Cellular Field Come take our virtual tour By Stephanie Smith, Rachel Landsman, and Mavara Agha The Main Event! • Come and see the game! The Proteins and the Neutrons will be playing November 8th15th at Cellular Field from the Hardon National Championship! Proteins Take Me Out to the Ball Game! • Come and be part of the Cytosol at Cellular Field, and cheer on the home team at the old ball game! Entertain yourself by visiting many of our various stores, and of course by watching the ball game! How We Maintain Our Field • Being part of the Cytoskeleton at Cellular Field is not an easy job. We only hire the best grounds crew that we can find so that you can enjoy and relax! Be sure to recognize our grounds crew for their hours and hours of labor to make your day at the games a day to remember! The Safety of Cellular Field • No need to worry about any hoodlums ruining your time at the games, our talented group of Peroxi’s are skilled guards that are used to monitor and maintain the safety of our field. Cell Members permitted only Enter through our high-tech protective gates. These outer boundaries of our amazing stadium provides a selective border for protection and enjoyment. Only exclusive members can enter these gates. The scientists, down at (something lab), who have funded our amazing entrance gates, have specially decided to name it: the cell membrane because of their similar features – offering protection and permitting only selective items into the cell. BECOME A CELL MEMBER TODAY! ` Gol Gibody • Come meet our brilliant masterminded manager – Mr. Gol Gibody. His excellent taste in players over the years have led the Proteins to became the World Series Champions again and again. Some people refer to him as the golgi body of a cell. He packages the players and sends them to the field once they are completely ready. Though his job remains just to package our players and send them to the game, without him, there would be no Proteins. Don’t Forget Mr. Nu Cleus You can’t come to Cellular Field and leave without meeting Mr. Nu Cleus. Cleus is our head coach for the Proteins. He works our players through many complex drills. He makes our players into the perfect. He is what makes the Proteins what they are. Endoplasmic Reticulum Come and visit these great hallways! - The hallways the players go through to get around the field because the endoplasmic reticulum transports proteins, and the players are the proteins. Lysosomes - Come and see how great we keep our “cell” looking with are great garbage collectors doing the digestion. Vacuoles - Come and take a drink from our great water fountains that store water for the cell! Mitochondria • Take a visit to our gift shop and buy our musical CD. This wonderful compact disc, called Mitochondria after Cellular Field’s own energy releaser has the: • • • National anthem sung by our very own Protein, Enzy Me. • The Seventh Inning Stretch • The Proteins Alma Mater (lyrics included) These songs rouse up the crowd and release energy into the stands every time they’re played. Without these songs, the fans would have no liveliness and would be unable to support our teams into winning the World Series once again. This exhilarating offer is only available during this season and won’t be back until next year. So take advantage of it today. Thanks for visiting Cellular Field Have a great day!