night noise pouring out of Nelson Hall "We had many complaints and something had to be done about them," said Heather June, a Protective Services radio operator. "The community calls were clogging up our emergency lines." Students who violate the policy by practicing in nelson Hall after midnight will be asked to leave the building immediately. Students who fail to comply with feels that the event "reinforces the the policy may receive a $200 message of Dr. King. The values citation from the Stevens Point are non-violence, making change, · Pollee Department. working together, cooperation, and peace." ' McGinley emphasizes that for her, Dr. King's message is largely about community involvement. She states, "It didn't occur to me to not be a part of commu nity service. This is a great oppor tunity for this." Strege feels that this is an By Jolene Romenesko event which people of all different NEWS CONTRIBUTOR cultural backgrounds can appreci The UW-Stevens Point ate. He says, however, "Some stu Allen Center is undergoing condents tell me that they think struction over the semester break, Martin Luther King is too heavy with changes being made to the on African-American issues and upper and lower floors and an doesn't pertain to people of other expansion of the Cardio Center. backgrounds. That was the issue of the time, but it could be inter"The Allen Center has been preted to cooperation between all in need of renovation because of kinds of people. Dr. King's mes the limited space in the entire sage applies toward cooperation building," said Susan Crotteau, between Black and White, Jew Assistant Oirector of University and Gentile, and all others." Centers. "The Cardio Center Various service projects will needs more space for machines be held in commemoration of and stretching areas as well as Martin Luther King from I to 3, space for personal training." which will be followed by a Included in the renovations reception at UWSP at 3:30 p.m. will be another row of cardio Strege asks that all students who machines in the center. Outdoor are interested and available con Ed-Ventures, currently located tact him through Multi-Cultural downstairs, will move to the secAffairs. ond floor, and the vacated space •City to celebrate MLK Day, with volunteer spirit By David Cohen ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR Stevens Point will celebrate its sixth annual Martin Luther King Day event Jan. 19 as a vol unteer involvement fair, with five different sites throughout the city where students and community members will have a chance to congregate. The event is designed to allow people who want to get involved in volunteering a chance to make connections. After a day of working to help the community, participants will join together at UWSP for reflection, socializing, entertainment and sports. Groups involved in the . organization of the celebration are the Department on Aging, the Key Club of Stevens Point Area Senior High (SPASH), the Boy and Girl Scouts and Jeri McGinley . of the College of Natural Resources. The event is focused toward working with the high school students, but Ron Strege, multicultural issues director for the Student Government Association, and McGinley hope that this year UWSP students will have more of a presence. Martin Luther King Day holds different kinds of relevance for various participants. Strege ~Allen David Kamikawa, a junior choral education major, was surprised by the city's decision and wishes the community would support the music students as they learn to adapt to the new building. "The city residents should have responded better," said Kamikawa. "The new Fine Arts Center will benefit the commun~ ty by bringing in more students, and ·an increase in students at . UWSP means more money for the community." Each student said there is a difference between practicing during the day and late at night. The students unanimously agreed that the later they practice, the more practice rooms are available. Students say that during the school day, especially around noon , all practice rooms fill up quickly and many students must wait for rooms to open up . "Waiting for a practice room to open up is annoying," said Kokkeler. "The number of prao- tice rooms is limited, but when one takes into consideration that five rooms are designed solely for pianists, one finds the wait for the remaining rooms to open up unbearable." The building was not designed as a music building and will never be as soundproof as the Fine Arts Center. Each practice rooin is equipped with a mass of detached carpet squares, curtains and foam walls in an attempt to stop the transfer of sound throughout Nelson Hall. "The stuffy, stale air is hot and you can't keep the windows open," said Kam ikawa, "and because of the heat, all pianos are out of tune, which makes practicing very difficult." · Heather June hopes that UWSP students and the Stevens Point community will continue to remain patient until the compl& tion of the new Fine Arts Center addition, at which point the music students may return to their designated building. Center to undergo renovation Center to be closed during winterim . will be used for a second group Crotteau said that the Allen fitness room. The kitchen area Center was once a dining hall but will be totally dismantled, creat- was closed due to declining ing office space for full time staff enrolment. and several student positions : The bui,lding has been transThe building will also receive formed three times but never window and ventilation · totally renovated. upgrades. The Allen Center is expected "I believe that the renova- to be closed from Dec. 15 until tions to the Allen Center will Jan . 21. Crotteau believes that have a positive affect on mem- most students will be away for bership with more space and the holidays during this time, so more equipment," said Sheryl few will be inconvenienced. It is Poirer, a full time staff member, possible for members to use the Members of the Cardio Strength Center, located in the Center have also complained Quandt Field House, during the about the lack ' of cardio equip- renovation period. ment in the center. The Allen Center renovation "I have been going to work is taking place to ensure all stuout only to find that there are no dents who want to use the facility cardio machines left. Sometimes have enough room to do so. I have to wait 20 or 30 minutes to "The Allen Center is here to get on one," said Jamie Krause, a help renew and reenergize stustudent member of the center. dents in a convenient and afford. Dining services money paid able way," said Crotteau. by the student body every year is funding the $500,000 renovation. ./ •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• : Summet 1004 A male reported the theft a pair of jeans and a wallet from his room. • Study Abtoad now! u·, in your r u t ure.I ------- p~ ~~ "'"#l't 6".,~-1~ ,.~,,""' ~~ ,,. ,,. ~~ ~ 11~' Hansen Hall Saturday, Dec. 6 10:30 p.m. Type: Trespassing •• • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • •The Protective Services office was notified of a fire I 08 Collin1 Clauroom Center :S46-t717 :Type: Theft .. Science Building Thursday, Dec. 4 11:16 p.m . Type: Theft ' :accidently started in a Baldwin Hall office. International Pro ram1 • • • • A male reported seeing an individual on the second floor of the building who is currently banned from entering all residence halls. :Baldwin Hall •Sunday, Dec. 7 11:53 p.m. •• Type: Accidental • property damage • ••Knutzen Hall •.sunday, Dec. 7 4:20 p.m. : • A male reported the theft of his bike from the southwest entrance, east wing, of the science building. ·• • ..--------------------------------------------- .•• • Campus Beat is compiled by UWSP Protective Services. All names withheld. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •• Page 4 December 11, 2003 LETTERS & OPINION for the .BrophyBaermann's ~ support Musings from Mirman It's the last issue of the semester, so I'm goin~ back to my sports roots. By Dan Mirman EDITOR IN CHIEF The Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears provide one of the greatest rivalries in all of sports, or at least they used to. For the better part of my adult life I have watched my favorite team, da Bears, get smoked by the Packers. Even worse than the fact that my team gets beaten up regu-larly, I usually watch this stomping in person. once a year. First, a little background. My grandpa has season tickets for the Packers, hut he only goes to the warmer weather games. This situation means that" every year my dad and I journey together to Lam beau ·Field to witness this one-sided rivalry. My dad, the faithful Packer fan, hoped that I would ret~rn home Saturday night so we could wake up and hit the road at 8 a.m sharp. However, I had already committed myself to a Saturday night party. After weighing the options, I decided that I could still go out Saturday and make it home by 8 on Sunday. My dad was not thrilled with this dec~ sion and he used one last effort to convince me to come home Saturday saying, "Let's face it, Dan, punctuality is not your strong suit." He may have had a point, but I really didn't care. I wanted to have my cake and eat it too, to borro\V a worn-out cliche. . It turned out my dad was right and I pulled up to my house at approximately 8:17. After the initial yelling of, "You're a half hour late, when are you . going to start listening to me," we packed the car · and headed to the frozen tundra. After a brief stop at the grocery store, where I purcfiased copies of the Chicago Tribune and Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, (gotta keep the objectivity) we headed north on 29 toward Green Bay. At this point it should be noted that the entire week I ran my mouth about the Bears winning this game. I made prideful bets with some close friends and, as a result, I must participate in the Polar Bear Plunge and wear a Brett Favre jersey and matching cap. At work I told anyone who would listen that Favre is the new washed-up quarterback of the NFL. I made comparisons-to Dan Marino in the late '90s as a guy who will never see glory again. Besides, if the Bears lost, they would be eliminated from the playoffs and I wouJd have to wait another year to make any smart-ass remarks. Going back to the trip, we arrived in Green Bay at 10 a.m. and after purchasing a bag of pistachios we walked to the stadium. We enjoyed a pre-game meal at Curly's Pub, which is located in the stad~ urn, and then found our seats. Not to brag, but our seats are located on the Bear's side of the 50 yard line about 20 rows up, although there is not a single bad seat in Lam beau Field. The stadium is absolutt>ly immaculate and the renovations make it even more picturesque than before. My seat placed me next to_a middle-aged gentleman from Minocqua, behind a lady who looked eerily similar to Cruella Deville al)d in front of a fellow Bears fan who felt my pain. For those who didn't view this contest, the Bears scored the first two touchdowns and for one quarter I felt bliss. Though not a reJigious man, I had prayed for these results the entire week, but then the tables turned. The Pack would score the next 34 points and once again I would witness a blowout at Lam beau. I would like to think that at 22 yeats of age I am above letting a silly sporting event control my mood. I'm not. During the walk back to the car I felt contempt for humanity. I kept hoping that some jerk-off Packer fan would get in my face and use that oh-so original line, "The Bears still suck.