BJFII.Af,~ . VOLUME 39, NO. ,I lliJ ~~ 5 :I<>Ot.f . OCTOBER 12, 1995 celebrating one hundred years of reyortt~~g :I<>Ot.f > .A lcohol Awareness Week educates UWSP students Military invades Schmeekle "\ By Gregory Vandenberg NEW~EoiToR National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week (NCAAW) kicks off Monday, Oct. 16, with a full slate of events aimed towards educl.ting students on the dangers of alcohol. "When people drink excessively, it is not just them that feel the c~m5equences," said Julie Zsido, advisor of Hot SHOTS (Students'!Helping Others Think Sensibly.) "It is their friends and the peopl~ surrounding them that feet the effects." Tfu-oughout the week numerous events and information booths acros~ campus will publicize the possible problems that alcohol may cause and what is happening locally in alcoholic issues. The week will begin with "Alcohol: Recreational Poisoning," a program featuring Dr. Tom Rowe of UWSP's Psychology Department. Rowe will be discussing the phenomenal effects alcohol has on the body and what happens when you mix alcohol with other types of medications and drugs. The program begins at 7 p.m. in the Laird Room of the University Center (UC) and is sponsored by the Baha'i Club. World class wrestler Dennis Hall will be giving a testimony of his struggle with the effects of alcohol when he presents "Brotherly Love: A Personal Story of DWI (Driving While under the Influence). Hall's brother was killed because of an incident of drinking and driving after a college house party. The former Olympian and UWSP stud~nt will discuss the tragedy of his brother's death and how he has dealt with it. His presentation begins at 7 p.m. Tuesday night in the Laird Room and is sponsored by the Office of Alcohol Education. · Tuesday night also hosts "Lightweight, Middleweight, and Heavyweight: Alcohol and your Body." There will be an opportunity for stude~ts to receive information on how body weight determines the effects of alcohol on the human body. The Stevens Point Police Department (SPPD) will also conduct roadside sobriety tests and discuss the cost and impact of a drunk driving test. This gives students a chance to watch three different sizes of people consume alcohol under the supervision of the SPPD. The tests will begin at 7:30p.m. and will include a simple academic test to show how alcohol will affect yoilr academic abilities. The program is sponsored by Thomson Hall and the Thomson Hall Basement Lounge. Pray-Sims Hall will host a "Party in My Room... Mocktails Galord" at 9 p.m. on Wednesday in the Pray-Sims Lobby and Community Advisors' rooms on houses one, two, and three. "Beer Keg Party... Root Beer That Is" is slated for 7 p.m. Thursday in the Recreational Service Room in the UC. It gives students an alternative beer to drink and socialize. The keg party is sponsored by the Residence Hall Association. Thursday night hosts the 2nd annual "HallAware Night" in the DeBot Center. The festivities begin at 8:37 p.m. and include various Halloween themes including games and prizes. HallAware is sponsored by BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students) and is scheduled to end at 10:52 p.m. The week-long celebration wraps up on Friday night with a disco music party at Tremors Dance Club in the Allen Center. The night begins at 9 p.m. and will feature the greatest dance hits from the 1970s. · According to sponsors, the week is designed to show students that there are alternatives to drinking, and that alcohol consumption is too widespread on college campuses. "I think a problem exists," said UWSP student Leslie Obney. "People need to control their consumption, because it is important to know when to say no." . ' . ,. . .. ' ... ' .'. . ~ , , ,. t .. . ,.. ~ " ' .. ',. t .• ... . ) .I \ .. 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Over 20,000 people marched · •· •. · .•..•. •..•.....•.•... · ..•. •· ·• . ·• . ·• ..· .• • through the streets to pressure Premier Alain Juppe to resign since · ·. •· • .• ·• •· ·• • ••· • ·• • ·• •· .• i ·• .• .• • • • he has not followed through on his promises to reduce the nation's · · · · ·• ·.. •· ••..•·.•. • deficit and 11.5 percent unemployment rate. ••· • • • • • • • •.•. • •. ••.•••• ••· ••.••.••.••.•• ·• • • •••• .••• •••.•.• •••·• • -One person was killed and 78 others were injured when the • · ·• ••·· .· •· ·• ·•· •. •· ·• • ·• ·• ·• ·• • •. • · • · · .· .• ·• Amtrak Sunset Limited train was derailed Monday. The tracks were · · ·• •· · · •· •·• · ·• · · · · ·••· · · · · · ·• · .· ·• •· .· •· · •· · •· •· ·• .•· ·• ·• sabotaged when 29 spikes and a 3-foot 18-pound steel bar that holds ••.•. •..•.•.• •· • •. • • •••••.••• .••· •· •. · ••.•.··•••••.•. ••••....••• •••······• : : ~er:::=~e:er:::,1:!s !!~=~::a~0:nd::!~ .· ·. · · •· · .• .•.· • • .•. ••· •·• ·. • • .• •. • • ·• • • •. • •· •· • with a wire, thus disabling the electronic warning system. A note .· •· ·• •·• ·• ·• • ·• •· · · ·• ·• ·• · · • • · ·• •. • found outside the wreck, located 55 miles southwest of Phoenix, Ariz., · ·• · • · •· •·. •· · •.•.•• states that the derailment was done by the "Sons of Gestapo" in · •· .· • •· · · • retaliation for government intervention in the sieges at Waco, Texas · · · · ••· •. · •. • and Ruby Idaho. i,:,:,,·i: , . ;i···· ;;·,':!!!'j• H.;~6=.:d.:-:=~~m:; =:~~~ ... ·. ·•· • • •· •· ..· ·• ·• ·..· •.. ·. • •. ·..• •· ...•·• level to ·.39. The boy was cited for underage drinking. His brother, · · · · •· ·• ·• •· ·• ·• • • • ·• ·• • ·. whom he was visiting at Beloit College, was cited for providing alcohol to a minor. Mo~day, October 9, 1995 -Reportect theft of Food Service property in Debot. A plant and som~ copper pots were stolen. -Community Advisor (CA) from Thompson Hall called about people in the pit near construction. Officer advised her to ask the people to leave the pit. -Pool supervisor called from the pool to report an incident of indecent exposure. The man was in the men's locker room at the time of the call. Sunday, October 8, 1995 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! COME SEE THE AMAZING JOSTENS RING DAY! OCTOBER 16 & 17 10am-3pm IN THE UC CONCOURSE! QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST SHOW ON CAMPUS! U NIVERSITY -STORE-=t.JNtv C!•:NTE.R 34.6-34.:t:l -Code blue phone call received from Fine Arts Building. Party called requesting building be opened so he can get his musical instrument. He was advised that the code blue phones were used for emergencies only and that he was on an emergency phone. Party stated that he considered this an emergency. Party was advised to use a courtesy phone for non-emergency calfs. Saturday, October 7, 1995 -1\vo individuals reported in the tennis courts playing basketball and having radio too loud. They were confronted and left. -A CAin Steiner Hall reported a man selling magazines. Individual was not located anywhere by officers at this time. Friday, October 6, 1995 -Hall Director of Hansen Hall called requesting officers to assi_st with underage intoxicated females. -Tremors' disk jockey called in regards to a possible fight. Officers were present. They did not note a fight. They counseled two individuals that they were allowed to stay, but are to remain away from each other. If seen even talking, officers will return and individuals will be arrested for disorderly conduct. ,UWSP Hom coming spreads fun Students participate in many activities·during week's festivities Women's Rugby Team fights over the ball while playing in their prom dresses last Thursday. Medford's High School Marching Band marches in formation at the UWSP Homecoming Parade. Pointer Photos by Kris Wagner ',~ TELEPHONE SAlES Residents of Burroughs Hall "Yell Like Hell" for the Pointers in Berg Gym. Great Opportunity For Full and Part Time Seasonal Telephone Sales -Earn Up to $8.00 Per Hour or More - Flexible schedules to work around classes! - No Cold Calling - Paid Professional Sales Training . returning Employees Eligible for Merit Increases - Convenient Location in n~ 1·. ~I ~\ l .I 11 I I .