Question 1 Question 2 Question 3 Question 4 Question 5 Question 6 Question 7 Question 8 Question 9 1. How did Max meet Freak? • In kindergarten • In 7th grade • They were neighbors • He helped Freak 2. What did Freak used to be known as in kindergarten? • • • • Robot Crutches Grandpa Freak not Kevin 3. In kindergarten, Max was a little jealous of Freak. Why? • Because he wanted his crutches • Because he wanted to be called what Freak was known as • Because he wanted to have a brain • None of the above 4. How did Freak and Max become Freak the Mighty? • They ran away from Blade • They went on an “adventure” and Freak held the sword of Armor • They stuck together for so long • None of the above 5. Christmas is here! Freak and Max are celebrating together. What does Freak do? • An invention of the mind • Gets Max a journal • Makes some kind of electronic device Max could use • Makes something that looks like a rocket ship 6. In Freak’s dictionary, what does the word “Food” mean? (give the most detailed) • • • • Human fuel Junk UFO All of the above 7. Tests have proven that Max is • • • • Dyslexic Disabled Both None! 8. In Freak’s dictionary, the word “butthead” means • One who can sneeze a hotdog through his nose • Another name for Max • Another name for Blade (Tony D.) • One who’s head is shaped like a rear end (not to mention his brain) 9. What did Freak “lie” about? • • • • Him having a bionic body Him researching about some medication Him having a heart too big for his body Him having a brain too big for his body Some words I like… A AARDVARK, a silly looking creature that eats ants AARGH, what aardvarks say when they eat ants B BOATS, shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane C CRETIN, another name for Blade More words I like… F FEALTY, loyalty with an “F” FOOZLE, to make a stupid mistake FORMICIDAE, a type of insect never found in Kevin’s pants G GOON, a 4 letter word for Max in a bad mood GRUEL, whatever you want more of A little more words I like… H HAMMERHEAD, a know it all HERSTORY, the past from the female point of view HIEROGLYPHICS, Max’s handwriting I IDEA, a seed you plant in your head Couple of more words I like… J JITTERBUG, a nervous cockroach K KEVIN, a unit of measurement equal to 70 cm KONG, another word for falling down M MASSIVES, fat heads who assume that the TV tells the truth MEGAPOD, Max’s shoe size Few more words I like… N NEANDERTHALS, what we all were before plumbing was invented O OBFUSCATE, a needlessly confusing word for needlessly confusing OBSTINATE, Kevin when he knows he’s right Continuing of Freak’s dictionary… R ROUND TABLE, where King Arthur passes out the snack food S SPASTIC, how the Fair Gwen talks when she’s nervous T TELLURIAN, another word for earthling Last page U UNICORN, a horse who makes a point Z ZAG, what you do after you zig ZED, a Z in England ZEST, the zing in an orange ZIG, what you do before you zag ZING, what you taste when you bite into an orange ZIT, adolescent eruption, not to be confused with a teenage volcano ZOO, an eighth grade English class Correct! Wrong!