~' That would allow me t~e chance to snap at him. I would ask him if that was his own material. I would thank him for his originality and ask him to keep me up to date when he comes up with a new saying. But none of that ever happened. I have yet to meet a rude, obnoxious Packer fari on my trips to Lambeau field. The only time I have seen fights or yelling came when some rude Bears fan instigated it. I hope that some day I will have the opportunity to visit Lam beau and leave after a Bears victory. However, until that day comes, I will still find solace in cheering- for the Bears and_whatever team plays the Packers that particular week. Recently, the UWSP Political Science Department voted on whether to give two teachers, Professors Michelle and Bryan Brophy-Baermann, tenure. Unfortunately for the student body of this university~ they were not given tenure. Both of these teachers during my stay at UWSP have demonstrated that they are extremely knowledgeable in their fields and have more than ample skill in the art of teaching. Michelle is not only a fabulous teacher who easily relates class material to her students, but head up the Political Science Honor Society and makes herself availible to students at many times of the day. Bryan is also a fabulous teacher who relates the matt>rial easily to the students, and EDITOR IN CHIEF BUSINESS MANAGER MANAGING EDITOR NEWS EDITOR ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR OUTDOORS EDITOR ASSISTANT OUTDOORS EDITOR FEATURES EDITOR ASSISTANT FEATURES EDITOR PHOTO EDITC)R ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR ARTS & REVIEW EDITOR GRAPHICS EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER ASST. ADVERTISING MANAGER ON-LINE EDITOR ~r~ our elections popularity ~Qn~~s'ts?" ' .,,~ <. _,., ·v <··· ' ,,~;-L:·- J am one o1~the original.five.who presented "'the_CRs theimpeachment papers last week. This letter is in response to the impeachment proceedings occurring the night of November 19th, 1 [egardingthe College Republicans. >Our poirit was demonstrated sufficiently I • beli~ve by our group refusing to vote in favor of our owri claim, but in case anyone failed to grasp it, I'll lay it out for you: The political system in America currently is not about upholding freedom, rior ideals, nor preservation of quality of - 'life. It is a large .scale popularity contest fueled by rhetoric and illogical claims intended to grasp emotional responses which are perpetuated and . bolstered by the media. Our little slice of political interaction tonight at UWSP is a shining example 'bfthis fact. · · The majority of participants could care less about political issues or republican ideals. What they were there to support were their friends, with no inkling or regard of the politicat and ethical connotations behi'nd their actions. Vice President Re~ecca Barnard is fortunate to have such strong '{Social connections with the swim team, and the other officers ofth'e college republicans with their 'rt;Jspective other oigarlizations in order to generate , such a pos-itive response to their "cause". ... , Furthermore; ·the ilJogical, emotionally ;. charged rhetorjc displayed ·by the officers of the Republican Club tonight is also representative of · ·America.;s politics in general, especially secretary. ·). ,. :;;-- a COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR :> Matt Stack's repetitive invoking; of God in his dissertation. The CRs took a page otit of George W.'s dictionary ofthetoric by'labeling ~s as "organiz;ational terrorists" and claiming that we are trying to take away freedom of speech; an interesting claim coming from group who .supports a bill (the Patriot Act) that threatens our personal fret>doms as never before. The use of philosophical quotes· by the officers of the CRs is -also laughable, as many of the individuals they quoted openly condemn their use of emotional rhetoric in favor of logically based arguments. · So after all this commotion is -over, the CR will go about their business as usual, with their five-person meetings, and their catchy T-shirt slogans, with no analyzation of the effects of who and what they support. While thousands more die in the name of economic progress, and th~ biotic' life-support system that supports humanity is destroyed via culturaL arrogance every9ay,·the ,people in attendance at tonight's meeting will go about their lives, sedated by self-lnterest. . Tonight accomplished nothing except to display how truly ridiculous and hollow political b~Jief is on. this campus, which was exactly.ourpoint. A populaFity contest based on sup~rficiaL.factors is no way to go about deciding ,the correct\}ray to ru,n a socf ety, and furthermore, tolfve; ~- , · 'Fatrick Brennand (JWSP Senior also provides in depth assignments that challenge students to think critically and apply themselves to the political field. A university should dream of having two teachers like the Brophy-Baermanns to teach and train future politi€al scientists. If the political science department cannot realize this, then I'm not sure what the goal of the department is. Obviously its not retaining two of the best professors in the department whom the stU:. dents love and learn from. Rather, they must just be trying to create a subpar academic atmosphere without two teachers who really make a difference. Jacob Haseman UWSP student THE POINTER COPY EDITOR .,-.,_. ...· UWSP The Pointer FACULTY ADVISER Dan Mirman Nate Emerich Steve Seamandel Andrew Bloeser David Cohen Craig Mandli Josh Schmidt Adam M. 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We reserve the right to deny publication for any le.tter for any reason. We also reserve the right to edit letters for inappropriate length or content. Names will be withheld from publ~ca­ ti.on only if an appropriate reason is given" ' Letters to the editor and all other material submitted to Tlte Pointer becomes the property of The Pointer. .·. lJErrrrERS & ()PINI()N /·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-· -· ...... • More support for the, 1 Pabl~ar Pall Brophy-Baermann 's Page 5 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer I do not know much about the tenure policies. Because I don't know much about tenure policies, 1 should be the last one on earth complaining about them, but I'm going to anyway. Why would I be so bold? Because I'm a disgrun.tled student who has enough problems to deal with, without having to worry about one of his favorite professors being denied "the status of holding one's position on a permanent basis without periodic contract renewals." (That's right r had to look up the word tenure in the dictionary). Last year I signed up to take a political science class, I don't know why, I think I just needed the credit. I really didn't have a very big interest in politics as long as they weren't harming me. Nonetheless, 1 took the class and anticipated very little. The small classroom was full of people I didn't know (except my friend Halley) and it was instructed by an enthusiastic lady with two last names, Michelle Brophy-Baermann. The first day she took the time to ask all of our names (a more personal form of attendance) and began a classroom experience I could compare to no other, she began an adventure in politics (oh, it sounds cheesy but it's true, it was an adventure as far as academics are concerned). . She began by asking us what we knew . about politics, we knew nothing (at least I knew nothing, but I got the impression that I wasn't alone). So as a result, as any good teacher would do, she taught us. From "Political Me" to "Die and Ziegler" she taught us how politics work, step by step, case by case, quiz by quiz. "Big deal" you say "that's what she's paid to do." You are right, that is what she's paid to do, but I don't think s~e gets paid to do it the way sne does;n that sounds confusing, I'll explain. Not only did she teach us the processes of how politics came to be, are, and probably will be, she took the time to teach us how important they truly are in our daily lives. She taught us how we're affected by the decisions that other people make, she taught us the importance of our political awareness, she taught us more than what a petty text could teach, she ' taught us about politics and our lives. As the class went on I found myself growing more and more interested in the subject; I actually began to care! This is something special because usually as classes go on I lose interest in the subject and grow weary of coming to class. I still liked going to Poli Sci 10 I, as the classes went on r became more aware of my political feel- . ings, as well as those of people around me. It was truly an educational experience and I'm thankful to Professor BrophyBaermann for it. Now I hear she and her husband are denied tenure, I dislike that. I dislike that because shejs a good teacher (and I hear her husband is to) and good teachers are hard to come by. When I filled out the end of the year evaluation I know that I gave nothing but approving marks, and I'm disappointed that my evaluation was not successful in conveying the message that I was, in fact, thoroughly impressed by the class. I hope that this teaching duo will get the tenure they _ deserve, I'm confused why they wouldn't in the first place. Good teachers deserve to be treated like good teachers and I'm a little frustrated that they're not. .Robin Lee UWSP student cafe in Schwabing, on a sidewalk in the near Marienplatz, Englischer Garten, at one of the museums ... and you can be let alone to create. Munich, like many European cities, is an art city. The residents here appreciate art, some like to stop and look over your shoulder as you're drawing, or talk to you while you're working hard (which can always be fun if you have to try and speak a language you haven't become completely fluent . in). But it's all part of the experience. opportunity to take an art history With a city that boast 46 course here were major pulls to museums we're pretty lucky to my decision to come. But even study here. Art history class is without these pulls, I've found held in the art museums ... how that it's easy to make this experimuch better can you get there? ence geared towards interests of Just a ten minute walk from our your own (whether it be art, hisfront door in Munich are the three tory, international studies, etc). Pinokothek museums ... having You're not going to learn the great art collections from the same way in a class room than Early Masters to Modern art, and you will at the place you're learneverything in between. The ing about. , artists become your friends Rarely do I leave my . because you get so familiar with German home without a sketchthem. It's pretty easy to say these book. I've been all over the city museums are s_ome of my favorite of Munich to document things places in the city. seen, feelings felt, sensations Along with being an artist in experienced through art. Sit at a Munich I'm also an artist in Europe. My charcoal pencils and my paint have been toted with me to Vienna, Austria, to Prague in the Czech Republic, to Berlin farther north in Germany, and to Rome, Italy. An experience like studying abroad makes you a fa(lliliar resident in one city, but gives you so many opportunities to travel to other cities. Compare cultures, give a try at another language, see so many different things. The art students on this trip are going to be saying goodbye to our beloved Munich in the most perfect way. We're going to be having an art show in one of the cafes nearby. All of our first international art show. Not many US college students can say that ... well, that is if you don't study abroad. _ Though its going to b~ realiy hard to say goodbye _to,Munic~ on December 13th ... its assuring to know that I'll continue to come back and experience the world more throughout my life. Maybe you should start packing your bags now too. , Katie Hassemer UWSP student .Whqt woul~ you sqy ifyou caught Slnia coming ~own the chimney? Photos by Liz Bolton Jason Griepentrog, Sr., Poli-Sci Do you want a beer? Adam "Belushi" Somers, So., English