\l i. ! ; i a A member of Phi Sigma Kappa carves his creation of Spam in the Encore. Must be 16 years to apply. Bring along your drivers license or state 1.0. and social security card or · birth certifcate ,· ·:=z: ~- ~_l~' ,.,•• • • Tommy's club recruits new members Student claims governor's attitu,de p.oor Dear Editor: Well, fellow cheese heads, the word is out that our omnipotent and esteemed Governor Tommy Thompson has succeeded in keeping the Milwaukee Brewers in Milwaukee. Before I begin, I must admit that I could in no way be considered a sports fan. In my opinion, for something to be considered a sport it must meet the following qualifications: the !lCtivity must endanger the lives ofthe participants, and there must be some object which travels in excess of 120 m.p.h. Thus, the only sport which I can fully endorse is auto racing. But that is for another time; today's topic is baseball. From what I know, the Brewers will build a new stadium and a portion of WISCOnsin's residents will pay for it. Now, I am not against using some sort of financial assistance to woo businesses into staying within an area, so long as said businesses somehow compensate the residents of the area. Ifthe cost of the new stadium could be retrieved from revenues brought into the city by people attitude our Governor has about going to the games, fine, but I just the situation. The night that the elected don't see that happening. I guess there were a few empty suits in Madison had finally seats at County Stadium this past agreed upon an agenda which they could vote on, Governor summer. From what I've been told the Thompson had this to say and I Brew Crew weren't having the quote, "This is the most difficult best season, and not too many issue I have dealt witliin my 29 years of politics." fans cared enough to show up. I'm assuming the reason the But fear not, the big wigs of The Milwaukee .Brewers Inc. stadium issue has been so diffihave assm~ us that if they were cult for Governor Thompson is to acquire a new stadium, they're because he is unable to dismiss, sure that the team could get back fire, or somehow eliminate the opposition like he has when dealon it's feet and win a pennant. Now let me get this straight, ing with welfare, education and if I owned a business that was ex- the environment. So I say to you students, take periencing some hard times, I could go to Governor Thompson notice ofour Governor's kind and and tell him "Listen Tommy, I just example. Ifyou have enough know financially things don't money, you don't need to care look too promising right now, but about the environment; if you if you were to invest $250 mil- can't afford an education, you lion of your own cash into my don't deserve one; have resentbusiness, I'm sure I could tum a ment and disgust for the poor; huge profit next year." and most importantly, don't let I wonder how long it would anything get in the way of you or take security to hog tie me and your friend's good time. Follow these instructions and drag me away. The decision to build the new maybe some day you too can be a acropolis is not the worst part of part of Tommy's club. Who the ordeal; the worst part is the knows, you may wind up with box seats. 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WANT ~~~t'E'R~ll N M ENTI protect your only you . . . fiFJF" DEFENSE MINI ·COURSE -~ - ,.. •, . .!'"{ I A HCR;FC -fiG :-':~~~:~~:: 7:00pm%-~ • .,.i 1"HRR..1.ER STAJ:l'RtNO '-'ACK Sfl ------------------8:00PM MEETtNB TIMES $3 w/UWSP Student ID $4 public Kick-Off@ 8:00pm LIMITED SPACE PAGE6 OCTOBER 12,1995-------------------::§f#t&¥#%Wt ¥*&. M*W & &%*¥--* n ;; Outlook good for pheasant season Increasing numbers of wild initially include funds for the pheasants in some areas com- pheasant rearing program at the bined with the continued stock- state game farm. ing of game-farm raised pheas"Funds for the program were ants on more than 70 public hunt- restored in the firull budget bill ing grounds will provide hunters and the game farm has raised with good opportunities when the 47,500 pheasants for release on pheasant season opens statewide public hunting grounds and another 64,000 rooster chicks that on October 14. Additionally, this, year's were shipped to cooperating clubs · pheasant season will be 24 days ·for rearing and distribution," Foy longer than last year's, running said. While this is a slight reducthrough December 31, and the daily bag limit will increase from tion in pheasant production from one bird per day to two birds per previous years, when combined day lifter opening weekend. In with wild pheasant populations, the past the daily bag lfmit did quality pheasant hunting should not increase until the third week be available throughout much of of the season. the state, Foy said. Both of these changes should Spring surveys of wild pheasprovide greater pheasant hunting ant populations found about half opportunities, according to Mike the areas surveyed showed popuFoy, a pheasant management spe- lation increases, while other ar. cialist with the Department of eas showed moderate decreases. Natural Resources. "This wasn't anticipated, Foy said there has been some since the weather was excellent confusion as to whether the DNR for nesting and brood rearing in would continue to stock game 1994 and the winter was excepfarm pheasantS in public hunting tionally mild," Foy said. "This grounds because the 1995-97 should have left pheasant popu-· state biennial budget bill did not lations in fine shape." Bobwhite Quail From A Sand County Almanac "There are two kinds of hunting: ordinary hunting, and ruffed-grouse hunting. There . are two places to hunt grouse: ordinary places, and Adams County." A/do Leopold The lower numbers could reflect poor conditions for pheasant crowing -the method used to count birds-when the surveys were conducted, or it could reflect a decline in some local populations. · According to Foy, the local declines could be due to a reduction in crop acreage left idle by farmers or because with a dry warm spring in 1994, farmers were able to make hay early in the year, possibly reducing pheasant production in spite of the excellent weather. Hunters are reminded that a pheasant stamp is required to hunt within the Pheasant Management Zone as shown in the hunting regulations pamphlet. Pheasant SWewide Oct. 14-Doc. 31 Oct. 14-0oc. 6 Ruffed Grouse NO<them Zone . Western Zone Eurcm Zone Sept. 16-Doc. 31 Sept. 16-Jon. 31 Oct. 14-Dcc. 8 .Crane.count fast approaching By Scott Van Natta OlrroooRS EDITOR Year after year the eastern population of the Greater Sandhill Crane rises. Without the annual fall crane count, the known increase ofover 9,000 birds since 1979 in Wisconsin alone would not be possible. The fall survey is the most useful way to estimate the size and trend of this particular species. This year's count takes place on Saturday, October 28th, and as is custom, begins around 5:30 a.m. Volunteers will want