Theater Etiquette - Ms Harrison's English Classes

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Theater Etiquette
Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Somehow the most obvious rule of good
Broadway theatre etiquette is still the most often
disregarded. Turn it off, people. Turn. It. Off. And,
no, putting your cell phone on vibrate isn't good
enough - the people next to you can hear that
weird buzzing sound, too.
Don't Send Text Messages During the Show
You may think you're being all incognito, but
in a darkened theater, the light from your cell
phone screen is incredibly distracting to
those around you. And why do you still have
your phone on anyway? We just told you to
turn it off!
Eat Your Dinner Before the Show, Not DURING It
This isn't the movies. Munching on candy and chips during a
live Broadway performance is annoying to your neighbors.
Bringing hamburgers and buckets of KFC (oh, yes, we've seen
people do it) is an outrage. If you're absolutely starving (after
all, nobody wants to hear your stomach growling either), then
a little quiet snacking on something fairly unobtrusive like
M&Ms is acceptable. But it's still better if you avoid eating
altogether during the show and get your treats in the lobby
during the intermission instead.
If You Have To Cough, Cover Your Mouth
In this age of diseases-of-the-week from SARS to swine flu, there is
nothing more bone-chilling to a Broadway theatergoer than the
sound of a nearby cough and an accompanying gust of air. Yuck.
Coughing is inevitable, but failure to cover your mouth is
unforgivable, so try to keep kleenex or a handkerchief on hand. And
if you have a cold, be sure to bring some lozenges with you.
Unwrap Cough Drops and Candies in Advance
If you anticipate any coughing fits during the
show, be sure to unwrap your lozenges before the
performance starts and have them at the ready.
That crinkling sound is like nails on a chalkboard
during a quiet play. And, no, unwrapping it S-L-OW-L-Y does not help the situation ... it's much,
much worse.
Don't Be A Disruptive Miss Manners
Sure, it's irritating when someone's cell phone goes off, but what's
even worse is when the brief breach of Broadway theatre
etiquette is followed by a series of overreactions from other
audience members. Annoyed "Tsks," "Hmphs," hisses, snarls, and
shouts of "Turn it off!" along with scandalized glares can be just as
distracting as the original disruption.
Don't Talk During the Show
A quick whisper to your neighbor, or an audible reaction to
something interesting that happens on stage is fine (this is the live
theater, not the morgue), but keep conversations to the
intermission and after the show. Nobody needs to hear your
theories on what the next plot twist will be, and please refrain
from asking your companion to explain to you what was just said
onstage. By the time he or she explains it to you, you'll have both
missed something else important.
Don't Sing Along
It's tempting sometimes, we know. But if you want
to sing on Broadway, then you're gonna have to
audition like those people up onstage did. Your
fellow Broadway fans paid the big bucks to hear
the professionals flex their vocal muscles, not you.
Save your sweet singing for post-show karaoke.
(There are a few exceptions to this rule, such as
when the performers onstage actually prompt the
audience to join in.)
Don't Feel Like You Have to Dress Up
Although opening night audiences usually dress up
a bit, there is no dress code for Broadway.
Technically you can come in shorts and flip flops,
but we advise against this, especially since
Broadway theaters usually crank up the air
conditioning.
Try Not To Fall Asleep
If the show is truly horrendously boring, then your
snoring may be taken as a protest of sorts, but
generally it's just disruptive to those around you. It's
also insulting to the hard-working performers up
onstage.
11. Standing Ovations and Entrance Applause Are
Overdone - Don't Give In To Peer Pressure
Traditionally, applause for an actor when he or she first takes
the stage and standing ovations at the end of a Broadway
show were signs of an audience so full of appreciation and
respect that they couldn't help themselves. Lately these
reactions seem to have become obligatory, and
unfortunately when standing ovations and entrance
applause are done out of mere habit, they essentially
become meaningless. Ultimately, how you react is up to you,
but let your true feelings guide you.
Respect the Space and Comfort of Those Around
You
The average Broadway theater seat makes Economy
Class on a commercial airliner look luxurious, so
sometimes a little elbow bumping can't be helped.
But you can practice good Broadway etiquette by
taking care to not lean into your neighbor, hog
armrests, intrude on other people's already limited
leg room, or let your big heavy coat hang so far off
the back of your seat that it ends up in someone
else's lap.
Come Clean
A day of busy New York City sightseeing in the
summer or a post-work / pre-theater session at the
gym can leave you sweaty and not-so-sweet
smelling. For the sake of those sitting next to you,
try to make time for a shower before arriving at the
theater. And don't go too heavy on the aftershave
or cologne afterwards - too much of a good smell
can be just as bad as unpleasant body odor.
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