I• Can I pet your reindeer? Amber Koskey, Jr., Biology Howdjafit Big boy? Liz van Weringen, Jr., Comm Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? Courtney Ryan. So., Art So, am I on the naughty or nice list? Sergey Yerememko, Sr., Accounting Dude, what are you doing here? ...... -·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-·-· -· 'A UWSP artist in Munich The spark of studying abroad came in the first Art History course I took at Point. Seeing all sorts of colorful slides of "Pointers in Wonderland" travelling all over the world were so tempting. But three years ago I never would have guessed that I would actually leave Stevens Point while studying do the same. But after my third time set}o ing a whole cla~s period devoted to seeing students s·it at this famous site, go on a boat ride in the Mediterranean, eat that wonderful local dish it dawned on me. I had to _get out of Point. If I ·to wanted to experience the world and do everything I've seen in photos I needed to start packing my bags. It was only appropriate that this light hit me while taking an art-reiated class. Because-as I sit here in my bedroom, not only am I a student in Munich, a resident of Germany, a speaker of the lim· guage l am an artist here. It's truly great that I'm able to combine an experience like this ~ to one that relates to my major. The fact that one of our UWSP art professors was coming here as our leader and to teach two studio art classes and that I'd have the ii Page 6 December 11, 2003 FEATBRRS UWSP The Pointer Tips for being Earth-friendly this\ holiday season Simple ways to protect the Earth during the hustle and bustle of the holidays By Alii Himle FEATURES EDITOR We are all aware of the way that holidays get us carried away. They seem to have an effect on us, as we all frantically search for _ the perfect gift and the most beautiful decorations. However, one area seems to be routinely neglected at a time when it is of the utmost importance -- the Earth. It is my intent to offer you some suggestions and tips for keeping the Earth in mind this .time of year, while also having an enjoyable holiday. Most holidays begin with picking out a tree to decorate. This is something that most of you, or your families, have already done. I would like to offer you an alternative to going to the crowded Christmas tree lots, sifting through half-priced and clearly rotting trees. Instead, buy a live, replantable tree this year, or keep this idea in mind for next year. Buying a live tree proves to be much more beneficial. Not only will it last you through the holiday season, but you can also . continue with the spirit of the holidays by later planting it with the family in the spring. A live tree will serve as a remembrance of your holidays spent together. Secondly comes the issue of decorating the tree and house (or whatever your living quarters happen to be) in the spirit of the holidays. Try to use materials around your home for decorations. Use old Christmas cards to grace your wall or use reusable tin tinsel to string - around the tree. Try to use decorations that can be used year after year because these will conserve both the environment and your spending. Many natural decorations are great to use becuase they do not cost anything and are easy to dispose of after the holidays. Pinecones, leaves and berries make great accents for both your tree and your home. Collecting these throughout your yard also makes for an enjoyable experi- ence to remember. Try to minimize the amount of lighting on your tree and instead compensate by stringing up popcorn or cranberries on it. This adds a considerable amount of creativity to your tree by putting more care into the overall look of it, in addition to saving on the energy bill. The lighting of Christmas lights does in fact contribute a great deal to the high cost of energy that may be represented on your bill. With the tree in order, and the decorations in place, next comes the issue of filling the tree underneath with numerous packages to dazzle the eye. The point of gift giving is the gift itself, for excess packaging and wrapping products only contributes to the overall stream of waste. Be creative in wrapping. Use bags made of fabric, which can, in turn, be part of the gift. Decorate the bag to reflect the personality of the gift recipient. Furthermore, you can use decorative baskets or holiday tins to place gifts in. The tins can then be used to store your holiday decorations in once the holidays are As finals approach, so does silence Intensive quiet hours to begin this weekend in the dorms across campus ci'V&· cl ' UIOJtclgta{tp:) __ ...._ By Sarah Dennewitz study hours no noise is to be are "permitted" to gather and - - - - - - - - - - - - h e a r d from the stairwells, · talk for hall programming, Thanksgiving is over and hallways, bathrooms, kit- moving out and stress relief. This policy was passed the Christmas spirit is slowly chens, and of course, student rooms." If noise is heard from by the Residential Hall filling the air, which only Association in ·1995 with the of these designated areas, any leads a college student to one intentions students will be immediately of creating a healthconclusion. Finals are on their written up and told to do a ier study environment during way! variety of tasks, for example finals week. Since the requireWith just a matter of days ment of living in the dorms is until fmals, our campus is cleaning the kitchen. During intensive study two years at Point, many have simply , days · away from a hours, there are also "relaxed experienced .the policy of major change in the relaxed hours" which are supposed to intensive study hours. atmosphere, especially in the give students time to unwind. Many students are very dorms. A week before fmals is Relaxed hours are from opinionated as to whether or 11 the begiJ,liling of the policy a.m. to 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. to 7 not this is a ben(!ficial policy. most students living in the · dorms resent -- the policy of p.m. During relaxed hours stu- The reactions are rather vardents are allowed to leave ied, for some students feel that intensive study hours. The Residential their doors open as long as absolute silence is necessary Handbook states, "Intensive noise cannot be heard from to prepare for finals, whereas study hours create an environ- two doors away. Release hour others . have expressed that ment of total silence, free is from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m., which they feel they are being from sound. During intensive is another hour where students imprisoned in their rooms. FEATURES REPORTER Students kick the habit ing knowledge in areas related to smoking. For example, they tracked daily smoking patterns, recognized their individual barriers and realized the importance of creating positive social support. Students also gained personalized tools and techniques for incorporating healthy lifestyle change, such as stress reduction and fitness-activities. For more information on stopping smoking, call 346-4313 or stop by the SHPO, 004 lower Allen Center. Additional smokiD.g cessatiQn courses will be Qffered 4tllWSP in:lie~ over. Scarves or towels also make excellent alternatives to wrapping paper. For kids that you· know look forward to the frantic shredding of :{laper, use old comics to wrap their gifts. Above all else, be sure to keep in mind the three Rs of reducing waste, reusing materials and recycling the paper after the gifts · are unwrapped. . Most importantly, be conservative this holiday season. This is a time where thinking of the environment is of great importance, because consumerism and material waste is a prevalent issue during this time. Give consideration to the environment this year, and influence others to do th~ same. In the end, realize that not only must you take into cansideration your own actions; but also the actions you wish future generations to take. · Jtolidd3.· ),x.aec:~k! Summer tOOlJ Study Abroad now! It•1 in your ruture! The question is: Do intensive . study hours really improve your performance on fmal exams? Whether you support or disagree with the policy of intensive study hours, they are on their way. Watch the noise during the week of fmals in the dornis. What could be worse than cleaning the kitchen and studying for you next exam? Sign-up for neat Summer! International Pro ram1 I 08 Collin1 Cla11100m Center I 546-1717 FEAl?lJRES UWSP The Pointer Page 7 December 11, 2003 _'q'Dance India'' rocks the Encore with talent A delightful and enchanting performance of Indian dance seen by many at this past weekend By Alii Himle FEATURES EDITOR A variety of Southeast Indian dances were on display to a filled Encore Friday night for . the showcasing of"Dance India." Organized by Tanti Lina, a UWSP student, the performance was certainly something that everyone who attended took a great deal from - whether that was an insight into Indian culture, or simply an enjoyable evening. The evening began with the audience haying the privilege of sampling many enjoyable Indian foods including Mango ice cream, Masala tea and Indian cookies. The evening then got underway with the performance of seven Southeast Indian dances, each one displaying a particular message about Indian culenergy and spirit into it as ture. well. As Tanti commented, "I only anticipated 40 to 50 Master of ceremonies Shabbar Razvi commented, people coming here "Dances usually encompass tonight. I am truly amazed three groups - crowd with the turnout. It brings pleasers, crowd gatherers, tears to my eyes that so and fmally, dances that the many would come to supaudience simply cannot port this program on Indian culture." refuse to take part in. It is The purpose of the our aim to present all three groups here tonight. By the performance was to allow end of the evening, you too, students to get an insight into the culture of India, will fmd yourself dancing to . Photo by Patricia Larson the beat of Indian music." and, judging from the large The dancers of "Dance India" captivated the And yes, by the end of the number of students that crowd at the Encore with their amazing talevening, the Encore was turned out for this event, it ent and enthusiasm. alive with the spirit of many was obvious that many dancing to the drum of came away with a greater with the beginning of the first Indian culture. dance piece. These dancers not knowledge of the Indian way of Over five months went into only put a great deal of time into life. · planning Friday night's perform- making their performance a sucAs Taniya Fatticci, a UWSP ance. This was quite obvious cess, they also put a great deal of student who attended the event, commented, "I felt that the energy the dances displayed was not only amazing, but beautiful. You could see the energy in their eyes and feel how powerful the music was. It was simply an astounding performance." When the time came for the last dance of the evening to be performed, it was evident that the audience did not want the evening to end. For all of those who did attend, you know exactly what I am speaking of. Sponsored by Centertainment, the performance was an event to remember. For all of you who were unable to attend, it goes without saying that you truly missed an outstanding display of dance talent. Dancers to present ''Afterimages 2003'' on the UWSP stage ~n explosion of energy, creativity and skill to captivate all this weekend By Maria Lewis FEATURES REPORTER "Afterimages 2003," is a dance concert that celebrates student choreography and dance. Since 1986, "Afterimages" includes works selected by audition before a panel of theatre and dance faculty and students. The . student-directed and choreographed show will feature 11 dance pieces in many different styles, including