to be at their site before the sun rises, for in most cases, ~he sandhill cranes will be heard long before they are seen. Cranes are most active in the early morning and in the evening. Wetlands, marshes, and farmer's fields, are the areas to concentrate on when searching for cranes. After the count site has been chosen, it's always important, if •••, on private land, to inform the cranes can be found at this time landowners of what "duties" the ofthe year. The cranes then head counter will be performing. · for Florida, returning to this area Last years count featured in early March. about 40 volunteers in groups of The sandhill crane's call can about three or four. When going be heard approximately 2 miles out, the counters should definitely away, depending on which way be dressed for cool temperatures. the wind is blowing. The most Other items to bring include a common call is termed the unipair of binoculars, a spotting son call, which js made up of 2 scope, field guides to birds and notes from the female and one mammals and even a camera. note from the male, essentially Volunteers generally see an sounding like one extremely loud abundance of wildlife, including bird. harriers, prairie chickens, ducks, Last years crane count lasted herons, songbirds, deer, and of three hours and saw 2,147 cranes course, cranes. All the species, tallied up at thirteen sites by especially the most rare should be UWSP students. The Internarecorded on the data sheet that tional Crane Foundation coneach volunteer is given. ducted counts at five additional Fall is the time of the year wildlife areas in Wisconsin, givwhen the cranes are flocking to- ing a total of 10,055 cranes in gether in large groups, or stag- the state. ing, before their annual fall miIf interested in attending this gration. years count, call Danielle Rutka, Their first stop is Jasper- The Wildlife Society's Crane Pulaski Fish and Wildlife Area Count Coordinator, at 342-9242 in Indiana, where 12,000-14,000 at home or at 346-2016 at the TWS office. Nature By Scott VanNatta Outdoors Editor calls And now, a hunt of a different kind. It was the morning after opening day and two_inches of light, fluffy, snow had fallen during the night. A light fog sifted through the tree tops, slowly drifting to the southeast. A moderately dense forest of a pine and spruce mix, interspersed with an occasional oak, surrounded a five acre field. Near the edge of that field, a hunter lay on his stomach, watching for the slightest movement. And then he saw them, slowly making their way across the open spance of brown grass. There were five of them, casually walking toward the hunter's side of the field. Suddenly, the hunter's ears perked up as he heard a sound from behind him. Swiveling his head, he saw another, like the ones in the field, only this one was bigger. He discreetly shifted his position to face his new prey. His target was stumbling through the brush and he watched it trip over a hidden root and fall on its face. Then it picked itSelf up and continued on, slipping every other step; he had no idea.that he . was being watched. The hunter stood up and moved a few steps to his left to line up a better shot. His prey stopped when it saw others of its kind in the field. The hunter decided that this was a good time; it was almost too easy. . But just to make it more interesting, he tapped a foot against a nearby tree. The man turned to look. The hunter had, between his teeth, a thin rope that led to the trigger of his right side-mounted 12-illage. For a moment they stared at each other. Then the hunter jerked his head hard to the left and the gun discharged. The human landed flat on his back and didn't move. Off in the distance, the hunter heard another shot. He turned his head toward the field to see the humans scattering. He could see one lying in the grass; his younger brother had gotten a kill as well. He walked up to his fallen prey, bent his head down and prodded the human with his antlers. There was not a twitch to be seen. A moment later, his brother bounded up next to him. "Mine's only a five pointer," he said with a tone of disappointment. "Awe, that's too bad," said the elder brother as he peeled back the human's shirt to reveal an enormous gut. He turned to his brother and smiled. "Count'em and weep!" Then he gave the carcass a hard kick to the side. He counted until the human's gut stopped bouncing back and forth. "Eleven," he said to his brother. "Wow. That's even better than last year." The younger brother turned toward the field to get his kill. "There were a couple females that scattered to the east," he said as he was walking away. "Oh good!" said the other hunter, "I was hoping I'd get to use my female tag this year." No no no. Tis a silly story. > ,, _ _ _ __ PAGE 7 OCTOBER 12, 1995 State assesses environlnental 'impact Of deer As a result, the DNR proposes minor modifications to its deer management rules _ ' White-tailed deer are highly In all of these cases, Vander gniss, and by Regional Deer Deer, are also ranked in the valued part Wisconsin's ecosys- top three species, along with song Zouwen says, the higher the deer Management Task Forces. tems, but high deer populations birds and bald eagles, as favorite population, the greater their efThe task forces were comcan have adverse effect on agri- species for wildlife watching. fect. posed of a variety of people with culture, forests, and transportaThe assessment looked at both different stakes in deer manageHowever, the assessment tion. notes that deer also are associated the ecological and socioeconomic ment, including representatives Those are among the findings with negative ecological and effects of Wisconsin's deer popu- of the agriculture, forestry, busiof an environmental assessment socio-economic effects. lations. It also reviewed how ef- ness, transportation, environthe Department of Natural ReDeer can over-browse certain fective Wisconsin's current man- mental, hunting, and academic sources conducted of the state's plant species, causing communities. The deer population goals and deer potential harm, for those task forces met in 17 "Deer are one of the most widely areas around the management program. plants as' well as other "Deer are one of the most animals that depend recognized and appreciated wild- state last December widely reco_gnized and appreci- upon those plants. They to discuss deer life species in the state." 