Emily Nagoski enagoski@smith.edu Wellness EducationDirector Smith College LOVE, LUST, AND LIQUOR Outline How Sex Works How Alcohol Works What Alcohol Does to Sex Maximize Good. Minimize Bad. What they didn’t teach you in high school. HOW SEX WORKS How Sex Works The four phases of sexual response orgasm resolution plateau arousal Sexual Physiology: the Dual Control Model Sexual Excitation System – the “gas,” responds to sexually relevant stimuli in the environment Sexual Inhibition System SIS-I – “handbrake” the chronic, trait-level inhibitory tone SIS-II – “footbrake” the inhibitory system which responds to threats in the environment People have different levels of SIS and SES, just like they have different eye colors. Think you know? HOW ALCOHOL WORKS The Bi-Phasic Effect “the pleasure plateau” Alcohol is a CNS “depressant” • First it turns off the breaks • Then it turns off the gas “the zone of regret” 1-2-3-4… SIX STAGES OF INTOXICATION Judgment Stage 1: Buzzed Buzzed Sex “First it turns off the brakes” Decreased SIS Affectionate Arousable Happy For those with high SIS, orgasms become easier. Diminished decisionmaking “the pleasure plateau” Social Intelligence Judgment Stage 2: Euphoria Euphoric Sex Further reduced SIS Easier erections for some men Easier orgasms for some women Further impaired judgment Loss of fine motor coordination Physical appearance Flushed Glassy eyes Smiling This is as intoxicated as you can get without negative sexual side effects Social Intelligence Judgment Stage 3: Drunk Motor coordination Drunk Sex “Then it turns off the gas.” “Whiskey dick” sets in (a.k.a., alcohol induced erectile dysfunction) Orgasm delayed in both men and women Seriously impaired decisionmaking (legally unable to give consent) Seriously impaired coordination (condom wrapper, anyone?) “the zone of regret” Social Intelligence Motor coordination Judgment Hammered Sensory Coherence Shitfaced Trashed Completely fucked up Stage 4: Stupid Drunk Wasted Stupid Drunk Sex Obliterated decision making – you should not be left alone Seriously reduced sensation = seriously reduced sexual response Appearance Drooping eyelids ≠ “bedroom eyes” Skin pale, clammy Face slack Social Intelligence Motor coordination Judgment Sensory Coherence Memory Creation Stage 5: Stupor Stupor Sex You can’t have good (any?) sex at this stage You definitely can’t give consent You definitely can’t get consent Social Intelligence Motor coordination Judgment Sensory Coherence Memory Creation Not being able to breath is very bad for your sex life. Never get this drunk, okay? Stage 6: Coma, Death Balance, breathing, heartbeat, unimportant things like that. Mmmmmh, decisional balance… MAXIMIZE GOOD, MINIMIZE BAD You: avoid blackouts, hangovers, and embarrassment Food: Proteins and fats (Pizza! Cheesesteak! Yum!) before you drink Carbs while you drink Water Stay hydrated Pace drinking Decide ahead of time how much you want to drink, and plan accordingly. If you’re too drunk to drive, you’re too drunk to… You and Your Friends Work out a plan before you start drinking. Who’s driving/staying sober? Who does/does not want to get laid? How are you getting home? Friends don’t let friends sleep away from home. Seek medical care if : Your friend vomits more than once, or vomits while unconscious Your friend’s breathing is shallow Your friend’s lips or nails are blue You and Your Partner Limit 1-4 drinks, depending on weight, gender, and speed of drinking. If going out, decide (and alternate!) who will be sober. Make sure somebody has a condom/dam. For het couples: Emergency Contraception in case your original contraceptive method fails. Effective up to 5 days after unprotected intercourse Questions? THE END enagoski@smith.edu