jazz, ballet and experimental dance performed by 39 student dancers. The performance contains many different types of music, from original compositions to live music to some recordings by well-known artists. "This is wonderful oppor- a tunity for all involved to learn and experience life in the professional world of dance," stated Kristine Kesper, the production's director and a senior dance major from Gurnee Ill. Kasper choreographed "Moonlight Cafe," a modem and jazz piece set in the 1940s. It is reminiscent of an exuberant night seen through the eyes of an unromantic guy. The piece is electrifying and , sometimes hilarious. The 12 dancers in the Photo courtesy of News Services piece move to "Sing, Students show their talent while practicing for the Sing, Sing" from the upcoming performance ofAfterimages. Swing Kids soundtrack by Louis Prima. Professor Gary Olsen is lighting designer for the piece. Katie Canada, a UWSP dance student involved with the production, stated, "The dances are funny, especially the one at the end. They are moving and interesting as well as entertaining." There are many choreographers and dahcers involved in the performance. Each dance tells a story and explains to the audience, through dance, the emotions of the story. Professor Susan Gingrasso is the faculty • advisor for the production. The dance concert will be performed at 7:30p.m., Thursday through Sunday, Dec. 11-13 at the Jenkins Theatre of the Fine Arts. Tickets for the show are $9 for adults, $5 for youth, and free for UWSP students with ID on the day of the show. You can buy your tickets at the UWSP Box Office located in room 103A in the University Center. Another alternative is to call 715-3464100 or 1-800-838-3378 to purchase your tickets. A i:ninimal ticketing charge is added to each ticket purchase. Please come and show your . support for "Afterimages 2003." It is sure to be an event to remember. Students & Faculty! Show your ID with the coupon below and save! r---------------------~--------------1 I I : SAVE 3 cents per gallon! : : On any gasoline purchase through 12/31/03! : : Must present coupon and a UWSP ID : Good only at Riiser Mobil- Stanley Street : : ~-------------------------------------· Coffee and cappuccino "Made from pure water and great beans!" Riiser Mobil 2733 Stanley Street "Across from Parb!er's Pub!" You can never go wrong with fried fish at the.Hilltop ting there early. The Hilltop's service is friendly and even puts up with morons who spill their drinks in front of them. (All right, it was By Geoff Fyfe just one moron and it was me.) ASSISTANT FEATURES And, of course, they have a fish fry. Yes, once again my intense, Few restaurants have almost drug addict-like craving names that describe them as for all oceanic food drew me to perfectly as the Hilltop. Perched the Hilltop .. atop the hill overlooking The fish fry costs $6.49 for Highway 39, it reminds one of four good-sized pieces and your nothing else but a medieval cas- . choice of sides. You can also get tle lording over its serfs. Inside, an extra piece for $0.99. What though, is one tasty restaurant. was even better was the incluIf I had to think up a catch sion 9f rye bread with the meal. phrase to describe the Hilltop, I Rye bread is no more exceptionwould say it's like Applebee's al than any other type of bread, with better prices and consider- but it always seems to go well ably better food. The food must with fish fries. It's one of those be good, because the crowd on great unsolved mysteries of the Friday night was rather excep- culinary world, like what goes tional. It took half an hour to get into the Milwaukee Brewer's a table, so I'd recommend get- Secret Stadium Sauce. I must not forget dessert either. Since it was my birthday dinner (22 and feeling ancient), I gqt a free dessert. However, I had to take it home to eat over the weekend. Why? The des.sert I got is called "Chocolate Suicide" and that's not an exaggeration. There's enough sugar contained within, to put Gilbert Brown into a diabetic coma. Consume with care. I admit that I really should start going places where I can . eat stuff other than fish. I try, but the siren's allure of seafood is difficult to resist. At least the Hilltop is out of the way. While I'll be dropping in on the Hilltop in the future, perhaps it's time to broaden my palate a little bit. It's something to think about. Maybe. Possibly. Someday ... Page 8 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer Women continue to climb up the rankings Reserves get the job done in pair of weekend wins By Tony Bastien SPORTS REPORTER The UWSP women's hockey team used this past weekend's series against Lake Forest to give some rest to goaltender Amy Statz. women's hockey On both Saturday and Sunday. coach Brian ldalski started Statz, then for the final two periods put in the reserves. And in both contests, it didn't matter who was in net because the very anemic offense of the Foresters could -muster only 15 shots total for All 15 shots were the weekend. stopped and the Pointers swept Lake Forest out of town with a pair of 2-0 victories at Icc Hawk Arena. Statz. along with senior goalie Diane Sawyer and sophomore Crystal Randall combined for the Pointer's first weekend shutout of an opponent since they did it back on January 18 and 19 against the same Lake Forest team. also at home. That weekend had to wait through the first period for was in the midst of an impressive five a goal, but also the second and half of game span when they didn't allow a the third before Hilary Bulger scored single goal. B o t h at the 9:33 mark, assisted by Tracy Sawyer and Randall earned their first Truckey and Jennifer Norris. Then victories of the year for their work in lightening struck again .just over a the final two periods each day. Now, minute later as Goergen scored her collectively on the year, the Pointers I of the weekend, unassistas a team allow a meager 1.36 ed, on her way to the team's Player of the Week honor. goals against them per game. On Saturday, after a Randall faced five shots in the final forty minutes for the scoreless first period, Jackie win. Schmitt scored the lone goal in On the year, the women the second period to give her team a cushion after forty m irr improved to 6-1-1 overall utes of play. It was Schmitt's and 4-0 in the NCHA. This weekend the women contirr third goal of the year and was assisted by Emily Teachout ue to play their conference Goergen and Pam Stohr. Liz Goergen schedule playing Eau Claire then added some insurance late in the both Friday and Saturday at home. third period. Assisting Goergen on her Those will be their final games second score of the year were Ann until after the New Year when they Ninnemann and Kim Lunneborg. travel to the East Coast to take part in Sawyer on the victory faced only four four very meaningful games against shots thanks to a fabulous defense in the likes of Elmira. Plattsburgh, front of her. Middlebury and Williams' College. Again on Sunday it was a score- All four of those teams are currently less first period and UWSP made a ranked - in the top ten in the nation, switch in net at the in term iss ion. The including Elm ira sitting at the top of modest crowd at the arena not only the rankings at number one. Photo by liz Bolton Junior Liz Goergen brings up the pur:k against Lake Fores/ on Saturday. Goe1xen scored a goal in each of the Pointers 2-V weekend victories over the Foresters. Pointer grapplers end five year draught with La Crosse By Craig Mandli "Getting the star1 at the light weights really helped us," said Johnson. Those The UWSP wrestling team earned its guys really came through and set the first wrestling victory over UW-La Crosse tone." since 1999 and snapped the Eagles' 24One of the key matches of the night match WIAC winning streak with a 19-17 was the 165-pound match won "by Ed victory Tuesday in the Berg Gym. Wynimko. Wynimko scored a tough 5-3 decision over LaCrosse's Derek Hebrink to wrestling turn the tide the Pointer's way. "We didn't come into this ...-----,=,_--...., "'Ed really stepped up when meet thinking we had a chance to he needed to," said Johnson. win," said Pointer head Coach "Instead of wrestling not to lose. he was wrestling to win." Johnny Johnson. "We came in expecting to win." Big wins by the Pointer's top The Pointers started with a veteran wrestlers, Cody Koenig jump with their light weights, and Yan White, sealed the victory. "This win is basically for opening up a 10-0 lead after the first three matches. David Davila bragging rights, but it still feels posted a 14-5 major decision vicgood for the guys," said Johnson. ~--~~~~~-~---~---~~--~----------~tory over ~m Tribon M 125 ~whnko ThePoin~~~rnaroundand Photo by Patricia Larson pounds, Brady Holtz pulled out a 4-2 win travel to Platteville to face a tough Pioneer over David Silva at 133 pounds and Joel Brac~l' Holt: a/tempts a reverse on LaCrosse:~ David Silra during Tuesday :1· dual meet. Burdick beat Adam Kuchnia 10-6 at 141 Holtz took his match .J-2, helping his team to a 19-17 vic:toiJ'. See Wrestling, page 10 pounds. SPORTS EDITOR Swimmers have strong showing at Wheaton Summet tOOll By Jon Henseler SPORTS REPORTER The Pointer swim team met with continued success last weekend at the Wheaton Relays, with both the men's and women's team placing third out of eight teams. swimming & diving This does, however mark the first time this season that the men's team failed to place first, and this is only the second time this season that the women's team has not finished in first place. The third place tinish does not both- International Pro ram I 08 Collin1 Clauroom Center 5116·1717 cr the team though, mainly because there The women's and men's teams from were different goals that the .----...,...,.--..,UW-Milwaukt:c both placed pointer team had going into the first and Wheaton's men's and Wheaton Relays. women's teams both placed sec"The goal of the Wheaton ond. UW-Stevens Point was the Relays is for the team to achieve only team from the WIAC to fast times. This relay is a chance compete in the meet. for all of the swimmers on the Both the women's and team to race against fast compemen's teams get a break before tition," said sophomore swimmer they compete at the Aileen Alex Anderson. ~----..-;;.'