1 ated wildlife species in the state," population issues are also responsible for Bill Vander Zouwen says Bill Vander Zouwen, chief about 90 percent of the and suggest deer of the DNR wildlife and land- agricultural crop dammanagement unit scape ecology section. "They are age reports filed with the state, agement program is and evalu- population goals and boundaries. important to Wisconsin's citizen causing an estimated $13 million ated other potential management As a result ofthe environmenfor viewing and hunting, as well in damage in 1993 to the state's alternatives. tal assessment, the DNR is proas for food.," "We looked at what the im- posing minor modifications to its com crop alone, according to the In 1993, more than 850,000 .assessment. pacts would be of both smaller deer management rules, includdeer hunting licenses were sold Since 1985, Wisconsin motor- and larger populations in differ- ing the creation of three deer in Wisconsin, generating more ists have reported an average of ent areas of the state," Vander management units, and slight than $16 million for wildlife con- almost 36,000 car-deercollisions Zouwen says. reductions or increases to deer servation, according to the assess- per year, and actual number could The DNR evaluated alterna- overwinter population goals in ment. Additionally, hunters be quite a bit higher, because tives that were recommended by some existing management units. spend more than $250 million in many accidents go · "We are recommending that unre- the state's Chippewa Tribes, by Wisconsin for ammunition, hunt- ported, according to the assess- the Wisconsin Conservation Con- overwinter population goals not ing equipment, food and lodging. ment. be increased above 25 deer persquare-mile of habitat or not be . raised higher than 80 percent of the unit's carrying capacity. Above those levels, there can be adverse affect. on deer health, hunting opportunities and other wildlife and plant species," Vander Zouwen says. However, the department is not at this time recommending reductions in deer management units with population goals currently above that level. "Most of the regional task forces supported the current overwinter goals and did not want to see them reduced. We will work to help people more fully understand the impacts of high deer populations and gain public support before the next unit review three years from now," Vander Zouwen says. "I hope the environmental assessment will give all stakeholders a better appreciation for the effects of deer pop~ations on others as well as the natural systems on which we all depend," Vander Zouwen says. The Goby, another exotic fish causes trouble ~~~~ . DIRECTOR DNR BUREAU OF FISHERIES MANAGEMENT It seems there is no end to the exotic fish species that enter the Great Lakes through the bal!ast water in the bellies of transoceanic ships. First came. zebra mussels, then the Eurasian ruffe - and now make way for the round goby. A single goby was recovered from the Duluth and Superior Harbor in July of this year. We expect that they will enter the Wisconsin waters of Lake Michigan from Illinois very soon. Around goby is a bottomdwelling fish that is native to the Black and Caspian seas, near Turkey. The head ofa round goby looks vaguely like a frog, with its Just duckin . eyes set high near the top of its head. They grow up to a foot long, but most are stnaller. Perhaps the goby's most unusual attribute is fused pelvic fins. This means their two bottom fins are joined to form a sort of suction cup that lets them hang on to rocks very well, even in a strong current. Round gobies were first discovered in 1990 in the St. Clair River near Detroit, by a University of Michigan researcher, David Jude. They're already in Lakes Erie, Huron, Michigan and . Superior. No gobies have as yet been seen in Wisconsin, but I'd guess some Kenosha or Racine perch angler will catch one in 1996 for sure. There are P.lenty of gobies in the Illinois and Indiana waters of Lake Michigan just a few miles south. These new critters eat all kinds ofaquatic insects and other bottom-dwelling creatures, including zebra mussels. But don't expect them to control the pesky zebras - there are far too many mussels and we sure don't want huge populations of gobies. Gobies will cause trouble enough for our native fish: They are extremely aggressive, pugnacious fish that will out compete a shy fish fer food . How our new fish will fit into the Great Lakes community remains to be seen. We hope they will become just another species in a complicated food web but we can only wait and see. The ocean ships entering the Great Lakes are voluntarily changing ballast water out in the ocean before they get here. Congress needs to tighten these rules to protect our environment. So, what is the bag limit on gobies? It's zero. It is currently illegal to possess a goby, dead or alive, because we must ·take no chances that these critters might get into our inland waters. PAGE / 8 OCTOBER 12, 1 9 9 5 - - - - - - - - - - ,,.,•••, Drama to provide an emotional experience actors able to commit to the show. He play for the day, especially on The intense dramatic play, knew that "Extremities" required college campuses and for women "Extremities", will be performed people who would delve into their in particular," said Marchant. The roommates are put into a Thurs. Oct. 12 through Sat. Oct. characters. 14 at the Studio Theatre in the The play stars Blake Dalzin, situation where they have to call as Raul, an intruder, and Kim- on their most extreme emotions. Fine Arts Building. "The play deals with the Tyler Marchant, a theatre arts berly Kohn as Marjorie, Kristen major at UWSP, will direct the Ujazdowski as Terry, and Teal women's struggle to maintain orproduction. Marchant read Kozel as Patricia, three room- der in a violent situation," said Marchant. through a variety of scripts look- mates. He hopes that everyone who "The actors are willing to take ing for one that had a small cast and did not require a lot of set risks and really put themselves sees the play will really think changes. "Extremities" involves into their characters' situations," twice about what they just saw. "It might make people think only four characters and takes said Marchant. place at the same location. Marchant said that the play about their own life-styles and be "The play really spoke to me demonstrates the extremes within SEE DRAMA PAGE 12 . as a creative person," said the human soul. FEATUREs EDIToR The Ccyst~ ~@ ~f Realitj By Scott Van Natta 0uroooRS .EDITOR CHAPTER 13 CONTINUED "Report," Kursk said. "No sign of anything on the left," came the first response. The soldier on the right did not report. "Petreki? Are you there." "Just a moment sir .... I hear something ... I'm going to check it out..." "Be careful, and remember ... no shooting." "Yes sir." Petreki looked around. Where did that sound come from? There was a small embankment directly in front of him, about waist leveL He slowly turned around to face the other direction, rifle extended outward. Then, from behind the embankment, the massive body of the grizzly suddenly appeared. It snorted, causing Petreki to whip around in bewilderment And before he had a chance to react, a huge paw swung out and clipped him in the side of the head, breaking his neck and propelling through the air. He was dead before he hit the groun~. "Ooo, that had to hurt," Jo_hn whispered. "What?" gn YJ opped Agent Ortiz was the first to guy in the side of the head..." "So now there are only twor' ·. speak. "I assume that you all think have been briefed on Operation ... ,"he moved the bin- Whiteout?" The three men nod"I oculars to loo~" I see the one closest to us ... but the one in the ded. "Good, then I must remind you that this mission is middle ... no, there's too many c1assified. Do not speak of it to trees ... , anyone." He then turned to Cal Girard. "Commander, we need a bomb." Girard nodded and turned, "Follow me." Kursk waited two minutes before checking back with his soldier. "Petreki report ... what has happened?" But there was no reply. "Mikal report ... ?' "Nothing here sir ... should we keep goingr' "No. Make your way toward me. We need to find Petreki." Commander Ellison climbed out of the cockpit and dropped to the tarmac. Agent Ortiz was there to meet him, as were agent Hudson and Base Commander Cal Girard. Kursk stood up and walked away from the body as the other soldier arrived. ·. "He's dead," Said Kursk as he walked past Mikal. Mikal stopped where he was and slowly slid his cap off his head. "How?" "An animal of some kind ... hit him in the side of the head. Come Mikal, back to the cabin." "What about..." "Leave him ... a body is of no use to us now." "What about the trapper?" "Who cares ... he is most likely gone anyway ... he can't hurt "Sorry we don't have much of a choice," Girard said. The four men were standing in a security bunker that housed SEE RJw.ny PAGE 14 Just Testing By Kate Roberts FEATURES EDITOR Most of us have already taken numerous exams, tests, and midterms (even though it is not quite the middle of the term yet). Sometimes it is hard to get through all of them. You need to have some type of goal to work toward. For me it's graduation. The first tests of the year are always the ~oughest. You never know what to expect. Even after you have asked others what the tests will be like, it does not help much because what works for them may not work for you. This also true of all the relationships you have during your college career. Your intelligence isn't the only thing that is put to the test during the first months of the semester, many friendships are being tested too. We all have those high school friends from back home that we try to keep in touch with. Plus all of those people who we got to know in the last couple of years here at UWSP that transferred, graduated or took a semester off. Maintaining these friendship is not as easy as it was when you saw each other everyday. This is the time when you find out how strong those bonds of friendship really are. Your friends will let you know whether or not you make the grade. The flip side of this deals with the friends you see everyday, your roommates. I happen to have great relationship with mine, but some living situations can be very tense. This is especially common with those who live in the residence halls. A couple years ago I decided to room with my best friend, and soon learned that this was going to be a huge test of our friendship. Luckily we are still friends, we have even talked about living together again, just not in the same room. We sure learned our lesson. · Another facet of relationships is the boyfriend-gi.rlfriend thing. Long distance romances can be tough. Actually, even those that live in the same place have issues to face. One person in the relationship may feel that the other person no longer has time for him or her. In these situations attendance and participation will influence your final grade. This is most often a pass-fail situation. · Time seems to be the overriding factor in most of these tests that we find ourselves taking in life. Deciding what to do with the time we have is, in itself, an examination, an examination of what our priorities are and where our lOyalties lie. In real life, you won't be graded on a curve. PAGE 9 OCTOBER 12, 1995 - WHAT'S HAPPENING PLAY Five O'Clock Shadows, a compelling poignant and humorous one-act play which challenges the male experience, will be performed Wed. Oct. 18 at 7:00p.m. in the Laird Room of the University Center. The play is a rich blend of fictional sketches and true life stories performed by Stephe~ J. O'Toole. It illuminates the family and societal inflluences that often force men and women to become polar opposites. The program is presented in conjunction with National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week. t. JAZZ ~ 1\vo jazz combos, starring UWSP music students, will play in the Encore tonight at 8 p.m. These JUusicians will perform the standard jazz repetoir in a quintet: Jon Matelski, base; Glenn Peters, drums; Collin Higgins, guitar; Tony Catania, tenor saxaphone and Matt Antoniewcz, trumpet. Renditions of modem jazz will be played by these members of a sextet: JeffPuemer, base; Dave Thorse~ drums; Matt Willer, tenor saxophone; Matt Antoniewicz, trumpet; Chris Piekos, trombone and Brian Sharon, piano. Tickets are $2 with a student ID and $3.50 without. The proceeds go to the jazz scholarship fund. - .- Herpetologist to exhibit leashed l~ard Herpetologist Keith Gisser will be entertaining at the UC in the Laird Room on Friday, Oct. 13. Gisser's humor and experience makes the program fast paced, interesting and educational.- He promises that it will resemble · nothing of a dry and boring biology lab. Accompanying Gisser will be approximately 25-30 of his closest amphibian and reptile friends. There will be a live variety of snakes, frogs, alligators, turtles, pythons, and iguanas. Stealing all the attention will be a white throat monitor lizard named "TRex." The star lizard who happens to be leashed-trained, is five feet long, weighs 35 lbs., and has the demeanor of a puppy dog. T -Rex is proud to report that he recently mastered his escaltor traveling skills. Keith Gisser started ·his quest for knowledge of herpetology at the mere age of eight. Around three years ago he turned his part-time job and hobby into a full-time profession. Gisser is a keeper, breeder and retail seller of reptiles and amphibians. He currently has around 250 adults and 5,000 total including young stock. This is an equivalency of 60-100 cages of reptiles and amphibians. He has appeared on television shows such as The Today --~Show and the Fox network's Nightshift. He has performed at campuses everywhere from eastern Pennsylvania to Iowa. SEE LJZARD PAGE 14 PROGRAM Come listen to the story ofDennis Hall, whose brother was killed because of drinking and driving after a college house party. Hall is a student at UWSP who was a 1992 Olympian Wrestler, 1994 World Bronze Medalist and 1994 Wrestler of the Year. The program is in conjunction with National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week on Tues. Oct. 17 at 7:00p.m. in the Laird Room.. WEEK or After Graduation, 3-4PM Positions, 4:30-6PM (Nic.Forum, "What is American?" GOLDSMITH, ''Are You Politically 7:30PM (Studio Theatre-FAB) Club, 9PM-12AM (Allen Recreation Center) FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13 TREMORS Movie: "Freddy's Dead; The Final Nightmare, 8-9:30PM & Dance Club (Fright Night), 9PM-JAM (Allen Recreation Center) Players Prod. : EXTREMITIES, 7:30PM (Studio Theatre-FAB) SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14 Football, UW-Oshkosh, 1PM (I') • Men's Cross-Country, Jim Drews Inv., JJAM (LaCrosse) Tennis, UW-River Falls, ]0:30AM (I') & UW-Stout, 3PM (Menomonie) Worn. Cross-Country, Tori Neubauer Inv. (LaCrosse) Worn. Soccer, UW-P/atteville, JPM (I') Dptimist Club 3 on 3 Basketball with Area Youth, 8AM-4PM (QG) Players Prod. : EXTREMITIES, 7:30PM (Studio Theatre-FAB) Centertainment Prod -Concerts Presents: FUZZDOLLY. 8-IOPM (Encore-UC) TREMORS Dance Club, 9PM-JAM (A llen Recreation Center) SUNDAY,· OCTOBER 15 Worn. Soccer, Luther College, 12N (Decorah, !A) IN PoiNT! MONDAY, OCTOBER 16- ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK Alcohol Awareness Week fnf Booth, 9AM-3PM (UC Concourse) Baha'i Club Speaker: Drr Tom Rowe, ''Alcohol: Recreational Poisoning", 7-BPM (Laird Rm.-UC), Watson Hall: ''Alcohol and Academics", BPM (Study Lounge) TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17- ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK Alcohol Awareness Week lnf Booth, 9AM-3PM (UC Concourse) Career Serv. Prog. : Non-Technical Resumes, 3-4PM (1 06 CCC) & Federal Employment Applications, 4PM-5PM (106 CCC) Alcohol Awareness Prog.: "Brotherly Love: A Personal Story of DWJ" by Dennis Hall (World Class Wrestler), 7-BPM (Laird Rm.UC) Thomson Hall: "Lightweight, Middleweight & Heavyweight: Alcohol &._Your Body"... PLUS... Drink a Beer, Take a Test, 7:30PM (Th.qmson Hall Bsmt:) WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18-ALCOHOLAWARENESS WEEK Centertainment Prod.