-'---'Soule Classic in Honolulu. Anderson Anderson added, ''The overNeither team competes in all goal of the Wheaton Relays is not to Stevens Point until the Get to the Point win the meet, but instead to improve and Invitational on January 23rd and 24th. race as individuals and as a team." SP.6Rl?S UWS,P The Pointer Page 9 December 11, 2003 Bailers continue roll through early season opponents Team raises record to 7-0 with big win at Stout By Craig Mandli SPORTS EDITOR In tough road games, sometimes you are happy just to escape with a win. The UWSP men's basketball team had just those feelings after UW-Stout made a valiant attempt to come back on them on Wednesday night, falling nine points short, 73-64. men's basketball Photo by Liz Bolton Junior Nick Bennett drives for a basket against Carroll College on SatL;•·day in the Quandt Fieldhouse. Bennett scored 20 points in the Pointer :1· 80-68 vict01y I The Pointers used a solid shooting first half to jump out to a 43-23 halftime lead. The Pointers hit 55 percent of the their first half shots, including 8-of-15 3-pointers, to bury the Blue Devils. Junior Jason Kalsow led the way for the Pointers with 14 of his game-high 20 points in the first stanza. "The first half was one of our best of the year," said Pointer Head Coach Jack Bennett. "We shot, rebounded and ran the floor very well." However, as many games are, this one became a tale of two 'Fourteen years of frustration over ' • I halves as Stout began to chip 96-60; and then came back to beat away at the big lead. The Blue Carroll 80-68 on Sunday. Devils cut the Pointer lead into In Saturday's game, the single digits with 1: 13 left in the Pointers opened up a 54-22 halfgame as Nate Templer blocked a time lead while shooting 70 pershot on the defensive . end, and cent in the first half. The hotseconds later drained a three shooting Kalsow had 26 points in just 19 minutes played pointer for a 67-59 and freshman Jon Krull, Stevens Point lead. in his first extended playStout's Jeff ing time of the year. Vandenberghe cut the added 11 points. lead to six points, 70-64, "I was happy with with five points in the our performance on final minute, but the Saturday," said Bennett. Pointers got three free "We put together two throws followed by a layup from Brett Hirsch ....._________ solid halves of basketball." to wrap up their seventh Kahow On Sunday, Carroll straight win. Chipping in for the Pointers with solid games College gave the Pointers a little were junior Nick Bennett and sen- more trouble, with UWSP having ior Neal Krajnik, with 16 and l3 to rally from behind for the win: points, respectively. Kalsow scored 26 points for the "I was very pleased with the second straight day, while Bennett overall effort [Wednesday]," said added 20 points. The Pointers Bennett. "With this being our first trailed 45-37 at halftime, but shot road game, I was a little con- 67 percent in the second half cerned going in." while stepping up their defensive The win over Stout capped pressure to e~m the victory. off a perfect week for the Poip.ters With the three wins. the after wins on Saturday and Pointers improved to 7-0 on the Sunday against Calumet College season (2-0 in the WIAC). Next · and Carroll College. The Pointers up they travel to Las Vegas to take upended Calumet on Saturday~ part in a holiday tournament. • Record still unblemished on young season By Joshua Schmidt ASSISTA:-<T SPORTS EDITOR ~·. Beating Wash two years ago - Winnit'lg a Nation~t Championship two years ago - Named to the WlAC AUDefensive Team in 2002-2003 season "" le<:l Ehe WJAC in asststs the past two years averaging 4.Q a game ., ana "Kr.aem" grardl.tlatli:m? "' I plan on getting on been my dream since l job SOJ11ewbere ln matt The UWSP women's basketball team finally put an end to fourteen years of frustration Tuesday night in Menomonie. The Pointers, keyed by strong performances by Amy Scott and Cassandra Schultz, beat Stout 76-75, winning at UW-Stout's Johnson Fieldhouse for the first time since 1989. women's basketball The hard-fought win that saw leading scorer Amanda Nechuta limited to 5 points in just eight minutes of playing time due to foul trouble, showed the balance and talent of this Pointer team. While Nechuta languished on the bench, three of her teammates picked up the slack, lead by junior Amy Scott, who poured in a career high 27 points, including going 11-12 from the charity stripe. Sophomore Cassandra Schultz also established a career high with 19 points, and was clutch from the line, going 78 in the last three minutes. Rounding out the triple threat was senior Cassandra Heuer, who chipped in a career high 14 rebounds to go with her 13 points. UWSP started strong in the first half, going into halftime with a comfortable 43-31 lead. Stout, however, wasn't going down without a fight. The Bludevils clawed their way back into the game and eventually took the lead at 6764 with three and a half minutes to play. The Pointers weren't going to let history repeat itself on this pa1ticular night, and tied the game at 72 with :46 left on the clock. Schultz then stepped to the line and hit two clutch free throws to give the Pointers a two point lead. See Women's Basketball, page 10 ATTENTION: STUDENTS!!! liNTER BREAK WORK •• • • • •• • APPLY ONLINE TODAY: EXCELLENT PAY! FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE WORK AROUND SCHOOL SCHEDULE CUSTOMER SALES/ SERVICE 1·5 WEEK WORK PROGRAM CONDffiONS APPLY SECURE SUMMER WORK ALL AGES 18+ Summet 1004 would ybUCh~? - t my favorite actress~ I Study Abtoad now! u·, in yout rutute! e,..,., ..,e ------s.r1Y G i ~s.~ /Jl ·-c LJ51: 10c.S. tiO International Pro ram I 08 Collin1 Cla11room Center 5~6-1717 www.winterbreakwork.com/wpn. OR CALL: 262~938-2740 TfVECTOR. ~~ Page 10 De~ember 11, 2003 The Man's Take All I want for Christmas By Craig Mandli . SPORTS EDITOR _ My girlfriend has been on my case all week, asking me what I want for Christmas. I guess I am pretty tough to buy for. If it is expensive and/or electronic, I will l?robably break it. Same if it is fragile. Jewelry? Forget it! The Man doesn't wear Video games? The Man have time to play these professors). So here is my list of affordpractical Christmas gifts: 1. The Milwaukee They're cheap, look messy, and make you feel for them. Somewhat like a puppy. They will look nice SP-6 RTS /~~ >The way I see it... ~/ What? The BCS isn't BS after all next to my singing Big By Joshua Sc'hmidt ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Billy Bass. I'm about to say something I thought I'd never 2. Orlando Magic tickets. say. After mu~h . thought and deliberation I've They are probably giving these decided that the hated BCS is dead on with their puppies away right now. Plus, choices for the Sugar Bowl. GASP!!! have always wanted to see Now don't get me wrong. I still hate the BCS Pachulia in person. and I think some sort of playoff format needs to be 3. Antonio Freeman. Okay, I'll have to get him on taY<lwayJ implemented. But in this case, amid all the outrage about the so-called robbing of USC, I'm siding with till the end of the NFL season, the Coalition. he ought to come pretty cheap, The one advantage of the BCS format is the considering he is now the computer polls. While these polls aren't foolproof, wide receiver in the NFL. _ they do have one positive: They aren't swayed by 4. Rock-em, Robots. I don't know what it popularity or emotion, which is why, I think, USC is such a popular choice. The one problem I've about those little plastic guys, every time I looked at the always. had with the AP and USA Today Coaches Penney catalogue as a kid, poll is that, all things being equal, the team that lost wanted them. But my mom the most recently is usually the odd team out. like violence, so no robot There's always a kneejerk reaction in these polls. If hem for me. Oh drat! you lose, you take a big hit in the polls the week after, and then slowly work your way back up. If The view fr_om the Rowdy Crowd Ho, Ho, Ho ... The Holiday Edition By The Rowdy Crowd SPORTS COLUMNISTS Welcome back! I hope everyone enjoyed last week's tales of the road as experienced by Caveman. Often members of the Rowdy Crowd take these road trips with the team, a great aspect of college life. It's a chance to hang with friends, invade other towns and cities, and just cause a general ruckus. This will be our last article for the year of 2003 and before the holidays we have some ground to cover. The week that was ... The Pointers traveled to River Falls to engage in a well fought game against the fifthranked Thunder Chickens. The 1999-2000 season was the last time that the Pointers had won in UWRF's barn, so it was a long time coming. The whole team showed, through their play, that this conference season is going to be a battle within the eight-team NCHA. UWSP The Pointer On Saturday night the Pointers played the Blue Devils of UW Short n' Stout, and lost a close game 3-2. A tough loss, but look for the Dawgs to be up for this weekend's games. On the other side of the ice, the women's team swept the Lake Forest Foresters, 2-0 both nights. Finally fans got to see the veteran goaltenders Diane Sawyer and Crystal Randall get some playing time. Way to go ladies. ,. __Coming Attractions! Oklahoma had lost its first game ofthe season and won the rest, no one would argue ' that they don't belong in the title game. Now, I don't want to seem like I don't like USC. I think they're a good team; in fact they're the third best team in the nation. There are two strikes against them as far as I'm concerned. First they didn't play nearly as tough of a schedule as OU or LSU. They have the 37th ranked schedule, while OU's is 11th and LSU~s is 29th. This is mainly due to the fact that they play in the PAC 10. I know they can't help what conference they play in, but it still plays a role. The only thing USC has got going for them is their rankings in the two human polls, which, as far as I'm concerned, are flawed. If you really look at the three teams objectively I think the OU vs. LSU match-up is dead on. My advice to USC? Go out and beat Michigan. If you can beat Michigan, then maybe we have a controversy on our hands, but that's a big if. Until then, enjoy the weather in Pasadena. This week sees the Pointers continue in conference play against the UW-Eau Claire Blucheese. Oops! I mean Blugolds. (If you know what a Blugold is, and can prov~de evidence, please let us know!) The home and home series sees the Pointers travel to Eau Claire for the Friday night game and then, at home, in the K.B. Willet Arena Saturday night. This game will be taking place after EVERYONE in the residence halls has to observe "quiet hours." So come to the Willett and cheer with us, get that finals-week stress out and cheer on our Pointers to victory! This weekend also sees the women's team at home both Friday night and Saturday afternoon with both games against the Blugolds. Make the trip out to Ice Hawks Arena and cheer on the women to victory and help them . keep first place in the NCHA. Ok now that things are settled, the Rowdy Crowd wishes everyone a good holiday season and encourages YOU, the reader, to attend the games that are coming up in the second half of the season. The games start back up on January 9, so stop by and work off that post-holiday poundage and cheer with us. EVERYONE is welcome. Women's Basketball from page 9 - UWSP never relinquished the _lead after that point and posted the 76-75 win, putting an end to the Johnson Fieldhouse curse. Coach Egner was pleased with the ·way the team responded to adversity. "It was a huge win for us, a total team effort," said Egner. "If anybody would have told me we were going over there and Nechuta was going to foul out in eight minutes and score five points and· we were going to win the game. I would have said they're crazy." With the win, the Pointers move to 7-0 on the season, 2-0 in the WIAC. Saturday the Pointers travel to Waukesha to take on Carroll College. After Christmas UWSP travels to sunny San Diego to take part in the Surf N' Slam Hoops Classic. _ Wrestling from pa2e 8 < team on Thursday. While Johnson knows his team is strong, he also knows that the chance of a letdown is still there. "I told the guys to enjoy . the LaCrosse win for a little while," said Johnson. "But they need to be ready for a tough test on Thursday." THURSDAY NilES <Cf 9:30 - 12:00. $7.00 PER PERSON OR $30.00 PER LANE UP TO 8 PEOPLE 9 BLOGI<S FROM CAMPUS ***GAMES WIN FREE PITCHERS*** ~ RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE ~ I.[ WIDNUDAY BIIR LEAGUI ~ 8 WEEKS STARTS JANUARY 21ST@ 9:30PM ENDS MARCH 1oth 4 PERSON TEAM $6.00 PER BOWLER *INCLUDES SHOES 3 GAMES AND $4.00 PITCHERS {j PARTY NIGHT MARCH 10th!! ~ SIGN UP TODA'I! POINI BOWL • 2S2S DIXON SIRB111' 6lJ~D66RS UWSP The Pointer Page 11 December 11, 2003 Wild matters Gearing up for ice fishing season By Adam M.T.H. Mella OUTDOORS EDITOR ·1. Tip-ups . Nothing in ice fishing is as e:xhilarating as looking across the wind-swept ice to see a bouncing orange flag that signals both a fish bite and a moral victory. These simple fish traps do all the work for you, making it possible to fish a large area of ice with only a few people on guard. Tipups come in dozens of designs, from the classic Beaver Dam Arctic Fisherman, to the Frabil insulated roundies and home. made box traps. These workhorses of ice fishing have been reinvented over the years, making them ideal for pike and walleye fishing in any conditions, over any amount of time. Wisconsin Fish and Game laws allows for each fisherman to set three lines a piece, and for that reason, I carry at least that many in my .bucket at all times. Sometimes I carry more because you never know when an extra buddy might show up, or when the fish will want a different rig. I love tip-ups, because my heart goes from 50 to 200 beats per minute when I see one of those flags go up, and the thrill of setting a steel treble hook into a big pikes mouth and fighting her back to the hole hand by hand is an experience that surpasses memorable every time. 2. Jiggin' rods These puppies seem like fishing rods made for midgets at first glance, only these tiny rods are capable of so much more than their initial appearance, · kind of like a midget with mind-reading powers or a steel endoskeleton. You see, a small twig with ten feet of line could easily catch a limit ofpanfish on the ice, if you are in the right place at the right time. Jiggin' rods do range from twigs and nails to carbonfiber shafts with $50 reels; however, they all serve the same purpos.e: catching those light-nibbling sneaky bastard panfish come winter. Bite detection methods include spring bobbers and slip bobbers on super thin line. While the tip-ups get all the glory, it is most often the jiggin' rod that brings home the bacon (fish filets). Hitting a school of crappie, perch or bluegill on the hard water can turn the coldest day into a jovial holiday. Plan on carrying along a few of these little fellas in less, frostbitten paw all afternoon. Geesh! It looks like you stuck your hand in a raisin machine, a lava pit and a vial of herpesridden blood all in one five-minute span. Seriously, shell out the three bucks and get a scoop. 4. Tackle One of those small plastic boxes is usually big enough to handle your tackle The essential equipment for a good day on the hard water. the bucket, so you're ready when the pannies start mowin' on the minnows, like midgets on a shrimp platter. 3. Scoop All the tackle in the world won't make a difference without a scoop to clear the I ice from your hole. Like anything, you can spend a little or a lot on this product, and like anything, you get what you pay for. In any case, a scoop is a must, unless you plan on clearing that slush with your life- Holic/:iy Speciq/ graphic by Tycho needs on the ice. Some essentials include lead weights, swivels, small jigs, bobbers, extra line and a clip-on depth marker. Jigging spoons and "flying lures" have become popular in the past few years around these parts as well. Whatever the case, remember· to carry extra of all the necessary goods in addition to a few wildcards like trout flies, porkchops and magic Guatemalan snails. 6. Auger -, Probably the most important tool of the ice-fisherman is the auger, or ice pick. If you can't afford one, it usually isn't too hard to fmd a buddy with such luxuries; however, this can become a real pain in the ass over winter break when people are gone. For under $50, you can get a sweet hand-auger, which makes a great holiday gift to give, or receive. I once asked an auger, "What is your favorite thing to do?" It replied with a sick grin -on its face, "Well Adam, aside from perverted augersex, I'd have to say my favorite activity is searching for the taste of glory that one may derive from pulverizing less formidable water molecules with relentless fury. That, and knitting." 7. Bait You don't want to forget these little kamikaze critters. Be it a shiner or a wax worm, the bait is the glue that brings the whole show together. So say thank you, give them a drink of the emperor's milk and stick a hook of glory into your little friend. "The water is your theater, the hook is your chariot and the pike's mouth is your intended target little warrior!" Banzai! 8. Extra fun Inbetween bites, it is always good to have some fun on the ice. Listening to the Packers or some tunes on the portable radio is always a bonus. If that isn't an option, a football is good fun to toss around, especially if the ice is slippery. The last component for fun is refreshments. Sandwiches, meat and booze are defmitely a must for a good day of fishing, or any outdoor activity for that matter. Enjoying winter in Point By Adam M.T.H. Mella OUTDOORS EDITOR The Holid~ys <1re coming ~nd so is Christm~s B1·e~k. Get yourselF~ re~lly cool giFt ~11d rent ~n ~p~rtment : For next school ye~r. S~ve yourselF some holid<ly c<1sh ~nd bring in this coupon For $15 oFF your monthly rent, ~ limited s~vings oF $180 ove1· <1 ye~r le<1se. It's not mu-ch, but ~1·e ~flY oF the other guys giving discounts Forthe holid~ys? C~ll341-2120 For~ tow-. 5. Pliers and Gaffs You won't want to forget these, unless of course, you like losing big fish at the hole and sticking your hands inside pike mouths on a regular basis. If that's the case, go ahead and leave the steel at home. The bloody, fishless "wildfolk" society is always looking for new members. I've always thought that the first good snowfall of the year is one of the best days to be alive. The scenery around town is so peacefully perfect, life begins to settle down and all the wintertime activities I've been waiting for since last March come · rushing back into my cozy little head. As a UWSP student and Wisconsin native, I view snow and winter in general as the best season of the year. The othe~ seasons ·have their own charms; however, real winter weather is a treat that a good majority of the earth's population simply never experiences or understands. I take pride in that fact. I cherish this time of year. And why not? Point arguably has more to offer in the winter than during any other time of the year. Wisconsin has its own Badger State Winter Games every year up in Wausau that features dozens of winter sports and activities unique to cold-weather climates. Snowshoeing, cross-country skiiing, hockey skating, sledding, downhill skiing, curling, ice-fishing, snowmobiling, making snowmen, snowball fights and sleigh-rides are all things that I will do over the next few months. I just don't understand why people groan about snow and cold weather all the time. Living here is .. a priviledge, and if you can't fmd something in this season that gets you excited, it might just be that you're not looking hard enough. If not, quit your griping and move down south, because variety, not cajun, is the real spice of life. VILLAGE APARTMENTS H;;ppy Holidc;y5.1 OFFER EXPIRES, JANVARY 31,2004 IRTHRIGHT PREGNANT? AND NEED HELP? Free and confidential pregnancy tests Referrals for : *Counseling *Medical Care *Community Resources CALL 341-HELP Six inches of the good stufffell on Point this Wednesday. Its about time! photo by P. Larson OUTDOORS Page 12 December 11, 2003 iBrowne is a genius!!!! Th~ WiSys Technology Foundation, Inc., a private, nonprofit organization that manages intellectual property created at the 25 University of Wisconsin System campuSes other than UW-Madison, has received notice from the U.S. Patent and Trade Office that a patent will soon be issued on an invention from UWSP. . This is the second patent for the university. The only other patent was granted to Mathematics Professor G. Kung in 1998. Created by Bryant Browne, associate professor of soils in UWSP's College of Natural Resources, the technology is a highly efficient device for sampling multiple dissolved gases in surface and groundwater, with potential applications in both water quality monitoring and remediation. According to Browne, the essence of this process is extracting natural and manmade gases out of any existing body of water using a sip.ple pumping process. Unlike existing approaches to m~asuring gases in surface and groundwater, which typically require different' extraction methods depending on the gas, Browne's device collects multiple gases at once. Browne has used the device to quantify ~missions of global warming gases when agricultural pollutants in groundwater enter streams; to study natural processes in sediments and wetlands that c~nvert nitrate pollution to harmless nitrogen gas; and to chart the his- torical degradation of ground water quality over the last 60 years. . "The ability to easily and rapidly collect a large volume of dissolved gas in one sample is unprecedented," said Browne. "This technology affords several advantages for environmental research applications, including affixing the date of origin for groundwater itself. That's exciting because you'd be able to cpnstruct the history of groundwater quality and learn more from past mistakes." For example, says Browne, rainfall and snowmelt in the 1940s and 1950s contained very small amounts of dissolved chlorofluorocarbon (CFC) gases. But today they have large quantities ofCFC, one of the first gases targeted as a potential source for global warming. According to Browne, the historical atmospheric buildup of these industrial gases is mirrored quite well in groundwater. The device makes it simpler for scientists to link CFC age and water quality, allowing easier tracking of historical changes in groundwater quality. Browne, a teacher of water chemistry and soil physics, holds undergraduate degrees from Boston College and the University of Massachusetts, a master's degree from the University of CaliforniaBerkeley and a doctorate from Syracuse University. In 1996 he received UWSP's Excellence in Teaching Award. He joined the faculty in 1993. Cornerstone offers local flavor /(' By Marty Seeger & Craig Mandli OUTDOORS CONTRIBUTION Duo "The nature signs are all covered with a two-inch layer of fresh snow-a . blank page-as if in the end nature will decide what to write about herself." This is just a taste of what you can expect from A Wisconsin River Almanac: Embracing the Tattered Wild, authored by Ron Hay and published by Cornerstone Press. Hay is .a retired environmental educator and avid outdoor enthusiast from Mosinee. The nature book takes you on a monthby-month account of life along the Wisconsin River. The writing engages the reader, and does an outstanding job of illustrating the importance of our environment as a prominent tool in education. "If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a real life .encounter is worth a thousand pictures-especially to school children who spend a good deal of their time looking at pictures in books, on television, or on computer monitors, without realizing-that some of these things are in their own back yards." Readers will gain a better understanding of nature, and understand the importance of saving our precious natural resources. Dr. Richard Behm, noted out- two cents il ' Hey kic;ldies! How the heck is that schoolwork. ~oing? Hopefully good. I ,¥11;~a.. yop,don't have to worry about get~ ting. ·out an the ice too much yet. Actually, I'm sitting here waiting for this · snowstd:rm to bit as l write this up. Yet, any snow we get now is a snow- stqrril. You all should've been around years ago to see a real "storm." The one back in 1923 damn near covered the out. house~ f\nyways, I figured I'd give you kids a little lesson on the spirit of Christtitas before you all skeedaddle for the winter break. There·was a time when ·the h.olidays meant more than money. • _When1was a kid, things were much ·different ill Wisconsin. I can remember back I was real young. Every I vvas sent to hitch up the tea;m -lifQ V~rtH:OUilas~o JlOVrn to Grandmas JoJ;,tbe- tc~ti!ll'itic"·· Weo had. one of Old ''S~~JilllS, '\lirm<~h .,.v.,.,-n......t..:~ ride UWSP The Pointer door writer and professor of English here at UWSP, stated "Ron Hay has crafted a book in the tradition of Wisconsin's other three great nature writers-Aldo Leopold, John Muir, and Sigurd