-Centers Cinema: THE SHINING, 7PM & YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, 9:30PM--$ I wilD; $2 wlo (Encore-UC) Worn. Soccer, UW-Oshkosh, 4PM (I') Alcohol Awareness Week Inf Booth, 9AM-3PM (UC Concourse) Career Serv. Prog.: Preparing for Employment Interviews (Video), 3-4PM (134 Main) Stu. Rights & Responsibilities Speaker: STEPHEN O'TOOLE, "5 o'clock Shadows", 7-9PM (Laird Rm.-UC) Unive!sity Orchestra Concert--$] wilD; $3 wlo, 7:30PM (MH-FAB) Pray-Sims Hall.: "Party in My Room...Mocktails Galore}", 9PM (Pray-Sims Lobby/CA Rooms) For Further Information Please Contact the Campus Activities Office at 346-4343 •, PAGE 10 OCTOBER s .,,, 12, 199_5 Football powers past Stout By Mike Beacom SPORTS EDITOR Last Saturday was a big day for Pointer football and head coach JohnMiech. Notjust because it 'was homecoming, but also because the coach and his team welcomed back two key starters in quarterback Torn Fitzgerald and wide receiver Jose Banda. Both had failed to make the starting lineup since the season opener against Minot State nearly a month ago. And after seeing only limited action against Eau Claire in the previous week, it would be difficult for any one to expect much out of the dangerous passing combo in Saturday's game against Stout. But both players' homecoming performance more than exceeded expectations. The Pointers (5-0, 2-0 in the WSUC) got out to an early lead in the game and had a 31-6 halftime lead. Fitzgerald was phenomenal in the first half, racking up 200 yards passing and adding three touchdowns. Tim Ott was on the receiving end of two of the three tosses, both coming in an impressive 22 point second quarter. In the second half, Stevens Point used_long scoring strikes through the air and a strong mix of runners on the ground to add on to their scoreboard total. Fitzgerald tallied his fifth touchdown of the day when he hooked up with Banda for a 39 photo by Kris Wagner Pointer tight end Craig Drummy stretches for extra yardage against Stout last Saturday. yard touchdown early in the fourth quarter. The pass not only gave Fitzgerald 300 passing yards, but also gave Banda 100 yards re- · ceiving for the day coming on six receptions. "(Fitzgerald and Banda) are veteran football players," said Miech. "We were happy with the wav they performed." Running back Torn McKinney finished up the scoring for Point with a touchdown run from six yards out. McKinney gained 52 yards on five consecutive carries during the drive. Miech also commented on his offensive line, which only gave up one sack and had been doing a commendable job all year. "In all the years that I've been at UWSP, this is the most talented group I've had here," said Miech after the 52-20 win. "We have the luxury to either run or pass." Point heads to Oshkosh this week to face the 3-2 Titans. The Titans head into the match up after suffering two straight conference losses. The Pointers have beaten Oshkosh 11 straight times, including a 38-0 route in Point last year. After Oshkosh, the Pointers face perhaps their two toughest opponents of the year, La Crosse and Whitewater. "This next five weeks is going to be like a tornado," added Miech. "We're just going to play our football." Runners gear up for La Crosse '' By Mike Kemmeter Quek B:J'"the Week Believe it or not, when it's all said and done, we're going to the World Series. CoNTRIBUTOR '' -Seattle Mariners manager Lou Piniella at a rally for the Mariners in downtown Seattle on Monday. Thanks to the Chicago Tribune 1) ~o is the NFC's second leading rusher heading into this weekend? 2) Who won the 1983 Heisman Trophy? 3) Who was the last person other than Emmitt Smith or Barry Sanders to win a rushing title? answers on page 14 The UWSP men's cross country team traveled to the "Golden Donie" in South Bend, Indiana for the Notre Dame Cross Country Invitational, where they held up well against stiff competition, finishing ninth out of twenty teams. The women's team competed on Friday in the Bluegold Invitational hosted by UW-Eau Claire and, despite missing runners due to classes and exams, placed seventh out of fifteen teams. The men's meet was won by Mankato State University with 88 points. WSUC rival UWOshkosh was a close second with 93. The rest of the team scores were very tight, with only a thirty-six point margin between the ninth place Pointers' 210 points and third place Rochester Institute's 174. The Pointers' top finisher was Brian Thill, who carne in 32nd with a time of 26:23. Rounding out the scoring for UWSP were Chad Johnson, Pat Stillman, Matt Hayes, and C. Christensen. "As a team we ran well, not great, but well. I think we could have run better," said men's coach Rick Witt. "We had two guys who were under the weather, health-wise." "This meet has very good competition, and this was the first time we've seen this good ofcompetition. We are making progress, our gap between our first and fifth runners was only twenty-five seconds," added Witt. UW-Oshkosh dominated the women's invitational, placing all seven of their runners in the top eighteen, scoring 41 points. The Pointers finished seventh with 205 points. Sarah Anderson from UWSuperior toured the wet and rainy 5,000 course in 18:18. Heather Ironside, who finished in seventh place with a time of 18:35, took the top spot for Point. Also scoring points were Dawn Ostrowski, Sara Drake, Mia Sondreal, and Kim Marois. As for the team, women's Coach Len Hill was pleased with the outcome. "We have rebounded about 80% from last week's performance. We are once again at a place where we can challenge the top teams in the conference," said Hill. Coach Hill was impressed with the race of senior Heather Ironside. "Heather had the best race of her career. She really got into it and raced, and there were some good runners in this meet." Senior Kim Marois was named Pointer of the Week for the women's team. "Kim has really come on this year and is.racing with a lot of confidence," added Hill The men's team will compete at the Jim Drews Invite hosted by UW-La Crosse on Saturday. The women's team also heads to La Crosse for the Tori Neubauer Invitational. PAGE 11 OCTOBER 12, 1995 Point beats Blugolds Heiden named player of the week By Krista Torgeson Raddatz also contributed 16 blocks. Conference rival UWThe now 18-8 Pointer volleyball team is turning a few heads Whitewater was next for Stevens this season with the combinations Point. The Warhawks, a top 10 of consistency, s~rong def~nse, ranked team in the country, gave and the hitting performances Stevens Point quite a difficult frcm both their outside hitters challenge. After dropping their first two and middle. The team has won two oftheir matches, both scores of 6-15, . last three games including a Stevens Point managed to take But ' .· · quick three wins over UW-Eau match three 15-9. Claire 15-4, 15-7, and 15-8. Led Whitewater bounced back in the by the hitting of Tara Raddatz, fourth contest and won with a 8H e i d i - - - - - - - - - - - • 1 5 score. I Stephens "(Stephens and Hartl) The Pointers · and Peggy ended theirweekHartl with Seem tO COmpliment end on a positive 13, lo, and each other. When note, putting 8 kills reaway conference one is Off the Other opponent UWspectively. Pointers piCkS Up her game." Superior 17-5, s e t t e r head coach Julie 15-12, 12-15 and 15-6. J o 1i e n Heiden Johnson "I was very CONTRIBUTOR < contributed - - - - - - - - - - - • pleased with the weekend; it put her usual consistent performance with 31 our conference record at 2~3, assists and added three service which is more that the team has done in a long time," said aces. Heiden was also named as the Johnson. Johnson also stated that she conference player of the week. The team produced a defen- believes her outside hitters, sive effort that has proven to be a Stephens and Hartl, are playing major asset for the team this year. very well. "The one thing that is really helping us is our defensive play, which is including our blocking," said head coach Julie Johnson. The defensive leaders against UW-Eau Claire included Sabina Carroll with i 1 digs, Raddatz with 8 and Hartl adding 7. "(Stephens and Hartl) seem to compliment each other. When one is off, the other picks up her game." The team has three conference games left to play including La Crosse and a tri-match with Stout and Platteville. r------liiiiiii:iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii------, Cwik beats St~ Mary's in game's final minute By Cory Wojtalewicz CONTRIBUTOR The UWSP women's soccer team traveled to Winona, MN, last Wednesday to take on St. Mary's at Ochrymowycz Field. The Pointers improved their record to 9-1-0 with a hard fought 1-0 victory. The only· goal of the game camewithjust 1:05 remaining in regulation. Point's Kim Cwik, a defensive player, scored on a shot to the lower left hand corner that got past St. Mary's goalie Nikki Johnson. Cwik was assisted on the goal by Jody Rosenthal. Savonte Walker held St. Mary's scoreless as she had nine saves in goal. "We came out flat the first half and really didn't play our game. But we played much more aggresively the second half," said head coach Sheila Miech. "We dominated and really played to win." " It's always tough to go there and play. St. Mary's was ranked 18th in our region and we ranked second in our region and 13th overrJl, according to the ISAA poll," added Miech. "We knew that it was a game we had to win especially after the loss we suffered the week before. We just stayed focused in the second half ·and found a way to win." The Pointers will play at Chicago on Wednesday bef<ye travding to Platteville on Saturday and to Luther on Sunday. "This was a much needed win for us, with postseason tournamnet bids coming up, we couldn't afford to lose this one," added Miech. ,Reverse Weave· lhe authentic heavyweight cotton sweatshirt Full athletk cut Oversized cuffs and waistband Coverseaming for extra durability CHAMPION... SUITED TO YOUR LIFESTYLE PAGE 12 OCTOBER 12, 1995 Drama CoNTINUED FROM PAGE 8 able to better prepare themselves," said Marchant. Becky Foster is the stage manager, Jeremy Doucette is the scenic de5igner, Sarah Barthel is the costume designer, Patrick Viall is the sound designer and Jodie Boldon is in charge of props. Marchant has directed other productions at UWSP including "Burn This" and "Snow Leopards" which were performed at the Mission Coffee House. This time· Marchant worked through the Players a student theatre organization who helped to put the whole performance together, Marchant graduates in December and plans to continue to direct. Performances will be held at 7:30p.m. and tickets can either be bought at the door for $4 or reserved ahead of time. TIGHT CORNER BYI<ENGRIJiDY AND MA.CCYnWILLET When Jamie phoned his fiancee, the look in his eyes said a thousand words. "Well, what do you knowhe's married!" feR TIEPa!VTERBYBJ HICR6 .. is back starting Oct 9 POINT BOWL344-7858 Comlu-------'-CA55ERO..E PAGE 13 OCTOBER 12, 1995 FOR THEPC1NTER BYTI£UWSP C<YttiCARfSOCIETY No Clow Sex!! WeD, only a little...... Phor Phon and Prophet By Pat "Squeeze Me"·Rothfuss SHAMAN ScoRPIO (OcT. 24-Nov. 22) . ARIEs {MARCH 21-APRIL 19) DAVE DAVIS FOR THE PaNTER BY VA.EMlNA ~ACJJATOSH The worst thing about clown sex is the incessant (*honk* *hink* *honk* *honk* *baaooUuunk*) noise they make. You meet your soul mate. They're witty, attractive, funny, everything you've ever wanted. The number for your lucky free clinic: 767-3500 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-DEc. 21) Ask your religious studies professor to settle a theological debate between you and a friend Namely, whether nuns have more white or dark meat Concerned with budget cutbacks, you presep.t a bill to student government proposing "open season" on all freshman with acaderiric scholarships and all faculty with salaries over $95,000. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) TAURus (APRIL 20-MAY 20) A secret admirer will send you You realize that your phone numflowers. If not, it's the florist's ber spells, "the sniz." Hmmm, no fault Call and complain. - it doesn't. Ahem ... You are crushed to realize that your phone number does not spell, "the sniz." CANCER (JUNE 21-JULy 22) Your search for the eighth deadly sin continues. Be strong and you will persevere. 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Your lucky numbers for the week: 43 and 8 AQuARIUs(JAN.20-FEB. 19) Mars entering the third house means not a damn thing. It's a lifeless hunk ofrock hundreds ofmillions of miles away. You prObably couldn't even point out where it is in the night sky you superstitious git. Bird guts, now that's how to read the future. Your lucky onomatopoeia for the 'week: fluppububit! . . PISCES (FEB. 20-MARCH 20) Your hit single, "Love in a Barco Lounger," is less than a hit. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-0CT. 23) A night out with the girls leaves you shackled to the front of the police station wearing only a ·doughnut, and barking like a dog. The stars say maple, glazed IF YOUR BIRtHDAY IS TinS WEEK Your friends all forget your birthday and, in an ironic twist, accidentally epoxy gummi bears all over your car. An £t.\et.tiG Fun Fat.t (tm) · Act Three, Scene Five: (Divers A/arums) E-v-ery-o:.1e d1.e•. (Ad lib.) 1HEEND In his later days, Shakespeare was often the out. accused of PAGE 14 OCTOBER 12, 1995 "Serving The St. Point Area - HAKE YOLIR SWEEfE5T SWEEf ON YOLI WfTH GfFfS ( AND CARDS FROH ) THE VNfVE5ITY STORE. Since 1974" . ~ ~ -Monday & Tuesday- Pitcher Club -Mega Fun Thursday-Open For Lunch 11 :OOam Daily- ~-""' ~ . 616 Division St.~====~ Reality Co!'ltliNUED FROM PAGE 8 the base's limited supply of bombs. "This one should do," Commander Ellison replied, standing next to a thousand pound bomb. "Are you sure?" "Load it up." John watched the other two . men disappear from view. "Okay, they're gone." John rolled over onto his back, arms folded behind his head. "What are we supposed to do? I mean ... we just can't go waltzing up to that cabin and make a citizens arrest . . . does anyone else know-about this?" "Maybe we should just wait around and see what happens," Liz suggested. "I think that's about all we can do .... of course ... we could try to get a little closer." '(6860 ;)Ao:li:O tmns!Jll;) S,Al!;) SllSlm)l (£ 5ft!EETEST !JAY-P?TLIRM~ OC!TOCER 21fT u~~~rrr ._........,a.a Ur"ooi'V~ 'U;)JIV Au;)~ s,uo~UN5eA\(l 0~ a6ed WOJj SJitMSUV ·• ' ' I P R I N C I P L E S of S 0 U N D R E T .I R E M E N T ~ I N Y_ E S T .I N_ G . I I Lizard CoNTINUED FRoM PAGE 9 The program is suited for people of all ages. Learn everything from their eating habits to how to take care of them in captivity. His purpose is to educate and clear up a lot of misconceptions that are floating around. The program kicks off at 7:00 p.m. and admission is $2 with UWSP ID, $3.50 without, and