Olson." Cornerstone Press is a student-run publishing company operated by the English 349 students of Professor Dan Dieterich. Mary Croft founded Cornerstone Press in 1975 at UWSP and ' Dieterich took over in 1984. Since then, nearly 20 books have been successfully published in all genres of writing, from historical nonfiction to humorous fiction. • - Twenty three students took ' part in the class this year, with each student taking on a strict deadline schedule . that they must meet in order to get the book to the public. In one semester, the students accomplish what takes most other publishing companies nearly two years. If you are interested in purchasing a copy of Hay's book, or would like to learn more about Cornerstone Press and the English 349 class, visit http://www. uwsp.edu/ english/ cornerstone/. Copies of the book are also available at the University Center bookstore or at Bookfmders on the east side of Stevens Point. The books retail for $15.95. Atteatloalll .. was just as enjoyable, for with a full bell and fruit in hand, l would always fait asleep in the cold and silent land. Christmas day, the family went to church, came home, and that was that. The winter wheat grew and the season of winter continued. My best Christmas when I was a little older, when I was given an erector set I did nothing else but my chores and play with that set. fd-take those days over any ChristmaS tOday. Fancy-smancy electronic gifts cCll1'treplace those tasty fruits. Sotl'.U$Holidayi season, take a step back, enjoy the break,\ and then, ' 4Go on an~ Geeeeeeeeeeeet! t! !" -Mr. Winters Caadlclates lor Wiater Co ' ' ' ' eacemeat Do you have questions about the December 13, 2003 · · Commencement program? Have you visited the Commencement web page yet? Summer tOOII lntc-tnational Pro ram1 I 08 Oolllftl OIGIIIOOM o••,., 546-1717 http://www.uwsp.edu/special/commencement/· + Return your RSVP cards (electronically or by mail) + Purchase caps, gowns, and tassels, or rent hoods at the University Store Dec. 8..:..12, 8:00 a~m.i-4:00 p.m. or until7:00 p.m. on Tuesday or Thursday. Order ily mail Dec. 1-9 at 346-34~ 1. .( i) .Questions~, ~ontact Unlverslty11elations at 346-3811 (i) ARTS & REVIEW UWSP The Pointer Events Calender ) ) ) ) ) ) ,) ) ) . ' 1 Friday, December 12 Tony Brown & The Landing Crew @ The Witz End 9:30p.m., $8 cover Saturday, December 13 Michael Johnson@ Clark Place . 8 p.m.; $10/advance, $12@ doors Saturday, December 13 ¥oon, _w/guests Tree of Woe@ ·The Witz End 9:30p.m., $5 Friday, December 19 Coma Savants @ The Witz End 9:30p.m., $5 Saturday, December 20 Diggstown @ The Mission Coffee House 9:30p.m., $5 Re'ld The Pointer on the web! http://www.uwsp.edu/stuot"g/pointet" By Steve Seamandel ARTS & Katsumoto and learns the way of Cruise, never an actor to shy the samurai, finding a peace he away from taking risks, does a fme ASSISTANT FEATURES EDITOR never thought he'd find again. job as Algren, conveying his dam-. If I had to sum up Edward Eventually, he must decide aged soul and his warrior prowess. Zwick's The Last Samurai, it whether to return to his Qld world It's clear he studied samurai techwould be Dances with Wolves or s~d and fight by Katsumoto in niques for the role. However, it's crossed with Akira Kurosawa. a last desperate battle against the Watanabe, virtually unknown in Like Kevin Costner's epic, it deals increasingly well-trained and . the West, who rules this film. Channeling Kurosawa's legendary with a white man ingraining him- equipped government forces. self with another people at a time Samurai is an epic in every star Toshiro Mifune with energy when their existence is nearing an and force, Watan.abe dominates the end. And it deals with the legscreen in every scene he'S' in. His Katslll11oto is a fascinating characendary Japanese director's favorite subject: the samurai and honor in ter. He swears loyalty to the emperfeudal Japan. Zwick, already with or, his former pupil, who he now · one great war movie to his credit rebels against. Watanabe perfectly (Glory), summons these disparate captures his honor, his magnetism threats into a satisfying emotionaland his determination and will to ly charged epic, aided by a great fight a battle against' Japan's cast of mainly Japanese actors and encroaching modernism · that . he one huge American star, Tom knows deep down he cannot win. Cruise. If there's an Oscar nomination in Cruise plays Capt. Nathan Samurai's future, Watanabe Algren, a Civil War hero and deserves it, not Cruise. The supIndian fighter who's fallen on hard . porting cast is solid as well, in~lud­ times. Haurt.ted by battlefield expeing Billy Connally as Algren's proriences, he's now a chronic drunk fane Irish sergeant and conscience who earns enough booze money by and a supremely · oily Tony shilling for the Winchester Rifle Goldwyn as Algren's hated foriner Company. But an offer comes out way, from the scope of the story to commander, textbook study of of the bl'!le from Japan. The the scale of the impressive battle the Ugly American. . ~ Japanese are in the process of mod- scenes. It's also intelligently writDespite its minor faults, ' The ernizing their country and Algren ten, full of subtext about Western Last Samurai is the closest thing to is chosen to train their new ' influence on foreign countries and a Kurosawa epic since the master's Western-style army. The army is about the determination of people death. Full of great characters: needed, for the samurai, the to hold on to ancient ways which emotion and epic battle scenes ~that ancient warriors of feudal Japan, are timely topics in this post 9/11 rival anything in The Lord of-the . are in rebellion in a desperate world. Sometimes the film is too Rings, it should serve as pfime attempt to preserve the old ways. close to Dances with Wolves for Oscar bait in a couple months. The first battle with the samu- comfort. Cruise eveakeeps a diary Despite the uplifting ending, it rai is a disaster and Algren is taken of his exploits like Costner did and acllleves what Dances With 'Wolves prisoner. But the samurai leader, the ending is a little bit too achieved - the sorrow of seeing a Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe), Hollywood, but it doesn't detract culture and people fight for their . spares his life, intending to learn from the film's overall accomplish- existence despite the knowledge all he can about the enemy from ments. And there are some scenes, that their time is nearing an end. this foreigner, even though he like the first battle that has samurai killed the husband of his sister emerging out of a misty forest like Taka (Koyuki). Over the course '<>f phantoms from a vanished age, a winter1 Algren befriends that are pure filmmaking magic. By Geoff Fyfe a King of funk George Clinton was arrested after allegedly telling a police officer that he had a bag of cocaine in his pocket in Tallahassee, Fla. early on Saturday morning. A police officer approached.Clinton's vehicle and Study Abroad now! It•, in yout future! (~)· Sign-up fot neat Sum~tltl · · , JttluO . tattt. ~~. . ,._ ~ ..... .., 1 :.H-.- , ~ •.f•- "• , " '"\)~ L ..... 1• -\ • ' 1004 '* International P1091am I oa ·c ollinl CIGIIIOOID Center 546-1717 All I want for X-mas found him alone, sitting in the passenger seat. An officer found what was believed to be a crack pipe shoved between the seats. Clinton has officially been charged with one felony count of cocaine possession and misdemeanor for possession of the crack pipe. Ozzy Osbourne injured himself on his 4wheeler ATV this week, was rushed to a hospital and had surgery on a broken collarbone, six ribs and a cracked vertebra 1in his neck. Also, news came out this week about Ozzy's drug habit. He was, at times, ingesting up to 42 pills per day. A Beverly Hills doctor, whose license has since been suspended, allegedly prescribed Osbourne Valium, Dexedrine, Mysoline, Adderall and an array of opiates, tranquilizers, amphetamines and antidepressants to help him cdpe with his wife's cancer. Osbourne claimed that his mumbling and stumbling on their MTV reality show was . because of the pills. Smooth. Finally, a new Eminem song entitled "We As Americans" that was leaked on the Internet last week contain~d lyrics that the Secret Service found possibly threatening . to President Bush, prompting ~ full-on investiga- · tion on the rapper. Apparently, Eminem belts . out the lytjcs, "I don't r~p for dead presidentsll'd rather see the p~esident dead." No worries, though, as the Secret Service deemed that Eminem is indeed not a threat to the security of President Bush. a REVIEW EDITOR The Last Samurai review: Celebrity news and notes -Idiot count: Celebs- 2 U.S. Government- 1 Page 13 December 11, 2003 By Steve Seamandel . ARTS & REVIEW EDITOR Christmas has become a holiday of "what do you want?" as opposed to kindness and giving for me. And I'm not talking about generalities. Nowadays, relatives want specifics. What size, color, brand, style, or- my favorite - widescreen or full screen? Things can get so difficult in my house, that the gift of music or movie reigns supreme. After all, it's the gift that just keeps on giving ...until you scratch it, at least. Trying out new music can always be fun, and after all, it won't cost you a dime, and is way more ethical than downloading it, right? The inbetween-Christmas-and-New-Year's purgatory can then be transformed into a new-music listening session. A few critically acclaimed discs from 2003 that are worth a listen include Elephant by The White Stripes (rock), Heavier Things by John Mayer (acoustic), On and On by Jack Johnson (acoustic), Hail to the Thiefby Radiohead (rocic), Get Rich or Die· Tryin' by 50 Cent (rap), Speakerboxxx/The Love Below by Outkast (hip hop) and Jackpot! by Chingy for starters. Stay away from the 36-minute bomb Vintage by Michael Bftlton (crap rock), though. DVDs are also perfect for the holiday season, and when you live in Wisconsin, good movies are essential to make it through the winter. Try out Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Pirates of the Carribean, Chicago, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, and no collection is complete without The Simpsons or The Family Guy. Any season will do. And don't forget the intellectual, time-honored tradition of reading. Cruise around Barnes and Noble (or a smaller indie store, as suggested by a. colleague)' for a few hours. You won't feel as dirty' as you would after cruising around Wal-Mart, and you'll probably come out a little sharper in the end. ..•. But J. will give a quick shameless plug to Michael ifoore's new book pude, Where s My Country? To quote Krusty the Klo~ "Give a hootrRead a book!" I'll ·try to remember the important things A:his Christmas, a.s usual. But, I'm guilty. 