kids twelve and under are free. IRONICALLY, THE TIME TO START SAVING FOR RETIREMENT IS WHEN IT LOOI(S Lll<E YOU CAN LEAST AFFORD IT. 90FMCD's 1 immediate and perJ.llatlent dismissal from 90FM and possible expulsion from the university since these CO's are university property," Senunerling stated. "These promotional CD 's are sent to us by record companies for airplay," he added. "We don't have the funds to replace the CO's that were stolen," stated Semmerting at the meeting. The incident has been reported to Campus Security and they will follow-up on any information regarding the incident. l \ CoNTINUED IN NEXT ISSUE CONTINUED FROM PAGE ' C an't afford to save for retirement? The truth is, you can't afford not to. Not when you realize that your retirement can last 20 to 30 years or more. You'll want to live at least as comfortably then as you do .now. And that takes planning. By starting to save now, you can take advantagP. of tax deferral and give your money time to compound and grow. ~~ider this: Set aside just $100 each month beginning at age 30 and you can accumulate over $172,109° by the time you reach age 65. 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Close to campus and downtown, own room, bed friendly and helpful landlord. If ·interested,please call ASAP. Call : 342-4580 LosE WEIGHT Need 100 students to lose 1030 lbs. next 90 days. New matabolism break through, doctor recQmended guaran- teed. $35.50, visa,discover & m.c. accepted. ' Call: 1-800-211-6382 Call Joe or Bev: 344-2278 FEMALE SUBLEASER Needed for Spring '96! single Room, Two Blocks from campus, Laundry, and parking. Call~en: 342-9778 HousE FoR RENT Fall 1996 & Spring 1997 5 singles and 1 double, 3 baths, stove, 2 refrigerators, next to campus. Call : 341-2107 SUBLEASERS NEEDED Spring semester 1228B Second St overlooking the Square, 2 singles, kitchen, spasious living room, $250/m/per person utilities included Call: 342-9064 JERSEY APARTMENTS very nice apartments, close to UWSP, for 2-5 persons, parking & lau,ndry available. Call Mike: 341-4215 96-97 SCHOOL YEAR Partlyfurnishedstudenthouse for 96-97 school year. Need 4 girls yet for a house of 8, 1 spacious bedroom per person, 1 kitchen per level, 2 paths per level, 1 living room per level, 2 blocks from campus, private backyard, free parking for 5 cars, laundry facilities. Call Cathy: 341-5972 Ho\1Fs & AP\R1\W\1S Groups from 3-9, very nice, w/in 5 blocks to campus, semifurnished, on-site laundry facilities, free parking at bothe locations, $900 per semester plus utilities, also some housing available for 2nd semester 1996, please call now. Call Diane: 341-6132 RooM FOR RENT Reside w/ householder, nonsmoker perferred, room $95 per month, kitchen privlige, 1 single, cable available for extra. Call: 344-2566 KoRGER APARTMENTS Serving UWSP students over 35years. Modem fully furnished apts & homes 1-5 bedrooms, cable , phonejacks, locks each bedroom, laundry, parking, excellent locations. Call: 344-2899 ) SnmENT HousiNG Nice Homes · for Nice People College Ave--Old Main Area, Groups 3-4-5-6-7-8 Call : 341-3158 WANTED ANTico JESTERS Competitive Hocky Team Needs You. For more information. Call AI Rosina: (414) 842-2720 Today. Amount is $6.00 per game. Sign up at the Intramurals Desk Located in Phy Ed. Building. INTRAMURALS Men I Womens I Coed I Doubles Horseshoe Tournament Play begins- Saturday, Oct 14th at 10:00 Location- Debot Center Pits No Entry Fee Sign Up- At Intramural Desk in Phy. Ed. Building Dead line- Friday Oct 13th PERSONALS RESEARCH INFORMAnON Largest Ubrary of information in U.S. OPEN HOUSE Hull Fire Dept. open house Sun. Oct 15, 11-4 4818 Wojcik Memorial Dr. all subjects Order Catalog Tooay wrlh Vrs.J / MCor COD soo~351-ff222 l'!i!'wP• . _.. !_ J.L SPRING BREAK! Mazatlan from $399. Air/7. nights hotel/ free nightly beer parties/ discounts. Call : (800) 366-4786 SPRING BREAK! Nassau/Paradise Island, Cancun and Jamaica from $2 99. Air, Hotel, Transfers, Parties and More! Organize a small group and earn a FREE trip plus commissions! Call: 1-800-822-0321 STS. America's :1 1 .Stvdcnr Tour Operolor is f\OW hiring Compvs Solu RC"ps. 1ot' More Jnro Conroef STS @ 1·800-645-4849 ~T ~~~, c-~_:·:;::;:":;:s;.~::~~.?.-j FOR SALE FoR SALE 1983 Ford Escort wagon$500.00 O.B.O., 1987 Pontiac Grand lamans- $700.00 O.B.O., Bookcase/ Shelving$25.00, 6515 Hwy 10 East. Call: 344-6982 FoR SALE Stamina Stepper 990. $750.B.O. Leave message Call : 341-8022 79 AMC CoNcoRD 74,700 orig. Miles, good condition, exc. 2nd car, newer tires, am/fmcassette, $700.00 O.B.O. or trade for 4x4. Call: 342-9418 INTERVIEW FAIR Register in UC Concourse on: OLD TOV\NE LAUNDRY Monday, October 16 Tuesday, October 17 Wedesday, October 18 Monday, October 23 Tuesday, October 24 Old Towne Center 2824 Stanley St. *close to campus-*46 washers 26dryers-*TV-*video games*vending machines-*attendant ondutyHo~rs-7:00 Between: !0:30am & 2:00pm am-8:45pm The Secrets of Interviewing (close at 10:00 pm) Phone-344-6790 Cost: $4.00 per person-limited number of spaces available. Sponsored By:· The American Markerring Association -NEW FRmrns!Just a phone call away listen to or make your own recording Call today! T.C. Wanna go to the Shining at 7pm next Wed? It's $1 with ID in the Encore! C.P. 1-900-726-0033 ext 2841 $2.99 per min. Must be 18yrs. · Pro Call Co. (602-954-7420) T.M. Cheap movie next · Wed? How about Frankenstein at 9:30pm in the Encore? It's $1 with student ID. T.C. WILL PICK-UP FREE! Unwanted Furniture Electric Appliances Mens/Womens clothing Call :445-2329 B.D. Thanks for all your hard work on Homecoming! You Rock! C.P. MoNEY FOR EDUCATION scholarships or grants to finace your way through college. Computerized educational center is the answer. For a free brochure & money back guarantee program. Call : 608-253-9656 E It/ P L 0 1"AI EN T CRUISE SIDP JOBS! Earn $2000 + monthly. Parttime I fulltime. World Travel. Carribean, Hawaii. All positions available. No experience. Call:. (520) 505-3123 LooKING FOR AvoN PRODUCTs? Looking for Avon products, but don't know where to buy them? look no more. Help is just a phone call. Call Fidel Asuquo: 344-3196 Avon !dependant Sales Rep. AVON TYPING FOR SALE -High Quality Printing -Most papers returned within 24 Hours. -easy money while you study -$18.00-$15.00 per hour -no door to door Call: 1-800-990-1931 Call Mike: 346-3155 VoLENTEERS NEEDED! we are looking for people willing to share their special skills/talents w/schoolage children. The YMCA's Great Escape before & after school program wants you. for details Call Tonya or Nicole: 342-2980 ext-218 WANTED ro Buv Used cars, trucks, mopeds, scooters. Call: 1-715-445-2329 - or (310)477· 8226 Or. rush $2.00 lo: Research lnlormation 113221daho Ave .. # 206 A Los Angeles. CA 90025 VACATIONS REFERREES NEEDED For Intramural 5 on 5 Basketball SER J"JCES S E R J' I C E S ***FREE TRIPS CoLLEGE BoWLING SPECIAL Mon-Tues-Wed 9:00-? 3 Game of bowling & Shoes $4.50. Pichers of Beer or Soda $3.00 Point Bowl (Just 8 blocks South of campus) Call : (800) 366-4786 & CASH*** Find out how hundreds of students are already earning FREE TRIPS and LOTS OF CASH with America's #1 Spring Break company! Sell only 15 trips and travel free! Choose Cancun, Bahamas, Mazatlan, or Florida! CALL NOW! TAKE A BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL (800) 95-BREAK! 0 IRTURJGHT . • I F~ . PREGHAHT7 ft~d H~ tf~p? ond Confidqntlal. Call 341-ttELP . ·- ' To receive this sp~cial price ... 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