'All I really ,want is music and DVE>s. / C6MICS Page 14 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer 12-JJ; Your College Survival Guide: · By: The Pat Rothfuss Consortium With Help from GottaHavaJava AN OLDJE, BUT A CKXJDlE Dear Pat, Well, I see in the Pointer that if we · have something to piss and moan about, we are supposed to let you know. So here we go. The other day I was walking past the UC. I was cold, but I knew I had to get'to fhe next building for my next class. I was tired, but I knew I had to keep .going and make it through the day. I was hungry, but I knew I would have to wait until I got · home because I had no money. While . I was approaching the UC building (dreaming about what kind of food I wish I could go and buy) I hear a bell ringing and thought to myself, "No way, they don't have a Salvation Army guy here at the college. "But sure enough, I got a little closer and I saw that friendly old guy waving his bell in front of his cute little collection pole. I couldn't help but glare at him in the J ~rk i/.. way that said "I hate you" and I did, at that moment, hate that man, whoever he was. I glared at him the whole time until I was passed him. I made damn sure he saw me glaring too, I don't care what he thought. I am broke. Isn't everyone here at the college???? . I am a full time college student (who happens to live alone) and I work close to 40 hours per week at some cheesy restaurant trying to pay my bills and get an education. Rent, car payment, bills, you know what I mean. No matter what, I never can get ahead enough to even feel like I can treat myself to a nice hot meal. All the money we students are spending here at college, not to mention the (expensive) parking meters, and yet the college has enough balls to set up a collection for more money. I don't even have enough money to support myself You stand here wanting us to help out the less fortunate when we are the less fortunate. We have nothing. Well. If ya like my piss and moan 0 --~------~~----------- story-that's great. I feel confident that you know what I mean here and I hope you help in writing something up on this in your paper,· maybe the bell guy would then go away. Marie Strelow Well Marie, I had a strong response to your letter. Actually, I had two responses, each of them utterly irreconcilable with the other. Luckily, due to an end-of-the-semester psychotic break, I have two fully formed personalities willing to give their opiniops on the matter. NICE PAT'S RESPONSE I kt;tow for a fact that the Salvation Army guy isn't a new thing. I used to see him there in front of the UC every year, and I'll admit my reaction was somewhat similar to yours. I felt put-upon. As my dad always said, you can't get blood from a stone, or pity from a freshman during fmals week. Why were they trying to milk me when I was already dry? Truth is, even well-intentioned college students are usually strapped for cash, especially at the end of the semester. Because of that I always felt the bell ringer could have been put to' better use somewhere else. In the mall. Outside Wal-Mart. On the square at bartime. Onstage, next to that big pole at the New Yorker... );:;: Yje! 1seHhe:J f'fY) 'rfo~~ lo Ci,~,i,..!! ~~0 . EVIL PAT'S RESPONSE -- Marie, it's not that you're poor. It's that you've has been trained to drool when the bell rings. What do I mean by that? I mean this: You've bought into the system, and the system has made you its bitch. Sure I feel sorry for you, but the facf remains that it's your own damn fault. I understand that you work 40 hours a week in addition to school. Fine, but don't expect pity from me just because you follow some outmoded protestant work ethic. "But I need the money!" I hear you cry. Bullshit...You think you need the money. The truth is you spend your money on non-essential items. Just like everyone else ·who's been inculcated into the three-step easy-bake American dream. 1) Work hard to get money. 2) Use money to buy things. 3) Use things to achieve happiness. "But I don't have things! I'm barely making it from bill to bill!" Bullshit. I know that you're living in some manner of extravagance because as an undergrad I made on average of 6000 dollars a year. And with that colossal sum I paid my tuition, had my share of hot nieals, bought presents for my girlfriend, and still had enough to drop a couple of bucks in the bellringer's bucket come Christmas time. How did I achieve this miracle? Well, I never had a car for one thing. I survived nearly a decade in Point without one, walking to my various jobs and carrying my groceries home. I never had the luxury of living alone either. Well ....that's not really true. For a year I lived in a one-room apartment with a bathroom down the hallway. It cost me $140 per month, everything included. My friends called it 'The Pit.' I stayed there because it was cheap, and that freed up my money for other things, like nudie magazines, leather pants, and grain alcohol. Here is the unvarnished truth. If you're poor and in college, you're not really poor. You're just indulging in certain luxuries beyond your means. However, there are people in the country that are genuinely poor. People who don't have cars, or even nasty little one-room 'pit' apartments. Most importantly, those people don't have a support -network of friends and family who are willing to help them out if something bad happens. What those people do have is The Salvation Army. They buy toys for poor-kids and shut-ins for chri,ssake. You can't find any fault with an organization like that. so·pony up, pig-licker, and give some jingle to the bucketrnan. After you've po11ied up to the Salvation Army, why not stop by GottaHavaJava for some holiday shopping? They've got gift baskets, chocolate espresso beans, Holiday Roost Coffee, and best ofall, gift-certificates for the under-caff einated person in your life. Send E-mail to proth@wsunix. wsu.edu. Page 15 December 11, 2003 UWSP The Pointer ·. ANDRA PROPERTIES, LLC has a home for every size group. We can accommodate 1~10 people. Some units have garages. Call Pat at 343~1798. 740 Vincent Ct. #104 One bedroom available second semester on a sub~ lease through 8/31/04. $400/month w/heat and water. Cats O.K. Call 340~5372, leave message. Available Fall '04 816 2nd St. #:1 · Nice 1 BR $400+ utilities w/1 year lease. mrmproperties.com 342~9982 lll7 Prentice St. 6 BRhouse Available Immediately! HC1USING Housing 2004~ 2005. The Old Train Station 2 & 4 Bedrooms. Heat~Water Internet & Cable TV fur~ nished. A no party home. Call343~8222. 2004 ·2005 School Year One block from UC. 4 & 5 bedroom apartments available. Fully furnished, parking, laundry, nice, attentive landlord. Call Roxanne or Mark at www.sommer~ 341~2248. rentals.com Shertz Properties 340~1465 For Rent: Five 5 BR apartments or houses, four 4 BR apartments or houses, two 2 BR, one 1 BR. Some are new con~ struction! All available for upcoming school year! .Close to campus or downtown. Call for showings 9~5 daily. Available Fall '04 · 216 West St. l BR Duplex ., $385 + utilities w/1 yr lease. mrmproperties.com Call345~2396. 1516 College Ave. Large Studio for 1~ 2 AvailableJan.1, 2004. $380/month w/ all utilities included. mrmproperties.com 342~9982 401 West St. 5 BRHouse Available 2nd semester 342~9982 call345~2396 Now Renting for sum~ mer and fall '04 Many units close to campus available for University Lake Apartments now leasing for the 2004~ 2005 school year 2901 5th Ave. 3 BR for 3~5 people. On~site storage units, AC, laundry, appli~ ances, on~site mainte~ nance, and 9 & 12 month leases. Call Brian at 34 2~1ll1 ext. 104. ·~··- IA~sfudents. ,. mrmproperties.com . 342~9982 Lakeside Apartments 2 blocks to UWSP 1~6 people. 2004~ 2005 school year. Parking, laundry, prompt mainte~ nance. 341~4 215 2004~2005 6 BR ·house for 6 or 7. $875 ~ $975 per semester. Parking WID. 341~5757. 2004~2005 3 BR $250 per student/month, including all utilities! 6 blocks from campus, call34 2~0252. Student Rental 5 BR house, 2 BA $1000 + utilities/semester per student. Available immediately! 715~ 342~0956 .. Roommate wanted Spring semester, $317/mo + utilities. Price includes 3 summer months. Call Melissa and Megan, 343~2763 Subleaser wanted Spring 2004. Nice house, large yard. Across from Final Score. $950/ semester. Call Tom at (218)247~7822 ANCHOR APARTMENTS One block from campus. Immediate 1~ 2 bedroom open. Very nice units. Now leasing for 2004~ 2005. 341~4455. 2 BR Apartment & 3 BR Apartment avail~ able for second semester! Call341~0289. For rent: 3 BR upper and 2 BR lower apartment near the downtown and riverfront. Available June 2004 plus fall of 2004. Garage, laundry, parking available on~site. Call341~0289. All New Sandhill Apts! Available for summer or fall2004. 3 BR, 2 BA with washer and dryer and all new appliances. Security doors witP. patios. Private surrounding with conven~ iences nearby. Call Brian, 34 2~1ll1 ext. 104 Students: 2, 3 and 4 bed~ room properties available. Call for an appointment. (715)44 5~5lll. 633 Washington Ave. Lower unit. 2 BR. W+D. Dishwasher, garage, ample parking. Convenient to doWntown and campus. Available Jan. 1 with possible early move~in at no add. charge. $490/mo. + util. Call Tom 262~ 367~0897 or Rob 262~510~7939. Large I BR Apt. good for 1 or 2 students available now for 2nd semester. Clean, quiet, laundry, water, on~site manager. 2 blocks from UWSP. $350/month. Available]an. lst Very nice, spacious 1 BR apt., close to campus, hardwood floors and fire~ place! $490/mo., incl. heat, water and sewer. Call 715~677~ 3881. 341~0412 Next Year: 2004/2005 3 Bedrooms for $250 per month, each person. Includes all utilities. 6 Blocks from campus. 734 Franklin St. 715~34 2~0252 (weekends) or 414~526~ 8035 (cell, weekdays) 3BRDuplex Wood burning fireplace. Fenced yard, 2 car garage. Available Jan. l. Call for special offer. Pets possible. 341~1887. Leder Apartments school year 3 Bedroom apartments one block from campus Laundry and free parking 2004~ 2005 344~5835 Female graduating, needs subleaser to take over the best room in the house. Uve with 3 great, mature and laid~back guys. Have lots of space, game room, bar. Right between university and downtown. Available X~ mas break! Call345~0373 and come look around. NOW RENTING School Year 1, 2 & 2+ bedroom units ,Check out our coupon in this paper! Paramount Enterprises - 341~ 2120 2004~ 2005 SUBLEASER NEEDED Half block from campus. Available Jan. 1 or sooner. $187/month + 1/2 utilities. Call Scott at 295~04 39. SUBLEASER NEEDED January ~ August 2004 Large 1 BR apt. Michigan Terrace $375/month Call Matt, 573~4191 Units available for spring semester. Paramount Enterprises. 341~2120. On Campus. Across from classes, for 3~ 4 students. 252~6313 or 341~1912. I Bedroom licensed for two on Ellis St. Close to university. Available immediately. $4 25/mo. Pet approved. Call341~9548 . 2nd semester housing 1~6 BR units Call345~2396 Eiv1PLOYMENT Housing for 5 people. Updated kitchen. Spacious rooms. Organist Needed: Small Lutheran parish in nearby Amherst needs organist one {l) hour every Sunday. Salary is negotiable. Please contact Pastor Mark, Call341~8242. 920~ 231~9226 2004~ 2005 Students: We have hous~ ing suited for you! Whether you are looking for an efficiency or a house, we can accommo~ date. Call for an appoint~ m~nt. (715) 445~5ll1. SPRING BREAK Panama City Beach, FL Book early and save $$$ World's largest keg party ~ Free beer all week! Live band & DJ. Wet T~shirt, hard body and Venus swimwear contest. Suites up to 12 people, 3 pools, huge beachfront hot tub, lazy river ride, water slide, jet skis, parasail. Sandpiper ~ Beacon Beach Resort. 800~488~8828. www.sandpiperbeacon.com Single private rooms from $200/month. Utilities included. Furnished. Monthly leases. Shared facilities. On~site management. 344~4054. Franklin Arms Furnished one bedroom apts. Includes heat, water, AC, garage with remot~, laundry. Individual base~ ment storage. Clean + · quiet. Leases 6/1 or 9/l. 5 blocks from campus. $439/month. · 344~ 2899 2000 McCulloch Large 4BR/2 bath for 4 $ll50/semester/student + utilities. Available sum~ mer or fall '04. mrmproperties.com 342~9982. 2004/2005 Apartments Candlewood Property Management is now signing leases for 2004~ 200.5 school year. Check availability and photos online at: www.candlewoodpm.com or call344~7524. Hurry, these lease quickly! Northpoint Apartments Now renting 1, 2 and 3 BR apartments. Flexible lease terms. On~site laundry. 5 minutes from campus/shopping. Check out our spectacular rent specials. Call 715~ 344~ 3181. Located at 1280 Northpoint Drive. We need three girls to complete our house for 2004~05 school year. Reasonable, convenient location. 341~5972. SPRING BREAK with Mazatlan Express . . Mazatlan/Cancun. From $499+. Or earn a free trip by being a rep! 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